Post your favorite webms, it can be anything. How successful have you anons been when it comes to using dating apps (Tinder, Bumble, Grindr, etc) in terms of finding hookups and/or fuck buddies? My standards for who I have sex with aren't that high, as long as they're not morbidly obese. I just want a big ass to sit on my face and my dick. Any tips for success? Any interesting stories you could greentext? Any original content to post you recorded from hookups (with consent of course)?
Honestly using the law of attraction. In a party setting (especially if there's multiple guys trying to stay close to her) , walk up, make conversation, then leave, be as cool as a cucumber, Express a modest amount of interest, but for the love of God, don't be a puppy dog. I rarely party but, 3 times i have successfully had the girl initiate interest and later took them back to my place. Play it cool.
>>19753557>trannies have bigger dicks and shoot bigger loads than i dowhy am i even alive
>>19753557That's so hot. I'd let her cum on my face after choking on that big cock.
>>19753580This. In real life it does not pay to be a gigachad OR a simp. I have a girlfriend who has agreed that we can both see other women and I flirt all the time for fun, and I can vouch this as solid advice.In addition, don't spend a ton of time talking about yourself. Chicks love talking about themselves almost universally and even the most basic of interest in listening to the shit they actually wanna talk about is more than 90% of guys will usually give them. it's baffling how much a girl will open up and get interested in you if you just let them instead of forcing yourself onto them.As a bonus, this does not entail emotional attachment. Chicks just love talking to people who aren't creeps and will express interest in the shit they say.
>>19753514Took forever to find this.
>>19753514Dating apps are perfect if you want to sap your morale. Especially Tinder.I've had a few successes, but honestly, it's a lot of swiping, very few matches, half of which are bots or don't reply, half of the remainder who are boring or entitled as hell and yeah, a couple decent to good ones. Honestly not worth the time spent on the app.
Better than porn.
>>19753920Just fucking treat them as people, not a piece of fuckmeat. Engage in a conversation, be funny and flirty, don't be afraid to touch her, but leave her some breathing space, don't be all over her. Build tension.I had a ONS a while ago with a girl from tinder, she was small and chubby with big tits and meh ass, honestly, not my type in the slightest. She was having a small party at her place, we had a bit of action in her bathroom. Came there next day after work, fucked her two times, slept over, fucked her in the morning, we went out, but she was too pushy for a relationship, we then sorted it out via texts and I haven't seen her since.
>>19753640Nah, I seen enough whales at the aquarium, thanks
sauce on this pls
>>19756237bump for sauce. she looks like a girl i work with and i feel like busting to her
>>19753514i will never understand people that prefer the giant fat asses over this specimen. They will look at this girl and say "what ass?". Is it because i was raised in middle america? Id take a Taylor Swift ass over a Nicki Minaj every time.....it baffles me DESU
>>19753522Damn, sauce anyone?
>>19756996It's almost like different people like different things! Oh my God!Fucking idiot
>>19753522my ex had a similar butt, only thing I miss about her
>>19753514surely you like this
>>19754433someone spent hours of their life making this. I really want to know what cinema/literature they think is "pure".
Posting my top 3.3/3
>>19760842And finally, my favorite webm1/3
>>19760036they probably haven’t read a book other than what they were forced to in high school
>>19760849Man that is really hot, this casual sexting is the best!
also looking for more
>>19757668Amazing, need some sauce on that one
>>19753514What's the sauce on this though
>>19761009all the books I read in high school told me "white man bad" and "awwww poor jews, muh 6 gajillion". Don't recall reading any about Hitler being the good guy
>>19765101nice larp, faggot
Before becoming /fit/ it was like one match every six months. Now it's like one hookup every other day. Just have abs and you'll be far above 99% of other guys. I have now smashed oceans of tinder pussy and I regret nothing
still looking for the sauce of it
>>19753514not a webm buthttps://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5efdea47b828c
This is best webms. Does someone have webms where girl thanks for ass fuck?
Anyone got sauce for this?
>>19766754Is this for real?
>>19765646i wish i knew
>>19766754Woah, sauce please!!!
>>19754336Nice clit !
>>19754433You are literally too stupid to understand the world around you. That's sad. Thankfully there's little chance of you reproducing.
>>19766754damn thats hot, sauce
>>19767868What is this?
>>19761934sauce ma man
>>19765689Do you market the abs as one of your pics? If so, is it the main one?
Used Tinder only just for hookups. Most women understand that while others want something long term (they think they can save me?).The only "interesting" story I have is matching with a friend from high school who is married and has children. Nothing came of it. She backed out.
