"Welcome to your interview for Linux System Administrator position! To get things started, why don't you tell us who your favorite female Linux programmer is and how she has influenced you?"
"Why are you asking me such basic questions? Is it because I'm black?"
I got this: SexyCyborg, it's a pity she has to freelance under a male pseudonym, and that doesn't focus on portables anymore.
My favorite linux programmer is Linus>but Linus is a ma-DID YOU JUST ASSUME HIS GENDER?!?!?!?!
>pretend to promote sex equality with feminism.>assume that the gender of a person is relevant to its success or merit.
As a Mexican scaping a narco ruled state I don't have any Linux female or male programmer as a influence because I just wanted to get out of there.*Get dick sucked*
>>64707773can I get paid now?
Whatever I wouldn't work in a hen house anyway
>>64707773>Oh Anon, there you are! Why did you walk into the mandatory diversity room?>An interview? You dont need an interview here, buddy! You're pretty much hired, so just come on Monday and I'll tell you how we do things around here.>By the way, will I see you at my son's Bar Mitzvah? Alright I'll see you there, Anon!
>>64707796fuck this fat fuck, made be quit fedora when i tried to download.Debian for live
>>64707773>E-everyone in this room! The fact that there are female programmers at all is so inspiring to me, um, because you're so strong to stand up to... *awkward 10 second pause* patriarchy stereotypes, and all that jazz. >Will you excuse me? I left my cars in the key>*Take off running*
>>64707773>"Welcome to your interview for Linux System Administrator position! To get things started, why don't you tell us who your favorite female Linux programmer is and how she has influenced you?"Oh, wrong door, sorry.
Right now my university is shilling for a hackathon where you are in teams of 4 but must have 2 women or woman-identifying persons to sign up
>>64708033>but must have 2 women or woman-identifying personsOh my ... what a time to be alive.
>>64708056> Find four huwhite males> Have two of them identify as expansive, ornate buildings> Get hired by GoogleIt's like you fags aren't even trying
>>64708033Looked at job listings for the local college. Every single professional position requires you to submit along with your resume, a one page written plan about how you would enhance diversity and inclusion on campus. This plan must be approved by the Chief Diversity Officer before you are hired. I want off this ride.
>>64707862> hisyou played yourself
>>64708152This is how the east won this century
>>64707814My lord. I'm going to say this to any woman I encounter in my field for now on.
>>64708152>written plan about how you would enhance diversity and inclusion on campus:being a beta male, remain productive while i witness minorities males knock up unskilled females. Shoulder their professional responsibilities while they disperse themselves into endless drama.. Endure their condescension and bullying without complaining.
>>64707773Oh I don't have any favorites, I wouldn't want to let someone feel left out. Truth is I admire them all, and I'd hate to prioritize people over eachother. I don't mean to say I don't prioritize at all, certain things I do like to prefer over others. I am a man of logic, so I prefer faster and more energy efficient Intel processors of AMD's, heh, "offerings".
Is this the thread where we LARP about scenarios that never happen?
>>64708373No... those are the Net Neutrality threads.
>Welcome anon, here's your pen, here's your paper, please take a seat.>You're going to implement a physical memory manager for a simple microkernel. Your implementation will be verified by our tools and must pass without any warning. Here's the specification of the microkernel and documentation for it. You will be implementing this system for a MIPS R4000 CPU. If you're unfamiliar with it, here's the documentation, but in short, these (hardwired) segments of virtual adress space are available:>supervisor mode: 0x00000000, 0x80000000 - SUSEG, 0xC0000000, 0xE0000000 - SSEG>These are mapped to physical addresses by the TLB. Memory access outside the SUSEG and SSEG causes Adress Error exception.>kernel mode: KUSEG 0x00000000, 0x80000000, KSEG0 ..., KSEG3.>blah blah, more details on virtual adress space of MIPS R4000>You have 2 hours, try to think out loud, good luck.Plebeians of neo-/g/, why do you expect a proper hiring process when applying to shit-tier positions of level 1 support?
>>64707773>I'm here for the CISadmin position
>>64707773> Linux System Administrator> your favorite female Linux programmer is and how she has influenced you> Administrador ... Programming
>>64708711you think these HR bats know the diffrence between a zip file and a zip disquette? Cmon anon, give'em an easy cop-out, they'll be outta your hair in a few moments and you'll be back in the boy's club.
