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One and Only relevant Programming Thread.
No anime.
No C(ancer).
No Hasklel.
The thread about programming which rules the world. About the only serious programming.
No zygomorphic ciclejerk. No 0-days included.
Only serious languages: C++, C#, D, Java, Rust.
OO-less languages are welcome to be laughed at.
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>>59495452
>No anime.
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>>59495452
>Only serious languages
>Java, Rust
>No CLOS

Instasage
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>>59495452
All of these have degenerate object systems. Only Common Lisp and Smalltalk are allowed.
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>>59495452
I used to think that OO was great, before I had to manage real systems.
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>>59495508
(slot-value me 'nigger)
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First for C++.
A language for serious development. You can never be jobless if you learn this language well.
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>Rust
>OOP
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>>59495452
>Only serious languages: C++
ur avin' a lauf m8
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>>59495452
The only language you need to learn is Python.
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>>59495452
Daily reminder that fp and oop are in many cases orthogonal, and that shying from either makes you a pajeet.
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>>59495556
>languages
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OOP is a meme. Learn a real language like JavaScript.
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>>59495579
>>59495572
>>59495556
These languages are OOP as well, so they are welcome to be discussed here!
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>>59495579
See the attached figure

>>59495610
>javascript is oop
Yes anon, and C has macros because it has a preprocessor, and Java is functional because it has lambdas.
[/sarcasm]
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>>59495628
>what is Document OBJECT Model
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>>59495640
It's a glorified hashtable, you dumb niggest
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>>59495640
wut
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Posting object-oriented language
https://sicstus.sics.se/sicstus/docs/3.7.1/html/sicstus_35.html
physical_object :: {
volume(50) &
density(100) &
weight(X) :-
volume(V),
density(D),
:(X is V*D)
}.
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is yegor256 retarded?
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>>59495733
>yegor256
>Yegor Bugayenko blogging about object-oriented programming, Java, project management, philosophy, and startup investments
Yes.

Next!
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>>59495545
POOP
Procedural Object Oriented Programming
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>>59495452
Can anyone please recommend a good OOP book for C++?
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>>59495767
thanks senpai
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>>59495828
No
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>>59495828
https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/C%2B%2B_Programming/Chapter_Object_Oriented_Programming_Print_version

Next!
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>>59495862
Thanks anon
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>Rust

Stop with this meme finally. It was never funny.
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>>59495922
This
Rust is c++ for babbies
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Is this the India general?
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>>59495964
No it is, sir. I am Mike from Chicaaahgo.
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>>59495452
Awww poor babies get confused when something outside their paradigm is talked about.

Need some help with your homework OP?

Gotta write some getters and setters, dont ya champ. I know its confusing when there isn't 18 libraries to import.
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>>59495994
Hi, Mike.
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>>59495452
> no C
That shows you don't understand oop, faggot. One can program oo in C although some key words like "class" are absent. Using an oo language doesn't automatically make your code oo. Go back to college
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>>59496007
Hello sir how may I help you sir?
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>>59496061
All the best OOP implementations are in functional languages.
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>>59496103
nice try, haskell.
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>>59496103
I know CLOS is great, but Common Lisp isn't formally functional
http://letoverlambda.com/index.cl/guest/chap5.html
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>>59495452
>Only serious languages: C++, C#, D, Java, Rust.

this nigga right here
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Is Go OOP?
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>>59496103
>>59496167
And here's the passage I was looking for:
>We're very non-functional and very proud of it. To the extent that this isolation of side-effects is useful, lisp programmers can and do implement it with macros. The real purpose behind functional programming is to separate the functional description of what should happen from the mechanics of how it actually does happen. Lisp is definitely not functional, but, because of macros, there is no better platform or material for implementing functional languages than lisp.
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>>59496209
No.
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>>59495572

>Implying Scala isnt an abortion of a language and that despite being dynamically typed, clojure is leagues better for productivity.

