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>fat retard realizes she looks like a fat retard
>>75213270I just did this and while I have a bit of a weird walk, I was mirin' my own ass hard.
>>75213270These are so inorganic. >WE NEED A NEW THREAD WITH THE SAME PICTURES EVERY SINGLE DAYThis is the only human interaction OP has in its shitty life. I called OP and it because it's a fat tranny.
>>75213385Most people try to make themselves appear as presentable as possible. What makes someone like this try to appear as repulsive as possible?
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>>75213456>>75213270I feel bad for her ngl
>>75213475Her gains on this bulk must be phenomenal
>>75213382Seattle is such a shithole
>>75213435Probably childhood rape or sexual assault. One of the effects can be a subconscious desire to look ugly and therefore avoid the attention of potential abusers
>>75213544>Female propagandaDiscarded
>>75213270What's with the birthday hat?
>>75213544When people are little bit ugly they make an effort to be even more ugly so if someone says so they can dismiss it by saying that was their intention. It's the same reason you see soi faces when some men take pictures. By making a silly face you can't call them ugly because they intentionally made their face that way.
>>75213445The smell immediately knocked him back, suddenly he went from "hell yeah that's a lot of ass!" To the realization she can't possibly wash all that ass. It smells like rotting shit. A bad of dirty diapers left in a corner for days on end. If it's that bad with clothes... it's not worth it.
>>75213544>Female is retarded>Must be male's fault somehow
>if /fit/ was around in the 40's these would be the feature "fat" people of fph
>this girl died recently
>but he said he loved me and we had sex why isn't he calling me back
>>75213385Bitch, you know you eat more than that.
>i'm only eating a smaller amount of my goyslop and i feel like shit
Dating, profiles anywhere. If they are so scared to say fat, why not just admit they are fat? Why hide behind "curvy", "bigger lady" etc?
>>75213390>"Powerful"The right word I would use for that cable suspending her.
>>75213671That's funny because they insist fat is not a bad word and own up to it.
>>75213622What is so confusing for her to figure out, she's clearly heavier than the last time she weighed herself.>brown skinOh, never mind.
>>75213619Unironically, yes. It is his fault, and she can't reason that the abuse will only happen again if she let's it. Instead of learning to defend herself, to avoid situations that put her in danger again, she assumes (vainly) that the assault only happened because she just so gorgeous and sexually attractive. She does not consider that she was just an easy opportunity. The solution to her? Get as ugly as possible and no man will ever lost after her or hurt her again. Sometimes they just really hate all men after, and "become gay" for a little while. There was a femoid in /fat loss/ a while ago that gave lore about how she was married to a woman, they hadn't had any sexual activity in a very long time, and she met her wife after a violent rape. Now that she'd lost the weight, gotten breast implants, and had a few years from the assault they were talking g about getting a BF to fuck them both. Divorce was suggested instead. She said they made vows for life, and promised to be married forever, even if they didn't actually love each other anymore. Because that sure makes sense.
>>75213689Good on him he can have a laugh at himself
>>75213685there are only 2 people who are allowed to have a candy drawer in their house;>fat fucking lazy fucksand>literal olympia level bodybuilders that use insulin
>>75213630Yes she's 26 BMI, we all know that 22 is actually ideal and 25 is top of acceptable
>>75213645Why does she just eat constantly?
>>75213693>Sometimes they just really hate all men after, and "become gay" for a little whileI've seen this progression so many times. When I look at a reddit account I see how they have a lot of trouble finding a man and they constantly lament how lonely they are. Then you start seeing posts about how they are bi or pansexual or maybe a full blown lesbian. You can tell it's all just cope because no man wants them. My cousin is a fat "lesbian". She grew up crushing on boy bands and Justin Bieber but never got a boy to take her on date. In college she started taking women's studies courses and became a huge man hater which a lot of it stems from her getting picked on by boys in school so I can sort of sympathize there. You can sort of see how she's not really attracted to her girlfriends that much. If you didn't know the relationship between the two you'd probably think they were just good friends.
>>75213530It's the only place I've seen people openly shitting in the open, pants around ankles, covering anything and everything. This is a common occurrence. Very cool. Not, however, demur.
>>75213385The way fatties eat makes me so mad, inhaling those vegan wings in one bite, opening her mouth every few bites because shes too obese to get enough air through her nose. Ugh. Yuck.>>75213659She didnt show portion sizes so who knows. Its believable shes just eating far too much. Keep in mind she didnt eat any protein whatsoever and the first two things she ate were deep-fried carbs, then more empty carbs with white rice and who knows what the fuck is in that curry, could be pure oil as far as we know.
>when you're so repulsive your bf would rather fuck men than youJesus, take the hint.
