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>tfw the black friday deal comes in

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>>11177701
I'm getting a Topped Toys Mare Maker so I can start turning my pussy into a coin slot

How could i get something from topped toys but on amazon?

>>11177844
Are any of their toys listed on amazon?

Well tonight should hopefully be a lot of fun. Getting ready to try out my medium Nox in a couple of hours :D

>hesitate for a week
>finally work up the shamelessness to order a bad dragon dildo
>they're closed for holidays
;_;

>>11177911
awe, what were you lookin at?

>>11177911
They'll have black friday sales going.

>>11177922
I was going to get the dog penis...

>>11177911
>shamelessness
Back when I still had hangups about doing anal stuff it only took 2 days of not ejaculating before I was scrolling sex toy sites for dildos.

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>>11177882
Is this your first time trying it?

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>>11177701

Probably getting either a Small or Medium Andromeda from Sinnovator since they have the 25% off sale going. I'm still pretty new to butt stuff so the Medium would definitely be too big right now, but I'm not sure whether to go for the more long-term goal or something I'll be able to use fairly soon. Also trying to decide whether to get the Medium or Medium-Soft firmness.

>fuck myself session
>getting the sense I'm so close to cum through anal only
>fuck myself silly and harder as I don't achieve it
>get literally butthurt for some days
>willneverdothatshitagain.jpg
>end up trying it again
Many such cases?

>>11177911
Do you think you're not allowed to place orders when their office is closed? You don't have to call in like you're ordering a pizza, buddy.
Also wait till friday.

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Any good cheaper alternatives to a medium Unflared Chance?
Just any equine dildo similar in girth but I can go a little longer. Preferably something with a smooth design. I'll take Aliexpress shit if it's silicone. I'm in the US.

>>11177983
It was! I finished up a little under an hour ago. When this week is over its certainly going to become a routine for me.

>>11178000
It's more like I took it as a sign I shouldn't do it. Can't really explain it, the timing of it spooked me.

>>11178016
Take your anxiety meds

>>11177703
>>11177983
I'm straight as an arrow but NNN has made me so horny I'd love to have a femboy offer up his bussy and use it as stress relief.

>>11178018
Quit RP baiting. /trash/ has an ERP thread, you may be more at home there.

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>>11178013
Nice! I want to get a new toy even though I already have so many...

Any Recommendations for something like an equine in size but non-phalic? Like no head, veins, or ridges?

>>11178039
I ended up having two orgasms with my playtime tonight. First time was during the play session..and oh my does the medium Nox I got fill me hehe, I swear I just laid there for 30 min after just staring at my ceiling. Next one was when I was in the shower cleaning up. I was cleaning both my toys off (I have a medium Nocturne from BD as well) and saw I had bit of lube left in the syringe connected to his cumtube and lined up my rear to it against the shower wall and with not a whole lot of effort I managed to knot him. I have never taken that on him before and I think its how much Nox opened me up lol. But I just kept riding his knot, with that and playing with myself I came again and could just feel myself tighten up around him. Being the first time I have gotten a dicking since June it was amazing and I really can't wait until I can do it again :3

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man fuck whichever one of you guys recommended edibles to me

Any recommendations on toys to help make it easier to take thicker toys around my bend?

>>11178109
>treatment
>haloperidol
Christ what a nightmare. gl anon

Is jumping from a regular 8in dildo to a medium bumblehooves too much? It's so expensive i feel like if i grab a small it'll be a bit of a waste

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>>11175476 (Me)
>>11177701
Had a hands free orgasm using Kegels and externally massaging my prostate, this happened a few days ago

>I laid on my side with my legs closed,
>I never touched myself other than at the beginning to put my penis and balls facing down
>Slowly start massaging my taint until I find my prostate that feels sorta pleasurable
>Start playing ToA
>Go to Nurse and get pegging scene
>As I start to get more aroused I can feel my swollen prostate
>It feels different from jacking off but still pleasurable
>Penis is rock hard but I refuse to even try to touch it since I want to be totally hands free
>Nurse starts dirty talking as she's stretching my hole with her strap on
>Start increasing tempo as I mash my prostate
>Me and my character cum at the same time
>It was a short but VERY intense orgasm
>My hole was twitching and aching for something even though I've never inserted anything in me
>I expected to shoot ropes of cum but instead it all came out as once as a big thick glob of slime dropped down
>Wasn't aroused afterwards and erection went away
>Didn't feel like I had a refractory period
>But I didn't try to jerk off afterwards and fell asleep since I had a busy day

It felt really good but its scary to see how quick I would fall down the anal well and land on a dragon dildo addicted if I tried real anal since my prostate is sensitizing to feel external play. Every time I get aroused and do Kegels I can feel my prostate swelling and touching the rim of my hole starts getting me aroused and doing the taint massage I can feel the climax climbing . I'm going to do it again in a day or two and see if I can get a full body or multiple back to back orgasms. Also you anons really set me down this dark way and I must be careful lest I fall down the path of butt sluttery. This general is evil

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>>11178124 (Me)

>>11176697
>Curious about this too, people say just press on your taint...where the fuck are you supposed to press.
In between the butthole and the balls, follow the seam of the sack

>It is a hard press, a circular movement, etc?
It depends on you, I did slow consistent presses with my fingers and changed sometimes to rapid mashing and sometimes circular presses

>Should you be super turned on normally already or no?
Ideally yes but you can do it even if you aren't though you might not feel it as much

>>11175481
Don't have a vibrator, but I practiced Kegels for months now

>>11175632
That's way too expensive and precisely why I don't want to fall down that hole

>>11178109
>Cannabis hyperemesis syndrome (CHS) is a condition that leads to repeated and severe bouts of vomiting. It is rare and only occurs in daily long-term users of marijuana.
>only occurs in daily long-term users of marijuana
Are you positive that you didn't just take one that was too strong for your first go? Did you throw up and dive straight into hypochondria because the weed was making you paranoid?
Are you STILL high? If so you just need to go to bed.

