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Mires from various attractive woman 7s or 8s
>You're gorgeous
>It's like you deflowered me all over again
>That was mindblowing
>You opened me up and it won't close again
>I want your dick so bad
>It's too big it won't fit
>Cum in me (first time having sex with her)
>Send me a video of you making yourself cum
>You're going to make me fall for this dick
>You've ruined me

t. 7/10 sub chad with modest 7x5.5 inch dick
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>>75386893
none of those things have ever been said to you and you have a 4x4 wiener. nice larp pajeet
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>>75386849
The tell-tale sign that you are attractive is your ability to pull hot sluts on Omegle/Chatroullete. I spent a few of weekends on Chatroullete/Omegle and got 4 hot teenaged chicks to masturbate with me and probably like a dozen girls to show me their tits/thongs and even ended up chatting this fine girl for like a month that I met on there - all while having a gf lol. My gf found out about the girl I was talking to from there and STILL stayed with me (after throwing a fit)

Anyways, if you think you're good looking, go hit on chicks on Omegle/Chatroullete. You'll know for sure after like an hour.
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>>75387159
Based and redpilled.
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>>75387174
Copypasta'd from yesterday's thread
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>>75387221
Yeah it's still true though lol
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>>75387159
Literally female brained level vanity where attention/validation that doesn't lead to sex is satisfying

Anything that doesn't end in sex for a man is simping/cucking/blueballing or all of the above, period
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Is it a mini mire if random older people smile at you if you cross their paths or are in their vicinity? Or is it just politeness? I am basically invisible to people my age.
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>>75387262
Youre just envious
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>>75387221
>me on my way to your mom's house
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all within the last few days hours

>walking through train station yesterday
>girl sat at table with some guy
>im walking towards them
>she looks at me
>looks at guy and they keep talking
>she looks at me 2 or 3 more times and i just hold my gaze on her as i walk by

>in supermarket today
>black girl stood in one of the aisles looking at her phone
>walking by and look at her
>have prolonged eye contact
>she smiles
>i autistically almost look away but manage to smile back

>also in supermarket
>walking down aisle
>older woman stares at me
>looks down and then looks up and gives me a big smile and little laugh
>i smile back and keep going

im finally making it bros - i just need to actually start talking to these girls now
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>>75386849
At the gym women my age pretend I don't exist but teenage girls get visibly shy and nervous around me. Does that count as a mire?
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>>75386849
>nervous skinny guy jumps out of my way like I scared him
Is triggering a cucks reflex a mire?
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>>75387262
I agree with the other anon you sound envious
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>>75387773
Man I can't wait for that shit to happen to me
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>>75387786
yeah, teenage girls are the best

>>75387798
yeah its pretty good
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>>75387805
keep training and it will, but make sure you TRAIN YOUR NECK, its the most important muscle for aesthetics, especially if youre wearing clothes and ESPECIALLY if youre wearing clothes in winter
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>>75387811
also be lean
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>>75386849
Not a mire but idk you guys tell me.
>walking through the grocery store with a tanktop on pushing a cart, natty but not dyel, good pump from the gym
>turn corner and see a guy and I assume his gf at the other end of the aisle she looks at me and starts giggling and covers her mouth and leans in and whispers something to him
>guy turns around to look at me and he gets a look of fright in his face and grabs his gf and pulls her to the next isle out of site, I could tell he was telling her to shut up and scolding her in a way.
Well fit. What happened, should I count it as a mire?
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>out on a date with woman.
>walking back after dinner
>other woman on the way back gave her the evil eye when we passed her
>notified her because she didn’t notice it
>”she must be jealous that I’m on a date with a handsome man”

It didn’t work out eventually but I won’t forget the compliment
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>>75387751
Ngl I laughed
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>>75387827
Mogs are mires in disguise.
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>>75387988
Fair point, I'm also 6'4" and they were both 5'6" ish
I'll call it a tie.
>girl makes fun of me for some reason
>dude wets himself and runs away
Eye for an eye, mire for mire, mog for mog.
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>>75386849
The cute Filipina girl at my gym always perks up and smiles when she sees me. Today she complimented my anime shirt. She has an overprotective husband that always works out during her entire shift.

