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>Do you chase the anal-o or do you just go with the flow?

>Last thread
>>>9681744

>>BEST LUBES:
>J-Lube FAQ / Reference
https://www.anus.org/SEX/jlube.html
available on amazon as well
>X-LUBE
give X-Lube a try as well, it's like J but without sugar https://xlube.com/

>any non-water based options?
coconut oil and crisco are both widely loved

>silicone lube?
conflicting info regarding whether it'll destroy silicone toys or not, use with caution

>Panty's Guide to Anal Training/Blowjobs
https://imgur.com/a/TrGhL

>SurfboardPotato's Guide to Prostate Play
https://www.reddup.co/r/CumFromAnal/comments/8w065w/a_guide_to_prostate_orgasms_from_someone_very

>How to clean and be clean
https://imgur.com/gX3tVc7
https://imgur.com/eh1Itbl

>Get safe toys
https://www.kinkly.com/2/920/passion-play/sex-toys/sex-toy-safety-a-guide-to-materials

>what's the lighter test?
If you buy a chinesium sextoy on amazon or aliexpress, it's worth checking to make sure it's actually silicone; follow this guide to check: https://dangerouslilly.com/2014/03/deciphering-results-of-flame-test/

>Recoring a toy
https://imgur.com/a/gFS04

>Say hello
https://tagmap.io/tag/analgen
If you want to post yourself, go to /trash/ cbg and cross-link to it like this >>>/trash/36825066

for webms with sound cross-link it to gif like this >>>/gif/19167663
>kegel exercises for the size queens:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=hK4c-0HuoRE

We now also have a discord group, if you want to make friends with other enjoyers of anal toys and masturbation: rQE7XRHbBm
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>>9693406
Qott
Never had an anal o, don't much care either...just like stretching
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a cool thing happened today
> finally some time for anal
> clean up, get in the mood
> fuck myself, don't feel much
> quickly progress to a larger dildo
> still don't feel much
> cum without feeling anything
> start cleaning up, take a shower feeling sad because of a wasted session
> get out of the shower, suddenly feel like in the mood again
> "fuck it, five more minutes, probably won't feel shit too"
> suddenly my ass is super sensitive
> proceed the next 50 minutes fucking myself, riding the knot, enjoying every thrust
> didn't cum but it was fun nevertheless
god exists and he is benevolent
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>>9693575
i love and hate this feeling.
most of the time ill just ignore the 2nd wind, but the first time i ever managed to fist myself was in the shower after a session
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After using makeshift dildos for so long, I finally bought one on a sex shop and had no problem doing so. At first I thought I was going to stammer and fuck everything up, but I was surprised with myself about how calm I acted.
Anyway, got pic related: 20 cm (that's 2.87 BigmacsTall) and had an awesome riding, I wasn't going for an anal orgasm like many of you, just pure and simple pleasure while jacking off and oh boy! It delivered.
Comparing a real dildo to a makeshift one is not even close to fair. With a makeshift dildo I never felt like I wanted more like i do now. Sure I'll be upgrading to a bigger one soon.
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>>9693766
I was freaked out the first time I went to a sex shop to buy a dildo. Thinking about it now, that was silly of me, and I probably should've went to a more high end shop.
I'll never forget this other time I was in a nicer sex shop buying a whip. The woman in front of me was beautiful and buying a big butt plug. The clerk was poking fun at her for not getting the larger one, and she was so hot and uncomfortable that it was incredibly sexy, and I've wanted to work in a sex shop since.
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>>9693880
When I went to buy the dildo, I was the only customer at the shop and the place was quite comfy to be honest.
Well organized shelfs with many variety of clothes, vibrators, dildos and even books about sex positions and fetishes. A sweet tutti-fruit scent was floating through the air making the whole place even more welcoming.
The person who attended me was a woman probably in her early 40's. Dressed in a formal, office-like suit with her black hair tied in a pony-tail she was very professional and guided me to the dildo shelf and made many suggestions about sizes and vibrations.
When I described I wanted a dildo with a suction cup and around 18cm, she suggested me the 20cm brown one. She was wearing a face mask, but I swear I could see a gently smile like she was reading me because she was right, it was exactly what I was looking for.
This whole interaction lasted for about 7 min, but I can say she likes working there.
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>>9693766
>>9693926
Yeah, same, I thought I would be extremely nervous and was prepared for the spaghetti to drop but it didn't dropped to much, I was very calm there. Being the only customer at the shop helped a bit.
The big problem for me was that in my language there isn't a proper word for dildo, so I was a bit lost for words there and didn't know what to say, so I ended up just looking at the woman attending me and stuttered just one word "a-anal", she made a weird confused face and I said "I-I'm looking for a silicone penis". After this she understood and was very professional to guided me through the store. Beside this it was a very nice experience, bought a 20cm silicone dildo that I still use after 3 years.
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>>9693993
>in my language there isn't a proper word for dildo
Neither do mine, "dildo" is a foreign word but people working on sex shops understand it.
The correct expression here would be "prosthesis" or, like you said, silicone penis.
Fortunately, the lady helping me understood the word "dildo", but I was so calm that I could have said "Give me a 18cm silicone penis, please" with a straight face.
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>>9693766
>>9693926
>>9693993
>>9694010
My first was a real sleazy shithole.
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>Do you chase the anal-o or do you just go with the flow?
I want to go with the flow and enjoy fucking for hours at a time, but I always end up cumming too quickly...
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>>9694215
That's completely fine anon, the question was more about whether you spend every anal session agonizing about whether you will get an anal orgasm or not, as long as you are enjoying yourself regardless of the outcome I think you are perfectly fine as you are.
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>>9694215
I have the opposite problem - I keep getting 90% of the way there but I haven't actually cum yet. It's kinda frustrating.
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>Bought some high quality silicone lube.
All I have is silicone & glass toys though, is it ok to go silicone on silicone?
My toys are John Thomas & a mid range starter dildo off Amazon
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Ok my dudes. I owe an Anon a review and an apology. Like 3 months ago I asked for advice on fisting and got some wisdom just in time for the Tantus V-Day sale. A lot happened in my life including getting very ill with the coof so I ended up going over 60 days of nofap before I finally shoved a dildo up my ass and came.

I've been absolutely addicted to the ripple large (pictured). I'm kinda shocked how I was able to take it all the way to the base by the second session. It feels soo good how the last bead is stretching me out and I've been fucking myself with it really hard and fast just to feel that big one more. I'm afraid that I may be starting down the size queen road because I'm wishing I had an even thicker toy!

Also 10/10 to whoever recommended J-Lube. I've never used such a good lube before. Everything goes in so easily! I always thought I had a tight or a small asshole but nope turns out I was just using shitty lube. I've never had so much fun even just fingering myself as I'm having with J-Lube!

I haven't even tried the cone that I bought or the other dildo (charmer). This past week has been anal sessions every other day. I tried masterbating "normally" once and it just didn't feel as good. I've decided that I would only let myself cum while doing anal.

I haven't hands free yet but honestly it isn't really my goal; I just want to feel good. I'm pretty sure I had a P-O the first day. I was fucking myself with the ripple and suddenly I felt like I was approaching a peak so I started going harder and faster and it felt like I reached 95% of a 'normal' orgasm but it couldn't quite go over the hill. But that crest happened like 4 or 5 more times before I couldn't take it and started using my penis. When I did cum it felt really different than when I use just my penis. I can't even describe it but maybe like how I imagine a girl would cum? It was really really good though. I was panting so hard I almost passed out. It took me all day to recover! (Cont.)
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>>9694517
The plan now is to actually calm down enough to try the other toys lol. I bought the charmer because it looked really appealing to try to beat on the prostate with. And the cone will eventually help me be able to fist myself (hopefully)!

I'm super grateful to the wise Anon who helped me out all those months ago! The inside of my ass has been tingling and I've been super horny rubbing my ass against everything fantasizing about the next time I get to use my toys lol. I love you oh wise Anon!

Btw I also used hair removal cream for the first time and I can also HIGHLY recommend. I'm going to keep hairless from now on especially down there. It makes playing so much more enjoyable when I dont look like a fucking orangutan, plus the hair doesn't get in the way!

I'm going to update when I actually get over the honeymoon phase and actually have a proper review on all the toys but man is my mind blown. I actually feel bad when my ass isn't being stretched. It feels.. empty and sad lol. I might just need to buy a plug for long term wear xD
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>>9692274
>i legitimately didn't know it was supposed to feel good until other people told me. i thought it was all mental
For me, it could have started early: I remember I always liked to hold the shit in for a while before going to the toilet. It gave me a pleasurable feeling. I might have thought that it was cool to delay the "call of the wild", but there was a definite physical component of pleasure holding it inside, and of course also pleasure when letting it out. And yes, it's very mental too. I've always liked to venture in forbidden spaces, mental or physical, and we are told to hold that asshole tight, not shit on ourselves, and otherwise ignore it. Therefore I'm very attracted to everything I can do/feel with my ass. I do other things in my life, but the ass? it's fun by itself.

>if i had to measure it, i started off feeling less sensitive down there than the rest of my body
I have the option of fapping with my dick whenever I want, but I hardly do it. I must be very bored to go for it, and it feels so... pfff quick. My ass feels way better, for way longer, and after getting a bf, the anticipation that shows in my face before he goes in with his dick/hand is clear. The area gets more sensitive during the session, and I can get a sting of dick pleasure if he sucks me, but it's the ass that's become central. I must say that my ass pleasure has increased 10x with a bf compared to solo. I need to do solo also, but another person has a better angle. To better explain how much I like anal, I wouldn't at all mind the sex/gender of an anal partner: I con't care if it's a young boy, a girl, a middle-aged man, an older woman; my sexual preferences don't play a role.
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>>9692274
>i just kinda stopped with anal
why did you stop if you don't mind me asking?

>it's doesn't hurt and it doesn't feel bad, and the mental aspect is fine. the worst part is just the sheer amount of prep
Hm; I'm not into scat in any way but I see that some anons don't want to see/touch their shit at all, or want a perfectly clean session, pro porn style, and for those, prep is a chore. I don't mind fishing out my own shit with my hand for a quick cleaning, even if I don't get turned on by it at all. I just clean and continue. I also don't mind doing a deep cleaning and then 2/3 of my thick intestine is empty, so no prep during a 24-48 hour period; sometimes it's been four days eating vegetables and chicken. Some other times the dinner shows up at my asshole in just 8 hours, but I clean and continue. When cleaning is pleasurable, it'w win-win. Same with pissing: I get the feeling that some anons don't even want to piss during a session. If I have to pee, I do it on the floor, over myself or however and whenever it comes. It's fun and clean. Just don't get it over water-based lube because it can rinse it away, but otherwise, piss is fun too. I also don't mind about climaxing. I have not yet cum from anal but I'm not sure I want to.
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>>9694517
>>9694521
>A lot happened in my life including getting very ill with the coof
I'm glad you're better now. Makes me sad to know another buttfriend can't enjoy his toys.