>>11178109
You dumb slut! You aint supposed to eat a dozen gummies. Stick with 100 mg all day, and then thc lube for sexy fun times. Next time you can't help but chug 5 weed lemonades, make sure I am with you. With your defenses that low, you will probably let your ass get wrecked by any john on the street. Real talk, are you trying to be an easy lay?

>>11178131
>>11178135
I wanna say for the past couple month, I've been taking 25mg edibles with some booze and going to town on my rear. But last week I did it five nights in a row just cuz I had nothing else going on. I think part of the issue is that I've been taking one of those lab cannabis strains(HHC) and I was liking it because it felt like it lasted forever compare to some of the other gummies I've had, even so far as to wake up the next morning still a little high. Apparently that came back to bite me.

The other thing that kinda bites is that the other thing I'd like to do while high is play VRChat, and I've been spending a lot of my free time trying to put together a parts list for a computer to buy on black Friday. It seems way less valuable to pull the trigger on that now.

Trying this out, no idea if im doing it right
https://c.lovense-api.com/t2/thtoi39e

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>>11178168
Hope you enjoyed, anon

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I have a couple of very important questions. Is there a difference in the sensations of a silicone dildo and a real penis of the same size? Which would be cooler, sex with a real dick or a fuck machine?

>>11178186
When you have sex with a man you get to pretend your dad loves you.

>>11178151
Yeah those lab eddies will fucking get you. And you are drinking too? And VR Chat? Do you pound your ass in VR? Do you have a fuck machine?

https://c.lovense-api.com/t2/z1rp610x

>>11178236
I do have a fuck machine, but it's on the opposite side of the room to my vr setup, so would have to rearrange everything to do both at the same time. I don't think I have come close to finding someone in vr that I would like to do that with though

>>11178186
Men are smelly and disgusting.
Shemales are ugly butchered together men.
Femboys are a no-no for me. i'd probably laugh my ass off if they try to dominate me.
Futas don't exist(yet?). So real cock isn't good.
Women who are into pegging are rare. and its not real cock. So its back to dildo/fckmachine.
With a dildo or a fuckmachine you can imagine whatever you want.

>>11178339
>born too early for a 7ft futa to dominate you and call you a good girl

>>11178119
8 inch dildos are usually just a bit under 2 inches diameter which is the head diameter of the medium Bumblehooves so you should be fine.

I've been playing with my ass for nearly two decades and I've never had a prostate orgasm.
I really like the feeling of just being filled up with thick toys and prefer slow massaging movements more than thrusting or vibration. But that pleasure is in a completely different lane than regular sexual stimulation that would normally lead to orgasm. I don't even get a boner with just assplay.
There's not really any buildup to anything when it comes to my ass. It just feels good until I'm tired. Sometimes when I'm really into it I'll get some involuntary contraction trying to push out the toy and maybe pee a little but that's all.
When I try to target my prostate all I feel is a kind of burning sensation in my dick like I have to pee really badly. It doesn't feel that great.

Am I doing something wrong or is my prostate broken. It's weird because I can cum from so many other non-penile methods.

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>>11178447
when you say "cum" do you mean ejaculation? If so, that could be the issue where you are still equating anal pleasure to ejaculating when they are very different. If you haven't tried it yet, you might benefit from training with the mindgasm lessons, they help to teach you how to relax more and really "feel" your prostate. I have found from my own experience that meditating and concentrating on my prostate can lead to the p-waves that people talk about and can lead into orgasms. I have gotten 2 before but not the super o yet.

>>11178447
When you're thrusting with a regular dildo do you ever feel that you're on the cusp of some kind of orgasm, but can never quite get over the hill? And do you use a machine like a Hismith or is it all under your own power?

>>11178453
By cum I mean I have an orgasm and ejaculate. I did a couple of mindgasm sessions months ago but fell off. I've been meaning to get back into it and see how that works.

>>11178463
No, not really. Thrusting doesn't do much for me and is usually uncomfortable, so I never felt like a machine would do much. It's the pressure and stretching that feel good for me.

are there any better deals on the njoy pure wand than this? $88 us, there is an amazon listing for about as much but it feels like it might be a knockoff.

https://www.peepshowtoys.com/collections/black-friday-blowouts/products/njoy-pure-wand-double-ended-steel-dildo

>>11177844
>>11177875

Can't be done, why do you want Bezos to see you ordering horse cock though

>>11178109
Skill issue

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>>11178479
>By cum I mean I have an orgasm and ejaculate.
Ok, I would definitely recommend getting back into mindgasm then. If you have access to thc in some capacity, it can help a lot, but it's not necessary, just makes it easier. You should also start to disassociate anal and prostate stimulation with ejaculation, it is a very different process and a different type of pleasure. The concept of "rewiring" means to stop associating sexual pleasure with the penis only, so when playing with yourself, try not to think about your penis at all. Try to picture your prostate inside you when you are stimulating it and concentrate on the feelings you are feeling in the moment rather than what you expect to feel. Your body will show you how to feel.

>>11178479
I wonder if perhaps your prostate is too sensitive and requires much gentler and indirect stimulation.