>>64708547outsource it to india ill take my job as a manager now
>>64707773I was recently interviewed by two sillicon valley tech giants and neither of them asked me any diversity questions. Was I just really lucky or something?The only time I was asked a diversity question in an interview was over a decade ago for some shit, minimum wage job at some progressive, hipster non-profit org.
I would just say my Mother. She actually did get a computer science degree after getting out of the military, but she has long since forgotten all the C++ she used and never talks about it.
>>64708682I'm sorry, but we've already fulfilled our quotas for mentally challenged workers.
>>64708547is there anywhere where I can get these kind of scenarios to get some practice?
>>64708033>>64708152you should be going to community college
>>64708947No. You have to practice by reading source code, books and maybe going through course material if your uni isn't/wasn't shit.
>>64708704missed this the first time though the thread
>>64708799>implying anything that's not behind at least dozen layers of abstraction from hardware gets written by poojeet in GuwahatiWe have an open manager position for you, anon - manager of toilet keys.
Did I mention I'm transgender and was bullied in school?
>>64707773Just tell them the truth in a non autistic way.>I am afraid, I don't know any.
>>64707773I find it really offensive that you would define the abilities of a program by the gender of its author as if women can't program as well as men
>>64707773How my last interview went: >Hey man, nice to meet you>So we looked over your resume and it doesn't look like you have five years of experience with (framework), but we did take a look at your github and it looks like you're actively developing with it in your spare time. Tell us about (project)>Blah blah blah niceties and small talk>We're willing to offer $X salary and (generous benefits package)>say you'll do it for $X plus 15%>settle at $X plus 10%>staff is a total brodown>mfw
>>64709795That's what happens when companies that actually do something want to actually hire someone.
>>64707773"i don't know any programmers, but I'll sleep with every one of you, if you hire me- hell, I'll do it even if you don't."
>>64709812I don't know if it's just a meme, or just a coastal thing, or what, but in the Midwest our teams are always like 99% white guys. I've volunteered at non-profit programming education organizations (LaunchCode) and they seem to place a lot of women, but the real teams at the real companies are always bro'd out. Has never been an issue.
>>64707773something about karlie klossy
>>64708033>women identifying personshow feminists and women are ok with this I will never know
>>64709795This has been my experience too, though I haven't actually applied for positions requiring experience. Every move so far has been a referral.
>>64709920idpol eats its ownthey got out-victim'd by the tranniesnot like a part of em isn't fighting back, the whole cotton ceiling / transbian / TERF messjust skim /lgbt/ to see what a nuthouse it isperfect waste of human resources instead of advancing humanity, of courseand they wonder why we're starting to reconsider universal suffrage
what are IT interviews really like? especially when you don't have a github and don't know how to program.
>>64711227Depends on the level. Usually they will ask you about previous experience, what you managed, some of the projects you've worked on, etc.Depending on who's doing the interview, they may just ask you personal questions to see if you'll "fit in with the team" because HR has already made up their mind your meaningless certifications and degree already check all the boxes they need checked to get you hired.
>>64707773>Linux programmerMy mom. She programs in the Linux language.
>>64708851>tech giantsMost of /g/ is getting their first job so they aren't interviewing at established business.
I was going to into IT but didn't want to deal with office horse shit like this so I became a trucker instead. I just hope that you faggots don't put me out of work until I make enough money to semi-retire and live out the rest of my life mowing lawns for extra cash.
>>64708033I can be the girl for you guys.
>>64711227Do you like women programmers? Can you change directories? Then you're hired!
>>64711329i've never seen someone choose to LARP as a trucker before. this is a first.
>>64711364I'm actually not larping but there are lots of them in /o/
>>64707773I don't choose favorites, doing so promotes attitudes of supremacy of some over others.
>>64711313Eh, getting your first job at a top tech company isn't unrealistic if you went to a target school.If you hate SJWs avoid working for pic related, but they're based out of Chicago.
>>64708152Sounds like they're violating your civil rights I'd sue
>>64709795>negotiated payI honestly couldn't be bothered I figured eventually I'd reach my market price so I didn't want to get paid too much to start with while I'm learning. Then I'll work to increase my price.
