What is the /v/verdict, /fit/?
>>75471287Looks like Rio
>>75471287Too much isn't good for yaToo little isn't good for yaJust do it within reason
whats it like to lick an asscrack like hers?
>>75471292No rocks offshore near the beach.
>>75471335mild somewhat off citrus taste.
>>75471335Hershey's Cookies & Cream candy bar
>>75471358outside of her probaby having better hygiene, but is there any actual difference between say, her asshole and the asshole of a 45yo greasy fat man? because the thought of his asshole is absolutely sickening, yet the thought of hers is kinda nice.
>>75471287realistically speaking what would it be like to nestle your face deep into that crack and inhaling your lungs full over and over again?
>>75471335I don't know. I'm not into fatties.
>>75471292no, it really doesn't. it looks like any generic beach. Rio looks anything but generic.
Sunbathe 100%. Sun and Steel.>>75471292Sun is coming from the wrong direction? And >>75471344
>>75471372yes
>>75471287I want to take her to make out point if you know what I am saying
>>75471372the asshole of a girl like this, even after shitting and not wiping, likely smells really nice
>>75471468no fucking way. have you ever entered the toilet after a woman. im pretty sure i read somewhere that they create more of the stinky bacteria gas like methane or something due to having different bodies than men. my dad and brothers barely left a odour after sitting on the toilet , whereas my mum & sisters stank the entire house.
>>75471504you can not look at an ass like that and think it smells even remotely as gross as a man's disgusting shit, there's simply no way.
>>75471287That ass is damn plappable, damn plappable I say
>>75471504Well that’s because your mom and sister are ugly, hot girls only smell like flowers
>>75471292Looks NOTHING like Rio.
>>75471287Sunbathing is great for health and T
>>75471287Sun is great but never let it touch your face or hands if you want to stay young
>>75471524why are zoomers so obsessed with not looking their age, who gives a fuck desu
>>75471287how are u supposed to even fuck that ass with anything less than 7 inches?
>>75471287Can someone tell me what kind of guy gets to fuck this? Seriously. What kind of guy consistently gets women like this to act like retarded little sluts and gets women to let him do whatever he wants with their body.
>>75471542Why do small fags think 7 inches is big, I have 7 inches and its pathetic I can bottom out in midget asians, I can make girls cum but they don’t like freak out or anything from how big it is even if they compliment me on my relative size
>>75471545the kind of guy who is so hot that they literally get turned on from licking his unwashed asshole
>>75471564I mean I guess I already know the answer, but probably 6'3+, ripped white dudes with 8/10+ faces.
>>75471545have you saw how lucky some good looking men are? i had a few friends like this, he'd fuck about 50 women a year whereas myself (probably a 6) would get 1 girl every 2-3 years.they throw themselves at guys normally who are about 6'1 with good frame and a decent skull, hygienic and tidy brown hair
>>75471580its gotta be an absolute movie being a 6'3'' white dude with a 8/10 face
>>754715527 inches is the grey territory where you are above average enough to be somewhat impressive, but not big enough to be wow special
>>75471582I somehow managed to sleep with a girl who had a decent face, but an even better body. Imagine the one in the OP except bigger tits and zero fat on the stomach and arms. I literally had withdrawals and went crazy for a week when she said she wanted to end things.
>>75471601tell us what her ass smelled like, brodid you get to nestle your face between them cheeks
>"NOOOO YOU CAN'T STAY OUT IN THE SUN JUST LIKE YOUR ANCESTORS HAVE DONE FOR LITERALLY THOUSANDS OF YEARS BECAUSE THERE IS A 0.01% CHANCE THAT YOU'LL GET SKIN CANCER IF YOU GET SUNBURNED AS YOU TAKE A 3 HOUR FLIGHT (which would takes months of travel in the times of old) TO EGYPT/TURKEY AS AN OFFICE RAT THAT STAYS INDOORS MOST OF THE TIME!!!">"HERE, COVER YOURSELF WITH THIS COCKTAIL OF CARCIROGENS INSTEAD!!!! DON'T FORGET TO REAPPLY HOURLY!!!!!!!!"
Vitamin D increases testosterone and muscle recovery and a trillion other benefits
>>75471344>>75471422>>75471425>>75471521Bairra da Tijuca is very similar. It's ok if it's not.
>>75471287Sunbathe but don't burn. A nice healthy tan is always good.>it will make me wook older!!That's the least of your concerns
how long should I stay in the sun to get a tan? I laid outside yesterday for 30 mins on each side, but didn't get a tan at all. Just a bit of redness. I'm white btw
>>75471974you're gonna have to make it a habit and sunbathe almost daily for a short time, like 15 - 20 minutes. Eventually you'll start getting somewhat of a tan without getting burned, but it'll take time.
>>75471727Speak for yourself. My ancestors are from Northern Europe where they lived in caves and the sun barely shines, and when it does it's not very powerful. Pale skin exists for a reason.
>>75471997They 100% got more sunlight than you do now
>>75472006In the past pale skin was a sign of nobility and tan skin meant you were a low-class peasant. The paler your skin the less sunlight you need, it's a genetic adaptation.
