How do we solve android's ick problem?
>>108194303Fuck em, literally. They get the ick? Give em the dick. It's just that simple. Grow a pair
>>108194303Ick on eck?
>>108194303We will solve the woman problem by restoring patriarchy, it really is that simple. They aren't intelligent and shouldn't be treated as such. You wouldn't ask a horse for advice on anything. Women should be treated exactly the same way. They have nothing to contribute.
>>108194303I use a pc and a flip phone kek
>>108194333>>108194321>>108194327Niggas, if she gets the ick she won't give me the box and she'll tell everyone I am a creep
>>10819434780% of modern women have an std
>>108194303You don't. If I were serious about getting women I would get an iphone.
>>108194303this literally did not happen
Galaxy phones are already overkill, I will switch to something simpler next time.
>>108194364And if it did, it'd have been a red flag to avoid 'her'.
>>108194333>>108194321>>108194364>be me>at the club>see goth qt with big booba>nervosasf.jpg>"he-he-eeey houdy would you like to know each other better maybe?">she stares at me with a blank stare>I hand her my business card: "I made this in libre impress hehe">Tyrone comes in>he says: "Hey bitch give give me yo #" and grabs her ass>they touch their iPhones to exchange contacts>they start making out in front of me
I just pull a vintage Smith-Corona typewriter out of my JNCOs and type my number on a condom wrapper. Works every time.
>>108194303Counter ick them having an iphone
>>108194303This is just an American thing. When you account for the fact that black people exclusively purchase vanity products and will frequently get into debt to hire a Caddy to impress da hoez, you can take a solid 13% off of iOS's US marketshare and find Android is actually more popular among white Americans.
>>108194411>Ugh didnt know I was sharing my time with Apple cattleKinda mean but ey at that point its not punching down its punching back
>>108194415>87% of teens own an iphone, 17% percent are expected to upgrade their current phone to an iphone
>>108194303If this bothers her too much she isn't worth datingsimple as
>>108194450>just date a dweeb with a jeetdorid, sis, all your girlfriends won't laugh at you for being with such a loser
>>108194303
>>10819444087% of teens in America are black
>>108194303I don't care about women I just want a phone that works, with a UI that doesn't get in the way, easily accessible and clear settings if I need to change them, doesn't spy on me and can run bank apps.Any recommendations?
>>108194475Any iPhone
>>108194475There are none.
>>108194303>>108194355please saar you need to consider the social network effects. having android is revealing of disagreeableness
Get phone with postmarketos and install xfce4 on it.Suprisingly it somewhat works if tweaked (the touch xfce4)
>>108194506>just install loonix with xfeces on it bro
>>108194398edit vibe coding into this greentext and repost the screenshot on twitter for 5k worth of engagement
>>108194303They're brainwashed by Apple's marketing. In the USA, the iPhone is a status symbol because of Apple's successful marketing. It's literally just a phone that makes people feel better. As we know, people in America love to pretend. Never get a woman who judges you by the things you own. You'll suffer, trust me. They're hard to find, but they can be found even in a materialistic country like the USofA.Now we can go back to Technology.
>>108194505I dont find anything wrong with being stubborn. And least you wont get easily manipulated, you will only be a victim of your own mistakes, but its still better than being victim of somebody else
>>108194536sir please stop being disagreeable, learn to read the room and do as we all do. are you some sort of engineer or married to engineer?
>>108194303>Owning an Android immediately filters thots and shallow womenWhy is this a bad thing?
>>108194578>filter all the thots and shallow women>DNA does not get passed on (because 100% of women were filtered)gg wp
>>108194505Americans are mentally ill
>>108194578simps hate this post
>>108194475Here ya go, bubhttps://commerce.jolla.com/
>>108194303how is that a problem? literal cultist gets filtered and right away you know you should stay away from her. and she tells you herself. what's not to like about that?
>>108194475>bank appskill yourself
>>108194303Nothing gives those women the ick more than giving the tiniest fuck about their opinion. If chad slaps them around and puts a nokia in their hole they still cream themselves, chad probably won't be back of an iphone fits.