Nah son, it is you that is pajeet
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@59495452
>Rust
>POO
Are you retarded?
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What do people mean by "objects" in a non OOP language like C? I've tried searching for it but I just get introductions to OOP.
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>>59497088
Probably something close to "shit" or "poop".
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>>59497094
But I thought this thread was the serious programming thread!
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>>59497129
It is, there's just too many memers.
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>>59497129
Yes, we discuss eating our own shit here. While programming in our serious languages.
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>>59497088
> What do people mean by "objects" in a non OOP language like C?
Jumping through hoops to reimplement a fraction of C++ functionality in pure C.
It's bizzare.
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>>59495508
>Only Common Lisp and Smalltalk are allowed.
They shouldn't be according to your own logic. Since any object system is by definition degenerate.
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>>59497079
This thread was made by a covert CIA shill.
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Do object oriented programmers use skirts as well? Or what is the appropriate uniform?
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>>59497260
Object oriented programmers only wear suits.
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>>59497260
No pants. They have to squat a lot.
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>>59497366
You are just jelly that everyone in the world uses OOP, even pajeets.
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>>59497552
>everyone in the world
I don't use it.
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>>59497570
You are minority.
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>>59495452
>No anime.
... on an anime site.

you have a very low IQ anon.
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>>59497186
you mean using a struct the way it's meant to be used?
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How can I use .NET in Linux?
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>>59497617
Can your retarded brain not comprehend simple sentences? You said everyone. Which means your're wrong (as always)
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>>59498062
Everyone relevant as a programmer of course.
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Is this the designated shitting thread?
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>>59495508
Objective C is alright.
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>>59498079
You didn't say that. Which means you are wrong (as always)
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>>59498055
Mono
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>>59498081
Yes. Be sure to deposit your "work" to that container labeled "FOOD" after you're done.
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Prototype-based oop is best desu
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>>59498375
>best
Doesn't matter if being the "best" means being trash.
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>>59498126
I didn't because it was implied foe everyone who has at least a half of brain. But then I found a brainlet like you who doesn't understand such simple facts.
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>>59496274
Scala is statically typed
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>>59498112
How is it alright?
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lot of sperg outs in this thread
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>>59499251
>brain = true
>legs = 0
huh?
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>>59499230
>>59499251
>C toddler can't understand something
Oh that's new(!)
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>>59495452
Help I can pick Java or c++ for my university path I like Java but what do I do
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>>59499230
>jpg
Why are you people on /g/?
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>>59499275
>>59499428
>>59499499
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>>59495572
'oop' is literally just partial application
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https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpriseEdition

How can we make this better
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>>59499230
Doesn't think create 4 Dice objects if you call it with the constructor lol
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>>59497088
In C terminology, "object" refers to any kind of data, whether it's a literal or a value stored in a variable. For example, you might here about "object-like macros" which just mean preprocessor macros that don't take any arguments and can be used in place of variables. For example
#define STRING_LENGTH 256

is defining an "object-like" macro. In contrast,
#define CUBE(n) ((n)*(n)*(n))

is defining a "function-like" macro.
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>>59497720
You really shouldn't be making extensive use of "member function" style programming in C, unless for some ridiculous reason C is the only language that can be used. 99.99% of the time, trying to use getters and setters in C is retarded, unless they're some kind of compound getter/setter (for example, one that sets multiple struct members at once, especially if some computation is involved, or auto-resizing a malloc'd array).
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>>59499230
>initializing non-static properties outside of a constructor
>not refactoring getDieFaceValue into a method taking an integer argument to select which die
>not refactoring the whole class to use an arbitrary number of dice
>putting I/O in the toString() method
>inconsistent bracket syntax
Terrible!

