Why are zoomers so effay?
>>18265493>95>zoomerThats literally a millenial
>>18265493Zoomers mog millennials so badly
>>18265506Nah, zoomers look 30 in their teens and haggard grannies in their late 20s. Zoomer girls literally only look good until they hit 20 years old. They look completely walled after that
>>18265493Lookin zesty my nigga. Why you living like a wine aunt anyway?
>>18265493What's the idea behind this tiktok? This looks depressing but I don't think that's the intent.
>>18265493This is sad
>>18265506Unfortunately most zoomers already have worse hairlines than the majority of millennials and even gen x. It's absolutely fucked up. I wonder what the science is on this.
>>18265493>subtitles on his mediaYou just know homeboy is scared of his apartment neighbors.
>>18265506>obese 18 yo with good fat distribution that looks late 20so ya wow
>>18265493This is genuinely so terrible it's giving me horrors. I can't even process it. It's like the experience of being human itself has been distilled into an exhibitionist meme with all the sensibility and substance stripped out.
>>18265782Social media would do that to you, yeah. Every living generation has experienced it to some degree but zoomers have it the worst. Or maybe it's just normal now and I'm just an old man yelling at a cloud.
Holy shit what a depressing existence. He should just buy a shotgun and retire himself early.
>>18265506ew
>>18265506Meh. Plenty of woman can look this good with the amount of makeup she has on, good makeup skills, and filler. Not saying she doesn’t look good because she’s obviously hot. That look is 100% because of unnatural additions though.
>>18265493>>18265685i think the concept is "a date night by yourself is healthy" but jeans, tucked in button up, and a tight tucked in sweater is pretty much the opposite of something you'd wear to be comfy in your own fucking housealso being a wine snob while eating frozen pizza is grim also hitting the penjamin like that is ultra depressing also a purple sweater? really nigga? yeah that goes great with chocolate leather jacket and light wash jeans. jesus christ he has absolutely no concept of dressing himself.
>>18265862>a date night by yourself is healthysounds utterly psychopathic
>>18266279Its just a gay way of framing something people have always done which is chill out
>>18265493this guy is a serial rapistim convinced of it.
>>18266279When I was single I used to dine while watching a movie by myself a lot. I never thought there was anything wrong with that.
>>18266299Did you skull a bottle of wine like an absolute faggot while treating a microwave pizza like it was anything other than embarrassing while wearing a 4/10 business casual outfit and then post your massive cringe online for everyone to see?
>>18265533What does zesty mean ?
>>18266299Yes, everyone eats good food and enjoy their favorite media when they relax. Zoomers just, again, are trying to frame mundane things as some newage crap. And they also do it in a such creepy way, like, everything suppose to be a some sort of a therapy for a mental disorder. Can't they just be normal?
>>18265513>>18265752>>18265782>>18265821Damn is this what aging does to you? I allways wondered why boomer have this weird aggressive vibes. Now millennials getting old and bald and they are also aggressive and bitter as fuck
>>18266308Calm down old man lmao
>>18266310Doing this in private would be just regular gay. The fact that he posted it online is what elevates this to cringe but you probably think the world needs to hear your every unoriginal thought and they need to see a picture of your every meal or you may as well not exist.
>>18266320I think that you immediately think about gay sex when someone posts a video about chilling out is pretty gay itself bro.You seem very angry about nothing. Well you seem to think your thoughts are also important since you are talking about a teenagers evening routine lmao
>>18266331Hey man enjoy your Red Baron tonite, make sure to post the fit you eat it in.
>>18266334>no you Perfect comeback bro My point stands milennials are as angry and unbearable as boomers Being old really must suck
>>18266336If laughing at faggots like you who think this is a good looks is being an angry millennial so be it, it's leaps and bounds better than the faggotry you're on.
>>18265493>>18265506You retards know you'll be old soon too, right?
