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Getting fit and working out for whatever aesthetics you may be interested in while staying away from harmful drugs and hormone thereapy will drastically increase your enjoyment in doing butt stuff.
Improving the coom and butt-stuff enjoyment is the greatest motivation to stay healthy

>>10637702
I just wanted to be able to take real cock and I'm probably past that.

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>>10637717
How far past

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>>10637718
>Sample
Boo!

>>10637712
Drugged up anal sex is the best though.

>>10637832
I will admit its nice once in a while.

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>>10637702
>Qotd:
dont really have a size goal, would love to fist myself at somepoint tho
>>10637832
agree
>>10637076
got some cerave and mixed in with xlube + coconut oil...so far i really enjoy the consistency of the mixture!

it does seem to help the xlube from drying out as much, and made riding quite a bit easier.. cant tell if its really done anything for my skin around there yet

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Decided to give xlube a try after using jlube for years. I'd recommend it over jlube
>having no sugar is probaly the best thing about it
>no icky sugary residue and no risk of bacterial growth or infection
>more expensive than jlube but you need less of the powder to make lube
>about as slippery as jlube but feels like it lasts longer, jlube becomes less effective over time in bottle
>mixing is different: i boil jlube but xlube can't be boiled (wont mix)
>still using boiled water to kill bacteria/evaporate impurities and adding the power afterwards

>>10637832
On what though

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Would you sit on it

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>>10637686
>Humans anuses were 100% made by God to be horses cocksleeves
...did... did you just save Christianity from extinction? I'd follow that new church.

So the Lord God took a rib from the man to make a woman, and also to make more space for horse cock in his belly. The man said "I shall stuff my bussy always". Adam and Eve wer both naked, and felt no shame, just the emptiness of their holes.

Now the serpent said “Did God really say, ‘You must not eat from any tree in the garden’?”
The woman said to the serpent "We may eat fruit from the trees in the garden, but God did say ‘If you eat too much, your buttsex will be messy‘".
When the serpent saw that her holes were wet and pleasing, and also needed to be filled, it entered her butthole. She carried the serpent to Adam and gave him it's tail, and he also got his ass filled by it.
Then the eyes of both opened as they came hard with the serpent wiggling in both their hungry holes, and it realized the Lord God's truth that anal sex was good.

Then the man and his wife heard the sound of the Lord God as he was walking in the garden, but they couldn't move, their knees weak, arms so heavy, creaming on each other already, God's spaghetti.
But the Lord God called to them "Where are you?"
They answered, but could only moan and groan.
And the Lord God found them and said "Why are you hiding from me? Have you eaten from the tree that I commanded you not to eat from?"
The man pulled his butt away from his wife's and said "The woman you put here with me - we had a threesome with a serpent!"
Then the Lord God said to the woman “What is this you have done?”
The woman said “The serpent tried to trick me, so I put it in my butt.”
So the Lord God said to the serpent "You were saved by this woman"
"Blessed are you above all livestock and all wild animals!
You will have two dicks and you will have black and red scales.
I will put silicone and creativity in your hands and you will make dildos for all."

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>>10637857
No cock like horse cock

>>10637840
It is, helped my relationship with my gf(male) miles.

>>10637856
meow meow/4mmc/3mm etc, on delta 8 it's great too. Or both.

>>10637874
The fuck does any of that mean

I ordered the dildo from ttc last weekend and didn't pay attention to which courier it was coming through. now I'm dealing with my local UPS distribution center that's committing fraud by just not delivering packages and forcing people to pay twice to have it held at the distribution center

>>10637885
Delta 8 is HHC (weed but no THC).
No idea about the rest lol.

>>10637712
I've found that hormone therapy hasn't had much of an effect, in fact it might have made my prostate even more sensitive

>>10637702
>Anal Gen Thread - Stretch It Good edition
What a massive retard. Yeah fuck the archive, right?

>>10637885
Search engines are thing.

>>10637702
I think I understand most of the text, but what exactly is the ぽ in the first sentence? It doesn't seem to be a valid particle.

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>>10638008
TL note: ちんぽ means penis

>>10637865
I just wish I could bottom out on my 15 inch horse dildo, can't even get past the medial ring no matter how much depth training I do

>>10638009
ah, of course. thank you
I misread ちん as ちゃん which threw me off track

>>10637702
any advice on wearing butt plugs without it pinching your ass when you sit down?

i wanna be able to wear one in public without having to spread em everytime I sit down

>>10638040
T-Shaped base

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>>10637702
Asstronauts, having a little difficulty here. After I'm done with playtime my ass throbs like crazy, and I can't piss without pushing really hard. The on!y relief I get is by shoving something else back up there, which would be fine but I have to sleep.?to wit, its 2AM. I want to sleep, not go hostile on my butt. Any advice? I've found that physical exertion only helps a little.

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>Be me, 14, "hate" gay and bi people
>Father is literally one of the worst people I know, so I pretty much copied a lot of his traits since childhood, including hating gays and de jooz.
>Ffw 5 years, be me, 19 years old
>I don't know how I came to that conclusion, but somehow I decided I wanted to try having a finger up my ass
>"not bad"
>Ffw a year, be me, 20
>Buy a dildo
>Love it, get several more toys
>Ffw half a year
>Talk to a guy who's fixing the car
>About 6-7 years older than me I guess?
>He has such a cute smile and such a cute laugh
>Smile at him and laugh with him.
>Something just happened, idk what, but my body froze for a second
>Butt flexes involuntarily, prostate starts throbbing, heart starts beating fast, feel butterflies in my stomach.
>"I want him soo bad to fuck me, I want to suck him off soo bad." (nothing happened ofc)
Well, what a ride I guess. From being "homophobic" to understanding that I'm bi and I also have my type when it comes to men. It just felt so fucking weird when I was with that guy, that my body kinda wanted him.
Sorry for the long post anyways anons, just wanted to get it out of my chest. Guess finding it out at 20 is still a better alternative than getting married, having children and finding it out around 40.

is bad dragon worth getting in soft?

>>10638125
I've never experienced anything like that. How big are the toys you're using?

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>>10638125
I think I've had that before once or twice a very long time ago when I still was a baby butt boi. I think it's an overstimulated prostate, so it's enlarged and blocks urine flow. Assuming you have one..
Was sensitive for maybe a day or two max when I had it, but was better next morning I think. Long time ago though.

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More like this please. I'm a sucker for women's asses being stretched at completely unrealistic sizes.

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>>10637702
translated.

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>>10637853
The dark blue one, is that the healing ointment? About what ratio do you use it at?

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>>10638349
First anon here, didn't realize there's an extra dark blue one, too. I meant the moisturizing lotion with hyaluronic acid, in the dispenser bottle. Just meant to point out that I don't mean the light blue one, because it contains and exfoliant.

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>>10638373
Thanks anon. My roommate has that bottle I think. Didn’t know there was one with an exfoliant too. Looking up dark blue brought me to the health ointment. Seemed a little pricy but I’d have tried it.

>>10638237
>Smile at him and laugh with him.
>Something just happened, idk what, but my body froze for a second
>Butt flexes involuntarily, prostate starts throbbing, heart starts beating fast, feel butterflies in my stomach.
>"I want him soo bad to fuck me, I want to suck him off soo bad."
I've been lurking for about 2 days, but maybe I should stop. I don't want my body to start betraying me and have me thinking I'm gay or bi. The idea of my ass independently having cocklust for some random guy I've met sounds terrifying.