>>19753514Depending on how I play my cards I might fuck this girl that I met on bumble this upcoming friday, or even just cuddle and watch a movie while high which I won't complain about. Other than that I haven't had any luck with dating apps. Part of it was making accounts before I had a license and part of it was covid, but if you can't find a way to meet up irl at some point soon then it likely won't amount to anything even if you can hit it off in the dms
>>19765689The most important thing in the Fisherian Runaway we call Western dating is to have muscles and an attractive face.
>>19754433> zoomer ADHD editingkys faggot.
Whats the source
>>19766832sure it is
>>19766777This nigga moans like a girl
>>19753522There's niggers in every other porn vid on this board, even on the non blacked threads. Maybe I should just quit this board and porn alltogether
The most important thing in dating is attractiveness. Anything else is just navel gazing. My friend talks like an absolute fag with women but he still gets them because he's attractive.
>>19773161maybe stormfront has a porn board
>>19754312couldn't have said it better
>>19757562https://spankbang.com/5bh0b/video/asian+cheerleaderHer OF is AsianOnRice
>>19773149Wow. Salsa por favor
>>19753652gonna need some sauce on that one boss
>>19766754forever the best
>>19766754That's how u get convicted for rape and girl gets probably shitload of money and free pizza
Also i need sauce of this girl
>>19767868such a shit, cringe anthem tho. what a waste.
>>19754433His words are true now more than ever. Thanks anon
>>19754312>>19753514dating apps have crazy diminishing returns. after about a couple months you're practically invisible if you're not 8/10+ ESPECIALLY if you're olderif you need to use one, get the best, most flattering and interesting pics you can and boost your profile immediately. i got lucky and found someone on hinge in about 2 weeks, met her, kept in touch and deleted that shit immediately after.
>>19753514moar of this girl, she is perfect (from his back)
>>19775334who is this?
>>19753589You could do it with T shots and viagra injected direct into the dick
>>19773183What goes flying past his head at 0:16?
>>19753652>>19753557Whats the sauce on this faggot
there is a webm / video i can not find for the life of me that i saw posted here a few times. It's from an amateur video of a girl laying down with a pillow under her waist and getting fuck in reverse prone bone by her BF who alternates between his dick and a dildo. Does anyone have it by any chance? the guy had a pretty long cock
>>19760849Any more of this
>>19776545rose marie jackson
>>19776559how scissoring should be done
>>19773161>black people have sexOH THE HUMANITY
>>19756236>I seenLooks like we've found us some half-literate white trash.
>>19776417Are you retarted? That's a fucking dust grain flying close to the camera
>>19753514If I were on dating apps again i'd get a professional photographer to take a couple of very good shot of me. For the rest, try to foster your curiosity on the people you chat with or date, not just see them for the sake of fucking. I think half the fun of dating is talking to people you'd otherwise never meet. And don't be an asshole about putting on a condom. If you don't like using them (i don't), focus on hand and oral stuff (a compromise, i know) and that's already very enjoyable.Have fun and be a good bloke
>>19777106No it isn't. I think it was an aberration. A ghost caught on camera.
>>19776916>Larkin Lovethanks :)
>>19775365pretending to be someone else so there's at least one sympathetic reply to your bullshit is pathetic. Learn, grow. Meet people and maybe you'll learn to hate yourself and your world a little less.
>>19753652Almost happened to me when my gf let up with her mouth and was handing it. Went over my head.
>>19753529 Source please?
>>19776559Two giants, kissing
>>19774736Is this a corona style threesome?
>>19776350she looks too innocent for porn. whats her name?
>>19753514I'm an introvert with decent looks, so I literally have only ever used dating apps like tinder and bumble. women don't like to be approached most of the time outside of social settings, and since I don't fw bars or clubs, these apps are my only goto for women. biggest tip I could give is talk to them pretty early after matching and try to get their number or snap. the faster you pull them off tinder the better your chances of actually meeting up. Also, when you agree to meet, give concrete dates and times.
>>19756237Tom Waits, nice
>>19773183>fucking on the beateasiest way to pace yourself lmao
>>19773239Embarrassingly naive point of view. Women are biologically attracted to men with social value, but value comes from many places. Attractiveness is a form of social value; they see a hot guy and say "wow, he's strong, has good genes," and sure, sometimes it's an easy way to score points. But there is also a ton of social value in being charismatic, wealthy, or having status. Being attractive takes work for most of us; staying fit, keeping groomed/hygienic, having good style. Being successful also takes work; achieving wealth, having money to throw around, finding a stable career. Having status, too, takes work; maintaining strong friend group in which you are respected and considered a leader, knowing the right things to say, how to emotionally read others and keep them interested, and being recognized for your work (celebrity). All of this shit takes time and effort. But every single thing you do in these categories translates to attraction and value when demonstrated to a potential partner. Stick enough of these together and then you start attracting the partners you want to attract.
