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>>19779009
I do kinda the same thing! After I cook it and put it in the bowl I get scissors and go crazy on it so most of the strands are short.
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>>19779009
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>>19779374
do you also clap and laugh when someone wiggles a keychain? are you a fucking toddler? have some dignity, anon
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>>19780551
>This kills the vegan.
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>>19779374
fucking weirdo i guess this is where you belong 4chan faggt
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>>19779015
>dat ass dough
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>>19779085
This gives me so much anxiety
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>>19779023
I think this is missing the part where he loads a bunch of live bat heads and cockroaches into the watermelon before mashing it
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>>19780822
>>19780746
Imagine basing your concept of maturity on how someone eats their noodles. Absolute brainlets. Cope harder.
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>>19782083
Thanks for the hate fuel
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>>19779106
I prefer angel hair pasta.
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>>19782617
>angel hair pasta
sacrilege.
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>>19782083
Bruh who let this lady handle a knife
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>>19779028
Best parmigiano you'll ever eat is one that is just opened.
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>>19779080
lost me a tofu
>>19779091
do Americans really?
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>>19782937
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>>19782798
Tofu is good if you cook it right.
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>>19779023
That took him all day to make.
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>>19782786
I bet you like casu martzu.
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>>19782937
Shit is charred as fuck.
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>>19782937
Literally fucking burnt. They should not be struggling that hard to eat it.
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>>19779118
you're gonna cut yourself, dumb whore.
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>>19783557
rip drain...
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>>19782798
>noooooo not tofu!!!
The most American reaction to tofu.
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>>19779009
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>>19783557
>>19783594
More like fucking RIP flavor. She didn't learn shit in fucking nutrition, dumb bitch. If you want meat that doesn't have a shitload of grease cook some fucking ground chicken or something.
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>>19783714
Ah yes, the easiest way to speedrun Lyme disease.
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>>19782930
Looks like a black dick in a hot dog bun.
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>>19779009
Im trying to figure out what I think of this
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>>19780884
cringe
>>19783040
got a good kek outta you
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anyone have a clip of obese landwhale making a lasange and puting multiple layers of chocolate at the end
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>>19779009
>>19779374
>>19784350
>not snapping the spaghetti in half before putting it in the saucepan
they just don't know...
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>>19779015
salsa
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>>19779374
I put mustard on my eggs
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>>19779015
>how to get a yeast infection
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>>19782110
t. pasta-cutting manchild, keep seething
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>>19779085
cutie in the back admiring the absolute chad
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>>19779009
More and more strands are gonna be too short and slip right off his fork, picking up the pasta will get more and more difficult. This is foolish.
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>>19779009
I think this is cute and I'm never going to get to post it anywhere else, so here
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>>19783559
I would like to have more of this woman.
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>>19779023
The only issue is time and seeds
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>>19779036
Kek
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>>19785774
>never going to get to post it anywhere else
you should. this is the definitive webm to summarize the modern decline of western women
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>>19783486
It would be better if he just splashed the ketchup on the keyboard and ate that instead.
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>>19786200
I suggest you open a history book once in a while, you will be surprised what you may find out
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>>19779015
SAUCE
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>>19782083
poor onion and garlic, she just crushed them with a butter knife.
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Can someone tell me what sauce this is? Not the sauce for the webm, but the name for the sauce in the webm.
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>>19786927
sauce
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>>19786927
I would guess bearnaise. But anyways that steak looks delicious, cuts like butter
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>>19779015
>that shit stain when she gets off
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>>19786927
Looks like Parsley White Sauce.
That's not a steak btw, for anyone freaking out about ruining a steak with sauce. It's roasted silver side.
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>>19783756
Shes white, that meat wasnt seasoned.
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>>19786927
bearnaise, cause the garnish is tarragon.
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>>19779138
The dogs and corn on the bottom weren't even cooked. I'm confused
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>>19787053
Okay nigger. Go drown your shit food in "seasoning" because otherwise it's not edible.
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>>19787007
>>19787021
>>19787059
will try them both during the weekend. They look delicious.
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>>19786927
That's from food wishes, and it is bearnaise
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>>19779023
imagine wasting your afternoon out with your family and friends on watching some guy cut a watermelon
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>>19783040
>>19787607
have you niggers never seen a sunset before? that probably took five minutes at dusk
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>>19786927
>Enjoy your 100$ food. Hope you weren't hungry.
Every classy restaurant ever.
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>>19787926
you're poor. you order 5-6 of those dishes for like $500 instead of buying only one like a fucking loser.
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>>19786245
fuck you that keyboard is worth a lot
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>>19785645
ah that's why they named it gyros
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>>19779101
Beautiful
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>>19786578
how'd the dog end up looking like a fish?
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>>19786927
as always...enjoy
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>>19779046
similar
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>>19787992
Even with missing keys and gunk in between what's left?
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>>19788172
yes. gunk can be cleaned and keys replaced.

