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Question of the Day: What's your favorite type of toy for anal and why? Plugs, dildos, knots, etc.

>Last Thread: >>10306613

>FAQ (read before posting)
https://rentry.org/analgenfaq

>Panty's Guide to Anal Training/Blowjobs
https://imgur.com/a/TrGhL

>SurfboardPotato's Guide to Prostate Play
https://teddit.net/r/CumFromAnal/comments/8w065w/a_guide_to_prostate_orgasms_from_someone_very/

>regdude's Technical guide to anal
https://github.com/regdude/anal

>What's the lighter test?
If you buy a chinesium sextoy on amazon or aliexpress, it's worth checking to make sure it's actually silicone; follow this guide to check:https://dangerouslilly.com/2014/03/deciphering-results-of-flame-test/

>Recoring a toy
https://imgur.com/a/gFS04

> Anon’s Guide to Knotting
https://rentry.org/anons-dildo-knotting-guide

>Say hello
https://tagmap.io/tag/analgen

If you want to post yourself, go to>>>/trash/cbgand cross-link to it
for webms with sound cross-link it to gif like this>>>/gif/22454896#

>Kegel exercises:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hK4c-0HuoRE
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>>10315004
Do you have links to any of those PMVs?
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So we all know dairy should be avoided when you're planning on cleaning out. My question is, would taking lactaid or similar be helpful? Obviously it won't be *as* useful as no dairy at all, but I figure I'd ask.

Also if you've got recommendations for enema tips that are particularly good for doing deep cleans please send, I wanna try some real depth play which means I'm gonna need something besides the bulb I've been using if I want it to take less than three hours to clean.
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I want to practice every day, but I'm too depressed today. I have energy for fap but not anal. Do I just have to power past this, or should I wait for a better day?
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>>10316330
>So we all know dairy should be avoided
Not sure if you're shitposting, but light meals of skyr and a few cups of broth are usual for me on prep days, and cause zero problems.
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>>10316338
From looking it up it looks like skyr is lower in fat content than most dairy, so perhaps that's my undoing. If I'm purposefully planning for butt stuff I'll usually have oatmeal, salad, maybe something else grain-focused and low fat for dinner if I'm really hungry but typically I just skip dinner if I can on those days. And psyllium of course.

I'm just thinking about the days where the urge strikes but I've already had something that will be a pain later.
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>>10316316
Not before I harvest some of that mass I've been cultivating
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what works best for fake cum? im thinking about getting a squirting dildo but im not sure what to put through it if it doesn't come with anything
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Anyone know of any good aneros related hypnosis
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>>10316330
low fat diet usually helps.
avoiding things that encourage bowel movement (chili or anything spicy) is important.
chili and oil are the worst combination (keep in mind mayonnaise also has fats).
you typically want to avoid doing enema (it's fine for flushing the rectum parts) and keep it so that you would expel everything solid.
I say from experience, when I really am extremely horny and had loose bowel movement I'd just take pineapple juices and wait it 24 hours, if it's still bad I just wait it again. All while avoiding any form of bread, pasta, or noodle.
When it's really terrible (like diarrhea and bloating) I just make campfire coffee and take medicinal charcoal after drinking the coffee.

also, if diarrhea is recurrent you might wanna check on what is causing it.
recommend avoiding seafood too.
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VR anal bros, help an anon out

I have VR and I wanna try anal

What I gotta do
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This is the biggest anal beads I've ever seen.
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>>10316837
That without the tail part would be fun to play with, where did you find it?
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>>10316900
AliExpress, so 50/50 you get aids, or radioactive if you buy this version
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>>10316928
Dammit fuck that, as fun as it looks I'm not dying to chinesium.
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How to prevent making a mess on the floor with coconut oil? It's a pain to clean compared to lube.
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>>10316987
get some towels that you don't mind ruining
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>>10316987
Spread a lot of tissues on the surface you're masturbating at
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>>10316987
Cover off with plastic drop cloth like Bateman
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Every time I try masturbating with my (kinda small) dildo I get tired before I cum. What do?
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>>10317060
don't get discouraged, don't cum, fuck your ass when you're horny again, walla
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>>10316195
>What's your favorite type of toy for anal and why?
Simple, rigid dildo, usually glass, but metal or silicone with an internal stiffener, between 5-7 inches of insertable depth, ideally with a defined head and/or ridge bumps to drag over the prostate.

I love playing with fancier stuff, and the thrill of more exotic toys, but when I get down to it, if I just want to feel good, quickly, easily, and cum my goddamn brains out with no pretense, there's really nothing better for me.

Second place goes to the aneros. And that's more because I love using it while I do things around the house.
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I want to start taking psyllium husks, with yogurt, do I have to let them soak first or can I start eating them immediately? Also if they have to soak, can I just prepare a bowl of yogurt the day before and eat it in the following morning or does it not matter at all?

>>10316931
>he doesn't want superpowers from playing with his ass
ngmi
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>>10317084
Consider getting your fibre from other means, a well balanced diet shouldn't need boomer husks.
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Will there ever be a single incarnation of this general where we don't have to reinvent the fucking wheel on how to take fiber supplements?
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>>10317133
Nope, anons will always be retarded and helpless
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>>10317133
Speaking of supplements, does the cum stack make anal more enjoyable?
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>>10317155
Having tried it for a few months, I can't say that it does (of course ymmv). Psychologically, the added precum from pygeum is appealing, but I didn't find it to do much for sensation. It may even have deadened the sensitivity to be honest. I understand that pygeum in particular shrinks the prostate -- it's used to treat BPH after all -- so the precum overflow is merely a side effect of a smaller vessel. Probably counterproductive for anal. If you do try it, I'd personally recommend omitting that component.
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>>10317172
Ah dang, that was the one I was most interested in cause I wanted to leak a lot of pre, thanks for the heads up anon!
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https://mobile.twitter.com/pigmananal/media
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>>10316337
Anal is not something you power through. What about a nice warm shower and simply teasing your butthole? There's loads of nerves there that will turn masturbation to more than just a jerk.
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Anyone with experience of bad-wolf.pl toys?
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>>10317173
NTA, but lecithin and water by themselves do have a helpful effect because they fill up your prostate. It's probably worth investigating whether or not pygeum would shrink a healthy prostate (it may not depending on the mechanism), but I personally find the thick, oozing precum so hot I'd take it anyway.
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>>10314561
Wanna bump what this anon has asked for. Are double ended suction cups good for dildos? Anyone know a good one if so?
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>>10317322
lust arts double sided suction cups
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>>10317084
immediately is fine
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>>10316987

Baby powder or corn starch, also works for silicon lube.
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>>10317328
Thank you fren
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>>10317322

Yes I know just the one.
Deep Fantasies Double Sided Platinum Silicone Suction Cup
on Shevibe they work very well I was impressed. I believe I have the extra small which I didn't see which is big enough for most toys, I think a small would be fine and a medium would also work very well but I don't really see getting a large unless you're trying to hold up a toy that is like *pounds* heavy.
Have to recommend them and their toys, very high quality and they're on etsy. Shevibe has sales often and so does DF etsy.

