The thread dedicated to posting pictures about anal and sharing your experiences and adventures with your own butt loving! The more pictures, the better!>Question of the DayWhat's the longest you've edged or gone no-fap between sessions? Did it help or hinder your ability to orgasm when you finally went for it? How much did you cum?Previous Thread: >>10757409>FAQ (read before posting)https://rentry.org/analgenfaq>Panty's Guide to Anal Training/Blowjobshttps://imgchest.com/p/vj4j8j6978m>SurfboardPotato's Guide to Prostate Playhttps://teddit.net/r/CumFromAnal/comments/8w065w/a_guide_to_prostate_orgasms_from_someone_very/>regdude's Technical guide to analhttps://github.com/regdude/anal>What's the lighter test?If you buy a chinesium sextoy on amazon or aliexpress, it's worth checking to make sure it's actually silicone; follow this guide to check:https://dangerouslilly.com/2014/03/deciphering-results-of-flame-test/>Anon’s Guide to Knottinghttps://rentry.org/anons-dildo-knotting-guide>Say hellohttps://tagmap.io/tag/analgen>Sock & Condom Stretchinghttps://imgur.com/SJf78lU>Anon does the math with J-Lubehttps://imgur.com/a/cuLRo2u>JLube Testing by /ftt/ ScienceAnonhttps://pastebin.com/EJsAc4GU>Cleaning techniques and alternative methodshttps://pastebin.com/FLWghXvy>Mindgasmhttps://youtu.be/9pSzsx3NwIs
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watching the delivery tracker like a hawk for this soft/medium marcel even though it's not scheduled to go out for delivery until tomorrowthe new-toy-brain is strong
Will a small neotori tharin hit the right spots? I have 0 experience with this stuff i Just want to get the big coom and i like the idea of knots somehow
any steel toy njoyers? I want a new toy and want to learn photoshop so I made this comparison chart of stainless steel prostate massagers (pic related). which of these targets the prostate the best while being easy to hold and control? I don't even know the best general shapebtw I recommend the Pfun plug for lying on your stomach/side cause otherwise it slips out. it massages your P spot when you flex your sphincter and you can also kinda work it manually by tying rope to the loop and tugging it. anyways, I want something purely hand-controlled, what do you own/recommend? stainless/glass only pls
>>10763708I have the pure wand. Haven't had hands-free wet/dry orgasm, but I'm still learning how to best use it and I leak a fuck ton using it.
Give me your Anal stories
>>10763742rubber pp goes in butti cum"why do i do this to myself"rinse and repeat
>>10763708There has to be cheaper options. Who wants to order a ton of surgical steel with me? 6.8€ per kg doesn't seem that bad.
>>10763746Seems like alloy surcharge wasn't the full price, better off ordering from others for now at least.
can ppl cum with ass multiple times in 1 session? for me its totally impossible i have to get it out right away or otherwise it feels too unpleasant and alien
>>10763708btw I scaled the image so toys can be compared directly. if you have any of them, one neat thing is to zoom until the IRL toy matches the one in the image, then you can see how the other toys compare.>>10763740seems like the best choice but I was wondering if the S-shaped massagers and the details on the shaft (ribs/bulbs/spiral) make a big difference>>10763742in my last session, I got teary-eyed because the prostate plug popped inside and slid right on the spot and it felt so fucking good. I was also pent up with anticipation. some toys are meant just for you it feels like>>10763746I feel ya but stainless is so luxurious, hygienic and versatile I just cant resist. not to mention how relentless the material is - it doesn't conform to you, and it certainly doesn't care about sparing your poor prostatehow do you secure a glass dildo to squat on? I just got an icicle (picrel) and it doesnt come with a suction cup obviously. can I thread a cock ring over it and somehow tie it down with straps?
I bought the Hismith Premium off their site this morning along with the suction cup adapter to use all my toys. Any tips for using it? Any dongs I should get that i don't have from my collection?
this is my vow to not jerk off until i have an hfwo
>>10763826which of those toys are ur favourites and why
>>10763826>all these toys and no cage
>>10763826thats a big collection. I dont know many brands but maybe you can get a knotted dildo? if you arent into furry shit there are toys that look like generic dildos with a bulb at the bottom>>10763829good luck fellow degenerate
>>10763833there's such a thing as self-control, anon
>>10763742Never had an orgasm through my ass, but for a long time I liked just having a sensation in there while jerking off but decided to make an effort to try since fuck it im exploring myself now.>Be in long term relationship, started with covid, deteriorating for number of reasons>Own house, GF lives with me>She does not know of my anal escapades>irl stress + relationship stress leads to less sex>picrel>GF at work>showtime>Familiar with cleaning myself out, start the ritual in the bathroom>after clean start with small plug>Edging with a nice bath and femboi coom, dry off, bigger plug.>itstime.exe>Sit on about 1" girth, 5" length dildo>8-12r squats until failure>locked door, no one should be home but dog boops the handle and scares me so bad I tense up and freeze midway down the rubber cock>after realizing it was dog, release and collapse on floor>balls touch>I leak a LOT of precum and want to keep going, feels so good, first time I think i focused on my prostate during an anal session>GF gets home from work in 5 minutes, rub it out and clean up.Been bricked up ever since. After I break it off I am embracing the bussy lifestyle. I already have a pair of panties and want to lose weight just to look better in them.It happened so fast I already am thinking about trying grindr but scawy :<
>>10763830Bottom row...the first five from the left.My backdoor is a very small and tight and I can accommodate these if I'm well relaxed. I got a long way to go to handle the Tantus toys.
>>10763833Not really into the cage fetish. I've bought about 4-5 off aliexpress and nothing fits me. I'm a bit above average down there and a 55-55mm ring is too small. I need a 60 at the minimum and I can't really find one. My wife likes play with my bits while she pegs me. She likes stimulating me to get me hard. Can't do that when I'm caged.
>>10763837 I'm not into furry shit, but if if there is a more abstract looking dildo with a knot that doesn't look like an animal penis I'd go for it. I cant take the three Tantus toys (left side, second row from bottom) as they are just too large in diameter. So I know I'll struggle with a knot.
>>10763744Was the same except I used to sometimes then throw out the rubber pp. I've long since gotten over that hang-up though.
>>10763744get out of my head demon
>>10763742>> be me, playing with anal toys/prostate toys for 8+ years>> be me, also looking at sounding posts here on /d/ A few days ago, I made the unholy union of a rotating, thrusting, pulsing prostate toy in my ass, and jamming a 7mm silicon rod down my penis to meet up with it in my prostate. Now, I cannot stress this enough, this is NOT beginner play. You need to be beyond confident in your lube, and slow-and-careful in your toy jamming rate. However.... I will say that I discovered a new color, maybe a new taste, and came for about 30 seconds continuously after 3 or 4 smaller, testing orgasms.I'm still cleaning up the mess. ...>>no regrets
Need a neural-interface humanoid robot so I can go fuck myself
>>10763708>>10763812>1:1 scaledNah bro the tempo ain't that big.
>>10763742One night I set out to go deeper and wider than I ever have, and I did it, and I loved it! Even found a new favorite position, when before I just did what was comfy. After being super hot for it all day it was a miracle I didn't cum soon as the first toy stretched me open. I started with my little Flint, I wanted to do Anal Dildo Hero again to start, but soon as I stuck it in me to warm up I lost control, I just got completely absorbed in fucking myself and lost sight of everything else. After what had to be a hour of nonstop thrusting I collapsed for a minute before reaching for my long 18"er. It was slightly out of reach and I was so horny for it I begged out loud for it to come to me. With my ass up in the air, I lowered it into my gaping butt, I gave it a few good thrusts for a minute before going deeper and pushing through my second sphincter a good 3" into my sigmoid, easily twice as far as I'd gotten it in before. I just let that sit in there for a while while I caught my breath, then with new depths explored, I knew it was time for girth. I moved onto the 8" cone shaped toy, and as soon as the tip passed my anus I knew it was gonna be different. Still on my back, I worked it in as far as I could, then started thrusting it, forcing me open a little wider each time. I don't know what happened, but this felt WAY TOO GOOD! I can't really say I came because nothing came out, but I don't have any other word for what happened than "orgasm". I get little bursts of pleasure while I clench really hard pretty often and easily during anal, but not like this. It absolutely floored me, flooding me with waves of pleasure over and over for what felt like minutes, well past when the toy was forced out of me, as I convulsed and twitched, trying and failing to climb to my hands and knees before passing out on the floor.
>>10763860>on this site>talking about self controlyeah okay
>>10763948it is, according to the manufacturer's amazon page
>>10763887Topped Toys Hilt is gonna knot you good without animal weirdness
>>10764235Same for SquarePeg happy hour
Oops. I accidentally ordered a medium Neotori Mediator over a small one. I can handle 8" to 9" circumference just fine but not on a Hismith! The knot on this is 7.9 inches. Hoping the extra squishiness of Neotori toys will counter the big girth combined Hismith.Definitely gunna need edibles, time and molly for this one. May even be a pleasurable mistake.
>>10764268I'm getting a small soon, Is It a good Toy for a beginner?
>>10764059that was hot, what cone toy did you use?