>>64707934Tfw my fathers friend is exactly like this minus the jew part and he gave me a job as soon as i graduated, really good guy
>>64708152Eh, let them get the diversity hires. IT and software dev jobs at universities have shite pay and involve maintaining some of the worst Pajeet-tier code you can imagine, not to mention the shite networking opportunities compared to being in the private sector.
>>64707954i wanna pump semen into that
I was hired by a consultancy in the American south and I was never asked any diversity questions.Everyone there is really cool. The men are men and the women are cute but capable. I literally work in the same building as female devs and data scientists. Most of the workforce is male though.Are you guys LARPing or are you legitimately serious about all these terrible experiences?
>>64708033> or woman-identifying persons to sign upCan't you just get your buddies and then two of you identify as women for the duration of the hackathon?
>>64708033i live in poland, my uni is shilling women in IT non-stop, also women in STEM generally. women only scholarships, events, internships (mostly intel and ibm). quite terrible. it even hit our shithole poland which can be considered old fashioned.
>>647135204chan being 4chan
>>64707796I seriously wonder if they had that picture on their webpage just as a joke.
>>64707773I'm a minority, lets just skip the interview and talk about how much I'll be making here.
>>64707773Heh, I'm glad you asked. It would definitely have to be Bhumika Goyal for her pioneering work in the field.
>"Welcome to Shenzenhua IT Consulting, anon, we're pleased to work with you"
>>64707796Is that Gabe Newell in his super sayan form?
>>64708152Move to Asia
>>64708033>4chan filled with "boys" in programming socksyou could win this
>>64714284also i love how the cameraman moves around like a total autist.
>>64707773I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
>>64707773H-hillary clinton. I'm in her btw. Democrats ftw...h-ha.
>>64711227they ask you about your previous experience, and they ask you about the programming languages that you listed in your CV and how good you are with each one of them. In a worse case scenario they might ask you about which packages you used or you are familiar with (in case you are applying for a data science position). Or they might ask you how you would act in a certain condition with a certain set of data or a certain client. It is not really difficult.
>>64714284hnnng. how are asians so hot?
>>64714471They have great bodies but the faces, my god the faces
>>64714284at first I thought they were sex dolls
>>64709795>>64710079For my first job (rewriting a 15 year clusterfuck of 'added functionality' for a company's internal systems and then setting everything up for the 90+ users so it'd work) out of uni I just went to a meet&greet with the owner and his partner and every one of the 3 moves since then was via recommendation or direct offer.Basically my experience was that, once you're in and not a total sperg, you'll always have work.
>>64712638You will never be payed your market price if you don't negotiate, any potential employer is going to try to pay you the least they can, they likely will pay you market price if forced to but they won't if they don't have to. You should ALWAYS ask for more, even if it's just a little. If you don't you're leaving money on the table for no reason other than laziness or over-agreeableness.Remember depending on the company it's often easier to get more money coming in, than it is to get a reasonable amount more later, most companies have polices about raises that they will use to kneecap you when you try and negotiate later. >we're really happy with all your hard work anon but the HR policy allows for no more than 4% a year without board approval, and the numbers just haven't been great this year, I'm not sure I'll be able to justify it.This is a large part of the reason that women make less money than men. They rarely ask, and when they do they aren't forceful, or are downright apologetic.Listen to me anon, and femanon's alike.Don't be apologetic about asking for a raise. Your work has value, it's why they hired you. Act like it. and make sure they pay you like it.
>>64714597Jordan? Is that you?!https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OeWx9_2oWDQ
>>64713716This. Gender is fluid.
>people actually read the Huffington Post
>>64707773I don't know any Linux programmers except Linus.
>>64712558KCMO here, I just moved from Chicago actually. SJW Stuff really was only on the fringes of the tech scene in general and in KC its pretty much non-existent. Midwest is god tier.
>>64714703Ha, I have been watching a lot of his videos lately, I'll take that as a compliment.
>>64714788Yeah he's great. He got me into coding. Finally got off my ass and started
>>64714658wtf I love china now
>>64707773Well, i can't say i know the best female linux programmer i can met, as i don't think you girls reached your full potential.But that could be granted, anything is possible.So, are you girls interested in a contract?
>>64714658This would actually work for me. I'd probably be less likely to miss work knowing there's a pretty girl waiting for me even if it's just to encourage me.
>>64714793Good for you anon. keep up the good work.