And that's not even getting into the fact that instantiating separate die objects is stupid, when apparently the only functionality used by the class is using them as PRNGs. Much better to do Die.roll(1,6) or somesuch, where roll is a static method.
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>>59495452
C#, java and D are not serious though.
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>>59499907
>>not refactoring the whole class to use an arbitrary number of dice
That's not very object
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I can write oop in c, fuck you faggot.
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>>59500147
You really shouldn't use objects unless the situation calls for them. That's the type of code that gives OOP a bad name.
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>>59500498
>you really shouldn't use OOP most of the time
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>>59495452
>Only poo allowed
Shit thread
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>>59500532
Am I being memed here? You should always use the best tool for the job. When OOP allows you to solve a problem with efficient, readable code, use OOP. When plain imperative allows you to solve a problem with efficient, readable code, use plain imperative. When declarative allows you to solve a problem with efficient, readable code, use declarative. If you think of yourself as a $PARADIGM programmer, or something as a $PARADIGM language, you are choosing inefficiency. It's not so much that one paradigm is universally better than others, it's about knowing enough paradigms that you can efficiently solve any problem you come across.
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>>59500630
>You should always use the best tool for the job.
"Never use POO" is a direct consequence of this statement.
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>>59500748
So you're saying I should lie and advocate inefficiency, rather than tell a truth that fools may misinterpret?
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i put a comment about what header what function is coming from every time i call it.

literally oop .5
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>>59500963
I think you should just follow the truth. Which would mean not using POO. Unless your goal is to make shit software of course.
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>>59501069
OOP is fine if you want to encapsulate state and behavior. It's just stupid to use when you're creating state for no good reason.
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>>59498913
An object model very similar to Smalltalk.
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>>59501069
outrageous degree of autistic samefag kike shill cuck detected. Kill yourself, cuck.
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>>59501523
Post ignored. Reason: Too many buzzwords.
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>>59501597
>announcing your reports
Enjoy your ban, cuck.

>hurrrrrrr everyone who disagrees with me is le buzzwords boogeymang, because i said so xD xD xD
Kill yourself, homo millennial kike.
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>>59501801
Nobody, 'reported' you, snowflake.
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>>59497646
Using the phrase "anime site" unironically and then getting visibly upset is pretty pathetic. I won't offer direct personality advice to you. However please read the short descriptor for 4chan at their landing page of http://www.4chan.org/
>There are boards dedicated to a variety of topics, from Japanese animation and culture to videogames, music, and photography.
Where the "from x to y+" typically, culturally, in English: illustrates diversity especially through mentioning strongly dissimilar ideas.
While the quote mentions boards dedicated to the mutually exclusive interests, although neither their interaction nor their exclusivity are mentioned.

Demanding that order and discussions are diluted reminds me of behavior expressed by uninsightful SJWs, shut-ins, dangerously blind dogma-drivelers, and other people with delusions and mental health concerns who use chaos and lack of structure (sometimes in an effort to prevent authoritarian and conservative nonsense, but often) to mask laziness and lack of insight (which I believe are fine, every child begins lazy and uninformed) and to appropriate behaviors from other topics to deludedly undermine those attempting to be on-topic.
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>>59501927
This site started as an anime site (and it still is). The fact that few of you normies can't deal with that fact and you bitch about anime is quite amusing.

Stay mad. And keep bitching about anime on an anime site... it really shows off your level of intelligence (and lack of it). How fucking sad is your life when you need to bitch about anime on an anime site?!?!
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>>59501801
Please take it easy with the phrase "millennial". Apparently I'm millennial. No, I never asked to be nor was brought-up being prescribed a mindset that so many little bitches are latching onto. But if it's as inconsequential and irrefutable as being Sagittarius then I'd rather it wasn't muddled into insults that're meant for some other demographic that actually expresses entitled twattery.
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>>59502019
Millennial is not a 'mindset'. What's next, you're going to tell me that kinetic energy is a social construct?
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>>59501979
t. gay homo anal guinea millennial /utg/ SJW cuck.

