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Friendly reminder that if your bubble is green you'll die a virgin.
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>>68004560
I don't know what bubble you're talking about but I assure you I pray to RMS that you get banned for posting this idiotic thread.
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>>68004560
I only fuck android babes
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We all use whatsapp in my country.
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>>68004648
poorfag
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>my only goal in life is to put my peepee in the vagene
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>>68004671

this but unironically
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>>68004671
nothing else needs to be said
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>>68004560
Bubble is green, not a virgin.
>fucking checkmate
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Everyone in europe uses whatsapp.
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>>68004560
>blocks your path
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>>68004668
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jokes on you I use messenger, ig, twitter and snapchat to communicate with people
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>>68004560
Nobody uses SMS in 2018, poorfag
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>>68004560
my gf hates apple more than I do
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>>68006084
Mans in the grey jacket doesn't even give a fuck if he falls back and shits on the inside of it, absolute chad
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>>68006059
>>68006084
Dirty Andreet shill
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>>68004560
>implying I'd stick my dick in some plastic thot
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>>68004560
why don't the words wrinkle like the shirt?
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>>68006153
>what are memes
literally kill yourself
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You can't have a green bubble if you don't txt thots.
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women dont care if you are an android autist if you turn your tech dorkyness into a successful career. then it becomes a plus because "hes really good with computers"
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>>68004560
>use gentoo
>have green bubble
>watch anime and fap to doujinshi
>still have sex with women
if you cant fuck a woman you may as well end yourself, there is nothing easier
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>>68006070
She looks like she fucks yellow guys
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>>68006642
>spam the same shit constantly everyday because you don’t like a product
>IM JUST MEMEING BRO
McFucking off yourself shill
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>>68004560
I'd rather be a virgin than give my seed to a girl who cares about what type of tracking device I use.
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>>68004671
>he ignores his biological purpose
>he thinks his life has meaning beyond it
>he feels superior because of this
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>>68007442
> biological purpose
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>>68007447
based npcposter
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Always been android user, got pussy since before smartphones got commonplace.

Kys iFag
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>>68007447
Cope
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>>68007474
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>>68007442
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>>68007496
You realize that mindlessly regurgitating a meme someone else created is almost the definition of NPC behavior?
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>>68007532
> mindlessly
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>>68004560
What bubbles?
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>>68007403
she's into withered instead actually
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>>68007447
since when is saying y'all an npc thing? jesus fucking christ
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>>68007532
t b h I find the npc meme the slightest bit disturbing, as it is literal dehumanization, blanket untermensch statement. Reminds me of the columbine kids ramblings about what they hated about society, including "people that say expresso"
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>>68007538
Yes. I could easily program a bot to replicate your replies in this thread.
>quote the last person to reply
>select random NPC image
>if random > 0.5, quote a random word from the post
You're not even an interesting NPC
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But I don't use Apple iOS or Google Android. I value my freedom.
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>>68007429
cringe
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>>68007580
You need to take a chill pill friend
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>>68004671
that's literally what humans are supposed to do tho.
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>>68007710
You mean... programmed?
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>>68007697
>chill pill
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>>68004560
friendly reminder that if someone rejects you over green bubbles, you dodged a bullet :^)
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>>68004671
THIS.
The surefire way to see if someone is an NPC.
Real people feel the underlying heteronomy that the sexual whims place one under and always strive to overcome them. Attributed to Pythagoras, or as one of the Greeks said, "No man is free who cannot control himself".
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>>68007759
Redpilled af
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>>68007442
>focus on biological purpose alone
>vote republican to ban abortion
>start raping women because need to reproduce, nothing else matters
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>>68007724
Blown the fuck out.
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>>68007554
Only niggers (wich have always been NPCs) and dumb soi NPCs that or6etend to be niggers online use y'all.
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>>68008703
Correct.
Extremely based.
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>>68007403
you would be correct
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>>68004671
>>68007759
The surefire way to tell someone is an NPC is that they spend all their time staring at a screen while the main characters are out living their lives and fulfilling their purpose (having sex)
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>>68009916
>fulfilling their purpose (having sex)
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>>68007506
Truly the Supremest if Getlemen
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>>68007680
Nice argument Andreet
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>>68007442
>he thinks his life has meaning beyond it
hi rabbi been reading tora again ?
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>>68004560
>white
>"""women"""
Disgusting
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>>68007580
Well, what are you waiting for?
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Who are you people? Why do you exist?
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I love lazy wojak edits all of the time, keep them coming. You're a very creative and special boy.
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Technology exposes women for what they really are. Thots. All they have is their body to offer. 0 personality, intelligence or charm Instagram whores.
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>>68011112
Japanese women don't have this problem
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>>68007909
Well, my programmer (natural selection) accidentally made "sex" generate more utility than "offspring". Opting to rape is a greedy algorithm that leaves me rotting in a jail cell in the long run. I can maximize my sexual encounters by finding long-term consensual partners.
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>>68004560
Reminder if you think you can't get laid with green bubbles then your phone OS is the least of your problems.
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>>68004560
what if i already did the horizontal macarena
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>>68006612

I cant prove it but Soros funded ngos spam shit like this all over tumblr.
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>>68007447
>Not FindSirOfType<Kind>()?.Thank();
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>>68004648

this
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>>68011203
Japanese people overwhelmingly use iPhones you stupid Andcel
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>>68007447
>>68007724
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No one uses text messages anymore.
It's either hangouts, whatsapp or messenger.
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>>68012009
>Japanese people overwhelmingly use iPhones
Literally no one texts in Japan. They all use Line you fucking moron.
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I have an ios vm on my arch machine that i catfish thots on.
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>>68004648
hallo bovenbuur
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Did mods give up already?
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>>68007540
based
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>>68011957
Isn’t that C# only?
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>>68004560
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>>68011630
top fucking lel, this is your philosophical framework? might as well just fucking kill yourself lmao
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>>68004560
I have no bubble, will I live forever?
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>>68007564
That's giving it way more credit than it deserves, it's just the 10000th shitty I DON'T LIKE THING wojak edit
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I'm already not a virgin, what now?
Also I don't date anyone with an iPhone
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>>68004560
Imagine being able to post an image with a shirt that says "no black girls", and the only responses being "FUCK IT UP MA" "OMFG YOU'RE SO PRETTY" "SLAAY QUEEEEEN"





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