>J-Lube
I never used J-Lube, I can't get it where I live. The only way would be to import from a foreign veterinary shop and the price is astronomical, on the other hand water based lubes are easy to find and pretty cheap. I wish one day I could try J-Lube, though.

>I'm afraid that I may be starting down the size queen road
Don't be afraid, you're just getting better and it's only normal for your ass to be able to take more. Sure there's a limit and it's wise to respect it, but while your ass ask for more you can keep going

>I tried masterbating "normally" once and it just didn't feel as good.
Same here, I never managed a hands-free cum. When I'm going down my dildo with a good rhythm I have to resist and not try to jack off for a while or else I would cum almost instantly, then I can touch my dick have an excellent orgasm. I'm not doing normal masturbation anymore, my ass feels empty and I can't cum properly, if I manage to cum it's almost dry.

>Hair removal
I use a body groomer and works really well

>I'm going to update when I actually get over the honeymoon
Thanks for sharing your story, tell us about the charmer later and if you manage to fist yourself.
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>>9694543
Thanks fren :)
I dont quite have the lung capacity that I did before (I get winded quite easily) but it's getting a lot better over the past couple weeks. I hope I can recover fully eventually!

Also J-Lube is amazing!
https://www.amazon.com/Powder-Mixes-Bottle-Gallons-Lubricant/dp/B07V3TJCHM
I bought mine of my country's Amazon and it was like 20 bucks. Cheapest lube I've ever bought in my life. I can't imagine that you can't get shipping to your country from Amazon of all places! I've heard people say X lube is better than J lube so I'm going to try that next. I can't imagine anything is better than J lube tho. It feels sooo good and it's just the perfect mix of thick (depending on how you make it obviously) and soo soo slippery. I like to make it so thick that it almost globs up like gellatin and even though it's thicker than any lube I've ever used before it's actually like 3 times more slippery too. Good luck and keep looking! J lube is really worth it imo.
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>>9694521
Any specific brand of cream?
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I kinda want to try a more intense/aggressive toy. Not in a size-case. Im more talking about the form and texture. With a lot of spikes, bumps, maybe little tentacles, or soft hooks, or something like that, i dunno. Like in hentai. What do you think? I guess its very rough for a sensitive, fragile, soft and gentle insides?
Not like im about to buy it - just thinking.
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>>9694640
(same with onahole, actually)
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>>9694580
Yes I used the sensitive formula of Nair. I tried it on a small patch of skin on my arm first then waited a few days to see if I had any allergy since I'm usually very sensitive. It worked great and it lasts way longer than shaving and more importantly there are places on my ass that are extremely hard to reach with a razor lol. Just apply the cream and 10 minutes later wipe away to reveal perfectly smooth hairless skin. Just make sure you aren't allergic before you apply to your sensitive areas!
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>>9694640
I think maybe you should look into flared toys or toys with knots or something. A straight out protrusion like a spike would probably feel really bad no matter how soft the toy was. Plus I would be terrified of riding the toy very hard because one of those protrusion might tear something if you get a little too aggressive with it lol.
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Any guys here do depth play? I can take pretty big toys (8cm diameter), but only some 18 cm deep, so I've been thinking that I should move on to training that, probably with a S or M slink. But I wanted to ask first, how hard is cleaning out for depth play for you guys? The few bad times I had when I went overboard with enema and got some water too deep kinda turn me off this. Does eating psyllium daily help a lot? Also, once you “open up" with something like slink, is it generally possible to take 30 or so cm long not-so-soft-and-tapered toys inside? I'm talking about L size Beastli from John Thomas toys to be exact.
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>>9694791
>got some water too deep kinda turn me off this
Exactly what are you talking about? how did some "water too deep" present some problem?
I have a 19 in hose that I can slide completely inside me to clean. It's about 1-1.5 in diameter; I just turn on the water on the shower until it hurts a bit and my belly is a bit bloated and I can hold no more. Then I sit on the toilet and let everything come back out. Feels like I'm sick and have diarrhea, but afterwards I'm good for a couple of days.

I don't have any of those toys, and I don't eat any psyllium. I eat a clean diet.
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>>9694713
>Just make sure you aren't allergic before you apply to your sensitive areas!
Yeah, and don't do what I did and get stoned and lose track of time and let it sit too long. Chemical burns on my ass and balls to the point of my nethers being one huge scab was horrible. I'm super surprised I didn't get any scars. I was hairless though! I'll never forget that first wipe of the skin in the shower to remove the hair and seeing many layers of skin go right along with it.

I don't bother with hair removal anymore. I used to a bunch. There was a time in my life I was hairless from the waist down aside from a small landing strip above my dong.
It was so much effort though. So much. And it was just getting harder to keep up, and I absolutely hate the way my hair feels when it starts growing back.
I did notice however, that the hair in my ass crack, and on my butthole never came back fully. Not even close to how much I had before. I wonder if eventually my asscrack would remain hairless if I had kept up on it.

Whatever though, it's not like anyone's looking at it, or fucking me.
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>>9694890
>Chemical burns
Don't use words you don't know the meaning of. At most you got a rash, idiot. No product bought at a fucking pharmacy will give you "chemical burns".
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>>9694921
You're an idiot.
Loads of stuff can give you chemical burns. Hair color products are common if you leave them in too long. Even teeth whitening shit (stuff the FDA lets you put in your mouth) can give chemical burns too, of course stuff designed to melt your fucking hair out of your skin can give you one.

The key is to read the fucking instructions. There are warning labels for a reason. Some products are not designed to sit on your skin for an hour, but are otherwise completely safe within the time directed for use on the bottle.

I can buy a gallon of bleach and have it shipped to my door and soak my foot in it. I'd never do that because that's retarded, but to say bad things can't happen because something is sold in a store and "should be safe" is absolutely ridiculous. Chemical burns are real and you can get them from shit you're able to buy in stores.

READ
THE
FUCKING
LABELS
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>>9694934
>READ
Who are you telling that, fucking retard? You were stoned, you didn't read, you are officially the retard, now shut up, let the grown ups talk, waste of dna.
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>>9694941
I'm not that guy. I didn't sleep with nair in my ass.
You're the retard saying shit bought from a pharmacy can't give chem burns when it's false. You shut up.
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cool thing happened yesterday
>went to take a shower
>thinking tom myself my ass is pretty clean i took a shit not long ago
>it's been a long time since i tries any buttstuff
>never tried more than a finger or a toothbrush
>decides to use some soap as lube
>slides a finger in feels great
>slides two it feels amazing
>i wonder
>mfw i can fit three
never felt hornier in my life
next step???
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>>9694921
I don't know why I have to Google shit for your sorry fucking ass.
>Nair and other depilatory creams can burn your skin, even if you use them as intended. The active ingredients in Nair are chemicals like calcium hydroxide and potassium hydroxide. These chemicals cause the hair shaft to swell so the chemicals can enter and break down the hair.
And why are you being such a fucking ass anyways? I didn't imagine burning myself with Nair, and don't really know why you think I would make up a story like that. It's not flattering, and was my fault as well.
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>>9694943
Are they already awake in fear-mongering retard land? One can die of yet another thing! Today: Pharmacies are the anteroom of Death, and no one is talking about it!!! Inform yourself and don't get horrible disfigurements from Nair application!
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>>9694957
You are off topic, you are an idiot, you mix sex and drugs, you can't read. Don¡t waste our time with obvious advice! Do you live in Eritrea perhaps? Can't you process more than 15 words at a time? What part of "do a spot test" don't you understand? That's on every hair removal cream's instructions, imbecile. You didn't read, you were stoned, you are a druggie head, this is an anal thread, not an idiot thread. Your fear mongering is not welcome.

And you have a hairy ass because you don't know how to use hair removal, lol.
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>>9694713
I have a problem with ingrown hairs, do you know if this prevents it? Or is it the same with razor?
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Jesus I go away for a few hours and people are calling each other mean names :(
Please no bulli other buttfrens!

>>9694987
I've never had ingrown hairs so I cant comment but you could try a small dab on a hairy part of your arm or leg to see what happens. For me it was perfectly hairless. Like not even the closest shave I've ever done was that close and it took 3 or 4 days for the first hairs to start visibly re growing. I can't think of a reason you would have ingrown hairs from this but if anyone else knows better then you should listen to them.
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>>9694987
I have a problem with ingrown hairs with nair, or a razor. They say moisturize, loofa, and more moisturizer, but I still just get them when the hair starts growing back. I've also tried the no bumps lotions and creams, they help but I still get them.
Don't know if yours are as bad as mine though. I feel like I'm pretty unlucky in this.
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>>9694947
1. Buy J lube off Amazon
2. Bookmark Tantus' web store and wait for 50% off sale.
3. Buy phallic objects and stuff them up your bum to feel very good.
4. Vote Ron Paul 2024.
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>>9694564
>Also J-Lube is amazing!
>I bought mine of my country's Amazon and it was like 20 bucks.
Easy for you to say. After converting to my currency, adding shipping and import fees the price would be just too big, like this anon said >>9694543. It would be like 7 times the price of a generic lube.
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>>9695048
Yeah but the one container of powder is enough to make like 10 litres of the shit. I'm pretty sure it would still be cheaper to J-lube but idk. You should move to a more anal friendly country :(
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My J lube will be here on Monday, less than $20 and it makes 6-8 gallons? That is so much less. I used to pay $20 for a liter, and it was always garbage. The one I have now is almost worthless.
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Does anyone know a good place to find larger toys that like taper into a very large base? I can take a Sleipneir medium from bad dragon all day but im looking to go bigger.
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Ishimura
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>>9695165
The anal king, yes.
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>>9694987
it's not as bad because you haven't cut the hair with a razor, so it isn't going to be pointy on one end. your hair is still going to grow back, though, so if you sit on your butt a lot or wear tight clothes or whatever the hair can still grow in. your best bet is to exfoliate and moisturize regularly so that any growing-out hairs don't have a chance to stick back into your skin.
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>>9694808
>I'm good for a couple of days
So do you just eat nothing or is your metabolism slow as fuck?
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>>9695019
Yeah, I just arrived after posting a reply this morning, for the brave anon that recovered from the coof and now everyone are going back and forth about chemicals and shit.
We're all united here by the same pleasure. We should treat our buttfrens well.

>>9695048
This guy gets it, living in some countries are a pain, it's not only in the fetish department, we pay more for everything, from electronics to clothes. Damn this government's incredible amount of bureaucracy, taxes and regulations making everything expensive.

>>9695055
>anal friendly country
I wish. As a consolation prize I have the government fucking me daily.
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i know that psyllium husk is super useful, but holy fuck drinking it is unpleasant. water ain't supposed to be that thick. please tell me you get used to it
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>>9695279
you don't need to mix it with water and drink the sludge
I just put a small spoonful at a time in my mouth and swish it around with water, then drink enough water afterwards
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>>9694890
Lol literally gay retard
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>>9695279
Literally chug the water fast as hell. I can easily down a 500ml bottle in 10 seconds or less. If it's going down so quick you won't even notice.

