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>CTRL-F escort
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What happened to those threads.
Massage parlors, paid encounters and anything tying to the oldest profession in the world are more than welcome ITT
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Bump !
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How much of a fucking low life must you be to pay for sex. There are women everywhere looking for sex for free and people pay for it. Wtf
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I've got 6 years of the hobby under my belt. AMA as long as irs not personally identifying.
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>>20453205
As a totally complete newbie who has some interest in this, do you have any advice for people wanting to dip their toes into the hobby? Such as sites to use and just any general advice would be appreciated.
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>>20453161
You're thinking about it the wrong way. Look at food as an analogy. You could cook dinner for yourself at home basically for free besides cost of ingredients. But the meal will be like a 5 or 6 out of 10. Or you can go to a world class restaurant with 5 star service and eat the best steak of your life. Hooking up with a regular girl is like cooking at home. Its mostly free except the cost of dinner and drinks or whatever, but she will likely be average looking or average in bed or both. Or you can pay a professional escort who will look like a model and have pornstar skills in the bedroom. Its about treating yourself to the finest experience.
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>>20453345
(1/2)Good question, first thing to do is silently observe and look for patterns. Some sites are pretty safe like Eros, Tryst, PrivateDelights, and Slixa. Try Eros first, depending on your nearest major city. Budget for these girls for 1 hour of fun will be anywhere from 300 up to like 1000+

If you are on a lower budget check out sites like Skipthegames, craigslist, and a couple others. But this is more risky. Girls will be flaky, lots of fake ads, lots of scam adds, higher risk to get busted by cops, so that's where you really have to be patient and really watch and pay attention for a couple weeks to learn the patterns of posters. That will help you sort put the fakes, bots, scammers, etc.
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>>20453345
(2/2) once you are ready to pull the trigger set up your email and phone. Get a burner phone or a burner app. There's literally an app called 'burner' and its what I use. Get a new email address. I recommend using protonmail. This keeps all communication separate from your real life.

If you wanna go for a mid/high tier girl, they will need verification to prove you're not a cop. This is where you need to take a risk. Go through her verification process, which probably means giving her your real identity. Don't panic, this is a small risk and usually safe and lots of mongers do it as their main verification method. Once you meet her, explain to her that you are new to the hobby and ask if you can use her as a reference for future dates. She will almost definitely agree and from then on you can just give new escorts her information and she will vouch for you not being a cop. That's all the ladies want to know. Once you have more dates, you have more references and people will only ever know your first name, burner number, and fake email address.

Payment and communication. Payment should always be in an UNSEALED white envelope. Never mention money when you arrive to her room. Just lay the envelope on the dresser and go wash your hands. It will be gone when you get back. NEVER TALK ABOUT SEX ACTS OVER PHONE OR EMAIL. Just set up the date for an hour and have a good time. Once she's already sucking your dick, then it's safe to ask what sex acts are on the menu.
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Anyone got premium to look at some reviews for AMP on rubmaps for queens,ny?
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>>20453445
Im the same poster as above you. Ive done that and its usually a crap shoot. Never reliable and often very outdated information. Your best bet is joining a message board like USASG or TheEroticReview and surfing there for well established AMPs. I've never been a fan of the AMP scene because its so inconsistent and unpredictable.
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>>20453432
I always forget that sex work is illegal in other countries.
Anyway, seems like solid advise for one of those placesdt4
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>>20453382
>>20453432
Wow, thanks so much! Will have to checkout these sites and get into this some day soon!
Since you a lot of experience, what do you think is a common mistake people make and what are some pitfalls to avoid?
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Has anyone used any of the Cam-to-Cam sights? If so, what did you use and how did it go? What sights would you recommend?
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I'm over my hooker budget for the month since I had to buy a washer and a few other unexpected things. Took every ounce of my will not to go see someone right now and by will I mean I beat myself off. In all seriousness though I've been seeing escorts on and off for 6 years now but thanks to a better job I've been addicted to the better options available to me now lately its ridiculous. Have any of you felt like seeing escorts has started to become an addiction?
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>>20453382
>>20453432
Same anon as these two above

>>20453530
Common mistakes. Never pay deposits. In rare exception you might, but never on any website that you can't 100% trust that the girl is legit. Some high end escorts ask for deposits and the community is torn about whether we should fight back and boycott the ladies who do it so they will stop. Some mongers don't mind paying 10-25% up front. I personally don't. If you are on one of the low end boards like SkipTheGames, or craigslist or something like that, then any time a lady asks for a deposit it is 20000% guaranteed to be a scam. Never pay deposits for low end service.

