post girls and guys with huge cocks that are visibly showing them off, proud of them, smug about it, posting them online, etccontinuation of >>9573711inspired by the astolfo cosplayer with such a monster cock it trended on twitter for 10 hourswhat step are you at in your awakening /d/?1: denial about how great huge cocks are2: starting to compare self and feeling bad3: comparing self and feeling bad + turned on4: accepting fate and only turned on by iti went from stage 3 to 4 a few months ago and now i can get really into it without feeling like shit after. great stuff!
>>9587394i have a statistically big cock but i still think this is the best thread on the board. the subject matter is incredibly hot and i intentionally seek out amateur stuff where the guy is super vocal and cocky about being hung despite not really giving a shit about being big myself. guys who know how big they are and flaunt it are so fucking hot.
>>9587478agreed, and even if you got a big one there's always someone bigger anyway
>>9587468>>9587469Where did the guy who made this edits go anyway? Over the years ive accumulated many dicks that need embiggening
>>9587478>i have a statistically big cock yeah, everyone has. those statistics are made by people wanting big dicks
>>95876088.3"x5.5" is statistically big by any measure last i checked. not that i care, still a late twenties virgin, and sex and being in a relationship period doesn't interest me at all. if it happens it happens but i will never go out of my way to have sex.
>>9587394>Tried step 2, but I am too big for anyone to feel bad about it What now?
>>9587710quit role playing. that's step 0
>>9587716but I am statistically big, why should I feel bad about that?
>>9587718prove it or quit rping
>>9587554previous male oriented huge cock threads got him here, then cause this is /d/ after all, people reeee'd about male content so we up and leftshame, cause he was doing some fucking fire editing towards the end, straight up photoshopping bigger manga dicks into other manga images, we got so luck those threads
>>9587729roleplaying would be him using another dudes dick pics as his own. lying about your dick size in a thread like this is pointless, you have nothing to gain from it.
>>9587729Literally half the world's population has an above average dick.This is a fact
>>9587768not 8.3" you idiot please stop embarrassing yourself and wasting our time
>>9587777any dick above 5.5 is "above average" on a world-wide scale.Simple as >>9587781
>>9587777"Above average" doesn't mean what you think it means.
>>9587394If it has a cock it ain't a girl
>>9587799wew, so braveproclaiming this in /d/
It is your duty to submit to anyone with a bigger cock than you, even if they don't want you to! Pamper and worship them until they realize the truth of their superiority!
what do, /d/?
>>9587839I don't know
this is the kind of milkers i can get behind (and in front namsayin)
have we started the fire?
yes, the fire RISES
seeing a lot of huge cocks but not enough arrogance or proudly showing them off
consume the cum beer, ingredients: cum
>tfw 8+inches get bored of topping from too much porn only really into dom femboys,traps etc...Theres just something so hot about subbing for someone weaker than u.Also where those kotomitako pics cant find anywhere online
>>9588006check Idol (Sankaku) Complexhttps://idol.sankakucomplex.com/?tags=kotomitako
>what step are you at in your awakening /d/?3-Alt: comparing self and feeling smug + turned on>>9588006https://idol.sankakucomplex.com/?tags=kotomitako&commit=Search
>>9587743Ah that sucks
i just come here to read about ungodly monster cocks, y'all acting like anything that isn't a 1'0'' is special
>>9588091yeah gotta love irreversibly blowing out your asshole. i don't know how anyone gets anything bigger than 6.5" up there. go knock on Jonah falcon's door i guess, if he can even get it up anymore.
>>9587684okay im weak for you now
"look how much I grew since last time, mom!"
>>9588270ive got a friend with a huge dick that just wears boxer briefs around his house and sometimes his mom comments on how big his penis is
I wish having a big dick actually mattered to women as it does to men. I'm 7,5" x 6" and women basically don't give a shit about it unless it's a problem ie. it wouldn't fit.Idk maybe I could monetize it somehow but I don't think there's even nearly as much demand for big cocks as there is for big tiddy
>>9588451literally every time dick size has come up in conversation with ex girlfriends or just female friends for me they have said they prefer bigger than avg at least
>>9588455That's just talk. By bigger than average they probably mean 6" or something, but bigger than that it's "nuh uh" territory.