>>9695286
That sounds profoundly stupid. The shit tastes awful. Why would you intentionally put the concentrated shit powder in your mouth then try to wash it down with water after the fact? Just take a bottle of water, take a couple swigs, put the powder straight in the bottle, shake the crap out the bottle and then down it in one breath. If found that cool but not cold water helps lessen the taste a lot. Also you should be drinking a lot of water as you take it and after.
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>>9695331
lol it's not "concentrated shit powder", it's just some fiber. Did you buy some that was artificially flavored?
If you do the mixing in your mouth, then you don't have to drink it when it's thickened up. Obviously chugging the whole glass before it thickens achieves a similar effect.
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Can anybody tell me what I can use as lube thats a household thing or that I can buy somewhere that isnt a sex store or online? Will lotion work?
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>>9695396
>lube thats a household thing
no

>Will lotion work
also no

Just buy a water based lub from any drugstore. Unless you're or you look like underage no one will give a shit. If you're still afraid, go to a drugstore far from your home and pay in cash. That's it
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>>9695396
>lube thats a household thing
Yes
You can use coconut oil, it is surprisingly good as anal lube.
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>>9694921
>be me
>dipping into femboy/sissy shit
>decide to nair myself from the waist down
>that means EVERYTHING from the waist down
>read the labels, knew the risks
>decided to go for 10 mins to get the job done right
>oh how wrong it went
>minute six I start getting a pinch on my balls
>probably nothing
>minute seven there are more pinches
>pinches get sharper and more painful
>figure I may have over stepped my window
>especially when the bottle said to NOT put this shit on there in the first place
>I jump in the shower and prep the cleanup
>minute eight my nuts are on fire
>stings like they've been marinating in lemon juice, lye, and bleach
>im wiping away murky globs of hair with a rag
>every swipe is like rubbing really bad sunburn
>bunch my nuts up to look at the bottom of my sack
>beet fucking red
>the cock and ball torture sluts have nothing on me
>could literally see where the skin had been eaten away
>evening was ruined because of how spicy they were and movement just made them sting more
>fast forward
>nuts made a full recovery though I think with a little scar tissue
>certain parts of my butt don't grow hair anymore
>still use nair sometimes in certain places but like shaving more

tldr Nair is a chemical, it will give you chemical burns
Also you're an idiot
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>>9693406
Any recommendations for a squirting dildo?
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>>9695650
wild
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>>9695742
Most BD toys can have a cum-tube as an addon, so adding it to whatever you link isn't a bad option. They also have "lil squirts" which are just really small toys with cumtubes, and they are about as cheaps a BD toys get, if you don't care about anything else.

Other manufacturers also do cum-tubes probably but I have 0 experience with any of them, maybe someone else can chime in on that?
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>>9695814
*whatever you LIKE, not link
**as cheap as
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Help me anons:
>when playing with my ass with the aneros I start feeling the p-waves.
>follow those feels until I'm leaking precum
>but as I continue no matter how empty my bladder is I start to urinate a heavy stream as the pleasure ramps up
>viscous mix of what Im assuming is seminal fluid and urine
What am I doing wrong?
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>>9695286
based dry scooper
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what are some of your favorite toys?
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>>9693406
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>>9695823
IMO you're doing it right, I also have a feeling of wanting to pee, but pre cum is what comes out.
Since it can take some time to achieve this state, some urine may accumulate in your bladder and gets mixed with the seminal fluid. Don't worry and just let it go.

>>9695870
I have a 8in dildo and an anero-like toy. Two tools for two different purposes and I love both.
Small stuff compared to some other anons here, though.
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>>9695650
>>especially when the bottle said to NOT put this shit on there in the first place
maybe his problem is the drugs. Look anon, maybe you should only do drugs that come with a manual. That way, you can read it and understand it and follow it and... never mind

Anyway

girls laughing.jpg
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>>9695870
>what are some of your favorite toys?
For riding, the large Doc Johnson Shellshock and WAD Cosmic Crash. For plugging the DJ Little Boy for prolonged stealthy wear and XL WAD Orb of Oblivion for feeling full.

Special mention to claw style nipple clamps, the ones with the 4 pins on each clamp that dig hard into your nipple. They hurt like crazy and often make me bleed, but pulling them hard always pushes me over the edge of a (dry) orgasm.
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Hey what can happen if you don't wash your dildo before fucking yourself with it? I see people say things about absorbing stuff directly into your blood stream via your ass, so is it possible to get sick more easily if there are germs on your toy? Same question for lube, how long do you guys keep a batch of j-lube? I know it can go bad, since there's sugar in it, and it can keep longer in the fridge, but at what point would you consider it no longer safe?
>I promise I'm not asking this due to getting the sniffles the day after fucking myself with an unwashed dildo
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>>9696051
>this guy shoves weeks old crusty dildos up his ass and questions "is this cleanly and ok for my health?"
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>>9696071
tbdesu I rinsed it off
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>>9695148
Square Peg have some with a wide taper, designed for stretching. Their stuff is really high quality too.
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>>9696094
Nigga put that thing through the wash fucking boil that shit in water
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>>9696094
Honestly I just rinse mine too. Not like there's anything worse going in that hasn't been there before.

If I was into oral though then I'd be extremely fucking concerned.
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>>9696094
>>9696152
just wash it with hand soap?? the fucks wrong with you kikes
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>>9696051
>Hey what can happen if you don't wash your dildo before fucking yourself with it?
Realistically, not much as long as you already washes and dry your toys after use. Basic hand soap does the job just fine, just rinse well afterwards and let it air dry before storing. If you don't clean your toys you risk disturbing your gut flora which results in diarrhea or you getting sick. Any dirt not removed can also irritate or tear the bowel lining which is obviously not good. If you share your toys things are completely different. Always sanitize them unless you want to go full Ash Ketchum with STD's and catch them all.

>Same question for lube, how long do you guys keep a batch of j-lube?
Not too long I'd imagine due to Jlube containing sugar for bacteria to feed on. When in doubt I'd say smell and taste your lube. Your senses typically do a great job at detecting when things have gone bad. Personally I just use Xlube instead and make a single small batch in a 200ml condiment squeeze bottle. A batch stays safe to use for up to 2 weeks and making a new batch is only a matter of shaking a bottle twice over the course of 30 minutes at which point it's ready to use.
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>Haven't put things up my pooper for 3 months already because of reasons
>Really want to do it again
>County ia going through a drought and I can't even shower properly much less go through the ass cleansing ritual and post anal-blowout shower
saddening
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>>9694765
sauce on the picture?
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>>9695870
Oxballs pig hole ff
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>>9695279
You're better off putting the husks into something else and eating it that way. A smoothie is perfect since the cold will keep them from expanding and the texture is impossible to notice.

Short of that, you can fold them into yogurt and eat them that way. They give it a slightly grainy texture, but its not bad.

Or put them into some sort of thick food like refried beans.
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I want to fuck someone in the ass so bad but every time I fall in love they're never into it.
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>>9696489
That's a little gay.
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>>9695279
how much water are you using and how much are you putting in?
split it up and make it more diluted and drink fast
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>>9695148
Like this?
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>>9696792
>have little privacy but lots of time alone
If you can do the this while you are alone it's the same as having privacy.
>it wasnt "pleasurable" in the same way touching my dick was
>literally the best orgasm of my life
Makes no sense.
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>>9696852
>If you can do this
Fixed.
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>post removed
>almost every other post ITT equally bad
>OP literally has guides to what anon was talking about
>anons screeching underage at obvious NEET faggot
For free, on a porn board
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>>9697018
There are few people brave enough to search a NEET's room.
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>>9697034
IDK anon maybe whoever owns the basement is just an asshole
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>>9695286
>>9695331
>>9696479
>>9696634
thanks. tried drinking it heavier + diluting it once i got near the bottom and was able to drink it all.
the other tactics seem helpful too. might be worth mixing it up sometime
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>>9697115
*drinking it faster
not heavier
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>>9697018
Wait, they removed this post >>9696792 just because anon said he doesn't have privacy to have a toy? What the fug

>>9696971
Not everyone over 18 lives alone, retard.
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>>9697141
:^)
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>try anal
>get hemorrhoids
>3 years later try anal again
>get hemorrhoids again
>even though I was only using fingers and small buttplug
I don't understand why anyone would enjoy this
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>>9697384
those 2 things are probably unrelated honestly, I can take stuff bigger than my hands up my ass regularly and not get them. you might just be predisposed to them, talk with your doctor.
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On the subject of anal health conditions, I'm a little nervous. I hooked up with a guy for the first time and had anal not-quite-sex, with him mostly kind of pressing his dick against my asshole. My ass was sore for a bit, and I noticed bumps on the outside of my anys that have now turned into sores. I can't tell if they're fissures/tears or something like herpes. They're not oozing, they look more like canker sores, and I have one on each side of my asshole. How can I tell if these are herpes or not?
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>>9697405
Go to a doctor, retard.
If you are worried about him calling you a faggot they see that shit and worse all the time.
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>>9697454
I can't afford a doctor, I don't have any kind of insurance.
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>>9697455
Jesus christ I'm glad I don't live in a third world country.
Look, if you wanna go around catching STDs or otherwise doing risky shit to sensitive membranes without reasonable access to healthcare, that's your prerogative. Nobody here is qualified to help.
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>>9697455
Go to a doctor, and then when they ask you for money just leave
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I need advice. Lately I feel a stretch and sting every time I sit at the toilet between my ball and the outer perimeter of my anus, I guess. It feels tense to the touch, but eventually relaxes and doesn't really bother me while playing. Any thoughts?
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>using only toys for the last month
>planning to do a self fisting session for the weekend just to try something different
>weekend approaches
>deep cut my finger with while preparing dinner
Well, seems like I'm stuck with using only my toys for a while. I can't do it with my left hand.

>>9697469
>I'm glad I don't live in a third world country.
Healthcare is free in my third world country. The place that usually requires insurance and asks for absurd amounts of money to healthcare most of the times is 'Murica.