I'm only gonna get one dildo since I live with family.Should I just go with the Blush Neo Elite like it says in the FAQ?Also, are the balls just there to be realistic?It just seems to limit the insertable length.
>>10764288Even if it isn't, nothing wrong with a challenge. Jokes aside, they're very squishy toys apparently so should be forgiving on your butt.
>>10764354>Also, are the balls just there to be realistic?I supposed some people enjoy the inclusion for aesthetic reasons but it's mostly so the whole thing doesn't accidentally slip all the way inside.
>>10764382>doesn't accidentally slip all the way inside.Is this a big issue?The base isn't wide/firm enough for that or something?
>>10764334I bought it years ago so I had to look it up. It's called the Doc Johnson anal stretcher.
>>>10763564Still wondering if anybody has a link to this video.
Can anyone recommend a lube that doesn't need constantly reapplying like powdered lube does?
>>10763826how does your hole look like with a collection like that? Also recently tried to insert 8 inch long 2 inches diameter as a beginner and I couldn't even fit the tip in. It feels weird, it's not sharp pain but rather feels bad and dull. Any tips, I don't have smaller toys and I don't want to buy more. I have plenty of lube.
>>10763826>>10764523also does your shitter still work with collection like that? I'm worried 2 inches in diameter might be unhealthy
>>10763826>Nothing but little bitch sizes, vibrators and massagers>No massive horse dildos, not apple-sized knots, no tentaclesBoring.
Bad dragon lovers, explain some shit to me. Will a suction cup still work on a flop that has a "nick" on the base? And what firmness should I look for with a large chance, soft or medium?
I'm still not sure if someone is doing a little bit of trolling or do they just happen to be an idiot.
>>10763705i've got both the tharin and the mundir, the mundir is a little narrower compared to the knot, so you feel it more when it pops in if you get what I mean. I will say this, the standard firmness is way too soft for anal play, get the firm
>>107645242 inches in diameter is honestly not a lot.
Got an lovense wand for 120$ today.Whats the best way to use it, just snuggle it up to the prostate and jump-scare it?
>>10764570then how to get it in? like I explained >>10764523I'm new to this and it's hard to get it in because of the dull pain.
>>10764576Step one, get horny.Step two, lube up properly. Dry isnt fun for anyone.Step three, literally fingerfuck yourself until you learn how to relax both your hole and your body.Step four, when loosened up, gently try again or find a sligtly smaller object to stretch with.
>>10764570>>10764576It’s a pretty decent amount anyone who doesn’t have a lot of experience. But the best way is to use plenty of lube and warm up plenty with your fingers first. Really take the time to get things comfortably stretched and relaxed. If you’re at the point where you can take 4 fingers comfortably you’ll be fine. Warming up with other smaller toys can be helpful too, but fingers are the easiest and cheapest way to quickly work your way up to 2”.
>>10764591>Step four, when loosened up, gently try again or find a sligtly smaller object to stretch with.I have only aneros which is significantly smaller
>>10764599ok thanks, and again is it stretching it permanently or does it go back to normal? I'm kind of curious but not to the point of permanent damage
>>10764601they wont hear your farts no more.
>>10764601https://twitter.com/SarusBlueDragon/status/1675595443432988675This guy can take the biggest horsecocks on the market with no problems.
>>10764601No you’ll go back to normal shortly after. At that size the only way you’ll really hurt yourself is trying to rush things by just jamming it in. Go slow, relax, use lots of lube. Although honestly getting something in a more workable size- 1.25-1.5”- is going to help you out a lot too.
>>10763742I just got my first massager in yesterdayTip wiggles and it vibrates tooDoesnt really do much until i clench down on it, but if i can stay on it it feels like i need to pee really bad but at the same time really good, couldnt cum until i started pumping my flaccid dick, which took until i got hard to cum....my fiancee had to wake me up to get me out of bed and even then my brain was mush and i was useless for a solid hour and a half afterIs that close to a p-orgasm experience or should i be scared?
>>10763708njoy pure wand is the BEST anal toy you'll ever buy. It's the hitachi of the ass. If that thing can't make you cum from your ass, then nothing will. pvywy4
anyone else get this kind of 'secretion' from your butt when you fuck it? its like yellowish cum and doesnt smell or anything. I rinse my butt thoroughly to be able to do a2m but I'm not sure if its safe to ingest. am I going too hard?anyway, just had my 1st session with this toy >>10763812 and the spiral thing felt so damn good. I neared two orgasms I think and kind of spaced out multiple times where my ass relaxed so much the toy slid in and out seamlessly. it also felt amazing to bottom it out and then let gravity make it fall out quickly
>>10764523I cannot take everything pictured. I can use everything in the bottom row, but the three Tantus toys on the left side are too large for me to even insert. I'm tight and and my ass is a bit 'shallow' so I can't take anything too deep without hitting that sigmoid bend. My wife was pegging me with the blue/purple one on Sunday and if she pounded me too hard the tip of it would give me a dull pain feeling deep inside. This one has a bendable core so I had her bend it to the left to help navigate the bend in my rectum/colon and that helped immensely. All I can say is practice more with smaller ones. The two SquarePeg toys are great for stretching and depth as they are super soft and flexible. So flexible, they are hard to get in when I'm playing solo. I listen to Ruby Rider's Pegging Paradise Podcast and she talks about using a lot of softer toys to 'train' yourself how to get around this bend. Not sure why people are calling my collection large...I think its small compared to the vast majority of people on Fetlife. I saw some girl on reddit who had a whole room filled with Bad Dragon toys of all shapes and sizes. Her room had hundreds of them. I guessing over 10K worth of toys.Don't want to buy more toys? You can never have enough toys! I just wish I had more time to play with them.
>>10763875If you're literally thinking of breaking it off anyway, why not see if she is into it
>>10764664The wife warms me up with anal beads before she pegs me. She noticed the last time. Wasn't poo and had no smell, but it discolored the lube slightly but went away. I don't know what it was.
>>10764601Stretching will go back to normal, no mater the size of what you use.
>>10764524My asshole still works looks and works like normal.. Not incontinent. I don't shit my pants. You are stretching a muscle. It goes back into shape when you are done. 2 inches is nothing and I hope to go beyond it.
>>10764534Maybe for you but not for me.
>>10764664>>10764678It's always fun to see retards discovering rectal mucus for the first time. Ever wonder why you don't need lube to pass a big and hard load of shit? Do you even biology bro?
>>10764664That’s called anal mucus, it’s how your body naturally lubes things it needs to excrete. It’s not a big deal desu but probably for the best not to ingest any. It can easily be wiped away with some toilet paper etc and it shouldn’t be dirty like fecal matter is
>>10764677>about to end a long-term relationship>not open with anybody about anal predilections>hand this information over to somebody who knows your family and social network right before giving them a reason to be very mad at youEvery day I'm more convinced that almost every problem people have is their own dumbass fault.
>>10764223Bad data or you're shit at photoshop. I have the tempo and the pure wand, don't tell me how the fuck big it is.
>>10764687Because naturally they'll believe the ex when they go "slander" you. She might as well just say you were a massive cuck, she'd be right.
>>10764652really? I got a knock off and it wasnt that great.
>>10763934same but a hot hunky flesh one, and a futa one too to tag-team me
>>10764752sounds like you should have shelled out for the real thing
>>10764812Im not shelling out 95$ for what is essentially a stainless steel door handle which has the exact same design as a 25$ stainless steel door handle I can get elsewhere
>>10764814the knockoffs will bend when inserted, which makes them worthless
>>10764815are you superman? Because Im pretty sure most human assholes cant bend steel
Used a dildo for the first time today. I've played around with plugs before, but this was the first time I did a full rinsing and insertion. It went well, I'd say I got about 3 inches in, and I could've done more since there was no pain and I have plenty of lube. I just wasn't in the right headspace to go for a while so unlocked my cage and finished normally. Strangely, I wasn't able to get hard even after uncaging until I took the dildo out, is that normal?I did feel a sort of soft burning sensation though. I checked several times and there was never any blood, but it was like a gentle roughness. Is that just from not enough lube? All in all though, I expected it to feel... just more, y'know? I just felt like I had something in my ass which, while hot, was less than I was expecting.
>>10764838>All in all though, I expected it to feel... just more, y'know?That magical bliss of anal orgasm is just a meme, a fantasy. That's the truth. You can can force your prostate into ejaculating if you press it hard enough, but that's not an orgasm. You can orgasm by contracting the pelvis muscles if you train hard enough, but that's not really an anal orgasm. You can still feel good, but it will never reach the bliss levels the internet led you to believe existed.
>>10764838Same story as you but you used to the feeling of something in your ass eventually. It’s a lot more pleasurable once you get used to it since you can focus on feeling the prostate. If you have burning you didn’t use enough lube or you forced it in too fast. Warm up with fingers and get a lube shooter if you don’t have one. It’s essential for lubing
>>10764838>>10764903Do not listen to this person they have not experienced an anal orgasm. Are you saying entire premise behind aneros toys is false then if anal orgasms aren’t real? I can personally vouch for anal orgasms being real.
>>10764838>I wasn't able to get hard even after uncaging until I took the dildo out, is that normal?Yup. The bigger the toy, the greater the effect, too.