Kill yourself, then fuck off back to /utg/.
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>>59501979
Now I'm just curious about what the fuck even are you. I actually thought that you didn't understand English-speaking culture, so might be some japanese kids getting-offer and trying to rile native-English speakers. You're too loose and competent with English to not be perfectly fluent... You're too competent to be intoxicated. So I'm just worried that you're extremely lonely, trapped in an America that you don't like, rejecting reality but engaging with a thin sliver of it to keep your mind busy. Your sentence decoration is that of a facebooker trying to fire-up other people in their bubble.
What is an "anime site"?
What is your war that you want to fight? Fuck the /g/, you're fascinating. I try to help society from being wrought with the conflicts and isolation that you're demanding.
What (internet and first-hand) cultures taught you to be this way?
Is a redditor paying you to try to make 4chan users mad?
Are you some kind of slave being forced to do this, or is that only compulsion ?
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>>59501901
>STILL announcing your reports
e n j o y
y o u r
b a n
>hurrrrrrrrrr everyone who disagrees with me is le snowflake boogeymang, because i said so xD xD xD xD
Kill yourself, cuck. Go back to /utg/
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>>59502019
Fuck off, millennial.
You could have prevented this.
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>>59502060
It's like you read the first half of my message then somehow unread it and didn't read the rest. I say that it's irrefutable. Your desire to project is only going to make enemies of your potential allies. It's also going to make you look foolish, blindly categorical/generalizing.
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>>59495452
>Only serious languages: D, Rust
You could have gotten me with C# and Java, but your bait got too obvious too fast.

Ocaml master race, reporting in.
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>>59502146
nani???

>>59502157
w-why are you projecting anon? I'm a native english speaker.
why are you so mad about anime?
is your life so shit and depressing that you have to go on an anime site, whose fans you consider inferior, and demean everyone so you feel better about yourself?

I really don't understand these anime haters who feel the need to go out of their way and find an anime community and then to demean everyone there. must be mental illness of some kind... but what the fuck do I know... I'm not a psychiatrist.
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all capricorns must die
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>>59502266
Another typical response from your gay homo anal guinea millennial /utg/ SJW cuck ass.
Kill yourself, then fuck off back to /utg/.
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>>59502224
Now -this- is funny. Good post.
For anyone that didn't get it, the joke is that time and time of birth can't be changed but the indignation of a caricature of a different generation asserts that millennial are just too lazy to re-write time with the powers of a god.
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>>59498055
Surprised nobodies mentioned .NET Core yet
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>>59502193
>hurr durr people calling me names on safespace.org is a bannable offense!

Also I never even knew what /utg/ was until your shitposts inspired me to investigate, but once I found out that it's on /v/ I lost all interest in it.

>>59502231
The only one in here who's projecting is the "anal guinea" (whatever the fug that is) poster.
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>>59502309
>haha everything is a joke to me! everything is ironic! everything is a meme!
>irony layer! irony layer! irony layer! irony layer! my life is completely meaningless because i don't believe in anything real! irony layer! i only drink mountain dew black! irony layer!
>irony layer! i spend lots of time on /utg/ writing gay furry moloch fanfiction for my fat gay australian tranny mutant cuck friends! irony layer!
>please give more money to Israel, they need it for the missiles!
Typical. Fuck off, millennial filth. Garbage. Trash.
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>>59501198
POO is fine if you want to make your program shittier. That's literally the only thing it's good for.
>want to encapsulate state
Why would you use POO for that? It can't do that.
>and behavior
Behavior?
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>>59502380
>using the projecting meme that was INVENTED by /hsg/ cucks in 2012
Kill yourself, you degenerate derelict irrelevant /utg/ gay homo fagoid SJW communist jew-cuck kike shill nigger nazi. Die in a bus fire.
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>>59502401
>my life is completely meaningless
>i spend lots of time...writing gay...fanfiction for my fat gay...cuck friends!
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>>59502433
Fuck off back to /utg/, you millennial homokike.
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>>59502450
I alone am GOD on this earth.
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>>59502433
>Why would you use POO for that? It can't do that.
What are private member variables?

>Behavior?
Yes, by using member functions to associate behavior with object types, so similarly-named functions on different objects can have different implementations.