>>64707773I couldn't even give you a male programmer's name
>>64714409Lol, that's 10/10
>>64712681>nepotism>really good guyreally activates my almonds
>>64708033>>64708152Calling bullshit on both of these.
>>64714907it sure seems like it ruffled your jimmies though.
>>64714907> tfw my father almost arranged me a place in some fintech with an office next to Big Ben> tfw I fucked it by my incompitence
>>64714658China knows what is needed to rule the worldAmerica's best years happened when womyn were treated like the thots they are
>solve all problems presented in six gorillion rounds>anon, you lack the technical skills needed in our poojectsam I supposed to throw some technical questions at myself I could not answer or wtf?>inb4, I know they can't put the real reason for discriminating me even though I'm ok with being discriminated
>>64715136Same here. They should just explicitly put white males need not apply so I don't waste my time.
>>64714264beat me to it
>>64715136>be anon>solve every problem in the most inefficient and unreadable way possible>Don't get the job. Must be discrimination against the whites.
>>64715289never said I was discriminated based on my skin coloralso, when you have some hackerrank exercise and you score max points (50% was the cutoff in this particular case) that is a pretty objective bar. I'm ok with not being a cultural fit (which is itself a code word for personal bias mind) but citing lack of technical skills is laughable
>>64713737>shilling women in IT non-stop, also women in STEM generally. women only scholarships, events, internshipsSexism. I mean, feminism! I mean, equality!
>>64714717>gender is plasmaftfy
>>64713737Wtf pol told me that Poland is based.
>>64715665>STEM/STEAM>A for ArtistWhat the fuck. Art is not remotely similar to science, technology, engineering or maths. Moving the goalpost to accept artistic programmes in "STEAM" will not be doing anyone any favours.
>>64707970>cars in the keyIt's the little things
>>64707773Haasn, saber is really cute!
>>64707773Great khalif Abu Richard ebin-Stalman
>>64715665Poland fucking sucks I hate foreigners who shill it as some kind of bastion of right wing whiteness
>>64714597when you are a NEET who hasn't worked in 5 years, it's hard to have a leg to stand on to negotiate
>>64714632someone on slashdot did that in 2005. big whoop
>>64707773my favorite female linux programmer is karlie kloss. i love koding with karlie. she gets me "off" the hook quite regularly.
>>64712863i don't think spunking in your server is good for the moving parts
>>64707773not a looker in the bunch
>>64717393disgusting push up braI hate false advertising
>>64714773>the American shitskin meme is realHoly shit
>>64708341> I am a man> Not 'Gender Fluid Individual'It's like you don't even want a job.
>>64708033>pretend you're "genderfluid" at all times to fuck around with affirmative action programsIt's not that hard to fight with them using their own ideology. Also, if you're making no effort to appear feminine while you claim to be a girl, you're making fun of them while you're at it.
>>64707773Holy shit not even a pretty one in that pic.
would say my programming intro teacher... because that was the only female programmer I've ever seen
>>64714730my sides are gone. I didn't really notice that those two red emojis were women in a dress and thought that these are women violently menstruating out their vagenes
>>64716984Whats really going on there then?
>>64717393> cd code> cd code> cd> cd ..> cd ..
>>64708547this seems more like take in assignment for a job than in site work desu but maybe is me and my smoothbrain
>>64707773Darlene Alderson.I think she is a nice person and her mental stability is a goal I set to reach in the near future. I will show myself out.
>>64721181Nope, you get paper, you get pen, you get bunch of specs and write it on the paper. This was the case in all 3 rounds of the interview proccess. Filters out the shitters who write something on their resume after reading some SV tard blog about it.
>>64714597>>we're really happy with all your hard work anon but the HR policy allows for no more than 4% a year without board approval, and the numbers just haven't been great this year, I'm not sure I'll be able to justify it.I'm glad you're happy with my hard work boss, but the numbers in my paycheck just haven't been great this year, and I'm not sure I'll be able to justify continued hard work with your firm.
>Recruitment day for AMEX software engineering>Everyone is either a pajeet or an autist>Put in groups of people you've never met>Told to recreate the entire AMEX system in 3 hours on a £100 laptop they give to you which they purposefully corrupted files on in order to challenge you>Half way through you have an interview with two women who ask you questions with not a single one at all related to the job>What was your teacher's name when you were 6 years old? What would they say is your biggest weakness? Why are you such a piece of shit?Fucking hell please tell me they aren't all like this
>>64714658If a company hired taylor swift to stand and watch me all day to make sure I work 70 hour shifts then I think it would work
>>64714484Their faces are the best part of them, what did you mean by this?