>>10764912>Are you saying entire premise behind aneros toys is false then if anal orgasms aren’t real?Yep. You can orgasm by the same method without using an aneros. The definition of "anal orgasm" is different for each person, I'm not saying you can't cum hands free when doing something with your ass. But having a massive life changing orgasm while using your anus, and without doing any drugs? It's just fantasy.
>>10764508There's tradeoffs with every kind of lube.AFAIK oil-based lubes need the least reapplying but they rapidly degrade most condoms and, more slowly, anything made out of porous materials (any kind of soft plastic). So you're pretty much limited to silicone, glass and metal toys. Post-play it'll be impossible to meaningfully clean your ass from all the oil, which may cause some issues later.2nd place goes to silicone based lubes but these you can't use with silicone based toys as the two kinds of silicone tend to react and degrade the expensive silicone toys. Post-play cleaning is only marginally better than with oil-based lubes and I'm a bit wary of the long-term effects of using liquid silicone in your ass.In my experience both silicone and oil based lubes are a bit too viscous to safely enable vigorous insertions. Both do last longer but I still feel the need to refresh and/or at least add some water or else there seems to be too much friction for safe rapid insertions.Then there's jlube/xlube and water based lubes. I don't have experience with pouder-based lubes. I prefer water based. The latter do need reapplying every few minutes but at least you know pretty well what you're getting and they are reasonably easy to clean.
>>10764838Anal is a mental game, the results really depend on your headspace as much as your performance. Think of it like this, stroking your dick alone in your room would feel different that stroking it with someone else or while watching porn. Same deal with anal. if the idea of fucking your ass doesn't turn you on then the feeling of fucking your ass wont either.
>>10764523>how does your hole look like with a collection like that?The way it looks on the outside won't automatically reveal anus, rectum and colon health. All you'd be able to see that's obviously bad would be massive damage done by extreme tears/fissures. 90%+ of those who use their ass for sex won't ever have problems like that and the % only goes higher with very common sense precautions.An asshole may have (very) visible external hemorrhoids regardless of whether or not it's used for anal sex. In fact, most external hemorrhoids are experienced by people not doing anal sex and anal sex may help keep hemorrhoids in check for those prone to develop them.>Also recently tried to insert 8 inch long 2 inches diameter as a beginner and I couldn't even fit the tip in. It feels weird, it's not sharp pain but rather feels bad and dull.The dull pain is normal whenever you go up in size. If you ever run into sharp pain stop immediately and allow a long time until you fully recover. As a beginner, you started too wide with 2" and you set yourself up to not feel pleasure for a long time.You should've started at or just above 1" and explore at that width until you could take it in minutes with zero pain/discomfort. This can easily take a few months. Only after that you should've gone up in size.Every time you will go up in size, even by 0.25", you will feel the dull pain again until your body adjusts to the new width permanently. You must never brute force it and you must strive to NEVER run into sharp pain. Plenty of lube must always always be used.It's easy to fall in the trap of thinking bigger = better but with anal that is false. What feels best is something that you can take with zero pain/discomfort. Over time you may naturally go up in size but every time you do you should stay at the new wider/deeper sizes longer (as in years). Eventually you'll notice you want to dial size back down as you went past your optimum.
>>10764240Square peg is gay
Anons please recommend me the best long dildo with cum tube to help push my ass to deeper fuckingI'd like something that can stretch me a bit of a challengeHoping for at least 12" insertable lengthHead diameter around 2" and a max thickness of 2.6"Thanks in advance
>>10765058Where do you think we are?
>>10764601>does it go back to normal?Technically, there is some nuance in the answer.Every time you go up in size you will gain permanent changes and you will notice when they settle in because you'll no longer feel the dull pain you mentioned and you'll also be able to avoid any and all bleeding very easily.You'll just be able to relatively quickly ramp up to your max width/depth with no issues. Once thoroughly exercised, this ability will persist for a long time (months to years) even if you don't do any anal at all in the meantime. However, as long as you always took things gradually and avoided damaging yourself senselessly, you won't automatically suffer any serious side-effects even after decades of safe anal play. You may get constipated more easily (due to your colon getting a bit larger) but that's also highly dependent on your diet.Finally, if by "go back to normal" you're actually asking if your asshole will close after anal, yes, it should close just as well as before soon after. It may be a bit loose for a few hours but during this time you should have no need for tightness because you've done an enema before anal so there should be no pressure against your hole for at least 12 hours after, more than enough for function to be fully restored naturally.
>>10764564How squishy is the their standard firmness exactly?
>>10764921Its not fantasy, after owning an aneros for 3 years i was able to have the so called Super-O. I have even been able to do it without the aneros inserted because my ass muscles had been well trained. So it is real, but it takes a lot of dedication and the right mindset.
>>10763674>QotdA week. I had a cage on every waking hour, and the only outlet was via anal every two days or so. Just keep pounding my ass onto the poor rubber until the horny goes away.It was a rather stressful week, so I let go and released after another hour in the shower. I have never seen a thicker load.I should try a month while I'm at it.
>>10764715autistic much?
>>10764480I'm hoping somebody comes along with a link, cause I'm curious about it too
>>10765051>and anal sex may help keep hemorrhoids in check for those prone to develop them.what? teach me how
So has anyone put in a prostate massager and just twitched kegal muscles to rub the prostate to orgasm?Not cum in 3+ weeks, and want to put it in while "WFH" and twitch down there till I hopefully cum. Any tips, things I should watch/do as I go? I want to keep it as no hands as possible.
>>10765518It's possible. But takes a lot of stimulus. For me, I use a large plug, and grind my hips around to hit my prostate, which works greats. Also teaches you how to swing your hips on a dick I guess lol.
>>10765088I have definitely noticed I get constipated way more often now. Sucks, but I have a lowkey solution, although I don't like doing it.If I'm ever really backed up, I just take a sniff of poppers. Normally gets me loose enough to evacuate my bowels.
>>10765567It's a prostate massager so should hit the right spot and just need to tense and relax the muscles to manipulate it.Sounds like I need to watch porn at the same time?
>>10765518thats the entire point of some massagers, look up aneros (picrel). other brands like njoy have some hands-free options (see the njoy pfun plug here >>10763708). what youre looking for is a bulbous tip, at least slightly bent shape, and taper toward the base. this way, the toy will slide in and out and massage your prostate as your sphincter relaxes/flexes. all of this said, you can have hands-free orgasms without a toy, but its difficult and not where most ppl start, see Mindgasm in the OPif you want to hear about specific experiences I can say that I bought picrel and had a blast from day one. I'm blessed cause I didnt need any training and can orgasm in like 30min, although they are all dry orgasms. but they are orgasms for sure, I even cry/laugh sometimes in the afterglow due to the brain chemicals or something. basically, I recommend picrel or the njoy Pfun plug or any similar knockoffsas for instructions, the aneros website has some great guides which really emphasize relaxation and going slow. this works the best I think but I have also had some success while spamming kegels and looking at porn
>>10764815Blessed anon has trained to bend steel with their asshole. Prepared for prison - if you ever get buttraped, you can just squeeze their dick straight off.
>>10765586I have a knock-off of what you've posted so I'm hopeful I'll have the same experience as you!
>>10765586The helix is fun, but I recently bought a Eupho and prefer it a lot more. The helix (for me) is only fun while I'm expending effort to move it, so eventually I get tired, it gets less rewarding, and the session just kinda peters out. (Which is not always a bad thing, you gotta stop eventually... Right?) Alternatively the lube dries up and the helix stops being easy to move and it becomes way less fun. Something about the Eupho though makes it tease me with little to no movement, so I don't have to re-lube it nearly as often to still have fun, and in the lulls between "orgasms" when I'm resting the Eupho keeps me way more full and on edge. If I could only have one, I would totally go for the Eupho, just because it lets me autopilot to a dry-O in a way no other toy has done.Would second mindgasm though. For me personally the helix (and other similar toys) did nothing. I have plugs and dildos much bigger so they didn't even give me the satisfaction of being full. I did mindgasm with no toys, then on a lark revisited my helix, and it was a totally different experience.
Aneros users, how do you stay horny without looking at porn? Seems like porn is a distraction so I'm trying to stay off of it.
>>10765630I pretend I'm the person being railed.
>>10765586what's the best thing to watch during it? some sissyhypno or some trainer? or some kegel exercises? any recomendation for vids?
>>10765662Watch Joe Biden speeches from his racist era
>>10763674Okay I don't care if you're a faggot, but this is technically off topic, especially all the image posts of dildos and shit.This is a HENTAI board, so discussion about your own personal asshole and dildos is off-topic, and I have reported these posts.Post alternative hentai here and stay on subject.Enjoy your gay-ass day.