>>59502435
I wasn't even here in 2012, I didn't know what /hsg/ was either, cuck wasn't even a thing in 2012, and I've never been on /v/ and don't plan on that changing any time soon. Do you have tourette's syndrome or something?
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>>59502478
Do girls really do this sort of thing with each other?
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>>59502266
I actually really like a handful of anime, just as I really like a handful of movies from many cultures and TV shows, mostly from the English west.

Projecting isn't the act of trying to investigate and humbling offering hypothesis. But if you are a native English speaker then I was actually correct into my statement "You're too loose and competent with English to not be perfectly fluent" which was an obvious contrast to the previous sentence which mentioned being a japanese child (a sentence which had some typos, to be fair, but was decipherable).
Projecting is pasting a perception of reality onto characters which you observe to make them accessible and managable (which is not the same as straw-manning). You just moments ago stole the "projecting" argument from me.

Anyway like it or not, by you reading what I wrote: I have rubbed off on you. So you've been improved a little. You might even grow out of this desire to rebel using logic rather than just depression, in a few years.

My reasoning is that discussion and evaluating people offers a stronger view of reality and often resources for self criticism and improvement. Most people are taught to be too afraid of the necessary behaviors for growth to believe that views can change, people can learn and change. You'll notice that I'm rather interesting in learning about you despite this being a /g/ thread, so I'm far of topic. But this thread is fucked. At least I'm not just spewing the same whiny garbage to derail threads.
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>>59502493
Thank you, sir, may I have another?
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>>59502501
Wait what?
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>>59502525
You know... Girls.
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>>59502536
But what activity are you referring to?
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>>59502543
What activity do you think I'm referring to?
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>>59502557
Engaging in autistic shitpost contests?
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>>59502507
I really don't understand your motivation. Why are you on anime site yet you despise anime fans? Why are you wasting your life away arguing with anime fans?

why not go on any myriad of other sites that better suit your interests?
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>>59502563
Not quite.
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>>59502401
You don't even know who you're responding to. I'm phenomenally unlike and actively against everything that you mentioned in your distressed, late-life crisis mini-rant.

People, Projecting isn't a meme. You're using the phrase "meme" to undefine everything so that you can always lie to yourself about where you are in the argument and insist that others are baselessly "memeing" whilst yourself being too lazy to base or offer logic in an argument...
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>>59501801
who the fuck announced their report, overenergetic faggot
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>>59502628
Do you spit or swallow?
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>every single post in this thread
fuck /g/
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>>59502650
Die in a bus fire.
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>>59502641
never sucked a dick but i would probably swallow because there wouldn't be any mess to clean up
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>>59502628
You did, you millennial /utg/ homocuck. Die in a river.
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>>59502601
You need to offer something to me, at some point, or this relationship is gonna be very unfair and I'm gonna exhaust what you show unintentionally. Then I'll be bored and gone and you'll be lonely again : ( not a threat.
My motivation is that discussion, especially unexpected ones, are stimulating and funny. I have enough in my head and have the resource of the internet to learn from the exercise of discussing. The website that I use doesn't matter too much.
I clearly don't hate whoever "anime fans" are. I'm obviously not very hatefilled against peoples. This whole thread is marked "Anonymous" so that fact that identity is so relevant in this little fight here is really interesting.
I'm on this multi-interest website because that motivation is suited here aswell as here being very unfiltered, which is pleasing to a extrovert.
Getting a strong grip on sense and reality by using a fragment of your time exploring nonsense and insanity is a pretty good use of one's time.
Why go to other sites? I do, a little.