>>20453544
I've done it once, didn't feel good about it. I would stick with mainstream stuff like MyFreeCams and Chaturbate. Or find a model on OnlyFans that will do cam to cam stuff through skype, zoom, etc. I just don't like the idea of a virtual jerk off date. Not my speed. Plus you could be recorded and that's sketch to me.

>>20453594
I was 100% addicted back in 2017. I managed to get it under control and limited myself to 1 or 2 bookings a month. Never more than 1 per paycheck. I'm middle class, but not rolling in cash, so budget is a consideration. But the addiction factor is real.
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>>20452372
The last whore I saw I asked her via text if multiple cum shots were cool, and she said it was with the hour. Then when I get there I bust in 10 minutes, she starts to get dressed, I ask her about the multi shot and she responds she doesn't do that and if I want another I can pay. Fuck this shitty town and these shitty whores. Might as well go for "normal" girls since everyone here is a fucking bust
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>>20453530
>>20453655

Meant to add more common mistakes, but forgot.
1 - Never Pay Deposits (See post above)
2 - Don't try to be friends with or date the girls outside of the hobby
3 - Don't talk about sexual acts via text or email. In many cases the girl will block your number because that's what get's people busted is some sort of written evidence that sex acts were being discussed along with money.
4 - Always use a condom, no exceptions. Bareback blowjobs are mostly fine, but use your own discretion. Never have pussy sex or anal sex raw with these ladies. Even if they look pretty and clean and professional. Just don't do it. Use your brain.
5 - Plan a sensible budget and stick to it. The hobby is fun but can be addicting. Don't blow your life savings banging russian and brazilian supermodels. Learn from my mistakes.
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>>20452391
Sauce nigga
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>>20453682
Should have confirmed multiple pops before you busted the first time. I've been there before homie, don't beat yourself up for it. I always double check specifics of the date during the blowjob warmup. At that point your dick is in her mouth, so she's not a cop. Just get back on the horse and try again.
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>>20453356
I dislike your analogy. I can cook on a 8+ level. My steaks are probably one of my best, so it's closer to a 10. If I buy higher quality ingredients, I get better quality finished produce, but you've discounted cost of ingredients as relevant in your analogy.
I don't disagree on the theory of paying for sex, though I do disagree on the practice, since I'm good looking enough to get most girls if I put myself out there.
Using analogies is kind of a suckers game anyways, since they can never be perfect. You already have the perfect comparison when you utilize the original subject matter. After all, what better comparison to paying for sex is there than the example of paying for sex.
Buy sex if you want to buy sex. After all, someone is always selling it. Just don't compare it to things that people have expertise in because it's going to fall flat to those of us who are actually skilled in your comparison.
I've eaten in places with $100 plates. The food is good, but I can do just as well with the same ingredients and even better for my own palate, since I have control over the entire process.
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>>20453698
Bro, this is like the sixth or seventh horse. Ever since my regular girl retired in January I've been shit outta luck here. The hot chicks want $500 an hour but provide the same level of service as the $200 slags, with the added bonus of flaking on you 95% of the time. And the slags are too nasty to want anything more than the mediocre blowjob they'll give you
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>>20453687
Gotcha, lots of things to take into consideration.
Do you have any personal experiences with making mistakes like these or others?
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>>20453712
grand austismo
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>>20453475
well thank you for the tip anyways. Much obliged.
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>>20452372
lurking, i love these threads. i am working up the courage to hire a hooker one of these days. i am already 32 and never paid for sex, i used to tell myself why pay for something i get for free or with little effort but honestly as time went on i kinda dig the idea of being selfish and just giving some desperate whore money to worry about my needs and desires while i don't have to worry about getting a random bitch to cum.
any suggestions for nyc? what are the price ranges here like?
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>>20453746
Ditto dude. Lurking here so far and eating all the info crumbs i can get helps quite alot. In nyc too and seems like the range is like 250-550-ish give or take.
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>>20453382
whores still use craigslist? man i used to get some crazy chicks off craigslist i haven't looked back since they took down the personals...
did craigslist personals ever get replaced for casual sex?
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>>20453727
If it looks too good to be true it probably is. Always google phone numbers and use google image search or yandex to reverse image search her pics
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>>20453768
I'm not sure about craigslist. I know backpage got nuked. Craigslist might still have some creeping around. I just couldn't think of a site that was similar tier as SkipTheGames. STG is fine if you lurk for weeks to filter out the bots and scams.
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>>20453712
Fuck...If you are that awesome..wtf are you doing here? Get lost with your fucking cooking skills and your handsomeness, after 10 min. whores will pay you to shut the fuck up
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>>20453712
It's been awhile since I read cringe like this.
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I know 4chan and reddit arent best friends but if you dabble in reddit r/havingfunhobbying is a resource that can help those learning the art