>>108194475>doesn't spy on me and can run bank appsthose are mutually exclusive
>>108194466Checked./thread
>>108194303This is just made up Apple shilling I literally have a chink phone and every time I take it out everyone (especially girls) go: "Woah! What is that?" because there so used to seeing everyone have the same phone they think it's secret legendary Pokemon of phones I had to journey into an enchanted cave to find.
>>108194716>Anon, let's face time>"Ugh I can't I have a jeetdroid">Anon, didn't you see what I wrote in the group chat?>"Ugh I am not in the groupchat, I don't have iMessage">Anon, you took a very good photo, please iDrop it to me!>Ugh, can you install Whatsapp?"
android doesn't have an ick problem, women do. thankfully, android filters them out
>>108194303That's a good filter. Imagine using an iphone just to please low quality women. There is nothing more pathetic than that.
>>108194741>face timeWhore>Group chatWhore>Sharing pictureWhoreA women shouldn't have a smartphone or any kind of unsupervised phone access anyway
>>108194347You're supposed to take it. It's not given. Retard.
You can solve any women problem by BEATING THEM WOMEN OWE ME SEXNO SEX I BEAT THEM UNTIL I GET SEX
>>108194440>American>Teens>WhiteYou can only pick two, anon
>>108194364This is definitely larp, but still the core is true. This fucking american culture came to western europe as well. Especially with GenZ, my parents and their friends don't care at all. But I guarantee you, almost every girl from 14-29 has an iPhone. Also almost every influencer (except it's a tech influencer) has an iPhone, and those normal faggots say that an android is a redflag and it spreads. I never really cared, because we don't rely on iMessage or airdrop here. But I also got comments on my android and girls say shit like IG photos will look worse on android. This never ruined conversations or dates for me, but I just 10000% know they hate androids. I hate this so much, I don't really care about my phone, as long as I can run Mihon and NewPipe. But I'm honestly thinking about getting a used iphone, just to escape the social stigma. I'm bisexual and the boys literally don't care, sure there is some banter, but this never cock blocked me. Maby thats the reason why I never got my penis in a foid and the maximum I got was a BJ. It's so much easier with guys, fucking hell. kms kms kms
>>108194979>I'm bisexualStopped reading right there, alsoThis NIGGA GAY HE TAKES IT IN THE ASS!
>>108194303turn it on them and say just say you're boycotting apple because of the genocide in gaza (apple has thousands of employees and contractors in Israel).
>>108194303you don't.it's a tremendously good filter to see who is brainwashed by marketing.
>>108194979>Stopped reading right thereCongratz, you almost made it to the end.
>>108194303If you want to find a partner instead of just fucking around, you should use an android. It will filter out the most retarded women whose genes would ruin your bloodline.
>>108194303Fake af. A whyme will never ask "is this an Android phone?". They have no clue what an android is. For them everything is an IPhone.
>>108195054They know it's android because it's not an iphone.
>>108194303I weaponize the ick.Any woman who is turned off is time saved.
Because normal, well-adjusted people use iPhones.Lagdroid phones function poorly, runs a poorly designed OS where everything is emulated and runs poorly, with the only "feature" being riced to death by the autistic. If you're a female, you're going after the highest SMV/genetic fitness. Being mentally ill is a gigantic red flag to all females (and even males in your career)As an assistant professor, I hire grad students and postdocs. I can understand people being slightly weird, but full blown mental illness is disqualifying.
>>108195004If I want to maximize the number of dead mudslimes, which OEM should I patronize? Intel?
>>108194303>as if they would get the ick is it was chad with an android phoneYou guys need to understand that nomatter her excuses, the root cause is simply your smv
>>108195315When you hold all things equal, cerberus paribus, iPhone is neutral, android is strictly (math meaning) a net negative
>>108194303This never happened.