Will you answer some of my previous questions about you, now? You might actually be interesting to me without realizing so. I don't mind too much if you just want to learn from observing me. But see the first sentence.
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>>59502623
Kill yourself, you gay anal fagoidal /utg/ cult-of-Moloch millennial psyop cuck shill. Die in a river fire. Projecting is LITERALLY a meme, and it was LITERALLY invented by the /hsg/ cuckoidal faggots on SJW millennial /co/
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>>59502650
Dude, it's thrilling, occasionally.
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>>59498055
Mono and .NET CORE
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>>59500078
>Not serious
>Names the industrial giants
Why is everyone on this board retarded?
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>>59502781
The only person to say anything about 'reports' in this thread is you.
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>>59503596
Are you even capable of reading? Literally just effing press CTRL+F and then type in R,E,P,O,R,T and see that it was YOU who got all triggered when someone memed at you and then you started accusing them of reporting you. And with this level of shitposting that you're engaged in, at this point one would be fully justified in reporting you.
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Is Swift OOP?
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>>59503777
Are you denying that you're shitposting? All you're doing is repeating the same words over and over and over, none of which even have anything to do with the thread topic. Either start acting like an adult, or get out.
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>>59503837
Please, go ahead, try to explain how your millennial cuck bullshit is relevant to a thread on object-oriented programming.
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>>59503837
>I'm not repeating or shitposting, because words don't actually mean anything and I can negate objective facts just by using meme speak XDDDD
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>>59495452
class god_tier;
class cpp : public god_tier;

class shit_tier;
class d : public shit_tier;
class java : public shit_tier;
class rust : public shit_tier;


dont steal my meme
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>>59503912
I've never been to /utg/ in my life you delusional idiot.
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>>59503966
My main boards are /lgbt/, /g/, /s4s/, /k/, and /tg/. I've never even been on /co/ or /v/ or whatever board /utg/ is supposed to be on.
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>>59504060
Yes, I freely admit to being a faggoty cuck, but I'm not a furry, Moloch cultist, or a full-time shitposter.
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>>59504132
What the fuck is an anal guinea?
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You guys are a fucking artform.
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>>59504040
Are you at least a non-left wing faggot? If not, please cease using this thread immediately.
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>>59504400
No, I'm pretty far left, but considering that 4chan is a "free speech" site I think I'll stay :^)
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>>59504435
So, you DO worship Moloch, then.
Why would you go on the internet and tell lies?
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>>59504514
>So, you DO worship Moloch, then.
Where are you getting that from? I don't even know much about Moloch, but apparently going by Wikipedia they're best known for demanding child sacrifices. Not sure what that has to do with anything I posted.
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>>59504450
Where did I imply the opposite?
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>>59502821
I'm not him but please be my pen pal
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>>59504435
>No, I'm pretty far left
Of course you are. Mental illnesses are usually "seen in groups", so to speak.
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>>59504671
>hurr durr having different political views than me is a mental illness because I say so! XDD
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>>59498460
someone just got blown out
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>>59504679
How did you get that from what I said?
On what basis did you conclude the following? : (other that I'm not a subhuman like yourself)
1) I have different political views.
2) You are mentally ill simply because you have different political views.

Also, I am treating your message as a simple post, not a quoted one, since I don't see where I've said what you quoted.
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>>59504650
Impress the fk out of me.
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>>59504722
>I shitpost retarded lies and deny that words have actual meanings, but it's OTHER people who are mentally ill!

>>59504732
The implication was pretty clear in >>59504671. If you are them, and did not intend to imply that being far left was a mental illness, please clarify your intended connotation.
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>>59497194
Lisp is cool
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>>59499251
>shit C++ programmers create unmanagable code
>shit C programmers create literal security breaches and massive system failures
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>>59504786
You're really starting to look desperate desu.
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>>59504772
I didn't claim that I didn't imply it. Learn to read. Still waiting for answers to those two questions though.
>If you are them
Well, I'm not severely mentally ill so there is no possible way for me to be left-wing.
>and did not intend to imply that being far left was a mental illness
That would be a lie.
>please clarify your intended connotation
I actually did. Even your kind should be able to read it, it's in what Humans would call 'parentheses'.