Good luck.
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I went to the sex shop to get lube shooters, but they're called "lube tubes" instead. The ladies at the sex shop thought that "lube shooter" was a cool new name, at least.
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>>10316928
>>10316837
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/3256804186646090.html?algo_pvid=303bcaa3-c977-49fa-924e-dbe3720a0af6&algo_exp_id=303bcaa3-c977-49fa-924e-dbe3720a0af6-57&pdp_ext_f=%7B%22sku_id%22%3A%22-1%22%7D&gatewayAdapt=4itemAdapt

i actually bought then and silicone burn tested them and they passed.
the tail is just a screw, i went ahead and pulled mine off 'cause dealing with it and lube at the same time is a pain
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>>10317474
>uhhh it's like a syringe for lube?
kek
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>>10316928
Actually just bought them yesterday. I can report back about radiation once they arrive.
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>>10317513
please do!
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>>10317475
>Just a screw
Like an actual screw?
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>>10317474
>>10317487

It was a fun errand. I'll format it.

> local pharmacy starts locking up lube
> prudes
> they're a national chain anyway, let's go to a local sex shop instead
> have to wear a mask, no biggie
> two goth ladies -- one pastel, one industrial -- who are doing that not-quite-unison thing
> "hiiiiii~ what can we help you find~"
> no browsing today, ladies
> I'm looking for lube
> "we have lots of lube"
> industrial goth shows me to a corner of the store
> "it's the lube shelf~"
> I'd like water-based and silicon-based lube
> they have a nice thick locally-made water-based lube and lots of silicon lube
> I'd also like a pack of lube shooters
> giggling-women.png
> "um you mean lube tubes?"
> I guess it's a regional dialect
> "see you again~"
> kind of want to browse the dildos, but it's time to go

11/10, sex shops are great.
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>>10317073
What's your favorite glass toy? I've been looking around but it's hard to find something that looks good for anal and is good quality.
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>>10317474
>>10317602
Glad my advice was helpful for you!
I've never ever heard them called lube tubes. Learn something new every day.
>tfw went in the local sex shop with a lady friend and the guy behind the counter was a former co-worker from a different job
Never went back >////<
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>>10317760
>>10317602
You guys are lucky, most sex shops I've been to are either gay guys (which always makes me feel uncomfortable) and old women, who are usually ok
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>>10317787
>so there I was
>buying a big new dildo to fuck my guts with
>and there's this fucking FAGGOT at the cash register looking at me!
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>>10316928
why risk dying of chinesiam when you can just make your own?
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>>10317809
did not want it sideways...
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>>10317804
Yes, please don't talk to me about cock rings for 5 minutes I just want to buy a monster dildo.
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>>10317787
what did they do, were they too talkative?
or did they start getting way too familiar?
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>>10317832
Faggots are just disgusting and think that just because you're buying giant dildos, you're one too.
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>>10317842
>Buying giant dildo
>about to stretch my ass like democrats stretch the truth
>some faggot thinks im gay
>just like massive cocks in my ass
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>>10317827
I've never had a cashier voluntarily start conversations like that.
I also have resting bastard face and I'm absolutely willing to be blunt and rude to people who are annoying me. Most people are too polite.
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>>10317849
It's a helluva thing.
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>>10317851
Must be an Australian thing because they always start talking to me.
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>>10317809
Maybe I should learn to 3d model
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>>10317851
i know what you mean, we're too willing to let people babble on about annoying garbage, and we really want to tell them to shut the fuck up, but we also want to just get through our day, so we let them go on and on instead of starting a confrontation, because pretending to listen is easier than shouting.

when i worked at a supermarket, this old old greek woman came up to the counter and began telling me about how and i quote "THE JEW" (emphasis on THE) is preparing america for the apocalypse, and obama is their antichrist.
im standing there like Maam, i get paid minimum wage to sell people cake, i dont wanna know about the jews and fucking obama.

>>10317865
it's easier to do than one might think.
might be difficult to do entire bodies, but a penis is easy to make.
i even have the mold for a knot plug in the works, cuz i wanted a buttplug that was the right size, but couldn't find one i was willing to trust (weird rubbers, and materials that bleed their coloring)
Once you learn to make your own, you realize how much power you have

i've even started selling my toys.

also, the one i linked was a dual textured ENA cock. one half is low poly,the other is smooth. (have molds for regular and dream bbq
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>>10317849
I mean, pegging is a thing.
Try dressing as a girl next time, that'll throw them off.
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>>10317881
then they will think you are trans.
you really wanna deal with that shit?
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>>10317878
>when i worked at a supermarket, this old old greek woman came up to the counter and began telling me about how and i quote "THE JEW" (emphasis on THE) is preparing america for the apocalypse, and obama is their antichrist.
>im standing there like Maam, i get paid minimum wage to sell people cake, i dont wanna know about the jews and fucking obama.
fuggin based
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>>10317887
she tried to get me to move to greece...
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>>10317884
But then they won't think your a disgusting faggot like them.
Checkmate sodomite.
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>>10317890
>not a disgusting faggot
yeah, you're trans. little bit worse.
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>>10317888
Greece is a pretty nice place to live though.
In the countryside atleast.
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>>10317893
been there. have family on psara.
they are stuck in the past (only recently got electricity.)

also, the fucking economy...
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>>10317891
Buddy, are you actually retarded?
I meant dress as a girl as a joke.
If you want a real solution, take a white t-shirt and write "I AM NOT A FAGGOT" on it with a sharpie. You'll have absolutely no confusion or confrontation from that.
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>>10317902
i just figured you would be mistaken as trans if you went there in a dress.
i wouldn't want to even accidentally be mistaken as being in that group.
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>>10317897
>the fucking economy...
ehh, depending on your job you can kinda ignore it
>(only recently got electricity.)
The places I visited weren't that bad, but I've only ever been a tourist there, most of my knowledge comes secondhand from a friend who comes to my country for his work.
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>>10317903
Fair point, but then you could snap on them for missgendering you as a tranny, when you are in fact a cis straight male in a dress.
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>>10317908
i refuse to take part in any of that lefty shit.

i may be homosexual, i may have a boyfriend, and i may be a bottom, and i may design my own fantasy toys to shove up my ass... but im no lefty faggot.
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>>10317888
To marry her granddaughter?
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>>10317912
Eww...
Can't believe I was talking to a faggot.
A bottom too, not even a strong handsome top either.
Disgusting.
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>>10317912
It's good to have some standards. >>10317878
Wouldn't a low poly toy just poke you in awkward ways?
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>>10317922
i've used it b4 and never had issues with that.
im using a slightly softer silicone, so details like that will squish and bend.

it provides a nice bit of texture, without being dangerous.
and im a pain wimp, so if my ass can take it, any ass can take it.
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>>10317819
>>10317809
These look quite fucking rough. They aren't fresh out of the printer, right?
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>>10317956
sadly this mold did not come out as nice as i had hoped.
im gonna have to stick with the other one till i print something better
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>>10317956
forgot pic
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>>10317964
>>10317963
How do you cast them?
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>>10317969
i give the mold a light wipe of veggie oil (release agent), pour in the smooth half, wait 3 hours for it to partially cure, attach the second half of the mold, pour in the second color of silicone, wait 4 hours, then remove them from the mold.
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>>10317974
Is it expensive/difficult? Might try casting my own instead of dealing with customs and postal workers stealing my horsecocks. lmao
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>>10317976
it takes some learning, and can be a bit expensive in the early stages.

but once you understand how to do it, it becomes way cheaper to make your own.

remember, you control the shape, texture, size, and details down to the veins on the dog dick knot you made because you want something you can keep in your ass all day, and you want it to be exotic.
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>>10317979
Impressive. A true inspiration.
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>>10317787
Every sex shop I've gone to usually has a bunch of alt girls working there and they don't give a shit what I buy. Perks of living near Portland I guess.
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>>10317576
no, sorry.
Its threaded like a bolt
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>>10317964
what inspired you to wanna fuck the ENA?
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>>10318000
i thought ena would have an interesting dick.
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>>10318002
you're a fucking legend
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>>10318004
hmu if you want your own enacock