https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=p2334524.m570.l1311&_nkw=g80-1800&_sacat=0&LH_TitleDesc=0&_osacat=0&_odkw=g80
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>>19779015
Oh look what a shock, women have to ruin everything
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>>19783557
That video make me want to stab her
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>>19787053
You mean WASP.
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>>19779023
where is the explosion?
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>>19789026
no way this is real, do americans realy cook like this?? doesnt even look that tasty
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>>19789186
its german
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>>19789026
the shows name is german and its one more penny in the 'hitler was right' jar
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>>19779015
what a good lady
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why does butter in countries like america, africa and china always look so white and flavourless
here in europe we have pure and delicious butter
it's supposed to be yellow, not white
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>>19789026
The girl is called "Dome" (nickname for Dominique) and a few years ago she was a well-known meme character for german scripted reality trash tv.
She played the role of the typical uneducated, fat, greedy and lazy girl. Her aunt (Marianne) always tried to help her and support her but Dome always managed to fuck up even the simplest things which ultimately led to one disaster after another.
The real person behind Dome was interviewed a fews months ago by a famous german youtuber where she talks about her role.
Not only does she come off as pretty likeable but she also lost a shit-ton of weight.
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>>19789746
cows eat mostly dried hay=white butter.
cows who graze on a meadow=yellow butter.
it's because of the beta-carotine content in fresh grass.
however, some producers artificially add beta-carotine to their butter so it looks more yellowish even though the cows may never have eaten one gram of fresh grass.
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>>19779009
does he even chew?
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>>19789889
do you even have eyes?
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>>19787007
because it isn't steak
it's a slice of prime rib, or likely some other larger roast
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>>19779055
Eww she eatin da poopoo
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>>19787972
I'd rather have $500 of cocaine
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>>19787120
>likes plain rice and water
>too poor to afford salt and pepper
Chinese trash
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>>19786927
>sauce on steak
Fucking Europeans ruining good meat with anything other than A1 or a nice char
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>>19783559
>>19785856
Deborah St Pierre - Model
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>>19779015
>butt bread
>$200/slice
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>>19786578
He'll be the hottest chef in NYC in 10yrs
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>>19786927
>>19786974 >>19787007 >>19787021 >>19787059 >>19787593 >>19787926 >>19788090 >>19791525
Always a Bearnaise pairing w/ beef
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>>19779036
based
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>>19779009

This guy is from my neck of the woods - Newfoundland, Canada. He is what we'd call a "bayman". Similar to an American Redneck, but think of a fisherman Redneck. Most of the rural folks in Newfoundland live in "bays", or coastal communities with heavy cod fishing roots.