>sexually inexperienced, prior to meeting gf>slowly been introduced to more BDSM elements over time, mostly her thing but it's definitely grown on me>proposed trying butt stuff on me>her face lit up like it was Christmas>started sharing her toys, getting new ones here and there>guided into safe practices and taught the dos and don'ts>max allowable diameter grows, sensation is fucking addictive, loving it>still trying to reach this clear silicone hand-shaped toy that made it into the collection, progress feels like it's taking forever>the other night, she's going to town on my ass, pic related>she growls that she's getting that hand in there if it's the last thing she does>so turned on, I don't even think about telling her to do it>hottest ache I've ever experienced follows, bite down on the pillow so I don't make a noise that makes her think she should stop>sudden feeling of peace, deep in my soul>ass relaxes, and the ache turns into pure bliss as the toy slips into place and settles>i feel so full that I can barely contain my excitement>start to sit up>gf urges me not to move, starts stroking my cock while she chuckles>look back and realize that she's got her fist up to her wrist in my ass>vaguely realize that I should be worried >she rotates her hand just a little>feel like I cum for three minutes straight>accidentally hurt her wrist while bucking and flexing>basically floating around for the past few days, hips feel weak and weird, but no blood has followed>pretty sure this has been the payoff for gf's long-term plan to mold me into a toy for her personal amusement, but I don't even care anymore>feelsgoodman.jpg
>>10764904>>10765035I'll give it another go sometime. I have to get my money's worth after all. But I dunno. I've spent so long fapping to anal and chastity but now that I've bought the kit and engaged in it I feel kinda disappointed.
What's a good size for a plug? Something you can take easily or something that requires some effort?
>>10764398better safe than sorry.Also for me its nice to have something hit my taint or other areas around my ass so having balls there feels good
>>10764268>The knot on this is 7.9 inchesIt's closer to 7.3-7.4
Gay virgin here, I need a toy to train my ass for the day I have sex but I can't find a website that actually ships to my 3rd world country on latinamerica, should I just have some balls and buy a toy in a local sex shop? I am autistic and that will probably be the most embarrassing experience in my life but I will still do it if there is no other option, bf and I are planning our meeting before the end of the year and I will definitely give him my virginity that night.
>>10763674A little bit ago I was expecting to get a new toy that I was pretty hyped for. In the days leading up to it arriving, I went for 9 days 0 orgasms. When I was prepping myself I was laying stomach down on my bed and using a silicone lube-shooter (think round-tipped insertable syringe)The second it slid inside, the prep tool, not the toy, It touched something inside me that drew out the longest, loudest, completely involuntary moan I've ever made and I had a sensation of pissing that was so strong I jumped up and startled myself, thinking I'd just involuntarily lost control of my bladder and pissed the bed. There was a small puddle on my towel but it was 100% precum. I did end up using the toy and disappointingly couldn't get that magic spot back. Came SECONDS after I turned on the vibrations.
>>10765697something you can sit comfortable with inside you
>>10765690Where'd you find a chick like that?
I need a dildo recommendation. I'm not new to this, and can almost fit 3 fingers in my ass. Anything like that or just a bit thicker?
>>10765702If in Brazil, search for "red panda toys", otherwise just buy some ok looking dildo online and put a condom over it when using, or just use your fingers to train your ass
>>10763708How's the pfun plug while walking around/sitting?When I just got into anal I got a cheapo steel plug with a circular base from my local sex shop, and found out that circular bases really start to hurt after a while. However the sensation of doing daily tasks with a piece of metal wiggling around inside of you is really something else. I now have a squarepeg plug which I can basically wear all day but it doesn't have the heft of a metal one, so I've been looking at getting the pfun for a while now.
>>10765739Facebook friend suggestions, weirdly enough. We went to the same high school together, but didn't really hang out. My luck swings wildly between excellent and terrible, with very little in-between. My last relationship was a marriage that featured exactly one sexual encounter in four years.
>>10763674>qotdnofap doesnt really work for me. even a mere 3 days abstain makes me cum near instantly, not even a minute after i put it in. but doing a session after a normal fap isnt pleasant at all, so the sweet spot for me is around 30 hours, which gives a longevity of play so i can get into this mood of intensity.
>>10763674I have a problem. I keep going pedal to the metal and not actually loosening up before i use the toy i am currently trying to hilt, so I keep hurting myself. however, I'm too horny to think logically and loosen up. should I plan more ahead to ensure ease and safety of play, or should I just downsize?
>>10763674Always NoFap 5 days minimum before a booty sesh. Makes HFOs so much more easy and guaranteed.
>>10765630I like reading smut on AO3. Can get dangerous there though cause there's even more autistic attention to obscure fetishes than in regular porn.>t. tentacle monster on femboy appreciator >>10765899Get some graduated plugs for passive stretching and treat it like exercise, not horny time.
>>10765702fingers are free.
>>10765912I have hands, thanks for reminding me that fingers exist.
>>10765702okay, here's how you buy embarrassing stuff. Just remember that the guy behind the counter works in a store where he actually has to SELL you the embarrassing stuff
>>10765568>just take a sniff of poppersDefinitely bad. You can control constipation even with an enlarged colon from doing sustained anal with large toys.First you need to be very aware that constipation settles in most easily after a deep enema + intense anal. 1st shit after anal may go smoothly because there's still some lube residue in there but from 2nd onward you risk constipation because you just nuked all the colon mucus and all the fucking dulled out the natural spasms that move stuff along. Thus, you need to plan ahead and eat healthy food immediately after anal (soups, fiber, cooked food (based on boiled veggies) and fruits; avoid fried food, fast food & grilled meats). If for some reason you can't eat very healthy, then talk to a pharmacist and buy whatever they recommend that's designed to restore function/mucus in the colon (not laxatives).Second, if you fuckup and you do get constipated, you can give yourself a small enema just to evacuate the very last portion of feces that will be most hard, slowest to move along and primarily responsible for clogging the pipes. Then you continue eating healthy food and you should return to normal shits very soon.
Turns out if I let two of my favorite toys lie in contact with one another, one of them melted some :(.Amazing that I have manage to not do that for two years, and it only took a week for it to happen due to some lazy storing.Any chemists know what is happening here? Genuinely interested, no need for "ass cancer anything but silicone".
gape keeper or king cock elite? cant get both rn
>>10763674Calling all normies:How does it feel to fuck someone while wearing a plug? Just a normal plug on the larger size with a decent weight. I'm talking about normal sex, just fucking a woman, is it worth it?Pic unrelated.
>>10764818>jet sphincters can't bend steel wandsthat's what they want you to think
>>10765567>Also teaches you how to swing your hips on a dick I guess lol.This, and I wish I had the opportunity to exercise it
>>10766138even silicone will do that iirc
>>10766208how not dead in pic
>>10766275ive seen bigger in real porn. u can technically go up to the size of a softball depending on your hip geometry
I bought a prostate massager recently, specifically the one lovense sells. It's a similar width to my buttplug and dildo but the end is very rounded. Buttplug and dildo go in fine. Can't even get started on the prostate massager.any tips?
Just bought a 10 liter plastic box that I will totally store all my masculine tools and not use to soak my dildos in soap water. :^)>>10763674>What's the longest you've edged or gone no-fap between sessions? 5-7 days. I don't really think about masturbating that much anymore but I also don't feel like waiting beyond 3 days makes any difference. Anal is pretty good no matter what as long as I get in the right position with my fmachine.
>>10764652I got the real thing and it does make me feel as much prostate pleasure as a large dildo.I'm sure I will get there with training but you're making it sound like it will be great out of the box.
Psst, Anon. I got you a present. The translation is a little stilted at times and this document is only so long because the guy repeats himself constantly, but everything is comprehensible now. https://mega.nz/file/RbJTxYoJ#c78phD5J1YCZCZd-3E3xdHvVtuIQ64h18ezT0awSeRA
>>10764678Who's the artist for the pic?
1.75" plugs used to take 5-10 minutes for me to insert and take out and was a little bit painful, but now i can plug and unplug whenever I want :3it feels to see the progress i made, and knowing that i can plug on a whim now instead of having spend a lot of time prepping for it
I saw something about 9S femboy unbroken pmv, anybody has a link for that?
>>10765662anything with rhythm. I like HMVs, and there are plenty of sites and torrents for it, check the thread on /h/. if the beat is too quick, pulse your toy every other beat instead. compilations are also good, so you only get the highlights for max horniness>>10765687ok>>10765690>>10765703hot af>>10765702at the risk of sounding retarded I'm gonna suggest a cucumber/banana and coconut oil as lube. its a good starting point and from there you can find a toy you like or just continue using veggies lol>>10765816DONT get the pfun plug for walking around with, it will slip past the tapered neck and stop at the bulbous tip but youre still gonna shit yourself thinking the toy is gonna fall out at any time. the njoy pure plug is great though, I have a large and even tried their plug 2.0 but it was too large for me.>>10766147I prefer depth over width, so king cock elite
>>10766231No, I literally just leave all my silicone toys in a bucket together, and they're fine, it's the others I gotta worry about.
>>10765568>Having such a stretched out hole that you need to take sex drugs in order to let out the giant shits you can build up.Well, that's a very specific fetish I really didn't need.
>>10766400seconded
>>10766401can you sit with the njoy pure plug? The handle looks like it sticks out so much, but a lot of review sites say that you can sit on it with no problem and i have trouble believing them lol
>neo elite 11" for €33>neo elite 10" for €57>ships from germanychances the former will be the non elite version despite what the description and pictures say?