>>75471997They were getting a lot of sunlight when they were farming crops
>>75471287Absolutely, a nice tan will make you more attractive instantly. Additionally, vitamin D helps mood, energy, and testosterone levels in your body. It's a no brainer to sunbathe.
>>75472022Go look at portraits of nobility. Do they look healthy?
>>75471997Northern euros didn’t live in caves, asians lived in caves, that’s how they developed slant eyes
>>75471727lmao
>>75472022Nobility were fat slobs and the peasants were in better physical shape
>>75471422>>75471521Her NAME is Rio She dances on the sandYes I waited 900 second to post this
>>75471287How has she not posted porn yet
>>75472773Who tf is named Rio
>>75472773It's Kirsten
>>75471422>>75471521I assumed he said that in reference to the brapper
>>75472773kek basedworth
>>75471287me in the back
>>75471744>old people used to be fucking retardedok champ
>>75472861>>75471287BBL looks fucking dogshit
>>75472990I agree but she has highschool pics that look similar and I doubt she could pay for it then
>>75471997there was a literal bone malformation in babies on northern europe because of lack of sunlight
>>75471448Whatever body count a girl tells you she has, multiply it by 3.Stay vigilant kings.
>>75472974>fell for the anti-tobacco propaganda Time for your 10th booster champ
>>75473091>fell for the anti-anti-tabacco propagandaWelcome to your future.
>>75473105Yeah must been the tobacco not any other chemicals involved, now remember natural immunity isnt real so get boosted
>>75473187>after darts were linked with a million billion cancers, they added all the chemicals which made them bad>after
>>75471335Cinnamon and pennies my friend
>>754720221.) In the past those who worked in the fields had a tan and those who didn't were pale (nobility). Nowadays if you have a tan it means you have the means to travel abroad, whereas if you are pale, you're a wagie cagie officecuck.2.) You are not part of that nobility, you're the wagie officecuck.
>>75473210After asbestos was released they needed a scapegoat so they added it to tobacco then blamed it on tobacco
>>75473356>losing track of your argument this bad
>>75471287You should get sunlight everyday. The lighter your complexion the less time you need in sun to get the Vitamin D you need and the worse for your skin it is to be out in the sun too long. You should always wear sunscreen if you are going to be out in the sun for more than 10 minutes or so. You probably only need 20 minutes of sun a day, wearing pants and a short-sleeve shirt, if you are lightly complected. This increases the darker your skin.
>>75471287who is this boutine goddess?
>>75471425>Sun and Steel.and Cancer kek
>>75472059thanks ChatGPT
>>75474205>he thinks skin cancer is realjust a lie by big sunblock
>>75471587not if youre scared of women. then its a nightmare
>>75471287>>75472861I'd show her the benefits of CUMbathing iykwim
>>75474571What is the meaning of this cryptic riddlecraft
>>75472974>comparing cigarettes to sunlightnext youll be comparing eating nuclear waste to breathing air, kys
>>75471997drink my cum, its got the vitamin D your literal lifestyle and genetics lack
>>75471287>don’t go outside Look like a cancer patient >go outside Become cancer patientLife is cruel like that sometimes
>>75473371No you just have no idea what you are talking about, now again get your booster and rid yourself from the gene pool
>>75475346Retard goldberg
>>75471997I live in Sweden. It's pure sunlight for half the year. Lower UV of course, but you very much can get tan. The medieval Norse abhorred palenesss in men, since it signified the opposite of drengskapr: feminine domesticity. The Nordic race has always been characterized by a ruddy complexion anyways. Only a phenotype of Celtic has ever been truly pale.
>>75475346I'd much rather look like one than be one. I only go outside when it's overcast, foggy, raining, snowing, or night. I am mysterious and cool.
>>75471552>>75471590I have 6.5" and women go crazy when I put it in them, I can punch their cervixes easily, and they're in awe of my size.I guess the moral of the story is - don't fuck blown out roasties that think any dick that isn't black is tiny kek.
>>754758547.25, have bottomed out every girl I've been with, even a blown out roastie whore with a +30 bodycountMost retards that claim 6 is small are porn incels and nothing more. More than likely hentai addicts.
>>75475854>>75476030basedI enjoy making friends with these bitches IUDsI swear they enjoy the girth more than I do
>>75475854>>75476030You guys have given me hope.All I want is to bottom out a girl and have her tell me I'm too deep.>tfw 6.5 / 7 depending on the day>unironically considering pornstar ligament surgery to give myself an extra 2 inches
>>75476579>unironically considering pornstar ligament surgery to give myself an extra 2 inchesIf you're lucky. 1-2 may be the average, but with the asterisk of a whole host of complications like infection, retraction due to the body forming scar tissue from the cut ligament, and just outright irreversible ED.You're chasing stupid porn fantasies and nothing more. This shit isn't based on reality at all.
>>75475084Either you've missed the point on sundecks or you literally don't think carcinogens can be compared - which one is it?Midwit moment
>>75476767>you literally don't think carcinogens can be comparedNot him but thats it since you lack reading comprehension skills
