lazy bastards edition>Last thread>>9889668>FAQ (read before posting)https://rentry.co/analgenfaq>Panty's Guide to Anal Training/Blowjobshttps://imgur.com/a/TrGhL>SurfboardPotato's Guide to Prostate Playhttps://www.reddup.co/r/CumFromAnal/comments/8w065w/a_guide_to_prostate_orgasms_from_someone_very>what's the lighter test?If you buy a chinesium sextoy on amazon or aliexpress, it's worth checking to make sure it's actually silicone; follow this guide to check: https://dangerouslilly.com/2014/03/deciphering-results-of-flame-test/>Recoring a toyhttps://imgur.com/a/gFS04>Say hellohttps://tagmap.io/tag/analgenIf you want to post yourself, go to /trash/ cbg and cross-link to it like thisfor webms with sound cross-link it to gif like this >>>/gif/20755156#>kegel exercises for the size queens:https://www.youtube.com/watch?reload=9&v=hK4c-0HuoREUpload more anal related art when you post, futa, trap, anything anal allowed on /d/ is alright
Does anyone have any butt problems after years of anal play, specifically bowel incontinence ?
>>9898111none whatsoevert. 12 years a buttslut
>>9898111My farts are louder.
>>9898140>1 week No FapCan't even resist more than 48h without porn
Any tips for cultivating big horny energy besides no fap?
>>9898223zinc supplements, lift weights
>>9898127What do you do to keep it tight ?
I ised to have a 6.5 inch before I had to move and throw it away (cause roommates), and now I'm looking at a fancier 5 inch. Will it be enough? Or should I fork out the extra cash for the 8 inch?
>>9898223Leg day is best, but supplements like zinc, maca, muira puama, and catuaba are also good. some people even report that chocolate gets them going.
>>9898242>>9898253yeah, kegelsi will say that it has become slightly more of a slit, but i don't see that as a negative.
>>9898050>lazy bastards editioni'm not sure if i'm lazy or just lethargici was going to have a session today but i just was not in the mood at all. didn't even do any sets of kegels or even finger myself in the shower
this is really autistic but the only thing that makes me enjoy anal is pretending i'm a woman and that i'm getting fucked in the vagina. i have to completely lose my sense of self and really get into the fantasy of being someone elsei don't really like anal but since i don't have a pussy this is the best i can do
>>9898355Better not to force yourself anyway.If you're in the mood you're in the mood, if not just try again another day.
Does anyone know how to keep riding and fapping after cumming? I would love to be able to just ignore the refractory period and cum many more times until I’m fucking drained to the nth degree. Any tips?
>>9898370>If you're in the mood you're in the mood,i'm never really in the mood. it takes a LOT to get me wanting something up my butt and usually i don't act on it
>>9898388For me, I’m horny almost everyday, but not in the mood for anal everyday. If I’m in the mood for anal, I kinda feel a tingly and excitable feeling in my tummy. It really depends on your libido and mood, I never force anal, I only do it when I’m really in the mood. I will sometimes have to do anal multiple days in a row, and other times I won’t do it for weeks or even a month or two, it really does depend on your mood.
>>9898398>If I’m in the mood for anal, I kinda feel a tingly and excitable feeling in my tummyyeah i know what you mean. it's so different from how i would describe being horny.
>>9898400It’s exciting, I won’t lie. Especially after a day of doing things. You can finally release all that stress in such a fun and explosive way. When I’m done I just feel happily wiped.
>>9898403problem really is that it's completely mental for me since there i really don't feel any physical sensation in my butt. i build momentum but once it's gone it doesn't come backkinda like with jacking off with my dick, i could be so horny but the instant i cum, all that momentum is killed and i'm left not caring about sex at all
>>9898408I haven’t been able to sissygasm because I masturbate too much, but I still love the feeling, it makes a normal fap become nothing in comparison. Like I said it all depends on how you feel, I hope your libido comes back so you can enjoy ramming your butt.
>>9898355>not in the mood at allI'm pretty lethargic myself because of depression so I'm rarely in the mood when I start doing it usually, I try to set aside some time, get comfortable and slowly work my way caressing my entire body one area after the other to heat things up slowly. Sometimes things feel better once you're in there.
>>9898415>but I still love the feeling, it makes a normal fap become nothing in comparison.i don't feel much in my butt. like if i stick a finger in there it wouldn't feel like anything>>9898429lethargy is a bitch. i've been trying to get my ass out of my chair for the past hour but i haven't budged
>>9898361I think I like anal for a somewhat similar reason but it's good enough to really enjoy it a lot. I don't think there's anything autistic about it.
>>9898432many times though when i prep i just think to myself >this is so gross, i just wish this self lubricated and wasn't literally full of shit a vagina would feel so much betterthe only time i actively think about it is if i were getting DP or something
>>9898403>You can finally release all that stress in such a fun and explosive way.That's how my best butt times happen usually. Feeling really down and having this masochistic need of releasing these stacked up negative emotions through hard butt fucking, getting in a weird frenzy and just fucking myself crazy with my biggest toy. Whenever I feel more apathic or just fine, anal still feels good but it's not nearly as satisfying, there's not this need to burst and let off steam so that's when I go for softer play.
>>9898435I really hate douching, it's a hassle and it's gross even if I don't think too much about it after a while. But once you empty a syringe full of lube up there, putting a finger in and feeling that warm, slippery feeling of a wet and hungry hole is really nice.I think a lot of anons are recommending psyllium here, they say it's so good you don't even need to douche anymore, you're always perfectly clean. Maybe I should try that.>a vagina would feel so much betterVaginas can be pretty good too, you know, they have a lot of gross discharges, periods, sometimes leaking white/greenish weird fluids and sometimes they also suffer from dryness and need lube. I know I always had a big anal fetish so I don't mind it too much personally but yeah.
>>9898440Vaginas can be pretty gross too*Sorry for the typo.
X lube came in today, made a batch and I can’t wait to see if the hype is real. I was disappointed in Bad Dragon’s lube. I don’t get hard from the cum-like texture and stringyness, and it’s the worst for keeping you lubed up. So far, the cheapest equate water lube is my favorite, it lasts a decent bit and it’s cheap, however that may be null if X Lube delivers like so many anons swear by it here.
>>9898440>>9898443>I think a lot of anons are recommending psyllium hereit helps a lot, but i i know vaginas aren't perfect, i'm just saying i use anal as surrogate for not having female parts. i also play with my chest as if i have breasts lol
>>9898583>it helps a lot, but iit helps a lot. i'm not always perfectly clean though, really depends on what you eat**
Oh my goodness, X Lube is THE BEST! I only used a little bit on my large Chance, thinly smearing the tip and my butt, and it fit in! Seamlessly! It lasted the WHOLE time riding, all in me, nothing stopped, no re-ups, nothing. Fucking AMAZING! This lube really is amazing! I barely used 2 handfuls and I had a whole fucking ride and then some! Thank you to all who suggested it, and to anyone wanting a really good lube, X Lube on Amazon is the best! Oh my goodness, I have so much butt loving to enjoy!
It's the usual fencesitting at the checkout page again.>do I really to apend this much?>do I really need the plug and the beads?>will I even find the time to use them all?>would it be discreet enough as a lump purchase?Do I just go for it, bros?
>>9898606How big is your collection anon
>>9898620Just a dildo and a basic bitch plug at the moment, though I want to get rid of the plug because it's too small and the base doesn't sit between my cheeks well.
>>9898633I have 9 dildos with 2 more on the way lmao. I have an inflatable buttplug and a prostate massager too. I use the dildos mainly though, everything else is a “I need to be in the mood” sort of toy.
so funny story /analgen/a couple days ago I'm out for a bike ride, cruising along and I see something shiny laying on the curb that catches my eye. it was one of those stainless steel butt plugs. so I go back a little bit later and grab it (with a gloved hand)and take it home.after a bit of cleaning I got all the dirt off it, and boiled it to make sure it was clean.I checked online and a butt plug like it costs 20-30 dollars so woohoo free butt plug
>>9898606I feel you. I always check the same product online over and over again and never make out my mind if I should buy or not. >>9898684What the fuck, lmaoDon't go shoving up garbage into your butt, anon.