Anyone have this problem? Whenever I sit long enough with my plug the lube dries and when I pull it out it feels like I'm ripping my butt off
>>10766449yeah>>10766406haven't tried the sex drugs, but maybe that's what I have
>>10766449Yeah when I had it in for a long time, i just take some lube and re-apply it on the area before taking it out
>>10766458how do you re-apply it when it's fully in? Also regarding insertion questions, is dull pain normal? I know sharp is bad but dull pain when you insert? Is it normal?
>>10766463I use a small syringe lol, then also apply on finger and massage the area around plug
>>10765687It's also against the rules to announce that you're reporting a post...Fucking retard
>>10765690Very hot, ask her to tie you down tighter and to add a blindfoldIt'll double the intensity of your sensations and really have you cumming your brains out
>>10765749Get a horse dildo
>>10766138Survival of the fittest dildos
>>10766147Gape keeper but order it a bit bigger then you think you can take
>>10766463Get a toy with a cum tube
Is there any way to fix my hole? I made some mistakes in the past and now my hole is messed up.
>>10765749>picgiwtwm
>>10766431oh you can definitely sit on it, but I find it doesnt hit your prostate as well compared to while lying on your side. the plug still has to fight gravity so it slips out but not enough to get past the hump closest to the base. if you roll a towel or something and place it between your butt cheeks it will remain on your prostate but you cant do that everywhere obviously...>>10766449>>10766463inject excess lube into your ass before inserting the toy. alternatively with the toy inside, apply lube around it and pull/push it slightly to work the lube in and then pull it out. you may have to repeat the application and pulling/pushing.>>10766463dull pain can happen but it means you are going too hard. chill bro>>10766534what?
>>10766208It feels really good honestly, one of my best orgasms was when I was my fucking my ex after she pegged me and then plugged me and pulled me in tight with my collar and I exploded inside her like a bomb
>>10766505Any recommendations?
>>10766360>>10766360>>10766360>>10766360Holy based. Thanks anon, I've been waiting for this. So, how is your progress with your nipples?
If I'm warming up with a butt plug, should it be about the same size as my dildo? Or a bit bigger?
>>10766360I suppose it's a lot more comprehensible than the machine translation that's been posted before, but there's several translation errors already in the first couple pages.>I don't feel like I'm going to be able to do climax no matter how long it took.At least this proves it's not a machine translation. DeepL would never make such basic grammar mistakes.>It was only natural that I would repeatedly wonder, "Is it not possible for only a select few people to experience nipple orgasm?"How can someone charge money for translations and write that. I can't tell if they're incompetent at English, Japanese or both.>Unlike others, I was at a great disadvantage in that I had no possibility of nipple orgasm.What the author actually says is that they, unlike others, started with a huge disadvantage that made it impossible to achieve nipple orgasms.>Men's nipples were not meant to be sensitive.A complete fabrication by the translator. It's the author explaining his aforementioned disadvantage; that he had no nipple sensitivity.Despite all that, it's probably still a considerable improvement over the previous machine translation, merely due to translating the various nipple masturbation lingo.I should really write a better translation myself, but between other projects and hand pain, I'm not making any promises. Sorry for shitting on your commission.
>snugplug>egg plugany other comfy plugs for long term wear?
I've had a hemorrhoid for the past week or so and haven't done any anal stuff since I noticed. I've looked around online and don't seem to find anything settled about whether I can put silicone penises up my butt while I have a hemorrhoid or not. Anyone else have experience with that? It's just a kind of a lump inside of my anus that I can feel come out when I shit.
Any guides or tips for cumming in chastity through anal? Already have a small vibrator to apply to the cage's exterior as well.
For those who have ordered a Hismith how discrete is the packaging? I live in an apartment complex with a common package room.
New IP, same dude you're replying to here.>>10766598I just started with the sporban a few days ago. They definitely work, but I think I need something stronger than clothespins. I'm on to linking now.>>10766711>I can't tell if they're incompetent at English, Japanese or both.Probably both. I didn't have much indication until it was time to pay, but I think the translator is Korean. I knew at a good 30% less than anyone else there'd be some deficiencies, but I hadn't noticed too much in their porn translations (with a lot less text but also images for context) and fuck paying any more than I did.>Sorry for shitting on your commission.If you were reaaaaaally sorry you'd commit to doing better. I figure having to proofread rather than actually translate everything would make it a bit easier, no? If not, this is at least usable.
>>10766723>I want to cum from anal!>While also having strong stimulation on my dick!Bruv... Anyway, touch everything but your junk, get into a horny mindset, and try not to search for the orgasm.
>>10766360Incredibly based
>>10766741your greentexting is implying some sort of contradiction, the extra friction and difficulty is precisely what makes these sissy/prostate orgasms so powerful
I've uh, bought one of those inflatable buttplugs. It's apparently made out of "silicone, latex, and PVC rubber." I've been using a shitty emulsion of silicone and oil-based lubricant.I've looked at it, and its forming this very small... cracks? Not sure how to describe them. Not sure if they'll eventually break on me. Not sure if it's the lubricant or the fact it's simply a balloon expanding and these are normal. (Can provide pics upon request)at least im developing a little coinslot :3
>>10766776Extra difficulty? No, dick stimulation definitely makes things easier. There's no denying the intensity, but you can't pretend you're cumming from anal when the cage is just dressing your dick up to play with it in a special way. Not that there's anything wrong with that either, but c'mon.
>>10766796you're conflating contact with stimulation
>>10766800No, I know what words mean. I don't see how anyone could disagree with me unless they're so intent on cumming from their ass that they're ignoring reality.
>>10764508Coconut oil, genuinely. At least most variants/brands.>>10766534Can you elaborate?>>10766723>>10766741This is generic non-advice that can apply to nearly any anal coom situation. Read this instead, some of its sections will help you out.https://bedbible.com/how-to-cum-in-chastity/
>>10766737Reading through the first few pages, comparing it line by line with the original, I got a really bad impression of it. Skimming through the whole thing, just accepting the poor English and focusing on the actual content conveyed in the guide, it seems sort of fine. There's definitely mistakes, example from page 45:>If you make it your to get a dry orgasm, it will be easier to get one.Just missing the word goal.Page 56:>(..)If you can try the dry orgasm ticney in phase 2(..)"ticney" obviously being a meaningless term in English. Translated from チクニー, combination of 乳首(チクビ)and オナニー, nipple and masturbation.Of the mistakes I've spotted so far, I'm not sure any of them would actually negatively affect the results of anyone trying to follow the guide, they just make it worse to read.I'd forgotten about the audio files mentioned on page 80. Uploaded a copy of the DLsite version of the guide, audio files included, in case you don't have them: https://mega.nz/file/yEYgkSKQ#wiDUiY--D0KYAzjsaHbak0Wwc5L55KoCZ9DTEfmuceMIt also looks like the translation is based on the sadpanda version, rather than the original PDF, which is a bit of a shame.>If you were reaaaaaally sorry you'd commit to doing better. I'm not charging anyone money, so I don't feel obligated to commit to anything. I'm not even sure what would be reasonable to do. An actual good translation would require starting over from scratch, and probably changing the format of the text to better suit English, which would be a lot of effort. Simply fixing errors in the current translation would be a lot less work, but it would probably still read like it was written by a Korean, unless I basically rewrote everything.
>>10766808>not an argument>just trust me broi accept the concession
>>10766794Oil-based lube will quickly destroy latex. Whoops.
>>10766814>It also looks like the translation is based on the sadpanda version, rather than the original PDF, which is a bit of a shame.I used what I was able to track down. What are the differences?>I don't feel obligated to commit to anything.Too mentally stable for that to work? Damn.
>>10766824shit.how can I tell if the balloon is made out of latex?
I'm seething.Legitimately seething, I can't take this shit anymore.I have been trying for so fucking long now to have a single prostate orgasm. One (1). And I can't fucking do it. I've tried everything, external via the perineum, near the pubic bone, internal with my fingers and with an aneros, I've been listening to the binaural beats meme stuff, fucking hell WHY WON'T ANYTHING FUCKING WORK??? I'm losing my damn mind here chasing this fucking seemingly elusive thing that everyone can get besides me. I don't know what the fuck else I can do. It just won't happen. I've read copious amounts of 'advice' and nothing fucking works.I've done so many kegals and I still feel like I've gotten absolutely nowhere.What the fuck option do I have left besides chalking this all up as being a waste of time and moving on? Piece of fucking shit prostate will not reciprocate with me, it just won't activate. I used to get p-waves, I can't even get those now.Fuck, I genuinely am furious, I can feel my blood pressure rising just typing this up from the sheer frustration.
>>10766855Have you tried like an unflared horsecock with a good medial ring strapped to a sex machine? You sound like you're too focused while playing and need to be able to sit back and let someone or something else do the work. Could just be your prostate though, who knows.
>>10766857I've not used any sort of dildo at all, I'm hesitant to invest any more money into this when I can't even get a simple fucking sample taster for what it feels like with what I've already got.
>>10766834>I used what I was able to track down.That's a shame, I would have shared it sooner if I knew.>What are the differences?That it's text and not all images, so you can select/copy it, and it doesn't get pixelated with zooming one. The original PDF is part of the zip file I linked.>Too mentally stable for that to work? Damn.More like too dysfunctional to have any kind of consistent output. Don't like making promises I'm not sure I can keep. At least the commissioned translation is now a known quantity, so I could try translating some amount of pages and see how it compares. And how much time and effort it would actually take me.