>>20453345
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paying for sex?
Leeemaaaaaoooooo
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>>20453712
If you cook well and are good looking, then you are the top 1%. Fuck off with your limited world view.
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>>20453928
Your standards are low, bro.
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>>20453765
>>20453746
there is a prolific monger on reddit (i know, i know) that lives in NYC and runs a subreddit that is specifically geared toward helping noobs navigate the hobby

if you're interested it's r/havingfunhobbying
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Just found this https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Profile/QLD/Townsville/Independent/aus/ my dick wants it to be real but it looks fake what do u guys think?
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>>20454152
the onlyfans makes it seem legit

if you really wanted to be sure you could subscribe to the OF then message her there and confirm the ad was placed by her and not a troll
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>>20454129
Thanks for the intel <@:-)
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>>20454222
>https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Profile/QLD/Townsville/Independent/aus/
Amazing skills wish I lasted longer!! - Brad


I was so nervous before going but after I left couldn’t stop smiling for a week! - James

Wow No gag reflex! I’ve never had someone get it all down like that!! - Sam

My Mum wouldn't let me go - Charlie
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>>20454229
Then I woke up and I had shit on my Mom's rubber sheets and started crying - Cats12
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>>20453205
how do the escorts typically react when you fuck them hard?

ive only seen 3 girls at amp's but im still kind of shy and reserved during sex. I want to go pierre woodman style berserk on the amp girls but I hold back because i dont want to piss them off
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Any tips for London
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>>20454292
>but I hold back because i dont want to piss them off
but you have paid them money to fuck their AIDS hole like all the other retarded losers she has sucked off?
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>>20454603
I AM NOT A LOSER THE WHORE IS IN LOVE WITH MEEEEEEEEEE!
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how long to avoid PMO before visiting one?
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>>20454665
Pissing Mommy's Orifice?
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>>20454675
yeah, how long?
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>>20454679
You will start crying any minute now, I expect. Unless your Mom goes to the janny.
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I remember the last time one of these threads were up it also included massage parlors with happy endings.I forget, was the "way to tell" the generic stock photos on the walls, or was that the sign that it's not a happy ending place? There's one near me that I'm interested in trying but I don't want to waste the money if I'm not gonna get a handy or a blowjob out of it.
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>>20454742
check usasexguide for information, go to the section for your state or town or city and to the massage parlor thread for that, start reading
check google reviews too, read carefully
do your research, never skimp out on doing your research
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>>20454742
Ask your Mum, Charlie, she works there.
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>>20454762
>never skimp out on doing your research
>when paying a diseased whore to suck your disabled cock for money
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>>20453687
>>20453655
can you kiss the escorts? or is it something of a no no?
always wondered about that
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>>20454822
yes they love to kiss fat pissy strangers mouths with the mouth they just had in some fat mongoloids asshole ten mins ago
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>>20454834
you can get a good taste of 10 guys cum and syphilis
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>>20452372
Best thread on 4chan. I asked the escort I lost my virginity to to send me some nudes for my birthday this week (for money of course), and she said she would. Having a number I can call to get a hot girl to do dirty things for me is probably the greatest discovery of my life bros.
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>>20454822
Depends on the girl. Most offering GFE will kiss. Many in general will offer kissing for extra money. Kissing is nice, so I do it when available.
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>>20455539
Are most escorts okay with fat guys? I've always been nervous to look into getting an escort due to my weight.
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>>20455816
A lot of escorts are actually fatter than what you'd expect so you don't have to feel any shame
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>>20455816

If you are at the point where you can't wipe yourself, you may have a hard time guaranteeing you are at the right hygiene level.