When I say 'bay' here, I mean the exact opposite of say, San Francisco lol. I'm talking cold, frigid, icy, windy, foggy, grey, snowy bays. These dudes are hard as fuck.
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>>19783608
why do gooks think this is sexy?
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>>19779036
I can't even be mad at this.
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>>19779009
SNL 1976
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>>19779063
need the full clip, please.
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>>19789026
>webm name
>clearly German
OBSESSED.
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>>19779080
Looks like a heathy and tasty dish, but don't call tofu "your protein"


You won't get enough protein from that.
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>>19783775
Isn't Lyme disease from ticks?
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>>19779101
Someone tell me that's cheese and not butter.
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>>19785017
mustard on eggs are nice, i do the same
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>>19779138
I can tell this is from brazil
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>>19780551
that much skin near a hot barbecue grill makes me uncomfortable.
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>>19779023
JUST SLICE IT AND EAT IT YOU FUCKING HAUTE CUISINE SHIT BAG
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>>19782937
Chinese coal on a stick?
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>>19783486
All of us did that at some point
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>>19779085
He might have second thoughts about this silly act when he chops his fingers off
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>>19783557
>buy red meat. EEEW, FAT!

Eat fish or chicken then.

Also, RIP drain.
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>>19783608
at least she doesn't eat like a pig
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>>19785645
ancients greeks were like:

There must be an easier way to barbecue!!!
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>>19791870
you lost me at protein
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>>19786578
Where did they get this footage of Wang Gang when he was a child?
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>>19789782
nice to know
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>>19779080
>boiling thin rice noodles
>rinsing them
do the thai really do this?
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>>19783557
Was her nutrition curriculum 50 years old? wouldnt be shocked if she then put a ton of rice in the dish after draining the fat
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>>19782083
This is some next level bait
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>>19791525
>>Ruining a steak
>>A1
You might as well put ketchup on a steak.
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>>19791716
dude looks based as fuck
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>>19792334

Dude probably spent the day in the boat he built himself catching cod and crab, came ashore and shot a moose, dragged it home on his ATV, and now is telling his wife to fuck off recording him eating his supper.
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>>19791888
You can catch lyme through blood and saliva.
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>>19779015
>why does my pizza taste like ass.
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>>19779009
A Manly Man
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>>19779036
kek
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>>19782083
God... I genuinely hate women. This is why they used to be beaten. Jesus, fucking christ.
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>>19782941
I commend the Chinese for putting an end to this degeneracy--even though I absolutely despise their government. This muckbang shit needs to stop.
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>>19789186
>>19789297
Yes, newfag. This is a German slob. Granted, my fellow countrymen are almost all composed of trash, but take a moment to take your stupid smug fave out of your own ass, as you love the smell of your own shit, for a moment to actually have a grasp of the real world.
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>>19779080
Camera/editing by Michael J. Fox
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>>19791963
fuck you, you party pooper
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>>19779015
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>>19788078
my sides
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>>19779036
>Statian cuisine
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>>19791870
>enough protein
Not everyone goes on /fit/, you know? That's clearly enough proteins to live, and you can find proteins almost everywhere.
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>>19780814
Vegans don't give a shit about this kind of brainwashing.
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>>19783557
Probably learned about the amount of fat in meat in nutririon class and that's all her ana-chan brain latched onto. So what do we do with the grease we can't drain? Wash it off, of course
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>>19789186
1.It's German
and 2. It's from a satire.
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>>19791496
free-based
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Anyone have that obnoxious video of a gay stereotype of a man baking and kept snapping his fingers at everything?
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>>19779091
lol the fuck is the point of this
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>>19791525
>"fuck them for putting sauce on steak!"
>puts sauce on steak
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>>19783557
>"nutrition" is a class
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>>19779015
did some research
Suzie Carina
https://www.porntrex.com/video/753866/frolicme-pizza-pleasure
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>>19782110
No one's coping but you retard
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>>19786927
>not eating trying the steak without any sauce first
filthy savage...
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>>19783864
Wow dude you're really observant how did you figure that all out by yourself
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>>19779129
you've crowded your pan and the meat has boiled instead of browned, shame on you. Gordon Ramsay electrifies a turkey to death every time you fuck up frying meat. help stop the madness. batch fry your meats.
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>>19787926
actually go to a decent restaurant, most people sperg about portions have no idea the high price is usually for a tassting menu and you do get 5-6 small dishes. Just go complain about it to the teenager at the drive thru while he hands you your big mac and fries, maybe he gives a shit
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>>19791525
>leaving all the delicious flavour from cooking the steak for the dishwasher.