Zombycow The Jighole Man#0539

i also have a jigglypuff fleshlight i made
not sure if i should put in the pic though, it is off topic technically.
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>>10318006
post it anyways
fist fight the jannies
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>>10317995
That's a pretty decent solution. I've seen some terrible AliExpress toys. One I bought was a bunny tail that was literally nailed in. The nail was made of lead as well.
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>>10318007
alright then
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>>10318007
and here's the hole.

guess you could technically call it a giant anal bead for those with an anal vore fetish.
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>>10318014
incredible
and while not my fetish, ive certainly gotten bored and crammed an onahole in myself for shits and giggles
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>>10318014
Amazing, you post the 3d files?p
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>>10318014
You make me want to cast my dream toy.
A ridged horsecock with a knot.
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>>10318025
get as ambitious as you want.
the only limit is your darkest most depraved desires.
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>>10318028
That looks deliciously nasty. Why did you scrap it?
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>>10318029
needs improvements.
maybe scrapped is the wrong word... more like, shelved.
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>>10318030
Whats your dreamtoy?
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>>10318034
my dream toy is a vibrating plug molded to the shape of my insides so fill my ass completely and properly, with a line of vibrators going all the way from tip to base.
something guaranteed to put direct vibration on the prostate.

the shape being that of my insides would make it comfy and unobtrusive, while the size will definitely stretch me a bi (just enough to stay inside while not making me want to involuntarily force it out)
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>>10318037
Sounds nasty. Not into deep insertiions I guess?
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>>10318039
deep is nice, but only to an extent.
im looking for a more technical toy. the kind you may be iffy about looking at, but definitely want inside you.

like an insider secret toy, it looks ugly, but the pros know the truth
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>>10318037
I wonder, is there a way to make a moulding of our innards? Some sort of quickset material that won't destroy your innards?
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>>10318055
smoothon has a silicone that cures in less than an hour, and im fairly certain it won't get hot when curing.

as for how to do the mold... inject it into a condom while it's inside you and tie it off.
making sure to fill it completely and them some. (you would want to feel it stretch you)
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>>10318061
Sounds like a great way to kill yourself. Reminds me of those fags doing concrete enemas.

Did you try sculpting by hand before 3d printing?
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>>10318072
Give evidence of concrete enema, because that sounds like instant death
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>>10318079
Google is a thing you know?

https://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/concrete_enema
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>>10318072
smooth on silicone is not toxic
and as long as long as you don't overfill the condom to bursting it won't hurt you.
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>>10318072
but yeah, i will say that method is risky.

maybe an inflatable probe with sensors would be better. get a digital reading of my ass, or maybe take x-rays from various angles.

but then that exposes you to radiation...

maybe a 360 camera probe that takes pictures of your ass and compiles them into a 3d model which would then be inverted and simplified to make the exact shape of the toy you would need.
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>>10315004
>>10316306
Seconding this request.
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>>10317819
Why the fuck you printing it like that, print it vertically like the finished result instead, much less print line cleanup
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>>10318119
sagging issues.
im working with a not so great ender 3 pro, and im just trying to make shit work

the one you are replying to came out way worse than the others. i think the z offset was too low.
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>>10318120
Sagging from what?

There nothing to sag if you print it vertically
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>>10318121
sure about that?
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With or without the balls? Asking for a friend.
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>>10318082
wtf
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>>10317475
Did they ship discreetly?
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>>10318082
This is getting weird
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Femanon here.
I'm really into anal because id like to be cummed in without getting pregnant and i like the way it feels in my butt. However it's hard kinda convincing my bf to try it bc the prep is too much. I did so much research on proper prep, used a fleet and junk. I wasn't gonna eat but he made sure i had a bowl of oatmeal (he's really stressy abt breakfast). Anyway i kept prepping my butt when he was at work and there was a clearish jelly that came out of my butt. Nothing told me abt this but ig its colon goo. I really want to do anal properly, and I've convinced the boy to go for it again, but i need real tips on how to prep, pls. Im definitely not gonna eat even breakfast this time :/
Anything else? How do i avoid the goo? Anyone else experience that?
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use a proper hanging enema bag instead of a fleet enema
take fiber capsules so everything comes out properly, which means there is less to clean.
You can eat during the day, just don't eat super heavy stuff. have some soup, maybe a protein shake if you wanna be on the safe side.

most important thing is the fiber though. psyllium husk capsules are my go to for this sort of thing.
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>>10318154
I'm not familiar with hanging enema bag, what is it exactly? Where could i get one? Online or a store
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>>10318156
got em on amazon. you clamp the tube shut, put in the water, hang it from the ceiling or a rail or something, open the valve a little so the water comes out a bit (primes it so you dont get an ass full of air) and close it again, lube it up, stick it in, lie down, and open the valve.

Gravity does the work of getting it into you.
it's faster than a fleet enema, and far safer than a shower hose enema. you have full control over the water temp, and can clamp it shut at any time to stop it.
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>>10318089
Try a barium enema instead
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>>10318161
not unless i'm getting an x-ray i won't.

Never use medicated liquid, or liquids with chemicals where you can't be sure of the safe amount.

only use warm filtered/distilled water for the safest results.
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>>10318082
This almost sounds like one of those dumb things people make up, like gerbiling, but the photo (and the "roentgenogram") is right there. How the hell did the guy not get burned by the concrete though?
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So I have this really nice dildo that's about 25cm (10 inches) long and 5cm (2 inches) in diameter. It feels amazing to ride, however, my sigmoid is just ever so slightly too short and the toy too stiff to fully hilt it.

As such, these past few weeks I have been trying to train my sigmoid to straighten itself out with a slink. I can easily get it to my transverse colon at this point, but its too flexible to really straighten out the section of the colon that I want to stretch.

I am looking for a dildo that is about 30cm (12 inches) long, ~4 cm (1.8 inches) in diameter with a flexibility that is more rigid than a slink (so it can pull the colon straight), but more flexible than a traditional dildo (so I can actually get it past the sigmoid).

Anyone got any recommendations? Budget is about 200 bucks.
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>>10318123
What 3D printer do you use? I've been thinking about getting into making my own sex toys lately.
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>>10318151
>colon goo
That sounds like mucus, which may disgust some people but it actually isn't dangerous. It's the goo your colon makes to lubricate itself just enough to push out chocolate cakes out of your system.
As long as your boyfriend doesn't get any brown liquid on his schlong I think you've done well enough cleaning your rectum.

If you want to be more careful, avoid any sexual positions where you must squat, because that will push out stuff in your colon into rectum and make a mess.
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>>10318151
The goo sounds like it's intestinal lining(?). It's just a protective layer of mucus that your body lines your insides with, and it sloughs off after the irritation of cleaning.