And who the fuck are you quoting?
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->59504833<-
>hurr
>xD
>>>/r/ibbit
>>>/t/umblr
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>>59504767
I host my own ci setup for my autistic java projects ?
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=>59504870<=
where did I claim to disagree with your retarded reddit ass? fuck off back to your shithole.
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>>59504833
>hurr durr I can't do anything but call people "le [x] boogeymang [sic]" because I'm an illiterate moron with no argument

>>59504837
>>59504837
Wait what are you even trying to say? And who the hell are YOU quoting? I'm saying that the post in >>59504671 seemed to be implying that leftism was a mental illness.
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>I haven't checked /g/ out in a while

>Hey, look, a thread where I can discuss OOP with other pro-
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>>59504891
What did you expect from a thread about such a shitty paradigm?
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>>59504911
design patterns insights
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>>59504927
Here's an insight into design patterns:
They exist to try and solve problems through inheritance.

Try using solutions that don't involve inheritance, e.g. higher order functions.
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>>59504885
>And who the hell are YOU quoting?
I'm not a retard like you and I don't abuse the quote function in such a retarded manner, so it's pretty easy to track. Every single quote I've made was directly copied from your "posts".

>I'm saying that the post in >>59504671 (You) seemed to be implying that leftism was a mental illness.
I outright stated that anyone who is a leftist is mentally ill. I didn't say leftism itself was a mental illness.
Some kind of severe mental illness (possibly genetic (which you obviously have)) is a prerequisite for becoming left-wing, though.
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>>59504924
>>59504936
Take your meds. Seriously.
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>>59495579
javascript doesn't have classes
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>>59504955
>I outright stated that anyone who is a leftist is mentally ill. I didn't say leftism itself was a mental illness.
>Some kind of severe mental illness (possibly genetic (which you obviously have)) is a prerequisite for becoming left-wing, though.
Oh okay, you're just being pedantic so you can pretend to be retarded, got it :^)
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>>59504939
so i should gather what's left of my motivation and finally get down to read sicp ?
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Are there any compiled languages that support prototype-based OOP?
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>>59504992
Am I being meta-meme'd?
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>>59504978
I haven't read it, but it's probably a good book

Things you should watch out for - Lisps make heavy use of macros, often where they aren't necessary.

Another thing you could do is learn something like F#, which isn't that great in and of itself, but it will show you new concepts.
It doesn't have function overloading though, that's a bit awkward. It supports OOP.
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>>59504970
It's easy to see why someone who can't understand basic things like quotes would have a hard time telling apart a prerequisite for a mental illness and a mental illness itself.
>:^)
Yes, now it's clear what kind of "human" you are exactly. Only someone who is underage wouldn't know the true purpose of this smiley you just used.
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>>59505029
>prerequisite for a mental illness
Except you described leftism as a symptom (which comes before) of mental illness, not a prerequisite (which comes before). So either make up your mind or realize you're talking nonsense.

And I'm my 20s, certainly not underage by any reasonable person's standard. But then again people who think you can't have a certain political view without being mentally ill aren't really known for being reasonable persons :^)
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>>59505014
thanks i'll look it up
i was thinking of using scala or any functional jvm language since i mostly do java stuff
i've been hearing functional programming gives advantages due to the code being less shit and more maintainable but i've dismissed it as mere meme until recently
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>>59505093
Scala has its own problems, but I admit I don't know too much
You could also try out Clojure if you want JVM
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>>59505146
What does this have to do with OOP?
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>>59505074
>symptom (which comes before)
>prerequisite (which comes before)
Yes, this is exactly what I'm talking about. This is a clear sign of what's wrong with you. I'm not clear on whether or not you realize that yourself though. It's hard to tell with your kind.
>So either make up your mind or realize you're talking nonsense.
Being mentally ill is a prerequisite for being afflicted with leftism. The mental illness might be of genetic nature.

>And I'm my 20s
This is the worst case scenario. If this is true, then there is probably not a whole lot you can do at this point. Just hope that some 'accident' will put you out of your misery.
Since you have given sufficient reasons to believe that you are simply underage, for now I will just assume that. That's a lot better since that actually has a cure.