>>9588461tell that to my ex with the coke can girth dildos
>>9588463Yeah obviously size queens exist but we're talking on average here. Average man likes big tits, average woman doesn't care much about dick size.
>>9588467yea I'm talking on average and when girls I personally know talk about dick size they prefer bigger ones. all of them. if you think the're all exceptions and not the rule thats a major statistical aberration so I think that's less likely than girls you knew just acting unimpressed or you just lying. between the two of us you're also claiming you have a rare dick size on top of that so...
>>9588432They’ve probably fucked at least once. Or at the very least an awkward handjob and hesitant ball lick during Christmas break.
>>9588270Where can I find me a gf like this?
>>9588494thanks for the laugh anon you had me going there for a second
>>9588494>these are the guys that humble-brag about "being too big"like poetry, btw stop posting your disgusting crusty dick in a thread created for only big dicks
>>9588653>>9588663k, so what's a realistic big dick to you then? I know this is a hentai board if that's an average irl cock to you then I don't know what isn't.
>>9588683I see myself in the mirror every morning, isn't that enough? :^)
>>9588683some people genuinely think a large percentage of men are 9"+. don't let it bother you, they're probably ignorant or not in the best mental state.
>>9588451>>9588494lmao I think I know why women aren't impressed with your dick dude and it sure ain't cause you're too big
>>9588699my most common lucid dream is being a futa and performing autofellatio just laying on my back in bed. don't know what that says about me. futa autofellatio is so insanely fucking hot and never gets old for me. the idea of just being able to effortlessly suck yourself off/swallow your own cum so casually like nothing always turns me on. i could only get a little past my head at my most flexible when i was younger, still hurts your back and neck a little though and doesn't feel as good cause you have to really strain and stretch.
>>9588737yea autofellatio is hot as fuck. needs to be way more art of futas or femboys showing off how they can suck themself easily or bragging about it
>>9588740i always come by here to see if a selfsuck thread is up but there usually isn't, i love the subject so much. fucking your own tits, being able to smack yourself in the face with your own cock and just overall lusting over and effortlessly kissing/worshipping your own dick like its some separate entity. such amazingly hot stuff.
>>9588746also the idea of waking up and having your morning wood be directly in front of your vision and the first thing you see, throbbing with anticipation, maybe even touching your face or mouth. waking up to see you've accidentally came all over your face or tits throughout the night. being a futa is the ultimate peak of sexual and bodily perfection. so insanely envious it can never be a reality.
stop dreaming about sucking dicks like faggots and post big dicks
>>9588794imagine waking up like that and the very first thing you do before you even open your eyes is put your mouth on your morning wood and suck yourself off every morning
>>9588883tasting your own precum straight from the source the first thing in the morning would be heavenly. needing to suck yourself asap or you couldn't do anything without your giant futa cock aching from your rock hard morning wood. my dream.
If anyone wants to be my hung femboy e-bf I'll give him my discord address. You just gotta send a note to kagea on deviantart.
Did a quick one shot for you guys.https://pastefs.com/pid/271877>A futa, proud to own the largest dick she knows, meets a trap that teaches her the meaning of "there's always a bigger fish"(Apologies in advance for the grammar issues I'm sure are there)
>>9588432does she say it in a manner like "can you please put that big thing away and put some damn clothes on" or is it like "you realize that big thing of yours is showing again?"
>>9589745"Honey, put some pants on, your hefty bulge is making anon feel bad about himself."
>>9589720I love it, great size choices too
>tfw everyone loves hung femboys
>>9589720surprisingly good stuff anon! do you have more like that saved somewhere?
>>9590578I wish people drew more of it it's like my favorite thing
>>9587478Big Dick here, I have the same problem but I'm a big guy and I have big hands, so my dick looks normal lolhttps://imgur.com/a/a0G9E81
>has big dick still prefers to subWtf god is this some joke
>>9587394But that dude clearly edited his pics before blurring them. Or are you going to tell me you believe every 10 inch dick pic on the web?