pan sauce is one of the tastiest substances known to man, my 30 stone friend.
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>>19779135
Really useful without sound dickhead
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>>19792684
Your insecurities are showing, anon.
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>>19792102
i think it's to stop the cooking process and stop them from sticking together
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>>19795838
Poor guy is so dejected. He was just trying to help.
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>>19782617
Be gone, foul creature.
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>>19794409
cardiac arrest
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>>19792654
You clearly have no fucking idea what that song is about.
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>>19783864
They actually taste really good. Though compared to most clams they're pretty tough. Just gotta clean their filter and pop the shell off.
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>>19779085
HARAM
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>>19791888
Ticks are just a vector for it. They spead the bacteria which infects your blood resulting in Lymes
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>>19792684
You hate women because you are virgin and ugly
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>>19779118
>>19779122
>>19779116
>>19779106
>>19779063
>>19779055
>>19779046
>>19779015
stop posting NIGGER. i get repulsed by the food AND the roastie when they are put together because MUH PUCCAY, MUH HOT GRILL PUSSAYYYY YEAH BOYY
its such a low level of food/product advertisement that it makes me physically ill - that combination is neither nice for the eyes nor does it make any sense. fucking boomers and their cooming god damn it ruined everything
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>>19789026
You've posted this webm for month specifically with that file name when anyone who opens it can clearly see she's German specifically to piss people off and spread disinformation out of severe penis envy.
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>>19786927
I can tell just from the way that knife and fork moves, that's my main nigga Chef John.
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>>19795791
This is exactly what you eat in prison. Yeah, it seems disgusting but you work with what you have. This is all they let you buy off the commissary, so dudes just mix everything together. Usually there's more sauces and shit in it, and the meat is either fish or summer sausage.

...It tastes better than you'd think.
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>>19796432
Why just don't eat it separately?
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>>19796346
shut up
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>>19795379
how do i make those eggs tho
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>>19792102
No. You soak your noodles before frying them. The recipe is also missing tamarind. Not authentic pad thai.
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>>19795635
Lmao this faggot can't even type curse words because mommy and daddy might find out he uses foul language online
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>>19779036
>kick useless sakura
Jej
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>>19796346
Confirmed for homosexual faggot
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>>19779091
I hate America
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>>19782083
>when she starts cutting the garlic
AHHHHHHHHH
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>>19783559
I bet she jet fighter like a fuck
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>>19795838
>washing chicken
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>>19785645
Someone put the interstellar music
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>>19789026
it makes me sad and angry how people can get this fat, specially when they are older. My body would collapse if I were beyond 240; and here there are these fat fucks with their ultra heavy duty organs keeping them alive.
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>>19785041
Underrated kek
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>>19791972
>open mouth chewing
>not like a pig
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>>19797393
imagine how bad that guy is at eating pussy
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>>19796192
>>>19779046
no one gives a fuck about that dogshit song.
it's fucking ass and lame af
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>>19786578
That little kid has had the cooking beaten into him since he could walk.
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>>19791963
You know mutt, in the rest of the world we actually cook meals so we have skill with knives and cutlery rather than stuffing ourselves dead with wendys and other jewish industrial food
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>>19794576
>this kills the crab
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>>19782786
>just opened.
lel found the city loser, try the one straight off the tree retard
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>>19797836
haha funny
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>>19785645
inb4 gimbal lock
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>>19795937
>>19796316
Show tits or gtfo. Also, learn how to actually cook, which means properly utilizing a knife AND using the proper knife to prepare your ingredients. Dumb bitches.