If you can shower up and smell nice you are good to go with most hos.
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>>20455816
How fat are you? Most don't give a shit. When you book, just give your height and weight (You should do this if you're fat or not). Escorts really only care about 3 things:

1. You pay their rate
2. You're clean and don't smell like shit
3. You're respectful

As long as you're those three things, they'll fuck you with a smile
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>>20453205
How do I protect myself from scams?
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>>20456107
Not him, but just do basic research on the whores you're looking to fuck. Most have reviews, multiple ads, etc. Don't go after cheap whores that are obviously too good to be true.
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>>20456063
DO NOT REDEEM THE CARD MAAM
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>>20456239
hot
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>>20453712
I don't say this as an insult, only as an observation based on how you communicate - you sound autistic
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>>20456063
BLOODDY BASTARD I WILL CALL BOLICE ON YOU FBI AND CIA
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>>20456267
I know it's on national geographics, but what is the series called?
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Always wanted to go to an AMP but I'm like 90% sure it'll end in disappointment
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All I want to do is fuck escorts and go to strip clubs. Why the fuck did corona have to happen and ruin all that? This is bullshit.
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>see like 15 escorts
>they all fucking suck and look like discount versions of the girl in their ads

Well this fucking blows. Think I'm done with these bitches. I only found one girl was worthwhile she was an independent massage with happy ending. Think I'm gonna see her again and peace out.

I'm in Houston Texas but I'm guessing this isn't a local issue but an issue with bitches. Be warned fellow mongers because these escorts lie about so fucking much and if you see a 5/10 in the pictures the reality is that she is a 3/10.
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>always book 30 min or 1h
>read the benefits of longer bookings on the threads
>try a 2h
>cum in the first hour
>get incredible sensitible on head
>need to wait almost 1 hour to fuck again

Well, I get you people. Longer sessions are nice if the girl is sociable and you enjoy talking to her. Otherwise, keep it short, no way you can fuck 2h straight. In theory you can, but the dick gets too sensitible and it is uncomfortable.
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>>20456526

It's true. These ads are so done up that they're usually unrecognizable.

I try to check out their twitter to see some of their more unfiltered shit if I'm lucky. In a pinch, I'll buy their OnlyFans to see what they actually look like. It fucking sucks because literally none of these women make good content, but it's usually like $10 that ends up saving me $400 of regret.
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Are AMP girls more likely to give bareback if you're a regular?
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I hate it when providers look amazing, have great reviews, but don't do bbbj. Such a bummer, I'm limited in my area cause very few of the higher tier escorts do it.
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>>20456063
both of you are morons
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>>20454779

Are we still talking about whores or non-professionals?
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Just curious, have any of you ran across an ad of a provider you personally knew before you were introduced to this service. Etc: school mates, friends ex’s, or just acquaintances.

Ran across an ad recently of a girl I went to the same school with. Not surprised at all she was got around a lot but it was kind of sad to see.
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>>20457171
Jeez man, I fucking wish. If any old school mates of mine were an escort I'd drop however much to fuck em. The most I've had were a lot of people I knew from high school and collage are OnlyFans chicks
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>>20452372
>oldest profession
Who paid them?
Someone must ha e earned a currency first to pay them.
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>>20452372
>oldest profession
what about hunting and farming?
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>>20456526
Yeah, I gave up on it after like 3 of them and they all turned out to be ugly hags. I had better luck messaging random girls on tinder who put their snapchats in their profile.
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>>20457202
True. Was thinking about re-downloading OF just to spook around on old friends pages. But I usually like to keep my pervy lifestyle out of my personal so the jokes on me
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>>20456526
The amount of photoshop/filters these bitches use is disgusting.
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>>20457362
I wish more people I used to know would whore themselves out. I dunno, I just find something about that to be so hot. You ever find old friends on there before and is there any way you go about it? For me it's just some of them advertised it on their instagrams.
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>>20457416
Nah bud, I just found one girl I used to know. She was listed on a pretty shitty website so it wasn’t hard to find her at all.
She’s not even worth it is what makes it sad.

Not a pro at finding them but I would just get close to the friends that have OF accounts. Some of them will only provide meet ups to their private circle. That or Twitter, some might post a linktree to their dirty twitter
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>>20457253
oldest profession for women
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Going to Miami tomorrow, looking to get an escort or something. Any recommendations/tips?
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>>20457583
Don't.
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>>20453161
because sometimes dickhead, you just want to fuck a hot girl, blow a load into her mouth and across her face and have the rest of the day free.