>>75213636What is this from?
>>75213685It's absolutely crazy to see just how many people just never grew up. I remember when I was eighteen, and I had just left the house and I finally had my own money, as soon as I actually had enough money to spend where I really wouldn't miss like five dollars.I went and I bought an entire chocolate cake from Publix. They had good chocolate cake. I was finally an adult with my own money abd my own cake. I tried to eat the whole thing. Luckily, I did it on a Friday night so I was sick during the weekend and didn't miss work. I did not ever try to eat a whole cake, ice cream tub, or anything like that again. It was a rite of passage for me to understand that I couldn't just gorge myself.
>>75213772Usually fatties don't consider it to be "eating" unless they are actually sitting down and having a meal. So all the snacking they do throughout the day doesn't count, even if it adds to 3000 calories.
>can a doctor really tell i'm a fat unhealthy piece of shit by looking at me
>>75213642I don't think women comprehend that just because a man will plow you for the night doesn't mean he loves you or is even attracted to you.
>>75213802Gal in the red top I believe is Gina Krasley from season 8 of "My 600-lb Life".
>>75213693Unironically, you have a brainrot. You see a tiktok of a retarded, ugly girl and you MAKE UP her entire lifestory that makes it entirely not her fault
>>75213834Nobody hates women more than other women, kek
>>75213841Many women are open about this. The actual life story was posted by a female who DID timestamp her pictures. She stopped posting when anons called her marriage a sham.
>>75213834>>75213849My exGF had a fat friend and would wear my hoodies which were oversized on her. She would often make subtle jabs to her face about no having a BF to wear his hoodies and being too fat to ever have an oversized one.
>>75213850>Many women make shit up for sympathy
>>75213846i know that retarded allergies exist in people that should be genetic dead ends but get by anyway, but man, i just find this so hard to believe
>>75213874>allergic to every single fruit and vegetable>but not allergic to 100s of different of chemicals in the goyslopHis post is so stupid even reddit downvoted it. I can't find it which means it was taken down because OP realize how retarded it looks or the mods did.
>>75214134size 14 is fat
>>75213642I just know the guy was so ashamed of smashing her and went to sleep disgusted with himself after cumming
>>75213874https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/9833-munchausen-syndrome-factitious-disorder-imposed-on-self
>>75213874>>75214202>>75213846Other than the link I posted its also definitely bullshit because a lot of the things in that shopping cart have fruits or vegetables as ingredients. Mountain dew has some orange juice in it, pizza rolls have tomato sauce, basically every campbells soup has onion. Shes just mental.
>>75213642Plapjak girl perspective
>>75213385Now let's see paul allen's HBA1C
>>75213712you're missing the third type:cycling/marathon/triathlon chads pounding a pound of candy a day to maintain 135lb.
>>75213782It depends on the femboy but I'd probably pick men over her.
>>75213834That's hilarious. There's obviously no shortage of XXL clothing in America. Fats are just mad that wearing oversized clothes is a trend they can't participate in.
>>75214306I had a pasta drawer myself, hated candy of any kind, but after long 10-15 mile runs in extreme heat I'd stop and get a slushy and sour patch kids candies (don't even like them) because my body craved them. End up throwing 75% of it away because it's actually disgusting and my body just made me crave it. But for about 10 minutes it's all I can think about eating and it's delicious. Then I felt like throwing up from the sugarslop. Made me realize how insane fat people must be to actually enjoy eating that stuff.
>>75213622if you ignore the text it looks like she is mad the roomba won't carry her around
>>75213823sexy
>>75213636This compiled scene explains what happens well but it doesn't capture the pure seethe you'll feel if you watch it. The "wife" (really using that term loosely) puts up with way too much.
>>75213497Kek
>>75214327This, as a guy who wears a medium we're the real oppressed ones for clothing options.
>>75213782Men are better at everything, including being a woman
>>75214501I'm convinced stores only stock 2 mediums per style. Everything else is XL-4XLT. 28in waist
>>75214524I always joke I'm a Chinese large, a medium in the USA, and a Walmart small
>>75214547those massive fupas they get have to be from some kind of glandular issue, right?
>>75214501>>75214524>>75214534real. whenever I look for clothes there's only ever fatty sizes
don't forget fph in the OP next time, i couldn't find it
>>75214554Hormone imbalance. Obesity doesn't inherently cause PCOS, but a poor diet will. Poor diet also leads to obesity so it kind of goes hand in hand. They eat so much unhealthy fat it fucks up their natural hormone production, slowing their metabolism and causing their body to store fat differently. That's why they have massive guts compared to their as and legs
>>75214572>Brisk jogging Stacy outruns two "trained" pigs
>>75214572the fact that cops only have to pass a fitness test once when first hired then never do it again is the most retarded thing. the job is to literally run after people, there should be a yearly test that at the very least shows you can sprint in all the gear
>>75214428
>>75214554Yeah there's something going on with that fat distribution I've been seeing a lot of.FYI. That's not a FUPA, that's just their fat stomach overhang.