>>10638418
sounds hot

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>>10638023
let the horse rest a lil q_q

>>10638418
>The idea of my ass independently having cocklust for some random guy I've met sounds terrifying.
Having lust is not terrifying though, but if you have as much self control as a kid (so 0), now that IS terrifying.

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>>10638293
One is seven inches, another ten. Both between 6 to 6.75 in diameter. Nothing crazy, just standard penis shape. Honestly though, they might be too big, considering.

>>10638318
Dang, so it's just me? An overstimulated prostate sounds about right. I don't massage it like the guides say to do, because that doesn't work for me. Very numb. I just... thrust it in and out, so all of the sensation is anywhere but the prostate.

It's a bitch though, because it makes me want to do it even more to alleviate the sensation after I'm done, but the only way to easily during that pee is by having something back up there. Ugh. I've tried kegels, but they just end up making it worse (better?), for my sleep anyway. Squats and crunches as well.

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>>10638585
>diameter
circumference, I mean circumference holy shit
And I finally was able to go to sleep, thankfully. But not until getting out of bed and doing the thing again. Instead of going to bed at 11, I didn't get there until 4. Fuck me.

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>>10637712
Agreed. But see >>10637832

You break your disciplined streak with a one night anal fuckfest every once and a while. Just don't become a fucking loser.

>>10637856
THC only. Everything else is horrifically destructive. And THC + THC lube is literally the perfect aphrodisiac for anal

> harvesting tiktok sluts counting down from 10
> they can't say "cum" because nsfw rules, but otherwise very sexy
> put it on a loop, twice per minute
> tell myself to climb a stair each time (mindgasm 7)

It never stops. It never ever stops.

>>10638125
>>10638318
Our bodies have trouble telling the difference between bladder and seminal vesicle pressure. You can make it easier by urinating before play. Also you can do this exercise: take your toy out, feel like you need to urinate, put your toy back in, feel the urge recede. I recommend not doing any urine play, and just keeping your bladder empty while your butt is full.

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>Buy Lube injector off Amazon.
>On the packaging it says FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY.
Ok, are there any lube injectors that are meant for internal use? If at all possible I'd like to not put more plastic in my blood.

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THC lube seems to be illegal to buy in my country (apparently it's fine to have it, just can't buy it).
Anyone got some good tutorials on how to make THC lube myself? I wanna experience the true anal slut experience.

>>10637959
It's better than last thread you whiny shit

>>10638023
Place it on a bench, grab some weights

Squat fuck your ass onto the dildo, repeat until fatigued to the point you can't continue
Drop the weights and place your hands on your knees for assisted squats

Repeat until totally fatigued

Let gravity impale that ass pussy on the horse dildo until you bottom out like a good bitch boi

>>10638585
Sounds like you're just a little anal slut who now needs to always have something up your ass to function

Just start wearing a butt plug after anal

>>10638747
Is thc lube actually not a meme?

J or X lube is so much better for slippery factor though

>>10637900
>>10637901
I'd love to get a male edit of this

Tried using my enema shower nozzle for the first time. It wasn't a great experience.
I didnt feel anything until it felt like there was maybe an uncomfortable amount of water inside me (probably because this was my first time doing it) then I pulled it out and slowly passed tiny shits for about 20 minutes.

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>>10638906
Def not a meme. Go read reviews. Swells up your prostate and makes it so easy to take. Doesnt get you high tho

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>>10638349
>moisturizing lotion with hyaluronic acid
yes this one, i really havent been measuring, just been adding to my xlube coconut oil mix lmao
>>10638876
look up how make thc coconut oil on yt
>>10638900
this sounds really hot, i might try it later lmao

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Sometimes I feel like my large dildos are working against me. It feels amazing working up to them and getting them to pop in but after that initial satisfaction it all plateaus into boredom. Started out really sensitive tonight too with tons of pre at the start.

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>>10638904
That's a very provocative way to put it, but it certainly feels accurate at times. Preferring to play back there rather than sleep is peak buttslut. I should get a plug though. The one I have is too big to use comfortably.

>>10639111
>>10638906
I never heard of THC lube before today. I'm curious and considering it now, but it probably won't help my situation much lol

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>>10638801
Ah, thank you anon. I tried that but it seems the pressure on my prostate manages to squeeze every bit of the stuff out of me no matter how much I try to urinate beforehand. Though I haven't tried not drinking leading up to it, because I never know when I'll get a chance.

>>10637874
How do those research chemicals compare to MDMA? I normally use that and that pushes me over the edge.

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>>10637853
ABC?

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>>10637702
>How deep
I want to be able to take a Henry from EE to the base.
A literal horsecock in all of its silicone glory down to the fucking balls.

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>>10637874
I wish I could find 4mmc around here, but every dealer i ask has no idea where to get it and i have no clue how to use the dark web. Guess I'll stick with MDMA

Anyone do mushrooms how do you dose right. I take dxm with the shrooms then I just gotta lay down very powerful tho. 6/10 you feel fried after.

>>10639483
How is mdma for anal? My only experience with it is my female cousin will take so much of it she just lays in bed for days getting railed by random guys.

>>10639499
I've tried dxm with shrooms once but the dxm just nullified the shrooms. I think they have conflicting neurochemistry.

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>>10639500
I don't like to encourage drug use, but frankly, it's the best. MDMA seems like it was made for anal, your hole stretches more easily and its almost impossible to cum with your dick, so you have no choice but to fuck your ass for hours and hours. It's one of the best things I've ever felt.

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>>10637702
>>Question of the Day
>What's your size goal?
As big as I can go without hurting myself. Huge cocks just feel too good.

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>>10639572
Agreed. Love how pokesluts have normalized sex with horsecocks amongst the Twitter artists. Can't get enough of it.

I hate the fact that i seriously considered using drugs for the anal experience, while i never had any intention to use them for any other recreational purposes

>>10639546
Some people get really irate here talking about using it but one time every other month isn't going to have any detrimental effect. It was the thing to finally get me in the zone and push me over the edge. It really was made for it.

>>10639628
But that imho opinion is the more mature way to use them. You have your intention and you're enhancing your experience. The people that ruin their lives over it are trying to escape or "enhance" their normal waking life which is why they go off the rails.

>>10637857
for as long as i could handle

>>10639639
>>10639546
Because it literally rots your brain, fuckin retards

No surprise really though, the dumb idiots are the one taking a drug that eats holes in the brain

>>10639131
If you end up doing the bench thing and have Session app

Add me and lemme know how it goes

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>>10639029
That's gay

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>>10639646
How long do you think that would be

>>10639689
Thats not how MDMA works. The damage done is by serotonin receptor oxidisation.

I'm here if you have any more questions.

I used a big toy for the first time and now i can feel my ass rubbing when i walk, it will go back to normal right?

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>>10637702
>What's your size goal? How wide and how deep do you want to be able to get impaled by a dildo?
Right now, I'm trying to knot a firm large mundir, which feels insurmountable, and medium large flared chance for depth. Kinda regret not getting the chance in firm but I'd probably have hurt myself.
Long term, an artemis 115 from topped toys and an xl mundir. I'll probably end up buying two xl mundirs first soft than firm.

Last two hfo came with a fuzzy feeling in my chest, I guess I'm gonna try nipple play next time too.

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>>10639750
How can I get as stretched as you? Holy shit

Also, you ever use a hilt from topped toys?

Where can I get toys in the EU?