>>11178486
It's just a piece of steel. What's there to be worried about in a knockoff?
Here's one that's just 40 bucks and the reviews seem positive.
https://www.amazon.com/WETPIA-Metal-Massage-Polished-Massager/dp/B01L38J116

>>11178511
Lead poisoning

>>11178511
A lot of cheap "steel" toys are just plated zinc or some other mystery metal, also the quality control is important because a metal toy needs to be perfectly polished. I already wasted money on a knockoff njoy that had burrs and rough edges I could feel with my finger on the insertable ends.

>>11178487
Live with parents. Live near amazon box. Don't wanna open a PO box just for sextoys. Its how I've ordered from love honey, Tantus, and hismith

>>11178720
Topped ships with UPS (at least for shipments to the US), and UPS lets you redirect shipments to an access point like a UPS store or CVS or stuff like that. I've picked up dildos from an auto parts store.

>>11177987
Many such cases, anon.
You'll get that hands free orgasm eventually!
Hang in there~

I'm ridiculously horny and I WANT to rearrange my insides with horsecock but a deep clean isn't feasible right now. This link is good for 4 minutes at a time with a cooldown period of 30 seconds and it will be up until either I or the toy run out of battery.
https://c.lovense-api.com/t2/uf96ijp0

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How dangerous is it to try shoving a monster in my ass?
I'm quite experienced with big toys however, I always wanted to shove a monster can the only problem is I'm afraid of it crushing or popping.

>>11178780
No flared base, it'll get stuck up there

>>11178777
Well, did it work? I fucked around with it, but I didn't really know what I was doing. What's the difference between the pink and blue buttons?

>>11178780
Make sure its upside down and you use a lot of lube and make sure its a full can but not shaken before hand

>>11178787
NTA, but I discovered that the 'buttons' are draggable. You control the intensity using that.

>>11178787
There's one motor for the perineum and one for the prostate, but I can't remember which one is which color

>>11178780
I was sorry after a can; better to stick with more flexible objects that are less threatening to tissues, connections and pathways.

>>11178795
Yeah, I got that they were draggable but I didn't know what they did. I thought it was going to be co-op kek. I just moved one of them around and figured someone else might move the other.
>>11178796
Well I definitely neglected one of those.

>>11178784
It does not need to go all the way in, however, it would be pretty cool if it did xD

>>11178792
Wont my ass crush it?

>>11178798
It's one of my ultimate fantasies, I always find myself coming back, just staring at those cans in my fridge in a funny way

>>11178805
>it would be pretty cool if it did xD
So you think a trip to the hospital to remove the energy drink can from your ass would be cool?

>>11178805
>Wont my ass crush it?
Depends on how hard the can is, I never drink monster or even picked up one of the cans. The reason I'm telling you to make sure its full is so that the liquid and pressure inside helps reinforces it and you won't have to worry as much of it crushing and then having the can potentially cut you

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so which companies are having black friday sales? I see Mr Hankey and sinnovator, but are there any smaller shops that are participating in black friday? I wanna get a new huge dink for the best deal I can!

>>11178830
topped toys has 25% off sidewide starting later today, aneros has 25% sitewide with 40% off if you spend over $150. lovense is doing stuff too although i don't know how much better it is than the 24/7 "sales" they run

mr. s leather and peepshowtoys are good places to check for sales too

>>11178805
If it is empty, then you are asking for trouble. You need some way of getting it out, like a rope or strap. Otherwise, well, look up "funny xrays"

But maybe you solve this a different way. Maybe get a toy that is safer and as wide as a monster can? Your ass aint gonna know the difference

>>11178780
>>11178805
https://phreak.club/collections/shop-all-eggs/products/monster-can

If you refuse to buy something, then empty a can, triple rinse the inside, dry the inside completely, remove tear strip, smooth the lip, remove the tab, smooth where the tab was, attach a clamp to the lip where the the tear strip bends in (the clamp should face the center of the can), tie a robe or cord to the clamp, clean again for any metal shavings, lube with silicone based anal lube, test cord and clamp for tightness, ???, dont end up in the ER

>>11178854
lol, awesome, I didn't know about that toy thanks anon

>>11176880
you're saying i can just slam a bunch of x-lube to clean out?

>>11178884
I'm not sure what molecular weight PEG they use for xlube, but probably, yeah. The stuff they for colonoscopy prep is usually 3350, and you can buy a 27 ounce container of that for $15.
Do keep in mind that it's going to take even longer than a regular deep clean, but you will be 100% absolutely spotless inside. Definitely "special occasion" kind of thing. You can find colonoscopy prep directions online in a bunch of places.

>>11178780
Empty cans crush easily, make sure it's full and unopened

>>11178884
No one does this, don't be retarded

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>>11178887
lol hell yeah i'll have to look into that, i've got ibs so a traditional clean-out is already a long and miserable process

im going to keep my eyes open for "man (45) from florida got a plastic monster can stuck up his rectum" news

>>11178910
Cans are aluminum you retard

>>11178507
unironically do 2 things
get high
and get into a vrchat group with a female model

might just be me but I ended up associating prostate pleasure with a pussy and I'll go weeks without touching my dick after just because of that. I'm able to have p-orgasms (or what feels like one) over and over again while doing that play and I don't think I ever would have gotten that if it wasn't for that connection.
if you have the spare vr lying around like I did it would help, I understand it's a money sink. I got high in there and had some people with nice voices attempt hypnosis and body sensation play, then I used a lovense and synced it so my prostate would vibrate depending where they touch me and how deep. then I went and got a model I find extremely attractive and watch it get touched both in first person and through a mirror. I genuinly get more pleasure now just having a vibrating plug with weed than I do riding my dildo.

