How do you beardmaxx?
They are coping from hairloss
>>18250642Tuomas Enbuske should just lose weight for once in his life.
No, I'm not a homosexual.
meh, beards can change your perceptions quite abit, it's not cringe to acknowledge that.bald marvel retards gooning over their beards, have givin all bald beard ballsack heads a shittier look.
>>18250783>your perceptionsothers perception of you is what i meant
>>18250642Be a pedo?
>>18250642The girls at my university call the shaved-head-plus-full-beard look "the upside-down mullet".If you've lost the battle against baldness, don't try to overcompensate with a beard. Just lose weight and hope you have a good jawline and cheekbones; go full Mr. Clean.>B-b-but I don't have a strong jawline.Yes, you do. Lose more weight.
>>18250642ENBUSKE… BASED…
>>18250772but enough about reddit mustaches
>>18250687This, it helped balance my face after going bald but in my defence at least I'm unvaxxed and drive a motorbike so I'm not a total onions
>>18250687what if you have a beard but also have thick full long hair with no hair loss
>>18251570Facial hair is not always a bad thing for bald men. a shitty onions beard on an out-of-shape body is always a bad choice for anyone.
>>18253155>motorbikeWhat kind of bike really matters here.ADV: dadbod, the bikeHarley: meth dealing sociopath LARPNon-Harley cruiser: lmao it's still not a HarleyItalian sportbike (rider under 30): no notesItalian sportbike (rider over 30): sorry about your bad backJapanese sportbike (rider under 30): there actually are faster ways to kill yourselfJapanese sportbike (rider over 30): no really, tell me why it's better than a Ducati...Vespa: Girl you better work...Scooter (non-Vespa): sorry you're a 14 year old Cambodian hooker"Standard" bike: I know you'd love to chat, but you're late for workTouring bike: Hey man, your grandkids' pics are adorable, I hope I'm still riding when I'm in my 70s, like you. Stay safe out there.
>>18255230>Facial hair is not always a bad thing for bald men.>a shitty onions beard on an out-of-shape body is always a bad choice for anyone.You're right, but there's very important caveats.If you have a bad body, everything else is irrelevant. If you're balding, you should either go full cue ball or a zero guard buzz. Your beard should never be more than a five-day scrub, and then only if it's not patchy. If your beard is patchy, you should never, ever be anything other than clean shaven.
>>18255278Only Amerimutts give a fuck about Harley / non-harley, the rest of the world couldn't give a fuck
>>18255278kek>>18255921jfc this picture is nauseating
>>18255921>t. rides a Chinese scooter
>>18250642Beard is a chin prosthetic. Trim it so it creates an illusion of a powerful jawline. Won't be nearly as good as a chad skull but still better than gay alien skull.If it's sparse, minoxidil and grow it out. Long beard will look thicker because it will incorporate several layers of hair. If you mostly have velus hair there, paint them.Use blowdryer for styling. Brush often. Learn to trim it. Only worthwhile products are hairwax and minox, maybe hair paint. All products for beards have massive markups and do nothing. Use regular products.
>>18250642if you dont grow your beard to terminal length youre not a real man, simple as.
>>18250642I'm not sure it's a good idea.
>>18250642no. I am not capable
>>18256014this but unironically