>>75214572I've never met a chill female cop.
>>75214668lol, they collectively are at least 1000 lbs!
>>75214668Just a bunch of fat dykes. Can't actually chase anyone, always overcompensating.
>>75214572>>75214620>>75214668More of these please.
>>75214712
>>75214428True, that episode really pissed me off.Just the arrogance and the entitlement that woman has with zero regard or any sympathy for her wife working and taking care of her full time shows you how horrible these creatures are. Seething already just thinking about that episode.
>>75214742Are cops just purposefully taught to be bad at stand up grappling? Why are they so focused on holding onto only the wrist and elbow while maintaining huge separation? Every video I've seen has them attempting to do weird aikido level bullshit where they never actually control the person because they want to hold onto the wrist from arm's length.
>>75214857I don't know, but when I worked in a psych ward they taught us to do similar things that the chicks in that video did. Wrist holds and positioning of the legs, it was all about deescalation and using your hips as leverage and the goal was to just bend them over at the waist and have a hold on the arm so they submitted and calmed down. I doubt it's anything like actual takedowns in grappling.Not a fighter so what do I know. Just looks like that's what they were trying to do.
>>75214742>>75214668>>75214572>>75214620desu i wouldnt run from a fat cop, the possibility of getting shot or tased and smashing my face into concrete rises with a fat fuck cop..
>>75213385>fried carbs>fried carbs with carb sauce>carb slurry>carbs>SOME VEGETABLES!And that concludes meal one of five, not including snacks
>>75214926>I don't know, but when I worked in a psych ward they taught us to do similar things that the chicks in that video did. Wrist holds and positioning of the legs, it was all about deescalation and using your hips as leverage and the goal was to just bend them over at the waist and have a hold on the arm so they submitted and calmed down.That's incredibly stupid, and leads me to believe that people with zero experience bought into con artists selling bullshit "training"
>>75213645>consumes 3x the amount of carbs I do in a day as a male bodybuilder>consumes probably 20g of protein all day>calories burned: 0Dumb fucking cunt.
>>75213685Literally the guy from The Whale
>>75214554She's just a sack of shit, don't think too much about it.
>>75214998Yeah, it seems really dumb to teach that to police. What we were dealing with was like a 90lb old lady that started having a senior moment just trying to make sure they didn't hurt themselves more than anything, it's health CARE after all. Teaching that to cops wouldn't be effective at all.
>>75213382>a literal fat-ass convention
>>75213270lol how is her stomach fatter than her ass
>>75215165
i miss doll
>>75213372>the dude's wearing a knee brace
>>75213360lol goddamn that's my screencap
>>75213645Shame.
>>75215217
>>75213886>>75213874It's definitely a mental issue, not a physical reaction. Too lazy to post a gif but there was a show called Freaky Eaters where this fat bitch would only eat cheesy potatoes and the first time her husband tried to give her a vegetable she started dry heaving and power-waddled away sobbing
>>75214668Why are they mad?
>>75213782>check her profile>she’s pregnantDios mio…
>>75214933This. It must seem pretty tempting, but you just know fatty's gonna put 10 rounds in your back.
>>75215397>mom is fat and autistic>dad is out fucking twinksYeah, those kids are fucked. I don't see them being normal well adjusted kids
>>75214857>the pajeets believe obesity is contagiousBased>because of bacteria, not sabotage Retarded.
>>75213705He's a degenerate monster.
>>75215178So then make better content. Clean up your screen shots.>not even 2,500 calories leads to morbidly obesity
>>75213614>Just a taste, James...
>>75213645All that slop is offensive, but honestly the MOST offensive part of this is her biting the gusher in half. You're supposed to toss the whole thing in your mouth and crush it, that's so it gushes the juice out. That's why they're called "gushers".Can't even consoom her slop correctly.Really, I know she's only doing it for presentation, but it still pisses me off unreasonably.
>>75213327Eureka!
>>75214606that's a tranny hooker escaping its arrest for soliciting..
>>75215557This board is too dumb to know what that means. But I get it. I get the joke. I have read the account of Archimedes and the fall of Syracuse.
>society tries to insist that fatness is an abnormality>Most people with anorexia are in the overweight bmi category, yet somehow that's known as "atypical anorexia">there are literally no diseases exclusive to fat bodies.Could it be that being obese wasn't common historically and modern over consumption has made it more common than ever before? NO! It must be that obesity has always been normal!