>>19754336>You're going to make me cumShe's not doing anything... Literally just laying there.
>>19753529God dammit this needs sauce
>>19780854what in the fuck is a reasonable take doing on my /gif/
This one caught me off guard 9 seconds in XD I sent this to so many people who responded with joy and laughter.
>>19776585I wish. I've tried reverse image searching it, but i haven't found much.
>>19778075>unironically posting think tank PDFs as if they're peer-reviewed or scientific>cherry-picking random links from the internetthe actual consensus of evidence flatly contradicts you; you're just buttmad at people you've never met because it's easier than admitting your own failures in life
>>19773149She looks like Liv Tyler, instantly diamond
>>19782494>>19778121>>19753825i'm not OP but based on the JJ in the filename I am guessing this is jillian janson pre cocaine
>>19777883Pretty gay. I'm sure your gf is having doubts about you now.
>>19765499>the way the poosy sticks onto the shaftgod I want a girl with lips that grips
>>19785297THANKS FELOW ANON!~!!!!!!!!
>>19753595You tenderizer meat with that
>>19778075Yes being obsessed with niggers would indicate you are too stupid to understand the world around you. Thanks for the confirmation.
>>19780854Groomed/hygenic has little to do with attractiveness.
>>19763223"I Fucked my best Friends Daughter - Audrey Grace - HotCrazyMess! "
>>19773602Thank you very much, I've been looking for a long time. Now the fear is that the rest does not match the quality clip, if you know what I'm saying...
>>19753589they probably fuck more too lol
>>19785810For men it can make or break you. A woman will find you more attractive than the next guy if your pants fit you properly and your nails are clean.
>>19777883First time my girl put a butt plug in my ass I came all over my face... Pretty great.
>>19785319Pretty gay to think cumming on your own face is gay.You think it's gay to hold your own dick when you piss?Geez. I guess I'm gay now because I finger my own ass...
>>19768205original anthem was better
>>19773161That's a white guy and a white girl you absolute brainlet
>>19753514Get three or four good, recent photos. include one group shot (don't use the group shot as your main). switch their order every couple of months. either have a neat beard or be clean shaven, not some messy bullshit. Try to include photos of you doing activities.Learn how to write a good bio and which things to avoid, follow this formula and tweak the bio every couple of months.Don't bitch about ex's, don't bitch about shit in general in your profile.I found I got more matches in Tinder, but better quality ones in Bumble. If you want just fwb/fuck buddies, you better have something to bring to the table because any woman worthwhile is not spoiled for choice.
>>19776987 Stop trying to play the victim, faggot. Go back to the nearest nigger thread and spit some shit about white genocide
>>19777134>I think half the fun of dating is talking to people you'd otherwise never meet. based
>>19760036and you spend countless hours every week cooming and building bodyfat and that's somehow virtuous
>>19773127The lack of sound on this one feels almost criminal.
>>19753920>>19753580These work only if you are attractive enough. I can befriend women easily but I'm still a virgin at 28 because they only want to be friends.
>>19773161Imagine being so terrified of different shades of skin color that you freak out over a white dude standing in a shadow...
>>19764765Anyone have the sauce`?
>>19780854 (me)>>19785810Why WOULDN'T being well groomed and hygienic be an important requisite for attraction? Taking care of yourself is a #1 priority in life, and you'd be hard pressed to find an attractive woman who a) doesn't obsessively pay attention to their own grooming/hygiene or b) would let you take care of them if they don't see that you take care of yourself too. Regardless of your look & style, if you get regular haircuts/trims, take care of your facial hair (trimmed, sharp beard, clean shave, whatever you do with it), trim your nails, maintain good management of your smell, body hair, etc... these are all things women notice more than guys do.
>>19780951she said this scene was the only real orgasm she had in porn
>>9753514I used Bumble and Match in my late 40’s. I’d have to say I’m an average looking guy. I thought I’d be lucky to get one or two interested women, total. I had one hit me up within 30 minutes of logging on for the first time. Was texting/talking to multiple women per week to the point where I was getting them confused, so I limited myself. Out of about 10 dates (different women) in 2 months, I fucked 4 of them at least once but then found one I am now in a long term relationship with, but she was a unicorn. There’s a lot of bat shit crazy on dating sites. I could offer some “lessons learned” if interested.
>>19789614as if girls orgasm through penetration alone lmao
>>19777193where are his nuts?