>>64714812as a man you will feel a piece of you die, like how a tiger feels getting fed at the zoo. Even weirdo's get married, somehow someway you'll find it in yourself how to be more outgoing. Usually eating better changes your mood.
>>64712681>Dad had a friend like that>Becomes extremely racist after watching a bunch of red pill videos on YouTube and refuses to talk to him>Only talks about Jewish bankers and the gold standard now. I can actual say that /pol/ fucked me out of a cushy job.
>>64721611What? I'm at work like 35 hours a week
>>64714730>notice anythingnobody's working
>>64718071Well, it's good for MY moving parts.
>>64714658>company hires Qt waifus to motivate aspie developers>Initially their productivity skyrockets>short while later>aspie developers start fighting for attention and orbiting >meanwhile the "cheerleaders" have chad bfs>aspies continue to slit eachothers throats for the smallest shred of attention>once close friends now see eachother as rivals>mfw IT companies with a once friendly environment have become more competitive than fucking UC Berkley.
>>64714264Wanted to post this. But this basically is what women do in programming. Adding const, changing naming conventions for no reason, adding indents, and other inconsequential nonsense.
>>64714284God, there are no brakes on the rape train!
>>64707872I don't think anyone pretends feminism is about equality anymore
>>64707814I SUMMON RACE CARD, THE POLITICAL ONE
>>64707773>working at a company that employs womenenjoy your fabricated #metoo harassment accusations.
>>64707796still wondering what kind of gender it is
>>64720393The nationalistic poles are racist as fuck against anyone who does not speak perfect polish. Oh and the wages suck ass.
>>64708547Using 1st yr compsci shit as an interview tool ,trying to show of your tech savviness - m8.
>>64714422>upgraded ram>Hey. Thanks. I never thought you'd listen to me or take me serious when I yell "I have too little ram amount" while orgasm.
>>64714730yall dont hire black people?
>>64714730can you imagine if an all-men company posted exactly the same thing?
>>64714284it's just a male team in programming outfits
>>64713727Shirmung, you should read this you butterface whore
>>64726784And this "1st yr compsci shit" is sufficient to filter out the plebs, quite sad. Don't be envious of others education, most people would learn this anyway, were they passionate about IT. You can still make money (arguably more) even if you're a retard that can only duct-tape frameworks together and has no idea how computers work or what computation is.
>>64708547Unless you're trying to get a job as an OS developer, then this is just absolutely pointless to learn. t. EE who works with embedded machines
>>64724017lol, the dumbest shit I read all day, proxy by github and stackoverflow is plain stupid, he should have said he prefers hiring plebs similar to him without a degree.also>lecturing people about sw craft, quality and passion>too lazy/dumb to install ssl cert
>>64708851I work for a Bay Area tech giant that is sjw as fuck. No one is gong to ask you shit like this in any interview. This is a made up meme.
>>64714597And fucking leave I’d they won’t pay you. I worked for a great company for 10 years but they wouldn’t pay, and I wouldn’t leave because I’m a pussy. When I finally left I went from $62k to $100k, now two years later I’m at $140k.
>>64727185you forgot to mention the paper and the pen like in every other post, wierd fetish btw. Getting an actual job could make you feel better.
>>64729349Actual job as in... code-artisan in a startup revolutionizing the world with the most bleeding-edge technology like node, tensorflow and some random flavour of the month framework that this guy mentioned on the monthly meetup of tech entrepreneur gurus along with a handful of buzzwords?No thanks, i'll stay in my average-paying job working on the boring infrastructure that's holding this civilization together- someone has to do it, and some people even find it interesting (unlike duct-taping frameworks upon frameworks together into the next big app such as snapchat for dogs).
>>64707773>the face when she cumsWould you missionary?
>>64714773That's literally a nazi swastika. Seems strange.
>>64730981HOLY FUCK! are they natural?
>>64732104no. women's breasts dont look like that. You'd know if you'd ever seen one naked
>>64733834I suspected, but I wish they were natural
>>64707773I am not a sexist, I gon't give a fuck about gender, so I think Linus Torvalds and Richard Stallman influenced me hard.