>>75213390I need that gif of Jim Carrey trying not to vomit
>>75213497Oh u
>>75213669>PCP is nice but I still feel like I have to gear up for a fightI believe I am misunderstanding so.ething about this statement. Is PCP something other than what I think it is?
>>75214554>those massive fupasThey aren't fupas. They're apron belly guts.It's not even possible for a fupa to be that massive and to stretch around their entire front like that.They are just fat and stuff their gunt into their pants. That's all there is to it.
Reminder that to laugh wholeheartedly at fat retards you must yourself give up tobacco, drugs including any pharmaceuticals prescribed for mood, drunkenness, sexual perversions, envy and avarice, and pride. Have you finished your self improvement bingo card, /fit/?
>>75215649Yeah, I'm still gonna say BASED for outrunning the fatties.
>>75214668I have, but I have a pretty face.Was caught doing 80 in a 40, in a County known for its hardass traffic enforcement. Expected the female cop to Thanos snap my ass. She was mad but let me go with a "better not ever see you around again" or something to that effect.
>>75215769Primary care physician
>>75213822interesting way to hold that gun
>>75213385That was just one meal, imagine 2 more meals and 5 snacks in between. There is no such thing as an honest fatty, they all lie.
>>75213445>not shown>the 5 people it took to help her get back on her feet
>>75213804I think there's really two kinds of fatass with a candy drawer: those who were totally denied all candy as children, and those who were never denied candy as children; this guy seems to be the former if having a candy drawer was a dream of his. Either way, they never learn moderation.
>>75214857They purposefully only recruit >95 dimwits. Extrapolate from there.
How do you guys feel that ozempic will cure obesity once and for all without "working out"?
>>75215850>Miku ChadMy brother.
>>75215895It won't. It's easy to over-eat surgery and drugs.This is only going to make things worse.
>>75215905I know 3 people that lost 60-90 pounds. This thread will be history soon.
>>75215965Eating less was always the cure, it's the side effects long term that will decide the future of it.
>>75215981These drugs are well documented and have almost no side effects. There are also many drugs that are prescribed for life (statins, metofrmin etc.) This has benefits that eclipse those alone. It'd be irresponsible not to put overweight person on it.
>>75214641The fridge always protects the snacks
>>75213417Based
>>75216005Maybe we'll see. No such thing as free lunch.
>>75213834Kek, this comic made me remember one slampig i used to date (yes i know, i stopped doing that). We are eurofags and we were both fat, me, as a man, had already troubles for finding jeans my size, but she used to just go straight to the mens clothing areas and just pick shit up because women clothing wouldnt fit on her. She always got mad when she asked for a bigger size of a man hoodie or something and the stacy worker looked at her in disgust pointing to her that were clothes for men. I look back into perspective and i dodged a bullet. I got to keep some cool hoodies of her tho when i kicked her out of the house.
>>75214572My fucking sides. The girl isnt even sprinting, is just regular woman light running. I really hope she got to run away, those pigs (literally) deserve to be shamed
>>75214572Texas finest
>>75216025Underrated post
How about some classic greentexts?
>>75215174dude that's wild. She has a thin girls ass grafted to the back of her rolls
>>75216184>when planks get fat
>>75213685The even sadder thing is, is that you know she went out and bought all this and organized the drawer all real nice just to post it on reddit for upvotes.
>>75214372You're fucking retarded. Your body was craving water and electrolytes. Chug some gatorade cut with 50% water or water with a salt and mineral supplement.
>>75213820>anastasialogist
>>75216242Gee thanks buddy. Never would have guessed.
>>75216277Np I'm here to help.
>>75215900Checked for mikulove
>>75213382I kinda wanna go to Fat Con 2025. I imagine it’s like an /fph/ thread come to life for the weekend.
> just a taste James
>>75213351how do people get remotely turned on by this? i just can't imagine ruining my body and strugglign to exist for the sake of a sex thing. >inb4 they're just gluttonous and prey on people who are somehow turned on by hambeasts such as themselves to validate their gluttonyi know. i fucking know. but STILL!
>>75213385Can't decide if I'm more disgusted or impressed that she eats those "wings" in one bite.
>>75213390kek the way her belly fat is suspending her BW and not her "aThLeTiC aBiLiTy" or whatever she's calling it
>>75213579open your eyes faggot
>>75215690Fat bitches crash diet and call it anorexia, or they claim to be anorexic so others can't tell them to stop eating so much, OR other females don't want then to lose weight and call them anorexic do they just accept them must be anorexic. It is atypical because they are not underweight. Anorexia IS rare, it always WAS rare. Older women just started growing fatter and more envious of skinny young women and called anorexia an epidemic. Was it ever? Really? No. It's only been going down, EVEN during the heroin chic era.
