Last one got archived and nobody cared to start the continuation.
I'd like to see more super thick / sticky semenlike>>9955770>>9956573
Consider:Futa cum never rots, and cannot be removed unless it's consumed or absorbed by someone.Female pussies are the best for this purpose: a standard woman can absorb several containers worth of cum in the span of a single day.
Anyone got a link to LiesAboutSize's stuff?
>>9957710The first one is actually just a condom stuck on the girl's throat, like this:
>ywn room with an aggressive but affectionate Amazonian Futa with a 5 foot long cock>ywn spend your days wading through ankle deep baby batter just to get something out of the fridge>ywn have to pleasure her dozens of times for hours every night just so she can sleep without gushing cum all over the bed>ywn fall victim to her frequent wet dreams and have to change multiple times a night>ywn get to shower with her and slurp on her massive nuts>ywn have your head pushed deep into her nutsack as punishment for flinching during a bukkakeWhy even live
Just came across this beaut.https://www.deviantart.com/boogie5001/art/Tina-the-Tank-869867630https://www.deviantart.com/boogie5001/art/Tina-s-Shake-Up-869975729
>>9958395can’t you just post a picture of it retard
>>9958419>post a picture of written worksOkay.
>>9958419I prefer reading actual searchable text
>>9958429well aren’t you a boyscout
less talking more cumming
I'll just casually bump the thread...
Futas should remain hooked to their milking station 24/7/365.Corollary: everyone should be a futa.
>>9959870looks like the work of "MiMiA Cute." probably "futanari girl Hikari: summer Masturbation" the only place i know to get their stuff is dlsite.
>>9962057God seeing her as a multicock futa is so good, instantly made the artist one of my favourites
>>9963600looks like Cyan lost the good fight. 100 trillion liters of pressurized semen was impossible to endure.
>>9963603I will be mad if it doesn't end up in a tie or something close to it
>>9963982at this point, i think *most* readers will be mad if it doesn'tas they should be >:(
>Everyone should be transformed into a big-dick futa>and cum teaspoons of jizz per orgasm>but having constant orgasms one after the other, at least 12 per minute>conservation of mass be damnedDiscuss.
>>9964050One orgasm every 5 seconds seems like it would feel more like just one, unending orgasm. ...Though, I suppose that's the point, isn't it.A world of big-dick futas sounds excellent. Just double or triple the volume of cum, and then we're at perfection.
>>9964073I mean, ideally there should me multiple types of hypercumming:>Those who leak cum constantly at a steady rate, but can orgasm for a marginally bigger spurt>Those who can masturbate 24/7 indefinitely, spurting multiple times per minute as long as they keep jerking off>Those who have explosive orgasms that, at minimum, flood multiple rooms; but need some time to reload>Those who cum big megasperms/eggs
The greatest time of year is nearly here
>>9963603Pretty boring if Kana just does an ass pull every time she shows up. Looks like the story is being continued so I guess we'll see.
>>9964621watch cyan unlock the lv2 super dick next month and finally beat her...and then kana gets ANOTHER powerup
>>9964377it's that time again, anon. Good luck. https://twitter.com/FellatrixArt/status/1454955157477724163?s=20
>>9964808It's gonna be futa, right? The "chosen one" in the art doesn't look feminine, but that might not mean much.
>>9964883he posted a concept art earlier in the month. she's about the same physique as Daisy and Susie Q. maybe with a slightly bigger bust.
>>9964948Oh boy, this should be a fun month (eventually).
>>9965447first day dropped, and yea she's the new OC. she's very cute.
>>9966762>ywn live in a world where human cousine is mostly made of sexual fluids and breastmilkGoddammit, now my dick is sad.
>Purchase audio doujin of futa masturbation hoping it has good ejaculation noises.>They use the sound of a squirting ketchup bottle>WhyIt was called ふたなり委員長の低音オホ声下品オナニー on DLsite. Everything but the ejaculation audio was good. Why can't there be good futa ejaculation audio in 2021???
>>9967186We need to get a sound engineer into /d/eviancy or one of us needs to become a sound engineer.it's the only way.
>>9967186Just pirate it first then buy it if you liked it.
>>9957649>Futa pornnice>It turns to a doomsday/horror scenario somewhat later.uhhh....
I'm trying to archive all of the futa vocaroo/etc links, but good lord most of them are dead.If anyone still plays SDT, I'm putting together a dialogue where a futa "magically" portals or w/e her dick to be right in front of her so she can suck herself off - only to not be able to stop cumming.Also going to write a script to see if I can't get a femanon to do a "futa masturbating who can't stop cumming and is addicted to her cock/cum" type of thing. Gonna have to try to find adequate sound effects too.
>>9967465Hey, if you know where to pirate stuff from DLsite or pixiv booth let me know, because all I saw was super sketch shit.
>>9967641 Here. Here's what I could find. One is about an hour long, in japanese, of a futa fapping and cumming. The rest are IRC sound effects, one of which has moaning mixed in.https://vocaroo.com/mx6LZmP8HUmhttps://vocaroo.com/n1aXuytAWoihttps://vocaroo.com/1k2dJAIGKY3Lhttps://vocaroo.com/167oE7DUV1dWhttps://vocaroo.com/19H0Vgauv0GRhttps://vocaroo.com/1k9e7eeajTS9https://vocaroo.com/1fPYhbIRuZL8https://vocaroo.com/1e9rv2kH9DEFhttps://vocaroo.com/1oWI3Sgdlnivhttps://vocaroo.com/1fcauRZx7nwnhttps://d.facdn.net/art/aikega/music/1479503412/1479503412.aikega_cum4-1.mp3https://vocaroo.com/16d3Yy7alOpGhttps://vocaroo.com/167oE7DUV1dW
I just read Dongstar's Mo' and Mo' Mimi Chapter 3and I don't know how I feel about it.On one hand;>Girlcocks growing to stupid sizes: NiceOn the other;>Ruined world, climate change, global destruction, doomsday apocalypse, untold casualties, and (when you think about it just a little) the looming existential dread that your new home (that you didn't want and have no choice in the matter) is now tied to a PERSON and once they go, everything go:Daphuq!?...
You know what I need? An island made entirely by ginormous cocks, populated by big-dicked futas.