>>10766862Why do you want the prostate orgasm? They're illusive for a reason, and dildos in your butt can be an enjoyable experience even without the handsfree orgasm. Do you have any penis oriented fetishes like furry, futa or generic gay human stuff, or is your interest primarily in just prostate stimulation. Prostate orgasm is more mental, and if you're trying to get one you probably won't get it. Contrary to what you implied, most people haven't reached a prostate orgasm.
>>10766867>Why do you want the prostate orgasm?Because I want to experience greater pleasure than just the regular penis orgasm. That's basically all.I'm not really submissive either but I try to put myself into that mindset because, well, I imagine it helps.Also, truth be told, hentai has obliterated my mind and made me envious of the girls who are drawn getting drunk on pleasure to the point that they can't think straight and so I want to experience that same sort of pleasure.>Do you have any penis oriented fetishes like furry, futa or generic gay human stuff, or is your interest primarily in just prostate stimulation.I can get off to penises as long as they're attached to a 2d woman (or something that looks close enough to a female anyway) no problem and it can be animal dicks attached to them too.>Prostate orgasm is more mental, and if you're trying to get one you probably won't get it.That's the issue, I read all the time people saying 'bro just don't go into the session expecting anything' and it annoys me to no end because what the fuck do they think people are heading into these sessions for if not to orgasm? Because it's annoyingly tedious getting the set up right and then getting into the right frame of mind and then building up the orgasm itself. I've had build ups happen but then they just disappear, and either I can get them to come back after a while (but then they disappear just like the first) or I can't.
>>10766407thirded
>>10766884>what the fuck do they think people are heading into these sessions for if not to orgasm?For pleasure. You know, a prostate orgasm isn’t the only pleasurable thing about playing with your ass. Learn to enjoy the journey there. A large part of the fun is the pleasure and anticipation from the build up. I was like you at first and I found using an aneros ineffective. Using a dildo really helped stimulate my prostate since I could apply more pressure. A dildo also was a lot more pleasurable since there were other sensations that I could focus on rather than a small piece of plastic rubbing on my prostate. >I'm hesitant to invest any more money into thisYou can get cheap, decent silicone dildos for like $30. The dual density neo elite is about that price iirc.
>>10766138Damn.. I should take better care of my toys. I got some pretty expensive dildos too.I'm so drained after a session that I just leave them on the bathroom floor and clean them before the next session which is usually 3-4 days later.
>>10766941That only happens if your dildos aren’t made of quality silicone. I’ve always stored mine together in a bag and nothing has ever happened.
>>10766865>Don't like making promises I'm not sure I can keepAn anon after my own heart.
Just bought my first dildo.Anything else I'm missing I should get?I already got lube and a lube shooter.
About to get a toy for the first time in some years without anal. Any recommendations to start out with?. Also, is it still the general consensus that Xlube is best lube?
>>10766984if you get a burning sensation, it might be either from not enough lube, ramping up too quickly, size too big, but also might be due to glycerin or other ingredients irritating your insides. I had that with many water-based lubes, xlube was a gamechanger, but it can be a bit more involved due to the mixing
>>10766589Thank you, I'll try it for sure then, going to break up with my current fwb anyway so. Never did anything crazy with her before, just vanilla ( except not using protection ), so we'll see how it goes.Any additional stories appreciated too.
>>10766360I have never taken nipple pleasure seriously but I tried it while masturbating and it brought me over the edge. the orgasm intensity was decent and I came a bit. I think my body is more sensitive than others>>10766605it all depends on how ready you want to be to take the dildo. go larger if you want it to go effortlessly and go smaller if you want it to stretch u more>>10766716just avoid anal until it disappears bruh>>10766884honestly, your frustration is warranted. try to approach each session like meditation/yoga with masturbation+orgasm in the end. this way, its never wasted time because you have eased your mind and gotten off. get a routine (ie poses to target the prostate as well as traditional yoga/meditative poses) and after some time just get off normally, increasing the emphasis on pleasures other than penile each session. have you tried nipple stimulation?>>10766888fourthed>>10767000what kind of toy do you want and for what purpose? do you want to go wide/deep or target the prostate/anus? do you want a plug or dildo? do you have a favorite material? for lube, I always swear by coconut oil (virgin and cold-pressed) but keep in mind its incompatible with some materials (google)
>>10767066>>10766884how strong are your PC muscles anyway? like how long can you flex your sphincter as hard as possible? for reference, I just flexed them quite hard for 2min and could easily continue, and I can chain multiple dry prostate orgasms. I dont know if thats impressive but I have never done kegels but I do heavy squats
Anyone crossdress while playing. If so do you have any brand recomendations/ stories
>>10763688Source?
>>10767197God. This is fucking perfect.The reaction, feet, fishnets, and the small squirt
Is it really necessary to squat in order to straighten out your rectum, or is it just the angle of your legs relative to your spine?Could the same effect be achieved by sitting and leaning forward, as well as by laying on your back and lifting your legs to your chest? Or does it not have anything to do with the legs?
>>10767066I guess I just want a silicone dildo. Im looking for something that I can start out with but that is girthy enough that it is a bit of a challenge so I dont get bored with it. If I can hit the prostate with it then it would be even better.
Ended up getting a Lovense Ridge to let someone fuck up my insides while I'm out in public https://c.lovense-api.com/t2/qoj6x7u9
>>10767258wtwm, fuck
how do you deal with gut pangs few hours after enema
the prostate stack.... is it real? I'm going to stop cumming until late November, I want my prostate to be a self destruct button by then, what do i do?
>>10763742>at doctor's getting a checkup>cute nurses assistant asks me to drop pants>do weird thing where I'm laying on the exam table with my ass hanging off it>she asks me now to drop my underwear from across the room while she lubes up a glove>far off so I didn't hear her ask that>she walks across the room, I'm facing the wall so I'm not aware>suddenly just very close to me, she says "Oh, would you like me to do it for you?">she lowers my underwear with her free hand>instantly rock hard>"I'm going to put it in now alright?">she penetrates me with a finger in the nicest way I've had my ass toyed with>she finishes up quickly and the exam continues as normal from there>make sure to hide raging hard on under beltI do feel like a bit of a perv since it's all supposed to be professional and routine but her putting her hands on my hips and lowering my underwear removed a lot of my shame
>>10767273LMAO now if you want
>>10767279>the prostate stack.... is it real?You mean the cum stack? YMMV, but it largely seems to work. >what do i do?Don't nofap for that long to start. 7-10 days will max out your arousal and your prostate isn't a balloon that just keeps filling up the longer you leave it. Drink lots of water, consider taking lecithin, and do your usual anal routine. Month long nofaps are a meme.
>>10767298which lecithin, onions or sunflower? And I need to put off jacking off as I need to minimise the prolactin my body produces and up my aggression etc etc.
>>10767306>which lecithin, onions or sunflower? Both should work, but some people prefer sunflower to avoid potential plant estrogens. If the cost is about the same, I don't see any reason not to go for sunflower. >I need to put off jacking off as I need to minimise the prolactin my body produces and up my aggression etc etc.Uh-huh. Have you been on /fit/ or something? I don't know about prolactin, but testosterone peaks at about ten days, then actually drops off along with those other feelings, in my experience. You might want to look up some studies on the relationship if you haven't, because you'd usually expect hormone levels to adapt well before you reach aonth without fapping.
>>10763674I've been doing the occasional anal masturbation every couple weeks for years now. But today I passed out while doing it. It was scary.The only difference from the regular was that I ran out of commercial lube so I picked up some coconut oil on the way home. But I don't think that would be it.Anyone experienced similar?
>>10766723Closest ive gotten is jerking myself off and taking myself over the edge with a dildo, that was like a normal orgasmBut then i bought my prostate massager, laid in bed writing in neediness and pleasure for about an hour before jerking myself off and i passed out after i was done cumming for about half an hour, body and brain were mush for the rest of that night, dont know how to go over the edge without touching though
>>10767240Why does squatting allow the rectum to open up more? The femur is not attached to the puborectalis muscle, and the only difference between the sitting posture and the squatting posture is the angle of the legs to the pelvis. The origin of the puborectalis is the back side of the pubic bone, and that bone doesn't move when the femur moves.
>>10767240its just the angle of your legs>>10767306I assume youre looking for zinc since youre considering sunflower seeds. that zinc is not bioavailable so basically useless, you can get plenty of zinc in red meat for example>>10767329did you pass out from pleasure?
>>10767329Get your heart checked by a cardiologist and tell them what happened. I'm super serial.
>>10767410How? How does the angle of the legs affect the puborectalis muscle?
>>10767375This is useful, what prostate massager do you use? Or any others you recommend? I only have regular dildos and butt plugs and I may need something more effective
I used to have a dual density dildo that I really liked that was sort of transparent with a pink core. Also had balls and a suction cup. Can't seem to find it online anywhere. Anyone know which one it might be?
>>10766735Mine is showing up tomorrow. I'll report back.