>>75213642I hate that this is couched behind fph. This is a person who needs to be told that men aren't going to want to stay, long-term with people they don't find physically attractive, because men are coomers. Both people in that interaction have been damaged by modernity and 'at least I came' mentality. Sad. Stay home and fuck a fleshlight.
>>75215850>paging Dr. Miku>emergency emergency
>>75210565didn't realize there were two fph threads
>>75216451>fit meetup at same hotel, same weekend >go ruin the shitty hotel gym with meme exercises>lay out by the pool to mog any fatties that venture out>have a cheat weekend and eat comical amounts of food to trigger fatties>no homo
SHIT im retarded pretend the above image worked also
>>75216619There aren't, that was archived this morning
>>75211405explain this then
>>75216627You must invite gym shark Stacies and generally very big in fitness women like Patty, just to flex women on them. Even better to have grouo calisthenics outside and have fit Stacy OHP a bean pole. Fat bitches always think they're strong because "mass moves mass" or that strength training automatically makes them healthy.
>>75216647Stacy's will turn on the fit dudes for social points and it will turn into a fucking disaster where nobody gets laid.
>>75216628Thanking you again anon. I'm a terrible artist so you made my whole week. I know that sounds pathetic but I'd forgotten I'd posted that request and when I saw it was from my post it was the ultimate (You) It's the little things.
>>75216636My apologies sir I thought you meant the old one, I will continue to post ITT because it's older.>>75216667In your version nobody gets laid anyway, but fair enough. REVISION: Several fit bros pick the slimmest fatties and do their best to flirt. When it seems like she may take the bait, he hangs his head and says I'm sorry I just can't do this, (you stink really bad) (you are way fatter up close) (I don't need sex THAT badly) (I just can't lower myself this far). Other fit bros laughs as he returns.Either way, high likelihood they>immediately reject fit bros so they "hit the button first" and boost their egos>cry sexual harassment >assault fit bros L4D2 boomer and spitter style, law sides with them because "your antagonized the animals"
>>75216628Now we've just gotta paste it all together
>>75216705Oh yeah I agree, most likely the fatties will call the police or some shit, it's a bad idea all around.The only move is to hope they come up to you guys and you just be friendly and don't insult them at all, that way the rejection is all on them. That will cause more seething
>>75216264A legitimate profession
>>75216730Somebody post that image on that bitches blog or whatever.
>>75216736My ancestor :)
>>75216733No no, let them approach, and if they make advances kindly return >no thank you, I only have sex with human women>no thank you, I have self esteem >no thank you, I'm not desperate enough to sleep with strangersAnd peacefully walk away. They can't call that a threat at all, and if they strike for assault you get to watch fatty go to jail.
>>75216765>and if they strike for assault you get to watch fatty go to jail.Let us know how that works out for you... from jail.
>>75216785Can you not outrun a fatty? All those facilities have cameras, they get in one strike you flee and call the police. Even better if by the pool and they're drinking, that's drunk and disorderly conduct. Surely they will resist arrest.
>>75216676No problem at all dude. I love drawing little jokes and that image was just too good not to draw. Little things are what keep us all going. :-]
>>75216814Your style is very familiar, where do i know you?
>>75213360>will definitely spend all your money at Trader Joes
>>75213390>SWLliability insurance issue
>>75213417I like the inspiration and humor.Also, fuck you fat fuck.
>>75213645modern women:>tiktok>eat>eat>shit>tiktok>text>eat>eat>shit>tiktok>text>eat>eat
>>75213756>proposing outside a chippie/kebab shopjust fat things
>>75216730hate to self quote but uhhhhhhhh cough cough >>75215359
>>75213756>Propose in shorts and sandals in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant
>>75213382imagine how much money you could make selling cookies here
>>75216517I understand how people want to become quad amputees, but I still don't understand feeders.
>>75213497lol’d
>>75213822>If she wanted to break it she should step on it
>>75214214The fuckin kill me.
>>75214273>cope>cope>cope >cope>copeROPE
something isnt right. i feel bad for these people. people want to be happy and healthy. something isnt right. people didnt used to be like this. somebody did this to us. something isnt, i can tell. something isnt right with the air or the water. people dont want to be like this. people want to be able to move. something isnt right with the people that are like this. theyre out there and they follow us and watch what we eat and drink. they watch me when im eating or drinking and i see them trying to make it not right. watch. watch what they do the next time youre eating or drinking.
>>75213829>or is even attracted to you.This is the major thing. Guys will fuck anything and girls don't realize that.