>>9591700They had videos it was legit
>>9591700he released uncensored too, dicklet moron
>>9591804thick veiny shipgirl dick
>>9588432can you tell more about them?
>>9591947i said more and it got deleted
>>9591700I can feel the small peepee energy from all the way over here.
>>9590110>>9590236Thanks guys. Unfortunately, I don't have any more stories in this vein to share. If you're into more lovey-dovey stuff though, I have an ao3https://archiveofourown.org/users/freeiphone4s
>>9592959is that you, based editanon?LONGER
>>9593009i just like hung as fuck astolfo dickslonger?
>>9593206Im with you on that. I prefer Astolfo with a massive cock rather than some tiny pp some artists give him.
>>9591084jesus christ, you got discord or something?
>>9593240it matches his confidence and dont give a fuck personality
>>9593240that dross pic was so fuckin hot i had to make him appropriately bigger and by your request longer toono idea why I like astolfo with a big as fuck dick, maybe its the contrast between him being feminine and then showing off that megadick that makes it hot?
some time ago i went with a shemale, my idea was to get a bj but i ended up getting my mouth fucked by the biggest cock i have ever seen. my throath hurt for a fucking week bu it was really hot.
>>9588455Girth is what really matters.
>>9593206LONGER pleasegood taste btw
>>9588455problem is, women can't tell what an average cock is even if it was plowing them in the ass.
The thing I hate about this theme is that I'm not into domination at all. I hate, HATE that kind of dirty talk, emasculation. I'm all about mutual respect and appreciation, so while I love the posts where the futa is really proud of their size and shows it off, I absolutely fucking DETEST the size/humiliation posts, which seem to be like 99.5% of futa captioning. Nothing against the rest of you who enjoy it. It just makes me sad that so little of it is enjoyable for me, because I REALLY like the theme.
>>9593777I'm with you. Punching down sucks.
>>9593777Thirded, why can't everyone just have fun with someone's monstercock?
>>9593313How the fuck were you actually able to find one without paying for it. None of the trans women on any of the dating apps in my area are actually attractive and I just wanna suck some shecock
>>9593730longer than that?dang anon, it already didnt even fit in the image frame and you want it even biggerim not complaining though
>>9594804I need me a hyper hung bottom like this
>>9594831Imagine Astolfo riding on you and seeing his hung mammoth cock towering over you while it flails around spraying his loads all over the place as he repeatedly reaches orgasm
>>9588637i regret to inform you that 0% of the population is purple
>>9595029not the living population maybe
>>9595029I think they were talking about the sporty hung boy, anon
its getting more and more popular for big pp monsters to post their cock online and let the free cash and worship roll in
>>9595097Big monster pp is made to be worshipped
>>9595099yea and the people blessed with them are realizing that. its not fair but at the same time i love finding out when someone makes more off their huge cock than i do working 40 hours a week
>cute>fat cock>not long cockCan I still rake in dicklet dollars?
>>9595108depends how cute and how fat
>>9595115Very and 6x6"
>>9595120i think you could make enough money for it to be worth it if thats true but it would take at least a few months unlike monster cock astolfo going from a couple hundred to >50k followers with one cock post
Can we please post something other than Astolfo?
>>9595152find us a monster cock femboi cosplaying another character and well post them instead
>>9595156Fuck off. Make an astolfo thread if you're so obsessed with him.
>>9595165why are you mad
>>9595170If you liked vanilla icecream, but then for a week all you were given to eat was vanilla icecream, you'd hate it, wouldn't you?
>>9595182even if this analogy matched the situation it would be stupid because i also like astolfo and have seen a lot of astolfo and dont hate it
>>9594804looooongerand maybe an email, rare to find someone with this taste
>>9594804You should try this one, and go overboard, an impossibly long bulge>>9587812
>>9594804could you do one that long but only as thick as the original image(and the balls are original size too)?
>>9594804If youre taking requests, these much longer would be cool>>9588270>>9593289
>>9591785are you talking about the videos or the pics themselves
>>9587394I’m at stage three of having a big cock. >when young not know your big compared to others because I didn’t look at others dicks. >gfs tell me it’s the best and constantly hmu even if they have bfs and I’ve treated them bad>finally realize my cock is big and I should be proud at age 25
>>9595295looooonger?fuck anon you really like hyper hung as fuck astolfo
>>9595586Eigaka stuff is great too, love the way he draws hung traps and their monster dicks
>>9596117how big are we talking here?