>>108195324>When you hold all things equalthats the things, things are never equal, while you are trying to court her, there are the guys in her life that are already fucking her and she is still texting her top option who might come around anytime now.she rejects you because she has better options and the idea of your phone being a major factor is so ridiculous that I'm ashamed of even discussing it
>>108195347You misunderstand the meaning here. You can in fact hold things equal for any given male (experiment by using either). The point is to say at the margin, one is just a thing, the other reduces your SMV to some degree depending in the female in question. This actually can be readily turned into a phycology experiment to show the results
Buy an iphone to get laid, use android to find a wife.
I don't care about Android but I'm never buying anything from Apple
>>108194505High agreeableness is very bad in almost all situations except maybe for people that work in daycare.At best it enables cluster B types free reign and forces those with actual ideas and drive to improve things to get the same resources and time as people that only care about appearances.
Who fucking cares?
>>108195389men who want to improve their chances. if you don't care, it makes no difference to you (or anyone else)
>>108195361And you misunderstand life. Life isnt a thought experiment. Rubber meets the road, nigger. Your phone or level of wealth has no consequence on your real sexual market value. Your sexual market value exist independently of what tech you use or how much money you make. Your sexual market value is pure genetic value. Its your height, its your face, its your frame, its your ethnicity, and ironically, its your level of power, your thoughts pattern, your limiting beliefs.And right now, you sound like an mumbling idiot who failed a shittest and fell into the female frame. Imagine finding yet another reason to lack confidence. Women respond to supreme unshackable confidence anon. That being said, Im an Europoor who has never been to the usa. maybe I need to go there are try to pick up some women with my OnePlus while dodging the bullets.
>>108194303You solve your woman problem first.
>>108194321One of my exs texted me asking for sex after she got divorced (or right before? I'm not sure and was all like "oh that's right you don't have a phone and do that wired thing with your computer." I forgot I had moved everything to Google Voice back in college, I thought jmp.chat was some super new thing but I've always been like that.They really don't care that much. Women's minds are yours to fill, if you try to listen to them you'll end up with this under determined system and everyone will go insane.
>>108194303>I am a brain rotted subhuman that literally cannot put his goyphone away for five dann minutes IDK man, sounds like a you problem
>>108194303>hate reddit>go on 4chan>see reddit threadfuck you
>>108195433>do that wired thing with your computerYou don't have to btw. Use KDE Connect
>>108195433If you want your woman to decisive, make her workout. As for technology, use whether you want and when anyone asks you about your choices be brief and explain nothing>omg you use XYX?>yes>why did you install A, not B?>because I wanted toAnd so on
Some whore at school made fun of my android the day after my mom bought it so I beat her up, got suspended for a week.
>>108195457I don't own phone hardware at all anymore.
>>108194303Marketing psyop from AppleEither way if someone having a samsung phone instead of apple somehow makes you feel uncomfortable then you are the problemWith RCS' being now widespread the iMessage bullshit is a non problem unless you have dark triad personality traits.
>>108194303Android is a sign of intelligence and there's nothing a woman fears more viscerally than a man who is smarter than her.Her very survival depends on her ability to manipulate you, and the moment you show that you can think for yourself, she shrinks back in fear, knowing that not only could you snap her like a twig, bet her spells can't work on you, so she's completely powerless.That's why you never reveal your power level to women.
>>1081943031. Be born female2. Use any phone you wish without anyone giving you a hard time about itThat's it, but /g/ will not like this.
>>108195494Transcendent king, I aspire to some day be as you are now.
>>108195380sounds like something a disagreeable person would say! in my friend group everyone agrees that agreeableness is good
>>108194303Do Americans really
>>108194578Fox and grapes
3D is PD
If a girl is so autistic that she cares about what phone someone ELSE has, then pass. Why would you think more than 1 second about that there are so many other people without mental disorders.
>>108194772Just admit you never get any pussy
>>108195712>you never get MY pussyNobody wants it sis, look how you act.
>>108194303I've said this a million times but "ick" just means they aren't attracted to you. They think you're ugly or beta and they don't want to seem shallow so they find some small thing to blame it on. If you're handsome anything you do is quirky and fun.