Not spend half the night wasting the same amount of money for something that "might" happen.
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>>20457656
How about you take control of your woman and don't go out wasting hundreds of dollars on her for no reason.
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>>20457839
Too difficult for me. I've had 28 years of failing at that, luckily whores are pretty easy.
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>>20457583
avoid the niggers and beaners
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I have been chatting to a girl who I met on tinder for the last week. We really get on and I will likely soon be in a relationship with her. However we matched on her first day of quarantine as she as has just come into the country for uni and doesn't get out till next Monday.

Seeing as I'm not in a relationship yet I'm thinking of visiting a Dom to fulfill some fantasies that I don't know if I will ever get a chance to experience otherwise. The fantasy is being locked in chastity and fucked with a strap on.

Should I do it or should I just wait to fuck this girl I'm speaking to?
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>>20453928
>and are good looking

So basically, you're blaming people for shit they can't control upon birth?
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>>20454229
>>20454239
mongoloid bro! How's the mental hospital? Are they feeding you?
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>>20455526
Glad it happened bro. Just remember to work on getting a real gf in the future. You now have nothing further to lose
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>>20456063
kek
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>>20456267
kys, /pol/
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Is anyone having trouble viewing skipthegames? It keeps giving me this denial of service shit
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>>20458093
Ghostbin is down, usasexforums is down, stg is down... why do I feel like the fundies found these threads and are going after everything we love?
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>>20458093
>>20458138
Usasexguide and stg are both up for me.
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>>20458138
Usasexguide is still up for me too

>>20458170
My issue isn't the sites being down. They think I'm using a VPN and are blocking me. This has happened since I've moved today. Seething. Does anyone know how to get around this?
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>>20457233
since when do you need to be paid in currency you retard?
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>>20456063
if it's a bot, most are poorly coded sql databases.
reply with the following and you might just delete all their data:
'); DROP TABLE
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>>20457988
Just fuck the girl bro.
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>>20458292
lel
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>>20452372
How do you guys pay for this shit?

Most of these women are like 300 bucks minimum.
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I travel a lot in the world as a profession, I have done quite hooking up. So all countries has different processes for this depends of the legality of the situation. Basic rule of thumb is find a reliable source /website.if there is "verified photos" and rates are written probably a professional service you can expect no hassle. or there is a WhatsApp number that you can ask which girls you have and they send you pictures and you choose. if you search in English probably the services will be professional but prices will be higher. and most basic way to find a hooker is just go to a bar hookers will be waiting there, if a girl approaches you 99% hooker :D
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I got the most professional service in Netherlands, you go to a villa, there are girls in lingerie walking around , you sit down , they introduce themselves one by one and go, you choose one and get in to a room. Girls are eager while talking and having sex 100-200 Euros per hr. and they are checked for STDs every month or so. you pay beforehand. and this is common for almost all Europe, they have legit brothels, with written price list and everything. Germany has FKKs , which is like dream, there is entrance fee. you go in with a robe there is foods and drink, girls are everywhere going naked you just go and ask the fee and your requests if you agree you do it.

Older Soviet countries are also good because girls are beautiful, I mean BEAUTIFUL.rates are relatively cheaper, 50usd you can find nice Russian girls 18yo with a angle face.
there are "Banyas" witch are sauna basically a brothel, if you just ask to a cab driver they will bring you. but internet services recommended, in Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan etc. they will come to your room with plus taxi fare which is like 5usd.
in African countries it may be even cheaper, and there are already working girls usually sitting in the bar of the hotel so you can just go sit there, they will come and try to talk with you. negotiate the price because they try to RIP you off, but again basic rule of thumb in africa "you pay a hooker to leave your room after having sex, not to have sex with you" some of them can try to threaten you to make a scene if you are there for professional purposes, ask for more money.
in not legal countries like Etihopia, Pakistan you make a massage appointment, with extra bucks girls turn into hookers.
if it's a sharia country like Arab areas, you find "4chan" like local web sites under massage boards and talk via phone. Usually asians bring you the cheap services, but the most quality Russian girls there and they cost you about 1000usd.
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>>20454152
You reatrd that's fake.
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>>20454296

London here - not actually tried punting, but the misses has stopping bothering so I'm tempted to give it a whirl at some stage. Site called Adultwork comes recommended - I gather it's generally as simple as just getting in touch and making a booking, although the level of anonymity you may wish to employ is up to you. It's not illegal at all, but you don't want some whore trying to pull any shenanigans either.