>>9968476>like supanari>devolves into doomsday stuff, fights and dream stuff>like Valerie song>last story was teterun-tier stuff>like mo mimi chapter 1>2 goes way too big(still enjoyable, though not as much as the hyper school concept promised) and 3 goes absurdly big>like cum dimension one>chapter 2 goes full crazywish he would just continue stories on the same tier of unrealistic stuff instead of trying to constantly one-up the previous stuffthe setup of most of his stories rocks but then they go crazy
>>9968714>>9968476Funnily enough, I had an idea of a Planet Futa (just not without the death and stuff). It's like Xenoblade Chronicles but weird(er)Basically it went; Once upon a time on Olympus (or something similar, whatever) there was a group of Gods and one Goddess. This one Goddess in particular was all feminine, mature and beautiful throughout save for one thing, her absurdly large phallus. Due to her large member she was mocked upon with disgust and laughter from her God peer. One day though she had enough of the abuse and smite her former God friends and fled Not-Olympus into a empty realm.Felt bitter and alone she decided to make her own Earth where Women like her would not be ridicule by Men because of their large appendage. In fact, they will love and worship Women's Phallus.So the giant, mighty Goddess use every ounce of her might and power to make real the Earth she envisioned on her massive shaft (and scrotum to probably). After the ordeal the goddess goes dormant and after a billions years or so, basically a fantasy kitchen sink of a world happens a planet sized futa cock where women are futas and etc. [also I also imagine the continents/islands people live on are are the cocks of smaller but still giant demi-goddess golem futas the planet goddess made (like Moana's Te Fiti) to be the landmasses, etc.]It's a weird idea, I know.
>>9957649Hey where is the /d/ archive at? I'm having trouble finding it...
ok so I've developed a REALLY specific fetish for super-heroes / heroes no longer being able to function due to being burdened by too much heavy cum in their huge balls and having to spend all their time pumping it out or else risk blowing a load at inopportune times.
Imagine doing your best to be taken seriously as a hero while having to drag around huge, heavy, and sensitive tits, balls, and cock. Despite your handicap you defeat some villains and start to feel like you're finally making some progress and then something like this happens to you.
Imagine all that thick, gelatinous goo in your balls jiggling like pudding from the vibrations as your big virile sperm get increasingly agitated from the stimulation, racing around desperate to get out.
>>9968994It's bad enough you have to wear this ridiculous costume. The Hero Association designer assigned to you made it thinking you were just a regular woman, and all the bureaucracy involved around getting a replacement costume and persona designed and assigned to you made you just accept it at the time. Back then your cock and testicles were actually reasonably sized and you were somehow able to get them tucked inside the leotard, so it didn't seem like quite such a big deal, although it was still plenty embarrassing. Your breasts were much smaller then too, but still big enough for people to be mistaken as to the meaning of "10-ton." 10-ton was SUPPOSED to be a reference to the strength of your punch, but at some point after you had to have your suit modified for the 20th time to be able to squeeze your swelling tits into it you gave up trying to correct people. You actually miss the days when you were "only" known as "that hero with the gigantic tits." Ever since your balls and dick started to outgrow your suit you've instead become known as "that weird pervert who runs around with their gigantic genitals flopping everywhere." You BEGGED the association to redesign your suit to give you any chance of concealing yourself but they claimed at this point your look had become iconic and they couldn't make major changes to it... what a joke. Still, you were in this to help people, not to be popular or even respected, so you did your best despite the physical limitations imposed by your ever-growing assets. Your super-strength made the weight (mostly) a non-issue, but having them bouncing and flopping in your way all the time, blocking your field of view and limiting your range of motion was a nightmare. And oh god, the sensitivity...
>>9968997You had kept it (mostly) under control until the Vibrat-O incident. You thought you were being sooo clever, turning your burden into an asset and using it to pin him down... until you realized why he was called Vibrat-O. The worst part is, in hindsight you know you could have moved at any time. There was nothing keeping you there. No force-field, no super-powered villain holding you. But at the time moving just didn't seem to cross your mind. Drenching those hostages in your thick, hot load should probably have been the most humiliating moment of your life, but honestly you can only remember just how damn good you felt. The shame came later, when you came to your senses and realized what had happened, and again when the internet was flooded with videos hastily taken with people's phones.You vowed to never let something like that happen again and started doing your best to squeeze every bit of cum out of your balls before going on patrol. No condoms fit you, and trying to catch your loads with a tissue is so ridiculous it's not even worth considering. At first you started relieving yourself straight into your toilet or bathtub but you quickly realized your drains couldn't handle that much volume of your thick semen all at once. You finally had to resort to standing out by the dumpster behind your apartment, filling up trash bag after trash bag then quickly trying to dump them before anyone noticed. Sometimes you fall so deep into a trance pleasuring yourself you don't even realize when people DO notice. And your tits are so huge, blocking your vision that you didn't even find out that someone had painted "10t" on your balls as a cruel joke until much later. Still, this routine has been working for you in so far as you haven't had another accident, but at this point you're starting to feel like you're spending more time jerking off than actually fighting crime...
>>9968853>It's a weird idea, I know.I like it. Plus, "weird" is relative. Two threads ago I came up with a scenario which could be best described as "every ecosystem and landscape is futacum-based".https://desuarchive.org/d/thread/9870854/#q9896719
>>9968980What about Super-Heroes with Futa based powers, like:Cock WideningCock LengtheningCock HardeningCock StretchingCock BatteringCock RammingCock SlappingCock PiercingCock HammerCock lassoCock CoilCock WhipCock BungeeBall GrowBall Balloon InflateBall Wrecking BallBall BounceBall CushionBall MattressCum ShotCum SprayCum SnipeCum HoseCum StickCum ExtinguisherCum WebCum SwingCum BlastCum CannonCum Hydrant and Stuff?
>>9969071How's about cock swallow with ball restraint?
One day I'll go on a quest to record better futa cum sounds. The first step will be to go to the dollar store and buy one of those 2ft long water squirter tubes and fill it with mayo, then fire it at a shower tile wall. Not sure how I would get the accompanied pumping noises though.
>>9968980>>9969018Go on indeed, i'm interested...
Let's be honest here: if the girls of DDLC were transformed into big-dicked futas, it would've solved a lot of problems.
>>9968233Where do you even find these? and are there more?
>>9969954Searching through /d/ archives. There's a lot more, but they're all dead/removed links.
>>9969356Never leaving Monika because she’s fucked me silly so many times I’ve been reduced to her loving dicksleeve and cumdump! Begging her to keep increasing her size and cumshot volume, more and more without stop, having her fill entire pools in the first few seconds of her orgasm! Making both of us edge for an entire day as we frot together and dock, cumming inside her dick to supercharge her cum production!Making her drown her entire reality in pent-up jizz, then having her create a new one to do it all over again!