>>9898606Update: decided against it, but feeling that maybe I should just go for it now that some time has passed.
>>9898737Update: ordered. Buyer's regret imminent, anxiety due in 2 working days when I have to avoid questions about the package while I get it to my room.
If I buy a bottle of J-lube, will it be fine sitting in a little box in direct sunlight for a year or so?
>>9898684nice find, enjoy
how do you anons like the snugplug?it's very comfortable after you get it in, but i feel like i'm not really training myself for anything larger since it doesn't really have any real diameter at the base
very very disappointing anal session todayjust felt a burning sensation at my glans and could not get horny at all
is the a good strapless (and i know you still need a strap) strapon? i like that its non-phallic and has the little ridges for your partners clit but the fact that its "poseable" gives me pause. wont the middle part wear out and snap? also, is this the kind that you can boil to clean? never bought something like this before.i asked on /hc/ but that board is slow as hell.
>>9898606I bit the bullet on a fuck machine, spent about 350.It's been pretty great so far, no real regrets but I know my anal mood comes and goes like the wind so once it gathers some dust I'll likely regret it more. In the meantime though I will continue to enjoy being mercilessly pounded, and completely helpless. Still no hands free cum but I jack off probably 5 times at least a day, if I held off a few days I might just be able to.Give in to the horny purchases, anon.
>>9899208I don't think the middle part would snap unless you use it daily for some years, they only do if there's already a scratch that will tear over time. This toy is in silicone so you can boil it for a few minutes without any issue, or just wash it with antibacterial soap and warm water. If it has electronic parts, like a vibrator, boiling a toy will break the vibrator but I don't think this one does.
>>9899244it does but it can be removed
>>9899120yes it's really comfortable, but if I wear it too long it's almost harder to get out than in
>>9899267>but if I wear it too long it's almost harder to get out than inyeah it feels like taking a shit when i take it out, which feels kind of gross imo
>>9898684>autists salvaging broken off trailer hitches and using them like buttplugssasuga 4chan
>>9898291What toys do you use, dick size or larger ?
>>9899380most of the time it's dick sized. largest toys i have are around ~2.5" diameter and nothing longer than 8".
>>9899435Everytime I get in that position I instantly hit my bladder but it feels really good. Am I doing something wrong?
>>9899460how do you know if you hit you bladder?
What do you guys use to keep smoof?Currently looking at Philips body groomers but closest they go is 3mm. Would like to do sugar waxing but would need gf/bf to mutual
>>9899518I use Nair. My sweet spot for the application time is 7 minutes for it to remove all the hair while not causing chemical burns. I also use a soothing moisturizing aftershave cream once I've fully washed everything off. The directions specifically say not to use it on your pelvic region, FYI.
>>9899474Because it instantly makes me pee
>>9899518Epilator. Hurts the first time, stops hurting when you use it routinely.
>>9898940I love this pic. Got someone on this site to do a bigger edit for me years ago.Wish the artist had more like it.
>>9898440>psylliumAm I supposed to just take it on the day I want to play? It sounds too good to be true
>>9899702It's a fiber supplement. It's good for you to take it every day. You could probably get away with taking it two days or so ahead of time, but buttstuff isn't the only reason to have a healthy colon.
>>9899704Isn't it bad if you are constantly taking laxatives?
>>9898684that sounds like a pretty awful idea.have fun with your mystery diseases anon
>>9899761Fiber isn't a laxative. If you have a standard western diet and follow the dosage instructions, there shouldn't be any problems as long as you don't have any underlying gastrointestinal medical conditions.
>>9899683Any tips on how to make it hurt less? Should I shave first to make the hair as short as possible so maybe it would pull without hurting so much? Should I do it before of after shower? It honestly scratches my legs' skin so much I would never trust it on my sensible parts.
>>9898684what the fuck is wrong with you
>>9899702It takes 2-3 days to really show its' effects. Just take it everyday and you can play with your as everyday or every other day. I still douche before play time but %99 of the time it's completely clean.Deep play/cleaning still requires time tho.
>>9899786I also use an epilator. It’s least painful when short (like no more than .5cm or so) and after a warm shower. After the first time it’s not bad if you keep up with it once a week or so.
This is the correct type?Seeing alot of people in the reviews are using it for baking
>>9898111your body goes back to normal after a day, as long as you dont forcefully penetrate your butt to tear your muscles. Just relax and do it slowly and use plenty of lube. After a while you will be able to relax your muscles easily and they will be able to spread easier, making it easy to take large toys
>>9899539You need to relax your body more, but yes; massaging your prostate will make you feel like you have to pee as well
>>9898606i have bought many toys and i dont use most of them. Anal plugs and beads and stuff like that are only for looks (to please your partner). The best toy is just a standard dildo (preferably with "soft skin" as they call it)
etsy.com/listing/1050925100/silicone-dragon-dildomonster-dildoanimalasiafag hereIs this any good?
>>9900030It's not bad but clearly not my favorite.
I swear its impossible for me to get past the second sphincter. I use enough lube, try different positions, a flexible toy, but it's like hitting a wall
>>9899236I got one recently and am trying to figure out the best positions for it, so far everything but standing with it mounted to a counter or desk is pretty weird, do you have advice on positions or ways to get it to stick to surfaces better?
>>9900232that's because you are literally hitting a wall, you need to start with smaller stuff to worm around in there and stretch/straighten it out
>>9900249I'm still figuring it out myself, I put it on my computer chair and use my bed, but its still kinda awkward. Next time I'll probably try using it on the ground and on my side. I'd probably recommend putting something behind it like heavy textbooks if it moves around too much.
I got these 2 dildos off of suggestions from other anons in the previous thread, and they arrived today.https://www.amazon.com/Blush-Realistic-Strap-Suction-Dildo/dp/B07CYJJZH3https://www.amazon.com/Mountaineer-FUKENA-Bendable-Silicone-Insertable/dp/B07YYMP69BThe first one, the Blush is better if you really want that prostate stimulation, my prostates a bit harder to find, (fapping everyday doesn’t help with sensitivity lol) so I didn’t get the biggest bang with this one. However the Blush holds angles much better than mountaineer, but I definitely like the mountaineer more. Slightly larger and thicker than the Blush. However, these two make a GREAT duo riding combo. These two both in my butt felt AMAZING. With some good X Lube and some hot porn, this made the fantasy of double penetration feel SO much better! I personally love size and feeling very full when trying to ride, and while this wasn’t like my bad dragon Chance for both full and length factor, these two made a surprisingly good double penetration combo. I have about 10 dildos, and most are larger ones, 10 inch insertions or bigger, and I kinda needed a realistic, normal sized dildo, and overall I’m happy I got both, especially the mountaineer! Very lifelike and bendable to a angle you desire too! Get both of you want, the mountaineer is half off for the darker skin, these felt amazing! Might ride again in a few!
Any advice for increasing nipple sensitivity besides for playing with them more often?
>>9900539Update: my tummy feels a little funky, but my guess is that I need to fart, taking two at the same time probably rams a lot of air in my butt. Ultimate inflation fetish dream?
>>9900546Nipple suckers. And don't use your cock. Only Anal and nipple play
>2 at a timehttps://youtu.be/fSUhyAU6dvs
>>9900568Got any reccs?
Does anal cause hemorrhoids/incontinence? I’m about to take my 3rd riding session today from being so horny and I’m a little afraid of long/short term damages. Is this avoidable with proper care or its it always a risk no matter what you do with butt stuff?
>>9900749What a retard. Read the thread you lazy bastard, it's on the first post.
>too lazy to get up and clean bad dragon cumrube>use Diet Coke and rubbing alcohol to flush out tube
>>9898140Anon, you got a link or hint where i can get these? I'm on the east coast and don't have access to a distributor but I'm in a weed friendly state.
I don't know if it's just me but really, people don't say it enough, anal is such a crazy experience.When it finally starts getting really good it literally turns a switch in me, I can't think about anything but the incredible pleasure radiating from deep within, I entirely forget myself, the only thing left in my mind is getting fucked harder and harder. I've never felt that when I had sex with my exgf, not even close. Maybe anal triggers something deep inside my mind that makes it feel so pleasurable.