I think I'm going to fight him for her honor. Wish me luck /fit/
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>>75388025
>She has an overprotective husband that always works out during her entire shift.
Seriously? That's wild, good news is that relationship is doomed, though that doesn't mean they will ever split up. Sad
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I only get creepy mires
Obese women who hit on me and don't take no for an answer.
I Once contributed to this really drunk grabby chick 86'd from a bar because she was not leaving me alone. I guess I can tell that story
>Be me
>At a bar with a few friends
>Having a few beers, dancing
>Woman comes up to me
>"You're so handsome!"
>she's clearly shitfaced
>"Thanks!"
>Go back to dancing hoping she will leave
>She doesn't leave
>"You remind me of my ex"
>I am genuinely stunned and I just walk away
>She follows me
>Keeps rambling about her ex and how he cheated
>I try not to engage but I just interject Occationnaly with the standard "sorry that happened"
>I try to get back with friend group
>Still doesn't take the hint
>I politely tell her that it was lovely to meet her but I'm not interested
>She makes a lot of sexual comments and tries to entice me
>I turn her down again, trying to be polite.
>She leaves
>I assume it's over and she just had a moment over her ex
>Later in the night she tries to bum a cigarette off me
>I reluctantly give her one, assuming she's about to apologize or something
>Still shit faced
>Still talking about her ex
>She starts getting handsy
>I again tell her to stop
>I openly tell her she's shit faced and needs to quit bothering me
>She grabs at my shirt
>Bouncer is thankfully there and sees everything
>Bouncer tells her she's too drunk and she's cut off.
>She starts arguing with the bouncer
>She gets 86'd because apparently she was a regular drunk there.
I'm not even that hot, I think I just triggered something in her.
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>>75386893
every girl says this to a guy they like
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>>75387159
I hit age 34 and lost the ability to tolerate women whatsoever. I remember these days though
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>>75387875
I mean she'd get it but I would not feel great about it
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>>75386893
Whoa weird I can totally relate to this haha


;_;
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>Damn bro! Your shoulders are looking BIG!
gf's friend's PT of a bf
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>>75387773
Getting mires is easy for me as i have a handsome face. Talking is the real hard part. When you talk to them if you're not normie they can sense that and quickly lose interest in you. So i have to improve my talking games
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>>75386849
Can some homosexual please make a greentext mire
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>be me
>6ft eurobro
>hit 1/2/3/4 and down to 10% bodyfat
>visible bicep veins, look /fit/ in clothes
>staying in the philipinnes
>get countless of matches on dating apps
>well aware it’s just because i’m tall and white (and presumably rich)
>pics don’t do me justice and hide my actual power level though
>meet up with the cutest girls
>”oh you look so different in real life! so handsome, bodybuilder hehe”
>can be annoying because they’re really shy
>they absolutely lose it when i take off my shirt and see my abs
>can manhandle them like it’s nothing
>they all want to keep me for themselves and hang out whenever they’re free
>constantly get stared at out on the street or in malls
>tranny and fags aggressively grope me
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First mire ever
I started working out 6 months ago and baby gains are finally showing for other people to notice

>be at work
>have to wear a short sleeve button up shirt
>during lunch break two female coworkers approach me
>I know them personally, we sometimes do stuff outside of work
>"Anon, what is this?!"
>one of them starts touching my arms and puts her finger between my bicep and shirt sleeve
>"I can barely fit my finger in there! what happened to you?"
>lots of smiling and giggling
>can see them looking at my chest and arms multiple times
>"you look good!"
>notice that other coworkers looking at me way more often

