You can only get your child to do one (1) athletic activity for their whole youth. What do you choose?
>>75213386Swimming. Swimming growing up gives you a v taper
Girl: Swimming or Tennis Boy: Hockey or Swimming
>>75213405so swimming?
>>75213386pole dancing
>>75213401fpbp
>>75213386Gymnastics.
greco-roman wrestlingbe it boy or girl
any answer other than olympic lifting is just gimping your kids athletic potentialonly 1 athletic activity is literally stupid, I'd pick basketball then because it's cardio, hand eye coordination, team sport and explosive movements, or wrestling/mma because those are practical skills for life
baseball or swimming
>>75213504>Conventional lifting is bad for athletesI'm not knocking the clean and press, but a lot of track athletes who run sprints do conventional squat and lunges / American football and rugby teams do standard lifts to add mass to their players. A lot of Soviet wrestling teams did kettlebell routines and Olympic lifts and were pretty functional but track athletes seem to benefit a lot from weighted lunges and squats.
>>75213386Dance or karate if they're a girl Boy? I feel like wrestling is perfect since it builds such strong men.
>>75213602olympic lifting can include those lifts
>>75213386Whatever they want
>>75213386A martial art. Whatever is popular at the time - preferably one that emphasizes flexibility. Lowest risk of injury, highest payoff for later in their life. They can keep it up long after their time on any competitive sports runs out.
Wrestling
>>75213401>>75213405>turning your kids into crater-faced ghouls
Went to niece's 12th birthday and she's already more developed, nearly as tall and has bigger tits than my 32yo gf.I'm a happy man obviously.
>>75213412>>75213660Reported these posts to the FBI.
>>75213386rugby
>>75213386what is humbling about this I don't get it. they look like the same 13 year olds for the past 20 years.
>>75213386football, need a nice house
The one in the pink dress.Hard.
>You can only get your child to do one (1) athletic activity for their whole youthtwaddle. they'll try about 50 and nothing that you suggest.ok its a hypothetical; something team based and outdoors - hockey, football, basketball, etc.
>>75213386Wrestling
>>75213386Balet
>>75213504>wide shouldered girlsDisgusting, the anti-female body-type
>>75213811Same. I want my sons to grow up socializing with chads
>>75213386Wrestling or mma
>>75213386>Middle school danceskek
>>75213386male: boxingfemale: gymnastics
>>75213386B-but muh pedophilia is le wrong!
>>75213753Good taste
>>75213654you weren't supposed to dive in the 3 foot deep part anon...
>>75213386>mimicking club environment for childrenjust had a realization why so many people like to go clubbing, i never went to these dances so no wonder im always the odd one out in my friends group
>>75213627>highest payoff for later in their lifehow?>Lowest risk of injury?are you talking about meme MAs like aikido?
wrestling will make you fit and is one of the best bases for mma
>>75213386Judo or BJJ, since I wouldn't be able to share anything else with them
>>75213386daughter: pole vaultingson: pole swinging
>>75213386Probably nothing, I don't want my kids to surpass me, and I like flexing on them with I used to bench 2 plate at your age stories, I fucking earned them
>>75214513I hope my kids surpass me by every metric
>>75213386Swimming. No niggers and conditions upper body.
>>75213386ballet.
>>75213386deadlifting and benching+ any sport they want for cardio
>>75213386 basketball may possibly make them taller with all the sprinting combined with jumping, but you also get social development. it would probably be pretty sick to pullup to random parks and dunk on everyone with a crowd watching, take home some park milfs, but I'm 30 and would take forever to get good at basketball now.
>>75214073she's 10 years old and hasn't even had the estrogen surge yet retard
>>75214210Boxing is going to give you brain damage over time. Gymnastics is going to give you joint damage over time.
>>75214477Not OP but>highest payoffMostly applies to women being able to defend themselves. Men for gaining confidence and self-restraint>lowest risk of injuryYes. Clearly you never grew up doing MA because you don't go 110% every class. Most classes are light practice sessions when it comes to combative portions. Sometimes entire classes are just workouts too
Football
anything but football. Almost every one of my friends who played football has something wrong with them be it back, knees, neck, or a combination of these. Probably wrestling or swimming.