>>10767456>Can't seem to find it online anywhereDid you eve try to google it? Just search for dual density dildo transparent pink core
>>10767329I doubt this has anything to do with the oil. I'd visit a doctor, if you want to avoid the truth you could say that you passed out while excercising.
>>10767464I've been looking on google for like 3 days, I'm not that retarded. Found some similar ones but not the one I had.
>>10763744Same.>when getting pegged, didn't feel the shame because girl to cuddle afterwards>when taking real dick, didn't feel shame from the act but when he asked to cuddle I couldn't do itFellas, am I not gay?
>>10767504>bisexuality still hasn't been invented in current yearyou're so out of touch you might as well be incel
>>10767508Can't be bisexual anymore because it triggers the nb'sDidn't you get the memo
>>10767504You might simply not be attracted to men, even though you like dick (real or fake).
>>10767517dont care
>>10767279its real and it worksthe zinc is especially noticable but play it safe and only take 25mg a day
>>10766723Don't vibe your cage cheater
>>10766735Totally discreet
>>10766855Let someone tie you down and pound that ass into oblivionYou'll cum buckets from anal domination
>>10767329Let a Dom tie you down and tell them to keep fucking you even if you pass outWaking up to being pounded is one of the best feelings in the world
>>10767567Why only 25mg? I just bought the fiddies
>>1076759250mg is the daily amount of zinc but you get plenty from meat. Personally I just bite my 50s in half because taking 50 entirely hurts my stomach. Also always take the stuff after a meal on an empty stomachHeres my stack btw:pygeum 250mgsunflower lechitin 1200mgzinc gluconate 25mgL argenine 1000mgsuper noticable personally
>>10767456Pink glow in the dark neo elite with balls?
>>10767603Instructions unclear>always take the stuff after a meal on an empty stomach
>>10767610not on an empty stomach*
>>10767606Similar but it didn't bend at an angle like that one, just straight
>>10766855>checkedDon't listen to the blown-out bottoms, just try mindgasm for a while and chill. Your expectations are fucking you up right now so you should focus on the mental game and try to release some of the pressure you've put yourself under. Its okay to take like ten years to figure it out, ask me how I know why.
>>10763740i have one too. i have had a couple hands-free orgasms from it, and plenty of "hands-lite" orgasms (things like only touching pubic mound, or putting a small vibrator on the head of my dick, or gently and extremely slowly teasing my dick with my fingers.) i'm by no means able to do it easily, but i've gotten this far by starting with strong penile stimulation to mentally connect my ass and my dick pleasure-wise, then gradually reducing penile stimulation. desu, it's fun to achieve hands-free, but "hands-lite" feels way, WAY better.>>10763708it's not like i have a huge collection, but the only toy i consistently enjoy is the pure wand. i also have their fun wand and tempo, both of which seem to be for people who just want to do a little butt play along with normal "vanilla" sex or masturbation. personally, if i had a partner who didn't like taking it up the ass, i'd use the tempo to get them to warm up to the idea. it's like, the size of a pinky finger. any experienced toy user would almost certainly accidentally lose it up there if they put it in, it's way too small if your butthole's hungry. the fun wand is in a twilight zone of uselessness where it doesn't have as much of the pleasant curve that lets you hit really nice spots, nor do any of its ends get big enough to actually make the contrast in diameter exciting.i also have some other stuff like glass butt plugs (which are nice, but not really enough to get me off, more like they're useful for keeping me stretched while i get up to take a piss or whatever during a multi-hour session), one of those silicone prostate massagers (which is dogshit, anyone who can cum from one of these must be a premature ejaculator), and a couple silicone dildos (also kind of dogshit but they were cheapo so maybe that's just my fault for buying cheap stuff.) hopefully this gives some context on what my experience level with toys is, so that you don't over- or undervalue my opinion.
>>10767504a lot of people are bisexual but heteroromantic, it's not uncommon. i'm the same way. who knows why. probably some combination of breeding instincts, (failed) heterosexual conditioning from family and culture, and generally finding women easier to feel emotionally safe with. also, girls usually have more huggable bodies (sorry bros but it's true, even chubby guys don't have the right elasticity when you squish them)but that's just me, you might have other reasons. it's just how you are, either right now, or in general. in some ways it'd be more convenient to be comfortable with more touchy-feely, cuddly stuff with a bigger pool of people, but hey, at least your sex partner pool is still big!if "bisexual but heteroromantic" doesn't feel like it describes you well, then maybe look up the kinsey scale and see if you relate to descriptions of kinsey scale 1 or 2.or just don't sweat it. having a name for how you feel can sometimes help, but it's also inherently reductive, so if nothing i've said helps you calm some doubts in your head, it's nbd.>>10767517difference between bi and pan is that bi means the way in which you feel attracted depends on sex/gender-e.g., you might be picky about masc people but have low standards for fem people, or maybe you're not picky about either, but you always want to be the top with fems and the bottom with mascs, stuff like that–while pan means sex/gender don't matter, you feel attracted in the same way to people regardless of what they look like, which is hard for me to explain, because i only know one pan person IRL and the way it seems to work in her case is that she always seems to go for hot messes no matter their gender.enbies who touch grass don't get offended by the word bisexual, they know the historical origin of the word came from people saying they had two sex lives, their straight one and their queer one. i say just avoid talking to anyone who's too online and doesn't get any sun, like, in general.
>>10767603kind of just "yes, and"-ing you here. they usually put so much in the pills at once because our bodies can't absorb it all, often because they use shitty cheap forms of the supplement that aren't highly bioavailable (though sometimes because our bodies literally can't absorb it fast enough in any form.) like, the average magnesium supplement, for example, borders on an overdose if you combine it with average daily meal intake, but people don't die from taking magnesium supplements because only a fraction is available. i know less about zinc supplements' bioavailability but know for sure that no matter the pill, you always get <100% of what's in it. regardless, your stomach telling you a full pill hurts is a good enough sign that you shouldn't take a full one, so you keep doing what works for you. i'm just noting this for this guy's >>10767592 sake (or anyone else reading and wondering about supplements in general.) hope you don't mind
>>10766855i was you a few years ago. thought this was all an elaborate running joke. what changed it for me was ignoring the advice to start with fingers or a small toy, and just going right for a proper anal toy. the other anons here mentioned it, the njoy pure wand. i didn't do kegels, i didn't watch or listen to any hypnosis stuff. i did of course take psyllium and do full enemas, and i did have to spend more time in earlier sessions stretching with fingers (gloved, ofc) before inserting the toy, but once i got it in for the first time it only took me a few minutes to find a spot that felt just a little nicer. could never do that with my fingers. it's too deep in there. the whole "it's only 2 inches in" thing doesn't apply to everyone.once i found that spot, i just experimented with what it felt like to stimulate it in different ways. it was always enjoyable, but i couldn't make myself even get close to cumming with just that alone. but i did learn that if i rubbed it and jacked off at the same time, it felt so fucking amazing and i came way harder. i also am the type to be able to cum multiple times in an hour or shorter, so this meant i got to have at least a couple toe-curling orgasms (plus a bunch of smaller ones) if i set aside a whole afternoon/evening for a session. i got really hooked and did it almost every weekend for a while, and as soon as it started to lose its novelty, that's when i tried things like teasing myself by teasing my dick instead of jerking off, using a vibe, etc. over time i've gotten to the point that i only need to lightly brush or poke my dick every few minutes like i'm trying to keep it from starting its screensaver, and i can still have great orgasms. (ofc, jacking off for the finisher after several waves of small orgasms still feels the best. going totally hands-free is the platonic ideal of being a buttslut, sure, but i doubt it feels as good.)just try getting off without worrying about the end goal as much. also buy a wand.
>>10767001I bought lube to go with my new dildo (9 inches) and I had a burning sensation with the lube. Looks like I have to get xlube if I wanna fuck myself with my new toy.I read on here that xlube doesn't have a taste either, which is perfect
Does the size of a lube shooter matter?
>>10767298Why drink lots of water specifically? how much is a lot
>>10767914enough that your pee is clear
>>10763826Your dongs will be fine for the hismith. I wouldn't recommend the dongs that come with the machine because they suck. Get a vac u lock adapter and a suction cup and id even recommend the other suction cup one with the bands to hold the base in place if you have any auction cups that don't stick really well.Just imho
>>10767639Just because your lazy ass took ten years doesn't mean they have to Fucking dogshit advice>>10766855Don't listen to the retard
>>10767945True, the one that comes with the machine is stupid firm and awful
>>10767939Pee being clear is hokum, does not accurately represent hydration
Are easily ridden dual density toys worth it? My current one is too soft to stay upright, don't know if I'm missing anything with not having something firmer.
>>10767914if you ever feel thirsty throughout the day, then your not drinking enough water. Ideally 8oz an hour if your not active
What feels better, getting analled while being choked until you pass out or coming back to consciousness while being analled
I've gotten into anal with an edge 2 recently and it's pretty good, but after using it my poop comes out very soft and with lots of gas. I'm going #2 way more often than usual despite my diet staying the same. I usually roll a condom over the business end and use a lot of lube, if that helps
>>10768062I had that happen, please go see a doctorWhen it happened to me it was early signs of colon cancer
How much THC should I do before I let a fuck machine resize my ass?
>>10768066Isn't that big for people over forty? I feel fine otherwise.