>>95962109 and thickness is 6.5
>>9596162hyper hung astolfo with just a fuckingmonster truck cock is extremely hotughlooooongerat-least- doubleyou shud drop a contact as wella editor that loves long hyper trap cock would be very nice to know
>>9596215thats hoti did hear that girls dont always prefer huge cocks because it hurts to get fucked by a dick that big and thick, but i guess you know how to use it well if those girls keeps coming back to yougood on ya anon
>>9596235I can confirm the not all women enjoying it. Many don’t and frankly many Are not built to. They fantasize about it but can’t actually take it how they think. It’s very over sensationalized for sure but that doesn’t stop me from fucking these delusional hoes.
Yeah, the deal is, getting your cervix rammed fucking hurts. All the hentai that fucks the cervix, it breaks my immersion completely.Anyway, moral of story, bigger isn’t always better. What’s really important is how good you are with your tongue.
>>9596457Definitely and a good stroke game. Big dick can be great in the right hands. We can make it smaller simply by sticking less in
>>9595523Keeping the girth same was kind of hard but hope this is close enough to what you are looking for
>>9596457You seem to be speaking from experience.
tfw more pathetic losers rp about being hung than just admit theyre turned on by bigger cocks than theirs
On one hand, I feel bad because I don't have a monster dong.On the other, /d/ has skewed my perception of cocks so much that any IRL dick doesn't register as "big" to me anymore, so I only feel inferior to fictional beings.
>>9596819Monster dick erections are great and all but gigantic bulges like that are hot as fuck too, nice
>>9591700>>9587394I saw in the previous thread that people were having difficulty finding the original astolfo tweets and videos. Didn't realise people were having difficulty since I downloaded as much as I could before it all went down (Uncensored)I've uploaded them to a mega link.mega DOT nz SLASH folder/9JxX3QwS#dtVpORgLNWh8VaZrWMXLcw
>>9596875Based, ty anon
>>9596837i don't really feel bad about it any more like i used to. i just fantasize about having an enormous one like the top rarest luckiest guys do and sometimes jealous and turned on that they get to live that life.like the astolfo cosplayer who is huge but not the biggest of the biggest got over 50k followers for free for showing off his monster cock and lots of them are already worshipping it and dying for a chance to simp and give him money on onlyfans. imagine getting to live off your genetics and going through the rest of your life knowing that simply letting people see the massive cock you were blessed with is worth as much to society as working a miserable full time job.i personally know a hung trans that lives off her huge cock too already. she puts way less time and effort in than other trans private cammers but makes a ton more thanks to her size. drives me crazy
>>9596981 Care to share who this hung as fuck transgirl is so i can simp?
>>9596837i used to be pretty insecure about it, i still am but i think about it less>>9596981it's one of those things that doesn't really feel that important but also think about a lot
>>9596993sorry but not on a public site like this.
>>9596981That astolfo cosplayer not only has a nice cock, but they also have the bodytype to pull of a rather good crossdress, It's one thing to have a mighty schlong, but it's not going to get you 50k followers if you're an ugly bastard.
>>9597073he has a great body and he wouldn't have shot up like that otherwise but there are ugly bastards on twitter who got those kinds of followers for having huge cocks too just not as fast
>>9596812I’m hung. And still turned on by bigger cocks.
>>9597006atleast drop a contact
>>9597251you do if you want to hear it haha.
>>9597284you got firstname.lastname@example.org
>>9597334do you have discord?
>>9593247Do you have in mind an alternative?
>pretty big>but tall and fat so it looks normalI'll never be a twink with a horse cock and I carry that burden around with me every day.
>>9597284emailed you back
>>9596981I'm still in the feeling bad stage. It's frustrating knowing that someone else gets to experience that life, and you never will. Even in a vacuum with no other people to fuck or give you praise, i think it would just feel better. Its tiring saying this though, only to have others who claim to be hung saying it's nothing special, because of course it's not from their perspective.