>>9697494
Are you talking about the perineum? Could be some internal hemorrhoids, but you would feel in the anus too if that was the case.
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>>9697547
>The place that usually requires insurance and asks for absurd amounts of money to healthcare most of the times is 'Murica
Like I said. USA is third world tier now.
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>>9695980
The mix seems to be a lot more urine than seminal fluid.
It comes out a solid pee stream after dripping precum.
Its more slightly more vicous and doesnt smell like pee but it always leads to me stopping when its really starting to get super pleasurable so no full on hands free orgasm yet.
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>>9697599
If you can get comfortable doing so, try a session in the tub so you don't have to worry about the mess.
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Anyone have any good reccomendation for EU based shopes?
Seems like most of the info around is about America.
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>>9697702
I've bought everything online from a domestic shop. It's not like they're underground, just go find them.
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>>9697727
That's not very useful, how do I know my domestic shop is reliable or not? I don't want to spend money on a local shop and get some nasty ass toxic thing to put in my ass.
I am Italian and where I live (the countryside) there's basically no shop for this kind of thing, that's why I asked if there was any reccomended european online stores.
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>semi-cheap dildos so always use condoms to be safe
>mfw I love the smell and taste of condoms now
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>>9697739
You're fucking stupid. Why would you buy from an "EU recommended" store? Recommended by whom? 4chan? Why wait a month for delivery? And what if you have to return it? Take a fucking train to the next city and find a sex shop, moron.
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>>9697794
>And what if you have to return it?
You are stupid
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>>9697794
Recommended by the people on this thread who usually know a thing or two about sticking shit up their ass instead of trusting the shop that wants to sell me their shit, it's not fucking rocket science.
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>>9697547
>deep cut my finger with while preparing dinner
>I can't do it with my left hand.
Have your ever heard about latex gloves?
They work really well.
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Complete beginner here
I have this small plug I like to use, I lube it up a lot to be safe as you should.
The other day though, I have noticed a single drop of blood after I was cleaning up.
It was just a drop, nothing much at all, but I still worry.

The toy was properly lubed up and I just put it in without pulling it out until I was done. I just did some kegels, nothing else.
I didn't keep it in for long, must have been at most a half hour.

Did I do something wrong? I am not familiar with this kind of play but I thought a toy this small wouldn't be a problem since I used a lot of lube.
Should I have used my fingers to open up a bit beforehand?
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>>9697953
Damn… chess is getting hardcore.

For real, that thing is way ahead of my league. Regarding the material and judging only by the picture, it looks like non toxic PVC.
Are you planning to buy it? How skilled are you.

>>9697966
This can happen when you're starting up and you did well to go small. The rectum's internal tissue is fragile, that's why many using makeshift dildo can get injured.
Anyway, if is just a small amount of blood and it stopped after you finished, you're fine. Wait a couple of days before trying again. Like you did before, lots of lube and a small plug/dildo to get you going. If it happens again, then you should stop and, if you want, go see your doctor because you may have a problem unrelated to anal play, like a small hemorrhoid.
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>>9697988
Ye maybe smallest are 3,5 to 4,5cm on base
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>>9697988
Thank you, I will keep that in mind.
Good to know that I didn't fuck up at least.
It was literally just a drop in the tissue and nothing else came out afterwards, but I will be careful next time and see if it happens again.
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I was up to riding the knot of my XL nova then took a break for several months. I finally got some time alone and was cleaned out and ready for fun within minutes.
I could barely fit the head in after an hour. All my toys are fucking huge now so i ended up just fingering myself.
It really blew me away how tight my ass got again.
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>>9697966
everyone's got hemmorhoids, just most (?) people only have them on the inside. nothing to worry about, but continue to be careful.
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>>9697956
>latex gloves
flick that shit. get nitril ones.
>>9697777
nice quads, but I guess it depends on the condoms. there are some I can't stand, and others that I don't mind at all. no idea about taste though.
>>9697702
there are loads based in germany and they ship eu-wide. what kinda toy you're looking for?
>>9697405
that definitely sounds like an std. get help before it gets worse, anon. even murican free clinics will treat that shit, because it's a serious issue
>>9696479
>refried beans
idk, that makes me think about cannons. combining gas and a "plug" doesn't seem wise
>>9695814
elypseart is more for the zoo crowd with realistic toys but they do cumtubes.
then there's this here list I still haven't browsed to the end: https://squirrelmunk.com/2017/10/09/list-of-fantasy-toy-makers/
there's bound to be something for you there, anon.
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>>9695148

tantus cone
though I don't like the texture of it, a tad too rough
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>>9697599
I think you're slightly hitting your bladder, it happens to me also. What I try doing is going shallower (or peeing beforehand). It's awesome when it happens though, doesn't bother me
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Have you guys ever been so horny that your balls hurt and just about any sensation down there kind of aches? And even after you cum it’s still tender for a while? Is that a good time to put an aneros in or will things be too painful? I think that’s a sign that the prostate is full of fluid and needs to be milked but I could be wrong.
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I think I actually need a cage but can’t convince myself to be okay with one. Every time I stop fapping so I can try to get a hfwo by the time I’m in the second day it becomes near impossible to avoid reacting to porn and eventually getting off. I’d like to make it to at least 3 days.
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Anyone from Argentina? I tried buying Jlube and it seems it's banned from my country's customs
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>>9698226
I only get like that when I edge with my dick for a while
imo it's a bad time to do anal because the aching pain is distracting and uncomfortable, and tends to make me want to clench up.
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>>9698278
Not from Argentina but just try searching in Mercado Libre or just import it from amazon.

>>9698226
>>9698318
Isn't that just epididymal hypertension? That's normal.
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>>9695279
I mix a spoonful with some orange juice.
Lately I've been using a fork to mix the solution, it does a pretty good job of breaking up the chunks.
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>>9695089
let us know how the J lube works

I just purchased Jlube in Canada and it was 45$. What am I in for? Buttgasms?
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Finally took my large slink to the base last night and I literally haven't thought about anything but doing it again since. Ive never felt so full and fucking myself that deep is so bizarre. I've got an 18" double ender that I haven't been able to get past my sigmoid but hopefully tonight brings new results
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>>9697777
Hmmm today I will make a dildo safe via condom (clueless)
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>>9698461
Man, I don't know. I'm the guy who bought the Jlube. Normally, for years, I've always used premixed lubes. Never anything crazy, or numbing, but just lube. In my years, I found a brand where I not only enjoyed their product, but their pricing as well.
Lately I've been using Lynx, and it's OK. Comes in a big bottle, and is somewhat inexpensive, and is slippery.
Last time I went to resupply, they were out, so I ended up with a product called JAV or some shit. It works... That's about all I can say. Yes, it's a clear, water-based lube, but I have to use so fucking much of it, and I have to reapply at less than ideal moments.
It's just terrible though.
Now I got my bottle of Jlube, and I don't know what to do. It has no mixing instructions. Literally it only says
>put powder on hands like soap and add water to make it lube.
I guess I'm going to fucking pretend I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night, and just toss the powder and water into a cup and mix.
I'll let you know.
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>>9698461
Ok, >>9698569
here. I just used the jlube for the first time. Had me a nice quicky in the shower after I mixed some lube up.
Holy fucking shit. HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
I know I'm not some anal baby here, or at least I thought I wasn't. FUCK. I've been plowing my own ass, and some other asses for decades. I'm fucking old now.
My entire life, well, damn near my entire life I've always used standard lube. Just whatever I grabbed off Amazon, or the sex shop shelf.
Man.
I don't even know where to begin, I'm all fucking loopy and fucked into retarded.
I mixed it up by hand in a little bucket. Just hardly any jlube powder, and a bit of hot water. Eyeballing it, seemed more than enough for one session. If I had to guess, 4-6 Oz.
First ting I noticed was how it was bubbling up. Bubbling like snot as I mixed it. Then I pull my mixer out, and there are strings like a mother fucker, like snot. I can't even deal with them, they're just there.
I get into the shower, and grab my standard warmup toy. It enters me like I'm not even fucking there.
Let me take it back a little, and just say that normally, I use a lube applicator to inject my normal lube into my butt.
I did not use that this time, I just put a bit of snotty jlube on head of my toy, and it walked into me like I was open for fucking business.
I've been putting things in my ass for DECADES. I have used home made, cooking, and sex lubes. An uncountable amount of things have been in my butt.....
I have never EVER had an experience like I just had. It was what I have been missing my whole life.
This lube was on an entire other level. Miles beyond ANYTHING I've used before. And I'll never use anything else.
I feel bad for the people who started on Jlube. They will never know what it means to use a bad lube, so they'll assume everyone has a Jlube experience all the time.
I literally can't talk this up enough. Sure, finding out it doesn't keep, and that you have to mix a batch every session kinda sucks. con't
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>>9698632
con't
Mixing it takes no time, and is far worth the payout. Not only does it lube great, the snottyness or stings are amazing, the bubbles are great, and since I'm mixing it, I use hot water, so it's warm is also great.
The level of lube I get from this makes me feel like I can do anything without any risk. I should start by doubling the size of my current toys, that's how much better it was.
A super bonus is, while it does rinse off with water, it doesn't do it without a little wiping, so I was able to use this lube, while I was actually under the water, with water running over my butt, and toy.
I can't just keep ranting. 20/10 is the score I give it, and I doubt I will use anything else.

I feel like I appreciate it more since I'm not used to the good life.
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>>9698632
>>9698644
Anyways, my "quicky" in the shower ended up using all the hot water, and I'm not even a little sore. Not even a little.
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>>9698632
>>9698644
>>9698649
jlube is fucking INSANE. literal world-class lube for dirt-cheap prices. god knows how they do it
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>>9698690
>>9698644
cant wait for you guys to discover xlube, same as jlube but keeps better
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Wait a minute... I've only been using my spit
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>>9698762
doesn't seem that important to me. xlube looks significantly more expensive, which sucks. it's not like the lube keeping in liquid form is a very big deal. jlube easy as hell to mix + i'm already going to be spending quite a bit of prep time cleaning out, so it's not a problem to make a new batch every time.
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>>9698632
>>9698644
Good review. It's a shame that it is not easily available in every country, but I'm considering buying it.