>>9898111Playing with butt since 12y old, 36 now. No problems. Can take XL nova balls deep, working on last 2 inches of XL flared chance. Had stuff on lolhub until it got nuked. Last session made a short belly bulging clip, not sure where to upload it, desu.>kegelsTo be fair, I used to have no more than 1 session a week, never had problems. Just let your body recover. Only started doing kegels a couple years ago.9898140fuck off drug shill>>9898267fork out for https://www.lovehoney.eu/sex-toys/dildos/non-realistic-dildos/p/kendall-swirly-silicone-dildo-7.5-inch/a28353g45609.html>>9898355I have days like this myself. It's the hormone fluctuations. Sometimes I get 'satisfied' while cleaning myself and no longer want to use any of my dildoes.>>9898385Have to edge for hours prior. Watch porn, jerk off until you get a semi, stop jerking and let it deflate. Continue.>>9898361I can't really imagine myself having a pussy, desu.>>9898583You can grow boobs if you choose to. Without hormones.>>9898774Not in direct sunlight, no.>>9899702Buy caps, take one BEFORE each meal. Takes a few days to notice effect. More hardcore anons take it as powder, two spoonfulls at a time. People also claim they don't even have to wipe anymore.>>9899932Buy caps, trust me.>>9900232Like >>9900255 said. Something thinner and more rigid. What are you using right now?>>9900584Supplenipps straight from manufacturer https://www.supplenips.com/shop.html they do worldwide shipping.There is also hypnos you can listen to, but I found them... ineffective.
>>9901013There's literally links embedded all over that post lol. And the names of all the ingredients in general.
>>9901047>People also claim they don't even have to wipe anymore.That's the dream.
>>9901060It doesnt really help in finding the items sadly. If I lived in California sure it'd be easy to get but I dont
>>9901065>that picAfter two weeks I wanted to get some good nights sleep finally, longest I lasted. My night boner wakes me up each night at 4 am now even without chastity, fug, it's been 2 months.
/analgen/, inexperienced at butt play and only have tried fingers with very, very spare exceptions. I have read the guide and adjacent info, but I am still stuck between plugs/massagers/dildos. I really like the thought of buying a dildo, it seems more mentally stimulating to me. What's a good babby's first dildo for anal play, preferably with a suction cup and not too many intimidating textures?
>>9898701>>9899772>>9899821Provided anon sterilizes the fuck outta the plug with a bleach solution or by boiling it for like 20 minutes, it should be fine. Either that or >>9899293 is right and anon found a trailer hitch and decided to use it as a plug.
>>9899932>>9899990Already bought the loose stuff. If it goes well after I'll try the capsules.Any tips for the stuff I'm stuck with?1 spoon and knock it back before meals ...
>>9901123You can take it whenever you want, just don't take more than the recommend amount per day. Taking it before meals is supposed to help suppress your apatite since the stuff expands once it absorbs water and takes up room in your stomach.
Anyone have any recommendations for "erotic" trance without any vocals? Specifically longer songs to zone out and focus on riding/grinding to.
>>9901104Honestly, stick with fingers until you can fit at least 4 up to the base of your thumb. If you come to love stretching, having a small dildo as your first one will be really sad.>>9901128How would it be 'erotic' without vocals?>>9901123People mix it with water, some pretend it's stick semen gulping it down. Mix in some syrup or some shit if you don't like the taste.>>9901119No, it's not fine, it could be irradiated or made out of poison.
Tried a toy once. Buzzed and made kind if a bent finger motion.Just felt like I had kind of a stuck poop. Did I do it wrong?
>>9901128Same question but WITH vocals.
>>9901161>How would it be erotic with vocalsLike a song you could fuck to, but with bouncing on things in your butt.
How do you guys deal with wet dreams? Whenever I do nofap they immediately start coming and it's really annoying.
im literally addicted to fucking my ass, the dildo suctioned on the wall changed everything for me
>>9901359I'm too addicted. I have not jerked off my penis for several months, I cum only from anal sex or from nipples. I started trying to suck the dildo and diptroate it. The most unpleasant thing is fantasies about a spitroast in reality, so that I get fucked in both anal and throat at the same time. I would not be surprised if I suddenly meet the IRL gays for myself.
>>9901359Same, just ordered psyllium like that another anon so I can do anal way more often without worrying about what ifs.But is it safe to do anal daily?
>>9901325You obviously milk yourse so you don't get them.
>>9901416But I don't want to do that, I hate the effects of orgasm and its infuriating to randomly get "lol fuck you here feel shit for half a week" when I'm trying not to.
>>9901426Tell me how you never milked yourself without telling me you never milked yourself.
successfully managed to play with my ass without jerking off at the end a couple days ago, let's see if this anal only(or rather, no dick) stuff works outthe level of horny I am now is unreal
I was only a lurker who didn't actually take the plunge until recently, so here's a somewhat-objective review for anyone else hesitating.While a lot of anons will tell you to start with small plugs and sharpies and the like, eventually moving up towards a dildo, I think that's a bit overly cautious. Most gay men and sexually adventurous women just go for it their first time, with little to no prep outside of a quick enema, some foreplay, and some lube.I say that, but I'd still recommend getting some basic familiarity with your asshole (nipples too) before hopping on a cock, silicon or not. Every time you shower, stick a finger or two in, spread open your sphincter, just fuck around with it for a few minutes. Do that for a couple weeks, and you'll be better prepared than most.Then, pick out a dildo in your choice of color. The most common sizes are five and six inches, with around 1.5 inches in diameter, which is just about average for irl cocks as well, so it's what you should get as a first timer. I personally got mine off of LoveHoney, but you can go wherever, check the copypasta if you want to be safe. I'd recommend one with a suction cup.Get a douche as well, or if you're lazy and/or poor, just go for the water bottle enema in the shower, squeezing the water into your ass. Not perfect, but definitely better than nothing.If you feel in the mood one day, then after you've taken a clean dump, showered, prepped, douched, whatnot, then slide a condom over your dildo of choice (easier to clean, but go raw if you don't care).I also personally either drinking a shot or two or smoking some weed beforehand, to help you relax and get in the mood.Lay down a bath towel, maybe two layers if you want to be safe, and position yourself in whatever way you find most comfortable.If you have a suction cup dildo, you can stick it on any vertical service and throw your ass back at it on your hands and knees, or put it on the ground, kneel Japanese-style, and bounce.
>>9901561Absolutely soak your dildo in lube, your asshole, and push some on the inside too.Take it slow, but work your way down to the base. It may be a little uncomfortable at first, but go at it for a while. I also recommend checking occasionally for blood and shit, but you should be fine.While chasing the legendary White Dragon of a prostate orgasm is good and well, anal is in and of itself a pleasurable experience, and doesn't necessitate ejaculation (although I'm sure it feels better than heroin). You'll likely know if you enjoy it after your first time and you can then journey on into being an ass-slut, moving on to bigger and stranger toys, but it isn't for everyone. It's a distinctly different type of sexual pleasure and some people have more sensitive holes and/or prostates, or just prefer it, and vice versa. Here's a short list of pros and cons, if you're still on the fence.A major pro is that you could find that you enjoy it immensely, and due to it's nature you can go at it for hours and hours in bliss. It also doesn't seem to trigger post-nut regret for a lot of people.A major con is privacy concerns. No dude wants to be caught going to town on their ass unless they're particularly exhibitionist, so anal is best when you live alone. I personally find that it draws involuntary loud moans as well. There's also preparing behind roommate's backs, the prep-time itself, etc.There's a very small risk of injury if you go too wild too fast, but if you're not a retard you should be fine.Something that can be interpreted either way is that you might like it way too much and fall into complete degeneracy, maybe even escalating to getting assfucked irl. Not a problem if you're already gay, but might cause some cognitive dissonance if you're straight as an arrow.Generally, I'd say give it a shot a couple of times, and if you don't really get any enjoyment out of it, or never really think about it again, just forget about it.It's not for everyone.
>>9901258Not him, but I've been looking for this kind of thing. Thanks.
>>9900584Take squeezable bottle of hand sanitizer (should be smaller than palm of hand) empty it, rinse and boom really cheap.>>9901047I did hypno + playing with them and after 3 years of on/off trying I managed to orgasm from them. The catch is that now cageing myself is p much useless cos I can just "release the tension" by playing with them.