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After doing a lot of browsing and comparing to various dildo shops, I finally settled on the 4XL Horse II from Mr Hankeys. On one hand it feels a little messed up dropping over 200 bucks on an absolutely massive horse cock, but I NEED that stretch and squeeze so bad. I need to be able to feel myself stretch and blast pre-cum many times before actually cumming. Ugh, I'm both scared and aroused. I did so many measurements and comparisons and this is the best bang for my buck to size that I could get this Black Friday. I've also heard really great things about Mr Hankeys (aside from their prices), so this will hopefully be a wonderful addition to the collection. Mr Hankeys is also giving away an apparent huge discount code to use sometime in February next year to all who buy a toy during the sale right now, so if you need to top up your collection and/or have plans to buy another toy when you get another paycheck down the line, now seems to be a great time to add to your slut collection!

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>>11178937
looking at bd, only place I can think of with a similar brand recognition, price range, and similarly shaped/sized toys, hankeys is deff the place to hit up over bd. bd is nice if you really like name brand dildos (people actually care about this a lot) and to get most desires satisfied, but if youre a true size queen, which sounds like you are, youre gonna save big time down the road especially with the size to price range. unflared chance is prob the closest thing to comparison and if you have something that size and it isnt cutting it, deff hit up hankeys. Also a softer and more enjoyable silicone in my opinion but personal preference

Does anyone have experience with Topped Toys Pegasus 105 and Bad Dragon Chance (flared in large or unflared in large or extra large, with medium firmness)? Which do you prefer, and how do the firmness levels compare between the two?

>>11178009
Well I just went ahead and bought the real thing since there's a black friday sale.
Lucky the one I picked was the firmness I wanted. In my rush to reserve a cool pattern I forgot to check until I had already checked out.

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>>11178124
Just did it again lasst night and this time it was a lot more intense and lasted a while longer and I still was only using external stimulation. I started late last night and it zapped the rest of my energy so I didn't try back to back but I felt like I could cum again easily if I tried. I can see how anons get addicted to this, though my favorite feeling is the cum all bubbling out at once with no needed assistance

>>11178124
What is "ToA"? I'm interested in this game but I can't find it with this abbreviation.

>>11179114
tales of androgyny

don't expect too much

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Not to sound gay, but I just want to get dicked down by a dilf while my legs are around him on a lakeside as the sun goes down as we deeply kiss and his cock hits my prostate every single time as he slowly thrusts into me for hours on end. Scene ends with him cumming inside me and me experiencing my first ever prostate orgasm as I almost break his spine by leg locking him.
This is what not being alone and having some time to play with my butt does to me.

>>11179217
My question is, do you anons have thoughts like this after not being able to use your toys for a longer period of time thanks to living with a flatmate?

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>>11179220
For me, it's usually the other way around. When I'm toying, I'm just constantly thinking getting dicked down. If I haven't used toys in a while, usually I don't have these feelings.

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So since I found myself getting close with my glass toy a few times, but found that manually moving it with a hand to get too tiring to finish taking me all the way there, I went and took the plunge on Lovense's Edge 2 for their like 60% off deal. Anyone have one? It sounds great to me, since an automatic massager feels like what I need without dropping hundreds on a full-on fuck machine.

bought a fenrir m/m a couple weeks ago and can't for the life of me get the knot in. Thinking of buying something in-between sizes during black friday to make the jump a little less drastic. Any recommendations? Was thinking a plug or non-knotted dildo

Unrelated note: where tf do you guys hide your stuff? My roommates don't go through my room thankfully, but my collection is growing and it's hard to be at ease knowing I'm one look under the bed away from social suicide

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>>11179276
When I lived with parents, I just stuffed everything in a bag in the back of my closet, underneath stuff like old video games which they would have zero reason to dig into. I know in this fucking economy just saying "get your own place", is obnoxious, but that *really* is a gigantic benefit of it.

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>>11179276
>>11179276
My go to is a backpack with a lock through the 2 zippers to keep it shut. its got a bunch of my stuff in it, along with the boxes and I think an extra old shirt of mine, just so even if people tried to feel around no one could really know whats inside for sure. And I dont really hide it, it just sorta sits in my room in order to not look intentionally hidden. If someone were to open it they'd have to cut the bag open or use bolt cutters on the lock, which would be an insane breach of privacy (hence why its a pretty good deterrent).
Im not sure how big ur collection is getting, but a backpack or any kind of bag really handles most things outside of like a giant f-machine lmao.
If anyone asks, you could always say "its cash" or keepsakes, or really anything of value, but I just default to saying "its personal".

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So I've been having really mediocre-at-best digestion for the past month, no matter what I've done with my diet. On a whim I tried some B complex vitamins I had laying around, not really expecting them to do anything in particular. For the past couple days I've been taking them my stomach has been able to handle anything I throw at it - beer, meat, non-soluble fiber, dairy, all comes out with practically zero residue. Sharing here with the hope it helps someone else.

>>11179274
I love my glass toy. maybe your toy is just too heavy. also doing anal regularly would improve your stamina. I got to the point that I could buttfuck myself with the glass toy from dusk till dawn (6pm to 6am) with long multiple hour-long breaks. using hands is less tiring than actually moving your entire body to plunge your ass to the dildo. if you keep on training you'll eventually develop the stamina to do the same. you might want to take electrolytes and some salty snack or chips while doing your butt. helps alleviate a bit of the fatigue. I would say this works perfectly since I do anal dildo hero only stopping to relube or catch my breath. most of them last about 30 mins up to several hours. if I'd spend about hundred bucks for toys I'd just save up for a fuck machine. too bad it's hard to import that stuff where I live.

