I wouldn't and can't see why anyone would but you could announce it to reddit with a more positive description.
>I made a couple of Dark Souls picrel mushroom figurines. They have a functional anal cavity and thoroughly anti racist and positively semite. Would you buy one?

>>2903331
would YOU buy one if you hadn't made them and saw them for sale?

>>2903348
My first comment was quite harsh and forgive me for this. You've done it yourself and that's what's important. Paint them, glaze them and keep it for your own pleasure. Or sell them.

>>2903364
Yeah bro kek
Not op but you must have been experiencing sperg rage about something entirely unrelated

>>2903331
>Do they have potential or are they trashed?
Yeah, they're cute. Paint one.
>Would you buy one?
No, mostly because I could easily do it myself since I've done more complex sculptures in the past.

>>2903331
Not a soul fag but why don't you shill the idea to some soultuber with promocode n shit?