I know that these two girls are not romantically interested in me but it still felt really good
it was the first time I was praised just for how I looked. is that what good looking people feel every day?
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>>75387827
It was either a mire and a brutal mog or a laughing_girls.jpg moment depending on what she whispered. We can only guess.
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>>75388559
my gf hates to talk during sex, I wish that was true
>inb4 anon, I have something to tell you..
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>>75389443
>is that what good looking people feel every day?
No idea, but yeah it is nice when anyone notices, especially if it's a female.
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>gym crush let me look at her butt in a mirror from like 60 feet away
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>>75389354
The Philippines has trannies? So are ladyboys just a SEA thing in general?
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>>75389196
Just be like Ryan Gosling in Drive
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threads like these make me almost want to start lifting
it would be nice to not be either invisible or looked at with disgust
I just come to /fit/ for the memes
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>>75389771
lifting is literally the best thing you can do to improve your looks (above basic hygiene)
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>girl I'm seeing casually off Tinder tells me I look like an action figure

...

>hitting weak ass deadlifts (lmao3pl8) for reps
>two random cardio bunnies come directly up to my power rack and stand two feet from me hitting body weight squats (entire gym is open to them and empty)
>they literally block the way to my racked weights and I have to stand there and stare at them to wait for them to move so I can grab my shit
>not sure what to think of this but annoyed if this is how they flirt so did not talk to them

...

>another girl I meet off tinder tells me I'm way buffer than my photos
>she tells me I look like I'm "all muscle" (normies cannot gauge how much muscle is what, I'd be DYEL by fit standards)

...

>picking up a pizza
>qt cashier smiles at me and sort of dances with herself behind the counter to some music playing
>not sure what to do so I just pay and smile back
>she suddenly tells me "something smells really good, like a really nice cologne or something, do you know what that is?"
>tell her I got no clue (I put on deodorant but there's no way it's that and she's definitely bullshitting)
>should have got her number but I wasn't from that town and was traveling

...

>another qt cashier in another place I was at (I was picking up another pizza though) tells me she loves my shirt
>thank her
>she asks if I'm military (military discount)
>tell her no
>she says "that's really cool, a lot of guys would have lied about that, but you were honest" and smiles some more
>just say "oh yeah, can't lie" and nod
>didn't get her number either
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>>75386893
damn having sex must be so cool
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>>75389811
can i have a quick run down of your tinder profile?
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>>75386893
>>It's like you deflowered me all over again
My sides. No way in hell a real female human would say that
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>>75389874
He travelled back in time to the 19th century for that one.
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>friend and his wife get offered to swing from some reddit tier goblin and his wife
>my wife and friends wife joke about it all the time
>friends wife says it wouldn't be fair for my wife
>she said my wife gets her husband and she gets me who has a six pack and does a ton of cardio
>felt good knowing my friends wives think i'm hot
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>>75389897
I dont get how the whole cuck/swinging thing works in scenarios like this.

Imagine the girl with the reddit tier husband gets fucked by some ripped chad, how can she ever be with her husband again? She will literally be lusting over chad forevermore. She would probably fall in love with him.
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>>75389811
damn you're autistic af
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>>75389771
well what the fuck are you waiting for. being even halfway /fit/ feels amazing
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>>75389913
i don't get it either but the guy looks like that reddit swingers meme plus my frineds wife is like a 9 so i think he just wants to fuck her with no consequences even though she's not like that
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>be me walking at work to the gym (located in same bldg)
>wearing chinos and well fitting plain black t shirt carrying my gym bag
>girl I barely know at work tells me I look like Ryan gosling from The Place Beyond The Pines

Not sure what she meant by this. Is it the worst ryan gosling to be compared to?
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>>75389957
It's the Ryan Gosling she masturbated to. Do not date her unless you don't give a shit about your job btw
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>>75389957
nah he looks good in that film plus she gets bonus points for having seen the film, fuck her bro