Anyone ever tried putting together something fancy for an occasion, two girls at the same time, that kinda thing? How about hiring pornstars who escort? Good at fucking on film equate to real life?
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Story time...
One time after a long flight we arrived to a hotel in the middle of africa, a Hilton I think. local time past 2am so, late in the evening. I went to bar just to smoke before going to the room. In the bar there are leftover girls who are very eager to find a job. they started to come and try to talk to me like what are you doing bla bla.
I was not interested for that night really, a chubby girl asked me "would you like me to come with you to the room". I said "I know what you are , you are going to ask me for money" but she said no, I think she was so desperate at this point she was just looking someone to sleep night with free bed . I said no, but I was looking for her friend slim, fit, ebony girl doing Instagram modeling side job. I was just changing my mind about asking to the slim girl to come with me but she vanished. So I said to the chubby one I was going to ask her friend but she lost her chance. Chubby said let me call her, call after call she is not answering, and she said let me come to your room and when she answers I will bring her to your room.

So we went upstairs, chubby looks nervous because fit girl does not answer. then half an hour later crying slim girl answers , we bring her to my room and ask what happened. A guy took him to the room and tried to fuck her in the ass, she tried to stop it bla bla... FML. I am in my room 3 in the morning, consoling 2 hookers just got raped in the ass. giving her some cigarette, water chilling on the bed. How much a GENTLEMAN I am!

I m in the middle ,chubby in the right, fit on the left browsing 9gag, funny memes etc... AC is freezing, girls go under blanket.I am asking to see Instagram models pictures, and I say you have nice ass and try to confirm with hand, they let me.while we are browsing , a hand goes to my dick and starts to rub me. girls gives winks to eachother, and starts to undress.

OH YEAAH moment for me.

it turns into FFM threesome until day light, they both have amazing bodies.
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>>20457253
At their origin they weren't professions they were survival/life. By the time hunting was a profession, hookers had been getting paid by them one way or another since humans existed in large collectives.
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>>20452372
Alright, guys, I got OP's mom's number
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>>20456526
you're in houston anon, there are plenty of massage parlors that are much better than most everywhere else in the country. Don't waste your time with overpriced escorts, go to a parlor and get rubbed down, massaged, pampered, and get to fuck on top of it all for less money than an escort
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>>20456585
No idea, but I was told twice now by AMP girls that no girl around in the AMPs here would ever do bareback even if I paid them a thousand dollars. Even though I read online about other mongers scoring bareback anyway. I have around 5-6 massage places left to try out once each, and I'm keeping it to one AMP visit per month to avoid emptying out my wallet too hard. Once that's all done by the end of this year, I'll decide on which one I want to be a regular at.
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>>20458292
I'm gonna try this on omegle now, thanks
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>>20452376
would kill for more info on her or the full sauce
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>>20459650
We have jobs
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>>20457171
I wish that were me
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I feel sorry for any of you who doesn't live in a country with legal brothers
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>>20460067
It’s really not that hard finding whores when you know where to look.
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>Fuck scort
>Get VPH on the base right where the condom doesn't protect you anymore
>Go to urologist
>Says I need surgery to remove the warts

I am going to a dermatologist next week maybe they know better. I expected some cream for it or maybe laser surgery right at the spot, but not fucking surgery with local anesthesia AND stitches afterwards.
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I had a threesome with some massage parlor asians yesterday. pretty fun
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>>20460118
Cool story bro
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>>20460089
Unlucky
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>>20460129
Thanks bro. I think it's a pretty cool story aswell
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>>20460118
how much did that cost
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>>20458292
Didn't work on omegle, shame
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>>20459814
good on you anon, goes to show a little empathy goes a long way
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>>20460140
around 400
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>>20459749
>Older Soviet countries are also good because girls are beautiful, I mean BEAUTIFUL.rates are relatively cheaper, 50usd you can find nice Russian girls 18yo with a angle face.
I need to go to Russia or Ukraine just to spread my seed.

I live in Korea and found a massage brothel with a rare Russian girl. She was 23 years old. Tall, sexy, fit and TIGHT. Solid 8/10 and left me wondering why a girl like her is working at a brothel in middle nowhere korea.
Not sure where her cut of the pay is but I pay the boss $120 per cum or hour.

Saw her maybe 4 times until she recently went back to Russia.
She was the second woman to ever make me cum with just her mouth at full force. She was also the first to actually swallow my load.

God I hope she comes back and hopes she lets me record. The other girls at that brothel let me record but they're Thai with hairy vaginas and are solid 4-5/10s.