If you're worried about cleanliness, here's a checklist/steps for ideal circumstances in my anecdotal experience:

1. It starts off with a clean solid BM(which starts off with proper diet and exercise but you can figure out what works for you there.) As you play with your butt more you'll be able to tell if you got everything. If your strengthen your pelvic floor muscles you can rearrange your rectum slightly so that if there is any loose stool along folds gravity can do some work for you. If you couldn't get everything, the next step will let you know if today is a good day or not.
2. About 30 minutes before you want to play, flush the rectum, and only the rectum, with water several times. The water should be inside of your body for as little time as possible-- you're just trying to get loose matter out of your bowels. If water stays inside for too long your body sorta panics and triggers something called intestinal flushing where it just releases a ton of water from your body to get the liquid out. If it takes you more than 5-10 minutes to feel clean from this step, then you should stop.
3. Stand around cleaning toys/doing something with your body upright so that gravity can assist here. You're waiting for any intestinal lining that's being shed to make its way down to the bottom of your rectum.
4. Try to pass the lining and then do one more small water flush in case there's some that isn't solid enough to pass.
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https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/sex-toys/dildos/realistic-dildos/p/lifelike-lover-luxe-realistic-colour-changing-silicone-dildo-7-inch/a45253g81581.html

Is this a good dildo for a beginner? I've been playing with an aneros for a couple of months, and now my butt is craving something a little more "traditional".
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>>10318295
>>10318158
Thanks anons
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best dildo for riding on amazon?
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>>10318323
yeah, that'll do the trick
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>>10318241
i use a heavily modded ender 3 pro.
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>>10316685
The biggest dissapoint to me after getting VR has been how little porn there is where the viewer is the one getting fucked.
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>>10318404
virtamate has scenes like that
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>>10318404
Multiplayer experiences are the way to go for this
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>>10318358
Thanks anon! It's on sale on Amazon, picked up some xlube as well.
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>>10318408
Yeah, I was considering getting into VRchat recently but the whole drama about the anticheat update put me off it for now
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>>10318417
hey no worries, have fun!
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>>10318417
prep the xlube a day ahead for best results. I use 1 cap for 250ml water for a deliciously thick lube.
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>>10318323
looks good. the glans is also pretty big
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>>10318323
It is thin which is what you want when starting out, but at 7 inches you won't reach the sigmoid colon, which while you might not want to do when starting out, might be worth considering for later on.
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>>10317809
I'm surprised you tried another run of the mould after the first attempt since the other half showed me the first attempt with it (that still turned out to look pretty good), still trying to perfect it?
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>>10318144
yeah, it comes in a box wrapped up in black plastic.
the box itself is covered in all sorts of sex toy stuff, thank fuck for the plastic
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Recently I plucked up the courage to order myself a dildo and a small vibrator (before I used make-shift dildos with a phallic object+nitryl gloves/condoms) and now I wish I bought them sooner. To anyone that's reading this thread and is afraid like I was, just go for it and hopefully you'll be as happy with that decision as I was.
The vibrator was particularly fun, I felt awesome when I was doing laundry with it inside me.
My next purchase is going to be a prostate massager and I have a question, should I go for a normal massager or a one that vibrates?
Also, sry for my blogpost I just felt the need to share that with someone
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>>10318479
personally i'd get a non-vibrating one. i find the vibrations numb the sensations after a bit
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>>10318479
Vibrations are a bit distracting and get old after a while. They're nice for short spurts especially after inserting, but I'd go non-vibrating and save the money. Maybe use the toy you have on your taint instead if you want.
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I posted this in another thread, but yesterday I started physical therapy for pelvic floor muscle dysfunction. The basic premise is they stick probes up your ass, have you squeeze to see how your pelvic floor muscles are functioning, and then sometimes provide electrical stimulation to relax the muscles. Well, mine were tight and required electrical stimulation from this double-ringed probe. The bottom ring sat against the sphincter, and the top one against the prostate. The sphincter one felt pretty good, but oh man when she applied the constant stimulation to my prostate it felt *really* good. I also have a subtle, pleasant sensation in my prostate the next day when I focus on it. I have to go back weekly until it's better, but I'm now thinking about getting my own e-stim probes too.
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>>10318055
ive done this before with softened wax in a condom. i got a big candle, heated it in boiling water till it softened to like clay consistency but wasnt too hot, stuck it all in a condom and then shoved it in me. It made a really ugly shape but definitely filled me up well
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i'm looking for something i can just slip up my ass and use to prostate orgasm easily. does anyone have any reccomendations?
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>>10316195
Smooth simple XL dildos with tapers, knots or ridges
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Heres one of the PMVs I made that I watch through VR and poppers. Still need to edit it and wind down the motion blur

https://mega.nz/file/sosWxA5C#XMxTAxazbLK2ZoFKmEjIi2GWs28vY2LIz2dz_dulmhw
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>>10318151
You should both accept that consistently clean anal is a fantasy. Your digestive system isn’t going to take a break for fucking.
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>>10317237
I already have thick, oozing precum after extended foreplay. Sounds like this could bring it to insane proportions?
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>>10318675
Aneros is the smallest toy that does anything.
But anal is not like jacking off. You can't just rub one out quickly, you have to take your time.
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>>10318746
Possible, but not guaranteed. I'm the same and still got more, but don't forget to hydrate as well.

>>10318675
The only thing I've found that leads to an anal orgasm I might call quick is the Pure Wand. Everything else is like 30+ minutes even if that time is fun.
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>>10318781
>>10318812
thanks. will look into it
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Anyone ever tried those thrusting dildos? Like the ones you can suction cup to a wall. I never realized that was a thing and my heart is racing imagining it
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>>10318856
They're fun but you need the right space.
If you use it doggy style on a wall then your legs will get in the way. Using it standing up is fun, but you want something in front of you to push against.
You need a nice smooth surface it'll stick to, and they can rip off bathroom tiles if you go hard enough.
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>>10318872
>You need a nice smooth surface it'll stick to, and they can rip off bathroom tiles if you go hard enough.
Holy shit I'm a total virgin, I just wanna feel a cock tip trying to push inside me. My ass is also pretty tight from running so I think I could use it doggy

Would you get it heated?
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>>10318896
Don't bother with self-heating dildos. If it's cold you can warm it up with hot water or a heated blanket beforehand, and once you start it'll stay warm.
Even with the suction cup I usually ride it on the floor or thrust it with my hand anyway. It's just a nice bonus.
If you're getting a soft one, look for a strong curve like the BD Nocturne so it doesn't hang down when you're trying to get it in.
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>>10318123
Yeah there's no sagging from that, learn to print retard
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>>10318469
i'm always trying to improve them. can't rest on my laurels.