>>75389966
back to r*ddit with you kiddo
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>>75389944
cuck spotted
kys anthony cuckholdhoney
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>>75389983
huh are you retarded or brown? thats redundant i know
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>>75389811
>annoyed if this is how they flirt so did not talk to them
>and she's definitely bullshitting
>should have got her number but I wasn't from that town and was traveling
You are me
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>>75389957
nah nigga that's one of the best. Gosling in Pines and Drive is top tier, she wants your cock
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I got a penis mire :)
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>>75387729
If an old lady asks you to reach something from the top shelf and there are other men around thats a mire
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>>75387152
>4x4 wiener
>great traction in all pussies
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>>75388559
Very true. I remember one time that’s totally true where I was definitely having sexual intercourse with a woman and she told me, “keep going anon! You’re so good and good looking and don’t need to change anything about yourself! Please give me the honor of impregnating me!” Totally true story that happened haha. Feels good man haha
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>seeing my friends band
>her brother is there with his gf
>hasn’t seen me in 7 months
>omg you’re looking so good
>openly mirin
>later on sits next to me
>keeps rubbing my shoulder/arm
>’i look good too don’t I anon?’
>few more comments the rest of the night
Later on I find out they’re poly
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>>75389771
Just start lifting, you retard. All you need is discipline and you too can ascend.
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i can't believe i have to wait 900 seconds to post now wtf.shills and spooks

>fucked a chick i met at a bar
>go out of town but she's sending me nudes for 2 weeks
>head back and fuck her again
>the entire time she's telling me how hot i am and tracing the veins on my arms
>saying she could really imagine dating me full time

that felt nice.
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Not really a specific mire, but has anyone noticed a huge difference in the way women treat you after a lot of weight loss? I’m down like 90 pounds so far and it’s completely night and day. Wherever I go, I get looks from women. Day to day interactions are completely different too, like all of a sudden I’m getting smiles, eye contact, and giggles when I talk to women even about the most inane shit. I fucking love it but the differences from when I was 260 are fucking insane
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>>75386849

>uploaded an art project on insta story with me in the picture
> bro says: 'built like a war hero'

felt nice
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>>75389443
You reported them to the HR, right? Sexual harassment is never ok.
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embarassing thread
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>>75387773
>Girl looks at you and smiles
>"OMG SHE'S MIRIN' BRUH SHE WANTS THE DICK FOR SURE!"
Proof that no one on /fit/ goes outside or lifts. This shit happened to me even when I was still fat.
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>>75390464
>Waited the entirety of the retarded tranny janny 15 minute captcha period to post this
Based and underrated
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>>75389196
You're not handsome enough if you can't spill spaghetti and still be attractive to the woman you're talking to.
You're in 'kinda cute' tier, where a single misstep fucks you over
>t. actual chad retard who stutters in front of women and still gets them to spread their legs later
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>>75390826
now imagine if you were 260 but 10%bf
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>You reported them to the HR, right? Sexual harassment is never ok.
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>>75391526
>durr the fat 3s and 4s i fuck means i'm handsome
fuck off crab faggot
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>>75391708
Kek that’s the goal
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>>75391721
Cope. You're not as handsome as you think you are
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>>75389973
>random retard anon tells people to go back to r3ddit without knowing what it means
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>>75390665
Ordinarily, I would say something about the tripcode, but this time, kek.

She jumps into bed with you, sends nudes, and has more sexy times on the second "date." Wonders why you don't consider her for girlfriend material. Whore.

I guess I'll just sit here and wait 900s for the opportunity to tell you that you put your peepee into a dirty hole. It is probably worth it. Cause you know that you aren't the first. In fact, you probably aren't in the first 50. Reckon she's gone to the dark side? You know she has. That means that you also fucked a nig. Gross. You should go to the clinic. If you are clean, then you should count your lucky stars and be more careful! If not, then hopefully it is something that penicillin will clear up. If you come out of this experience with your ding-ding intact, I certainly hope that you will reflect on your decisions. It is better to wait for the clean / high quality girlfriend than to run around with snicker-lickers that give you diseases. Don't you want a wife you can love and respect? You're not going to find her on Tinder. That is just for shallow sloots. You need to meet some wholesome grills though friend groups, work, school, etc. OK, just 13 more seconds. Good luck out there and stay safe next time!
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>>75392098
He doesn't have a trip code you stupid nigger. You COULD make the argument he´s namefagging, but it´s probably a one time thing to fuck with an OP/anon
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>>75391888
ive been saying it for years, before it was even spam filtered
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>>75391230
They were laughing at you ya fat bastard
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>>75388557
was she hot though?
also, I wouldn't count that story as a mire
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where do you even meet women who can mire you?
t. Friendless NEET but fit as fuck
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>>75392662
You make up scenarios in your head and live off those anon. It’s what I do
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>>75388559
Literally true even when I was a fat fuck