Lastly, your gender is easy to fuck: especially single mothers that are desperate for financially stable men to fix their mistakes for them... except I pump and dump them. Cope, whore.
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>>19798508
I'm a male and a man, come fuck me, retard.
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>>19779046
>>19779063
source/names?
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>>19798508
top tier cringe, do you even read what you write?
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>>19798577
Ayo behave like a bitch get treated like one, simp. I'd buttfuck your soul to death.
>>19798668
Obviously, you dumb bitch. I transferred thoughts from my brain into text with proper grammar and composition. So the very simple answer is, yes. However, at the very least I know how to complete the extremely basic task of properly and efficiently mincing onions... unlike nearly all modern women to this day.
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>>19794567
She's married btw
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>>19798706
weirdo
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>>19798935
You know the rules. Tits or gtfo, bitch.
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>>19798968
man take a breath and step away from your computer for a minute. It's clearly not good for you. Your posts are just plain weird, like that of someone who takes /pol/ way too seriously.
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>>19782983

That's not true. Name one cooking technique that makes delicious tofu. It's either the sauce and spices that taste good; tofu is just filler.
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>>19797447
>>19797447

I'm hoping they were being sarcastic, but I can't tell.
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>>19799082
You see, anon, stepping away from the computer and experiencing life is the very reason why I am who I am. Computer whores--Neets, do not know how to mince onions as they do not cook nutritious meals for themselves, nor do they know which knife to use to complete this very basic task--which is fundamental to nearly all nutritious dishes.

This is a /ck/ gif thread, idk why you retarded cooklets even bother with it.
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>>19799128
>This is a /ck/ gif thread
then why are you posting some schizo ramblings? At least post some content you fucking loser
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>>19797768
prove it
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>>19799187
Kek. Okay. You want to see a coin slot next, onionlet?
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>>19795838
I knw what it's like to fuck up in the kitchen with family, so I feel for the guy.

But still, goddamn, washing the chicken with dish soap?
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>>19797458
Anon, i think that is of no significance to that dude
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>>19799219
keep sperging /pol/cuck
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>>19799346
Okay female nigger, learn how to mince onions and try not to bring down civilization as you do it.
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>>19791950
nope
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>>19799385
USA right now.
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>>19783486
That ketchup precum is the worst part
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>>19784668
cringe
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>>19798765
And has multiple kids
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>>19796519
SOURCE???
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>>19799096
BASED IRON SHEIK
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>>19780833
KEK
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>>19798765
good for her
hope they're treating each other well
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>>19799219
POST THE COIN SLOT. I NEED IT.
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>>19783608
Oh shit. This one did it for me.
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>>19794576
What a way to go.
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>>19795791
>>19795838
The first one alone was enough to give me nigger fatigue. Why'd you have to post the second one?
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>>19782798
>>19796995
>stop enjoying things!!12
Kill yourselves you third worlders.
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>>19797072
um, yeah? all chicken you buy in america has to be washed before use, due to the way it is processed.

...please tell me you don't just cook your chicken without washing it first

whelp, enjoy chlorine poisoning i guess? lol
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>>19801343
america is a third world country lmao
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>>19801433
Sure thirdie keep telling yourself that.
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>>19779138
Is stuff like this meant to be humorous? Is it a sandwich? Is a person supposed to pick that up and actually eat it?
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>>19782930
Geoduck.
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>>19779091
Imagine looking at that and thinking it needs cheese painted onto it
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>>19779009
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>>19779138
What do you even eat it with?
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>>19797072
takes the strong chicken smell out of the meat. you should try.
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>>19797393
SOMEONE PLEASE POST THE BURGER CHAD
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>>19801417
The chlorine in chlorine-washed chicken doesn't pose any health risks. The only thing you have to do is to cook your chicken properly. You don't have to wash it. Washing it literally just makes things worse, as it propagates bacteria all over your sink.
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>>19796514
you mean scotish egg?
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>>19801564

lol
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>>19779009
This man fucking disgusts me.
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>>19799219
How fast you can gain pounds is heavily underrated.
I went from 180 lbs to 200 lbs in a year, and 200 to 240 lbs in another year. Thankfully back to 175 now but man..
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>>19799407
then you're not swedish
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>>19797536
You're fucked mate.
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>>19780833
well done
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>>19798765
Uuuuf imagine banging that palsy ass around the kitchen. With those massive tits just bouncing around? Nice.
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>>19796487
Culture
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>>19799385
Story?
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>>19797458
You mean sucking cock
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>>19797512
simple and magnificent, I haven't baked cookies in fucking forever and this made me want to.
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>>19802370
Typical nigger that doesn't know how to swim drowns. White Man typically tries to save him--then drowns by drowning nigger.