>>10319026
so that big long unsupported straight section at the top won't sag? Bullshit.
and don't say to use supports, those get stuck in the holes and make a big fuckin mess of things.
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is there any noticeable difference on cumming while on chastity cage?
I can cum from dildo alone but I wanna know if the cage makes it better (assuming it's the perfect size).
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>>10319312
I haven't done it a lot but it's significantly easier. The cage provides a pleasurable squeezing and light stimulation.
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>>10316195
Silicone dildos, and plugs. I mostly get off on fucking myself, so dildos are my favourite, but i like plugs for stretching (obvious) and wiggling to tease the prostate while sitting. Tried vibrating toys few times but fucking my ass with a dildo is just so much better. Can't wait for my new toys to arrive but it's taking forever ;(
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>>10316837
Holy shit, they're even numbered. They're basically my dream beads if they really are silicone and not chinesium.
Although I'd probably prefer a 5cm diameter instead of 6cm.
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>>10319432
i like that pic
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Haven't done anal in years and finally getting back into it. Ordered a "small" buttplug online and it came and its way too big and going nowhere. Ordered another one, literally the smallest one they have at the store and it should be arriving today.
How long should I wear it for? I kind of want to do some housework while its in there for stretching purposes. Is wearing a buttplug the whole day dangerous??
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I posted a couple months ago, I convinced my wife to peg me, but she just keeps teasing me with it and not actually setting a date or actually getting any of the gear or bringing it up… should I go and buy a strap on myself or should I ask her before I do? I think she might have just said yes but without any intention to live up to it… my aneros sits unused since I got it and whenever she’s on her period she insists on jacking me off and shit instead of letting me fuck myself
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>>10317715
https://www.amazon.com/Glass-Realistic-Dildo-G-spot-Double-Ended/dp/B06ZZJC152/ Amazon fucked up and sent me this by mistake. I've used all sorts of toys, from giant 9 cm dia monsters to smaller electric buttplugs and bottles when I was younger. Can usually come handsfree from anal, and sometimes even from riding my own dick. Big = instant pre-cum and the thrill of a good stretch, vibes = feels good but hard to cum, firm straight/curved dildos = best for handsfree orgasms.
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>>10319216
just print that part separately and glue it on after
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I'm a beginner in anal masturbation. I only play with my nipples until I do anal with my dildo on weekends, and then I fap until I cum at the end of my session. Am I doing it right? Or should I just avoid fapping altogether?
Also, how long did it take you from starting anal masturbation to reaching a wet and dry orgasm?
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I wouldn't consider myself an expert but I've been into anal play for quite a while now. Had a good session today with this buttplug (1.75 inch diameter) I use semi-frequently but I almost fainted when I took it out in the shower. Anyone ever experienced this and may know what can be the cause?
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>>10319432
There are also variants with 4.5cm and 3cm.
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Strong tingling sensation in my prostate from rubbing my nipples. I feel so close but I know I still got a long ways to go.
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>>10319891
I had the most progress when I avoided fapping altogether. Anal for an hour before bed, go to sleep pent up, prostate feels tingly the next day, repeat.
But if you enjoy cumming to end the session that's fine. As long as you're enjoying anal you're making progress.
>>10319984
Sounds like you ran out of energy from exerting yourself? Sometimes stretching your hole will cause more blood flow to the area, so the slight drop in blood pressure elsewhere might have made it worse.
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>>10319984
damn that's an ugly picture
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is j-/x-lube safe to ingest? having trouble finding any specific info on this online
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>>10319705
it looks very nice!
I've been looking for glass dildos but most of them are way too thin to my liking. also like the protrusion of glans.
too bad there's no amazon where I am..
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>>10320242
PEG is relatively harmless (e.g. it + electrolytes is prescribed for colonoscopy prep), but I wouldn't recommend going out of your way to consume it, since powdered lube isn't made for that purpose
that said, if it's safe enough to put up your ass, I probably wouldn't worry about getting some in the other end
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>>10320242
>>10320414
Pretty much, completely harmless to get a facial from a cumtube dildo etc., but I wouldn't go drinking it by the cupful on purpose.
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>>10320366
Well, if you have a target near you, they stock a line of affordable sex toys including one that sort of looks like an NJoy Pure Wand but it's like silicon or w/e instead of metal. Less weight behind it but still rigid and it vibrates and lasts like 3-4 hours fully charged. Definitely one of the best toys I've found for the price. I have another toy that was like a self-inflating, vibrating dildo. I broke it somehow, which really sucks because I came handsfree every time I used it and within like 5-15 minutes too!
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It sucks that speed makes me such an eager buttslut while also tightening me up too much for proper play. Dunno if there's a workaround
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>>10316200
Would love to see more of this
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>>10320744
Dross, Farm Boi Returns.
Here's one from another by the same artist.
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>>10318323
>>10318421
This arrived yesterday and I had a lot of fun with it last night. Used lots of lube and made loads of mess.
The colour change gimmick was really fun for a first dildo as I could see how far I'd got. It's about double the diameter of the thickest part of my aneros, but stretching was a lot easier than I was expecting, I did manage to hilt it after 30 mins or so.
Cleaning up turned out to be a lot of fun as well since I whipped out the dildo and popped in my aneros while I was scrubbing down mirrors and mopping up lube. Lots of movement tickling my dildo tenderized prostate.

>>10318438
I wasn't expecting such a noticable change in width from glans to shaft but that was probably my favourite part.

>>10318428
I used the last of my lube I already had yesterday. While I had my aneros in, I prepped the xlube in one of the now empty lube bottles, 250 ml and 1 cup. I'll be testing your advice tonight!

>>10318439
My aim is to be able to handle at least a cock my size, not aiming for any real depth play (yet), I just want to pound my prostate. I thought this dildo was around my size from eyeballing the measurements, but I was pleasantly mistaken, I'm a bit thicker. Just the thought of needing a new dildo already had me incredibly horny (although I'm going to work on my cardio and squats before I buy one, I could barely ride this for a few minutes before changing positions).
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any good sources for audio-only (and optionally, anal related) content?
captcha PJSAD4
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>>10318323
>co.uk
jk haha unless?
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>>10316837
>>10319432
>>10317475
>>10316900
google "cannonballs giant anal beads"
ive got two, one was free
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>>10320776
Sounds great anon, happy fapping
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>>10316196
i love the censoring on this one kek
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>>10320828
>cannonballs giant anal beads
Except those have half the beads for nearly the same length.
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>>10320781
What do you want exactly? Some sort of ASMR or hypno thing?
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>>10320828
>cannonballs giant anal beads
I want a long set of anal beads though, large ones around 50cm long would be cool.
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>>10320817
Not too far off lol
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>>10319702
Are you married to my wife? She bought a glow in the dark dildo and harness and they have been sitting in our toy chest for the last month.
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>>10321023
we're all just echoes of your own consciousness, anon. you slipped on a puddle of lube and have been in a coma for the past 5 years
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>>10321030
As long as I get fondled by a cute nurse every once in a while...
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>>10320781
Reddit gonewildaudio
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I've been holding from touching my dick all week since Monday. And I'm planning on playing with my butt tonight. Anyone have any experience with self indulged chastity in order for a better anal experience?


I don't really want to cage myself, and it's taking a lot of will power not to touch myself
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i finally took the knot today! Couldn't keep it in for more than 5 seconds before dying.
One step closer to my goal of knotting, pulling my pants up, and getting on with my day.
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>>10316195
Anyone know what happened to toypics and why it's now full of just garbage content?
It's got 0 monetization and most of them don't even promote any specific users. just low quality, copy/paste content from other websites. why so much trash?

also anyone know if this person is active on any other websites?
https://videos.toypics.net/M51xgQ
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>>10318781
>You can't just rub one out quickly
I can.
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What is the best equine toy to buy?
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>>10317084
probably best to let the husks soak for a few minutes before eating, you could leave them overnight but the yogurt might become a large solid clump

either way is fine for getting fibre intake, but i'd recommend leaving them to soak for at least a few minutes before eating