>>9587790Well yes, but you must take into account that half the population is female.
>>9597546my kik is Limeate98 if thats okay
christ those astolfo pictures make me want to die. he was born more or less a god. yes, it took some talking to his friends, bit isnt the end result the same? He gets to be one of the "special ones"
>>9597838>tfw everytime you post nudes anywhere you get everyone in your DMs because subs want you to fuck them and doms want to fuck youIf it makes you feel any better anon all the attention is a little exhausting
>>9598327what do you mean talking to his friends?
>>9597838yea even just alone it would be so cool to stroke with two hands and lean down and suck yourself easily. what size do you wish you were?
>>9598053ok.half of the people who have penises, by definition, have an above average penis. the term you're probably looking for is mean deviation.
>>9598402no, it doesn't
>>9596222not him but it true i dont know why i found astoflo hot damn i want to make a oc like him with a hung dick any tips to make a good one ( ijust want design to make my pp hard)
>>9597753yea i got it
>>9596457Large dicks are for making men feel inferior. They are not for the sake of women's pleasure.
>>9598489That's rough bud
>>9598467I mean I'd be ecstatic for 8", but i dont really fantasize about anything past 15-20. At a certain point hyper loses its grounding, and what i like most about big dicks is just sort of the everyday experience, which is why talking to people with them is so frustrating. I like the idea of being slightly incompatible with your surroundings. underwear is too tight, pants reveal too much, your sexual value is constantly being reaffirmed and impossible for you or others to ignore, but if you're born with it that's impossible to understand. for a small guy an accidental boner would be humiliating if anyone even noticed, but if you're huge it becomes this game were you have to hide something incredible about yourself, and being caught only reveals a hidden quality. >>9598402 shit like this. assuming you are telling the truth, you have to understand we live in parallel universes, your experience with it is completely alien and novel to others but mundane to you because its been every day of your life and something that happened gradually. You get to have genuine objective "value" stuck to you from birth. every first encounter with someone is a validating experience, whether the like it or hate it because even if they want nothing to do with it, its because you are in essence "too good" for them. No matter what happens in your life you have this value, but that's like a paraplegic telling someone who can walk how good they have it. you literally cannot appreciate what you have, no matter how proud you are of it. You don't even know what it feels like to have a big dick, you just have one, its the only one you will ever have and it is only something that that becomes apparent when compared to others or is commented on
>be me>very skinny (but not really feminine at all) blonde boy>just barely until 8 inches long (barely exceed 20cm which is equal 7.87 inches) 5.5 inches around>never really think I'm that big because the only dicks I look at are oversized futa hentai dicks>6' tall so it doesn't look that monstrous on me even if I am skinny>incredibly shy, struggle to maintain a full erection for photos because I only actually get hard-hard when I'm super turned on, which usually only happens when I'm actually with a lover in person or waking up from a sexy dream, just looking at porn doesn't do enough or me to get fully erect>actually kind of embarrassed of the idea of people finding out that I'm pretty well hung for some reasonI'm not really that jealous of people who are bigger than I am honestly, I'm more envious of their ability to be confident and capitalize on it, even though I don't think I would like the idea of doing porn even if I had the confidence to.I'm also only attracted either to females, futas and very feminine guys, and if they have a dick it has to be bigger than mine or its just a turn off lol
Has anyone ever gotten a GF for posting their huge cock? I swear that doesn't actually happen
>>9598839Happened to me, and it was the most abusive relationship I was ever in.
>>9598837Have kids to further the hung femboy race cause I know I am working on it. >t.7.5x6" 5'6
>>9598839If you have a huge cock and you post it somewhere with contact info, it's like the male equivalent of being a hot girl online and posting nudes. Everyone just hops into your DMs.You can get into a relationship with those kinda people if you want but usually it won't end well.
>>9598839I'm the poster above your post, and as I said, I'm shy and especially camera shy, but even if I wasn't I think I'm specifically saving dick pics for girls I'd call my lover first, they gotta deserve to see my dick first, cause if your partner only wants you because you're hung I can imagine that relationship would work out too well, like >>9598847 said.>>9598856What's the best way to make sure I choose a wife who also has big dick genetics? I'd feel bad if my sons ended up smaller than me. Is there a tell on women? Like a meaty clit or something?
