ITT times where lifting almost got you laid>helping neighborhood GILF trimming her trees>come to a particularly thick dead branch>"oh let me go get the saw">"No need m'am">proceed to use the lopper>squeeze my chest muscles and power through it>"oh my, my late husband could never do that"
are terms like gilf and milf supposed to be interpreted literally or based on appearance?is this gilf or milf?
>>76820773appearance
>>76820698One time at the gym I looked at a woman and she was already looking at me, she totally wanted it. She probably let me impregnate her right then and there in front of everyone.
>>76820967You’re delusional You don’t think maybe, just maybe, she wanted you to do it in the privacy of the alleyway dumpster behind the gym?
>>76820698Anon, a time where you ALMOST got laid is indistinguishable from a time you DIDN'T get laid.
>>76820698idk i think i draw the line at mogging a dead man
>Free bus in city>Some of the stop signs are poles that go into the sidewalk but some end in concrete blocks>Blocks vary in size but all are free standing, not bolted down>Pole is leverage, but enough of a manlet that going to one knee lets me get a hand around the base at a 90 degree to shoulder>Unlock push/pull>First time just fucking around, excited I can do a few>Now it's a habit every time I have to use the bus>Get really into proper form, technique(s) like time under tension and pause liftsI did this for the entire summer, worked up to 28 pull in a single set and 25 push. Pause sets really make sure it's you working and not momentum, but the downside is having to control the ecentric of a fucking concrete block
I got so autistic about technique I forgot the story was that>Doing that one day outside of library>Black woman, bit older but attractive was getting into her car across the street>Watching me as she gets in, stops and literally said she wouldn't mind getting lessons from me>I said I don't teachI did end up getting fucked by/switching with some qt femme and her friend in related circumstances.
>>76821047What would be the correct response here if you wanted to flirt? I’m so autistic I need the ability to freeze time for one minute in scenarios like this. Dont think even that will be enough either. Not to mention I would be terrified at the prospect that it’s just an innocuous compliment
>>76821258Correct response would be to continue light banter while escalating to a closing statement (not question) i.e. let's go back to my place.
>>76821047>thinking impressing a black negro deserves to be bragged aboutYoure ngmi bucko
>>76820984I think thats the joke of this "mire" thread.
>>76820698>But m’am, I am your late husband>scene turns black and white and camera slowly zooms out to a 1950s suburban lawn
>>76820773Jk is 60 now, gilf territory
>>76820698Hot