also what >>10317096 is saying, definitely have other sources of fibre in your diet, but psyllium is very convenient and saves you having to eat several kilos of vegetables each day
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>>10321173
I got the Nothosaur Avoyo in L size with the cumtube, no complaints at all. BD wasn't really an option since I'm outside US, with customs and all that nonsense.
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What kind of lube is best for long buttplug wearing? Last time I wore a buttplug for just 5 minutes and when I pulled it out it was almost dry, my body seems to soak up all the lube very quickly. Help me butt sluts.
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>>10321206
I have used crisco for long-term wear and found it pretty well suited to the task. Not a great lube for in-out movement, but it has excellent longevity. Perfect for plugs imo.
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>>10321205
Can you hilt it?
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>>10321038
moanlikeagirl too if you're gay enough
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>>10321221
Not yet, but that's only because the sigmoid colon is a sonuvabitch. Plus deep cleaning just takes too much time so I rarely bother.
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>been having mice problem for a few months now
>cleaning to get rid of hiding spots and get rid of their food
>going Vietcong mode by setting tons of traps
>pull out dildos from dildo drawer
>mice fucking nibbled on at least 4 of my dildos, plenty of teeth markings
You gotta be fucking kidding me
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>>10321385
Time to go Nagasaki mode. The little fuckers have gone too far.
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>>10320924
>love the censoring on this one
WTF are you talking abo-
kek
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>>10321385
Turns out your ass is delicious
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>>10316195
I've been playing with my ass for nearly two decades now. I never really incorporated the idea of getting fucked by another person until I got into autosexual things, like self-sucking and self-fucking. Having cum inside my own throat AND my own ass changes one's perspective, it seemd. Combining this with anal porn, especially with traps or otherwise feminised males, has intensified the idea of getting fucked by someone else (and indeed fucking a feminised male). I've crossdressed a couple of times over the years, but I'm too hairy, big and muscular to really get into it. It's only recently that I've been making serious efforts to achieve a HFO (nJoy wand, suction cup dildo, Rocks Off Big Boy, fingers, cucumber, to answer the OP question!) but I've only achieved the starting tingling sensation and some prostate milking. Great feelings, either way. I'm worried that achieving an anal orgasm may tip me over the edge altogether, and I'll base my entire sexuality around it. With porn addiction and a longtime ideation, this can't be a good combination. Has this happened to any of you guys? Are any of you able to completely separate your anal fetishism from your other sexual urges? I fully accept that I'm not straight, but I'm definitely solely attracted to women in a romantic sense. Could never kiss a guy, cuddle or fall in love with one. It's just the cocklust.
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>>10321591
Having an anal orgasm from a toy isn't going to make you lust after men, it's going to make you want to use the toy again.
Speaking as someone who does have sex with men, fucking my ass just makes me want to stay at home and keep using my toys.
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>>10318621
Girls with thick dicks still being sub anal sluts will never not stop being hot
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>>10321650
I'm not really worried about lusting after men, but thank you for your reassurance. I've never been attracted to men, I've only ever been attracted to cock. I suppose I'm worried that I'll enjoy anal orgasms so much, I'll get more into the crossdressing and feminisation side of things to enhance my play. Ironically, when I exercise and eat well to get into better shape for these things, the desire to do them begins to subside.
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>>10320781
Theres a website called shibbydex, search by tags for anal related content. It’s hypnosis and some have aneros/e-stim files. Else, theres always gonewildaudio.
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>>10321591
I 100% understand. Never been attracted to a man in real life or masculine features at all, fantasize about traps or futas, still just love my wife IRL. I've managed HFWO but don't see myself as ever wanting to pursue anything with man ever.

You might be bisexual and heteroromantic - sexuality is complicated.
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>find perfect dildo
>180euro
>hurts but it would be worth it
>order it
>day later get a message about import
>85euro vat and fees
>look at store
>uk

FUCK
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What is the best way to feel full?
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Today's session was fun. I got to fap and cum twice with the tip of my dildo hitting my prostate. The second cum was a bit odd though: I ejaculated accidentally, let go of my hands while kept pounding on my dildo, fapped again and had a short and small burst of pleasure all over my body without anything coming out of my penis. I wonder what happened?
Cleaning is annoying as always especially as I pushed too much water and some of it went to my sigmoid, but all of the dirt went out without going full enema even once.
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>>10317849
Go back to /pol/ retard
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Is it normal to be turned on by the pressure from having to poop and doing it?
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>>10321988
Eat a large meal on a hotday, aim for high carb meals and you won't be hungry for a while
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>>10322133
I don't know but I once leaked semen just by pooping. I hadn't pooped for around 3 weeks right before it happened.
It didn't feel good however, it felt just like peeing.
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>>10322159
> I hadn't pooped for around 3 weeks right before it happened.
Is this the power of psyllium husk lol?
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>>10322135
kek
>>10322133
Probably somewhat common, this is one of the feelings I enjoy with anal, the pressure/fullness and release, hard to simulate though.
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>>10321849
What brand?
>>10322133
>>10322159
I remember reading years ago how this is pretty common for some deeply religious sects of christians where masturbation is completely forbidden. So they just occasionally cum while taking a shit.
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>>10322231
I did that once just normally, hadn't masturbated in a good while though.
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>>10322248
Yeah that'd be the key, I imagine.
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>>10318028
>Cock of Cthulhu
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anyone ever combine a plug or dildo and a massager? does it feel good?
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Sorry for off-topic, but i figured there might be some overlap community here

Are any of ya'll into urethral sounding? I've had some beginner questions regarding the topic in other thread: >>10321994
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>>10321210
Is crisco safe as anal lube? Would it degrade the silicone?
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>>10322280
https://nohello.net/en/
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>>10317849
finally somebody that gets it.
Just because I like anal play, doesn't mean I like men. Yet every faggot will be eager to jump on the opportunity to call you one of them.
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>>10316330
psyllium husk is the fucking secret, also a probiotic like milk kefir
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>>10322282
crisco is safe and will not degrade silicone, but in the words of the j-lube guy, "I wouldn't even cook with Crisco, let alone allow it to enter my body through some other orifice."
oil based lube is pretty disappointing for typical ass play imo, but if you like it, virgin unrefined coconut oil is the most recommended variety
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>>10322308
Haven't used it recently, but I found it worked a lot better for the good ol' in-out, in-out when mixed with another lube. Just crisco by itself is indeed rather meh.
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>>10322231
Mr Hankey, atlas.
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>>10322348
Ah thought it might've been some more obscure brand. You can find Mr Hankey retailers within EU, maybe something to keep in mind for next time. :P
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>>10322353
Yeah I found them at other sites, just forgot about brexit. But the prices seem to end up the same after I compared.
Greedy coomer purchase.
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>>10322285
not sure how that relates, I did post a question?
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>>10321988
Shower hose enema on low water volume
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>>10322308
>>10322313
Thanks for the suggestion. I got some virgin coconut oil and the consistency feels amazing! Like way better than the waterbased lube I have. Why do people even buy lube when this is available?!
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>>10322536
Coconut smell. I don't like it. X(
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Am I doing it right if I'm squirting piss during session even though I emptied my bladder beforehand?
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>>10322545
this, i think it's fine once in a while but everytime? no thanks
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I realize this question has probably been asked a million times - but I couldn't find the answer in the FAQ.
I'm looking to buy an aneros. I have some experience with anal (plug that's about 1.25 inches, dildo). What model should I look at?
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>>10322549
Pressing too hard on your prostate, anon.
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>>10322590
The question's kind of tired, but you'll probably be between the Helix and MGX. You should Google that, there's a wealth of discussion.
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>>10322615
Cheers anon, yeah - I'd figured the Helix. It's nice to have the confirmation from /d/ in such matters, though. Actually got the plug I'm wearing right now through a link in the OP.
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>>10322615
There's also Progasm if you want something bigger. I think smaller is better, it depends what your body responds to.
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>>10322060
>I ejaculated accidentally, let go of my hands while kept pounding on my dildo, fapped again and had a short and small burst of pleasure all over my body without anything coming out of my penis. I wonder what happened?
Anyone got an answer?
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>>10322734
yes, we're just not telling you
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>>10322734
Software glitch
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>>10322591
So go slower?
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>>10320776
Used my aneros with the xlube yesterday and had a pretty crazy day today.
I woke up in the morning with my prostate buzzing, did some very light kegels to play with it and suddenly a great big glob of pre cum spurted out all over my stomach. It was more suprising than anything, but it felt great. I could feel the warm goo creeping up every inch of my limp shaft, the temperature difference between the liquid and my relativey cool cock was intense!
I was incredibly horny for the rest of the day, stealthily tweaking my nipples at every opportunity. At one point I gave my dick a couple of playful strokes and it instantly stiffened and started oozing thick cloudy precum. This stuff was unbelievably tacky, I thought I was cumming glue, it was a nightmare to wash off. Anyone else had precum like this?
And to finish off the day I've just had my most succesful aneros session yet. I was so horny the "do nothing" technique had instant results. My prostate swelled with intense pressure and emanated a pleasant warmth. My groin was tingling and my cock was pulsing, it was fantastic.
At this point I felt a need to pee growing, and with all the fluids I'd already run into today, I didn't see an issue with encouraging this urge even though I was in bed.
I tried to pee, and this automatically relaxed all my pelvic muscles, all the previous feelings blissfully intensified and my legs shook. I rode this experience for a few minutes, all the while my dick was pulsing faster and growing hotter. The pressure in my cock grew to a crescendo and... I pissed the bed.
I think the pee was thicker than usual, and it felt like it took it's time oozing out of my slit, but that could just be my euphoria addled mind imagining things.
This ended my session, but it was pretty fun. I don't think any of this counts as a prostate orgasm yet? But I'm not complaining!
This all happened in just under 2 hours, by the end of it the xlube had completely dried up, any tips for making it last longer?
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>>10322549
literally me this session, and every other session ever.
I have a curved dildo i angle up to the prostate.
How do i make my prostate feel good without forcing piss out
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Hello /analgen/

