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Holy fucking based https://www.enhanced.com/games
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>>77281253
Didnt the guy in that photo already run a round against some regular olympics tier roidtranny and lost despite being on a more meticulous and by design better protocol
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>>77281253
I remember hearing about this a couple years ago. Wonder if it'll actually live up to the hype
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>>77281253
where can I bet on the win of the athletes bathing in chinese chemical bathtub?
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>>77281253
Would be hilarious if the Feds showed up to remind them it's not the state that makes these kind of decisions just like they did with a lot of dispensaries for weed back when people cared.
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>no fighting?
why? Literally the sport that most benefits of roiding
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>>77281253
>Inb4 no wr are set because the pros are already juiced more precisely than these guys.
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>>77281276
Not necessarily, unlike sprinting or weightlifting there's no ped or drug yet that gives a very clear advantage versus the usual test cycle or endurance peds
Everyone already roids to their gills and i can only imagine how bad it got with usada not being in the picture anymore for the ufc for example. I dont keep up as much as i used to years ago but i havent heard of a major drug scandal in a while meaning they just pulled the plug and dont care anymore
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>>77281271
Except a lot of it is legal through med spas these days. I can get test, hgh and a ton of PEDs legally right down the road. It's just cheaper to get them shipped in from Belarus.
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>>77281341
>It's just cheaper to get them shipped in from Belarus.
That upgrades it to a felony actually.
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So, regular olympics basically? With just upped dosages?
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>>77281288
>Not necessarily, unlike sprinting or weightlifting there's no ped or drug yet that gives a very clear advantage versus the usual test cycle or endurance peds
Pretty sure mineralmaxxing qualifies as combat sport "PEDs" and Jake Paul's jaw is an example of what happens if you don't lmao.
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>>77281481
I think theyre gonna perform worse kek. Olympics do the best latest tech gear.
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>>77281503
Your chin is muscle dependent (neck and traps to absorb the shock) but most importantly mental
There is basically nothing you can do to grow bones past puberty unless you have a genetic disorder
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>>77281508
>There is basically nothing you can do to grow bones past puberty unless you have a genetic disorder
Bone mineral density is highly influenced by diet though. Calcium and vitamins D/K get meme'd a lot, but stuff like boron and manganese do more at above essential levels.
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>>77281517
Post body faggot
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>>77281253
>allowed to use gear to compete
>no visible improvement compared to the "totally not on gear" regular athletes
>surprised pikachu face
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>>77281506
Thats exactly whats gonna happen.
The Olympics are where countries send their most elite specimens with cutting edge training and drugs, with all the funding they could ask for. The best of the best are already out there competing in broad daylight and would never risk their sponsorship by openly attending the Enhanced Games
We'll see some freaks at the EG for sure, but theyre not performing better than Olympians. If they were, they would be at the Olympics
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>>77281253
Is Mitchell going to win another contest? Or is technique going to win this?
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>>77281261
doubt it. the best in any sport compete in regulated federations anyways, it's not like there's some roiding hobbyist that's been wanting to compete for decades but never had the chance.
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>>77281543
Pretty much. Taking PEDs while not being a professional athlete is very rare, it only seems normal because of bodybuilding on social media but no regular person is doping just so they can dominate their ymca pick-up game.
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>>77281253
>inb4 someones dies on stage
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>>77281508
>There is basically nothing you can do to grow bones past puberty unless you have a genetic disorder
You realize we've had jaw surgeries for a while now right? The ones where we make the jaw's bone grow back along an inserted piece of steel... ?
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>>77281610
It's like a nascar crash. It just makes the whole event more entertaining.
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>>77281590
that chilean faggot is deffinitely venezuelan
t. chilean, that is 100% a venezuelan name you would never find someone with that name in this country 15 years ago
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>>77281622
Get a jaw surgery and take a punch in the face afterwards let's see.
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Olympic athletes are already doped to the gills on the latest iteration of the most advanced PEDs. Nobody here is going to outcompete olympians otherwise they themselves would be in the olympics.
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>>77281590
I wish clarence still had some heart and balls wed see him here 100%
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>>77281670
They have to be sneaky about it though and if they aren't they get taken out of the competition. These guys are going to break some records for sure. I'd prefer to see honest drug abusers compete than liars pretending. It sets a bad example for the kids though. Maybe when their hearts explode midcompetition kids will wise up a bit.
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>>77281596
There are always roiding scandals in regulated sports anyway. Even the best of the best usually get caught roiding like Barry Bonds or Lance Armstrong. It's not like everyone in sports is clean.
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>>77281717
>It's not like anyone in sports is clean
FTFY
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>>77281670
the majority of people competing were in the olympics, and they have a good dozen medals between them
>>77281713
you don't even have to be sneaky if you come from a country like china or russia that widely state-sponsors doping and pays sample collectors/testers to falsify results or look the other way
>>77281672
unless by "heart and balls" you mean "test and dbol", clarence has been off gear for a hot minute. i doubt he'd compete in this either way though
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>>77281738
Heart and balls meaning the drive to blast and run a unholy program of squats and OHP every single day like he used to
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How much more would a top weightlifter from a protected country with bribes and connections like China or NK lift?
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>>77281253
saw craig from the podcast sidescrollers was going to be there with this friends from rumble to watch.
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>>77281670
>Olympic athletes are already doped to the gills on the latest iteration of the most advanced PEDs.
They wouldn't have such an insane injury rate if they were really all on all the deranged China shit.
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>>77281926
You're actually growing more mentally ill from all the boner pills you take. Dunking on zyzz or clav makes sense but no way are you going to pretend that you know better than Olympic teams. You're a fucking nobody or else you wouldnt try to make a name for yourself here out of all places
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>>77281930
I mean literally just name a single olypmic athlete on a stack of 50+ molecules. I'm genuinely curious.
>protip: I don't do any Rx boner pills, but am on some supplements that people variously claim are or aren't boner pills.
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>>77281253
is this guy the only competitor why the fuck is he the only one they ever show
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>>77281940
Post body then with your amazing world record tier performances im pretty certain that shouldnt be hard considering you take 50+ haribo gummies a day or whatever
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>>77281943
Safe to say I frame-mog all the ow-limping marathon finishers but get frame-mogged by all the medalist powerlifters.