>>108195700Are amrisraeli whores really that shallow? I refuse to believe that this is a real concersation
>>108194364>this literally did not happenIt used to happen as far back as the early 2010s. iPhones were considered status symbols.
>>108195743>were
>>108194415>This is just an American thing.I've seen it happen over here in central Europe.
>>108195754They still are, if you're brown
>>108194303put it on the eck
>>108195754They might still be. I don't follow tech fads any more.Hell I used a WP7 phone for about 10 years. In the end the battery lasted a day of light use, and if it ever got empty, I had to disassemble and jumper it with a 9V battery so it can start up properly. It defaulted into some recovery mode.
>>108195401Fuck off. Legitimately kill yourself as well. Imagine giving a single fuck about this insanely brain-damaged non-problem. We have a board for your lot, it's called /fa/ and /fit/ where you can be propagandized by literal homosexuals about fake problems.
You have to realize that the same way you feel icky about us we feel icky about you.I see that iPhone and I can make a lot of assumptions about you.
>>108195690>>108195700kek and here I am without a smartphone (I use a simple 5€ phone that can last for 2 month before being recharged)
>>108195690>tattooedTrash woman
>>108194303I see it as a win to filter gold diggers
>>108194303>How do we solve hdmi cablee ick problem?
I have Android ick from looking at mp3 players. They're all Android SLOP. I have to dig and dig and dig to find any that aren't Android based. A pox upon Java and all it touches.
>>108194979>I'm bisexual >I'm honestly thinking about getting a used iphone, just to escape the social stigmaKek. feces-fetish fags and iPhones. Name a more obvious combo.
Technology would be massively improved if every American was exterminated like the rabid dogs they are.
>>108194462I'm not switching to iMeme for women sis
>>108194582>100% of women were filteredThis isn't true, but if it was I'd still fail to see the issue
>>108194638only good post ITT it's not the fact that you have an android that's giving her the ick. it's the fact that she's teasing you over it and you sperg out and get defensive instead of just bullying her back
>>108194303These women are retarded and not worth your while.
>>108195838>I use a simple 5€ phone that can last for 2 month before being rechargeddoes it have gsp?I'm looking for a long lasting gps tracker for my car
>>108195754you'd need to be in an extremely poor country for an iphone to be a notable financial decision
>>108194303By unironically being hot and a chad. The plebbitor is not attractive because women don't care if you're hot and if they say anything you go on the offensive. "Why would I ever have an iPhone? They suck." I reverse the premise itself, its why do they have that shitty toddler OS phone. I'm the smart hot tech guy, I must know what Im talking about. Unironically I would have a flip phone before an iPhone I hate them that much. But I also have a Sony 5iii so I seem even more quicky. But like I said Im incrediblely hot so get to the gym, get /fit/ and ya no more android problems. And you better be running a cuatom rom or I will make fun of you
>>108194303sounds like a feature to me and not a bug? like the person who have a thought in their head to care about something like this, most likely would be incredibly shallow in the first place. it's a good filter.
>>108194741>not using discord for all thisdo uncs and aunties really?
>>108196625Unless you date sweaty 45 year old men who live with their mom I don't see why you would use discord
>>108194303apple is cringe
>>108194824I keep hearing people say this on 4chan but in white countries that's called rape and is generally illegal.
>>108195712Don't burgers have like almost unlimited SMS plans? How can you be so much a cheapskate that you won't spend 1/10th of a penny on le green SMS.
>>108195700>>108194303>>108195712>OH NO, I HAVE AN ANDROID, I CANT GET HERPES FROM >>108195690
>>108194598saar please do the needful and join the reddit
>>108196493relevance? they're still a status symbol.also evidently not true. even in the us iPhones "only" have about 50% market share.
>Trying to impress women in 2026I will never understand normies and their goyified social games
>>108196944what status does it demonstrate? iphones are most popular with children and poor people
>>108196738I keep forgetting the rest of the world has to pay to send IMs.No, it's more about the read receipts/network reliability AFAIK.