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>>10637702
>What's your size goal?
currently working on taking my atlas 3xl. getting to the widest point and it's just kinda squishing instead of going in, gotta lossen up a bit more i guess.

>>10639808
Neotori. Also Aliexpress, they include taxes in the price so you don't pay extra later like when from ordering from the US.

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>>10639808
There are local online sex stores in whatever country you live in, if not, let me know and we can start one become rich.

>>10639830
>neotori
This looks good.
>aliexpress
Unfortunatelly it's a huge hassle if they don't ship from inside the EU, it was fine like a decade ago but mr. shekelberg didn't like people buying stuff without paying him so any chink stuff gets fucked with. I also don't want to play bingo with the sellers, some stuff is just garbage.

>>10639839
Locals are only selling basic stuff or bad chink imports.

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Is kushqueen legit? Heavily considering ordering some TCH lube and gummies, but I've no experience with either. Or weed/cannabinoids at all for that matter. Could use some advice.

>>10639855
>Unfortunatelly it's a huge hassle if they don't ship from inside the EU, it was fine like a decade ago but mr. shekelberg didn't like people buying stuff without paying him so any chink stuff gets fucked with.
It's sorted out now. I used to have some problems with it right after the import tax changes, but now it just works. If you don't want to hunt for the good stuff there maybe it's not for you.

>>10639863
Maybe for your cunt, but I had problem getting simple electronics parts last summer. Local post is also garbage.

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>>10639804
Nothing special. All of my toys are tapered to some end, so it's just using my fingers until the head goes in and then a lot of up and down until it all goes in. You get a little further each time until its all in. Mundir is shaped really well for this before the knot. Another way is to just get a dedicated stretching toy, something like neotori octavio would work or a grip from topped toys.
I have not used a hilt from topped.

>>10638418
>I don't want my body to start betraying me
don't be afraid of it telling you something important

>>10639885
I wish my cock was big enough that I could put it up my ass and cum inside myself

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>>10637702
I came rlly close to my size goal recently without expecting it. I know theres not a lot of queer folk here, but I'm telling the story anyway lol
>be me, 24, 6'4
>been training my hole for about 6 years
>Biggest diameter toy: 3.75inDia x 8inL
>Longest toy: 13inL x 2.5Dia
>horse cock helped be break in my second hole
>my goal is eventually take someones fist elbow deep

>met this super cute guy into fisting on grindr
>my age, 5'6 twink with sexy little hands
>likes taking big toys, wants to try fitting my fist in his ass
>meet up at his place
>smoke a little weed, make out, stroke each other
>he lays me back, proceeds to give me the best rimjob of my fucking life
>gives me a big hit of poppers, and his hand pops right in my hole
>thinking about the grin on his face after he got inside me still gets me diamonds
>starts pushing a little deeper and a little deeper
>before I knew it, his hand was in my sigmoid
>been fisted a few times before, but never by someone with the experience/confidence to go that deep
>the feeling was incredible
>its one thing to have a big silicone cock that deep in you, but having someones fingers exploring my insides and opening up my sphincters was sooo hot
>reach down and feel his arm
>I was about 4 inches from his elbow
Hands down the best sex of my life. It felt like the payoff for all the work Ive done to deepen my hole lol. Hopefully I get to sit on his face and his arm next time <3

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>>10639862
I think their lube works. Started making my own with coconut oil after trying theirs to save money. The gummies work too, just taste fucking awful. They are
small enough to just swallow though.

>>10638418
Been playing with my ass over 10 years. Never once wanted a guy to do it. Don’t let the gays dissuade you.

Really want to buy a realcock2, does anyone have experience with it and if so is it worth the pricetag?

>>10639912
same

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>>10637702
Working on being able to ride an 8in dildo I got, then I want to start taking a slightly thicker monster dildo I got. Still a beginner and I can almost get it all the way in, but it feels like I'm hitting someone I can't get past.

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>>10639862
kushqueens literally a game changer for me. Bath bombs, Lube, Edibles, all make for a perfect routine for booty play

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>>10639918
Yes and absolutely yes best dildo i've ever owned not even close. I like Vixskin for an expensive option that's still 1/5th the price (lol)

realcock2 only issue is $$$ but if that's not a problem for you there's nothing better you can get

>>10637702
I'm still pretty much a total newbie, so at the moment I've just got a boring, basic dildo (6" insertable, 5" circumference) that I'm working on being able to take comfortably. I don't really have a specific end goal in mind, but being able to hilt a medium Mundir or something similar by the end of the year seems reasonable. Though I really need to find time to play more often than once every couple of weeks...

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>>10639971
Feel that, hate when I feel like I'm back to square one and need to loosen up again

>>10639951
What about when it comes to sucking it, does it feel real in your mouth?

>>10639931
More lube more time

And try more angles

>>10640056
Yes and no. I've yet to see anything that comes 100% realistic to real skin, because real skin is so much more thin and elastic in nature. But it's definitely closer than any other toy by far and is a joy to suck on. Especially the balls, you'll enjoy that they feel fairly realistic and move independently.

>>10639862
Horribly overpriced

>>10640056
Are you gay, why do you care about this

What's the best expanding knot dildo to buy?

I want a nice fat knot to lock the dildo inside me but I don't want my ass to have to stretch extra wide to fit it in the first place, can i make the knot swell once it's inside me instead please

>>10637890
>submit fraud report to state AG website and open a lost package ticket
>tracking suddenly gets a glut of updates and is rescheduled for delivery today
We'll see if they actually deliver this time but my expectations are extremely low

>>10640263
Who is TTC

>>10640272
a toy company that made something pertinent to my sexual interests
>>10628960

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>>10639916
Fuck that's literally my dream. I've considered getting onto grindr just for this experience, but whenever I'm curious and change my settings to guys on bumble or tinder I discover I'm just not very into guys at all. Feels bad man.

>>10639628
I was the same and started doing them a couple of months ago for anal masturbation. They are pretty fun and a lot of my fears about drugs got away.
You have all the info you need to be safe in the psychonautwiki if you are curious.
Just be sure to be in a good mental space if you want to try them.

>>10639808
I like sinful.com

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>>10640309
Looks boring as hell. Trotter is way better with more texture, a more pronounced ring and an absolutely bitchbreaking sheath girth. Feels like you are being knotted all over.

Every time I toy my ass is clean to start and within five minutes I'm shitting everywhere

What the fuck

Not meme, send help

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>>10639916
Prove it

>>10639750
Bought an XL Sampson from JTT at half price a while ago as a goal. The dream is to hilt it completely and empty a massive load of thick fake cum into my guts

>>10640369
you're going too deep and hitting the sigmoid, probably. A quick douche will clean your colon, but not anything past that.

deep cleaning is a pain in the ass but you need it, apparently

>>10640374
Aren't JTT too hard? I have heard complaints that their silicone is shit and way too firm. Their soft being harder than other stores' firm.
I also don't trust them after their little Twitter fuckup.

>>10640383
One of the toys I want to hilt in the leadup to the Sampson is a Dick Rambone. Once I can get that bad boy in balls deep I don't think firmness will be much of an obstacle anymore

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>>10639917
how did you make your own with coconut oil? I'm an aussie so I cant buy it....

>>10640311
Enh I've found I'm attracted to guys in person but over apps I just have no interest whatsoever. Go to a gay bar or something and see if you feel differently

>>10640376
Fuck sake I'm only in like 4-5" max

>>10639917
>>10640408
Seconding how 2 make own THC lube so not to overpay

>>10640309
Looks retarded

Why do you want to fuck a wooden stump

>>10640416
They told me im retarded for wanting to put 1g of rick simpson oil in my booty.