>>19773186gay>>19776870Ms.Maxwell>>19777193she already cracked them
>>19788690thisDon't become a metrosexual or have a fake chad look, but keep it neat and clean. Wash your face properly, take care of your teeth, keep your hair, beard and nails in order, use hand cream to have soft hands and dress accordingly. Fitting pants, fitting t-shirt and clean shoes can work wonders. Don't spray yourself with half a can of Axe, but smell good and subtly. They want to look good with you, not be ashamed of you.
>>19753825>>19778121>>19782494Jillian Janson Bathtub Booty
>>19753529jillian jansen. teen fidelity or porn fidelity.
>>19756225you're a nigger that fucked a landwhale, shut the fuck up talking like you know shit when you fuck fatties
>>19778075not understanding that slavery and poorest living conditions on earth have not allowed equal opportunity between all races. It's so sad to argue one point so persistently without challenging your own argument for error.
>>19791507Any more of this chick? Been looking forever
>>19791266People giving and accepting advice about impressing women on this board are hilarious
>>19770302Anon saves the day! Thanks
>>19766074u/boba-bae on reddit
>>19766754here you see the oldest guy technique of testing the waters the first with a tap. never jump in blindly boys.
>>19774696>convicted of rape>clearly a video of consensual sexPeople like you is the reason why all sex between men and women will eventually be outlawed.
>>19793120I so this to my girlfriend at least 3 times a week. She is obsessed with it
>>19753590FYI this is absolutely a man, not a tranny, not a shemale... whatever. He is literally just a crossdresser.
>>19776417Looks like a poltergeist
>>19789614And now she's dead. What a shame
>>19780854Then you have 5'8" socially underdeveloped manlets who just need to neck themselves.
>>19790822Souce pls for the gods sake
>>19756996Taylor swift is literally a man you fucking faggot
>>19756996Comparing taylor swift to this is like compating a meaty roast to a skeleton you fucking moron. Your tranny idol doesn't even have hips
>>19773161that's very clearly a white dude in shitty lighting. maybe porn isn't for you my guy
>>19780854>Being attractive takes work for most of us; staying fit, keeping groomed/hygienic, having good style. Being successful also takes work; achieving wealth, having money to throw around, finding a stable career. Having status, too, takes work; maintaining strong friend group in which you are respected and considered a leader, knowing the right things to say, how to emotionally read others and keep them interested, and being recognized for your work (celebrity). All of this shit takes time and effortLiterally everybody that lives does this lol. That’s like bragging about getting your drivers license lol. Grats on your participation trophy>but value comes from many placesAnd they all stem from attractiveness. It’s the looking glass self retard. Incredibly naive point of view
>>19774696>rapedude literally asks if it's okay and she says yes.fucking retards i swear.no wonder you stupid fucks keep thinking everyone is a rapist.
>>19753514>Post your favorite webms, it can be anything.
>>19788559try that with a nigger in the US..watch what happens
>>19778075Imagine spending this much time on a group of people that will never think about you once. You are apart of the simulation anon
>>19794324The way you look at black people is the way the world looks at the USA
I've had terrible luck. Well for one I'm 28 which isn't a huge deal I guess. I'm lean and fit, but in a cardio sense not a meathead sense. Got thick legs that's it. However I've got long hair and a long beard. I think that effects things. However my reasoning for keeping my hair is very dear to me. Basically a fuck you to society and women. It's a reminder to women that they are not the same as men, they cannot achieve what we can on our face. It's a reminder to other men what is possible through patience. It's a middle finger to those who let their employees dictate the hair on their very heads. I am free and will die a free man. Even if it means no pussy :(
>>19794729Don't think the hair is the problem bud
>>19766754And that kids is how I contracted genital warts
>>19788470Maybe you should need to lower your standards you ugly cunt
>>19766754for anyone wondering, it's fake
>>19753522Bumping for sauce as well
>>19794459Soapychess / sophie steak
>>19773121please sauce us
>>19795289Fuck human beings for abusing this poor animal.RIP
>>19791974women literally told me that, maybe you should talk to some, fag
>>19753557>>19753589>>19753652you know those loads are faked right?humans only make about 5ml of cum per shot, 10ml at mostthey probably inject some stuff into their bladder with a catheter, then pee it out., same trick used in porns.
>>19753522someone for the love of god sauce this
>>19796367so because they are fake they can't be my favorite webms?
>>19757407 newton is like "fuck I wonder why the apple falls down"And the zoomers all say "cuz it do fall down retard"
>>19773183damn he dicked her straight down and she took it like a bitch
>>19795528but is there more of it?
>>19753522WHERE IS THE SAUCE
>>19753522This is becoming a unicorn webm where no one can provide the sauce
>>19773161Good, there’s enough faggots like you on this board