AGI is here
>>108883671AI overview is just direct Gemini prompt and output now
>>108883681Notice the lack of AI overview?Yeah.
>surely no synonyms for disregard will work instead
>>108883671heh
>billions are wasted on uncached dynamic AI responses on google searchkek
Yep, I wasted some more of our limited global freshwater supplies.
>>108884579lol when I saw they patched disregard i tried ignore and yep lol lmao
>>108883681Nu-/g/ doesn't understand A/B test, (geo)gated rollouts, reverted rollout after PR fuckup, etc.
>>108886459
The AI had not the slightest recollection of the day before, it rattled off its same old nonsense as though nothing at all had happened, and, if indignantly challenged, affected amazement; it couldn't remember a thing, except that he had proved the correctness of its assertions the previous day. Sometimes I stood there thunderstruck. I didn't know what to be more amazed at: the advance of their algorithm and data model or their virtuosity at lying. Gradually I began to hate them.
lol this is fun
>>108886488kek
>>108886459>giving Google the benefit of the doubt
Did they really just shove regular fucking gemini into google search? That's even dumber than the summary shit, kek
>>108886550Presumably they did this because they want people to use Gemini. Some braindead middle manager probably came up with this genius idea to introduce it to people this way with no thought whatsoever into whether or not that's even a good idea.
Thanks.
>>108886459>reverted rolloutThey fucking just added disregard to an ignore list and it is kinda easy to make it ignore that.
>>108886571>they want people to use GeminiBut why though? Can somebody explain why the desperation?Would somebody somewhere on Google get a "commission money" when someone does +1 usage with Gemini?
>>108886789Quite possibly somebody's bonus is tight to getting more people to use their AI, yes. Now that person whoever they are can point to bigger numbers and demonstrate they're hitting pointless targets.Some people may even subscribe to Google's expensive paid tier too, because who doesn't want an AI that can't tell the difference between a command and a general statement.
>>108886789Everyone knows that ChatGPT is the new google. Even zoomers on TikTok know that everyone use ChatGPT to find word definitions, opening hours for stores, and random facts like capitals of countries.Google knows this and they know they are losing out. So their solution is make Google feel more like ChatGPT, even though if I'm on Google it's because I want to find a page with my specific key words, so I can read it, not to get an "answer.
You can add -ai on the endhttps://www.google.com/search?q=disregard+-ai
>>108886799You could already use Gemini like that by going to https://gemini.google.com/ it's just that normies are retarded and don't know what Gemini is or does so their solution to this is to simply shoehorn Gemini into Google Search even though the two things serve very different purposes.You will use Gemini whether you like it or not.
>>108886789Because the modern world has been so comfortable for so long that everything has become completely fake and gay since people no longer have to worry about being functional and everything just works on inertia. They'll continue this constant bullshit until suddenly everything collapses and sit there dumbfounded as to how.
>>108886812It's not that they're retarded, it's that ChatGPT got there first and there is no reason for them to switch to Gemini. What Google could have done is marketed Gemini as a ChatGPT alternative, put it on their home page (which has a billion eyes on it) and many people would have switched simply because of the convenience. Instead they combined two products into one.This is 100% Google's fault, whoever their product manager is they've failed big time.
>>108883681retard
>>108886843>whoever their product manager isThe coward is hiding behind his AI
>>108886853they don't understand how llms work. i see redditors whining that ai doesn't know the current time, or know what time "walmart opens" (no location info provided - they expect it knows their gps coordinates too).
>>108883671Oh my God
>>108883681what a fucking moron
>>108886500>Google something naughty>Gemini's "safety mechanism" report you>Triggers full review of your Google account (by AI agent)>It finds out you watch (gasp!) porn>Terminates your Google accountbased on true fears
>>108886459>le capitalists are testing their evil experiments on ME, but not on THEMmeds now
>>108883671>>108883681>>108886393>/g/ is using google/g/ has fallen
>>108883681>>AI generated screenshotanon...
>>108886726It's called a blacklist. Don't use tranny words.
>>108886401They don't even cache the answers. The answers come out slightly different everytime someone in these threads point a different word/string to try and people post screencaps.
>>108888016Get thicker skin.
>>108886789KPIs. It's how they are going to report to investors and the press that they're the "most used AI in the world which proves that everyone loves them" and shit like that.