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I finally pulled the trigger on a f machine! im so hyped for it to come in! ahhh!

>also going to make a setup for me to game while the machine goes to town, any suggestions for chairs/ diy options?
>>10640408
>youtube.com/watch?v=9nj0mY4BjeM

If you were only going to have one, what would you choose between a prostate massager, butt plug, or dildo?

>>10640474
Dildo. your going to want to take dick after plugging or “toying” anyway just go for the real deal. Besides most prostate massagers are a meme.

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>>10640411
>Go to a gay bar or something and see if you feel differently
I've actually always wanted to, but never really actually done it because I'm super introverted and the thought of going to a place I've never been to meet people I don't know is scary to me. Guess I have no choice if I want to live the dream, though.

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I wish I could cum instantly my first time like a girl in hentai

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>>10640408
>>10640416
I buy a nice solid at room temp coconut oil (pretty much user preference for that) then I buy a delta8 or delta 9 concentrate (one without added terps) and do the math on what I want my dosing to be. Heat them both up and mix them together.
This anon gave you the way to do it with flower, just more involved and the dosing strength won’t be as accurate.
>>10640455

>>10640491
How have you never been to a gay bar? Don't you have any female friends? I've been to several because girls always want to go, and I'm a straight guy (who just loves anal stimulation cause it feels good yo). 0 attraction to men myself, which is too bad cause taking a dick probably feels really good.

>>10640475
Sort of figured, had some butt plugs in the past but wanted more.
Question now is just size... Something slightly thinner that I can easily take whenever? Or something t h i c c that'll be more satisfying. I've had rather large things in my butt before, but it's been a while and I have a tendency to go too big too quit and leave myself butt sore lol. I'll probably be unsatisfied quickly with something slimmer... But then again if left to my own devices I'd be blowing my ass out with absolutely massive shit like you see on the /gi/ dragon dildo threads lol. Gotta keep some limits lol.

>>10640495
What dosing should you use for anal?
For d8 thc orally, ~50mg is what I take for a fun night. Intuition says a suppository is more sensitive, so should it be half? I know you suggest lube+vape, but I won't jerk off if I get too stoned.

>>10640474
Dildo for sure. I prefer active anal play and buttplugs are more passive, something to use while you play with your dick.

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>>10640514
I don’t vape but I do take a 25mg edible before I start. When I use the lube, I use a 10ml lube applicator, fill it up and shoot it in and plug up for a bit before moving to another toy and swapping to my main lube. My dosing is based off that. I aim for that 10ml to have about 20mg of d8 and 40mg of cbd mixed into it.

>>10637855
>no risk of bacterial growth or infection
eh, there's no anti-bacterial chemicals in it, so the german guys that package it (it's just PEG/PEO) still recommend to use it within 2 weeks of mixing, and the cooler the storage temperature, the better

>>10640463
for more, come by >>>/lgbt/ !

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>>10637702
>What's your size goal? How wide and how deep do you want to be able to get impaled by a dildo?
I want to be able to hilt 8x6", but I'll need something better for straightening out my sigmoid.
I also want to be able to take my 2.4" buttplug, and maybe later be able to take a medium Bishop.
But most of all I want to take a fat real dick, safely.

>>10640535
Oh yeah, definitely. I was only thinking of having the lube inside and the sugar causing problems.

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>>10640541
>socializing with other gay people
Ew

>>10640455
What model did ya get? I'm interested in getting a machine as well!

>>10637923
This.
I coom harder and more fully now on hrt for a while.
Before it was great, y'know, now it's like my whole lower body contracts and just squeezes everything

>>10640498
Different friend groups like different things anon. My female friends like drinking in the bar we always go to, which isn't a gay bar. I feel like if yours keep taking you to a gay bar, maybe they're trying to send you a (not-so-subtle) message.

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>>10640369
>>10640415
Other anon probably meant rectum, not colon, anyway.
Shit happens, I have similar problem, deep clean or surprises. I can get away with shallow clean, but only if have fun in the shower, and just rinse my ass with my fingers+water/lube and not really douche, after a BM. Rest of the times I'm fucking clueless why it happens, too relaxed? too much straining? Not enough straining/half-assed when pooping? Who knows, let me know if u figure out some routine that is foolproof.

>>10640369
The solution is taking a good shit beforehand

>>10640438
The fuck does that mean

>>10640498
Most people don't go to gay bars u retard

>>10640503
Get a hilt from topped toys, best of both worlds

>>10640553
NTA but I got hismith premium a month ago and it's allowed me to have hfo every time

Best investment ever

>>10640598
Did that, still had bad times

OK, I just did something and I need to tell somebody.
This afternoon I received an inflatable buttplug I'd ordered a while ago from Ali express while horny. I've been looking at them off and on for a while now and I'd actually forgot I'd finally ordered one.
Well, I am home alone until tomorrow and it was here by my door, so I thought I'd waste no time and give it a try.
Fiddled about with it first to check how it worked/how big it got, if it was squishy, how the ball bearing inside rattled, etc.
Cleaned it and grabbed the lube.
It popped in surprisingly easy (I'm not a toy virgin, but only ever had some tiny lovehoney starter thing and a little enema squirt bottle nozzle up there before) so I started to pump it up. First few pumps were a bit weird, but then it shifted a bit.
FUCK! That was like some fucking switch flipped and I went from horny but half-limp chub to a diamond hard throbbing flagpole! I'd intended to just see how it feels and maybe lazily knock one out to some porn, but that changed. I had to fuck, NOW!
As I got up to go find my old knock-off chinesium fleshlight, the ball inside the plug rattled around and I can't even describe the feeling. Pleasure, yes, but that doesn't sound enough of a word. My nerves were on fire in the best of ways.
I found my fleshlight, barely got a pump of lube in it before I just HAD to shove my leaking industrial drill of a diamond hard cock inside.
I was fucking leaking precum like a cheap motel faucet!
I'd barely thrust inside a few times, with the pressure of the plug and the tapping of the ball inside doing something unreal, when I started to cum properly. I don't know for sure how many ropes I threw, but it spurted out round my cock from the fleshlight before it slipped out of my numbed hands as I probably passed out for a minute or two.
All I know is that when I came back to this world I was sat on the floor and had a fucking job to clean up the mess. There's cum everywhere. Even got cum on the fucking ceiling!!

>>10640369
Try different times of the day/week.
I have days where I need 0 preperation/cleaning and then there are days where butt-stuff is literally impossible.
Diet helps for sure but its not a be all end all. I also found that when I became very active with execise my good days were far more frequent

>>10640626
Exercise helps your guts move and the need for water moves your shit making it dryer.
Psyllium + Coffee + Cardio gives me some gut-cleansing shits.

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>>10640620
Hot. Dunno what happened there but for me new toys sometimes feel extraordinarily good. Must be a mix of excitement and them tickling new spots.

Do you ever get to a point as an anal slut where you don't know what to focus on size/depth/rideability?

>>10640216
afaik elypse art

how to avoid hemmies & heal when they happen

Trying to convince myself to buy a dildo while I’m still honey enough to think it’s a good idea.
What do y’all think about texture? Smooth, bulbous, rough?
And firmness? Hard, soft, etc?
Traditional dildo, smooth abstract dildo, fantasy monster dildo, or dog dildo with a knot?
Probably buying from Amazon for fast shipping and I’ve had enough random shit up my ass even the cheapest Chinesium is probably an improvement health wise.