>>75216790american football is literally retarded, backyard football is based if you play with friends who don't try to crush each other, but as soon as pads and helmets get involved it becomes the dumbest sport on earth
>>75215974might as well not do anything at all because using your shit gives you damage soccer gives brain injuries, basketball has a high injury rate, I'm sure badminton players get elbow pain. knee injuries for table tennis, wrist injuries for archery. shoulder damage from violin, wrist damage from piano. you're a fucking faggot that wants your kids to live like books on shelves. boxing like a retard gives you brain damage. though I'm sure you're too stupid to have that kind of nuance or know anything deeper about the sport beyond webms you've seen here or knockout compilations you watched in high school. men smarter than both of us put together have boxed in their youths into adulthood without getting lisps or forgetting where their keys are every morning. fuck you. words cannot express my distaste for you lilly-white pansies who are averse to any real, difficult physical challenge cause it carries some risk of damage. being a retard and wormbacking a deadlift or ego sparring is one thing, saying a daughter can't do gymnastics cause it can "give you joint damage over time" is another. go ahead, never be a winner in anything. you'll be in my hospital in fifty years with perfect joints, sick like the rest of us. but some of us will have actually known what it means to win something.
>>75213386MMA
Soccer, basketball, or baseball. Solo sports turn kids into socially stunted retards
>>75213386Track and field, Honorable mention rowing and wrestling.for girls replace rowing with volleyball and add karate as a wrestling alternative.I regret never doing pole vaulting or oly lifting as a kid. Wanted to but my inner uncle junior made me never even attempt it.>>75213504Hot take but basket players are some of the least athletic athletes imaginable. The Bambis of the /fit/osphere, right below skaters if it weren’t for their endurance and ability to get absolutely blown out and not care.
>>75216896>mma>posts judokaWhat did he mean by this?
>>75213386Football obv. Wtf is with this other gay shit you guys are suggesting
>>75217210>7 out of the 11 people on either side are obeseNo.Faggot.
Tennis. Its fun and easy to do, and maybe we can continue playing together all of our lives
>>75213386gymnastics
>>75216822This. I’m making my kids do a different sport in the fall
wrestling casts the widest net in terms of providing a good base for as many other sports as possible. You're especially well set up for niggerball, rugby, other martial arts, gymnastics, and lifting. Wrestlers also have the most elite physiques
>>75213386Lynching niggers
>>75218843>Guarantees they turn out gay
>>75213504Imagine her stomping my balls into paste
>>75213718Maybe it's the girls dressing so slutty? I mean that's a lot of skin for someone that jailbait would call "kid".
>>75213624This.Throw them into everything, see what they have a passion/talent for.Remove distractions like video games, tv, toys, etc. so they can actually make an informed decision. Then support their decision and make it an effort to establish practicing as much as they can.
>>75213386Oh my God it's wheat town they all look the same they're legitimately inbred>hey there king!Oh gross a wheat person
>>75213386Probably fighting then he thinks he's hot shit and I actually try on him or something or show him I can knock down a skinny person with 1 hand.
>>75214232it is i don't know what you're on aboutthat being said, as soon as a girl gets her period, she is able to get pregnant
>>75213386Boy: HockeyGirl: Figure skating
>>75213504You're a retard. Anyone who makes it to a professional league in any sports never lifted weights until they were in high school. They need to use their youth to learn the hand-eye coordination and the creativity for their sport. Some of the best athletes don't look like they are work out.
>>75213386Post more cunny
>>75214493i see a lot of the guys at my gym bring their kids in on weekends and they have a blast play rolling together. Ages seem to be from 6 to 10. Older kids just roll with us "normally"
>>75215435based basketball heightmaxxer
>>75213386Football (soccer for the 1st down people). Doesn't require good height or major strength, so even an average kid can be good with training. Keeps them social and can get good stamina from running
>>75219562?
>>75213386wish I took body development in highschool all my old cool normie elementary school friends took it, I instead took all the other faggot classes like art and band. School had a full weight room, I could have had gym bro culture and turned out much /fit/ter than how I really turned out. Plus my confidence would have soared instead of the festering shit hell I live in, only within the last 4 years have I put the daily effort into health and /fit/ness.