That is the story, and the story of the human race. Fuck you, nigger.
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>>19779009
That's probably the single most autistic way of eating the sket ive ever seen
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someone webm some nostalgic soupe opera vids
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>>19779028
Fuck my ass sideways I can smell that from here. God dammit I fucking love good cheese.
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>>19788067
well played
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>>19782930
>how to get rat lung worm and other parasites>>19783162
>>19783209
>>19791944
Looks more smoked to me. Everyones briskets in texas are smoked and have a fuckin jet black outside but tastes delicious
Its not encased in a smoker but depending on the wood it can still be smoked

Imagine being a bunch of retards who have never smoked a massive 7-20lb slab of beef to a jet black outside and eaten the most amazing thing u can eat on this planet. The satisfaction of of cutting through the smokey blackness and seeing the perfect red ring and super tender meat. Nothing u can cook is more satisfying.
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>>19783557
>not just buying leaner beef
93/7 has like no fucking grease. I use it for quick hamburger helper and i have to add olive oil so it doesnt burn

Also 2nding the "RIP flavor" comment. Stupid bitch just washed all the Browning off. Its where 99% of the flavor comes from and her shit doesnt have a good sear either.
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>>19788067
lmao
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>>19799346
Different pol tard here.
Not believing in the primary idealogies of pol makes YOU the cuck.
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>>19802492
That is not smoked, the meet is literally getting direct flame. The reason why smoked brisket in Texas is black on the outside is because it has a dry rub with spices. Smoking meat is done at a very low temperature for incredible amounts of time. This >>19799346 is smoked.
>t. Texan
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>>19789026
this is german and the show is heavily staged
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>>19796346
based
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>>19797748
do you ever shut up
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>>19797458
Alright
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>>19792723
ESL pls do us a favor and gauss cannon your modem through your 5 inch thick skull
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>>19797458
>>19799256
>>19802405

kek
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>>19795387
>inserts butt plug
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>>19795838
This woman is beautiful, even their own are tired of stupid men
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>>19779106
As an Italian I'm disgusted by that pasta. PlAlso using the bowl is wrong.
Delet this
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>>19797044
kek
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>>19801417
>>19801676
found the niggers
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>>19783608
What kind of fucking animal chews with their mouth open?
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>>19802868
the fuck is wrong with these people? just sous vide it
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>>19779009
Just eat.
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>>19779063
>>19779055
>>19779046
>>19779015
>>19779073
you're a fucking degenerate, he asks for food related shit and you manage to post porn.
>b-but it's still food related
fucking die coomer.
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>>19804958
i'm the op retard and those are all my webms. Stop sperging out
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>>19804977
then you're a degenerate
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>>19804977
If I wanted to look at whores I'd go on any other thread
I'm here for food
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>>19805000
>>19805024
this is /gif/ you fucking retards. Go to /wsg/ or /ck/ for that shit. I swear you /pol/cucks are on another level of stupidity
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>>19799346
how do people achieve meat like this? I can do it with some cuts in a casserole and shit but not like this.
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>>19805037
So you're saying I should start posting trannies since this is gif
Ain't a gif thread without trannies
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>>19805058
stop acting like a retard ffs you're a grown adult
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>>19805060
and you're a coomer. you can't even have a thread about food without seeing tits or ass, you're gonna die alone.
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>>19805088
again this is /gif/ not /wsg/ retard
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>>19805060
Fixed your thread my man :)
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>>19805152
the thread is on page 10 retard you can't bump it anymore
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>>19805166
Imagine giving a fuck about that
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>>19797393
If you are going to eat with a knife and a fork

1) You use metal ones and not plastic
2) if you end up eating like a retard anway, whats the point of a knife and fork dumbass. You bring your food to your mouth and not your mouth to your food you imbecile faggot.
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>>19791950
> t. Not a wog
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>>19783559
You can tell she's retarded, can't even move to the music. Her timing's way off



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