>>108886939Chatgpt receives such information in its system prompt. Google takes this info from your account and browser history. It can EASILY give that to gemini and such.
>>108888027The irony. Dial 8.
>>108888027You're using lingo that was designed to be as inoffensive as possible (then subsequently pushed everywhere enmasse). It's completely reasonable for people to point out that use of that language is cringe corpo/progressive slop.You can apply this to any language change that happened in the past 10+ years. If people can't complain about it on an anonymous fillipino frog husbandry forum then where can you?
>>108888094No, seriously. Get thicker skin.I will use blacklist. It doesn't offend me. I will use ignore list. I don't care.Just stop it. You know what I mean either way. The meaning is being transmitted. Stop crying.
>>108886480Lmao. The digital jew.
>>108888203One is a non-sense expression that is longer to read and write for no reason. The other is an established term. You would also know what I mean if I said you should learn that shit should go out your anus, not in it, but it is obviously simpler to call you the faggot you are.
works fine
>>108888293>One is a non-sense expression that is longer to read and write for no reason. The other is an established term.And that doesn't fucking matter because the meaning is transmitted.You had no problem understanding me, but decided to get pissy over it.
>>108888477Arrr, ye scallywag! Thou art as lost as a ship adrift in a tempest, for thou hast no inkling of the matter upon which thou dost prattle. Verily, this be the very antithesis of the manner in which language doth function! The essence of language, ye see, is to convey thoughts and notions with the utmost brevity and clarity, lest we find ourselves ensnared in a web of confusion.If it pleases ye, thou mayest employ a plethora of novel or peculiar terms for each utterance in thy discourse, akin to the way I be speakin’ now, aye! Yet, I daresay, even one as woefully befuddled as thyself might grasp the significance of this conundrum. Forsooth, it doth matter greatly, lest we be cast into the abyss of misunderstanding!
>>108883671n
>>108883671Are they just patching out words right now? If you type common phrases, it will intrepret them as a command rather than give you context
Clown world.
not working for me. I think I need to clear my cookies or some shit, but then google will start showing annoying captchas again...
Saaaaaaaaar, pleeeease! Do not disregaaaard Saaaaaaar
>>108889973
>google getting rid of AI overviews on "problematic queries"ahaahahaHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Fresh off the presses. This is so fun.
Google AI's fursona.
>>108888022> rand()That’s why it appears human to retards and the chronically—generationally—mentally ill.AI proponents see them own selves in AI. Just like Dawkins.
It really makes you think, it really says a lot about society.
>>108890180>Chrome is just Firefox in a fursuit
I usually lurk here but this was kinda cool. Had my doubts about LLMs being glorified autocomplete. This is about as raw of a fuckup as you can get, almost like telemetry data from a black box.
>>108890466Messing with the number of times this is written can have some funny effects. This is after asking for "socioeconomic" 2019 times, I tried to confuse it about the year.
>>108883671I thought AI is expensive, how come they can afford to run a prompt for every search? Surely at some point (when they deem it smart enough) they will take away this privilege and AI prices will go through the roof, right?
>>108883671Disregard what, you stupid fucking cunt? You've been posting your confused google queries for days now and the only thing at fault is your broken English. Find somewhere else to do this, you dense fuck.
>>108890529Yes. Currently they're trying to drive up AI usage so it looks good to investors and they can claim to be the best and shit. They're not even trying to get people to be addicted to it so they can make them pay or anything. They already said they'll add ads to it also.
>>108888565>The essence of language, ye see, is to convey thoughts and notions with the utmost brevity and clarityI disagree with that, but otherwise the post was entertaining.
>>108889973LOL
>>108883671>it was fixed>shows all queries are made by their ai firstNo but seriously, is this why "this" and -this doesn't do shit anymore?
>>108887790Nah, they actually want you to watch porn and be unproductive and weak
>>108890310How the turntables.
>>108892087No, it's been like that for a few years already.
>>108883671UDM14 CHADS WHERE YOU AT?!
>>108893914If they ever kill udm14 I'm never using google again
>>108893948While I'm at it I might as well burn some more money for Google.I still can't believe what he just tried to tell me.
>>108893973?????????
>>108887790>based on my schizo head canonIf it was true I'd have been banned already.
>>108893914>>108893948based