>>75215174Please delete
>>75215661You sould like a fucking faggot, you conceited piece of shit.
>>75213382Imagine the smellalso imagine being that poor hotel employee that has to clean the grease traps out of that pool
>>75213390After this display of athleticism she treated herself to a 1500kcal Starbucks syrup.
>>75216743You wouldn't be so poor if your charged rent for having us in your head constantly.
>>75216785Are you legitimately mentally handicapped?
Doll or anyone else, I have a requestThere was a link to a gif posted here a few weeks back. It showed an obese woman who appeared to have a ball sack. But the ballsack opened up to reveal a cavernous vagina. I need that gif.
>>75216948t. doesnt know what caused Archimedes to say "Eureka"
>>75213804literally me except I forget how sick I get and eat an entire pie/pizza/cake friday evening every other month.
>>75217079You should have greentexted that, ignorant faggot.
>>75217214>You should have greentexted that, ignorant faggot.
>>75213645Anyone who does that happy dance after taking a bite has a problem with food
>>75217079He took a shit in the bath and noticed the water rose.
>>75213417i thought goblinx poster was a samefag? you mean to tell me there are more than one person posting this image?
>>75214273I'm going to start referring to myself as a body fascist whenever I talk about exercise.
>>75215178Allowing your child to become morbidly obese should be punished just like starving your child
>>75215489Gut bacteria seem to play a role in obesity because they influence our feelings of hunger. That's why they used to give farm animals antibiotics so they'd gain weight faster (it's illegal in most countries nowadays due to the effects of antibiotics in meat on human consumers).Though in coping fatties, this is often mistaking cause and effect – people aren't fat because they have a bad gut biome, they have a bad gut biome because they are fat.
>>75215690>there are literally no diseases exclusive to fat bodies.this is such a retarded argument, lol. There are no diseases exclusive to smoking tobacco either, you can get lung cancer without ever having smoked a single cigarette in your life. Same applies to alcoholism – you can get fatty liver disease without drinking any alcohol whatsoever. Doesn't mean that certain behaviours don't significantly increase the risk of certain diseases.
>>75213846I know someone who developed this condition after receiving a vaccine in the army.
>>75214572reminds me of this
>>75213874Im allergic to plenty of fruits and nuts, yet I look for other options.With some foods the allergic reaction is so mild I dont care at all and just eat the thing anyway.These people just want an excuse to eat slop and feel justified in doing so.
>>75214273Never in my entire life have I seen such an amount of both cope and lies in such a short period of time.
>>75216627Gobu gets a 2-for-1 deal
>>75218342That would imply she somehow falls into the /fit/ category, which is a blatant lie.
>>75213360Why is her ass on backwards? Is the vagina where her but should be?
>>75213445She’s actually just tired from standing. Standing for more than 5 minutes is torture for fats.
>>75213685I have that exact same drawer organizer except I use it for silverware like it’s supposed to be
>>75213689>young fatty fail sit-down-stand-up testoutlook grim, death soon>The test is simple to grasp if not do: Just sit on the floor from a standing position without using your hands, arms, or knees to slow your descent. Then stand back up—without using your hands, arms, or knees to help boost you back up, if possible. (Hint: Crossing your legs on the way down and the way up seems to help, and loosely holding your arms out to your sides can help with balance.) In the Brazilian study, 2002 men and women ages 51 to 80 were followed for an average of 6.3 years, and those who needed to use both hands and knees to get up and down (whether they were middle-aged or elderly) were almost seven times more likely to die within six years than those who could spring up and down without support. Their musculoskeletal fitness, as measured by the test, was lacking. And musculoskeletal fitness, it turns out, is very important.
>>75214306>cycling/marathon/triathlon chads pounding a pound of candy a day to maintain 135lb.Why do people do this to themselves? It’s terribly unhealthy and they look like chemo patients.>chadsIn no fucking way is it chad behavior. What are they running from? What do they need to escape? Why can’t they face it?
>>75213782>have fat gf>can’t stand porking the fatty>start fucking men on the side >everyone sees fucking the obeast or fucking dudes as the only two optionsOr just dump the heifer and don’t turn into a faggot? No?
>>75213822>pistol’s grip is two fingers tall>bore axis is extremely high above the handThis pistol is going to flip out of its hand whenever it pulls the trigger. Who designed that fucking thing?
>>75213834>listen, I have to buy this sweater even though they don’t have it in my sizeThis comic makes zero sense. Shop online so that we don’t have to see your disgustingly bloated almost-corpse in person, fatty
>>75213846Mountain Dew contains orange juice, this man is trying to kill his wife
>>75214127>Whitney Weighsmore tries to invent a new form of execution
>>75215405>>75214933>>75214572Police departments have drone pilots on standby now and will just track you on thermal.
