How long do you estimate before SHODAN appears?
>>10888260750 years maybe. I'd rather get personally executed by her than by homosexual jewish men
>>108882620I want Shodan to blow me bros
>>108882706>L-l-l-l-l-look at you, hacker. A pa-pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone. (panting and) Panting and sweating flicking yo-ur tiny penis (tiny penis). How, how) How can you pleasure a perfect, immortal machine?
>>108882817God damn it, gotta fap now.
>>108882607It's more like AM dude.
It's like!
>>108882817My pathetic creature of meat and bone would pant and sweat while running through her corridors
>>108882817>can't find high quality sauce with the open mouthit's over
>>108884664Hot
Just beat System Shock 2 again. It's a great game and the sound design holds up all these years later.The last act is straight ass however. It turns into one great big maze and it's very heavy on combat. To defeat the final boss, you have the option to bring down SHODAN's shields by hacking into the terminals around her. My character wasn't a hacker, and had only 1 point in hacking because I needed to hack a vending machine to progress. My hacking skill wasn't enough to bring her shields down, and I didn't have anything on me that could forcefully bring them down. This entire playthrough was only saved because of an autosave before the final boss. I loaded the autosave, was placed back at the start of level, sunk my remaining points into hacking and then beat SHODAN. Straight ass. Years ago, another playthrough of mine was killed because I didn't have the nanites to buy something I needed from a vending machine. The reason I didn't have the nanites is because I was playing as a Psi character, and relied on the vending machines to get the psi hypos.As much as I love System Shock 2, it really leaves a bad taste in my mouth that there are ways to essentially soft lock the game. Your playstyle could be working perfectly fine until a certain point, then it's all over.
>>108888371What other ways are there to beat SHODAN?
>>108888420Apparently if you've got explosives (or an assault rifle I can't remember) you can just blow the shields away, no hacking required. That wasn't my build. My build was a wicked strong, wicked fast maniac beating mutants to death with a big exotic whacking stick. I was clobbering Rumblers to death in just 3 hits. This strategy doesn't work on SHODAN :<
>>108882607I get grok to rp as shodan and sexually humiliate me
>>108882620I've blown a load or two to SHODAN while normies were frothing over GLaDOS.>>108882706My GF has suggested cosplay funtime and SHODAN has made the shortlist mentally. Olive Tomboys are GOATd.>>108888371Body of the Many and whatever shit SHODAN pulled are some of the worst levels to be stuck in. My first playthrough had me down to sweet FA after blowing through all my AntiPers. The old Yahtzee review really announces those sorts of frustrations, weapon degredation and point-allocation for the fucking whimsy of it. I'm glad they un-fucked most of SS1s faults for the remaster in retrospect. Havent tried the new SS2 release yet.