>while it does rinse off with water, it doesn't do it without a little wiping
For something this sticky I guess it's not easy to clean after a session, how is the cleanup after using it? Is it more difficult than a generic water based lube? When I'm in my bedroom I always use a towel under me to avoid anything leaking on the bed, I don't think I wanna change my position to the floor just because of a different lube
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>>9698894
Other anon here, I use xlube but the binders should be similar. Chlorides really fuck it up so a light bleach or even salt water should make short work of it. (also why you shouldn't use tap water if you want it to keep)
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>>9698894
Cleanup was fine, to rinse it off my butt, it took more rinsing and wiping then with other lubes, but it's not like it was a big deal at all, and well worth it since I can now get fucked in the water.
Outside the shower was normal, just a towel, and a wipe. No big deal.
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Relatively new anon here. I have been enjoying myself with the dildo poseted above for a few months, and I also got a Doc Johnson Platinum Super Big End for my first plug and to help stretch. Now I am looking at getting something a little bigger and I have been eyeing a Tucker from Bad Dragon omce they reopen custome orders. My question is whether to get a Medium or Large? The dildo posted above is around 8 inches in length, and the plug I am using is about 2.3 inches in diameter. The knot is the main concern with the Tucker for me. The medium is 2.7 or so, while the large is 3.3 I want to make a step up, which leads me to really want that Large, but honestly how big of a jump is that extra inch in diamtere going to be? I dont want to save up and wiat to purchase it, only to find that I need to buy something else to help stretch and accommodate.
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This thing came and none of the toys I have fit :/
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Does anyone have a brand of pygeum they like? I’ve been taking the Swanson brand for a long time, and I’m not producing any precum (I never have, though, so maybe my cowper’s gland is just permanently broken). I do really feel more sensitive after taking it for a while, but that could just be placebo. Either way, since these supplements are so poorly regulated, I’d like to try a brand that some of you butt sluts feel really worked for you.
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>>9698776
the reason i don't like jlube is because of all the sugar, which makes it weirdly sticky when it dries and also gives you gas if it lingers in your gut at all. xlube is a lot more inert besides the part where it doesn't rot faster.
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>>9698970
I have one. Use stap on belts, waist belts, or shoe laces. Works great.
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Anyone use K-Lube?
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at what point is a sign that I'm doing damage?
I don't want to be incontinent/lose control of my bowels but i do like sloppy/wrecked holes and prolapse. I know some people can push their rectums out with effort and retract them back inside but only after a LOT of stretching.
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>>9697993
It could have also been a small fragment of pepper skin or other undigested red food particle if it was that small.
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>>9698953
Just go for the large and warm up well before each attempt to use it.
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>>9698911
J lube melts when in contact with table salt. When I want to clean out and sterilize the bottle I use for mixing and storing J-lube I just add maybe 1 tablespoon of salt in there then water and shake it a bit and all the stuff stuck to the sides or the corners of the bottle just instantly melts and becomes not sticky. Somewhat stupidly I spilled a bit of the powder on my table when mixing and I decided to wipe it down with a wet paper towel and ended up lubing up my table. I just sprinkled some salt on the lube and wiped it down again with water and thankfully it un-lubed it lol.
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>>9699121
>I decided to wipe it down with a wet paper towel and ended up lubing up my table

>hey anon pass the salt
>fweeeee *smash*
I have olde timey saloon piano playing in my head now.
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>>9698979
do you drink enough water?
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Anons, quick question.
where and how can i hide one of thesee?
any ideas.
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Beginner here
How do you stroke your prostate?
pressure and direction
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>>9699181
When i was still living at home I had a bag of old clothing I didn't wear anymore and just kept my shit in the middle of it.
Really though, my mum never searched my room and I forbade her from cleaning it for me as long as I would do it myself.
It helps she once caught me having a wank and was a little more respectful of boundaries afterwards.
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>>9695650
>certain parts of my butt don't grow hair anymore
I'd take that as a win lmao
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>Me
>Have tried anal a few times
>Order arrived yesterday with many dildos
>Try them all
>Ass starts to hurt
>Be me, low iq stupid
>Go more even if it hurts
>Day after, Ass is sore.

Dont skimp on FKING LUBE
Ill probably have to wait a week until my ass has recovered to try again.
Will use tripple the amount of lube this time.

But got a vibrator for my nipples. Thats my best buy this year!
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>>9699329
>Have tried anal a few times
>Be me, low iq stupid
No, that's simply a rookie mistake, when you have to wait for so long for your stuff to arrive, you're too eager to try it out and over stretch your ass. That's why I urge new buttfrens to go small first.
I did the same mistake and learned from it. Also, if you don't do anal for a couple of months, your ass returns to an almost virgin state, well at least if you don't have a prolapse or something. That's why the ass is better than a vagina. A vagina, once used, is lost forever.
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>>9699363
>Also, if you don't do anal for a couple of months, your ass returns to an almost virgin state
Pfft. Not my butt. It's not blown out or anything, never had any issues. But I'll be damned if I think I'll ever get to the point where a sharpie or a finger feels tight again.
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So I've been using prostate massager for about two years now and it's gotten to the point where I just need to lie down in the right position without anything inside of me to get things going. I fear it might have gotten a bit out of hand as it's been two separate nights within maybe 2 weeks timeframe where I went from being in one of those positions to have some fun before I sleep. But insted of falling asleep I feel all warm inside and its shifting between sleep and just feeling good, and moving to a position that usualy does nothing doesn't work anymore. So I fear I have broken something in me, or maybe I should just chill it for a couple of days, or break myself completely as I've only ever had one hands free ejaculation.
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>>9699363
found the virgin. do you even play with your own ass?
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>the itch you can't scratch
>you want it but it's never enough
>you get horny
>you do stuff to your butt
>feels good but never gets you over the rainbow
>cum the normal way
>take stuff out of butt
>all i can think about is putting more stuff up my butt once it's empty
>know that even if i stuff my butt again i won't cross the finish line
it feels so good but it's so frustrating not finishingggggggggggg
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>>9693406
Is it better to clean out my ass with warm, luke warm, or cold water?
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>>9699481
>not cumming from anal

nigga wat
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>>9699525
As warm as you can comfortably tolerate. Don’t take that as a challenge. You shouldn’t be trying to boil your asshole. But in my experience the warmer the water the more relaxed I feel and the better things tend to move along. So as warm as you can comfortably take. Definitely not cold. Lukewarm is okay but doesn’t make me feel as clean as warm. Might just be in my head though not really sure I could prove it.
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>>9699526
I’m trying so hard it just won’t happen but it feels so good uwu
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>>9699527
>definitely not cold

Why? Cause of risk of cramping up?
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>>9699529
well then you're trying to hard. Just relax and stop thinking "jesus christ I bet I can cum anally like this any minute!"
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>>9699530
I’m not sure you’d cramp but the idea is to um, “melt” things so it all flushes out much easier. You’re not gonna do that with cold water.

Also
>warm water kinda feels like being filled with warm cum
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>>9699532
gotcha! thank you, anon! <3
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>>9699532
>“melt” things
No, retard. Try to "melt" shit with 35 degree warm water. Even 60, who would scald you, does not "melt" shit, retard.
>warm water kinda feels like being filled with warm cum
There are no temperature receptors in the colon, retard.

(You) = Full retard.
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>>9699525

>>9699552

so luke warm then?
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>>9699550
Yep. Try to ignore this retard >>9699550
he seems upset at nothing.
>>9699552
The shit isn’t literally melting but I’ll tickle your contrarian bullshit for a moment. Have you ever washed your ass out? The shit, for the most part, dissolves and you end up pissing brown water out of your ass. And you can absolutely feel the warmth at least up to a certain depth anyone here will tell you that. Stop being cringe it sounds as though you’ve never even done this why are you talking?
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>>9699525
Ive done cold, warm (body temp), and hot. Cold feels fucking strange, and makes me get an uncomfortable tingling sensation all inside. Hot is fine, but some odd feelings as well. Body temp or as close as you can get is what I like best.
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>>9699555
I had some random guy yelling at me, telling me that I'm fear mongering anal because I left hair removal product on too long once, and got burned.
He was fucking so pissed off for some reason. I think he may be a big fat person who can't reach his butt.
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>>9699565
>I think he may be a big fat person who can't reach his butt.
Am I the only one who can't tolerate being fat while doing anal stuff?
I lost weight and reached 10%BF for the sole purpose of not being a lumpy fuck and to see a bellybulge in my flat stomach
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>>9699576
>Am I the only one who can't tolerate being fat while doing anal stuff?
No. I have an entire lifestyle and diet that revolves around playing with my butt.
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how long does it take to train enough to fist yourself?
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>>9699589
Kinda depends on the size of your fist.
I'm not an expert by any stretch, since I've been using substandard lube for more than a decade.
If you're careful, and you're using good lube, and you don't want to break your butt, I would say 6 months, maybe a year. But what do I know.
Sure, someone could tie you down, and cram their fist into your butt in about 5 minutes, but you're not going to be having a great time.
Make sure your nails are always trim, with no sharp bits. Maybe even wear a glove if you're hand is rough.
Most of all, buy good lube. Lube that is info'd by OP.
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>>9697739
Idk don't buy from them of they don't seem reliable? Find the best looking place and do some research. No handfeeding for you, sorry
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>>9699552
>no temperature receptors in colon
Nigawat? Are you fucking retarded? Where did you study biology? From the luddites?
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>>9699589
Not so long, I was able to fist myself after a couple of months of trying when I was still a teenager. Seriously, the hardest part is the awkward position that you need to do to reach your butt, it's very uncomfortable the way that you need to position your arms and wrist to be able to to that.
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Had a bad time last week where I literally spent over an hour trying to clean out and had to eventually give up, and since then I haven't felt like doing butt stuff. Gonna try again and see if I can get the interest going, wish me luck fellow buttbois
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>>9698569
>Now I got my bottle of Jlube, and I don't know what to do. It has no mixing instructions.
that's because its all you need to do. take a bottle, add it to warm water (if you wanna ask how much: depends on how thick you want your lube) and shake. let it rest for half an hour, shake it again...
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>>9698904
>a light bleach
ARE YOU FUCKING MENTAL???
waitwaitwait. did you seriously just recommend this anon to put bleach into his anus, or am I completely misreading this conversation due to being drunk(-ish)?
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>>9699181
>up your back end, obv.
your wardrobe, put it inbetween some folded shit way in the back. or in a pocket of your winter coat if it hangs in there aswell. or in a pair of folded socks in your sock drawer.
how come yall have parents that search every bit of your rooms?
when I lived with mine they knew to keep my privacy as I did with them...
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>>9699576
>I lost weight and reached 10%BF [...] to see a bellybulge in my flat stomach
thats a sad reason to get /fit/
I'm getting /fit/ to find a domme gf willing to peg me daily
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>>9699674
no, that's not what they're saying

bleach apparently works good for cleaning up the lube they're talking about
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>>9699682
>how come yall have parents that search every bit of your rooms?
My mother does the cleaning here, and she is that kind of person that clean every bit of the room. She does the laundry too, so placing a toy in the wardrobe is a bit risky.
>using yall
Don't do this, anon.

>>9699662
Did you follow the guide in the OP?
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>>9699589
if you have hands as huge as mine it'll take years
[spoiler]not that I'm willing to take anything bigger than my own cock.[/spoiler]
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paranoia time

vibrator makes almost 0 sound when its just sitting on my bed but on full bore in my bootyhole its loud af and gets louder even when i got headphones on so can ppl around me hear it or is it just like internal body acoustics or some shit.
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>>9699691
do your own fucking cleaning, kid. Problem = solved.
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Anyone have a recomendation for a good tail plug? Ideally one where the tail is detatchable.

Bf really likes to see me wear tail plugs, but he also likes to be a bit rough with them. So far he has purchased all of the ones I've used, unfortunately they have all been cheap garbage and break constantly. This has left me with a collection of cheap buttplugs with glue and fur on the base.

He's pretty big and if I use these tails I'd ideally like if they also served as decent prep for the main event. So hopefully getting one with a diameter close to 1.75 inches and a wider base.