(I fucked it up and miss her terribly)
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>frequents store
>1/10 hamplanet cashier smiles at me every time
>until one day she just looks sad and never looked me in the eye ever again
>tfw I feel nothing
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>have old Russian lady as a neighbour
>1 year ago she told me she saw me at the gym and that "you're not strong but you're trying very hard"
>yesterday she said she was impressed at what I bench
>tfw it wasn't even 2pl8
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>>75390665
I miss my last gf tracing my veins and "drawing" on me
She was tracing hearts on my leg one time kek was very cute
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Powerlifters in gym ask me to spot them other dudes aks about my routine. Never heard a compliment from a woman.
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>>75387159
Omegle got shut down, anon...
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>traveling for work
>stop at hotel in small town outside of St. Louis
>go to local Mexican restaurant to eat
>wearing hoodie with shorts that show a decent amount of thigh
>at the bar eating my birria tacos
>ugliest motherfucker I've seen in quite some time comes up to me
>his skin looks all fucked up like it's red and purple for some reason
>asks me if I'm from around here
>says he knows I'm not from around here
>awkward small talk ensues
>says he had to stop to talk to me because "this boy is hot as shit"
>floored because I'm being flirted with by some redneck faggot now
>tell him I'm not gay
>says I look really gay and that I should grow a beard because I look gay as fuck
>keeps telling me how good looking I am
>still won't leave me alone
>he's been next to me waiting to pay for his bill this whole time and no one is coming
>his wife shows up behind him
>she seems very awkward and she just stands there trying to make him leave
>he says she's been a bitch and that he's talking to someone
>I forget the context but he starts bitching about niggers
>literally starts dropping loud niggers the whole time
>now a racist redneck faggot is hitting on me
>a girl finally comes for his check and he orders another beer
>realize he's not going to go away
>tell him I'm bouncing and to have a good day
>he's bummed that I'm leaving
>go to pay at the counter and the girls ask me if I'm okay
>literally treating me like one of the girls
>say yeah he's trying to fuck me
>leave and book it to my hotel

I literally know what a hot chick getting hit on by some ugly fuck feels like now. At least I could have fucked him up, but I didn't have a gun on me, and I'm fairly certain he did. Weirdest mire of my life next to some thirty year old fat chick at a gay club trying to make out with me without saying a word to me.
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>>75393634
Lost me at eating tacos

Just get to the point fag
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>>75386849
>dat "I want to cuck and ruin him" look
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>>75393648
An attention span so short I'm surprised you can even count your reps in your head. I should find that redneck faggot and have him rape you.
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>>75393665
Oh a little lefty bitch too no wonder you are unreadable
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>>75393634
>dress like a slut, gets treated like slut
Stop acting surprised, whore.
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Most recent mire was an older Asian lady miring me doing a 4pl8 leg press as if that's impressive, she might have been mocking me I'm not sure
Tfw lifting 4+ years and I got by far the most frequent mires in my first six months or so when I still looked like shit
>>75392979
Same except it was a bakery stocker at HEB and I think she was actually retarded
I didn't even get stuff from that section you just had to walk through there to get to produce from the entrance
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>>75393634
>>wearing hoodie with shorts that show a decent amount of thigh
Wtf tranny?
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>>75393634
Kek
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All this past week

>In staff room
>Male PE teacher, big, strong islander man comes in to use the microwave
>Comments on how strong I'm looking and asks if I've been going to the gym more recently

>Female co-worker, known her for years
>Making breakfast, turned away from her talking about something work related
>Out of nowhere, she comments 'You're looking really buff recently'

>Go out with friends for lunch
>Female friend flat out tells me 'you smell attractive to me' because of my new cologne, and mentions that I'm the 'buffest' she's ever seen me

I very rarely get compliments in general, and it's been really reassuring and good for my confidence to have all of these come up completely naturally and out of nowhere. People are noticing my effort and it's clearly paying off. I think it's just the fact I've focused on my shoulders and chest so much and it's giving me a good silhouette.