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>>11179288
vitamin B works for autism and IBS but I think vitamins do fix a lot of gut related problems.
I would say if you're too constipated vitamin C does help a lot softening. my other trick is to also half a lemon juice at night and this consistently makes it less hard or less gooey though too much lemon juice does the reverse.
if you want it to be a lot more solid I'd say iron supplements, fiber from leafy stuff works well but the perfect one is pineapple juice (unfiltered) and strong coffee (no creamer/sugar). fixes diarrhea in under 8 hours, it's what I do when I'm so horny and wanted to fuck my butt asap.

>>11178225
In a way.

>>11178805
>one of my ultimate fantasies
I know what you mean, but there are bigger, kinder, purpose-built alternatives.

>>11179276
Tool boxes usually have lock hasps.

>>11179334
I was always worried about going for too long...like...wouldn't that bruise the prostate after a while? Even if you make sure you stay well lubed?

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How do I reconcile ravenous anal desires with being attracted to women irl?

Out of curiosity, has anyone tried making a deepthroat trainer device?
I've got a spare ultrasonic range sensor (HC-SR04), a monochrome OLED screen, and a microcontroller. I figure I could generate some patterns (different speed, depths, hold times), and have it show a guide in one half of the screen, then use the range sensor to detect my forehead or something and show a marker on the other half with my actual position. The challenge being to keep pace and follow the pattern.
I don't know how well it would actually work in practice though. I threw together a rough proof of concept and trying following a basic back-and-forth motion with my hand, and I was getting really jittery results.
I'm curious if there are existing implementations of this idea (maybe using a better sensor?), or a similar one with an alternative approach.

>>11179391
Yeah, the same group for the OSSM (open source sex machine) also has a deepthroat trainer project

>>11179404
I see it for sale, but no github page. Is that one closed source?

>>11179406
Weird, I thought I'd seen the files for it but now I can't find them either. Might just be a product they make, yeah. Kind of disappointing.

anyone know of a horsecock toy that can be used as a buttplug? i love sitting on my medium chance but the base is just way too big and it falls out because there's no knot
>>11179276
couple of those under bed storage tubs with a towel in the bottom so my toys aren't in contact with mystery plastic
as far as anyone is concerned that's where winter/summer clothes get to live when it isnt winter/summer

>>11179409
Tucker (also BD) is the only one I know of that's knotted and has a small-ish base

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Picked up this large Juniper from weredog, very excited!

>>11179409
There is the ipony from nothosaur, that is a horse plug but it’s a bit awkward as a dildo

>>11179411
tucker would be perfect but the base is still too big, it looks roughly the same size as the rex base which is a bit tough to sit on
>>11179423
ipony would be perfect too if instead of being just the head it was a full length dick

>>11179427
I think your only option is learning how to make your own

If i fingie by bunghole a couple hours after i jerk off, can i still cum by fingering, or do I gotta wait longer?

>>11179381
Casual gay hook-ups? If your a free man, nothing stopping you from playing the field.

>>11179391
idk sounds like you need an internal sensor to see how deep the device is. Something touch sensitive maybe? External sensors mounted to a device will detect any head movement, like turning and tilting, which you might not be able to interpret. I swear there was a type of sensor that changed it's output depending on touch across a linear plain. If you can tell where the lips are on the device, you should be able to math how deep the device is.

Also, I know this is analgen, but any recommendations for a dildo to suck?

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>>11179338
Same anon you replied to, I fall into the
>autism and IBS
category. I'm not really looking to fix my autism per se (though being more functional would always be welcome), I'm just focused on trying to figure out what causes my intermittent gut problems (loose stool, mild cramping, sometimes GERD) that I've had since forever. Anal is the immediate motivator, but I'd also just like for my body to actually absorb the nutrients I put in it. Maybe it will help me put on some fat for once in my life.

Before I tried the B vitamins I was experimenting a whole bunch with different foods. I could get acceptable results here and there, but very rarely for a full day's worth of food. Some days psyllium would work well, other days the same dose would make anal impractical. Basically the only fully 'safe' food that I'd identified was bread.

>>11179381
You don't have to reconcile it. If you feel the need to hide your anal desires for social judgment reasons, then just boldly lie about it and keep your perverted side a secret. Its only an issue if you feel like you need to convince/hide from yourself. Once you let go of that part, keeping up the social facade becomes way less stressful, and can even be fun. You can just do that while you take your time to figure out the rest.

>>11179458
same dude, not gonna be weird(er) about it. i got a glove, some lube, and can get horny pretty quickly, i dont think i can reach my prostate either by sticking my hand between my legs or attempting some doggystyle position, help?

>>11179486
Have you tried magnesium glycinate?

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I can handle the gape keeper 65 just fine and I'm trying to stretch out to take my large Rex finally, should I get a GK 75 or just skip to the 85?

>>11179492
You in the wrong thread?

>>11179492
I'm looking for the hypno brainwashing but I don't see it...

>>11179496
I doubt the 75 will help with the Rex, and even the 85 probably won't be that helpful. You'd want the 93 for a large Rex. Can you at least take 10" of length though, you really don't want to be trying to take a knot if you can't take the toy's full length first.
Unless you mean the medium Rex, in which case the 75 if you want Rex to still be a challenge.