>>9598937just ask how big their dad's dick is anon
>>9596338>>9596235Bullshit. Japanese anime porn has taught me a woman doesn’t climax unless you penetrate her womb.
>>9597838>tfw no hung, sweaty Tomoko gf
>>9598839Posting online? No, and I probably wouldn't want to.Whipping it out irl? Yes, a couple of times. Was mostly rather eh.
>>9588091This. 12 inches is basically the minimum
>>9598839She saw me as a piece of meat which is hot in a way but sucks when there's emotional involvement.>>9598837I feel similarly and am similar even in size, but I don't mind showing off that much as long as I keep it separate from my daily life.
>File too large (file: 11.16 MB, max: 4 MB)ironic
>tfw no pickled benis
>>9599087wish 12s were common irl even if I didn't get to have one
>>9598937>What's the best way to make sure I choose a wife who also has big dick genetics? Be their dad.
>>9598937>What's the best way to make sure I choose a wife who also has big dick genetics?impregnate specifically colombians, almost all big dicked trannies come from there, probably because of all the cocaine in the water supply
>>9598937There's no reason for you to ever know your childs dick size. And you of all people should know that while dick size is nice, it matter very little in any real relationship.
>>9600274it's about sending a message
>>9601148also not how genetics work but w/e
>>9598488>half of the people who have penises, by definition, have an above average penis.No it doesn't unless you first prove penis size is distributed more or less evenly around the mean. It may or may not be I'm not sure. If I had to guess I would say it's probably distributed normally which means you're right in this case, but I just wanted to point out the average doesn't always work that way. The average as a statistical measurement of the center is very susceptible to the influence of outliers. Consider the case of 10 numbers: 1 2 3 1 4 3 5 7 3 5 100, the average is 13.4 which is larger than 90% of the values. Don't know why I'm explaining basic stats on a huge cock thread on 4chan but I guess it's the old math tutor in me. The opposite works too, if enough people had micropenises the vast majority of men could very well have "above-average" penises. But yeah I'm just being pedantic, most natural phenomena are distributed normally so probably roughly half of men actually are above average.
>>9599137>>9598837Is that actually big enough to get attention? I'm also a similar size, and I know statistically it's on the larger end but I didn't think it was big enough for people to give a shit. It's like girls with DD tits, yeah statistically they are fairly rare and huge but it's not like they're ridiculously bigger than most women's and when competing online against the 0.0001% genetic freaks with J cup tits they don't seem that impressive.
>>9587812But sometimes the bigger wants to bottom :(
>>9601940My girlfriend called my cock average. That's just mean.But in all seriousness, there are approximately 3.9 billion cocks in the world, unless you have a plausible reason as to why there *wouldn't* be a normal distribution, most statisticians I know would assume normal distribution. Although, you are technically correct, which is the best kind of correct.Would you accept the use of the word "median" instead of average?
What i wouldnt give to have a huge fucking cockGod i have everything but this
>>9596162matching huge balls wouold be nice
>>9596162Please go longer
>>9595169I CAN'T READ WHATS FREE MAN
>>9602861Look at the prices, all crossed out.It's all free.
>>9602244You could have a huge cock that doesn't fit inside the majority of girls you meet, or is painful to fuck.or worse, halfway fuck, never actually balls deep.it's about girth my man.Girth and cum output.
>>9603613Yeah, I always make girls cum and they say my cock is big, one of them says it's fucking perfect to the point she can't resist itBut when I measure it it's average length and aversrage girth, and there are many positions just can't do without the damn thing slipping out, even doggy is too unreliable if the girl's ass is just too bigIt just fills me up with fucked up feelings even though women like itAnd then I see some hung guy just murdering a girls pussy, its like he's penetrating so deep it intos her soul
>>9603812>no futa girls with gigantic nanomachine cocks that can shapeshift their cocks into whatever hyper dicks they pleasenever seen even any doujin or lewds, why even live