How do I look like this? I have a warriors gene(germania) and I want to look like someone who gets called by his King to fight the one on one duels.>inb4 roidsTheres no roids back in antiquity
Nigga, try workig out. Smh..
>>77280155Start fighting until you are (literally) him.
>baldie
>>77280155do you think that actor was filmed in 'antiquity'?
>>77280155>Nathan Jones>Australian not German>6'11>won strongman competition at age of 26>has a boy named Justice >former professional wrestlerIf you're asking on a Chinese anime image board how to look like him, you're too late.
>>77280176>broccoli haired zoomer
>>77280176You're anime waifus get fucked by faceless bald bulls.
>>77280155you need to answer one question before anyone can try to help you:how tall are you
>>77280259Im 6'3
>>77280155>"how do I look like a guy who had the literal WORST build for any kind of armed combat?"That guy is the perfect slave build. But then again you sound like one.>"I want to look like someone who gets called by his King to fight the one on one duels."You even capitalised "king" because you're such a subservient faggot.Webmrel is what an actual warrior looks like.
>>77280281He got mogged by paris the twink lmao lol
>>77280283>mogged by thisKek, are you sure? A 50 year old junkie in a pirate costume mogged him in another movie and you think he mogged Pittchilles?
>>77280291Woman here, I would prefer paris over pitt. Pitt looks like a retard and is a woman abuser
>>77280323Not even gonna attempt to use a female dialect, huh?Why are there troons in /fit/?Go back to /b/ and goon over AI furry diaper porn
>>77280381Found the incel guys
>>77280205I just remember watching this dude get his arm broken at a WSM arm wrestling competition in the mid 90s.
>>77280412What a pussy
>>77280397What do you hope to achieve talking like a reddit troon on the worlds most reviled mongolian basket weaving forum?You don't get updoots from your fellow castrated beta males here
>>77280155>I have a warriors gene(germania)t. Noah McPaddy, 9% black sea german
>>77280155>I have a warriors gene(germania)
>>77280205OP's guy lost to a dyel
>>77280281Kings are the based and redpilled form of government. In an early medieval monarchy all you need to do is be a strong warrior and the king will invite you into his house to live with him, sit at his table, drink his mead, and marry his daughter.In a democracy you are a faceless cog in a machine and your kleptocrat oligarchs kidnap your daughter to rape and murder.
>>77280397Based. Bodied that subhuman freak
>>77280155There was also no 8KUHD cameras back in antiquity either yet here we are observing this fine specimen of peak performance.
>>77281213>and marry his daughter.Wrong.His daughter would be married off to a prince in a nearby kingdom to earn favor with them.Classism was very real in medieval europe and you'd be viewed effectively as a useful nigger.
>>77280854Probably Appalachia trash.
>>77281213>you have to choose a (((king))) or a (((democratic leader))) goy, don't even consider forming a true democracy of high value men.Democracy is only a bad thing when weak and/or brainlet males and women are allowed to participate.If only men who can pass regular tests of physical and mental prowess are allowed to participate then we'd be in a world beyond any of us could ever dream of right now.Instead, both systems are just hereditary old money faggots in their 60s pandering to women and (((financiers)))And sorry bro but you've proven yourself a brainlet. Gonna guess you're a weak faggot too.
>>77281333>His daughter would be married off to a prince in a nearby kingdom to earn favor with them.>Classism was very real in medieval europe and you'd be viewed effectively as a useful nigger.Nah, Early medieval Europe was very clan based and there is a good chance your local lord is your grandpa or great uncle.
>>77281344>don't even consider forming a true democracy of high value menThat is what people tried to do and it failed horribly every time and degraded into capitalist oligarchy regardless of whatever constitution was drafted. Democracy is a shit system which acts as a vector for corruption to enter government.
>>77280155Is that Stone Cold Steve Austin?
>>77281344Machiavelli said the problem with limited democracies is that the franchise will always expand. There is always that incentive there to bring in more votes. Also NTA but including low quality insults in your post for no reason is lame
>>77281619Isnt machiavelli the proto incel?
>>77281653Are you thinking of Nietzsche? Machiavelli apparently had seven children.
>>77281660You can have children and still have an incel mindset
>>77281676You are wasting the best years of your life posting dumb shit on the internet
I think more women would like Brad from 12 monkeys than Troy.Troy Brad is just too low energy.
>>77281683>Best years>When gas prices are in all time high>My countrymen are killing innocent protestersNah
>>77281687And? You think those things are going to get better?I mean 'best years' as in your youth, your physical prime, not whatever dumb irrelevant media shit happens to be going on. You are young and probably spend all your time in front of a screen writing and looking at pointless crap.
>>77281687Based peace within our time maxer
>>77281691What a horrible thing to say. If you have no empathy for other people then youre a subhuman.
>>77281415>medieval europe is based because if you were cool enough you could marry the king's daughter (she's related to you) and have ugly inbred childrenEven if this were true (it's not), no thanks.
>>77281721Whats your excuse for being ugly if youre not an inbred
>>77280281>dies to Twinkshot pass on that.Better a day as a BVLL than being remembered as synonymous with a critical and exploitable weakness
>>77280155>Theres no roids back in antiquityspoiler alert nobody looked like this in antiquity. the image you posted, is in fact, from a movie, which are pieces of media that are fictional.
>>77281878>nobody looked like this in antiquityPeople back then have a lot of time doing manual labor and exercise so its not a stretch that some people look like that
>>77281900its okay you could have just said "i dont work out and have never been in the gym"
>>77281699Sorry for accurately describing your life? I'm trying to help you break the cycle
>>77281904>dude everyone who is bigger than me is on roids!!!
>>77281880Sigi had sexLike with a girl. A few years ago.
>>77280155there wasn't enough food in 800bs for one man to look like that
>>77282161Its BCE
>>77282157Unlike you
>>77282172>BCEcreated by butthurt kikes because they know they killed their messiah, still uses Christ as it's anchoring point
>>77282861Youre an incel right wingoid arent you
>>77282161There was plenty of food and it was better, higher quality. No chemicals and microplastics and industrial waste in everything. Niggas be eating lambs and pomegranates and olives and milk and cheese and shit.
>>77282950Oh really? That's what they "be eating"? Fascinating
>>77282172Yeah. Before Christ Era.
>>77282976yea nigga it do
>>77282861I love when they say "BCE" and "CE". It's a great reminder that we are in the Christian Era. What are they going to do, reset it? LOL
>>77283383Its the correct terminology though
>>77282861>butthurt kikes
>>77284102Yeah. You think it's not? >NTA
>>77284105CE and BCE was literally invented by fucking anglos and catholics. i think it was even used by german astronomers and shit in the early 1700s.
>>77284117Don't bother it's too late he's already started to victimize himself over an religion he probably only started taking seriously 2 years ago.
>>77280155>How do I look like this?I don't think you do. Why the fuck do you even ask?
>>77280155>no roids back in antiquityyeah and most people were not that thick in antiquity newfag.
>>77284146Not as new or as retarded as this guy >>77284121