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Ok I kinda thought you were all leaping about it but yesterday a friend gave me some edibles as a gift and I cannot fucking believe how horny I got. I’m talking like “core feeling hot” horny, and I’d never felt this way before. Fast forward a lot of foreplay just rubbing my asshole and I’m pretty sure I had a dry orgasm with my Aneros. The best way I could describe it was an overwhelming heat of pleasure pushing me up and over the edge where a regular orgasm would be and then keeping me there for what felt like ages.

Fuck you dipshits, now I’m gonna be chasing that for the rest of my life.

(Also, for anyone else on E, did you find that you were able to find an orgasm that you couldn’t before starting to transition?)

>>10640692
Use more lube, go slow, rinse the excess lube out after, witch hazel cream and wipes if there's irritation.

>>10638418
Dude you don't just become a cockslut. Like you have to conscientiously make a decision to do that. You also just start a relationship or fwb situation. no one's gonna make you a dumbo whore just by being attractive.

>>10640719
>E
>dude weed
That's a recipe for some very horny times. I've heard mixed reviews of proge too.
>Aneros
If you have a decent dildo and lube (shilling x-lube again), I find that works much better on weed.

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Question for anal anons, what do you typically listen to during a session? I'm looking for some good slutty music to have playing in the background. Something like a porn pmv playlist would be great.

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>>10640719
what, y'all though the entire internet and world were lying to you? LOL
THC is literally GOAT tier for anal

>>10640798
I listen to slutty ass mainstream rap music. It'll get you in the perfect mood. Get some good headphones. I use ones with sensory bass that rattle your skull while pumping dat ass
>Cardi B: Up, WAP
> Megan Thee Stallion: Body, Don't Stop, Cry Baby, Captain Hook, Eat it, Cash Shit, Thot shit
> Iggy Azalea: Mo Bounce, Kream, Just Wanna, Brazil, Iam the Stripclub, Sip it
> Jlo Booty
> City Girls Pussy Talk
> Nicki Minaj Anaconda, Good Form

Make a spotify playlist and let the suggestions option add more songs. All are very slutty lyrics, heavy bass, up tempo, and good for getting yourself into a slutty headspace

>>10640626
>>10640651

Lel exercise from anons?

>>10640682
I couldn't find anyone called afaik elypse art

>>10640798
Sissy hypno tracks

>>10640818
How is it goat

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>>10639713
>serotonin receptor oxidization
As the result of only having access to bulk sellers, and not having any friends, I did this. Did a lot of mdma like once every other week and fucked myself with an array of dildos until I couldn't stand.

I kicked off a mild depressive episode just as I was able to move out on my own. Luckily I had people to help me and things are better now. That was all just because I was bored and it was fun. If I was the type of person that had an actual addictive personality, I def would have ruined my brain beyond repair.

I can't recommend it enough for butt stuff. But if you think you might be prone to substance abuse, turn and run.

>>10637702
>What's your size goal?
Not really as into anal as I used to be. Work has been keeping me from getting back in the groove. Funny enough, this thread is what inspired me to get an apartment with friends. A year in I gave all my handmade dildos to my best friend's ex. It'd be nice to get back into dicksmithing.

>>10640662
Once you become a true anal slut there is no need to compromise.

>>10640455
>diy options
For the least destructive setup:
>buy computer chair that raises high enough for machine to do its job
>remove right arm rest
>sit on chair 90deg with ass pointing off side
>go to town

>>10640818
Let's see
>enhances tactile sensations
>thc lube engorges prostate making it easy to hit, also loosens muscles for easier penetration
>headspace is that of being super horny
>extreme focus on body & porn (just don't get too stoned or mind wanders)
>literally feel slutty

It's GOAT'd. Don't do MDMA. Edibles+Lube are just as good and aren't as toxic. Plus lots of people take meds that interact poorly (possible death) with it. Poppers are also horrible for vascular health.

>>10639290
lol literally beta testing new compounds with unknown effects on human health. ngmi

>>10639639
once a year is a safer interval

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>Have 10 cm insertable toy
>Also have a 18 cm insertable toy, can fully take it without discomfort
I have no idea why, but the 10 cm one unironically gives me more pleasure and hits the sweet spots better. Seems like I don't like dildos longer than 13-15 centimetres, which is kinda weird knowing some of you anons go for horsecocks. I wanted to try even bigger toys, but seems like I'll just get a small Mundir rather than a medium one.

>>10641138
We need longer toys. It's more practical (and you don't have to insert it full).

I didn't expect a couple of drinks to loosen me up like a cheap anal whore. I can't say I dislike it.

>>10640314
how does one go about acquiring such drugs? i don't have anyone in my close social circle who does even weed, let alone mdma

>>10641152
Darkweb marketplace + your own sourced testing kit. Don't ingest any powders, crystals, or pressies you get off the street

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Hey /d/

Didn't really know where else to ask but here goes

I just bought a Real Feel Deluxe 12 inch vibrator/dildo and straight out of the box it's not what I was expecting, turns out it's made of something called 'fanta flesh'.
It was kind of an impulse buy so I didn't pay much attention to this but apparently it's super porous and can't be cleaned like a normal toy. And I read something about corn starch?
It's really soft and squishy so it seems like it would be difficult to penetrate.
But the main thing I'm worried about is cleaning, usually I run my toys under hot water for a couple of minutes while washing with anti-bacterial hand soap, this seems fine for my other toys but I'm worried about what might happen to this 'fanta flesh'.

Any advice appreciated

Can sit fully on medium JTT Dog Cock now! Now to work on the knot...

>>10637857
I'm a virgin so no, probably not

>>10641153
Or... Hear me out

Don't.

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>>10641161
Counter point you do try it

>>10641158
Fantaflesh is some kind of gay proprietary TPE blend I think. Throw it away or use condoms
>>10641172
Shut up nerd

>>10641186
I just paid $100 for it so it won't be thrown away any time soon.

To be totally honest I bought it to use on my gf.
It will never be used for anal, after reading about how much these toys can retain bacteria.

>>10641191
>sunk cost phallusy
Okay then, condom or give her a yeast infection + worse

>>10641158
>paid $100 for a pvc/tpr blend dildo
big oof, buy non-latex condoms of you really want to use it or if you're really stuck on the shape but don't want to use it make a mold and recast it from platinum cured silicone. Should have just gotten a squarepeg Leo or a yuppie from jtt

>>10641158
this thread seems to have the biggest blunders sometimes
i wonder if it's just one guy baiting or real

>>10640968
once every fifteen years is even safer, but pointless most likely. Recent available evidence suggests that serotonin receptor oxidation and downregulation resets after three weeks. Of course there's more to neurotoxicity than just that but it should be a reasonable baseline.

Nowadays I just do edibles though, less of a hassle in general

>>10641193
So cleaning with anti-bacterial soap + warm water won't be enough to clean it for repeated uses? Why do they even make toys out of this material, god damn.

>>10641204
We do a lot of role-playing, I was planning to use it on her with a strap-on harness while I'm locked in a cock cage.

>>10641214
Sadly no bait anon.

>>10640877
It's just "elypse art". And they're solid, but they can't stand on their own. You're going to be doing everything by hand, no riding.