>>9970752Making her create the largest reality she can, only to fill it up with cum all over again!Changing our bodies to depend only on cum!Fucking all day every day floating in a sea of cum!Increasing the pressure by pumping even more cum into the cum reality!Making the edge of reality crack from the sheer pressure!Watch in terror as my laptop crack in two, and cum flies out in a pressurised stream!Getting aroused as the cum reforms into a real Monica, huge cock and all!"Your Reality" plays as she starts to cumflate me!
>>9970724Do you have anymore?
>>9970752>>9970846...I'm going to be honest: when I said "if the girls of DDLC were transformed into big-dicked futas, it would've solved a lot of problems", what I MEANT was:>All four girls fuck each other all the time, forming a polysexual relationship.>Monika realizes that the other three girls are as real (and cock-hungry) as she is, solving her "I am the only real person in this game" complex. She stops being obsessed with the player (she's still interested in roping them in, though).>Natsuki mellows out considerably, considering that now she can simply angrysex/cum away her stress. Plus, her father isn't brainwashed by Monika... and if he still causes her troubles, she has the solution right under her shirt.>Sayori is happy when she makes other people happy - and horny futas are happy when they have lots of sex. This gives her new motivation in her life.>Yuri gets her shyness completely overridden by her newfound lust. Addictionally, she stops worrying about other people finding her hobbies weird - since at this point, "being a huge-dicked perma-horny futa" kinda overshadows everything else.
does anyone else know a story that i read a long, long, long time ago? it had some type of demonic ritual that ended up going out of control and making a girl into a constantly-growing demonic futa with multiple cocks, huge amounts of cum, and when her cum touched anyone she corrupted them into another body of herself that kept chasing after one uncorrupted cultist
>>9971591sounds a lot phen's "the sacrifice"i think it's up on furaffinity, at the very least
I appearently need text to post it...
>>9968233What does IRC mean?
>>9970724Got any links to /d/ archives?
>>9973864https://archived.moe/d/thread/9633426/This is the first thread of this series. The next is linked at the mottom and they follow this pattern until at least part 6
>>9974043Bottom*Fuck, what happened to my spelling...
>>9972511THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
>>9973864Forget what I said, the linking begins on the second thread and goes on from there
>>9968233the one close to an hour long really sounds like she's begging for her life for it to stop, but at the same time losing her mind and can't live without that pleasure. I can't even begin to imagine what an ejaculation like that would possibly feel like.also like the mp3 file one since it sounds like a futa is getting sucked off before blowing her globby thick load. The moaning one is great too.
>>9974050So where's the 2nd thread?
>>9968714I stopped reading Supanari when it got into >turning your endless cum into an army of goog-irl clones of yourself that can heal every injury and save everyone and basically do whatever the plot demands to somehow salvage the mess that you have written yourself into.Yeah overcomplicating it.
>>9963603To be Fair I think Cyan is the sexier girl and a more interesting character and I would have preferred if she would have won. Kana is just bland as fuck and she just got the "free-protagnist-supersaiyan powerup-at-the-last-moment-asspull". I get his is supposed to be comedy but meh.
Having a productive futa gf allows you to have both breakfast and bathe at the same time! Society accepting futa jizz as a perfume, food and skincare product all in one!
>>9974047Well did you find it? I’ve been looking and can’t find it so a share would be appreciated.
Imagine a poor futa 11 days into nnn. How dangerously full she would be by now. How her prostate would be so swollen and overloaded with cum even she couldn't believe it. How colossal her balls would be. How can she possibly last any longer? She should cum now and enjoy covering herself with massive, hulking, thick ropes of white cum and have the deepest, most satisfying orgasm ever
>>9977555Then you haven't been looking. Furaffinity, Phen, The Sacrifice. That's literally all you need to find it.
>>9979537Her improportionally gigantic testicles has gotten incredibly dense and covered in veins. Trillions and trillions of sperm presses against her testicles and begging to be freed, yet she continues to constantly churn out thousands of new sperm cells. Her testicles just does not have enough space for all the sperm she's stored and producing, and overtime cause it to be forcefully bulge out and get bigger from the inside.Her prostate has swollen to such extent that it's physically unable to contain the sheer amount of cum, allowing it to leak into her testicles and force her to produce her highly fertile loads of cum right inside her balls without her being ready to cum.Her cum has become less of a thick liquid, and more of a dense, thick, ropey, slimy and volatile loads of bubbling hot goo that's stuffed throughout her whole male genetalia.Her dick has turned into a massive hung log of a dick. Due to her extreme arousal it's constantly erect and covered in thick veins, radiating with heat and filling the air with pheromonic smell. Her uretha has thickened like a bloated tube in oreder to have enough capacity for the impending torrent of cum.She's almost half way through NNN and while her willpower to continue is strong. But her dick has gone past the point of no return, intensifying her reproductive instincts and accelerating her cum production and arousal in order to force her to cum. She knows she only has to endure it for a few more weeks, but slowly she's breaking down and her mind is already filled with the desire to reach orgasm and see her hulking massive cock erupt thousands of cumshots.
>>9980244>Her uretha has thickened like a bloated tube in oreder to have enough capacity for the impending torrent of cum.Urethral cum expansion sounds hot. A really desperate futa would pack herself from the tip of her dick down to the depths of her balls. She could fit in at least another rope of cum by stuffing her dick to the top.I like the idea of a futa's urethra bulging towards the end, so you can see the head of her first rope developing hours before ejaculation. It's going to be the biggest and most violent part of her orgasm, all the pressure is being focused on that point.
>>9980755A futa has to be really at her limit to give herself a urethral cum expansion, since it's literally the last place it could store all the cum.Her monsterously thick and hung cock has enough mass and girth to keep the tip tightly closed, but its not stopping her cock from packing itself tightly full of cum in every space it can have, and when her prostate and testicles cannot grow fast enough, her thickened urethra will start to get filled instead.Her urethra will exponentially get bigger as more and more cum starts to get stuffed in, and eventually be big and swollen as her own cock.Having so much pressure and cum building up so close to her tip will definitely cause her to have the biggest and most intensive orgasm, when she eventually releases all of her loads.I can only imagine how good it would feel just to keep her cock like that. She hasnt even reached orgasm but her cock has already overwritten all of her senses with the pleasure of building up cum and orgasm
Does anyone remember the threads were some anon would have Choose-Your-Own-Adventure style threads about his big futa OC? Pic related. I'm tried scouring some archives, but I couldn't find anything
>>9964948Kind of a nice change of pace from his usual futas. She's cute.