I think about get an lovense toy for 3DXchat/Second life. What's your recommendation?
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>>10317854
is a deepthroat gag actually sustainable
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>>10323262
No, it's dangerous as hell and one of those things you'd best keep as a fantasy thing only.
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I'm pretty new to anal/prostate play & don't know how loud I'm being + I live in an apartment building. I'm using a suction cup dildo, would it be quieter to have it stuck below me or on a wall?
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>>10323061
idk about xlube but mix my own lube using cobeco powder and... well if the mix is strong enough it can still be there in the morning... so
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>>10323316
In my experience all of the noise is going to come from your vocals. The actual fucking part does almost nothing unless you're doing it on a bed or something where the shock will transfer.
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>>10323325
Yeah.
If you're doing it on the ground or something sturdy, there should be no sound.
*pap pap shlap pap*! doesn't really happen that way, and unless you're riding a dildo on an already creaky chair, or on a loose tile ect, you should be silent. Put a towel or something around where you're riding if it's a surface that's noisy when your legs hit it, like a bathtub.
But then yeah, sometimes it can be noisy the other end. If you're a moaner, a pillow to swallow those cute sounds is probably good enough.

If you have a more specific noise concern, you'll have to explain it.
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https://www.womensvoices.org/osmolality-ph-properties-commercial-lubricants/
thoughts?
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>>10323713
Shit. Sometimes after very hard sessions I am still shitting lube two days afterwards.
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anyone done anal bleaching before? you go to a clinic or just use some cream?
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>>10323713
i hope these findings change something.
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>>10323713
I wouldn't worry about it. The article itself doesn't contain any research and none of its sources are relevant to putting silicon up your butt. It makes sense for osmality to be relevant for vaginas or HIV, not for us.
In the research world, this kind of speculative stuff is not worth worrying about until a more specific study has been done.
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>>10321205
>Nothosaur Conola in XL is also really nice. Has a bigger flair.
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>>10316195
>Question of the Day
A ribbed dildo like this: https://www.kisskiss.ch/en/xxl-dildo-x-man-all-black
I don't actually recommend anyone buying it because it's made of PVC, I wish I could find something similar made of silicone. The bumps just feel so good, and it's quite thick too. For some reason this shape is quite rare.
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>>10316195
>QoD
gotta be plugs for me. very versatile but rarely used to get me over the edge. use em to stretch and as foreplay and as a challenge. sometimes i'm in a mood for a stretch instead of riding something. and you can wear them outside or just around the house while doing other stuff.
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>>10321988
Inflatable dildos and plugs, just get the biggest ones you can find unless you're a beginner. They're very soft and you can control the size.
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>>10320776
>Cleaning up turned out to be a lot of fun as well since I whipped out the dildo and popped in my aneros while I was scrubbing down mirrors and mopping up lube. Lots of movement tickling my dildo tenderized prostate.
I can vouch for that, aneros or some other buttplug after a play session is fun, doubly so with some movement
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>>10316195
>Question of the Day: What's your favorite type of toy for anal and why? Plugs, dildos, knots, etc.
Currently a neotori mundir has been working surprisingly well
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>>10323861
Yeah I was thinking about that one as well (they're both roughly the same in size, other than the head) but it wasn't available with the cum tube when I was ordering. It definitely is an extra hassle to clean it but no true degenerate's inventory is complete without one so overall very happy with the purchase.
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>>10316195
>Question of the Day: What's your favorite type of toy for anal and why? Plugs, dildos, knots, etc.
Dildos. I keep it simple. No need for bells and whistles.
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>>10323713
>thoughts?
Interesting and slightly concerning, though disappointingly the lube I use (EasyGlide) wasn't listed. I'm using that because it's easy to find here in Europe, it's available in 1 litre pump botles, it's cheap and it seems to do the job fairly well.

>>10323909
Can confirm, inflatable plugs are super fun. I just got a new one after my old one broke, this new one doesn't seem to have a firm core and it makes the insertion a different experience than with the old one. But this one doesn't have a plastic quick release valve either, instead this one has a metal non quick release valve that needs to be manually unscrewed to let the air out. But I've seen plenty of camgirls and other hoes use this same plug so I'm guessing it's pretty good.
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>>10316330
TWO WORDS:
>SHOWER ENEMA

I'll do it 4 - 5 times till I can get 1/2 gallon up with no brown coming down. It helps that I LOVE the feeling of getting filled up. And, yes, everything breaks up and goes down the drain, you might have to spray it a bit. Pour a cup of bleach after and no one knows.
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>>10324179
You sure it's safe? I've done it a few times but I'm unsure about the safety lol
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>>10324181
Honestly it depends on how much you trust your tap water. I feel if you can drink it with no distaste it's probably ok, but I'm on a well with no chlorine or fluoride. Don't think I'd want chlorine in me and apparently your rectum is full of blood vessels that will transfer stuff to your bloodstream. There's been an Yoga Anon on here all about that and it's made me think. But I've been doing shower enemas 10+ years with nothing butt good to say.
I will admit, I bought pic related and went TOO DEEP. It took awhile to drain so I made the mistake of forcing more up inside me. In the end I puked several times and was shitting water for an hour+, definitely a learning experience.
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>>10323260
i have their prostate massager. its ok. im sure it would be a lot more pleasurable if i had someone else to take the control away from me. iirc it was only around $100 so i think its got decent value at that price point
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>>10323713
Always been kinda paranoid that the bad dragon cum lube that I use for my ass is slowly killing me. The only way I've been able to get past this fear is using mental gymnastics because there are girls on the hub using way more of it in their ass and more frequently (I'm maybe twice a week at most, usually once every two weeks).
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>>10324320
I wouldn't worry, enough people have used it that someone really sensitive would've spoken up by now. I've been thru, literally, gallons myself. BUT THAT SHIT IS EXPENSIVE!!! Seriously Anon, try J-Lube. Took me years to try but I haven't looked back since. Dirt cheap, make a batch of however much you need and however thick you like it. And most important: IT'S WAAAY MORE SLIPPERY!!! Seriously, a few drops can be enough but why not use as much as you want? Try it you'll like it.
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I have two imaginary sensations from my entrance. One leads deep inside past my prostate, while the other leads through the root of my penis and up to the glans. Am I supposed to only focus on one of them? Do they lead to different places?
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i'm bored of anal penetration never orgasmed
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>>10321148
You cannot
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>>10319216
Dude just configure your printer to be capable of bridging