>>18266338There you go again only talking about „faggots“ really give off vibes like you were molested as a kid. Shouldn’t you be married with a wife and kids instead of screaming at teenagers like a lunatic? Is that why millennials are so angry because of their shortcomings and closeted gay thoughts ?>>18266340Lmao but not now old man go polish your bald cueball
>>18266331Posting a reply on a discussion forum is not the same as food pic posting or facefagging your pathetic night in you disingenuous retard.
>>18266345Calm down bro why are you so angry lmao you are just the same as him except you don’t have any hairs left and are full of wrinkles.
>>18266345>facefagging>foodpicpostingDude touch some grass sometimes can you only talk in weird social media buzzwords
>>18266354Holy hell you're really trying huh?A for effort but you can do better.
>>18266361Trying for what ?All I said is that millennials are as bitter and angry as boomers and your posts proved me right
>>18265493Xer here. That looks gay af.
>>18266484Gaylennials backed tf off
>>18266299If you tell me you're chilling out watching movies in the evening, that's normal. If you tell me you dress up and light candles, I'll think there's something wrong with you.
>>18266504Tbh this nigga is setting himself up to be a collected, confident, refined man of taste. I'll wager in 20 years we'll all be licking his boots at the office.
>>18265493>when he hits the weed penKINO
>>18266310WE ARE NOT GETTING BALDMillenial sisters, hold me or i'm gonna have a bitch fit on his ass.
>>18266571>>18266598Lmao I just hope I won’t get so fucking bitter when I’m an old wrinkly bald ass grandpa
>>18266680What crude nonsense: Israel, fraction of power. You can throw around buzz words all you like but it won’t bring back your hair or change these wrinkles lmao
>>18265862>also hitting the penjaminthe wot
>>18266307
>>18265493Why would you plan this outWhy would you record thisWhy would you post this
>>18266731>gardens uphill>toilet traderKek. Im surprised’a little funny’ wasnt in there but maybe its too vague
>>18265506Literal pound of make up caked on her face
>>18266735Zoomers ITT are defending it and calling people mad for thinking it's cringe lol
>>18266735>>18266776>>18266804You still bald though
>>18266829Why do you want this to be true so badly?Don't you have a streamer you should be donating to rn? Fr fr
>>18266838Still won’t change your cueball lmao
Why do millenials make zoomers seeth so hard?
>>18266854They are jealous of their beautiful flowing hair Oh wait
>>18266854Idk but the one ITT is an unhinged broken record. Zoomers are the ones with the most severe endocrine disruption due to all-time high exposure levels since birth.
>>18266310>>18266331>>18266336Bro is this you too >>18266404Did some millennial boomer fuck your gf or something you seem upset kek
>>18267122They are also significantly statistically more likely to identify as LGBT than previous generations.
>>18267215Thats just women pretending to be bi cause it's trendy. Men declaring themselves as gay has barely risen.
>>18267122>>18267191>>18267215Still won’t get your hair back bro lmao
holy fuck this guy sucks
Seeing shit like this makes me nostalgic for when Gen X was culturally relevant. Sure the Fred Durst clones dressed like shit but at least they weren't faggots
>>18267398>>18266843>>18266829blud be foaming
>>18267658He just noticed the parade of millennial men rolling through his mom's bedroom had a trend of thinning hair, give the kid a break.
>>18267658>>18267667Still bald though lmao
>>18267689It's absolutely pathetic that this is what you kids consider "trolling"
>>18267695Going bald isn’t trolling grandpa lmao
>>18265493>chocolate leather jacket yeah I have one of those - for a motorbike.