Nice dodge though, this is about recovery-aiding molecule skill issues; you haven't seen all the motivation pron segments on NBC about athletes coming back from their seventh knee/wrist reconstruction right before their second games?

I've seen a limited number of "olympic-level" stacks and been kinda unimpressed by my local GNC mogging them.
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>>77281947
I said post body i dont give a shit about your schizo ramblings
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>>77281948
I said point out ONE ow-limping athlete doing at least 50 of those Haribo Yiddish Fairy Fart Bhasma Decoction gummies, and all (you) keep asking for is S-tier fap material.
>free protip: at least keep up your collagen and boron intakes also to generally reduce likely future orthopedic surgery needs
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>>77281590
Is this olympic lifting or powerlifting?
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>>77281276
Just watch LFA or PFL if you want roid fighting. UFC fighters also use, but they're more careful so it's less obvious.
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>>77283177
All the others are oly. I doubt mitchell hooper will surpass even the women considering how stiff he is
He's not surpassing lasha for sure
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new routine just dropped
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>>77281253
Wow, another gay ass sporting event full of roidtrannies. Its almost like there is some (((state of))) that makes all the gay ass drugs for these faggots.
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>>77283249
Damn he's literally roided to the gills
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>>77281253
Always Las Vegas.
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>>77281253
BUY AN AD
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>>77281259
Yes. This is why I think this wouldn't get too much traction other than people realizing the sheer amount of corruption involved in olympics. I.e. some athletes never getting tested while others get 10 out of comp tests a year
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>>77283177
Thor and Hooper are there to deadlift. Why they're listed as weightlifters and among the rest I don't know.
The rest are all second or third rate olympic weightlifters, cept Mendez who is actually likely to get paid for a quasi world record.

>>77281654
Cuban apparently
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>>77283177
>>77283237
I was wrong it looks like
https://www.menshealth.com/fitness/a71386639/enhanced-games-deadlift-how-to-watch/
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>>77281672
Honestly ridiculous how little clarence0 gained from roids compared to before roids. Below average response to test for sure.
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>>77281506
Good point. Now I am interested in seeing this play out...
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>>77281926
Roids increase injury rate / risk tremendously not decrease.
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>>77283473
Not by design, they enhance recovery and growth of certain tissues but not the others. Which means you can "overwork" yourself for a long while, feel completely fine and then one day just snap your shit. One good example is biceps tendons. Snapping them on roids is a gamble during every workout, as a natural your tendons will always keep up and/or hold you back. Androgens grow cns response and muscles more aggressively than tendon growth can keep up.
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>Stays natty
>Reduces training load from 70km per week to less than 2km per week
>Wins Olympic gold
>Breaks one of the last WRs still standing from the supersuit era
Having followed both of these guys intently since 2011, this is the perfect outcome.
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>>77281590
Genuinely such a pathetic lineup besides maybe Arley Mendez. It's baffling that they bring on these hacks while denying guys like Gabriel Sincraian or Anton Pliesnoi.
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>>77283522
>stays natty
lmao, none of them are natty anon
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>>77283438
they did dum dum
this is the ad
your reply was also an ad
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>>77281926
>They wouldn't have such an insane injury rate if they were really all on all the deranged China shit.
>>77283473
>Roids increase injury rate / risk tremendously not decrease.
Uh...
>implying all the most deranged China PEDs are steroids
Steroids are pretty much the most basic bitch limited-ass class of PEDs out there, representing a tiny fraction of total PEDs; more literal deranged China injury-prevention PEDs would include shit like Huang Qi/milkvetch.
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>>77283705
Oh, silly me, I must have missed something then. When did he fail a drug test?
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>>77283766
Post body
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>>77281590
>no Russians
well this is a bit disappointing.
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>>77284446
There isn't even a single European or Asian. The whole event is just going to be one major embarrassment.



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