>>9981339Been lurking around anon. Those choose-you-own-futa-adventure things came to a halt as IRL job has been taking a lot of my energy, leaving little for drawing. Demand didn't seem high either and with paste-bin banning lewd stuff on most NSFW content, ended up killing most drive for a lot of small time artists to make more stuff for this thread. Myself included.As for the archives, no clue, but they must be from 1 year ago almost, more or less. And the simple drawing that I made for the prompts are gone after my hard drive gave up on me.Anyways, here is a doodle to warm you over.
>>9981832Damn, nice pic. Good to see your still around; I always liked those threads, but it's understandable why you can't do those anymore.I will never understand why pastebin decided to purge all NSFW stuff - sure, it wasn't what the site was oriented around, but it was relatively harmless nonetheless.
Have a hump
Bike fueled by futa sperm…imagine the smell
>cob up the butt and cum gushing out of the cock, semen splattering everywhere.
>suit so tight the futa jism is spurting out the seams
>hot sticky ropes of cum blast out of her penis after she finally pushes herself over the edge, wasting her energy in pursuit of the perfect orgasm.
>humping her futa cock inside a tight, slimy hole until it milks all the seed out
>the humping futa from behind tries to hold out, but can’t last and ends up blowing a massive load for the whole audience to witness
>demons, kaijuus, Great Old Ones etc. exist>and they're ALL humanoid monsterfutas>the vast majority of the public doesn't know of their existence>unsurprising, considering that they rarely interfere with the human world>only a select group of political and religious leaders know about them>the truth is, these monsters consider futanari cum to be a delicacy>and they've decides to "gracefully" help human countries dispose of their excess of cum>the monsters get their fix, the humans get to not drown in baby batter>everybody wins>the humans think that the monsters are the ones responsible for the appearance of futanaris>they believe that they're manipulating humanity into becoming their personal herd of futacows>meanwhile the monsters have no idea where futanaris came from>but they've decided to not mess with humanity, for fear of accidentally make futas disappear>also, they've ingested so much futacum that they're being slowly transformed into futas>they like it a lot (but they still think human futacum is the best)
>her tight anus milks one cock until it spews hot cum inside her; meanwhile, both of her hands perform ministrations on two other horse cocks, their musk filling up the chamber with heavy pheromones.
Would like to see more futa getting their urethra stretched and bulging out with their own cum
>>9982672>cum measured in mass instead of volume.Sounds infinitely hotter.
What is the purpose of Males in a world full of Futas that cum such massive loads? Surely they would still have a purpose, no?
>>9984887There was an idea last thread or so for this: male sperm acts as a force multiplier on futa’s jizz production, swallowing a load of it is a good way to triple regular output, but doing docking with a man and having him cum directly inside your dick? That’s a quintuple boost with just a few drops at least, not rare to see production boosted ten times as much
>>9984986I like that idea. It would make sure males aren't obsolete. Maybe their sperm is also just of a higher quality instead of quantity?
>>9984887In the previous thread, I made a scenario where males, females AND futas were all overproductive, but in different ways. For example, futa cum is mode abundant and fluid, while male cum is more fertile and sticky.Now I kinda want to make another scenario with six sexes:>Male (penis, no breasts)>Cuntboy (vagina, no breasts)>Herm (penis and vagina)>Shemale (penis and breasts)>Female (vagina and breasts)>Futa (all three)All rigorously overproductive, of course.
>>9984986I think there's an even better way of making males less outdated: making futas serve as a middle step on reproduction. For example, we can say that futas are the only ones who can impregnate women now because of some nebulous mutation on wombs that makes a zigote made by a man not adhere to the walls. In this scenario, a man fucks a futa, who doens't have that much sperm, but her body takes that sperm and adds something that makes that zigote stick to the woman's womb after fecundation. Futa fucks a woman, the woman gets pregnant. Marriages now consist of a man, a woman and a futa. Who can fuck who depends on the society, but the order man fucks futa who fucks woman is garanteed to show up.
>>9985354Of course, most societies are completely fine in letting the man fuck the woman as well, they just don't know if the futa can fuck the man as well. Logically, there is variation from married triplet to married triplet
It’s me again. Once more I’ve been on a kick lately for lasses with gigantic dicks nutting absurd amounts. Actually ended up writing two short pieces with it recently for anyone who likes their porn in text.https://archiveofourown.org/works/34500979https://archiveofourown.org/works/34709077
I cannot remember where it was but i remember seeing an image it was a futa lying on a bed with condoms and plastic bottles filled if anyone can help find it greatly appreciated
>>9985756My favorite pervert writer, God I wish I was Sam here. Gonna save up and edge to your fics until the 30th then cum it all out to your fairy NNN story again
>>9987655God, this is how things should be. Every futa would be a walking cum pool. The entire world should be blanketed by a thick layer of baby batter.
Trying to improve my futa writing. Criticism and ideas welcome!!>you park in front of the burrito shop down the street from your apartment>take a deep breathe as you take your key out of the ignition and walk out of the car, and open the door to the shop>a bell, obscenely shaped like a cock jingles above your head>the employees, all Latina hyper Futas look in your direction>between two of the biggest lies a black woman being fucked from both ends with her stomach inflated to the size of a car with cum>you recognize her as the manager of a competing burrito shop>a fat, meaty, purple cockhead smushes against your face, smearing fragrant precum on your cheek. You taste it, it’s tangy with a hint of spice >”aah. The boy that’s decided to date my youngest, and not even act like he’s dating her.” Drips a sultry voice, from behind the mammoth meat aggressively nudging your head>”h-hello miss Cardinez…” you murmur as the workers eye you up and down, scoffing at your size. >every employee has an ass wider than a doorframe, and fat enough to stack jars of spices on top. Their massive breasts far exceed the sizes of their uniforms and spill out to the side. Not to mention their gigantic cocks, pulsating constantly as they work around them, occasionally jerking out a glob of precum to snack on, or smear on a burrito>”where are you taking her tonight? Mm? Taco Bell?” Miss Cardinez says, the head of her cock swelling even larger, the flared purple glans looking almost like the head of a triceratops, you could flatten your palm against its engorged face and wouldn’t even come close to covering it>your words catch in your mouth as you realize her cock is fattening more and more by the second. Is she… getting off to this?..”>”ugh, MOM! Leave him alone!”>your petite savior has arrived, an adorable little bronze skinned prize walks over, pushing her mothers penis out of your face. Cont?