>>9901128>>9901241Here's the GOAT:https://spankbang.com/5ago2/video/widowmaker+cartoon+goon+trance+pmv
>>9901070The only other resources I'd look on are Leafly.com and Weedmaps.com Or you can google "thc lube", "Thc suppository", "THC Aphrodisiac" etc.
>>989811115+ years anal whore.No incontinence, but some hemorrhoids (nothing bad though, don't hurt or anything, just kind of visually annoying) - although those could just as well be from the fact that I spend the majority of my time sitting on my ass in a chair in front of a computer.
>>9898140Meanwhile over here, it's a scandal (or straight-up illegal) when CBD products have a THC content over .2%.Fucking Gaymany.
>>9901693>sexual degeneracy capital of the world>drug lube bannedOh I'm laffin
>>9901694I couldn't care less for the drug lube stuff, but just getting street weed is annoying as fuck and I love doing butt stuff while stoned.Without I already can cum hands free, but it's better with weed.
>>9901561>>9901569Nice text for the newfags here. You should copy and paste this to anyone asking in future threads. >>9901325I wish I knew something to deal with wet dreams, I've been getting them much more frequently now after going anal only. I know we can prevent them by masturbating, but I always go for a 3-5 days of nofap between my anal sessions and that's when it happens.
>>9901707The only thing I've found to work atleast a bit for preventing wet dreams is not drinking anything 3-4 hours before bed and emptying my bladder. But dehydrating yourself is generally not recommended.
>>9898140i'm so sick of this fucking faggot constantly reposting this every threadyou said TWO THREADS AGO you would make a pastebinhere is that post: >>9882105i called you out on it, but of course you're too much of a pussy to replyinstead you continue to shill your THC products, to the point where i ACTUALLY think you're a paid shill.fuck your products, and fuck youevery time i see this from now on, i'm going to call you out for being a shill and not making your pastebin like you said you would, because now i know for a FACT you get kickback from these products.
>>9898385i'm able to edge myself using my dick, and then ride my dildo and let it finish me offthen im always able to continue without any issue. the problem is is that it feels like you get no release at all>>9898440>psylliumi recommend you read the faq for proper dosing, or you can listen to the anons in this thread. either/or. but i just started out and put my advice in the faq>>9901397>dailyfrom the faq: You need to allow your butt to rest. Every day is not a good plan. If you do a couple days in a row, have a couple days of rest. Don't clean yourself every day with an enema either. You want to make sure your bowels are still able to evacuate feces using purely muscles so you don't become incontinent. It's unlikely to happen, but it's important to stay safe.also to keep the bacteria in your colon healthy>>9901707>You should copy and paste this to anyone asking in future threadswe have an faq ;-;if you want >>9901561, ill put it in there for you
>>9898758tell em it's sex toys
>>9901104lovehoney curved 7 inch dildo, or a nofrilldo
>>9901857Lololol ok boss
>>9901984https://desuarchive.org/d/thread/9821037/#9823046https://desuarchive.org/d/thread/9825736/#9826655https://desuarchive.org/d/thread/9831537/#9831564https://desuarchive.org/d/thread/9834377/#9835062https://desuarchive.org/d/thread/9837623/#9838214https://desuarchive.org/d/thread/9840528/#9840566https://desuarchive.org/d/thread/9843773/#9843797https://desuarchive.org/d/thread/9847124/#9847283https://desuarchive.org/d/thread/9850846/#9850884https://desuarchive.org/d/thread/9859826/#9859980https://desuarchive.org/d/thread/9876989/#9879477>>9882105 (promise of making a pastebin here)>>9890436 (did not make pastebin)and you have today.absolute insanity.
>>9901857based spammer caller outer
>>9901995what is with your refusal to make a pastebin? do you want people to think you're a shill? are you too stoned to remember what you said?
>>9901994>>9901999It's like vegan people, they will never shut up about this thing they want you to try. What the retard here don't realize is that you need to live in a specific place in a specific country to be able to buy all this shit, but he still keeps spamming this on every thread.
>>9901478Good luck, anon.>>9901659No, anon, it might be your diet. I sit on a chair in front of a computer for 16ish hours a day for over 20 years, butt slut even longer. Add fiber aka psylium.>>99016403 years for nipplegasm? not bad>>9901857>>9901994based autist
>>9901047> You can grow boobs if you choose to. Without hormones.Details?I'd love to have real boobs and heighten my nipple sensitivity, although I guess the latter simply isn't doable and so far the realistic options for the former have been "get on hormones" (which I don't wanna do just yet in my life, I want to have biological offspring before I look into fucking up my natural hormones) or "get a boob job", which, again, I doubt most places (at least in my country) would do unless you have a letter from a shrink stating that you're trans. Just being a "man" with enough money and a desire doesn't cut it here, though I'm sure there are other countries where plastic surgeons and the like aren't that strict about the rules. But fake boobs are kinda gross desu and I'd certainly prefer more natural ones, but thanks to my genetics all the fat goes to my belly and thighs.
>>9898440>>9898583>>9899702>>9901397>>9901869So this psyllium thing, you just eat it and shit your bowels empty, it's a laxative, right?
>>9902458It absorbs water so your shits don't leave any residue in the intestines, if I get it correctly.
>>9902416I am into shrinking dick and growing nipples. If you are in the states, you can legally get estradiol from amazon, rub it on your nipples and they will start to grow (the process length is the same as for biological females, so a few years). There is a forum for this shit breastnexum.com If you can't get estradiol legally (like in EU), next best thing is purera mirifica. Which is completely legal. WARNING: there are some serious health risks if you take it orally. I got this specific lotion https://www.amazon.de/-/en/Pueraria-Mirifica-Body-Lotion-Chest/dp/B0080PA2Y6/ref=sr_1_6?crid=264D4FKSLQ70&dchild=1&keywords=purera+mirifica&qid=1631614948&sprefix=purrera+mi%2Caps%2C231&sr=8-6I rubbed one drop on each testicle and in two weeks I gained 3cm on my chest. I felt them growing, nipples started to rub on shirt. I stopped since I am only into nipple growth, don't want tits. I got my hands on estradiol from amazon, luckily dodged imports inspection. I used it for two months and I had 0 visual growth, only the buds started forming under the nipple. Those two things combined, I now have A- cup. If you don't take T blockers, your results will be slower, your T levels will drop from E (be it purera or estradiol or w/e) somewhat. You want to take it on breaks. But refer to forum for more details as well as progress.I'm always lurking if you have questions.
>>9902458It's like 'glue' for your shits, it attracts shit pieces and makes you shit solid turds. So you don't get 'bits and pieces' but one log. Naturally if you take too much of it with too little water, it may cause constipation.
>order two custom silicone sculptures on the 2nd September>get cold feet because one of them is a $180+ 10" long, phat glow in the dark horsecock and not ready for that yet>email them to cancel just one>"yes that's fine, we'll send your refund back ... ">Fine>"oh also the other toy you ordered is drying out">this was on the 6th>whole week passes with no movement, email them>"Sorry, our member of staff in charge of packing and boxing is completely new ... also our IT setup is new too so it's taking some getting used to xD">10th status changes to "awaiting postage" i.e it's boxed and sat in a room ready to go>nothing sinceSeeing this company advertises as made to order all in this country I'm starting to think they've outsourced several of their pieces of business overseas.At least my refund for the horsecock came back yesterday.
>>9902582You will regret canceling horsecock.
>>9902617This desu.Horsecock is best cock.
>>9902617>>9902633It had +8.3" circumference all the way down for 10"Biggest ever circumference I've taken is an 8" plugThey will still be for sale when/I'm ever ready. No regret
>>9902657I do own three. S, M and L.
Would you guys recommend using a vibrating prostate massager that has a little dangle, which massages the perineum also, or should I stick to using an aneros? I was thinking about buying said toy, but I'm afraid that since the perineum is also being massaged with vibration, it may give the user a wet orgasm, rather than a dry one. Could use a bit of advice.