>>75213386Something combative and active, like a martial arts or lacrosse. Football is for fags who like to play grabass.
>>75220905Was he unclear?
>>75220977I’m getting my sons into lax so they can befriend rich chads
>>75213386very based>>75213401Girl: balletBoy: boxing
>>75221013It's refined, but potentially brutal. Everything a sport should be.
>>75213386ice hockey any other answer is for sissies and faggots
>>75221228>Bjork got plapped raw by a nigger and it made some spic seethe so bad he killed himself and attempted to kill her via a mailed bomb
>>75221001>was he uncle-er
>>75219154>girls dressing so sluttyWhy is that "humbling" though?
I did swimming and I had abs and still have a good upper body but it destroyed my skin and I didn't get as much social development. Also now I breathe weird when doing physical tasks when I don't think about my breathing. I take quick deep breaths every 2 seconds or so because that's how you breathe when swimming.
Volleyball
boxing
Track and field or greco roman wrestling. t. Have a son already
Wrasslin. Every guy I knew in the Marines who wrestled in high school was a PT stud. Swimming would be a close second
>>75215435>basketball may possibly make them tallerThis is most likely scientifically true. I started playing basketball at 12 when I was 6'2 and by the time I was 18 I had become 6'6 so playing basketball as a youth definitely makes you taller.
>>75217142Agreed with track, for both men and women. Maybe gymnastics if they're (wo)manlets.
>>75219250That's just retarded pedo cope. The period indicates the start of maturity, until they are fully developed the chance of death from pregnancy complications is insanely high. And that's without taking into account a myriad of other factors.
>>75220977>>75221041why do you reddit space? what does it achieve?
>>75222835>I take quick deep breaths every 2 seconds or so because that's how you breathe when swimmingHoly shit I think I do that too>t. Former child swimmer
>>75213386I started swimming at 6 and have pretty nice shoulders
>>75223729>at 12 when I was 6'2Bro it's just your genetics
>>75221228Ice hockey is weird>dudes skate on the ice>a dude falls>another dude taunts>gets neck slit with a lance-like weapon of pure slaughter>family is murdered>cause riots>the chief of police has to retire and later is found dead due to high blood pressure
>>75221228based I want my boy to be a hockeybro
>>75213386Swimming is the only correct answer
gymnastics supposed to be peak for kids.
>>75221886mutts tend to be the most vocal group against race mixingnormal people generally don't care about that kind of stuff (ie: if a girl "racemixed", isn't a virgin, etc.)
>>75213386>BoysWrestling. He will not cut weight though.>GirlsPole vault
>>75226691what kinda kike cope post is this??
>>75213660My 11 yo stepdaughter is already on the rag.
>>75224331its the only based sport left on the planet it's 99% white, its not soccer, fights are real, there still is a code of honor, no faggy euro countries play it(germans,french,italians or brits) and its not soccer
>>75226714there is literally nothing wrong with racemixingwe are all one race: the human race
I can't believe a cunny thread survived this long on /fit/. Who's your favourite? For me, it's Maisie.
>>75226770>there is literally nothing wrong with racemixingShitting up your genetic pool is pretty wrong, but you're already on the lower end so probably nothing to worry about
>>75226995prove itoh wait you can't, you're just racist
>>75213418Only good answer in the whole thread.
>>75213386Pink dress a qt fr fr sheeesh
>>75227221>prove itEver take a look at USA?
>>75227300yeah? best athletes in the entire world.so much for muh purity.
>>75227871Mulattos don't do shit, schlomo.
>>75213386Table tennis
>>75213480Based. But I think Judo is better for girls.
>>75228845oh so now america is white?how convenient, when other anon just got done saying: >>75227300
>>75213418Every dude I've known who was in gymnastics got bullied hard for it, quit in highschool, and then got permanent shoulder injuries that showed up in their early 20s after a few dislocations
>>75226746True, ice hockey has to be the whitest sport nowadays. Used to be aussie rules but now there are niggers competing in it.
JC cunny
>>75213386Pick a lesser known sport with scholarships and start them early. Your average middle-class Joe literally cannot save for tuition 18 years from now.