>>10768082You can get it at any age, but the generality is 30 and up is when you need to watch out
I just failed to fuck myself with my new dildo, I got it to go in almost to its widest point but I was afraid of hurting myself and ran out of time TTwTT next time I guess.
>>10768114I'm 24 four now and this started immediately after I first took out the edge, but might as well get screened early ig
>>10767880I bought a tiny silicone enema nozzle and plumbed it to a 500ml syringe. Works like a dream and very comfy.>>10768057>lazyI've basically had to do all the work to become a tantric monk at this point. Its had some pretty sick benefits: can fuck for hours and command women & small animals with my chi. Also the slow road prevents one from becoming a pornsick pillowbiting failed man like:>>10767977Many such cases, sad.
>>10766840Because that is what balloon's are made of, other materials does not have that flexibility. You fucked up get a new toy. Or enjoy the thrill of the toy blowing up your ass at any time, probably not recommended. PSA: latex and oil will destroy the latex. You should know this if you ever used a condom.
>>10767329You have nerves in your asshole that can dump your blood pressure. You probably have low blood pressure to begin with, it was in all likelihood a vasovagal. https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/vasovagal-syncope/symptoms-causes/syc-20350527You're fine
>>10768081at least 5
>>10763674I'm looking for a comic I saw forever ago that was a knight that got turned into a cat boy and gets anally plowed by a giant machine. I think he was also a maid in it but I forget the rest.
>>10767914You need water to help the lecithin increase your prostatic fluid. Not any more than you should be drinking anyway, just enough to cause pale urine.
>>10763674You guys always suggest great sex toys, I've bought a few of these and I adore them. But I'm looking for something for my pp, I'm only 4 ish inches and I'm super jealous of girls and their clit suckers. I have one for my nips, and my girl friends rave about them. Is there anything close for boys? I used a sleeve before and didn't feel much, and bought a this vibrator thing that is supposed to stay on your head but even really tight it is like store brand vibrations compared to my Hitachi, which is how I normally get off. But if there is something I can put on and leave there and not have to worry about while focusing on my prostate that would be amazing
>>10768155sounds hot
>>10768227estim? I hear it goes great with anal
>>10763918>jamming a 7mm silicon rod down my penis to meet up with it in my prostateDid you know that you can feel a rigid sound through the rectal wall?
>>10768116It's not a race. Taking things slow and safely is key as it's really easy to do stupid shit in the moment when it comes to anything sexual
>>10768263>It's not a raceIt is a race... to the bottom.
Hello lads,Has anyone had any experience with Brownbottle.net?Do they sell legitimate products?
I want, no, need a horse cock. I was looking at getting Silver from Exotic Erotics, but his fat fucking head is almost a whole inch diameter wider than anything I've used. Is it possible to take such a leap in size or should I try an inbetween toy first? Also, what's your largest toy, anon?
>>10767679Thank you anon, I appreciate you
>>10768390>Also, what's your largest toy, anon?What's the largest I own or the largest I've used?
>>10768402Either or, why not both
>>10768413The largest I own is 4" OD, but I'm no where close to using it.The largest I can insert rectally is 3.4"The largest I can insert, into the sigmoid, is 3", possibly more, but I don't have any longer ones that are larger.
If you're used to a normal sized chink tier dildo from amazon, is the BD Nox in small a good step up?
>>10767987how much water do you drink? soda and energy drinks don't count.
>>10768227i have fucked my ass with the following on or around my cock:estim with TENS unitbathmate penis pump that uses waterregular penis pump (with no water)cagevariety of cock rings including 5 and 7 ring gates of hell setsonahole14lbs of pussy and ass silicone masturbator personally i like a little stimulation but also not being able to jerk off(makes me cum pretty much immediately)my pick out of all of those is bathmate followed closely by 14lbs of silicone the bathmate puts just enough suction on it to feel nice but not too nice, keeps you from actively touching it and as an added bonus its a clear tube filled with water so you get to see cum floating that you leak out which is funonly downside is potential spillage so bathroom or shower only unless you don't mind a potential water spillas a side note, putting in my biggest plug and fucking the 14lb silicone toy is a real fun time tooyes im a fucking degenerate, dont judge me
>>10767463Requesting report please.
All alone on a Saturday night? Why not play with my butt for a while? (5 minutes use, ~2 hours on)https://c.lovense-api.com/t2/aosy5kkyif it says time's up, it means someone else is currently using it, if it says failed to open link, that means it's done for the day
>>10768116This is why squat fucking the dildo is bestWhen you're super close and you wanna take the rest you just drop that bodyweight down and feel it slide the last few inches in
>>107681455 what
>>10768227Chastity cage for the tiny dickYou don't want anything distracting you from your anal stimulations
>>10766809>>10766585>hemorrhoid>coin slot>cant trust a fartthat kind of thing, is there anyway to reshape my ring or cure the hoids?
>>10766406Holy fuck that's hilarious.>>10766111I maintain a fairly strict diet of chicken, and fruit for the most part. The whole constipation thing is exacerbated by my tailbone. I've had a really inward leaning tailbone since childhood. So much so that docs suggested I use enemas or have a tailbone removal. Getting to heavy anal like I have, I have pushed my tailbone back into a somewhat natural position, however it's mobile and painful lol.I've been doing 2 weeks off and 2 weeks on for anal, and been making good progress on my stretch. During my anal weeks I tend to sleep with a 2.35 inch glass plug up my ass. Upgraded from the 2.0 inch as it's just too small now.Also picked up an inline bulb enema kit. Makes huge enemas super easy. Did a 5 liter in like 10 minutes, so good.
>>10768657Just get your tail bone removed, it's totally useless anywaysJust like an appendix
>>10768535Ok, it showed up via UPS today. Had to hide it in the car before the wife would see it. Box is not that big but I promise to take pictures of it and report back tomorrow (sunday).
>>10768673Will you be posting a link for us to control it at some point?It's my favorite feature
>>10768673Having to hide this hobby from your wife seems so not worth the stress and trouble. Fuck that!
>>10768657>sleep with a 2.35 inch glass plug up my assHow do you release the pressure from built up gas/farts?If I wear a plug with a relatively narrow neck/stem then it doesn't matter so much how wide the head/bulb is because gas can find its way around the head & neck and get out.However, if I wear a plug with a wide neck, specifically to keep the asshole wide at all times, then the plug seals the exit and gas can't get out. After about 1 hour I can feel the build up and it's uncomfortable, I need to unplug, let the gas out and plug back up (this is not simple because the gas doesn't just wait in the rectum to be easily freed). Part of the problem is lube which causes gas to build up quicker than normal.I'm curious if there's a simple solution to get gas out without unplugging.
The only toy that can make cum from 100% anal alone (no touching my dick at all) is my fuck machine on full speed. That felt so good omg bless engineering
When new thread, this one's dead
>>10768690No. Sorry.
>>10768876Its more of the cost than anything. We are trying to save. Everything has gone up so much lately....gas, groceries, medicine, clothes....Bidenflation is very real real. We don't go out to eat anywhere near as much anymore and rarely order any cocktails when we do. So much cheaper to drink at home.I'm usually home alone 2-3 hours after she leaves for work and there are days I work from home or travel for work. Leaving this in the trunk of the car is no big deal. I'm big into photography so I can easily hid this thing with all the camera gear I have stashed in the closet and she would never notice.
Ok so here is the packaging of the Hismith. Aside from me covering up my address on the shipping label, its very discrete. Nothing on the outside indicating what it is. The ship from address says something like....fulfillment center. The name Hismith isn't on the shipping label. This is the $499.99 premium version and the only extra I bought with it is the upgraded suction cup mount for it, which is probably what is taped to the box. The box is heavier than it looks so if you have it delivered and someone else brings it in the house while you are gone, you'll probably be asked "What did you order that's so heavy" so you'll have to make up some excuse as to what it is. I have not opened it and won't have a chance today as we are hosting a family party. I will be able to open it tomorrow if you want more pics.
Another pic.
>>10769042>>10769044Looks exactly like every other toy I ordered. I wish my country didn't have import fees, this thing costs like 4x more than it should here.
Okay—here’s a question. Assuming you’ve got endless lube supplied via pump, how long could a person ride a fuck machine with a somewhat textured dildo? Minor bumps, ridges, etc. Apart from lube drying and causing friction, is there really any other risk from frictionless stretching/pushing/pulling for hours? Or with enough lube,
we need a new thread, like, yesterday
>>10768227Arcwave Ion
>>10769260Nah, this one is still good.
>>10769380>>10769380>>10769380New thread
>>10766138i assume they're both silicone? that happens when they touch each other for too long
>>10769565No, neither is, a TPE by toyjoy and PVC by blush's JET brand. TPE material toy melted.
>>10763918try an estim silicone / black conductive silicone pad enabled sounding toy attached to one lead and a silicone ball ring on one channel and the 2nd channel grounded to estim toy in the butt and conducting through the urethral estim toy
get some of thesethe old school analog dials let you adjust the Power levels nearly instantly. Using level up/down buttons on a more expensive but worthless rechargeable device is a waste and wont let you set the perfect level to be able to cum. Buy lots a AAA batteries, it takes 4.