Finally bought a machine. I don't have the stamina and patience to keep bobbing at it for more than an hour. It feels very good to let something else do all the work
>>9901869Let me rewrite it in a shorter and more concise fashion, and I'll post it in a later thread.Or go ahead and put it in if you want, I don't careHave some kind of copypasta to throw at the average poor, apathetic, and horny NEET virgin who wonders in here would help a lot with discourse.Just tell them exactly what to do, otherwise they'll be indecisive for months
>>9902657>medial ringmy favorite part
>>9902416>>9902480Do be aware that estrogen levels affect brain cell growth (https://www.researchgate.net/publication/46671034_Changing_your_sex_changes_your_brain_Influences_of_testosterone_and_estrogen_on_adult_human_brain_structure), which may be significantly harmful.
>>9899932This is whole psyllium, which is a lot less powerful than the ground version unless you grind it yourself.
>>9902480I'm sadly in the EU and my shithole of a country has overly aggressive Customs, even prior to the 1 July VAT change. It's hilarious, our politicians pretend to be oh so "progressive" and whatnot yet even legalizing pot is a major can of worms here and probably won't happen before most other EU countries have done it.Rumor has it that US-style "informed consent" for hormones *might* be a thing over here *if* you're lucky enough and find an understanding doctor, but that was a few years ago. I'm not sure how easy it's to claim to a doc these days that "yeah like I'm totally self-medding with these Chinese meds I ordered off the Internet" anymore when everyone knows Customs is busy inspecting everything that arrives outside the EU and then assraping (not in a sexy way) those who've ordered something "illegal". Of course I'd totally give that a try if I was both brave and desperate enough, but I'm not; as hot as she might be, I don't wanna end up the next Blaire White and regret not having biological offspring of my own. So that kinda limits my options, sadly.PM is an interesting substance, I've come across the name before, but apparently it's also basically a "controlled" substance (?) of some kind here; i.e. whether you're ordering PM, estradiol or pot, they'll basically treat it all the same. Which is ridiculous and stupid and an utter waste of resources if you ask me, but hey, I'm just someone on the Internet.Regardless, thank you for taking the time to answer, I really appreciate it!>>9902770Interesting, thanks for the link, anon! Love me some scientifically backed up facts. I wonder what the practical implications of this are? I mean, few of us will probably live to see their 100th birthday, and all facts considered I'd be surprised if I live to be 80 years old, and to me quality of life matters more than just the amount of years lived. I'd rather get ~30+ happy years than 50+ unhappy ones.
Has anyone had experience with a real dick? How did you like it?
>>9902785Eurgh, I have pessel and mortar. Wish you would've posted this the other day So say I grind this stuff down for each use, how much to use?
>>9901065>tfw no giant milkers dommy mommy gf >>98981118 years in not yet. it's actually improved my hemorroids. they get pushed back in to place by fucking lol>>9901016You're not the only one, I get the same feeling. Outside of that moment, knowing how good that type of submissive orgasm can feel makes me feel more excited to give it. guess I'm a switch >>9901104Lovehoney has some smooth ones that are nice for beginners if that's enough mental stimulation>>9901446nta, what do you mean milk yourself? how does it differ from normal ass-fucking?>>9901857Thank you based anon and based janitors You don't need specific products to play with your ass on weed. desu it's bad advice because strains affect everyone differently>>9902416>without hormones>uses estrogenic compoundsSemantics when you get down to the effects on the body
Is olive oil fine to use with a latex/vinyl glove for a prostate massage
>>9901047>fork out for https://www.lovehoney.eu/sex-toys/dildos/non-realistic-dildos/p/kendall-swirly-silicone-dildo-7.5-inch/a28353g45609.htmlNta but ordered!>SupplenippsWhich size is best?
Just ordered a 50cm dildo. What am I in for?
>>9902735>>9899236>>9900249Do you like the brands you got and would you recommend them? I'm on the fence between the full size Hismith or the smaller style like this cheapo chinesium one:https://www.jessky.com/videos-female-masturbation-sex-machine-gun-with-two-big-dildo-for-women-black-p0123-p0123.htmlThough maybe from a different brand on the second one, but the smaller style.
thanks to the anon that recommended that curvable dildo in the last thread it works pretty great. I just got it in the mail yesterday.>>9903031I would just get a hismith or you are going to be disappointed. I have never talked to a person that bought something else and had it work well.
>>9902798i have, it was with an older guy off of grindr (i'm 18 he was 25) and it was amazing. he handcuffed me and we fucked for about two hours until i came and then he came on my back. the actual feeling in my ass was painful at first since i was used to smaller dildos but eventually it clicked and i was in heaven. i highly recommend it, just having a guy call you a good boy and spit on you and say how cute you look, it's amazing. plus the guy was really hot, 6'2 spanish chad
>>9898111I started getting a bit of issues when I was regularly using Boss Hogg XXXL about 3/4ths the way down every daybut i stopped about a year about and everythings basically back to normal, which surprises me. im sure when ur 40+ the body doesnt recover nearly as well though
>>9903217>Boss Hogg XXXL>Circumference near middle: 14.50" 36.83cm>every dayHoly fuck, anon. You were asking to have some issue doing something extreme like this. How did this affected you and what happened?
>>9900546honestly playing with them is just sadly the best thing i've been playing with them for 6 months or so and they feel notably better than i started. however progress is slow. some people say they can get it going in a few months, and honestly i am not dedicated, i just play with them in my spare time>>9901359the more i do it the more i want it. like i wasn't really in the mood until recently, and suddenly now i just keep thinking about it>>9901640>The catch is that now cageing myself is p much useless cos I can just "release the tension" by playing with them.do you mean you have an ejaculatory orgasm from nipple play?i haven't been able to do that, but i feel like even without orgasm my nipples have some form of soft refractory period where i start to get less horny if i play with them too much
So, I've been considering getting a chastity cage to help me temporarily focus on other areas for a while, but I heard if you wear one a lot it can shrink your cock (since they're so tight), which I want to avoid.Is it possible to just get some kind of loose cage?>>9900546If you're not doing using it already, lotion, along with normal nipple play, and nipple cups like the other anon said.I've also heard a lot of people say that piercing them cranks their sensitivity way up, although some said it was the opposite for them. Kinda hesitant to take the risk of killing their sensitivity if true, myself. but the option is on the table.A final option is, I've heard a lot about rubbing estradiol on them for long-term, and THC oil for short-term.
>>9903321cages don't cause shrinking. Even if they did, you can just wear them while toying so you can focus properly.
>>9903110how do you not worry about AIDS? I've been into this shit since I was a teenager, but Ive only fucked like 7 people total(im in my mid 20s) and had good anal only twice, because i really don't want any STDsI don't even get cold sores yet and i get paranoid every time I kiss a new person lol
So I got some of those nipple cups. Can you give yourself cross-eyed nips if you don't put them straight on?
>>9902633I picked a 'surprise me' color for my chance, wasn't disappointed.>>9902729Why stimulate something outside your ass?>>9902794Care to name your country? Interested to check PM legallity.That study is also kinda meh, according to paper, the MTFs had 2-3 times more E pumped into them than a female. You don't need to drown yourself in E to grow boobs, especially with PM.>>9902935milking is when you reach a point where your cum just slowly flows out in a stream, you don't orgasm from this.>>9902951Start with smallest, the changes are PERMANENT once you stretch them out, they will be constantly hard, so use at your own risk. As for how long it takes, expect at least 6 months or longer, depending on how often you train.>>9903016Fun times.>>9903503Most likely, yes. They stretch the skin, so. But if you put them wrong once in a week or so and the rest of the time properly, it should be fine. One wrong placement session won't fuck you up.
So about psyllium husk, people say it mix it with a lot of care or else it'll clog up your intestines or something... So I've been looking around online and some people say you should wait an hour to turn it into some kind of gel before drinking it and some other people seem to advocate in favor of drinking it instantly, which one is it?Also about dosage, I have medium sized glasses that contain about 250~300 mL, is it enough water to mix with one teaspoon of the thing?
I'm trying to do nofap until I succesfully have a prostate orgasm. I haven't had any issues except I'm starting to have wet dreams. I barely woke myself on the literal edge last night and stopped myself from cumming. TLDR: How to prevent wet dreams and or nocturnal ejaculation?