That's like the basic shit any monkey can do
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Bread new when
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>>10321713
Looking at the posts of cute twinks and such getting fucked makes me sorta self insert in the fanatasy. But I've browsed Grindr before and quickly realize that I'm not into men, and trans women there are actually rare and heavily occupied I'd imagine.
Had a man ask if I was top or bottom and if I had some pictures and I immediatly felt like I didn't belong there at all.
Also I'm pretty masculine despite feeling like a bottom which is weird.
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>>10324350
Not that anon, but for some reason I always thought that the cum lube was a fetish thing for finishing things off. Never connected the dots of it being useful for keeping things slippery and therefore none of my two bad dragon toys got the little hole for the cum tube. ;_;
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I bought a large medical syringe for €1, filled it with about 40ml of lube and used it to lubricate my butt.
The result was a lot better than doing it by hand. The lube stayed exactly in my rectum & anus and I was able to push my dildo into my butt without resistance and having to clean off the lube anywhere but from the surface of my dildo. I will never use lubes without this syringe again. Lube shooters serve the same purpose I think, but they're like €20 here.
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>>10324692
>Lube shooters
It's been done. Thanks for the lube shooter rec anon.
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>>10324699
this order is suspiciously similar to the one I had delivered a few days ago...
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Are there any alternatives to J/X lube for anons that can't get it without spending more than double the price?
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>>10324350
J-Lube is kind of dangerous. It's 75% "dispersing agent" by weight, which is actually just sucrose. Not only can this cause yeast infections, but your colon is capable of absorbing sucrose directly into your bloodstream.
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>>10324860
Am I fucking gonna die then? I can get cheap Xlube from canadian Amazon but I don't trust them to deliver it discreetly.
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>>10324699
Lol my brand new amazong account got suspended as my order was suspicious. They want a billing statement but I don't have anything like that for this new card yet.
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>>10320724
Kinda dumb suggestion, apologies, but what about buttslutting first, then doing the other thing?
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>>10324033
just got my first inflatable. Anything to note with it? Tried it once and...didn't really feel anything. Gets the size of my fist.
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>>10324864
Sucrose is sugar, like literally just table sugar, shoving it up your ass could mess up your gut flora and lead to a yeast infection, but unless you're severely diabetic absorbing it into your blood shouldn't be dangerous
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>>10324699
Happy to help, anon.
Have fun!
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>>10323713
>10 person study
>7 billion people on earth
Lol. Lmao, even
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>>10324965
Can I keep pumping jlube into my asshole then?
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>>10324973
It's fine, anon. How much are you realistically using per session, after all.
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>>10324973
>>10324965
>>10324864
>>10324860
Man, you use on the order of a tablespoon or two to prepare a batch of J-Lube. Even IF you absorbed all of it, it wouldn't be any worse than drinking a soda. And realistically you'd only use a small part of the lube you made anyway.
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>>10324974
One 1.5 liter bottle. Maybe more once I get a proper horsecock and some big syringes to stuff me stupid.
>>10324979
>Man, you use on the order of a tablespoon or two to prepare a batch of J-Lube. Even IF you absorbed all of it, it wouldn't be any worse than drinking a soda. And realistically you'd only use a small part of the lube you made anyway.
>Soda
Bad enough. Cutting right now and I can't believe I also have to cut down the calories of my FUCKING ANAL LUBRICANT.

Whats a good horsecock to buy? Right now I am between the Centaur from MHT and Atlas from TTC.
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>>10324990
>1.5 liter
what the fuck
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>>10324993
I play in the shower and I can end up being very wasteful.
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>>10324990
>>10325002
That's just being wasteful, but it's not like you'll actually be absorbing most of it.
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>>10324990
>One 1.5 liter bottle
Holy shit, how much powder do you put in one? I'd run out so fast since my ratio is 6 parts water 1 part powder.
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>>10325006
Yeah I am being very wasteful.

>>10325018
I add like 3 bottle caps to the whole bottle. A bottle lasts me like 5 months of playing every saturday I can.

C-could anyone answer my horse q-q-question?
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>>10325018
>6:1
Is it even a liquid still at that point?
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>>10325051
It's liquid enough, comes out easily from a soap dispenser.
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I keep having anal sessions where I don't leak pre-cum and don't orgasm, but piss a lot of clear bubbly fluid after my sessions. I tend to urinate before a session and reversal kegel a good amount during since it feels better on my prostate. Am I milking my prostate into my bladder by playing too hard and that's stopping me from getting my prostate to swell up and be able to orgasm?
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Any anons here have any experience with this beast? I've been debating ordering it, but I don't want to spend a sizeable chunk of money if it turns out to be underwhelming. The reviews look good, though, and the knot looks absolutely beautiful.
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>>10325074
The shape, bulbous pre-knot part and the lean knot, looks similar to Neotori's Mundir which I have and I like it. Beowulf might be even better because it looks like the knot can go in easier.
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You guys don't use tap water for enemas, right?
Otherwise enjoy ass cancer
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I have 2 questions. I've only tried my fingers standing up and that's nice but I can't take it anywhere before it's tiring to be in an awkward position like that. And I don't know whether I should go between the legs to get my fingers able to press forward or behind where it's easier.

Is it any harder to do it while standing or not? And should I keep trying with fingers or get a prostate stimulator or something else?
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>>10317602
sex shops can be pretty hit or miss for staff, but you get used to it pretty quickly, and once you get over being bashful about what you want/need its almost always better than the alternatives. i kinda like going to them at thos point, it feels raunchy
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>>10325144
You also need to know before going how to identify cheap/toxic materials, because sex shops have a lot of crappy products. They're a great way to discover glory holes, peepshows, prostitutes, and other casual sex stuff if you're into that.
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Trying to go a week without cumming but allowing ass play. Not touching my cock at all, doing a lot of kegels during the day. I played with my nJoy wand for a bit today and I latched onto this dull pleasure radiating from my ass to the base of my cock and balls. I feel like I get too impatient, press too hard and I'll end up shooting a glob of cum out of my cock. Is this bad? Should I be retaining the cum in my prostate?
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>>10325087
Where I live has some of the best tap water in the world so not overly worried. Minimal amounts of chlorine and no fluoride.
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well, went overboard and gave myself a blowout.
any better ideas than sitting in some warm water and using preparation H?
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>>10322308
>"I wouldn't even cook with Crisco, let alone allow it to enter my body through some other orifice."
That's why I use all natural beef tallow instead. My asshole smells like a Sunday roast.
Jokes aside, I love the thicker greasiness of Crisco (or Kroger vegetable shortening in my case). But I do more plugging and slow grinding, not really thrusting/fucking.
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>>10325177
I found coconut oil to be even better, but I guess the smell is the divisive issue with it. Fortunately I love it.
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>>10325179
There was an anon a few threads back who recommended jojoba oil. I might give it a shot.
Jojoba is also supposedly a very good substitute for whale oil, according to Wikipedia.
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>>10317602
They opened a hustler Hollywood near my place not too long ago. Employees were really nice and also gave me free wood spank sticks. Also they got a giant portrait of the ceo in a golden wheelchair which was kinda cool



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