Money isn't really an problem here, but I'd like one that lasts more than a year and ideally can be used with and without tail. ty
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>>9699697
>do your own fucking cleaning
Nah, not having to do housework is the best thing about still living with your parents.
>kid
God, I wish.
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>>9699695
Haha, no. But if you live in an apartment, or with people, and the vibe falls out or you drop it in the tub, everyone can fucking hear that.
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>>9699707
>kid
>god, I wish

All they more reason for you to start cleaning up after yourself you miserable cunt.
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>>9699691
>y'all
hey, the ONE god thing 'murricans did for the language. no, wait, that was "yous". beg your pardon. third language and all.
>>9699662
read the OP, sounds like you delved too deep and awoke something in the darkness... happens to the best of us; less is sometimes more.
>>9699690
thank fuck they're talking about spills; I thought about cleanup on/in the body.
>>9699695
you've loads of "empty" spaces in your body that can act as sound emplifyers, but my bet is it's just more audible to *you* because it's actually inside you.
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>>9699410
Just beat off kid. I have the same problem with the same cause, though mine is always in the morning when I wake up with wood and a full bladder.

It goes away if you nut or just actually be tired enough to sleep. I can still do it at will though which is fun even though I haven't ever had a handsfree.
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>>9699576
>>9699581
would you say being leaner helps with butt play? other that in the looks department of course.

>>9699717
yeah hopefully noone is using bleach on their body like that, yikes
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>>9699691
Bitch you are small time. Try having maids. 0 privacy.

Honestly the best thing to do is just buy a lock box, and put a label on it that says "SEX TOYS". Your parents are adults, they will find your shit on accident, but won't open things you label as private.
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>>9699709
alright cool as long as my boss can't hear
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>>9699725
being flexible helps more than being lean, though obviously there is a point where being leaner would increase your flexibility.
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>>9699726
>not getting 'caught' in the act by your sexy maid
>"I swear! I just wanted to know what it feels like!~"
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>>9699758
sure, but i was thinking
since men tend to have more internal body fat as opposed to fat stored on the surface, might that have a negative effect on anal play?
not asking you specifically, by the way :)
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>>9699775
wtf is going on in this pic?
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>>9699779
it is a big mystery
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>>9699779
bad anatomy.
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>>9699726
>Try having maids
Are you rich?
>>9699725
Having less visceral fat helps a ton when scraping out your insides with more than a foot of arm-width horsecock. Or maybe it helps tighten your guts more. Idk.
However, I can tell you that being sexually attractive helps a ton when impaling yourself in front of a mirror.
Really good morale and libido boost
>>9699688
I was tired of being fat and I wanted to have a hot bod. After getting down to a respectable weight range and having newb gains showing on my arms and chest I wanted to keep going. Now I want to see how heavy my barbell can get.
I only wish I could be a aesthetic twink like Lalo instead of a hairy thug-faced muscle anal pig.
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>>9699132
Oh yeah, so much that I’ve been peeing at least hourly since the start of the pandemic. It’s going to be a real issue when I have to return to society.
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>>9699691
>>9699717
Yeah I follow the guide, only one bulb at a time, taking psyllium husk, all that good stuff. Maybe I'm just unlucky. Weird thing is that this is a recent issue, before I had a pretty good rhythm going on where I could get all cleaned and have some fun in the shower in the morning before class.
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When I lived at home, I just kept my stuff in a box labeled "computer parts" knowing that my family would be too scared to even touch the box for fear of breaking something they know next to nothing about.
You could try that. Or, since it's 2021 just leave them out, and when they ask you about them yell that they're sexually prude bigots, and scream the current year again.
Or go buy the whole giant dildo chess set, and don't tell anyone you put them in your ass. Then you can make people play chess with things that have been in your butt.
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>>9699865
>hairy thug-faced muscle anal pig.
haha, yeah. I know that feel. Oh well, I'll just admire the cutie twinks.
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>>9699865
>Are you rich?
My parents are well off sure, but rich is always relative.
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>>9699897
Y'know, maybe I gotta purposefully go deeper, since it's apparently gonna take long no matter what I do. We'll see tonight or tomorrow.
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>want to get in shape
>don’t want to be big or muscular but have a naturally large frame
What diet/exercise would you guys recommend so I can be skinny and cute and healthy rather than big and strong?
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>>9700036
Cardio, calorie deficit, repeat
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>>9698970
Whats that,how is it used?
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>>9699907
When you capture a piece you get to fuck your opponent with it
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>>9700036
Rolling fasts.
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How do you lube your insides? Lube syringe, lube enema, cumtubes, etc.
I tried to literally fill my large intestine with over two gallons of lube and all it did was get me nauseous
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>>9700085
What’s that
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>>9700048
Bulbulator MK 3
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>>9698245
Take the key and put it somewhere inconvenient to get at
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>>9698632
How does jlube compare to coconut oil
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>>9700091
Please stop being fucking retarded.
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>>9700178
>how a Ferrari 488 compares to a Toyota Corolla?
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Best material for long term plug wear?
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>>9698278
Same dude here.
For some reason customs in my country won't ship if the product is sexual/sex products.
I found a company that tried to emulate Jlube and claimed to made a "%98 similar product"
Just ordered some, I'll test it this weekend.

Been using lubricants from sex shops so far, so it's my first experience with the actual real thing, anyone mind sharing their first experience with jlube?
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anyone know of any aneros clones based on their new designs? I cant seem to find any
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>>9700091
When you eat corn, where does it go? Out your ass.
The secret to proper lubrication is to simply eat enough lube and be patient.
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>>9700049
I'd let them capture all my pieces
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How do I convince my girl to peg me?

She's super wary about anything anal since she's got issues with her digestion/colon but I literally just want her to fuck me and not the other way around. Help a guy out, what are some ways to talk a more traditional girl into pegging?
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>>9700091
>over two gallons of lube
nigga how are you alive?
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>>9700491
>traditional girl into pegging
Sounds like a good way to get broken up with or cucked
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>>9700503
I tried to relive my stupid cumflation kink and It felt really really good and then really bad. 10/10 would do again.
>>9700330
Wut
>>9700190
When I was a 12 year old confused fuckboy who started trying to fuck his ass as hard as humanly possible I would buy shampoo bottles based on their shape. I collected over 20 bottles varying in size ranging from tiny shot-glass sized things to long and thick cylinders bigger than my forearm. I would then cover them in a wool sock and put a condom over them that I would steal from my father's drawer. After enemaing myself with a hose that I would connect to the bathroom sink I would prepare a jar of body cream, cooking oil, coconut oil and sometimes grape flavoured lube stolen from my parents' fuck drawer before dressing up in my younger sister's underwear and then proceed to stretch my rectum far and wide every single time I could get the house for myself so that I could moan "Daaddyyyyy!" as I imagined the fat hog of my father I had seen plowing my mother's cunt every time I climbed the tree in front of their bedroom to be a little horny voyeuristic monkey gaping me like the little horny faggot I was.
Years later, I discovered that I could fuck my sigmoid after pushing a very long cucumber a little bit too far and ended up addicted to the feeling of fucking this virgin second asshole I had a few inches inside of me and when I was 16 I was already manufacturing rubber cocks out of silicone sealant I would steal from the garage ( I know that I made my asshole a ticking time bomb with silicone sealant dildos. Please don't remind me) more than a foot long and forcing them all the way to my diaphragm until it gave me a violent cough fit from messing with my breathing with hazardous anal practices.
Years later I am still a horny faggot who last week tried to fill himself with nearly two gallons of sugary lube.
Moral of the story. I am a huge fucking faggot who will find any possible way of fucking himself in the ass.
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>>9700553
that's an incredible story, if only i could strive to such levels of degeneracy
alas, ive only ever done a 3 liter (roughly 3/4th of a gallon) lube enema while sitting on a massive horse cock
you are an inspiration
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>>9699209
Everyone responds differently. My best results recently were with a large plug and clenching it while thrusting at the air. Your tastes may change over time as well. Experiment, follow good sensations with consistency rather than escalation.
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>>9699525
Having tried all three I would say room temperature is best. It isn't cold enough to numb the intestinal wall but also not warm enough to remove too much mucus from the membrane.
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>>9700491
Start a general conversation about kinks and then explain it clearly with a drawing or chart.
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>>9700491
Do not.
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>>9700553
Wow Anon holy heck is that a story. I thought I was pretty messed up for being a giant flaming cock worshiping faggot but even I have never fantasized about fucking my own father. I hope he at least wasn't blood related to you? Still aside from that and doing questionable health decisions its on the whole quite hot. I never had your creativity when I was younger lol.
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>>9700553
Good to know there are other pro ass sluts here. I have done practically all of that in a year, but after I began living alone; quite a journey. So many people here are so useless or live in such backwards places. I've taught my bf to fuck my sigmoid with his hand and we are almost at his elbow now. Good times.

PS filling yourself with lube was retarded man; you should know the colon absorbs stuff.
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>>9700852
Thanks anon. I also miss the old guard of anal pigs nowadays we have way too many bored zoomers asking how to put a finger inside their asses.
>>9700693
I wasn't able to take the whole 2 gallons. My guts pussied out at some point during it.
>massive horse cock
Was it a lifecast from EE?
>>9700849
Never doubt the limits of a horny man.
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>>9700036
my advice is basically this >>9700043 except the deficit. also do yoga and/or thai chi shit or whatever that's called. when done properly, it actually is a workout; lots of planking and holding poses that does get your muscles sore. also do the squats, do ALL the squats. get yourself a nice butt, anon.
>>9700301
very soft silicone.
>>9700491
same way I did - talk about it. there's no way around actually asking her to do you. the slow game is: start with making her eat your ass, then ask for a finger inside and for her to find your prostate, she'll see how much fun it is for you, and then eventually you're gonna have to ask her, and if she wants to please you, she'll say yes. if not, well... maybe you'll stay together and never mention it again, maybe she'll think less of you, and maybe YOU will break up because anal is a need for you that you want scratched that bad. eveyone that says
>Sounds like a good way to get broken up with or cucked
or similar is an idiot that couldn't keep a proper woman (the kind you eventually marry or stay in a lifelong marriage-like relationship with) anyways
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>>9700553
>I would then cover them in a wool sock and put a condom over them
I've done much of what you described, minus the loads of lube injection.
The sock condom thing hit home with me, I used to do that with the handle of my bicycle.
Buying shampoo and stuff based on the shape, I was always ashamed that I did that.
I feel less like a freak after reading your post I guess. I started all my butt stuff at the age of around 12.
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>>9701041
Uff, tell me about it. Wouldn't you know where knowledgeable people congregate?
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>>9701183
>>9700852
>pro ass sluts
>knowledgeable people
That's a pro slut for you? A guy that is proud to say that used shampoo bottles, wool sock and condoms, cooking oil, and other hazardous anal practices is a knowledgeable person?
As he himself said, he is just a huge fucking faggot who fantasized about fucking his own father.
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>>9700301
steel or silicone
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>>9701194
Fuck off. People like us have all the fun.
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>>9699363
Horrible takes
>start small
Don't, start with something that excites you and take it slow. My first toy ever was a 2" plug and I didn't even feel discomfort shoving it up the first time, I however regularly get the "clenching itself and hurting" feeling while cleaning up because I'm unexcited as fuck by it.
>Ass is better than a vagina
Kissless virgin I huess ? Works just the same and both are just as easy to ruin. Try shoving a baby sized thing up some newbie's ass, even with anesthesia and see how many months of reeducation they'll need
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>>9701041
nah, just an XL chance unflared
EE doesnt have a cumtube, and if im gonna try a IRL cunflation, its gonna be with a horse cock inside of me
no other true way to do it
>>9701248
was gonna say
learning the ins and outs (heh) of anal by yourself was fun, i stumbled across the idea of enemas and cleaning out entirely on my own.
i started by just trying to put water of my butt for fun when i was a teen by squeezing a 2 liter soda bottle full of water to push it inside, and discovered how fun it was to fill myself
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>>9700491
I'm doing it with my girl atm, litterally started openly buying dildoes and asking if she wanted anything whenever I did, was fucking scary cause se's from one of those "spoke once about sex with my parents in 20 years and it was them telling me I shouldn't ever mention it cause sex is bad" families
I also started being honest af about loving fat cocks up my ass and buying dildos for the both of us, not just her, it actually had the side effect of calming her about me wanting to eventually also fuck guys cause she knows I got all I need at home
I have now officially worked my way to dildos she can't take so the next step is just to get a harness or something whenever she's eager
Talking works and if it doesn't se aint the one
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>>9694542
>why did you stop if you don't mind me asking?
my libido is lower now that i'm more stressed and less active, and i lost interest in spending 2 hours preparing for something that doesn't feel like much.
i'm like really jealous and curious of people who's other erogenous zones feel as good as their dick, and maybe i'll get there. but i don't really have the mental drive for buttplay right now