>>10637702
For width I want to be able to comfortably wear my maremaker 130 for extended periods. Still working up to just getting the damn thing in. For depth, I've got a 16 inch toy i want to hilt and ride. I figure if i can do that, i can take most other toys i want pretty easily, too.

>>10641241
I feel bad for you niggas with the fake skin cocks basically because I had to throw away a bunch of old silicone dildos not using anymore.

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>>10640710
Buy whatever dildo, some dual density normal dick shape and size is a good start (and very good either way not just as "start")
From there you can explore shapes padding it, and a condom on top. This will be less convenient and worse, but it's good way to experiment with sizes and shapes until you figure out what you like.

>>10641241
Don't worry, it's a well established producer. I don't think selling toys that gives ass-cancer is a good idea in the long run. Reason for "Fanta flesh" and similar is just to corporate-trademark bs to protect themselves from other companies, and not get fucked with all the R&D that they probably spent developing this material making sure it's good and safe.
Just don't mix it with other toys, store correctly, follow cleaning and lube instructions, so that no chemical reactions occurs.
It's pretty good to be cautious, but I don't think you have to worry in this specific case.

I don't understand this notion of "Everything that isn't silicone, glass or metal can't be cleaned properly"?

>>10641294
Why not give them away to poor anons instead?

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>>10641296
>this material making sure it's good and safe.
Fucking lmao. Anyone worth shit just uses platinum silicone instead of mystery meat plastic.

>>10641248
Holy shit that's a big toy

>>10641296
>I don't understand this notion of "Everything that isn't silicone, glass or metal can't be cleaned properly"?

Porosity


And just cause you don't understand it, doesn't mean you won't get ass cancer

i only trust glass toys
stick em in the dishwasher

>>10641241
Do you really want a rod that weeps vinyl chloride slamming your girls cervix?

I just clean my toys with water most of the time, I couldn't care less about porosity, using anti-bacterial soap or if my dildos are made of random chinesium materials.
I started with carrots and cucumbers when I was teenager, and I used a lot of weird shit as dildos until I was able to buy some dildos, and I'm still alive after all.
You are all a bunch of scared faggots

>>10641243
I couldn't find anyone called It's just "elypse art"

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>>10641367
people getting into anal at a later age don't understand the struggle of being 13 and searching your entire house for ANYTHING vaguely phallic to put in your ass

>>10641296
Thanks anon.

What would you recommend for cleaning? I read somewhere that talcum powder helps prevent it going sticky after cleaning. I usually just use antibacterial hand-wash gel and hot water.

>>10641380
Boil it in vinegar when you need to remove smells

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>>10641372
True that.
>>10641367
I clean my toys with dawn soap.
>I couldn't care less about porosity, using anti-bacterial soap or if my dildos are made of random chinesium materials.
You should. I have used all kinds of things and all kinds of materials and I will never go back to anything that isn't silicone.
Isn't porous so it won't hold stufd. It is perfectly stable so it won't degrade or start leaking random shit unlike PVC crap. Can be way softer which allows for bigger insertions and more comfortable sessions unlike the rock hard PVC or TPE crap.

Chinkesium toys like Master Cock or Dr. Johnson crap would burn after a while or give off very bad toxic plastic smells.
I have only silicone toys now and they are truly a life-changer.

>>10641138
short and curved does the trick for me :)

>>10641388
Just wait until you feel how good monster dong is

Ugh, clean day and I pushed to hard and felt a bit of pain and there was a little bit of blood on my dildo when I pulled it out

FFS I just wanna be an anal slut

>>10641296
I should have and maybe still can but they weren't $80+ silicone models. They were amazon toys passing the lighter test.

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>>10640553
Hismith, the app controlled one

>>10640899
>noted
i was almost thinking of getting a knelling chair if my diy options arnt working lol

Does anal or prostate orgasm really feel better?

>>10641498
Maybe not for everyone but you may discover if you are submissive and breedable.

>>10641503
It's hard to try discover if I have that side for me

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>>10641498
>>10641522
Prostate orgasms definitely feel better, but you're not going to have mind-blowing dry orgasms from the get go, unless you're a savant. But even just jerking off normally with prostate stimulation added would feel better, and help sensitize your prostate.
You should try out Mindgasm, linked in the OP. There's a download link that gets posted occasionally as well, with all the lessons.

>>10641498
>>10641522
They do, but it's definitely different.
It's an interesting journey even as a purely straight man as you get to learn a lot about your body. Will likely improve your sexlife as well as how all that shit about preamble, mood/mentality, and foreplay/relaxation really isn't bullshit when you start trying to do it yourself.
As far as I know the prostate and g-spot are vestigial versions of each other so you gain a little understanding in that context too

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Who is the biggest cockslut here? Who can take the biggest toys?

>>10641590
lmao

>>10641372
>struggle of being 13 and searching your entire house for ANYTHING vaguely phallic to put in your ass
good times, i still have that flute

>>10641382
Serious? I hope this isn't some mustard gas meme

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>>10637702
>What's your size goal? How wide and how deep do you want to be able to get impaled by a dildo?

some times when Horny I want to stretch myself with the biggest horse dildo I can find.

Then afterwards I just ignore anal for a while or just feel as arused when using my regular dildos.

Lately I've been lusting over my steel water bottle which is really thick, however I use it for work, so I fear I may get horny at work if I end up actually using it.

Should I try it /analgen/?

>>10641367
enjoy your ass cancer

Have any of you guys experimented with knotted dildos? What did the prostate stimulation feel like, and what did your orgasms feel like? Please be liberal with your description. My final decision on whether or not I buy a knotted dildo rests with how I feel after I read your testimony. Or if you know of another website where people talk in detail about their experiences with knotted dildos, let me know where that is.

>>10641830
It's worth trying! Achieving the knot is a great feeling, and bottoming out instantly puts a lot of pressure right on your prostate. It's harder to fuck it with a knot, so I just grind it. I don't really go for hfo or anything, feels like a normal o. I can't say it necessarily feels better than an un-knotted one, or some thick plug, but the psychological and stretching achievement of the knot is like none other. Get something that's thicker than your personal record for best results!

>>10641830
It feels really nice (like post above describe it). You just need to make sure the knot is not too near to the bottom of the dildo. When it's too near to the bottom you almost cannot use it on flat surfaces which is annoying. I almost always need to use a corner of furniture to get knotted (if I want to) and it's really annoying.

>>10640463
stfu poltard

>>10641666
boiling vinegar smells like ASS, but won't kill you on its own. vinegar is mostly acetic acid, iirc; not suuuper reactive but ofc you could probably check online to see if it reacts with (whatever the dildo is made out of) if you're worried.

>>10641936
*DILUTED acetic acid, mind. it's not concentrated at all.

I'm having a hard time getting back into toying, just, motivation...


>>10641936
stfu, groomer.

>>10641416
Ass cancer within 5 years, calling it now

>>10641666
>>10641936
>>10641938

It eliminates the odor, that's it

Anyone got experience with adding vr to their sessions? I just recently got a headset and wanted to explore a bit.