>>11179504
I have a 9 inch Blush Neo Elite that I can take no problem (which is probably like 7-8 in insertable) with plenty of room to go deeper and I've almost knotted the large Rex on a few occasions but it's really been the stretch on the knot that's been difficult to get over. Unless you think I should go for another toy to get used to a longer length? I think at minimum I won't go for the 75 since I can already handle my medium Rex, but the 93 is sounding about where I should be to actually get some good stretch.

>>11179505
I think something shaped like the Gape Keeper but 9" around would be ideal, since that would still make Rex a fun challenge to get over. Squarepeg's Egg Plug comes in 9", and those are pretty much the same as the Gape Keeper, but they have pretty bad prices and are hard to find on sale.
Up to you with a length toy. If you feel comfortable with taking Rex all the way I say go for it. Or you could look at something like BD's Medium Sveinn.

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>>11179458
>>11179489
To the first question: maybe, who knows. Personally I find that abstinence is more of a psychological trick than a physical one. It's useful, but not necessarily a requirement.
Are you going to cum, though? Probably not. For most beginners it's not so easy.

Second: I wouldn't worry so much about finding your prostate just yet. Instead just focus on exploring sensations and doing what feels good. Even if you don't cum, you're still building muscle memory and sensitivity.
If you really think your problem is not being limber enough, you can start doing stretches I guess.

>>11179235
>>11179496
>>11179521
slop

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/analgen/ I need some quick advice. Is it worth trying to push for something like 2.3" in diameter? That's almost the width of a beer bottle. I can currently just manage to get to 2" but I'm thinking of ordering a tapered toy that's on sale. The small is about 2.13" wide and the medium is 2.3". It's because of the depth.

What I don't know is, will this permanently alter the look of my anus? It's not like I'm trying to go for a coin slot or anything but since I don't do this frequently I'd rather it go back to normal when I'm done. I'll have a period of time where I'll get super horny for anal and then once I get it out of my system I settle down for a while. I've also read that the average limit for people is about 7" and the site lists the small at 6.7" circumference the medium is about 7.3".

I've also had a bunch of odd circumstances work out to where I've actually tried to order the medium, and things keep not working out or not working properly. It feels almost like a sign and now I'm back to doubting whether I should get this.

>>11179564
i dunno, for me at least if i dont do any anal for months im basically back to the beginning where even a normal dick will be too big.

>>11178968
Pegasus is way better, hands down ass up

>>11179217
Get tied up for it and become his cocksleeve

>>11179274
Just save for the fucking machine it's so worth it

>>11179381
Have you heard of pegging

>>11179479
This is analgen no one cares about throat shit

>>11179496
Get the hilt 75 instead

>>11177701
Might get some deals from Sinnovator or Wandering Bard. Still looking around tho.

Anyways, any recs for something akin to a Chance Flared from BD but without the medial ring or at least a ring that is less pronounced? I'd like some that is more easy on me that I can go fast on.

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Having a free saturday and thinking of having a long session. Kinda also would want to drink. Do you like alcohol and analplay at the same time?

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How big of a jump is 4.75" of girth to 5.5"?

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>>11179706
0.5" to 1" jump is good rule of thumb for increasing the girth. Should be doable, but of course, we're all different.

>>11177701
>QOTD
Picked up a large Lampwick uncut from MHT. It should help with some depth training. Can't wait to push this into my guts!

Haven't done anything in two weeks. Ass is literally hungry to eat a dick. Gonna fire up the hismith tonight and see how long I can last without stopping again.

>>11179706
>How big of a jump is 4.75" of girth to 5.5"?
Exactly 3/4"

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>>11179800
I haven't nutted in over a month, I want to get my hismith out, do some molly, and fuck my ass as hard as possible before I pass out from the pleasure

>>11177844
Their site says they ship with no markings on the outside of the box.

>>11179805
Yep that's basically my plan for this evening. The machine on 20 is so incredibly relaxing, I could edge with it for hours.

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>>11179810
based, enjoy anon, I can't do it until my plug hooks me up...

>>11179391
So your tests are jittery because sound does not reflect nicely off soft tissue such as the flesh on your head/face. In order to make the depth sensing reliable, you will have to wear a hard plate on your head, kinda like the naruto headband lmao. Supposing you're willing to do that, then you just need to write your code so that you can calibrate the bottoming out point by putting your chin or whatever against the device and measuring that distance, and then get the topping out point by attaching the toy and measuring the distance at lip contact. Then you can calculate where your head is as a percentage of the depth range, and you can design generic training routines that specify X% depth at time T, so they scale to any size toy.

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I've been thinking of starting an OF for my solo toy adventures, since I love filming myself every once in a while. I just wonder if there are any metrics or something like that of how many people are actuallly interested in something like that?

Hey, anons, I need help locating a certain online game-like website, that was linked in analgen thread a few years ago.

It was basically a training school for many fetishes (crosssressing, watersports) and among them was the “course” for anal training, which actually helped me to stretch back then. But I can’t find it anymore, does anyone have the link and/or the name?

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>>11177701
>Are you gonna get anything during this upcoming Black Friday?
nah, i'm happy with my toy collection for now. i did grab some panty/bra sets for when i'm feeling extra degen though.

had a great 2+ hours stuffing my ass with some of my larger toys earlier today. my go-to for a quick fuck is the square peg mel, i swear i could ride this thing for hours. also managed to get my large chance deeper than ever, in sight of sitting on his balls!

>>11179505
sounds like you're close to knotting that thing already, you could probably grab the 85 to open you up.

the gk85 is one of my favorite/most used toys, it's the sweet spot for wearing for hours without a lot of prep work.