>But then again people who think you can't have a certain political view
Where did I say that? I named a very specific political view. And it certainly can't be held without having something very wrong with how your brain operates.
>:^)
Please learn what that means before you actually use it. I know you "gamer kids" like to do that shit all the time, but your fellow subhumans will most likely not appreciate it.
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>>59505158
Are you retarded by any chance?
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>>59505161
>Yes, this is exactly what I'm talking about. This is a clear sign of what's wrong with you. I'm not clear on whether or not you realize that yourself though. It's hard to tell with your kind.
Okay, so I made a minor typo. You know what I mean, and you're ignoring the fact that YOU conflated symptoms with prerequisites.

>Being mentally ill is a prerequisite for being afflicted with leftism. The mental illness might be of genetic nature.
Nice sources, shitposter.

>
This is the worst case scenario. If this is true, then there is probably not a whole lot you can do at this point. Just hope that some 'accident' will put you out of your misery.
Since you have given sufficient reasons to believe that you are simply underage, for now I will just assume that. That's a lot better since that actually has a cure.
Yes, because not agreeing with you is a fate worse then death. Maybe someday you'll develop enough psychological maturity to move on to the second grade.

>Where did I say that? I named a very specific political view. And it certainly can't be held without having something very wrong with how your brain operates.
Far left is not "very specific", it covers everything from anarchists to Stalinists. And you have yet to prove that it has anything to do with "something wrong with your brain".

>Please learn what that means before you actually use it. I know you "gamer kids" like to do that shit all the time, but your fellow subhumans will most likely not appreciate it.
I'm not a "gamer" (unless casually playing stuff that came out before 2001 counts), and I've been here long enough to know it's for ironic shitposting. Please, stop pretending to be an "awesome oldfag", you're embarassing yourself.
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>>59505265
>Okay, so I made a minor typo.
I see. So you're not even self aware. That's sad, but certainly nothing out of the ordinary.
>Nice sources, shitposter.
What are you even on about?

>
I am assuming this is yet another display of 'it' in action? So it has affected even your fine motor skills. Things are a lot worse than I imagined...
>Yes, because not agreeing with you is a fate worse then death.
This isn't somehow tied to me. Let's imagine my brain suddenly goes dark as well. I would also be wrong in stating the things you are currently stating.

>Far left is not "very specific"
It is specific enough to conclude beyond any reasonable doubt that you are indeed mentally ill. As demonstrated by your lack of understanding of simple concepts such as "before" and "after" and how those two are quite different.

>I'm not a "gamer"
2 + 2 does not equal 4. Do you believe me too?
>and I've been here long enough
Doesn't seem like it, anyone over 18 would know most things you don't seem to.
>ironic shitposting
Nobody over the age of 16 would say this. Seems like your brain isn't even capable of communicating properly at this point.

> Please, stop pretending to be an "awesome oldfag"
What do you define to be an "awesome oldfag"? Is knowing basic and obvious things now considered "oldfag"? Are you from some sort of different timeline?
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>>59495452
>serious languages
>java
Choose one and only one.

>be on hackerrank
>write C solution
>worst time: 0.01s
>look at discussion
>see java solution with same algorithmic approach
>let's time it!
>copy/paste
>worst time: 1.42s
>hmmm...maybe the timer is fucking up and counting jvm startup or something
>write java "hello world"
>run it
>0.04s

C solved the actual problem 4x faster than Java could print "hello world".

Note this has nothing to do with OOP. I like OOP. Java is just shit.
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>>59507227
>I like OOP
Yes, I too like eating my own feces.
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>>59507336
If you don't understand when and why to use OOP you have probably never coded anything of value.

Now go practice FizzBuzz.
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>>59507503
>coded
>>>/r/india
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>>59507556
whom dost thou quote?
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>>59507549
>doesn't know that "coded" is part of the English language
>likely pajeet accusing someone else of being pajeet
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>>59507503
I do.
>when
When you want to make any given program complete shit.
>why
Same reason as above.
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>>59498438
I'm more relevant than you, so you are incorrect again (as always).
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see >>59507567
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>>59507601
>"i'm obsessed with shit and don't know how to program."
>t. Sanjay
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>>59507627
who fucking said that??




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