>>10641382
>>10641666
>>10641936
>>10641938
>>10641992
You don't even need to boil it. Just soak it overnight. You should adjust the concentration to suit the strength of the odor. You can get plain white vinegar from the grocery store (it's 4% acetic acid and water nothing else - you can buy double strength which is 8% too) if the smell is mild I put in about 40% regular vinegar and the rest water. If it really reeks or has not responded to the first treatment, I chuck it in with no added water

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>>10641830

Got myself a large neotori mundir in standard firmness as my first real toy (got an njoy wand before it, but I consider that not so much a toy but rather a surgical instrument designed to deliver pinpoint accuracy prostate stimulation). It takes a while to work up to the knot, and when it goes in for the first time it's incredibly intense. You'll have to get used to it for a few minutes, slowly moving the knot around inside you, massaging the muscles. But once you start to get used to the size and your muscles stop screaming at you, that's when the fun starts. At that point you're loose enough to take the shaft with 0 resistance, so you can just go to town on yourself with an occasional knot in there, which is very, very arousing. The mundir has a pretty good, slightly angled tip for prostate stimulation and the knot just fuckin slams into it too once you're nicely stretched.
The cons are that the neotori standard is very soft, which means you can't really ride it well without it flopping out. Consider getting one in firm if you're interested in that, though it might be harder to knot when firmer.
I got a soft medium BD sleipnir after the mundir just to be able to ride something, and the first thing I noticed is that the textures, ridges and bumps are very very interesting too. The mundir is extremely smooth, which is nice for getting absolutely pounded without being overstimulated, but you might wanna consider getting something with a bit more texture.
I don't use the mundir as often since I got the sleipnir, since I'm a real slut for riding things, but it's still my go-to for warm-up, or as a giant plug for walking around. It's great.

>>10641991
Yeah nah. Its been prob 7 years and atleast 1 since my last colonoscopy.

>>10641936
>pol
Try again.
You type like a fag.

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Lovense Edge 2 arrived today. While thinking of what to listen to while testing it, I remembered seeing a DLsite voice work with Lovense support recently, so I bought it without much deliberation. Didn't realize there would be no way around needing to use the Lovense Connect PC app, and buying a proprietary bluetooth dongle. Getting one delivered tomorrow, wasting ~$8 in shipping costs due to my lack of foresight.
Toy itself seems nice, definitely stronger vibrations than any of the cheaper prostate massagers I've used. Tried it without adjusting the angle, which wasn't ideal, but still gave me a nice HFWO. No distinct spurts, just a continuous flow of cum leaking down from my semi-erect dick for a few seconds.

>>10641498
Anal orgasm is more like a nipple orgasm, and both are like a very strong penile orgasms.

Dry prostate orgasms feel different from penile orgasms and don't have refractory periods.
They start off much weaker than any penile orgasm, but with each successive orgasm it can build up to something that eclipses any penile orgasm.
From "huh? was that an orgasm just now?" to "HOLY FUCK WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY BODY".

> What's your size goal? How wide and how deep do you want to be able to get impaled by a dildo?

I have recently been able to get my Doc Johnson Really Big Dick which has a 2.75" diameter in within 5 minutes of starting a session (with a little warm up), but I can only take about 3/4 of it. This is after a really long time of working up to it, so I think I'm pretty good on diameter. Even a little smaller, like 2.5" would be good for a daily rider.

That said I want ALL the depth. I want to get 18" of 2.5" diameter in me so it bulges out the front. I will need to get a toy for that, but that's what I want.

When you clean out how long to you typically stay clean assuming you've been eating somewhat normally?

>>10642138
5.7 minutes

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Recieved my XL Jorhan horse cock today my neotori. It was pretty expensive and I had to pay an addional 67 euros when picking it up because I'm a Norway cuck.
Too expensive over all honestly but it looks really nice. Thicker than I imagined and pretty colors.
It can't stand up straight which is unfortunaute but I'm sure it's fine when it's in.

>>10642189
Forgot to write about the presentation.
It came in a cloth bag (never had this happen when buying from Bad Dragon.
A little silicon cat and a tiny bag of gummy bears also followed, as well as a adoption letter.
Very cute.

>>10642190
Are you riding yet

>>10642220
Not yet. Need to make a new batch of lube and then clean out and get warmed up with something slightly smaller.

>>10642224
Post the horsecock. You got some pretty marbling right?

>>10642230
Too much work uploading a picture, but it's a huge purple horse dildo with some really nice different shades of blue marbling + some lines of gold.

>>10642189
so im expecting my 2nd neotori this week, got a mundir to start in the standard firmness and I get what you mean about it not standing, it's too soft. So I got a large medium tharin in the firm material

>>10642189
I worked so hard trying to get it in but i just couldn't. It is too soft. I would have to put some rubber bands around the middle part or something.
Real shame honestly. I'm pretty sure i ordered medium firmness.

>>10641830
First anal orgasm I had was with a knotted dildo, took ages to work my ass loose enough to get it in, but the feel and experience was amazing. There's a moment where your ass is at maximum stretch and all of a sudden it just pulls the knot in givng you an amazing full feeling, makes me feel like a total slut, after a bit of grinding on it I came buckets. Would absolutely recommend, get on neotori, far cheaper than most other "fantasy" dildo places i've seen

does anyone know when or if vixen updates their one-of-a-kind page?

>>10641498
No, it's a meme to trick you into shoving things up your ass.

Got my hismith up to full speed for the first time

Fuckin mind blowing

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>>10642694
I have one but I always have to be really quiet with it since there's always at least one other person in my house. Can't wait for the day I can be as loud as I want...

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>>10641372
used to have this travel toothbrush holder that I managed to take without my parents ever finding out, didnt even have lube but it kept my love of anal alive for ages

>>10641367
porosity is bad for anything you want to use more than a couple of time, I bet you weren't keeping those carrots around for weeks

im kinda mad cos I just bought some master series anal dildos and they were all porous, had to chuck them all after first time using them. just buy high quality stuff like from neotori or other sellers that use actual silicon, not worth the stress or buying regret from chink shit

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I've been going without cumming for about a week now(It's a lot for me, I swear hahah) and I'm going crazy every time I think about it at work. I can't wait for Saturday to come so I can beat the shit out of my prostate until I don't even know who I am.
I've never been nearly as horny just thinking about it, I think one of the best sessions I've ever had is coming up, wish me luck anal sluts.

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>>10642321
Regained my breath and tried again after sitting on a knot. Got it in once after some struggle. It felt amazing and feeling were quickly building. But then it popped out again because of butt retractions and I wasn't able to get it back in.
Such a struggle for some simple fun.
Any tips are greatly appreciated.

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Does Neotori often have sales or put out coupon codes?
I'm in the US and noticed the Euro was dropping so and I've been thinking of getting a Finn since I haven't seen any other cat style dildos on the market

about to start my first kong x seahorse 3xl session. wish me luck, lads. i would ask for some good pics, but i doubt ill be cognizant enough to remember let alone be capable

>>10642652
It worked now I can't get married

>>10642940
Sure you can, just go massager-only and don't ask her to peg you because no woman actually wants to do that

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>>10642652
Silly kids needing memes for that. All it took was some green or booze and my butt started craving attention when it all began...

>>10642790
Non futa version?

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I managed to fist myself for the first time after an hour of riding chance and almost getting past the medial ring and all I can think of right now is "can I fist myself from warmup?"
As I side effect, I've learned my fist is smaller than the knot on my large mundir haha

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>>10641590
Certainly not me but I can hilt a medium flared Chance and deepthroat balls deep a medium unflared Chance. I like to think the oral part is pretty impressive. It's the only reason I kinda regret not having taken it with a cumtube, as I'd have been able to fulfill my fantasy of a fat-dicked futa draenei raping my throat and cumming straight into my stomach without giving me any chance not to swallow

https://c.lovense-api.com/t2/jjmej95o
play with my butt for a while (5 minutes use, ~2 hours on)
if it says time's up, it means someone else is currently using it, if it says failed to open link, that means it's done for the day

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>>10640311
Same. I can be attracted to guys but they have to basically be femboys at that point. I noticed on Grindr all the feminine/trans people are into either huge dominant dudes or feminine/trans types.
I'm lithe but fairly masculine right now. New plan is to go femboy to attract a femboy. Gonna make myself all sexy and shit.

