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Started calling plates "notes" or "wheels"

What some cool shit you do in the gym?
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Spit on the niggers
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Is it true that Zyzz had surgery for his face?
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>>44754434

I tip the receptionist
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I've started calling lifting "playtime"
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>>44754434
Wheels already means legs bruh.
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>>44754444
Lol, nice quads
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started stacking the plates up in towers when im done with them instead of putting them onto the plate trees
seems much more conventional to just pick up the weight you need off the top as opposed to sifting through weight trees where no one puts them back correctly.
seems like people are catching on and starting to follow the trend.
too bad every time i come back the next day they are all back to normal on the trees... some manager cuck must keep putting them back in the morning
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>>44754434
i call them "donuts"
god i want to lose weight
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>>44754444
lel
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>the older you get the more you realise zyzz was just some typical wog stereosonic fag that fucked 6/10 white girls with daddy issues
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>>44756268
zyzz was a fag bro
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>>44756268
>fucked 6/10 white girls
isn't that what we all want?
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>>44754434
I hit on your mom and she gave me her number..
that was some cool shit..
later on tonight I am going to give her the D and that will be some cool shit too
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>>44756268
True but he was still very charasmatic and confident. To someone like me though his life was pretty pathetic but he probably really enjoyed it
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>>44754900
I'm glad people at my gym use the trees correctly, it works practically the same way though. I like yours better because our plates and trees are kind of beat up so it take some finagling to get them back on.
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Flex and grunt autistically every time one of the cardio bunnies is near me.
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>>44754444
you wouldnt even be able to look one in the eyes faggot. Everyone on this website says dumb shit like this but would piss themselves in a real encounter. sissies the lot of ya
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>>44754434
Did he put makeup on his eyebrows????
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>>44756756
yes, and lipstick
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>>44756784
Who puts lipstick on their eyebrows tho.
I don't think that's a thing.
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>>44754444
fpbp
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>>44756268
>2018
>still hating on Zyzz

Just admit that you hate yourself m8
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>>44756685
shut up nigger ill talk shit behind your back AND to your face. you fucking shitskins are all the same anyways
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>>44757199
Why tf you so full of rage tho brah? Who you trynna impress?
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>>44754434
I take my hand rub my crotch and wipe my hands on the bars
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>>44756268
>wog stereosonic
The fuck does that even mean. Maybe one day you'll get old enough to realize you were the faggot the whole time.
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>>44754444
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>>44754434
Who is this faggot and why is he wearing eyeliner?
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>>44754444
jrj
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>>44757817
Chad Thundercock
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>>44757817
This nigga died for our gains.
You take that shit back, son.
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>brown shitskin iranian who pretends to be christian & italian
>plastic surgery & steroids
>dead at 22
>toxic anti-white behavior

People who worship this shitskin are the people killing our countries
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>>44758252
>
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>>44756834
literally all women
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>>44758787
I've literally never in my life seen anyone apply lipstick to their eyebrows.
Let's just leave it at "you've heard of lipstick, and women". We can agree on that at least.
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My gym freinds and I came up with some cute and endeering names for the plates.

2.5- Cookies
5- Biscuits
10- pies
25- why dosn't she love me
35- maybe one day
45- Pain and suffering
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>>44754434
You first, OP.
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>>44754434
>not calling them disks
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>>44758925
Lmao3pain
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>>44758269
>thinking he's wrong
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I carry a boombox on my shoulder during all exercises and it just blasts "the impression that I get" by the Mighty Mighty Bosstones
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>>44756268
>Aziz
>Kurdish
>wog
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>>44758965
I would totally train at your gym.
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>>44754452
Yeah, Jaw and Nose, I believe
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>>44756268
>cope
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>>44756320

My grandpa doesn't like to touch black people but he's done a load of humanitarian stuff.

In the end, it's best to remember them for their net effect on society.
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>>44754434
squat in the squat rack
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>>44756268
>tfw the older I get the more I admire Zyzz
Stop being a sad cunt anon.
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>>44754434
I first time realise Zyzz had dyed hair.
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>>44754434
Call them pizza pies with your friends
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>>44757489
fuck off amerifat
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I juggle microplates between sets.
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>>44756784
>>44756834
It's not done with lipstick (usually. Like 9.89/10 of the time) but with an eyebrow pencil.
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>>44759371
he had facial reconstructive surgery and used drugs to get swole too
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>>44754434
Leave gnarly egg fart residue on the benches
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>>44756834
>>44758914
>>44760083
When I said he's wearing lipstick, I mean, he was actually wearing lipstick, on his lips.
He does that a lot.
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>>44758970
thats fucken wog enough
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>>44756268

I realised that the first time I was aware of him. Are you fucking stupid?

Serious question.
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>>44757817
Delete this
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>>44758252
>>toxic anti-white behavior
Explain pls
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>>44754444
Based!
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>>44758970
Any second gen brown cunt who speaks like a leb is considered a wog in Australia
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>>44760294
Ah, I see. Thanks for clarifying that misunderstanding friend!
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>>44756685
*spits on you*
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>>44756268
kys fag

zyzz was a legend
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>>44756685
Found the spit nigger
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>>44754444
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>>44757394
Fuming
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>>44758252
>brown shitskin iranian who pretends to be christian & italian
Considering he is a Kurd born in Russia...
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I started calling the ab workout machine "tummy twistys" and my gym partner stopped going to the gym with me.
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>>44756268

Literally the male equivalent of a bimbo
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>>44754434
Fuck bros. When Zyzz died we were the same age, and now looking at his old photos from what is approaching a decade ago, he just looks like such a young man.

Getting old brahs.
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>>44756268
RENT
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>>44754452>>44759020
I heard he just had mandibular implants
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p a n n or
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>>44757817
>who is this
get out
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>>44754434
We call them bliny
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>>44754444
nice quads
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>>44754452
>>44763668

His bro had the nose job.
His jaw advancement came from having all his teeth replaced with Veneers (teeth change jaw shape). And from tren of course.
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>>44754434
I call them "pizzas"
>t. italian
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>>44754444
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>>44754444
BIG DIGITS FOUR UUUU
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>>44758252
>anti-white
>muh race
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>>44756685
*pthoo*
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