>>18267700this is just sad to witness
>>18267706Still bald bro
Most embarrassing thread on 4chan
Bet this zoomie faggot won't post his hairline
>>18267737>>18267764Lmao baldies seething
>>18265862>hitting the penjaminthank you
>>18265513It's all the plastic surgery they have in their 20s. They end up looking like a desperate 50 year old wife trying to get laid by her husband again, because that's been the only other people getting this much plastic surgery until now
>>18265506You said this same thing about millinials when they were in their teens you dumb pedo
>>18265862it's a joke you retard
>>18265752its poor posture from being screen/phone time being hunched over all day. every inch that your head leans forward is an extra 10 lbs of force exerted on your shoulder, neck, and scalp muscles. this constant exertion constrains bloodflow and increases the buildup of DHT which minimizes hair follicles. go look out in nature, the only bald men you see with good posture are fit because they got fit after going bald and having a personal improvement crisis
>>18265493Can anyone explain to me why the fuck somebody would post this in the first place?Who is it for? Like wtf... you live in a shitty cookie-cutter apartment, or possibly basement suite. Wearing your faggy purple sweater, dress shirt underneath while vaping weed with your stupid little candles. Best friend is a cat. Then you make the nastiest looking $3 frozen pizza. Is the "aesthetic" in the room with us, desertjack95?
>>18266334more mikkelson handsomely doing pleb things in a aristocratic fashion
>>18268986Imagine being triggered by a 10s video Truly the softest generation
>>18266507No, he’s not. He’s setting himself up to think consumption of expensive items equals taste.
>>18269006I'm triggered by social media on the whole, especially 10 second TikToks.My question was meant in a broader sense. Why do we post this kind of stuff? I was born in 1990, so I guess I'm one of those elder millennials. Hopped on Facebook way back when it first came out, but I was over it by like 2012... I haven't posted on social media in roughly 12 years. I just don't understand it.
>>18266310Yeah this doesn't read as mad or defensive at all
>>18267725>>18267700>>18267689>>18267398Is this what being raised on an ipad does to you? You just short circuit and can't come up with a second insult?
>>18269069Re-reading those posts would make me sewer slide in embarrassment
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>>18269067>>18269069>>18269134>>18269520Yea but your style bald lmao
>>18269670>he's still running the "joke" into the ground literally days laterBaldbros, no....not like this...
>>18269762What joke ? Your a bald 30 something seething about teenagers online. Shouldn’t you be married and have a house by now ? Where are your kids ? Did your parents look into your baby eyes and thought to themselves that they have conceived a future bald skinny fat looser who will end their bloodline?
>>18269782>implying posting here has any bearing on any of the things you postedYou have a warped sense of reality zoomer, maybe you should get offline and go hang out with your friends or something. Maybe meet a nice girl and dump a couple loads into her in the backseat of your car. Get out of your parents house, have a couple white children. Posting here seems to have mindbroken you.
>>18269918>all that shizo ramblingStill bald lmao
>>18265493>dark purple sweater>light wash slim fit jeans on those estrogenic bitch thighs>dark brown leather jacketNothing about it is effay. It looks gay and stupid. The colors don't go together, the fits are too tight, and the guy himself looks too chubby, effeminate and soi to pull any of those off (especially the leather jacket).
>>18265493>zoomerThat dude looks 40
>>18265752>I wonder what the science is on this.Cosmetics and trends, especially for women. For some reason zoomies are super into that ant-aging shit before they even hit 20. Like with pic related, she's only 22 but looks like one of those women in their 40s that are trying to look late 20s. I even know a girl like this who's only 20 and had lip fillers and other shit already, so now she looks a lot like this. I can't explain why the guys are aging like shit but it's easy to see why women are.
>>18270571The dudes faces look fine but the hairlines are wild. This summer at my gym I couldn't believe it.
>>18270571most probably. according to studies, gen z started using makeup at age 11 and many started having their first botox injections or other surgery before they were 24, which is the earliest of any gen in history for any of those things.
>>18270571> can't explain why the guys are aging like shitFrom eating a shitty diet full of sugar and ultra processed goyslop, a sedentary lifestyle and lack of exercise, poor posture, mental illnesses (from a lack of any real social connections and interactions), and especially all the plastic, chemicals, and estrogen in the water and food. The estrogen and plastic in particular are why a lot of zoomer men look so soi and effeminate. Millennials are nowhere near this bad.