>>9990150tell me the daughter has a big, but still developing hyper cock, also, yes, more
>>9990172I give the people what they want.>”b-but sweetie!” >”but nothing mom! He’s my friend, nothing else! I’m just helping him out!”>”alright… but you listen up young man.”>your breath catches in your throat as you feel her oppressively musk-soaked ballsack swell and churn against your knees. >”you treat her any type of way? I’ll turn your stomach to the size of fucking elephant.”>you nod your head frantically, and dash out of the door into the car, with the girl>”im so sorry… theyre just so protective of me… you understand.”>”y-yeah, it’s cool. Besides, it kinda helps me with our little project. Gives me up close and personal experience with Futas.”>”I suppose so. Im just happy that someone is finally writing a.. what did you call it?” >”the uh.. futa survival guide, beaner fever edition.”>”hehe! That name is so funny..”>you start your car, gulping nervously as Miss Cardinez presses the face of your high school crush against the glass, her face humiliatingly smeared in a thick blanket of cum. Her belly flattens against the window as it’s filled rapidly with extra thick cum.>you drive away, and park in the secluded little spot away from town, with a nice view over a massive lake.>you pull out your journal and pencil, and begin with the questions>”so, what is your absolute most crippling kink? What can other men with a craving for spice do to attract Latina Futas?”>she smirks and blushes a bit, and speaks in a soft, slightly accented voice.>”well… I really really like boys who are a bit intimidated by me… but not too much! I want a healthy amount of fear and attraction in the relationship!”>you nod and scribble again. You suddenly discover on the paper, a question you made up while high and horny last night, then erased out of embarrassment. Do you ask her the question?
>>9990183Of course we’re asking it, gotta make sure the guide is complete!(Guessing you already have one in mind and this isn’t a prompt, though if I’m wrong then how about asking her just how many times a day could she cum in a cute boy’s orifices)
>>9990183>you decide to ask the question, and only when the last word leaves your lips do you remember>you have a girlfriend, she already hates Hypers, you even had to lie about where you were going today. Imagine what she would think if she found out you asked this..>”what is your most absurd sexual experience? All the gooey details!”>she blushes and crossed her legs, you watch as a mysterious bulge begins tenting in her skirt. >”well… in high school, I really really needed an A in psychology… so I stayed after class for lunch to talk with my teacher. She was this gorgeous thing… pretty, white, blonde hair, pumped up ass and a husband that could never quite satisfy..>she closes her eyes briefly, smiling a bit with a sharp inhale>”it wasn’t 20 seconds before I had my entire meat stuffed down her throat. I was barely half hard when I came, and I blimped her up so badly, the other students could barely fit in her classroom! She vomited up a gallon of cum on this one chicks desk too.>you find yourself adjusting as she clearly revels in reliving the decadent memory>”uh… that’s good, I’ll definitely write that down.” >the next question is even worse. A tremor goes up your body as you speak but your mind clouds as a sharp tang of musk invades your nostrils. >”how would you feel about starting a relationship with someone while they’re still with their significant other?”>her chocolate eyes widen as you say this. “A-are you sure this is good for the book? I don’t think we should advocate for cheating, loyalty is very important to me!”>of course! I just mean that, many men are in toxic relationships with women who are jealous of Hypers. Would you take a chance on a man who has desired Futas all his life, but is restricted by a prejudiced girlfriend?”>”ahh, I understand! Yes, I would love to.. you have no idea how many boys simply ghost me after learning I’m a hyper! I just wish they’d get to know me…”
>>9990227>she scoots closer to you, and you take a deep breath, as you plunge headfirst into a risk you don’t know if you should take.>”if presented with the opportunity… uh.. nevermind, let’s move on..”>”hey hey! No skipping questions! Ask me, I’ll let you know if I don’t want to answer..”>you swallow nervously, and say >”if presented with the opportunity, would you… how many times could you flood all of his warm holes with your thick baby batter?”>as an ironic foreshadow, you choke slightly on the words “baby batter”.>her head turns to a light crimson-brown as she giggles into one hand. You see her toes curl in her flip flops as the bulge in her skirt raises further up.>”well… I… uhm… I’ve never actually… been with a boy before, so I wouldn’t know..”>this sudden coyness shocks you, has she really never been with a boy?>”you’ve really never been with a boy before?..” you ask, surprised.>an involuntary spasm quakes in her as she tries to hide it with a smile. A small splatter is all you hear before she talks again, clearly trying to drown the noise out.“It’s true.. but I do wish I could have one.. they seem so cute!! Id love to compare cock sizes, and praise him on every inch! And I love love love boy butts!” Another splatter and you become more curious. She’s playing along, why shouldn’t you? Do you ask about the splattering noises? Or do you ask another question?
>>9990244Small error, highlighted here>if presented with the opportunity, would you.. how many times would you flood all of a guy’s warm holes
>>9990257>”what’s that splattering noise?” You say, with an innocent tone in your voice.>”uh… just my stomach growling, I’m starving!”>the noise happens again, with a sound almost like a ketchup bottle being squeezed.>”this is my girlfriends dad’s car after all… he’d hate it if there was a mess.”>she grins and plays along, slyly remarking “don’t worry, I know how to clean up after myself.”>while you find yourself at full mast it’s clear that she’s still growing. The skirt falls back to reveal a monstrous slab of cockmeat, pulsating with waves of heat and musk, your car turns into a sauna in a matter of seconds.>”oh goodness, I’m so sorry… these questions are just exciting me..”>she gasps as she blasts a fat load onto the dashboard, her purple cockhead belching a massive wad of cum out. Do you give in to your carnal desires? Or do you edge her even further? See how horny she can get before you allow her release.
>>9990266Only one way to go really, let's keep asking her lewd questions, make her hornier and ever more excited! Seeing how high arousal can go would definitely be useful for the guide after all
>>9990284>”what’s your dirtiest fantasy?” You say, not even looking in your book anymore.>she grins and her eyelids flutter, a thick blast of cum coating the window. >”my dirtiest fantasy is to fuck the boy I’ve had a crush on for years now… right in front of his hyper-hating gf…”>you blush and lean over to her side, pulling her into a deep, passionate kiss. You wrap your fingers around her enormous hog, not even able to close your hand around half the thickness as veins pulsate beneath your palm.>she moans into your mouth as a huge gurgle comes from her balls, rapidly expanding from the size of oranges to extra large watermelons, the hairless wrinkled surface spreading her legs apart.>”would this fantasy happen to take place in a car?”>”wouldn’t you believe it… it does…” she says slyly. >crawling into the back of the car, you lay the seats down and get comfortable, awaiting her. >the size of her cock is still growing fatter and heavier with each passing second>when she attempts to move behind the seats, her cock wedges itself between the front seats. The massive, purple cockhead lovingly smushes against your face. It resembles Miss Cardinez’s cockhead, flared and angry. >you plant a smooch on the very face of her cumslit. It yawns open, belching a thick waterfall of jizz onto your face, spilling down your neck and filling your shirt.