>>9903588wear a cage
>>9903590Do they make comfy enough cages to sleep in? I've tried two and they're effective but not comfortable.
>>9903622I've only had experience with plastic and metal but I think a silicon one would be pretty comfortable to sleep in, just make sure not to get anything twisted before you doze off, you might want to ask the anons in the chastity thread for a better answer
>>9903588I have this problem too, I tried to find something on the internet but sadly there isn't any solid method or study on how to prevent this. Something that I've been trying and it's working better for me now is drinking more water during the day and not drinking any water before going to sleep, also I'm not lying on my stomach when I sleep anymore.As other anons already said in this thread, you don't need to reach orgasm but try milking your prostate if you can.>>9903590Congrats, now you gonna wake up with a wet cage. You massive retard.
>>9903581They are right, you want to mix it well to prevent yourself from getting any sort of blockage from it.My routine is that I mix 1 tablespoon with around 12 ounces/350mL of water. I just use a fork to mix the powder until all of the lumps are gone and it has turned into a kind of slurry.Then I drink immediately. As long as you get all of the lumps out you will be fine. I find the longer I let it sit the more it turns into a gel and the harder it is to drink. So personally I recommend you just chug it as soon as you are done mixing.
>>9903588Ctrl+f and >>9901325
>>9903533Finland is my country (sadly).Went to look for a reliable source regarding legality and the best I was able to find was a now-broken link and a single sentence on the local Wikipedia article about PM stating that products containing PM have been recalled "in Finland and in other EU countries" because apparently PM is not approved for human consumption in the EU because bureaucratic policies or something. Googling turns up related news from late 2009.However, the site containing full texts of all laws and other relevant legalese contains a "Finnish Medicines Agency's decision on the drug list", available officially only in Finnish and Swedish (our national languages), at https www finlex fi/fi/laki/alkup/2009/200910953 § on that page specifies that "The following substances or preparations are considered drugs when used as per 3 § of the Drug Act:", followed by "1) substances listed in attachment #2 of this decision [--]"; attachment #2 names PM, among a lot of other substancesNow it's worth noting that this isn't itself a law but rather just a decision made by a government agency, yet I suspect a lot of laws directly or indirectly refer to this decision. Indeed, as the page notes, the decision itself does not comment on the possible (il)legality of a substance.Either way, it seems that the last time local resellers at least here sold products containing PM was indeed October 2009. Not sure about other EU countries, but if and when PM is not approved, I guess that significantly reduces the potential pool of resellers. Disappointing, to say the least.
>>9903581Use cold water, that should keep lumps from forming.
>>9903110Did you cum hands-free or he helped you?Also did you crossdress or it was usual gay stuff?Story time.
>>9903031I have this smaller model, wanted to try out machines without spending 400+ euros.Some anons seem to not like it, some called it garbage. I personally had a lot of fun with it, it packs decent power offered me some great dicking, but the main issue is its weight, it's too light to hold still and the suction cups aren't really helpful. I've had it for several months now and I don't regret it. But if you're not on a budget, definitely go for the hismith.
>>9902798I've only ever been with my bf and while toys may give you more pleasure because you can do exactly what you want to yourself, actual sex is on another level for me because of the emotional high. Like I can dildo my ass to orgasm while blasting hypnos feeling like an absolute slut and loving it but letting my bf use my body for his pleasure makes me feel complete. He can make me cum handsfree (it took us ~3 years for the first time) but that is secondary desu, what I care about the most is seeing him go crazy in that moment.
>>9903725Damn, anon, indeed PM is banned in fin since 2009, lol. F.Finland is not part of European Union, otherwise you could buy from amazon.de without dealing with customs. Could always try massages and hypnos, though. Doesn't hurt to try. Or look for weaker alternatives.
>>9903533>Why stimulate something outside your ass?Because the perineum, when massaged, can generate similar feelings to when you do the deed with the prostate. I'd dare to say that for me, massaging the perineum makes me even more sensitive compared to when massaging my prostate. Also, I can feel the "waves" washing over much sooner.
>>9903862i was so confused when i read that questionperineum massaging is a vital part of my foreplay.
>>9903868>i was so confused when i read that questionSorry anon, English is not my native language and I have a brain injury, which causes me to speak incomprehensibly sometimes or write gibberish, on top of that I haven't slept in more than a day when writting that reply (if you meant >>9902729).What I meant was: Is it still possible to have a dry orgasm (you know, a typical prostate orgasm that only makes you leak, but you won't make you shoot out any cum) if not only the prostate is being stimulated, but also both the surrounding nerves of the sphincter and the perineum? I think it might be possible but if the toy slips a bit, it might hit the balls when things get heated and the involuntary contractions begin, thus causing a traditional, wet orgasm. I could give the toy a try, but it's quite expensive, so I might as well make sure.
>>9903891no i meant>Why stimulate something outside your ass?>if not only the prostate is being stimulated, but also both the surrounding nerves of the sphincter and the perineum?yes, it's possible.
Ordering from BD sure is expensive as an European180$ minimum order40$ shippingTaxes and import feesAnyone have the sex toy shore list from trash's fantasy toys general?Im looking for a tentacle toy from inside the EUDon't like what Neotori has
>>9903588They happen for a reason.
>>9903896>yes, it's possible.Alright, thanks Anon. I'll make sure to try it out.
>>9903900Anyone know the BD import duties for UK fags now?
>>9903910UK is sadly no longer in the EU
Holy shit bros I just received my first bottle of xlube and used it right after mixing it, and all these years I found the thought of anal so fucking hot but when I actually did it, it had too much friction and I kinda didn't enjoy it. Just now I realize it was due to the shitty lube I was using and not using a lube syringe to put some lube inside. I feel enlightened.
I managed to hold my whole 2-quart enema yesterday while fucking myself doggystyle with my suction-cup dual-density toy. I didn't have a HFWO, but did I win?
>>9903993>quart I had to google it. What the fuck, didn't know this unit existed.
so I tried a holy trainer v4 chastity cage and it turns out my dick flaccid is too big for the standard, length was a slight problem but girth was the main issue as i could only just fit the tip in, could do with some help as I would really like to try anal without being able to touch my dick.
>>9904062first time from under your rock?
>>9904241>quarts are only used in the USA and the UKhuh wonder how someone could go their entire life without know what one it?
>>9904245Some anons don't understand that there are people from all around the world here.
>>9903915probably still too much, hoping weredog lowers their prices...does anyone know what it's like getting something from Neotori to the UK?
>>9904259They aren't gonna do thatProblem I have with WD is their girth in general scales too much. Jack is practically Bumble's girth + Chance's length, it's basically a barrel - I'd quite like to have something abit more Chance'y fromt. my medium Riot arrives tomorrow
>>9903278my butt wasnt working properly anymore lol. had a few accidents when my diet was badalso spicy foods made my insides hurt like crazy, which i thought was normal. but they dont hurt me anymore so i guess it was more about the spicy foods irritating stretched/damaged areasi do miss the butstuff tho
i think i almost prefer just fingers over a dildo
>>9904628yeah i know they make me cringe too but the rest makes up for it
What's the fastest you can get acclimated to a size slightly wider than your previous max diameter? I have a knotted toy I just managed to barely take the knot with and it wasn't exactly painful, but when it was all the way in, my body's natural instinct was "this needs to come out now".
small my ass, this thing is massivedamn good toys though, I also got a large Egg and it's pretty nice, goes in easy and feels good on the inside
>>9904626do you prefer your own fingers or others? I agree i love it when my dates do it but i can' realyl get my out of doing it myself
>>9904667unfortunately unable to compare, i've never been with anyone else.
>>9904626i do as well but my wrist usually gets too sore to do it for too longalso i still feel a bit gross sticking my fingers in there
>>9904626I love fingering myself but sadly I have small hands and my fingers don't reach deep enough... ;_;
>>9904729Small hands are good for fisting. Try it.
>>9903900Yea, if you in EU then essentially multiply the toys cost by 2.>>9904626The person who drew it doesn't know shit about anal play.>>9904645It's too personal a thing to give an answer. Your best training method is to keep it inside for as long as you can.>>9904688Train wrists, desu.