However, nothing will ever beat a few years ago when a guy I worked with yelled out 'Oi Anon, your shirts shrinking?!' in front of a large crowd. My friends in the car told me 'yeah, we noticed too, but we didn't wanna sound gay'

Thanks for reading. Feels good to compile the most compliments I'll ever get in my life into one post and reflect on it.
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>>75394204
>Be teacher
>Pick up desks over my head when moving tables
>kids audibly go 'wooooaah'
>I'm not even that strong and the desk isn't that heavy
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>>75393520
There are alternatives
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Everyone I used to work with who hasn’t seen me for a while tells me how fucking massive and hench I am now.
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>>75394319
literally the greatest site of all time
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>>75389957
Probably the best one to be compared to anon. Sexy badboy vibes, essentially.
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>>75394330
nothing beats a cock mire
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>>75394400
physique mire is honestly better cause it validates the work you put in

cock is just genetic
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>>75394400
>tfw even though your cock is pretty big the genital mutilation squad fucked up slicing off your foreskin so half the head fused to the shaft
>can't believe any mires I hear because I know I've got a weird mutant dick
life is suffering bros
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>>75388557
i once had a milf bring me home because she said i was the spitting image of her first really intense relationship. on one hand, it was weird, but on the other hand, its probably the most sentimental hookup i've ever had and i was happy to oblige. she was fucking hot too so that helped.
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>>75394633
most of your physique is your height. if ur 5'6'' and lift you just have napoleon complex.
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>>75394654
ok thanks for your useless input
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>>75394400
wouldnt know
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>>75394654
>>75394633
>>75394400
>Mires are only valid if you're a horror-dwarf with micropenis
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>>75387152
>4x4 weiner
>constantly have wood
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>>75391076
>not built like a war criminal
NGMI
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>>75386893
These are all statements you will commonly hear from women with cluster b personality disorder. Usually at the beginning of a relationship when they engage in what psychologists call "love bombing". If you hear these statements from a women you are dating, run the other direction. She is preparing to destroy your life
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>>75386849
>old job
>called out into the plant, problem with prototype
>change out of office clothes into t shirt and shorts, its grubby out there
>dept manager coming down the hall
>pushing 50 and looks like it, but she was a cutie when she was younger
>eyes go wide, shit eating grin on her face
>"anon... we never get to see you in a t shirt"
>eyes locked on my arms

>old job
>same situation, in t shirt and shorts
>forget that we have our quarterly biz update meeting
>rush up to the conference room, apologize, I was down in the plant
>meeting carries on
>early 40s PM who openly hates her husband will not stop eyefucking me
>shes a fucking cunt though that makes it less gratifying
>not even interested in hatefucking her, shes so difficult to be around

>final old job story
>sales rep calls me while im on the shop floor
>cute, massive tits, but married. we're pretty friendly normally though
>have to help her with a technical thing
>go up to the cubicle farm
>solve the problem
>friendly chatter for a bit, shes got a shit eating grin on her face but her eyes are slightly off
>realize shes staring at my arms while i gesture
>get her eyes to move in a pattern by moving my arms around
>lol about it later

>new job
>travelling, quadrupled my salary from the old one
>take distributor rep out for dinner & drinks
>sitting at the bar making idle chatter
>place is almost empty, no one at the tables, the only patrons are at the bar
>cute early 20s waitress is hovering near the bar making doe eyes at me
>want to slip her my number but rep doesn't ever get up or dip out for even a moment
>dont want to do anything unprofessional and risk losing my massive raise this early in the game
>rep asks me to get him back to his place, its late (like 11pm)
>waitress gives me a forlorn look as i close our tab
>smile and wink, make note of the place if/when i come back

