Scrappy here again and I have found a gold mine, but with a hitch. Behind an electrical contractor's building there are some dumpsters that always contain beer cans and copper wires. Copper wires can get good money, especially the bare ones. But there is a homeless male living in a tent here and he says that all of it is his and he threatened to cut me. I told one of the electricians and he said that the cops won't do anything. This situation is intolerable because the dumpsters are often full when the hauler arrives, so the bum actually collects nothing. What can I throw into his tent to neutralize him while I collect?
>>2955328Lighter fluid and fireClassic fun
>>2955328laced fentOr just fent
>>2955328Get a second homeless man who would shank him for half of his keeps
MURACIDTICMURACIDTICMURACIDTIC
>>2955328Give him a bottle of whiskey you can’t drink bc “your wife is bitching at you about being sober” wait until the bum is trashed then steal the shit
>>2955328Show up at a young adults networking event and talk about this cool urban exploration camping site behind the sparky shopIt'll solve itself one way or the other
>>2955328Don't smell the carpenters gatorade bottles
>>2955546>gatorade bottlesThose are plastic and not worth collecting. Electricians can drink beer.
>>2955328If you are not willing to get into a knife fight with a bum, then scrapping may not be for you.
>>2955589Carpenters are smart enough to not drink on the job.
>>2955328Give him half (actually a third) to separate the cans and wire. If that fails sweeten the deal by giving him a shopping cart.
Move a 93 cu ft refrigerator box next to his tentGet him drunk and bang some fentOnce asleep crush his skull with a cinder block
keep walking jamal
>>2955328>What can I throw into his tent to neutralize himRattle snake
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>>2958260They say the more retarded you are the more handicapped space you take up.Also, nice three foot bed on that truck. Just big enough for your wife's purse. Bet you that bed liner is pristine. But at least you have the extra passenger space for your chihuahuas.
>>2958280It's not my truck, it's a former coworkers. but nice fan fiction. he doesn't own a dog. no the bed liner isn't.
>>2955328Where the fuck is the shed?