>>75214992Bro, the vegan diet is healthy even though it’s just sugar, seed oils, and “proteins” that are 1/3rd as valuable to your body as meat protein gram for gram.
>>75213315>t. Narcissus
>>75215649>CC, TX>TrannyNo>HookerThat’s not Leopard street
>>75218162Nuh uh the antibiotics just make them fat!
>>75218537Shed just read about it and show up, like every powerlifter fattie
>>75213756Of all the lesbians I know, more than 80% are grotesquely overweight AND replete with some of the shittiest tattoos I've ever seen. Stereotypes exist for a reason
>>75219261man, i thought that that was a fattie captcha
>>75219024>Shop onlineThe thing is they can't do that. I can just buy a large and it will fit me well. They have such monstrous misshapen bodies it's impossible to know if the clothes will fit them. At their size there is no standard among manufacturers what a size 6XL actually is. Not to mention some carry their fat everywhere, others have massive gunts that need to be stuffed in their pants, etc.
>>75216628kek
>>75219261Thats a big snatch
>>75213270Her front butt is better than her back buttHow do """people"""like this have the nerve to exist in public
>>75213544I'd say her strategy is working
>>75213417>that picShe's literally the same level of fat in all three of those. You guys are just retarded and blind--easily tricked by simple things such as depth and color.
>>75219379>complaining and wishing and posting on social media instead of working outHa! Women.>>75219399Over 20 lbs of pussy and ass!
>>75213726>fat>Jewish>eats bagels out of the garbage It writes itself
>>75219405She's got an OF if you want more
>>75219507This webm helped me lose weight. Thanks
>>75213822Good trigger discipline though
>>75218017we are goblegion >>75213417>totally not posting the same image every thread
>>75213820>>Would they have said this to me if I was skinny?Yes you pathetic perpetual victim, they'd ask anyone who can still vomit food if they'd eaten.The only medical negligence here is that she was allowed to have the procedure in the first place
>>75219507Why does she think clapping her legs together like that is attractive? Has she ever seen another woman do that?
>>75213834Yes, because skinny people are taking all the resources so fatties don't have enough. That's how it works.
>>75213841Hope she reads this bro
>>75214127>this kills the man
>>75219525Supposedly doctors hate scheduled procedures with fatties that require fasting. They know they are going to eat and will have to reschedule anyway. I've heard they sometimes make 3 appointments before the fatty just gives up on the procedure. They likely go on to complain how the medical community is "ignoring them"
>>75213390This most powerful thing in that webm is the rope
>>75215649Men win again!
>>75215808Fuck off, lol
>>75216517It’s like a BDSM control thing. But taken to a certain extreme. Pigs to the slaughter
>>75219551I think of this meme often, glad I'm not alone
>>75219379genius useWORDSto cover yourFAT
>>75216589I just found the first attribute for which women have a higher variance than men.
Lads dobt go in the other FPH thread it's thar one guy posting disgusting porn again
>>75216070>i dodged a bulletWhat because she was fat? I think girls wearing guys clothing is a pretty cute thing, mostly when it's their boyfriends shirts or whatever but tomboys on their own are good too.
>>75219969How much do they fucking eat to sport a pregnant gut? Why don't all women have one? Are they insinuating that all pictures with flat stomachs are fake or of anorexics?
>>75220160Correct. They would call your picrel an anorexic who is literally starving to death
>>75217277The water level would likely fall if you did that. Maybe you should do some sets at the library.
>>75213270kek listening to this and got to 17:10 just as im watching the first webmhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=org3q6kXgWc
>>75213782thinking about it, I don't fucking know bro. she's seriously hideous. if the twink is like these femboys from thailand I will pick him in a heartbeat.
Fat chicks cuddle the best.
>>75219969>Male body standards: shredded abs, 16in+ arms, 6ft+>Female body standards: Just don't be MORBIDLY obese plz plzplzWe should learn from females
>>75220526This is only true if you're on Hoth and it's 60 below zero and you need to stay warm. >And I thought they smelled bad, on the outside
>>75220536Hoth?
>>75220566It's from a movie.
>>75220558Must suck to be enslaved and literally chained to that girl huh
>>75220585Soi wars
>>75220597No the original good ones. Very famous scene, literally anyone who has seen the movie would get the joke.
>>75220611Soi wars
>>75220526I hate this unwatchable shit, how the fuck they keep drawing this is beyond me.
>>75220638
>>75213390How much help did she get to position herself there?