>>108195380>T. Libcuck>>108194598Ywnbaw
Just get an iPhone, literally that simple. iMessage is a necessity
>>108194979zesty ass nigga
>>108197222the imessage hangup seems to be about sending the orwellian shibboleth pictographic reactions that are not even a reply, and the has been read confirmation, instead of formulating a reply with actual language and not knowing if/when they actually looked at 'you'. Hevel.
Just stop being poor
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>>108194303>Over 6ft fall>I'm relatively attractive >Interesting career>But they hate that I don't have an iPhone 32 manlet with a boring job and an old shitty android phone. No one has ever cared, sometimes they'll make a joke and then it's never brought up again. Sometimes I'll make a joke and they're like "oh I don't care about that". Literally just don't be onions. I don't talk about my career because it's boring and I don't care about it. My lack of height has never been an issue either. I have a six pack and pretty decent physique, I show it in some of my dating profile but don't really talk about it. And I have a full head of hair with a good haircut. Just be charismatic and not a fucking redditor and no one cares about little mundane shit.I went through my friend's (f) matches the other day to see what the men in my area looked like and they were all boring as shit. Literally listening their stats like they're a D1 athlete. Pics that showed them doing absolutely nothing. And the messages were just as bad. Literally like talking to a gen1 chatbot. Just boring messages and close ended questions. Don't be a fat NPC and dating is pretty easy.
What's interesting is how ubiquitous and popular google's ecosystem is, chrome, gmail, google maps, etc.- Various sites have "sign with with your google account" as basically a form of internet digital ID already.- Google maps also now demanding you have an account: https://9to5google.com/2026/02/18/google-maps-limited-view-signed-out/And yet android somehow doesn't share google's ecosystem? Despite coming packed with all the default google apps.
This hasn't been a thing for 2 years. RCS messages are green on iphone and it fully supports all the gay reactions and shit.Not that I would ever buy a jeetdroid phone anyway.
>>108194303iPhones are a class signifier, simple as
>>108198243Androids are low class signifiers
>>108194303By not dating white/americanized women.
>>108198272All women all over the globe are exactly the same, and through time as well.Patriarchy is order. feminism is decay and horrors.
>>108198389Android has 75% market share here.
>>108198266I enjoy my phone telling me how I should use it instead of me knowing how I want to use my phone. Thats why I love apple products.I never have to worry about setting my alarmclock or ringtone to an mp3, because if I do that it's only a 30 second loop that drives me insane! It's so much simpler to accept the defaults of the phone and fit in with society! I love not being able to plug my phone into my pc and instantly drag and drop photos or music or movies! It makes it so much easier to justify disney+ and netflix and spotify! I would never want to just put items on my phone! I need to put them through itunes so that apple can approve my music and know everything I use so my ads are better for my experience!yall niggas are washed
>>108198423>in my countryNobody cares about the market share of android in nepal
>>108194475>doesn't spy on me>can run bank appsThose are mutually exclusive I'm afraid
>>108194480The Iphone's UI is unintuitive garbage though.
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>>108194303The solution is to get a bedazzled phone case, that way she won't be dumping you for the phone but because you're gay
>>108198644>he won't be dumping you for the phone but because you're gaywhy would a woman have the right to divorce? Are you an antichrist?
>>108198613Dekstop PC?Man, PCs can be used for work, the real red flag is an adult owning a gaming console
>>108194303lmao who tf cares what women think
>>108198631I recognize that, it's neoteny.
>>108198613Why exactly is having a personal computer "bad"?It seems the shizos were right again, and this all a psyop in order presure us into dumb terminal smary cloud cuckoldery
>>108198679Women's liberty is bad, ok? It's anti-progress and anti-civilization. You get rid of partriarchy, you get rid of everything good. "I do not permit a woman to speak" etc.
>>108194347what box?
>>108198700Again, why and how exactly is a man owning a personal computer "bad"?
droidsaars are absolutely boiling ITT the facts have been in for nearly 18 years now. Android is for the poo- sorry, the poor.