Anyone here have experience buying from Topped Toys? Been thinking / dreaming about getting a gape keeper or deep space from them to help me get the third ripple of my Doc Johnson B10.
>>9904729Well in that case you just have to get a boyfriend with long fingers and use them instead
>>9903031I got a $200 hismith. Not as fancy as the $300 ones. My one lacks torque, so it cant drive the heavy stuff hard and fuck you silly when you're into it. It can drive smooth ones fine since there's not much resistance. Mass can be a slight problem as well, but you can add mass to the machine to help it become more stable. Still worth it, letting a machine take the burden off the body and mind. Got the plate attachment so it can use all my old suction cup stuff
>>9904626Thumb from behind is maximum kino
>>9904326Ah well, I can't order anything for a good while anyway, but it's nice to window shop. Is there a good "trainer" from WD? Like for depth or girth? Most of their toys really do seem like boat anchors but that's also part of the appeal
>>9899474>>9899539>>9900008How do I know if I'm making myself piss or actually orgasming from anal?
>>9905476>he doesn't enjoy taking a cock so big and good it makes him piss himself in pleasurengmi
>>9905480bro i meani don't go that deep (2-3 inches max) but I feel like I'm pissin' and it aint pearly whitebut i definitely have some kind of likecrazy pleasure so
>>9899236>>9902735>>9903031>>9903087Ok so i bought a chinesium (https://www.amazon.com/Automatic-Thrusting-Telescopic-Accessories-Attachments/dp/B09CGF49SZ/ref=sr_1_31?dchild=1&keywords=fuck+machine&qid=1631810545&rnid=2941120011&s=hpc&sr=1-31) thing awhile ago and it was a hundred dollar mistake. The angle controls will slip and the thing is woefully under powered, I only got it to work on the smallest of dildos and if I clenched or moved at all it would stop. I took it apart and the motor was like an inch wide and 1 1/2 tall. After that let down I bought https://www.amazon.com/Hismith-Premium-Machine-Wire-controlled-Dildo/dp/B083VX56MY/ref=sr_1_2?dchild=1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIjtC5zPWD8wIVhgqtBh36wQvWEAAYASAAEgJGn_D_BwE&hvadid=177824936610&hvdev=c&hvlocphy=1014462&hvnetw=g&hvqmt=e&hvrand=4498214558914276435&hvtargid=kwd-36713857859&hydadcr=29965_10171741&keywords=hismith&qid=1631809904&s=hpc&sr=1-2&th=1 and now anal orgasms are routine for me. It is expensive, heavy, and loud but it will make you cum. The only problem I have is that it will move while using it so I have an odd bit of scaffolding I use to anchor it in place. Dont make my mistake never cheap out on anything electric.
>>9905476You will know it, your dick and ass will feel amazing as an orgasms builds up and then leaks out.
>>9905493I guess I don't build up. I ain't a man who edges it or anything. I just get the feelin and go with it and push it to the limit y'know?
I want to take real dicks but am absolutely terrified of getting an STD or getting robbed or killedwhat do
>>9905488It's because you are pissing, emptying your bladder before your sessions will help a bit. You will know when you orgasm but my advise is to not chase it, just enjoy the ride. >>9905501If you really want one you can get a boyfriend that you know you can trust.
>>9905488just embrace it, put a towel down, i love the feeling honestly, but I also love feeling like a dumb slut when i do it
>>9905498The build up is what you're looking for. Going hog wild is fun but its nothing compared to going slow and building a real body shaking, ass clenching, whore moaning orgasm.>>9905501Buy a fuck machine, real dick isn't worth it.
>>9905509>body shaking, ass clenching, whore moaning orgasm.But I already get those to my knowledge, anon.
>>9905510you might be doing both and ultimately the point is feeling good.
>>9905490What is your routine for cumming from anal with it?
>>9905513Turn it on and listen to music while looking at porn.
>>9903787I'm confused>Finland is a member country of the EU since January 1, 1995
>>9904927Yeah, I bought the smallest gapekeeper and I'm very happy with it and the shipping speed and cost (3-4 days and 12 bucks to the EU). Anything you're curious about?
>>9904927I got one of the smaller gape keepers, I absolutely love it, as much as I wish I got a bigger one it's still so filling I doubt I'll ever get rid of it
>>9905591>>9905709Mostly I'm just going back and forth on whether or not I actually wanna spend the money. Probably will now, just wanted to make sure there wasn't something I was missing when looking for them on other sites.
>>9905756I'm really glad I spent mine, but that's also because the gapekeeper 55 is reasonably priced, the next ones are a huge jump in priceAlmost like they're giving the first oh so delicious taste for free
>>9905756>>9905766>the next ones are a huge jump in priceScratch that, it was the grip collection that gave me that impression
>>9905766welp, just ordered the 55, thank you anon for your posts as they have further pushed me into degeneracy
>>9905812That's a good slut, report back when you've got it
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imagine having discussion in a thread about putting big toys up your butt instead of a textless image dump
>>9905826care to explain?
>>9905711I mean I can make myself piss with a 2-3 inch toy in less than ten minutesbut it does feel super goodAm I at risk of death
will putting a can up my ass give me cancer?
>>9905984Probably not, I forgot the important part about enlarged prostates is they make it hard for you to pee. As long as you can pee just fine normally you should be good.
>>9905846>>9905869he's trying to say that if people are going to post, they should post art with it
I've been taking a teaspoon of psyllium husk daily for the last 2 days in the morning, I think I was supposed to start with a half a teaspoon at first as they show in the wikihow to allow my body to get used to it, had some slight stomach discomfort the first day but it was fine, and on the second day I already had ghost poops and the side effects of getting used to are already gone. Starting day 3 now, will see if it keeps working so well.
>>9906027He also didn't post an image either
>>9905572oh, my bad, then anon can use amazon.de with no customs unless customs are checking packages from inside euro zone9905826>screamed the stable boy>>9905984continue whatever made you piss yourself, eventually should get some milk out>>9906164Just regular /d/ troll
>>9901640how safe is this hand sanitizer thing haha
>want to try butt stuff just out of curiosity>got aneros>doesn't do anything>got tiny little beginner bitch dildo >can kinda feel somethin but hard to get the angle just right, too small to consistently hit prostate>get girthy 9" dildo>slightly too wide, can force it in but the pain drowns out any prostate pleasure>never get anything close to an orgasm>stop doing butt stuff for a while cause it just isn't working for me and I don't have a partner to help or provide the proper context to be aroused by this>organizing my /d/ folder, make a sub-folder for futa with disproportionately long floppy dicks>get obsessed with it for a while and harvest all the art I can find>idea>google long flexible dildo>get 18" that's a bit less girthy than my 9" one, it's just like my noodle-dicked hentai goddesses>put it in a strap-on harness on my daki>ohmygodit'sthehottestthingi'veeverseentakemenow>lube it up>get this thing so far into my guts I can see it pushing out near the bottom of my ribcage>get a mirror so I can see my waifu penetrating me alongside the bulge of her massive unrealistic cock rearranging my insides>entire body shakes involuntarily and I cum so hard it hits the opposite wall of the room like 15 feet away>that was a week ago, have had diamond hard boners ever since, like the experience revitalized my sexual organs or something
>>9905997You can get silicone drinks cans but they’re kinda expensive for no real reason other than novelty
Is stuff like K-lube or x-lube ok for long term or even overnight usage? I’ve really been enjoying sleeping with a plug but relubing the next day is always a little annoying.
>>9906509You REALLY need to make webms and post them on /gif/
>>9906581Yeah, I'm kinda surprised there's no anons stuff, especially those who have bfs.
How do I do if I keep pissing myself when using dildos?
>>9906610just continue>>9906589all my stuff was nuked in the cleansing of the hub
>>9906613Why don't you reupload? You surely backed it up?
>>9906613But I want to leak cum, not piss
>>9906610It means you're doing something good, keep traininto get used to thofeelings.
>>9906622you, should, eventually, that's how I did it, anyway>>9906618I did, but cba.
>>9906339>should get some milk outthanks anon>>9906509>dildoyeah I didn't get much out of my suction cup dildo but I ended up using some anal beads and they really got me goin'. Everyone seems to be different.