>>9990295>you pull away, still curious on how big she can really get.>”please… I need to cum…” she whimpers, pleading with her big, cute eyes.>”not yet..” you growl, becoming more aggressive. >you take off your shirt and rub your bare chest against the underside of her mammoth dong. It responds positively, throbbing so hard it lifts off your chest for a moment then slaps back down. >”f-fuck… please let me cum… please!!” She cries.Do you have mercy and allow her to cum? Or do you continue to torment her monstrous libido?
>>9990299Let's not be a mean bully, not too mean at least, and allow her to cum for now; this is the start of a beautiful relation, we'll likely have plenty of opportunities later to see just how backed-up she can get!Did we open the windows in the car? We should open them if not, unless we really fancy going back to town on foot in the best-case scenario
>>9990304>you reach to roll the windows down, but she grips your hand tightly.>”no… I want to flood this car with my nut, I want your every sense to be overloaded with my spunk, every inch of your body coated in it..”>you drag your tongue across her wrist-length cumslit and jerk her off near her massive glans. The dribble of cum soon becomes a waterfall, then full ropes, then one constant, blasting rope.>the back window is completely whited out, your entire body is splattered in a torrent of cum.>”gah… mm… that’s it!!” is all she can moan as you pump and squeeze her torso-thick shaft against your chest.>the cum begins pooling in the car until it reaches your knees, the musk becoming nearly unbearable.>you turn around seductively and peel off your cum-coated pants to reveal your ass to her. The second she sees it a massive cumblast splatters across your back and you invite her forward into you.>with beastial strength she finally shoves the seats aside, tearing them up from the floor. She pounces forward and barely prepares you as she violently fills your body with her bitch breaker. She pushes it in all the way to the hilt, you feel her warm and slim hips smack against your thighs. >her massive nuts begin swelling even more, taking up space beneath you. You’re up to your elbows in cum now, and are near enough in your position to plunge your face into the tar thick depths and drink to your pleasure.
>>9990310It'd be rude not to, so let's drink up as much as we can even as we get filled, give her a show of trying to gulp it all down as she fills us!And hell, tryng to find a relevant picture here but not having much luck, you'd think there'd be more cum-filled cars with the futa still inside
>>9990327also, make sure to drink straight from the source too, use our tongue action to open up some space to help it flow if necessary, dont let anything go to waste
A commission I got of my OC. It may or may not be just her pre.
>>9990520That's some properly thick girl gunk. I feel sorry for the pump trying to chug that, must be like trying to suck cookie dough through a straw
>>9990520Noice. Have another in the work or that has been accepted? Would enjoy seeing her cum for *real* if that’s all pre
>>9959870>>9963082you can find a lot of it on sankaku
>>9990875Not at the moment, waiting on the next paycheck before anything more.
Alright anons, I'm compiling finetune data for a NovelAI module with a theme of hyper futa and cumming absurd amounts. Giving me (you)'s along with links to your favorite stories would help a lot.
>>9994743At some point there was python script to batch download stories from literotica (based on tags), another anon tried to teach GPT-2 with it, but with not much success.
>>9994743Any story formatting in particular? Got the following:https://archiveofourown.org/works/22060354https://archiveofourown.org/works/19103236https://archiveofourown.org/works/23253181https://archiveofourown.org/works/25744330https://archiveofourown.org/works/27075091https://archiveofourown.org/works/28725969http://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/Acer456I/32073/highschool-pubertyhttp://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/Someonewhosegod/14679/The-Goddesshttp://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/Someonewhosegod/19685/Autushttp://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/Futabackup/47008/Elle-futa-story-complete
>>9995334Formatting isn't too big of an issue thanks to the automated reformatting tool. Stories in the third person would be best though.
>>9994743So I just finished training the module. So far the results are pretty decent when the AI is fed the proper tags. Here is a sample story that was recently generated:https://ghostbin.com/ltRvnAI outputs start after the android introduces herself, at which point only minor edits were made for consistency.For anybody interested, here's the download: https://files.catbox.moe/cztat0.module
>>9958294someone needs draw this, both the casual day and the sex
is it odd i like the normal/large(like only forearm length) futas cumming an insane amount of cum?
>>9996919I honestly really like it, too... makes the contrast between her dick and her volume pretty impressive and hot in my opinion. Besides, the futa can carry her firehose in a realistic way (she may have to wear a conservative dress so nobody will notice her crotch– and her liter cumming cock – or she may like people to notice her member and uses it to invite girls she can drown in her seed). The only kind of futa cumming liters I hate is minidick futa, 'cause I like large cocks getting really sloppy and messy on hot girls.Ey, that's a good slogan for what most of us want on futa: "Large, Sloppy and Messy"
>Mostly found in animated and CG media, the Traveling Pipe Bulge is a phenomenon that occurs when an object moves through a pipe or hard tube, creating a bulge to tell you where it is.Imagine
>>9985801Is this the one anon?
>>9997113i like the idea of micropenis futas with giant balls who cum at the slightest stimulation. they'd be cute to tease.
>>9996919That's less weird than 99% of stuff on /d/.
>>9997422God damn hate the dev for putting that game on hold to work on futa quest.
>>9968980>>9968982>>9969018>>9969231>When she was younger, she was a superhero speedster then retired. She got much bigger over the years then was called back into duty. She can still move at super speeds but just jiggles a whole lot
>>9963603>>9963982>>9964621>>9976228anyone have the rest of the latest 8 pages on fantia? tried to re-sub for it but this "3D Secure error" keeps rejecting my card when I never had any problems before.here's the first 3 preview pages (and what do you know, apparently kana won again. goddammit)
>>10002877After this year's nnn I think this is going to be an achievable volume.
>>10002916I honestly don't do NNN. I understand the concept of self control and all that, but I prefer keeping a steady release of... pressure.
>>10002963>but I prefer keeping a steady release of... pressureThat's why you only nut once every few weeks. It's a really nice balance between trying to become a monk and constantly masturbating.