Whats the go to bad dragon toy for p spot. Thinking of nox maybe.

>>10639750
god i love reverse full nelson so much

>>10643411
for me yeah the nox is amazing

it's filling but very easy to ride so you can just go to town on it and let your body take you

Anyone know if any of the toy makers are running Memorial Day sales?

What's the longest anyone here's ever gone wearing a butt plug?

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>>10643453
>>10643411
NTA but also wanting to get my first BD. Never used a dildo before, but looking for something that hits the prostate well. My main toys rn are njoy wand and a plug set that goes up to 5.6" circumference. Any suggestions?

>>10642833
Ky'el from BD looks better to me desu.

>>10643497
well, medium nox for me was a game changer, honestly. I like using my njoy wand, but for long, almost dreamlike riding sessions the nox is perfect. I have a sort-of medium(it's not Bad Dragon but it's a copy of the Nox model) size.

I think the Echo is a good idea too, the shape as a whole seems perfect for grinding on your prostate.

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>>10643497
Med Nox is a solid pick, and 1 inch isn't a huge circumference jump. That said if you've literally never used a dildo or some approximation you might want to pick up something cheap off a mainstream site.

>>10643554
It's probably a better dildo in a vaccuum but my current autistic quest/moneypit is to get dildos that approximate the monsterfuta cocks in Tales of Androgyny, and Finn looks more like a cat dick than Ky'el.

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>>10643576
>my current autistic quest/moneypit is to get dildos that approximate the monsterfuta cocks in Tales of Androgyny
Unfathomably based

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How to get Xlube in america?

dear god i love massive tranny and futa cocks deep inside my little slave whore ass

>>10643576
Thanks anon, I've ordered a cheap amazon dildo to test the waters. My goal is to fuse the stretch I get from my plugs with the deep P stim I get from the njoy (albeit in a tradeoffy way) so I'm pretty sure I'll enjoy it. I'll put med nox in firm on my wish list

>>10640620
'Jiggle balls' as they are called, where they have a solid metal ball bouncing inside a larger light one, get me fucking diamonds and crazy horny.

Alas few people make them in anal versions, and large so.

Gonna pass at putting unanchored and literally-string-connected things up my ass - as is the common format for vagoo aimed ones.

Finally hilted my new wider dildo after a couple sessions of careful play. That O was a leg shaker being so filled up. I really aught to make a setup where I can ride the thing. What’re your guys’ setups like. I’m thinking I might just get a wooden block, just tall enough that I can straddle it no issues and polish it up so I can get the suction cup to couple with it.

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>>10643487
It Really depend on the pressure the plug exerts, you can go 24/7 with a thin neck, but bloodflow and irritation has to be controlled.
i did once a 16hours stretching with 3.8" diameter, with a lot of drugs, i couldnt walk properly and hold my shit for a week, it felts like my bowels wanted to get out

My transwife recently topped me and I came all over her tits and face. That was the first time I've ever had an p-orgasm. I kinda get now why feminizing her and turning her from a femboy into transwife was so easy.

>>10641498
Yeah.

>>10643880
i don't care if it's actually rp. congrats, friend.

Local toyshop has "surprise toy" option, basically a lootbox, where you can choose the type and size range of the toy and they send you one from their old storage at discounted price. I rolled for '2-3,5 wide plug' and they send me a 5 incher. Guess I got lucky price-wise, but no way I can fit that. My previous stretch goal was the 4" horny purchase collecting dust, this knocks it straight out.

anyone have experience with 3D printing a dildo using flexible filament like TPU?
the other day i noticed that on cults3d.com they have a section for 18+ prints and they are all either figurines of naked women or simply dicks.
you could probably just use the 3D printed dick as a negative for a silicone mold but i was wondering if you could skip that step and print the dick out of TPU righ away and have a usable dildo.
i have no experience with TPU so i dont know how it would compare with proper silicone rubber

Does the prostate orgasm have a refractory period? I can milk myself in what feels like seconds with my njoy... Then nothing but pee/prostate fluid comes out for the rest of the session. Still feels great but I'm wondering if I need to slow down and take more time to build up to the "milking".

>>10643880
I think im broken need a dominant transwife.

>>10640528
What concentrate form do you use? Melted wax or distillate?

>>10643880
So your gay husband just fucks you. Amazing what people would do to themselves to not be alone. Pathetic

>>10644084
>TPU
is that going to be body-safe?

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If your dildo hits the upper rectum... what do? cause that is uncomfortable af.

>>10644190
find the right angle to hit the sigmoid and enjoy
it can take a lot of wiggling to get there

>>10643411
Skip bad dragon, go topped toys and get the hilt

You'll thank me later after you cum your brains out

>>10643880
>Her

>>10644084
Absolutely not body safe

Do not attempt

>>10644176
No

>>10644209
>Yes

>>10644215
>Faggot no

>>10644206
Can confirm, hilt toy is goated

What's the best weed strain to get anal orgasms

I tried some thc cbn for sleep and the heightened sensations were really nice but I felt so tired so I couldn't capitalize on it

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>>10644264
Best I've found so far are King Louie/The Hulk and Northern Lights. Both do the sensations thing but the former is a bit stonier and the latter emphasizes the body more.

>>10644249
wrong thread, tourist

>>10644282
What are those though

Maybe give strains not buzzword marketing names that can only be found locally to you

>>10644290
Have u tried not being faggot

Anal can be straight

>>10644380
Those are strains, you can look them up on Leafly. Availability varies by location, but I don't think those are even especially uncommon.

Leafly requires a medical id. Is it worth the trouble or should I stick with kushqueen?

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>>10643091

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>>10641801
Since no one responded I want and did it anyway

>dilated my ass with my regular and bigger toys
>did a double penetration with them
>went with the steel bottle (put a condon on it of course and cleaned it prior)
>at first it wouldn't fit in
>after attempting laying on my back, it went in smoothly and slowly more and more went in
>remembered the good old advice: you never have enough lube
>at this point it was more of a retention game
>kept moaning and screaming of pleasure to the point I had to put music on my tv
>put on some rather elastic trousers that fit in nicely, so if the bottle goes out it bounces back and I'm able to reinsert it with little effort
>start going insane
>start feeling like I don't know what to do
>put myself in all fours
>moan hard and let out a stream of most likely either precum or cum with slight amounts of pee

I think I'm becoming a size king, this bottle is practically 6cm in diameter

>>10644460
whos the artist?

question for this or next thread, lubes used for anal and other that are not jlube. things found in a pharmacy

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>>10644460
>be me reading crazy anon's story about putting a water bottle up there
>says it's 6cm diameter
>tfw I just bought my first dildo on amazon, seller lists 6cm diameter
>wow that must be a tiny water bottle
>double check my math just be sure. 6cm is 2.3622"
>circumference = pi*(2.3622/2)^2 = 4.38" right?
>Uh oh... Horny brain used the wrong formula!
>mfw it's pi*2.3622 = 7.4"!!!
Girls, I fucked up...