>>9699329
>But got a vibrator for my nipples. Thats my best buy this year!
i've been thinking about this but vibrators are way too loud. i got a vibrator and i just didn't want to use it because i was afraid my neighbors would hear me because the apartment walls are thin
however i have run it on my nipples, sounds pretty hot

>>9699526
it takes years for most people to cum from anal
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>>9699181
if your wardrobe/desk has removable drawers, see if the space between the last drawer and the floor is big enough to put your stuff. That's a pretty good hiding spot.

Aside from that, I have a ton of boxes filled with computer parts(from upgrading and never throwing the old parts away) so I just picked one at random and put my stuff there. No one in my family is interested in going through my computer trash, and it's not a place anyone would search in if they lost something.

If your family is nosy and the above won't work, buy a safe or something like that, not much you can do in that situation.
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>>9701267
Yeah I did the same stuff with my ex. Didn't work out all that great for me, hopefully better for you.
She seemed OK with it at first, and seemed fine with me going and servicing myself even when she was around. She would even ask how I enjoyed it.
We eventually tried pegging, she did not enjoy, and I didn't either.
It never came out as the sole reason for the mess we ended up in, but I believe it was a contributing factor.
HOWEVER!
There is nothing fucking hotter than being asked by a super hot girl how I enjoyed the cock I just took.
I'm diamonds now thinking back on it.
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>>9700491

If you wanted to ease her into the idea, ask her to stick a finger in your ass while she blows you and once that becomes part of a comfortable routine, ask her to move to a toy and gradually you can work up to her pegging.
My advice? Don't do it.
Women are generally fickle things, and when it comes to men's ass play, they have a general comprehension that
>He likes X in his ass = He wants cock in his ass = he's gay.
Its a general consensus, not true 100% but its like that with most women. Most women think if you want to fuck them in THEIR ass that you have a latent homosexual fantasy. So YOU being "fucked" is extra gay. A woman can lose a great deal of admiration and respect towards her man if he proposes ass play.
Some women, on the other hand, are desperate to gain some power in the relationship and try to use the man's ass and his want of increased pleasure to exert control by making him feel good. "Fucking him", rather than getting fucked or used by him. Or they want to impress with a "crazy technique" that's foreign to most men, but the woman might see as a secret tool.
Remember this: a woman, generally, will follow your lead, and if you have confidence, she will still admire and love you. But you test her trust in her image of you, and when you test that trust, you play with fire.

Good luck dude, but from my personal experience its not really worth it plus (spoiler alert) women's anatomy aren't made to pelvic thrust, they don't know the mechanics and generally biological women don't make good tops. They don't have a dick, they don't just *know* how to use one. Sometimes fantasies are better left fantasy.
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>>9701407
>women's anatomy aren't made to pelvic thrust, they don't know the mechanics and generally biological women don't make good tops.
You're the only person who's not me, who I've seen admit this. That's why it was terrible when I tried with my ex. Zero rhythm. Not to say all women would be terrible. I'm sure some badass Dom knows how.
>>9701291
Haha, computer parts. I said earlier in the thread that's the exact thing I did, for the same reasons.
I didn't know that the butthole could make me feel like I have so many kindred spirits.
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>>9701259
>water bottle entirely on my own
That's impressive; I didn't come up with that, but since I can remember I liked to hold the shit in and fight the urge to go to the toilet. The fullness was nice. I was a budding buttslutt in a puritanical home; rich stupid parents who did not talk about feelings or sex. Good for you that yours were more openly sexual. Know any good anal sites?
>my libido is lower now
Sorry to hear that; as you say, you need to be unstressed. Taking care of your bod helps a lot as well. In reality, for me it has gone the other way: I'm lucky to not get fat, but when I (re)discovered my ass a year ago, my diet and exercise began to be dictated by butt enjoyment.
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>>9701447
i wasnt cramming the whole 2 liter bottle up me, just crushing it down and forcing the water into me.
I certainly wasnt open about my butt slutting, i had to sneak my butt stuff when I had the house to myself too, but i kept myself to large vegetables and fruits.
macgyver-ing sex toys was really fun back then, had to get creative with all sorts of stuff
sorta wish i was still in those times, but i nothing beats the toys i have nowdays
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>>9701462
I'm not the person you're responding to, but I don't think anyone thought you were putting a whole 2 liter up ur butt.
I think he was impressed that you came up with a way to clean without having to buy a douche.
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>>9695025
laser it
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>>9701522
eh, might as well clarify
there are some people who legit can
absolute madmen
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>>9701407
>Good luck dude, but from my personal experience its not really worth it plus (spoiler alert) women's anatomy aren't made to pelvic thrust, they don't know the mechanics and generally biological women don't make good tops. They don't have a dick, they don't just *know* how to use one. Sometimes fantasies are better left fantasy.
>>9701412
>>women's anatomy aren't made to pelvic thrust, they don't know the mechanics and generally biological women don't make good tops.
>You're the only person who's not me, who I've seen admit this. That's why it was terrible when I tried with my ex. Zero rhythm. Not to say all women would be terrible. I'm sure some badass Dom knows how.
LMAO. The fucking depths of misogyny are really bottomless aren't they?

News flash dumbasses! GUYS are bad at it too. They are good at getting themselves off, but if you think that men magically know how to fuck a women or man in a way that is enjoyable to the receiver you have obviously never been fucked.
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>>9701913
Yep, OK, you're right. Some guys are bad at thrusting too, you win this round, mysterious knowledge person.
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Psyllium husk in capsules or powder? It's the same thing right? but I'm wondering if any of you have experiences with both. I don't really want to mix powder with liquid, I kinda just want to take a pill with a glass of water.
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Just got word that my Cortez Anthro Avian from Twin Tail Creations is in country and on the way. Might have it next week. Very excited!
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>>9702015
Did you put a post office as the delivery address?
I want to order some but I don't trust my landlord (Apartment complex) with any package that could potentially end me. I mean the guy is cool and all but I would die on the spot if he found out I liked to shove oversized silicone cocks into my asshole.
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haha, I mixed up a batch of Jlube, and I got all cleaned up and showered, and then stuck a dildo to my door, and was fucking my ass with it for a while. I felt like I was gunna cum, and I was diamonds, and I felt like 1 pulse, and nothing came out, and then I went super limp and small. Like, baby dick/cold water limp and small.
So I just kept railing away on my ass for a whole, and got tired of swinging the door, so I just left the dick in my ass for like 20 minutes while I rested, and then I took a shower.
I never did cum, but I don't care, girls usually don't get to cum every time either.
Aside from it feeling wonderful the biggest reason I put dildos, specifically dicks, in my ass is because it makes me feel girly. When I hit my sigmoid, I pretend that it's my cervix. When I cum I usually pretend the dildo is cumming too and cram it deep in my butt. And I guess also sometimes I just get the pleasure of being fucked without cumming at the end, and get over it.
Girls are so lucky, I would trade anything to be a cute girl.
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Does anyone own anything from Mr. Hankeys?
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>>9702102
hope you’re on HRT buddy
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>>9702102
>stuck a dildo to my door, and was fucking my ass with it for a while.
4th time I see this method here, I need to try this some day to see if it's good as they say.
>Girls are so lucky
Nah, there is always a downside. Girls get disgusting down there once a month, for example.
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>>9702056
>>9702056
Personal address. I own my own place and chances are likely that it'll be left at a post office to collect anyway, and if it's left here it's in a safe place. Worst case scenario, I'm confident enough to own it.

I once had a package with a bunch of dildos and other butt toys from a single shop. I had a text to say it was delivered, then got home to no package or package slip.

Later that day, I heard a shuffling noise at my front door and opened it up to find one of my neighbours dropping the package, but it had been opened. I went off at them for taking my stuff and opening it, and they claimed it was delivered to them, then he had the gall to ask me why I was buying sex toys for women and that it was weird.

I looked him in the eye and said told him that I liked fucking myself with dildos for sexual pleasure, which is legal, but what was not legal was dishonestly seizing and opening someone else's private mail.

The look on his face was fucking priceless.
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>>9702143
>always a downside
your point? that doesnt mean theyre not lucky, everything has faults that doesnt mean you cant highlight the positives of it, people need to realize that just because some pseudointellectual points out the faults in something DOES NOT mean its suddenly bad
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>>9695967
god yes, cum beign held inside by a toy is one of my biggest fetishes. wish it was easier to find...
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>>9701970
i put mine in a smoothie in the mornings, with some fruit and yogurt. can't even taste it
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>>9702015
What size/firmness did you get? I got that one a few weeks ago medium/soft and it's amazing.
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>>9702214
My point? My point is that there is always a downside, don't need to read too much into it.
>everything has faults that doesnt mean you cant highlight the positives of it
I didn't said that. If everything has a downside everything has a advantage as well.
>just because some pseudointellectual points out the faults in something DOES NOT mean its suddenly bad
Not suddenly bad, it was always bad from the start.
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>>9702161
My god people. I have had dildos delivered to the office. No one gives a fuck. The package said "latex toy" in the manifest in tiny print. It stayed outside of my door for a while, it weighed 2 Kg. I'm m2f and I'm still working there. You people are so freaky.
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>>9702102
>Girls are so lucky, I would trade anything to be a cute girl.
yeah you and me both
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>>9702439
lol sorry I wanted to reply to the anons freaking out because they fear the NSA is spying on their lewdy purchases. Immediate admission of guilt for that bastard to drop the package the moment he saw you. I would have picked the biggest dildo and whacked him on the head all the way back to his yard.