>>10003414I find that about once or twice a week is the best balance between frequency, pleasure, and productivity for me. More than that I feel like I'm wasting too much time jerking off, my horniness is middling and porn is not as much of a dopamine rush, and the orgasms are just mediocre. Less than that and my productivity drops because I start to only be able to think about fucking or jerking off, and although the orgasms definitely get better the longer I go there's diminishing returns. Plus it seems to fuck with my hormones. Once or twice a week I can still have really great orgasms and get a rush from looking at porn and be able to enjoy it more often as well, while not being in the "too horny to work" zone for long. There are studies floating around showing test peaks around 7 days after the last ejaculation before dropping back off to normal levels, so I assume that has something to do with it.>>10002963Having said all that I think every guy should go to his limit at least once in his life, just to know what it's like. I honestly feel like it builds character, but on top of that if you've never gone longer than 1-2 weeks without cumming you probably don't even know just how horny you can get or how good cumming can actually feel. I recommend just not ejaculating at all until your body does it for you. It feels fucking incredible. Pic related.
>>10003643I actually tried it for a week... my balls physically hurt. I had to cum. So I did. And went back to my "evryday" system. I simply don't work like a normal person if I'm not satisfied at least once a day. My horniness gets in the way.
Fellatrix is doing a 32 page NNN finale live on stream at 8pm. You guys wanna do a watch party or nah?
Where's the best place to commission a short story about a futa who shoots massive loads?
>>10005097Don't know honestly... Where is it happening?
>>10005097I haven't been enjoying his NNN at all this year
>>10005392picarto. the direct link is on his twitter one of the recent tweets.>>10005436i saw some people on rule34 didn't like it and there was just a bunch of arguing. Me personally I've been enjoying it. the pacing has been nice. I also like Nell. But I can understand if people don't like the concept not lining with how last year's have gone with the struggle of the futa holding back cumming and the balls getting heavier and resisting the urge to masturbate. Or even just thinking the overall story is weak in general. I just thought it was a cool spin he threw on this year's NNN series.
>>10005491I understand him wanting to do something different since this is the third year in a row he's done it but for me NNN content is about the effect is has on the cock and balls and the increase in libido, neither of which is prevalent in his current comic. I'm not complaining though, I just don't enjoy it enough to read it daily like previous years
Fluid cum or sticky cum? Water flood or glue coating? Discuss.
>>10005856Sticky but with the sheer amount I like it'd look like a water flood
>>10005856Syrupy, thick, mucus consistency, but it's more like thick ropes coiled together with egg yolk like concentrations along the segments.Older, backed up cum can be pulled out like a rope of sorts.
>>10005182Dongstar has a patreon. He might be game for a custom story.
>When the reports first came out, it was this reserved and quiet speculation on what this new technology might mean for the future>That lasted about a week until everyone and their grandma was trying to get a piece of the action in the world's newest, smelliest, stickiest gold rush>Thousands of places popped up overnight as 'collection centers', where one could drop off used condoms in exchange for some vouchers like many a recycling place>But those soon gave way to new places with 'extraction services', first just rooms to wack off in, but then with titty mags, then with rentable fleshlights, then with huge sex toy collections, then VR electro porn bonanzas>In a few months, you couldn't get any customers unless you offered raw pussy and BDSM specialists, the most amazing time to be a futanari>But it barely lasted a few more months than that, because people quickly started to realize that supply greatly greatly outstripped demand>A thousand places shut down as quickly as they popped up, and the few remaining ones had to start charging to stay in business>Why would anyone go if they had to pay? It use to be that futas had to deal with their emissions their selves, or hold back if they didn't have the means. >But the futas got use to being able to cum whenever they want, and it was hard to give it up
>>10006080OH, HELL NO. IT'S HAPPENING.The creator surely is a fan of these threads.
>>10006080Wow.Who would have thought?
>>10006080>UNTIL there were new breakthroughs on the uses for spunk.>Cum could be used for a whole lot of things, pottery, protein shakes, vases, plates, anything ceramic, you name it.>Being essentially free raw material, the ceramic industry decided to switch what their main material would be. Ceramic would still be around, but only for the most elaborate of objects, jacking the price way up.>Futas and males of the world celebrate, as futas are hired by those companies to basically cum as much as they can making the best mess they can, while males loved the new, looser social norms on "letting out the steam".>20 years go by.>Futas started to sign contracts where their dicks, balls and cum would be only used as the companies allowed to, in return they could use the systems allowed until they broke at anytime. Production is through the roof and other industries spring, including even clothes. Many cities made a complete switch to sperm clothes as they are basically the cheapest clothes in history.>A harder version of solidified cum is now used for construction, it's just as good as concrete and there is no way it's prime material can run out.>The cum producing companies, in which futa cock milker is now a profession, are now selectively breeding futas to cum more. They do that by taking the daughters of the most productive futas of last generation and put them to breed with the most productive futas of this generation. Results are fantastically effective, in 12 years, the young futas are already capable of cumming more than their mothers and are taught to please themselves as much as their mothers, some of them don't even learn how to read since some companies give them everything they need: pussies to fill, food, water, no clothes and a permit to cum on everything, almost everywhere, whenever they want. >50 years>Some futas are noticeably dumber than the original ones, it is wondered if they will reach full irrationality
>>10005934something like this.something that sounds like it takes effort to push through the urethra and put a little bit of strain on the balls.
>>10006136>1000 years.Some companies now own completely irrational animals that look exactly like humans and can breed with them. Now their made into livestock and have milk, hair, cum and everything else that can be used from an animal (including meat) taken from them. They only breed them with human women, though, from fear they become too different from us to the point their cum is no longer useful as an industry product.>futas live blissfuly ignorant lives walking naked and pumping gallons of cum into women, the floor and everything they want every day of their lives.
>>10005856Middle of the road. Sticky enough to be considered goo, but not rock solid, but also not just stickier water.
>>10005392re quoting. it's gonna begin soon. Fellatrix is in the chat saying which fetishes he's into and that he may draw them soon.
>>10006290Got a link?
>>10006349Just saw the time. It's prolly over.
>>10006349ah dang, it just ended. and I missed your post. it was a very fun experience tho. He timed the music so well with everything. You can check his twitter later for all pages and I think he's posting the vid on there or xvideos. I'm amazed at how on the fly he plans everything. He did the 32 page finale in 10 days.
What's the best story with the most potent, thick spunk in it? I haven't been reading much and I'm in a mood for a lot of that.