>>9905997No. Cans are just aluminium.
>baby bottle dildoyou can find some wacky shit on etsy
>>9906947The guy was probably just testing some colors mixtures in some random bottle and decided to sell the result, lmao
psyllium husk is bullshit
>>9905531Literally me.Also have a hismith model. I eventually completely replaced stock legs with my own handmade truss that is more steady and heavy, so I don't have problems with fixing it into place anymore.What do you listen to? I usually just watch some of my favorite ecchi AMV's, not even hentai ones. Also placing a webcam and watching your own ass getting pounded is a pretty fun experience.
omfg yesssssssssI finally hit BD when they had a Chance Flared in stockI'm finally going to cum with horsecock in my assI'm going to nofap until my package arrivesI never want to cum without horsecock in my butthole again
>>9907040Nice. Now that's some dedication.
I'm struggling to get my unflared Chance XL further in, I can barely manage half of it. Are there any positions that would make it easier? So far I tried doggy style and sitting on it while being on my knees.
>>9905817its gonna arrive next week, probably on tuesday or wednesday and Im super excited, also your reply kinda turned me on alot haha, hopefully I can become a good butt slut.
>>9905512we need more hentai with qr code element in them for a second layer of porn in it.
Any greentexts from hot anal sessions? Or just stories of ass play in general. I'm in the mood to read some boner inducing stories about toys ravaging ass.
Do people still have to fight off the urge to touch their dick during anal even after "rewiring"? I used my aneros for the first time and kept having to refocus.>>9907070i love 2n5
Getting this in the mail sometime this weekend. Cant wait to try it as I have a M/L one that is similar just without the corkscrew swirl to it. That toy already puts me in a good head space, so I cant wait to see how this one is gonna fuck up my guts and my head.
>>9903776>He can make me cum handsfree (it took us ~3 years for the first time)How did you finally manage it?t.boyfriend haver
>>9907009I've been taking it everyday for the past 4 days and it does everything people say.>perfect poop>can do anal to heart's content without any issue >don't even need to douche, just going to the toilets is enough to be cleanI don't even eat that clean with fast food once a week and dairy pretty much everyday. It's such a relief to be able to play with my butt without constantly worrying about things turning dirty.
Just bought an epilator.Holy shit, it hurts.
>>9905997does the drink contain potassium benzoate?that's bad.
Anons, is it worth buying an aneros? I already had dry orgasms from a curved dildo, if that matters. I've been looking around both on here and on reddit, but it seems like some people say it's the best toy out there, but others say they can't even feel their prostate being massaged. If it is worth buying one, would you recommend a trident helix or a progasm? If not either, which model should someone who's been doing kegels for almost two years start with?
>>9907890id say get an aneros or an njoy wand, any of the aneros will do so its up to what you think would work better for you. Been using my aneros for about two months and it makes me feel soo good, havent really cum from it alone but Im pretty sure it will happen eventually but youll have to just give it a go really as people generally have mixed feelings on aneros toys
>>9907817How much psylium do you take anon?I personally take a bit, a bit less than a spoon, but I always need to wipe afterwards and need to douche before the upcoming session.
>>9898111I've been doing butt stuff for many years. Since I was 13, and I'm 36 now. I've never had any ass issues, like pooping myself. I've never pooped myself even when super ill.My play has always been with normal, (human) sized toys, or smaller.I wrote in the previous thread that my butt plugs would fall out if I did anything meaningful. But I really should've pointed out that my plugs suck, and their fully installed size around is only slightly smaller than it's widest point.I was talking to a person who works out with a plug in, in the thread. Sorry though, with my plugs I'll blast one across the gym if I tried to do a lift with one in.Mine are all like pic related, sort of.
>>9907919>less than a spoonnot gonna make it, take at least 700 mg before or after eating, with lots of water, baka it's not that hard to follow instructions, I only need to wipe or douche if i've eaten lots of sugar or greasy junkfood, when I'm eating good and not drinking any alcohol or sugary drinks I have zero problems. I've been taking PH now for almost 2-3 years and i can say with confidence I only need to douche if I want to go really deep, and even then it's a very easy procedure.
>>9907923yeah you need to get a more traditional style plug, or even an egg style plug from square peg or topped toys for anything like working out whilst plugged, I've done it before and it's very fun doing kegels during sets.
>>9907926>take at least 700 mg before or after eating, with lots of waterAlright thanks anon.>>9907892 >give it a goSeems like I'll have to.
How do you deal with cleanup? Recently tried buying anal beads and the feeling was like no other, but the smell lingered and cleanup took days, which also killed further motivation to try again. Was I supposed to get metal ones instead?
>>9907945>How do you deal with cleanup?hot water and soap. are your beads silicone?
>>9907946Says Silicone on the label. The smell was the worst offender and it took me days of soaking it in soap and then clothes washing liquid to even get it off.
>>9907956weird, i've never had any smell issues with any of my toys. have you done the lighter test on it, to make sure that it's actually silicone?
>>9907919A full teaspoon in 250mL of water, then I add some more water to drink what's left in the glass. Drinking more throughout the day also helped a lot I think. I've heard that a lot of people keep increasing their dosage progressively to get even better results because you need some time for your body to get used to it, but I'm not sure why, I'm already doing pretty good as it is.If you're not getting results after 1 or 2 days I'd say keep going for at least a week and then add a second dose everyday, may as well since you've probably ordered a big bag of psyllium already.
>>9907956buy like proper toy cleaner, and use boiling hot water
>>9907958Didn't know about that before I came here, its that Blush beginner one. Am I supposed to get a specialised soap or something? I tried warm but not boiled water and I'd say clotheswash is already really strong.
>>9907966i'd test it to be sure. then if it is real silicone you can boil it or clean it with diluted bleach. i think 10% is the recommended mix, someone can correct me if i'm wrong. but if it's gonna be smelly like that all the time i'm not sure i would keep it around.
>>9907968Thanks for the advice, I'm thinking maybe I didn't clean it that well either since I initially cleaned with cold water and left it in soap for awhile before trying hot water and stronger soap.
>>9907977no worries, hope you get it sorted
>>9907963>second dose everydayThanks for replying anon, I'll try taking two doses.
I need large anal beads. All that I find are small or only have two or three balls. Preferably in EU. Tennis ball size would be great. I have seen ones in videos but just cannot find them in stores.
Best dildo for hands free prostate orgasms?
>>9908159The one that has a suction cup
>>9898111I've been doing it for 20 years. No issue with incontinence or anything, though I have had one fissure which was fucking lame. Ironically, wearing large plugs and doing Kegels was the solution. Do Kegels, there's a Kegel YouTube sort of Kegel hero type channel, it does wonders. Have a good diet, don't be too aggressive, and you'll be fine.
>>9904663I have an l/xl and XXL egg. Best plugs ever
Any femboys/sissy/transgirls in thread in need of a keyholder & controller of their cage?
>>9905531man I just did this, great stuff but I really wish I could HFO, spent like an hour and a half getting pounded before finishing myself off and then immediately getting that post-nut feeling, hate that
>>9908599>finishing myself offDon't ever do that to yourself, anon...Personally I think machines are much better for deeper, thicker and violent anal play, when you really need a mean fucking. Prostate play is more suited for shorter toys and slower movements.If you feel the need to finish yourself off with your cock you'll have a much harder time I think... for me, feeling like a complete bottom sissy slut is what really makes me horny, it's very psychological, without that I don't think I could enjoy it much.
>>9908611I really wish I didn't have to but I've never been able to just go at it until it happens by itself, I would totally just stop and continue later until it happens eventually but I have work and other stuff to do, I can't be going around having giga-boners and a cage would be way too conspicuous.Do you have any advice on how to achieve it other than just the mindset? I saw earlier posts about THC meds but I really can't be doing that stuff because of work.
So what's the risk with tearing your colon or intestines and needing a colostomy bag for the rest of your life
>>9902944No it breaks down latex
New thread where
>>9908254>there's a Kegel YouTube sort of Kegel hero type channellmao got a link?>>9908836make one, should be easy
>>9907956butt smell or chemical smell?
>>9907070That's the mark of a good slut, once you have the little fella stretching your hole open you'll start craving even more.