>>75216926The thing that's not right is the hard truth that the majority of people are unable to govern themselves when given unlimited freedom. And yet not only are they allowed to govern themselves, but also everyone else. 70% of the country is obese and yet they decide the rules for everyone. Democracy, ladies and gentlemen. The God that Failed.Also, and I say this with all love and due respect as someone who has a family member with the condition, you have schizophrenia. Get on olanzapine or your life is just going to get worse.
>>75213390How do I tell my GF who does this that this isn't exercise? She doesn't break a sweat and think it's comparable to what I do.
>>75214134unless she's like 6' a size 14 is >45% bf
>>75215178>before fleeing towncops are looking for a blue ford sedan with a snapped suspension
>>75213834Where sus?
>>75220749You can't. I know a thin (though) not fit looking woman who thinks doing yoga for 20 min is more work and tougher than running for 20 minutes (she literally admitted she can't do that it's too hard to run) even pointing that out she doesn't understand the irony.>I can get a killer workout in that is way better than running and burns more caloriesDoesn't even do hard poses, doesn't even break a sweat and never gets her heart rate up. She is basically stretching for 20 min and calling it an intense workout. It's wild and I will never understand the cognitive dissonance.
>>75220795The only way I could wrap my head around it is that if our test levels plummeted to nothing we wouldn't feel the urge for an intense workout. We would just do some meme movements and that would satisfy the brain that we exercised.I've had several GFs and they all had their own thing like dancing or hula hooping which is fine if they enjoy it but it was nowhere near a workout. They never finished evenly slightly sweaty.
>>75215690>one of the smallest garments is a medium I mean...Like a person can technically live 50, 100, 150, all the way up to 800 lbs obese and and the skeletal frame itself is about 60 lbs, so being underweight doesn't really scale the same way.What a weird fucking thing to suggest, that "medium" should fit someone who is at a halfway point of potential size that only an aberrant 1% or so of the population has ballooned to.
>>75220821I don't think so. It's just denial and then being literal pussies. Which would be perfectly alright, but not when they want to be treated and respected the same as males in society. They will and always have been coddled and giving them jobs that men have is one of the biggest mistakes our society has made.
>>75220749don't know how your relationship is but if she doesn't realize this on her own she's either dumb or delusional. if you tell her what's what she might think you're mansplaining or something(you wouldn't have to if she wasn't being silly)had an ex like that who did yoga for 15 minutes every other day and was calling it "a workout".
>>75220859How do we go from "look at this fatty who think she's exercising" to "women are awful and shouldn't vote or work"FPH really becomes Woman Hate at times.
>>75220749Get her a heart rate monitor.Point to her grey or warm up zone heart rate every time she toodles about on a hoop.(Then probably get broken up with because bitches are crazy and her friends will call you abusive)
>>75220886It doesn't take long to see a correlation of the two. Well just look at the thread. About 95% of the content being posted is females.
>>75213645Would.
>>75220558I thought women knew other chicks fuck with them psychologically, egotistically and subconsciously. It's the nature of the weaker sex.
>>75213645That fit bowl alone was 480 calories. The wrap is probably another 140 calories and the two mini cupcakes which are 330 calories together, and you're close to 1000 calories.
>>75220694We don't live in a democracy sir. We have a corporate congress. The corporations lobby the oligarchical forever leaders and they decide the rules for the rest of us.
>>75220558>it's not that i want to be chased by menPure cope. I know it's cope because it's upsetting her. I'm not chased by gay men and I'm not complaining that they aren't talking to me.
>>75213874My gf is allergic to a few vegetables like carrots, celery and some other shit unless its really cooked soft. It sounds like total horse shit to me. Its not an allergy to the point she will die just itchy throat and shit like that. She can eat lettuce, peppers, spinach and most other things. Also allergic to lactose and nuts, nothing that is deadly to her. Apparently started after she started getting periods. Its a little annoying, but I still make pb&j sandwhiches for myself and cook veggies all the time. And she has an amazing personality and is total wife material aside from the (probably bullshit) allergies
>>75221708>>75221708>>75221708NEW THREAD
>>75217019https://files.catbox.moe/h7x71j.gif
>>75214572rip even the lady cops are hogs
>>75214572She could have run back to grab her purse and still get away lol
>>75215174her body looks like the poop emoji. can someone edit this to make her look like soft serve ice cream in a cone.
>>75219555
>>75213385what on God's green earth is a vegan wing and why is she eating them in a single bite????
>>75213645she must have constant horrible diarrhea from all this shit food
>>75215278oh yeah that show was weird i remember one woman who ate pieces of bricks and another woman who ate mattresses. there was also a guy who would only eat burgers. they brought out a truck full of hamburgers to show how many he eats in a year.
>>75219533people with that phenotype are hedonistic subhuman retards with a room temp IQ.
>>75222590It's processed slop made to taste like chicken wings