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>>11179050
>>11178126
I did it again, and it definitely takes the right head space to get over the edge, and I can do it reliably, but if you aren't fully into it, it feels like a regular orgasm but more full and longer lasting, but I still really do like the feeling of the cum sliding out in one big glob instead of ropes. My prostate is causing my hole to start twitching in need. Okay I got to stop now whiles I'm aware of how close to the abyss I am, I can't afford to fall down that life style, One last tip I would give is to cut your nails really short.

>>11179114
Like the other anon said, its called Tales of Androgyny Its a futa on male game mostly

Need a good prostate messager recommendation. I don't really have any experience with them, only regular dildos. I'm probably one size past beginner level at least, so nothing minuscule please.

For a remote/app operated one, is $140 USD what I am looking at for something good and not worthless?

I recently acquired a housewife so my anal renaissance has ended. No I won't have her peg me, I'm too dominant to enjoy that and I'm not willing to put her in charge. So I'll probably get time for one or two aneros rides a month for the rest of my life. Lost all my stretching progress and now I've got an external hemorrhoid swelled up from stress I guess or maybe from lack of big plugs. It's important to have life goals outside of being a buttslut though. I'll be popping into these threads now and then to make sure innocent anons aren't getting groomed by degenerate faggots. o7

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>>11179911
Is this way too much for a beginner?

>get some j-lube because the thread recommended it
>start my normal routine
>get tired of having to reapply lube all the time
>i get a smart idea
>run to another room and fetch the j-lube
>put like a dinner spoon up my ass (im gaped at this point like a good girl)
>finish up eventually
>im still running to the toilet thinking i have to poo, but its just lube

i dont know what i expected tbqdesu

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hi guys, i've been lurking here on and off for about 2 years and I'm pretty much able to dry prostate orgasm from nipple / perineum stimulation now. I'm looking to buy my first anal toy and was wondering what's the best dildo for prostate stim / orgasm?
the ray diesel from mr hankeys toys is supposedly pretty good from what I've read in the archives so I might get that in small. anyone have any experience with this or do you have any other suggestions?

thanks for reading my blog

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>>11179914
>>11179911
If y'all don't get back to me before the weekend deal is up I'm pulling the trigger on this.

I just don't know if I'd be happier with something I leave in or just a normal high vibe dildo (maybe with a kinked end).

I always forget to check every blackfriday to see if these things are even deeper discounted. Forget and then remember by the weekend.

>>11179873
People are interested, but only if you are very hot with a good body. Otherwise, you wont get anything. I can't remember the statistics exactly, but it's something like only 10% of content creators on OF actually make any kind of money. Maybe even less than that.

>>11179975
Yeah I've seen some similar numbers. For me, I'm just curious, since I'm tall and fit guy, so people would call my body as "good". I've just seen so much smaller guy/twink type of stuff, that I don't know would my body sell.

When should you replace your dildo? I'm realizing I've had one for 9 years now. It is one of the vixskin ones that I have almost exclusively used with coconut oil. It doesn't have any tears that I can see.
Some anon mentioned being surprised at the texture difference when he repurchased w/e brand he was using.

>>11179980
Of course, fortunately, I'm in a situation so that I wouldn't need to do it for main income. I'm just mainly interested doing it for fun, so for some side money. As a guy, I wouldn't expect to make big bucks out of it anyway.

should i lube the motor/teeth/wheels on my hismith machine?
heat resistant lube? where do i get it?

>>11179990
i'd use wheel bearing grease or lithium grease

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I’ve been training myself. I’ve used the current one 3 times now, and because it’s stiff I decided to try and get a flexible one… but I accidentally got one that’s much larger.
I’m very intimidated by the size of this thing. Should I just return it? It’s unopened
Pic related is the old next to the new

>>11180029
>I’m very intimidated by the size of this thing.
you are like a baby

>>11180030
I’ve only used my ass 3 times. And only with that yellow vibrator.

>>11180029
Is the new one squishy and bendable? It looks like it could be silicone so I assume so. Softer toys are much easier to use than the rigid ones, and you don't need to be able to bottom out on it right away. How big exactly is the new one?

>>11180035
if you return it, you are going to regret it. because you'll probably end up ordering it again

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>>11179493
Nope. The vitamins I've been taking do have magnesium citrate in them though.

>>11180036
Yes it’s squishy and flexible, that’s why I bought it.
It’s supposed to be 8 inches according to the box.

>>11180037
If I do, it won’t be for a while. I don’t know if/when I’d ever be ready for this size. I still don’t know if I even like anal. The last 3 times it didn’t really feel like anything.

>>11180042
vibrators and dildos hit way different. personally vibrators don't do anything at all but i love stuffing huge silicone cocks inside me.

>>11180052
So I should just go for it then? Is there anything I should consider? I am fully capable of taking the yellow vibrator, but again I don’t feel much of anything with it

>>11180042
>>11180055
I'd say keep it and experiment with it. It looks at most 3 fingers wide so you should be able to manually stretch with your fingers for it. Sit on it, ride it, masturbate while it's inside. Find what you like, because everyone likes different things.
If anal doesn't work out, you could even try deepthroating it after it's properly clean. Could be your thing.

>>11180059
Worth a try.
I’ve been exploring my bisexuality but I’ve never done anything with a guy and doubt I’ll find one I like enough to go that far with. So this is basically how I’ve been exploring that side of me

>>11179521
I wish that were me in the pic. It looks so nice

I think my favorite part about anal might actually be the endorphin haze AFTER a session. It's such a uniquely strong cozy feeling.