>>10005491>>10005528>>10005436Yeah, I didn't enjoy it at all either. I appreciate that he doesn't want to just do the same thing every single year, but I didn't find any of it erotic at all. Oh well. His first NNN series is still probably the hottest thing I've ever read, and the second one is pretty close.
>>10006506Just saw the ending.I thought it was neat.
>>10006497Can't really help you but there was this short piece from an earlier thread you might like if you haven't seen it before:"Oh fuck oh fuck I can't take it anymore! Holy shit I'm not going to make it, why did I try to hold back for so long!?" You feel your gigantic, gravid balls start to contract up against your body, as well as the heat and churning deep inside them which signals the fact that your desperate sperm are already moving up into your abdomen. Pre-cum oozes in a constant stream from the tip of your cock, leaving a trail of slime behind you as you rush to the bathroom. The weight of your swaying, massive cock protruding so far out in front of you puts you off balance as you try to run, and that combined with your huge bouncing balls constantly slamming into your legs with each step along with your own slippery pre-cum slickening the tile floor in front of you makes your top speed pitifully slow. Your throbbing cock and swollen balls are, of course, on full display as they are far too massive to be contained in your clothes at this point, you underwear having long been torn apart and left behind. What's worse, the stimulation caused by all that heaving and bouncing, and the cool air rushing past the exposed skin of your most sensitive of appendages is only shortening the time until the inevitable. Being a modest person by nature you would normally be trying your best to cover yourself, but your current feelings of humiliation are overridden by the desire to avoid at all costs the much, much worse humiliation awaiting you if you can't make it to a toilet in time.
>>10006532You finally hobble up to the restroom. Your dick is sticking out too far in front of you for your arms to reach the handle, so you have to awkwardly turn around, open it with one arm and quickly back in through the doorway, trying to get your dick all the way in before the door slams shut on it. You hobble to an empty stall and barely have time to slam the stall door shut behind you before the rhythmic contractions of the powerful muscles in your groin and dick are already forcing your thick, backed-up, sludge-like semen through the length of your shaft. Visible bulges appear on the underside of your cock as your urethra strains to accommodate the first globs that are now pumping through it. "Oh god... Phew... I actually made it in time... Mmmmmnnnnnggg!!!" You have no more time for coherent thoughts as intense pleasure and relief flood your brain, shutting off its higher functions. The sensation of rope after thick rope of hot white cum pumping through your urethra and gushing out into the toilet feels so indescribably good that it only makes you cum even harder.
>>10006533You completely lose track of time, lost in what seems like an eternity of bliss. You have no thoughts other than cumming, and you feel as if your being is now centered in your enormous dick, and your only purpose in life is to endlessly pump cum from the bottomless well of your balls. Eventually, however, the flow lessens and finally turns into a slow dribble. You regain your sense of self and are finally able to consciously take in what you've just done. The toilet is completely filled with your stinking cum, which has the consistency of extremely thick yogurt, bordering on cottage cheese, but much much stickier. The back of the toilet and the wall behind it, which received the direct impact of the assault, are covered as well. So too are the rest of the walls of the stall, and even the ceiling, from backsplash and errant spurts from the violent throbbing of your cock. The floor around the toilet is flooded, partially from missed spurts but mostly from all the overflow that the toilet bowl simply couldn't hold. Panicking, you try to flush but it's no good, there's far too much and it's far too thick. All you manage to do is thoroughly clog the pipes. You marvel at the fact that your body can contract powerfully enough to force such a viscous substance down the entire length of your penis and still eject it with such force. Ok, you can't flush it, and you're sure there's not enough paper towels in the building to clean all this up. Your only option is to slink out when no one's around and let someone else take care of it... no one will know it was you. You try your best not to think about the fact that quite a few people saw you rush in with your cock fully exposed, throbbing and leaking, or the fact that you left a trail of pre-cum marking your exact route like a slug. You also try not to think about the fact that no one else in the building has balls big enough to produce even a fraction of what you just let out.
>>10006535You then finally become aware that the whole room is now filled with the suffocating stench of your cum, and the air inside has become noticeably hot and sticky from the steamy fumes radiating off it. As you stand there, legs shaking, flushed, sweating, and exhausted, propping your body up against the sticky wall of the stall for support, the intoxicating odor fills your nose and lungs. Your mind starts to go blank again as you feel a twinge in your now limp, dribbling cock. As it quickly re-hardens an all too familiar churning in your balls tells you you're far from finished."Oh god, no, no no... I haven't even cleaned this up, the toilet's overflowing, it's completely clogged, there's nowhere else for it to go, oh god no not again why am I like thi--ohhhhh!! oooOOOoooohhhhhnmmnnNNGG!!!!"
>>10006536Thank you kind anon, that's just what I was in the mood for! Nice trips by the way
>>10006368I was there to and it was glorious. Dude is a machine and killed it imo with the story. Also, the video is up on xvideos and rule34 now.
>>10006578even tho I saw them already on the sub platform I found it cool that he forgot to take out the side story exclusive content and just went "oh well". he's a really swell guy. Dude did 80 pages and said he wanted to get back to drawing immediately... I need that work ethic.
>>9957651Not a single searching method produced any result... Source?
It's a shame cyan lost again, but the ending was cute.
>>10007375didn't quite expect a wholesome ending like that from Teterun. I haven't read the latest pages.
>>10007375> me, an idiot, thinking cyan wouldn't challenge her to a straight-up beam battle without an ace up her sleeve> token loli wins againwholesome or not, this really kills my interest in his work. author clearly has a favorite type, but whats the point in a 2-year long series if it's gonna end the exact same fucking way as the 1st comic> character A starts off bigger> character B gets even bigger> character A: "s-surely I can still win this!"> character B: ends up cumming an order of magnitude more
>>10007375Cute last page but I'm still going to make hiroshima look like an afternoon picnic.
>>10007721who the fuck reads these for the plot lol
>>10008077> all the comments every chapter on ExHentai, his fantia, his twitter and even these threads talking about who they wanted to win or how wholesome the ending wasreading for the faps and reading for the plot aren't mutually exclusivethe """plot""" may just be an excuse to draw bigger and bigger dicks but plenty of readers are still invested in finding out how it ends
>>10008077This isn't exactly a literary masterpiece but anything other than "haha kana go brr" happening over and over again would've be nice.
Bump with a classic image
How about something new?
found some of my old notes
>>9973369I'm also curious about what IRC means in this context
>>9973369>>10009097Probably Internet Relay Chat, it's like a boomer discord