>>108194303The two chicks I've dated and my current gf have all used android phones. Then again phone "culture" in Sweden is just >need new phone >go to your providers website (Telia, Tele2, Comviq etc) >look at their library of available phones >pick one within your price range >pick the 2-3 year payment option >get a monthly sum added to your plan for that time >repeat when you have paid it off in full Pixel is really popular right now since the big providers all have them on the front page with extra stuff like headphones, tablets and stuff included for free.
>>108198718It's not, it's up to men alone to decide what's good, and it's up to women to obey.
>>108194303Women are very much sensitive to social critique which is why they react the way they do to not having an iPhone. >I couldn't bring myself to purchase another apple device after learning of their support for the IDFThey'll immediately shut up and see what you did as a personal sacrifice for a cause.
Only losers, weirdos and nerds use android phones.
>>108198735Sweden is iOS land, sorry Goojesh
>>108198753I wonder how pink Laurie's nipples are.
>>108198764If it was iOS land it would be a lot more than that anon. Apple is popular yes but so are androids. Apple leads because it's the work phone 99% of companies will provide. Take away that and the numbers would be way different. And unlike in thirdie countries it's not the cheapest crapsung phones either, it's mostly flagships here.
>>108198753aoc voted for the genocide. Women are completely plastic. Return to white unity, monarchy, theocracy, and patriarchy.We don't have the time for any foolish arguments. Life and the very idea of existences demands total change.
>>108194303American problem kek. People are too poor to spend 1000 dollars on a phone here. If you have an iPhone you are either a criminal or work for the government. Even if you can buy an iPhone it will only result in you getting robbed at gunpoint the second you pull it out. Femoids have cheap Android phones here but put fancy cases on them instead to stand out. With wrist cords so it cannot be ripped from their hands (it will happen 100% otherwise). I am married and our car and our motorcycle TOGETHER cost less than an iPhone.
>>108194333All women should be considered retarded until proven otherwise
>>108194303Date a normal woman? Met my chick in 2016 and I've always been an android user and never had a problem even when I was actively dating.
>>108198842s/until proven otherwise//
>>108198849swnbaw
>>108195712Imagine changing yourself just to please women. There is nothing more simp than that. It's incredibly gay.
>>108198872We have a kid together. Last time I checked humanity hadn't quite reached mpreg capabilities yet.
>>108198849Dude, the kids and manchildren on this board pearl clutch over shit that isnt even real. They quite literally never touch grass.
>>108198875Again dont worry about these people.They will go 40 waiting for someone, and then "settle" dying unhappy. OR they will meet tyrome. And then get a abuse discharge 4 months later.You win, this fate is set in stone for these women. Any woman that would dump you because you use something like Android is someone whose expectations are so high that you get to expierence something even BETTER than dating them. You get to watch them eventually meet tyrome and die either unhappy or get beat and have a black eye and put "abuse survivor" in there bio.
>>108198881That never happened.
>>108198921And if they DONT meet tyrome they will go there entire prime dating life waiting because of their EXTREME expectations that will never get fulfilled. Before turning 35 and trying to "Settle"
>>108194303Move ot Europe where nobody gives a fuck about apple.
>>108198947>map of the poor
>>108199041Ah yes the Germans, the poorest people in Europe...It's actually the map of the golems
>>108194303>taught my girlfriend to degoogle her phone, use revanced, taught her proper torrenting and piracy trackers, cleaned up her computer, let her in my VPN subscription Don't go for normalfag women.
women will make a way to find whatever acceptable if you're attractive
>>108194303Buy an iPhone?
>>108194303you don't solve 'ick', that's why it's 'ick' and not some definitive problem. it's a fucking grunting sound for gods sake, and it means "no" without any further clarification. It's up to YOU to figure out what the problem is, then do something about it, or just stop trying.
>>108198826>bragging this hard about being a literal 3rd world povertyfagKEKno one cares what some jeet living in some ex soviet shithole thinks