I'm in my 30s btw. I have a ton of stories, some of you could use the motivation.
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>>75389825
I have sex with my hand sometimes. It's pretty good
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>>75394887
>monthly family get together at grandmas
>good food, hang out for half the day with a hodgepodge of family and family friends
>younger cousin always brings her friends
>pretty sure one of them has a crush on me
>sometimes catch her just looking away as i turn my head
>always sits close to me
>sister shows up, husbands stuck working OT, she has the kid
>she looks like she could use a break
>take my nephew outside to play so she can relax
>chase him around outside for a couple of hours
>cousin's friend with the maybe crush heads to her car
>sees me playing with my nephew
>freezes like a deer in the headlights with the biggest doe eyes i've ever gotten
>make note to start chatting her up when i see her and continue playing with my nephew
>sister was super grateful for the break, brother in law texted me to thank me
not really a mire based on fitness but probably my favorite recent story. i hope you guys have good relationships with your families.
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>>75394887
>random encounter with college ex at grocery store
>didn't date super long
>not the worst breakup i've ever had, but we didn't stay in contact
>she's married, two kids, still looks pretty good
>"anon you look amazing"
>thanks
>go our separate ways
>less than a day later
>get a random text from another girl i dated who was in her friend circle
>"heyyyyyyyyyy"
lol

>fishing with some friends
>go to a nearby bar for lunch
>place is dead, we're the only patrons
>they decide to play pool while we wait for our orders
>idly shooting darts nearby and chatting while they play
>bartender comes out of the back and sees me
>beelines it straight to me with a shiteating grin on her face
>stands right next to me and asks me
>"can i buy you a drink"
>"i mean can i get you anything to drink"
>turns beet red
>ask what her name is
>tell her not right now anonette, but if you want to buy me a drink later i wouldn't mind
>still beet red shuffles back to the bar without asking my friends if they want a drink
>theres a phone number on my receipt
>pull out my phone and make it obvious im adding it to my contacts
>text her to see what time her shift ends
>end up fucking her in the back of my car after teasing her about being so obvious
>"noooo i was trying to be clever but i couldn't think straight"
>well i appreciate the effort
women are actually really cute
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>>75394887
>>75395347
Is this practice for your creative writing course, anon?
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>>75394400
Checked and true. Once while my ex gf was riding me and she said it felt like I was filling her up to her chest. Felt pretty good bros gave me enough confidence to leave her kek
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>>75386849
>at gas station
>the temperature for the day is a max of ~55F
>black lady behind the counter checking me out says, "I didn't know it was supposed to be hot today"
>super chatty
>long line of guys before me and she hasn't said anything beyond basics
>"thank you for coming in"

>selling old games at a nerd store
>is actually warmer than usual so I show up in a tank top and shorts
>some kind of Halloween dress up going on
>see shaggy and velma out front
>walk in and nerd girl behind the counter says, "you're an olympic swimmer?"

I take what I can get.
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>>75393658
Your brain is broken
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>>75389544
>So are ladyboys just a SEA thing in general?

yessir
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>>75386893
Interesting. Mine is 7.4x5.9 so I'm assuming if any of this is remotely true, I'll be making them scream.
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>>75394847
How do you tell the difference between that and honest statements? People fall hard for people sometimes.
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>>75389477
Why does she hate talking?
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>>75395430
grim.
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>latest work do
>constant rotation of the works women trying to talk to me from the moment I arrive to when I leave, around 4 hours
>next morning get a text from bosses daughter asking me out
>get presents and cards from all of the girls in the building for my bday 2 weeks later
>go for a second job because I want more. strong mires as I’m shown around the place
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>>75389354
>I score seamonkeys just like some fat boomers from germany
wowie a real player out there
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>>75387159
Omegle got shutdown, grandpa. Stop reminiscing about your youth, gramps. Mire threads are for youngins
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>>75398930
She likes much more touching, kissing, caressing. I like dirty talking as well, which is something that makes her feel uncomfortable doing.
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>>75394785
Many, many years ago I was at a party splitting an eight ball with my boss. He was coked off his ass and called me a kike bastard, immediately followed it up by saying if I put on some muscle I'd look like a slavic war criminal on his way to rape a whole village.

I miss that job so much. Best boss I ever had.



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