>>18270580i was thinking maybe it was vapes or something, that shit has been going crazy in the last 6 years and that's roughly when this aging talk started to appear.
>>18270580Oh shit, so is this why so many zoomers have that curly broccolli haircut?
>>18270583It's why they have that floofy long front bangs cut
>>18270580> Millennials are nowhere near this bad.Oh boy oh boy the cope lmaolo
>>18266340aging zoomers are mid 20s now pushing 30 and clinging on to every shred of their fading youth as the clock marches forward. that's why you have some mentally ill zoomer in here calling everyone bald kek
>>18270582Yeah, forgot about that. Vaping is also contributing to it, but zoomers who don't vape are also aging prematurely. So it can't be just one or two causes but a combination of multiple factors.>>18270602Millennials are mostly fat and balding. They aren't really aging badly (especially men), because for the most part they had an actual childhood, didn't eat too much goyslop and millennial women weren't into makeup all that much especially during childhood.
>>18270624Im sorry that your feelings got hurt bro
>>18265493>sitting in front of the tv with your skinny fat body pressed into a too tight shirt and sweater and a pair of too tight jeansjust watching that shit made me physically uncomfortable what a pretentious fag
>>18268090it isnt retard just watch his other vids hes dead serious
>>18265513>zoomers late 20snot a single gen z is in their 20s right now you tard
>>18270652>day four of this shit honestly kill yourself
>>18270792>>18270838Your Still a bald fattie lmao
>>18270849Last dial should be iPad Zoomer Brain
>>18270971Won’t change your hairline bitch lol Aging millennials are really the funniest shit out there the guts the crowders The bald ass heads lmao
>>18270805Ummm
I imagine every one of these zoomer-threads is made by some 25 year old struggling with the fact that his generation is no longer the youngest, no longer the most full of potential. He's failed, he's beginning to feel the failure. He comes and takes it out on us with his dogshit whining posts. Anyway, just the vibe
>>18271453This but also third world and brown./fa/ should have flags.
>>18270849>>18271271you're so mad lol
>>18272041And you are bald lmao
>>18271453Aren't most zoomers around 25 rn?
>>18266484Jared Leto wears a swandry like me?? :0
>>18272087>t. balding zoomer
Is this day five of replying "lmao ur bald" like a child having a tatrum? My brain function must wane at the same rate as my hairline
>>18272205>>18272277Keep crying baldie lollmol
>>18265493any old fucks got any advice? lately been tripping on physchadelics. helped with anger and or other anxiety tidbits. right now trying to meet new people and well just perservering with itis there any other advice other than perservering? just want to know other peoples experiences.while tripping I wink, smile a lot at girls and girls find it attactive. do girls even like the guys with the physchadelics. come on they must do or at least think it's curious where I get mine from... going to an fashionalble event soon, so hope meeting some fit girls there. just need to talk more. there's a bartender I like and they keep looking at me, so going to start of with small talk when I see them next time, and then if they're not interested leave it at tha.t im not going to get hung up on a particular person. I've never been in a relationship since I was never in a university or college eniuvornment. I did an apprenticeship and have a good job for my age. can do coding and finacne work. so I just think its perservring and luck and timing and thats it. im not shy, but im also not talkative. im just me.
>>18273112Stop the psychedelics. Your whole text is already a total incoherent rambling. Learn to live without your crutch. Be the best of yourself do sports do hobbies and work on your career. Regarding the bartender and every future girl/boy you are interested: stop overthinking/ getting in your head so much. Stop fucking planing when you will do small talk and when you will do the next step. When you talk to a person you are interested in just shoot your shot when you feel a chemistry. In general you are planing way too much get out of your head you sperg and stop allways living in the future and talking about your future plans . do shit now. You live now