fitness fails editionCut some more clips, feel free to post any /fit/ humor as well
I'm monitoring this thread between sets
>>76817500His spotter looks a bit fruity
>>76817509She would get raped if this was in India
>>76817667I wonder what this faggot thought would happen.
>>76817678that it would work like a wheel and he would ride itfrom watching afv for 20 years i have learned that most people don't understand physics
What happened to snap city threads? That's the fuckin spice right there.So horrid but so educational.
>>76817940nonlifting incels took over
>>76817509Is this what heroes look like?
>>76817940>>76817942
>>76818103Literally what is even the fucking point of this?
>>76818098You know I've probably seen this one a hundred times but I just noticed the Wile E. Coyote blueprint wallpaper in the background. Chef's kiss.
>>76818111I bet he was thinking 'this is totally going to work my abs too something something stabilizer muscles bro'
>>76818111it was recommended by the bot psoas schizo guy, apparently this is the only way to remove the psoas from the equation when unilaterally targeting the right pec.
>>76818098women's first instinct is to get the hell away form that loser
>>76817502I don't understand, from my PoV to raise that much it means you have years of experience going to the gym.....and you don't think of having clamps?
>>76818433nope bot, pecas are here: >>76818531>pec is simpler example:>>>76818405 >>>76818471 that's what i do now, and no i have never done this retardation save for >but can u do one arm pushup ? >sure i can, how many u want? showboating
>>76817489lolwhy he pant pull off
>>76817482holding up her body using her head against the wall, and then the slow relaxing of legs at the end... like she died in one a them video games with weirdly rigged ragdoll physics
>>76818722>but can u do one arm pushup ?>sure i can, how many u want?What about twenty? Post vid.
>>76819060It looks like the pant material on the back of his knee got wound around the bar... he was doomed before his dismount ever started.Also, I don't see his other leg pulling off, they may have actually ripped in half. So you may actually be technically correct saying "pant", quirky-pants.
>>76817665this is what happens when you get visited by the natty deer
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>>76818722Holy shit everything about the guy in this pic is repulsive>broom straw hair>psychotic gooner expression>disgusting level of vascularity>upper body isn’t even particularly big though, somehow>actual tumor on left elbow>comically small legs>seriously what the fuck is up with his left leg
>>76819239How many ribs does this break
>>76819254he's a climber, a particularly shredded one but being lean, vascular, not too big, and a leglet is par for the course
>>76818722How many times on average do you say "bot" in like 100 words?
>>76819060this is how he gets undressed every night
>>76817489And thats how Michael j fox got parkinsons.
Feeling pretty vindicated right now about deciding to not fuck around with cheap chink shit for the gym.
>>76818520I'm pretty lazy to use clamps until I get near my working weight but that also means it's pretty easy to keep it perfectly stable since they're warmups
OP how are you making this webms in bulk? Do you have an efficient way to split videos into multiple clips or is this a deeply manual process?
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>>76819898I use Bandicut (which is shitty for anything other than light-weight clip cutting) to cut a compilation. Then I choose to remove audio + convert to 720p webm.For any soundless webms that are >4MB, I just re-cut that particular clip to 480p, then to 360p if it is still too large.I am thinking about using ChatGPT to write some batch script to do all of the conversion for me, I will probably try that later.
>>76819956kek
>>76820000so many other things he could have crashed into. or hell, tried to stop or jump off. am off base or does this only happen if you are so chickenshit about experiencing pain and injury that you'd rather inflict it on an innocent, unsuspecting person?
>>76819949>>76819956lmao
>>76820015Might just be like all the self-centered, brainless people on the road who are so laser-focused on making themselves a second less late rather than not killing others with the giant machine they somehow have been permitted to use.If cyclists want the same consideration as motorists, I say charge him like we would a motorist who purposefully veered off onto the walk and hit a pedestrian.
>>76820046What is happening with those shorts, are they drenched in gasoline?
>>76820042in my head, the bar makes this sound effecthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_OE1jFVLww
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>>76820002Where's the fail?
>>76820050It's just video artifactsAlso you're gay for looking
>>76820049>I say charge him like we would a motorist who purposefully veered off onto the walkif you bother to watch the video, the black SUV was making a right turn into him.But yes, the stupid nigger should have braked and yelled watch out. But if you watch the handlebars especially closely, you'll find out the stupid nigger was especially stupid, and didn't even have any brakes installed on his bike, which looks to be either a meme fixed gear he couldn't handle or maybe a bmx bike.
>>76820131It's stupid fixie without breaks.
>>76820237>filenameit's growgrowgrow.webm newnigger
>>76820131Saw it, you still can't veer off the road and hit a pedestrian to save your own skin. Obviously the balance of potential harm to operator and pedestrian are different for a bicyclist versus a motorist, but there still has to be some culpability... and I doubt there was, since cycling has all sorts of bizarre double-standards. I suppose it's just more rage-inducing than humorous to me. I'll quit arguing about it now instead of derailing the thread.
>>76820319>Saw it, you still can't veer off the road and hit a pedestrian to save your own skini bet you can, legally.>I'll quit arguing about it now instead of derailing the thread.that's the whole point of a low effort trash thread
>>76820280i know the whole funny-thing-unnoticed-in-background is staged but it still cracks me up. something about the way stretchy shit fling junk around, man
>>76820131>looks to be either a meme fixed gearI remmember when those were all the crazy amont hipsters and the like. To this day I still don't understand why someone would purposedly drive a fixie.
>>76817484Thats big motherfucker.
>>76818098What exactly does this “exercise” accomplish?
>>76820587Turn pull ups into midair rows?
>>76819282This man is literally lifting in a deathtrap and I can't stop laughing
>>76817500>be bitches>Gert-like mom-mocks him>cackle shooting up from her withering uterus>-10 man points in her cunt scale>Pool noodle gets scared for herself>"the horrid things IIIII will witness">then laughs when the situation doesn't immediately impact her personally >be dudes>bro gets worried and goes for the rescue>empathy exists in his heart without a camera pointing straight and center at him>other dude just completely ignores external struggles>only the grind matters>today he will face God >will probably ask the fallen dude how he's doing on the lockers, when he returns from his trance "I'll rather be in the woods with a bear""Behind every great man..."
>>76820534Who the fuck thought that an indoor gym needs a throwing range? Only a few lights got damaged this time but there's a serious accident there waiting to happen.>>76820757My experience tells me to never count on women when there's a serious emergency. Nurses might be an exception, but they're all fucking crazy.
>>76819265yes
>>76818101the Black schools the white, based
>>76817480this whole thread >>76820617
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>>76820237Rape device?
>>76819325Kek, first thing I thought
>>76817498Looks like my ugliest ex
>>76821187I see a guy on the weekends at my gym who puts on a little more weight and does less range of motion than this. He walks around to brag between sets too. I wonder how his knees feel
>>76821195>pec tear>still completes the repbased
>>76821783>>pec tear>>still completes the repfunny, it's like pressing isn't optimal for pectoralis development, it's like u can press without pecs at all lol :D very funny indeed :D >>76818405
>>76817489>Humiliation ritual
>>76820686>midair rowsKEK!