>>11180041
Reduction in general gut malaise and just feeling overall better and more relaxed is noticeable with glycinate for me. I didn't really notice anything with citrate.

>>11179925
I have the lovense edge 2 which is pretty similar to the hugo and on sale right now for 90 bucks. It's pretty good. Bluetooth app control is pretty huge since you can get patterns or sync it up to stuff on xtoys if you want. My guess is cheap shit won't have strong enough vibration to get anything out of it I haven't used much at that price point so I'm talking out of my ass on that. I'd go for the hugo or look into the edge 2 just for the app control. FWIW I personally find stuff like aneros to be way better than any vibrating prostate massager so check out the progasm as well.

>>11179899
Sissy university

>>11179990
Just scoop some cum up and slather it on

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Finally caved in and bought a machine, and I couldn't be more disappointed. It feels like... nothing. No matter the position (tried doggy, missionary and kind of a squat) it somehow perfectly manages to avod every single spot that's pleasurable. I thought it was the bundled dildo at first, but I jury rigged my favorite which makes me leak and shiver like crazy if used by hand, and still nothing. Speed makes no difference.
I suppose this is what women talk about when they say the guy is bad in bed and just thrusts without knowing what he's doing. Don't really mind the money spent, just mad because I thought I'd finally get that real orgasm my hand stopping is preventing me from getting.

>>11180266
You need to play with the positioning more, angle it differently


Takes some getting used to

/tttt/ told me to go here

im 20yo yougshit (transitioning since i was 12) and ive never orgasmed or had sex. Im looking for a bf, im making progress but its a slow process.

last night i bought a bullet vibrator and tried for almost an hour and a half to feel anything. i tried angling it around and moving it trying different poses and erotic content but it felt like nothing, it felt like nothing more than vibrations in my hips. I feel like my nipples are more sensitive.

i dont get it. Is something wrong with me? This makes me really sad and i started crying. I dont want losing my virginity to be as disappointing as this was

>>11180325
>i dont get it. Is something wrong with me?
Well...

>>11180325
>im 20yo yougshit (transitioning since i was 12) and ive never orgasmed or had sex.
>last night i bought a bullet vibrator and tried for almost an hour and a half to feel anything.

If you started at 12, you basically got castrated. Thus no sex drive.

>>11180331
but i feel my libido rise and fall with varying estrogen levels, i dont think i lack it

>>11180335
Anon, both women and men jerk/jill it like several times per day from age 12-upwards.

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>>11180325
>I am a eunuch
>Why don't my sexual organs work properly
I'm sorry you got propagandized into mutilating your own body, especially at such a young age, but cmon now, put a little bit of thought into it

>>11180336
no i dont think so, i think youre just addicted

>>11180337
i was right this board sucks

my penis is sensitive but i refuse to touch it, i cry whenever i touch or look at it

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>having a normal sex drive is being addicted

>>11180337
>>11180345
trap porn is fucking disgusting do you really have to post it??

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>>11180347
baiting or not, I think you probably shouldn't be here

>>11180348
i would agree

theres a reason i dont venture out of /tttt/ or occasionally /soc/ (got banned though)

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>>11180325
bullet vibrators don't really do much on their own unless your prostate is already sensitized. A lot of the time, it takes a while before anyone starts feeling anything noteworthy in their ass. If I was you, I would consider a small dildo before anything else, vibrating toys in particular can be counter productive for anal because it can actually numb it from the vibrations. Use your fingers, to get used to penetration, use lots of lube (LOTS) and once you try to use your toy go very slowly, don't push too hard at first, once the toy is fully inserted, just let it sit there for a bit and let your body get used to it, then you can start moving it. Just remember, some people can take longer than others before they really start getting pleasure from their ass, so don't be discouraged at first. It also helps to be really turned on before, so try to ensure you are in the mood like that before trying anything.
>>11180339
>my penis is sensitive but i refuse to touch it, i cry whenever i touch or look at it
You should consider therapy or something about this, you don't have a good "relationship" with your genitals, you should learn to love your body.

>>11180347
Ok I just saw this and now I wish I didn't type all >>11180352 this shit for you, you sound unhinged if you go to a porn board and get upset when people post porn. You have a lot of shit to work out with yourself mentally.

>>11180352
thank you for all that <3

>>11180353
its porn of people that look like me doing things id never do. and its only getting posted cause im itt

>>11180354
>its porn of people that look like me doing things id never do.
It's depicting sex, you literally said before you wanted to have sex in your original post
>and its only getting posted cause im itt
It gets posted in these threads all the time, every single thread, don't be so self-centred.

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>>11180356
>expecting a tranny to be anything but a raging narcissist
cmon now anon

i hate red boards

>>11180354
You're never gonna have sex with men? Damn that's crazy

>>11180360
im sorry you think im going to stick my penis inside of a man??

no i want to *get* fucked

>>11180359
>>11180361
no one is forcing you to be here, just leave you stupid bitch. goddamn.

>>11180361
Literally the only fems topping here are fem4fem and the majority is guys topping you're just making shit up to get upset about lol
Why do you do this

>>11180325
>/tttt/ told me to go here
I did, but I didn't do a good enough job
1. don't trip
2. don't point out you're tran until necessary
3. don't trigger seethe
4. don't respond to bait, e.g. don't do >>11180347
5. if you get upsetti, take a time out, and don't respond. this is much easier when you don't trip and maintain anonymity
>>11180348
yeah she's drama-adjacent, whether on purpose or not
my bad on not posting the above to her the first time around
>>11180352
based, thanks for the help

>>11179287
They can't just grab both zippers at once and open both slots?