>>75213401No it doesn't. Olympic swimmers are Olympic swimmers because they have the v-taper. They don't get the v-taper because they're swimmers. Swimming helps burn calories and lifting helps build muscle
>>75213386Judo
>>75229462>>75214493>JudoThat's what I did with my 3 boys. Kept them fit and out of trouble.None of them ended up Olympians or with a lifelong love of it or anything, but there were some good times since we all rolled together.
>>75213386skateboarding. They can take that shit with them their whole life. Plus it gets you pussy and keeps you outside, not being an iPad kid
>>75227253I'd stretch her so hard bro
>>75219160>Throw them into everything, see what they have a passion/talent for.>except this list of thingsalri
>>75213386ninja warrior
>>75229405so Lacrosse or Rowing
>>75213386MMA and have him watch nothing but racist propaganda.
>>75230740>watching television is a talentalright then
>>75213386>crying over teenagers dressing up and dancing around with their juiceboxes to LARP as adultshow do I know a roastie posted that
>>75213401>Grew up swimming in the French broad river>Swam towards waterfalls (the bottom of them) >Swam in Cocoa Beach and various beaches/springs around Florida>Extremely avid swimmerIdk anon, I think it's training regimen and genetics>Swam Georgia lakes >Swam Tennessee lakes Of which, I only have the genetics. (Not for a taper)
>>75221036Ballet when done professionally kills your feet. The correct answer for both sexes is dancing
>>75213386Swimming. Good cardio, good strength, survival skill, good conditioning, girls will have to see his huge dick.
>>75213386Running. It has the same benefit as swimming, but can be done anywhere instead of requiring a pool.
>>75213386Muay Thai or something similar.
SoccerMaybe hed make it
>>75213386Rowing. Gets you jacked, good cardio, and the only colleges that give scholarships for rowing are ivy league.
All those people typing hockey but I don't think they realize how expensive it is
>>75213386Swimming, tennis, gymnastics, track and field. Nothing physical that provides a constant threat of concussions. With all that we know today about head injuries, you're a fucking idiot to put your own flesh and blood in such a needlessly risky scenario.
>>75213696Good fellow, let us not be so hasty?I offer you a can of the best energy drink money can buy?
>>75222795When I was 13 girls did not look like this. When I was 13 girls had like cheap $20 makeup products from Walgreens or CVS and they didn't know how to use those products very well. And they barely knew how to dress or do their hair. Now these girls are using $100+ make up products and following YouTube tutorials on how to apply it. They're spending a ton of money on skincare and getting their hair done at expensive salons. It's humbling for her because she sees how much effort these girls are putting in while she was just a retarded kid when she was 13. It used to take women years to figure out how to look good and now every 13 year old figures it out immediately.
>>75235809It's a good thing too. It makes them look even sexier.
>>75226770Nah
>>75213386Sport climbing or swimming
>>75213386Why are there any answers other than wrestling and gymnastics?
>>75217210Football is aids. Very specialized requirements for specific positions minimizes the amount of physical skills any one player needs to practice. Seeing 90% of elite football players do other things is embarrassing
>>75213386Golf
>>75213386>You can only get your child to do one (1) athletic activity for their whole youth.Assuming I have a son, I make him do MMA, giving him brain damage from repeated head trauma in his developmental years thereby giving me the permanent upper hand over him and preventing him from ever toppling my position as the patriarch of the family. Ideally, it would also make him strong as fuck, allowing me to maintain a sort of 'Master Blaster' symbiotic relationship once I reach old age and my physical state starts to decline.
Football, basketball, lacrosse, hockey or baseballAny other sport would get your kid bullied
>>75213401I was going to say swimming too and i don't know what the fuck i'm talking about.
With women, you're screwed. Put them in a team sport and they will either be groomed by the high test lesbians in that sport (soccer, basketball, baseball, etc) or become a whore (cheerleading). Put them in a solo sport and you become that meme of the ultimate cuck who put his daughter in gymnastics or bodybuilding, etc so that she would be the ultimate pleasure toy for men in the future.Just let your kids pick what they find most fun. If a girl doesn't want to play a sport, then that's fine.
>>75237126great post