(running) Don't *whack* steal *thud* sex toys *whack* from me again! LOL

I once went through customs with to big dildos in my suitcase. No one said anything.
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I wonder, whats the girl to guy demographic here?
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>>9702272
nice word salad, try saying something of actual substance next time
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>>9702494
I actually always wondered if there are any girls that genuinely enjoy anal? Like for guys the prostate is literally located up the ass behind a tiny layer of flesh. I understand why guys could like stimulating our P-spot but the female G-spot isn't anywhere near the ass right? How could a girl feel good from anal outside of if she had an anal fetish and she got off on the "normal" nerves there being stimulated. I've almost had an orgasm from giving a blow job before so idk I guess any thing is possible right?
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>>9702494
probably less than 10% female, and if you were a girl would you really want to announce that on /d/?

>>9702497
>the female G-spot isn't anywhere near the ass right?
you can still hit it. the girls that brought it up with me seem to prefer smaller objects in there than the degens in this thread though
>I've almost had an orgasm from giving a blow job before so idk I guess any thing is possible right?
the lips are supposedly as erogenous as the ass if you're really in the mood so maybe
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So I finally decided to buy something a little more sophisticated than just dildos since I'm a lazy ass and I wanted to just lay there and get fucked, so I ordered pic related.

Never had anything like this but it's really nice, only complain is that the whole thing is pretty light so you have to hold it with your feet or something heavy to keep it in place, but when you get to higher speed it feels really good. I also bought some cheap lube but I don't know if it's the lube or the dildos the machine come with, but it dries really fast on the dildo, it doesn't dry as fast on my skin though.

All in all, pretty good investment for a 115€ machine.
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>>9702439
Like me, I live alone, and none of my neighbors are that into me because I don't participate in neighborhood shit like lake parties, and I never go down to the docks. They all spend time together. The last thing I need if for one of them to see a giant fucking horse cock sitting on my porch. Then the entire neighborhood would know, and they would make fun of me behind my back.
Also, there's a normalization thing happening with animal duck toys. We may be OK with it, but I'm not sure normies would even know they exist.
Anyways, I don't have any issues shipping dongs to my house, sometimes when I'm not home and the delivery arrives I get the urge to run home and put it inside the house.
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>>9699363
>That's why the ass is better than a vagina. A vagina, once used, is lost forever.
if all you know about vaginas comes from this portugese ship building forum ,yes, you're absolutely right. in the real world meanwhile...
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>>9701390
>and servicing myself even when she was around
... I think that's the part that irked her more.
"we totally could've done the seks together, but you prefer to masturbate and not involve me" or just the fact that you're doing it on your terms
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>>9702161
>he had the gall to ask me why I was buying sex toys
the nerve of some people. I'd be absolutely outraged if someone opened up my mail/packages, no matter the contents, but telling someone off after you meddled in their private affairs... I would've resorted to violence. fuck that guy. a good hard slap in his motherbuggering face is what he needs.
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>>9702497
briefly was with one who preferred anal over piv. was always having issues with infections and ph balance or some shit and didnt want to risk preggers
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>>9702642
Nah, she was least irked by me playing with myself. The problem was involving her in the whole thing. It was a mistake, she just wasn't into it. She would on occasion give me her butt though. She knew I liked it, and tried. But she didn't like dick even in her own ass. Different strokes, ya know.
Years after our relationship we spoke, and she mentioned that she had been bored in bed since leaving. Maybe she liked it more than she realized.
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>>9702536
I'm going to build one for myself by copying the $400 one on Amazon. It's super simple, the motor is cheap, and I can build it better and heavier and quieter. And I'll be in total control over thrust length.
I think I can build it for probably less than $100.
Beating a dead horse here, but try Jlube or Xlube.
Also, remember water based lubes reactivate when a little water is added to the mix. You can keep a little bottle near you and give your butt a little spritz when it starts feeling sticky.
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>>9702661
fellas, why not get yourself a wash bottle for re-lubrication purposes?
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>>9702658
>she had been bored in bed since leaving
ha! how old were you when you seperated and how old were you when yous had that talk if oyu don't mind me asking?
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what is the benefit of tucking your dick inbetween your legs?
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>>9702756
you get to imagine yourself as this guy
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>>9702756
Mentally ill call it handsfree when they ejaculate by jerking themselves off with their thighs instead.
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>>9702756
You keep blood pressure up on your dick so it stays a bit hard. And this >>9702785, most of "hands free" vids on the internet are actually caused by the cocks being pressed and rubbed against their thighs.
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>>9702750
We were in our mid to late 20s. Relationship started at around 16-17.
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>>9702497
It still feels good. Same if you are a guy and fucking feels really good even when you're not hitting your P-spot. So, yea, there are girls who enjoy or prefer anal. Not the majority of course, most people aren't degenerates, male or female.
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>>9702756
"Hands free fapping"
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>>9701913
>The fucking depths of misogyny are really bottomless aren't they?

lol do u know where u are?
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>>9703017
lmao seethe faggot
can't handle trannies in the thread about fucking yourself with giant cocks, give me a break
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We need a new thread.

>>9703017
Absolutely based.
It's true that we are degenerate sluts who like to shove giant horse cocks in our asses, but faggots like that need to go back to >>>/lgbt/
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>>9703023
Cope and dilate
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>>9703023
There is a huge difference between being a hunky closeted faggot who enjoys moaning like a whore when I shove lifecast equine dildos into my intestines and being a tranny.
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>>9703017
Holy Jesus Anon, that was dark. I'm not even trans but reading that killed my boner and made me depressed.

When I came out as gay to my mother she told me it was the worst day of her life. She said that hearing that her son was gay was the most painful thing a mother could experience in life. My entire family has basically disowned me but for a couple people. Yeah needless to say but being a fag isn't exactly much better than being a tranner.

If you are "superstraight" while enjoying this hobby then more power to you but I would wager there is more than a little lgbt overlap with wanting to shove plastic cocks up your ass so that you can cum hands free like a sissy. We should be kind to all our buttfrens no matter who they are or aren't.

And if you are a tranner or a homo reading this then I want you to know that you are a child of God just like the rest and that you deserve love and respect and kindness and happiness just like everyone else! Don't take some stupid posts on a Ecuadorian tap dancing forum to close to heart and just try to enjoy the anal content :)
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>>9703127
>When I came out as gay to my mother she told me it was the worst day of her life. She said that hearing that her son was gay was the most painful thing a mother could experience in life. My entire family has basically disowned me but for a couple people.
Have you considered continuing family bloodline? It's not like one time with a woman would kill you. I mean, love who you want, but at least father an offspring.
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God why can't /pol/kids fuck off of this website for good or at least stop leaking every fucking where.
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>>9703127
Holy fuck, look at this post. How new are you here on this imageboard?
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>>9703145
As wrong as it may sound I very much dislike most of my family. I'm not saying that I'm a saint but some of them, especially my father is just an evil and broken human being. As sick as it is to say in a way I'm glad if my 'family bloodline' ended with me. The world would be a better place if less evil people where born into it.

>>9703151
Imagine a skinhead hanging out on an anal thread on one of the most degenerate boards on this site lol. Go save the white rice from the apple juice plz.

>>9703157
4 months give or take.
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>>9703174
>4 months give or take
That's our answer, it's just a newfag. There was a good time on this site that people like you learned how things worked here before posting. So do us a favor and just go back. Just look at this shit >>9703127, it's straight out of reddit or some thing like that.
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love how no matter where you are on this site the hate for troons persist, every non troon general on /lgbt/ hates trannies too even
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>>9703195
Enlighten me then. Tell this newfag how things work around these parts. Is such a horrible and mean thing as >>9703017 the unanimous consensus of the majority of this site? Was I supposed to agree or else forever keep my peace? I didn't come to analgen to get depressed and think about my own shitty family situation. I came for the buttstuff.
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>>9703209
it's a long form copypasta anon, he meant you were supposed to lurk more so you'd have realized that before you replied to literal copypasta
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This thread has been filled with idiots. The clueless zoomers are annoying enough, but the /pol/ retards and the subhumans who mean "degenerate" is an insult need to fuck off. Here we have fun with our asses. Go find tradwives in retardistan.

Those of us who enjoy our bodies are much happier than you, seething incels, who must go out of your containment boards and say mean things to better people. Imbeciles attacking others' sexual preferences are the lowest. That behaviour pertains to incels, leftovers, angry people that no one has wanted to touch in decades. People don't hate you; people hate stupidity, and if you were born stupid, well, tough luck. But at least try not to be angry about it.

Underprivileged of the world: trying to diminish other people is not cool.
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>>9703212
Well after 4 months on the site this is the first I've seen it. I'm sorry for falling for it it's just kinda shocking. Won't happen again.
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>>9703127
>that was dark
Leave.
Now.
this isnt a threat, this is me trying to help you
leave and never come back, faggot
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>>9703236
>4 months
>when i've been here nearly a decade
>and some people have been here since 2003
jesus. at least you arent a '16 election tourist.
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new thread when?
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>>9703323
be the change you want to see
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>>9703236
Just stop posting.
>it's just kinda shocking
Kill yourself.
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>>9702251
I got a medium in medium firmness with suction cup and FOR SCIENCE! colouration.
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>>9699701
i dunno, you try vuzara yet, anon? i looked at them when i was thinking about a tail plug, and they have great reviews. has anyone tried their stuff?
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>>9700091
I never thought I would say it, but that's too much lube.
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>>9702756
I swear it makes my prostate easier to hit. But idk I'm not a doctor. I just know I can get little spurts of cum to come out easier like that
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>>9702756
It makes me feel slutty.
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>>9693406
If you haven't tried Dual Layer dildos before I'd recommend this one. I've had it for about 5 months now and I've been having the best cooms of my life since.

I got mine from Amazon but they're available in a few places. Just look for LoveToy 9.5" Dual Layered Naturecock and you'll probably find it.
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>>9703347
Post a pic of it when it shows up. I'm curious to see what you get out of the for science colouring.
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>>9703145
>>9703195
Post pictures/get on topic or leave, this is /analgen/ not /lgbt/ or /pol/.
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>>9703605
>Fleshlight in ass
Hot. Any more featuring this? Or a tag or anything?
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>>9703597
i recently got some free shit from lovetoy, and it wasn't a ripoff. bizarrely high quality for a chinese brand. no clue what's up with them but i'd definitely recommend
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>>9693406
Why does the imgur link say 1/7 but only has one image?



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