She could easily be some guy's trophy wife. I would make an exception and date a whore like her because of her skills. Plus 99.99% of customers are limp dick 4 inch korean guys.
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>>20460089
better get that shit taken care of quick, surgery or not
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>>20460089
Christ. Was she a dirty looking girl? How much did you pay?
Was the condom not long enough?

This has me reconsidering mongering. Haven't been burnt yet and recently begun dabbling in going bareback and using condoms that dont fit(so they break)
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>>20460257
ahh the good ones that get away...there's always one or two of those. Mine was a thick busty 9/10 asian chick who could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Best bjs I've ever had, and she kept sucking and swallowed it all down like a champ every time.

She ended up having to go back to her home country unexpectedly, and I didn't get a chance to get her number in case she ever came back. Maybe one of these days she'll show back up...
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>>20460272
>recently begun dabbling in going bareback and using condoms that dont fit(so they break)
don't take the risk anon, doesn't matter how clean they claim to be. The only time I don't cover my dick is if I'm getting a bj and she doesn't have any visible bumps or marks or any of that shit. Everything else is covered, you'll thank yourself for it, trust me.
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I haven't had sex with anyone besides escorts/hookers in 3 years. Its either this or meeting some boring, not very hot girl online and trying to date again. But im over the whole romance thing; Im just wondering if this is going to be the rest of my life
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>>20452372
theres been hinge escort scammer popping up around me... one was using a pornstar as their pictures
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>>20460268

It's just an aesthetic problem for men. It can literally give women cancer, though, so I am not fucking until they're removed. Even then, they can still appear again. It's my immune system who have to clean it up.

>>20460272

Spain. 50€. Not bad looking. The condom does not protect the base of the penis, which is where I got it.

Don't fuck bareback. It's not worth it. I already regret fucking with condoms.
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>>20460388
>Don't fuck bareback. It's not worth it.
fucking this. If there's anything you take away from this thread, it's to wrap your shit up. Not for the girls benefit, but for your own
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>>20460354
>one was using a pornstar as their pictures
that shit happens all the time. generally any girl whos pictures are too hot is going to be a scam
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>>20460354
>one was using a pornstar as their pictures
that's SOP for most of the escorts on the lower-tier sites like STG, AFF, etc. You gotta learn how to sus that out if you don't want to get scammed
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>>20460388
HPV is supposedly the most common STD, and like 40% of the sexually active population have it or something. Are genital warts something else? I would think your risk of getting HPV is pretty much 100% if you’re fucking whores. Wouldn’t most people have warts? I don’t get it.
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>>20460282
I've had 3 of those.

1) Russian chick I described.
2) Thicc Malaysian chick. Had a body that must have been genetically engineered for big non-asian dick. Used to pound her in doggy and edge almost the whole time because how aroused I was. After second hook up I started fucking her raw and it took everything in my willpower to not creampie her. I used to joke that I will just to see if she was cool but idk. I once painted her back with a peter north style cumshot.

Eventually her and her boyfriend got serious, my wife moved in and I stopped seeing her. I think she's now married or engaged to some Korean guy. Apparently she gained a lot of weight too but I think I'd still hit just for nostalgia if I ever make contact with her again.

3) Random Massage brothel on outskirts of Seoul. Used to see this Thai chick "Soda" often. She was cute, petite and funny. We exchanged LINEs and used to chat a lot. Fucking her was very fun. I was possibly her first non-korean dick. She used to let me get extra rounds with her without telling the bossr. I'd pay her $50 directly and bring extra condoms instead of paying for two hours/rounds to the boss.

Eventually she moved to a new shop very far somewhere in Korea. Told me her boss wanted fresh girls.
Then she suddenly texted me she was at airport waiting to return to Thailand. Then after she texted me of her arrival in Thailand I never got a message from her again. I think when she switched SIM cards she had to make a new account and since I never had her number or Line ID I can't re-add her. Hurts man :(
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>>20460319

Deep down I wish I would just settle down and I would never bother with hookers ever again but that life style have been denied in the western world and now this is all there is.

I just choose a woman that is going to stay for long and become his regular. Works almost as good as having a relationship again.
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>>20460420
Only a certain strain of HPV gives you genital warts.
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anybody with experience in vienna?

i have a trip coming up and although i have a few escorts that i liked i would prefer your guy's opinions as well
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>>20453594
I am facing the same problem. The best advice i can give you is to jerk off as soon as you feel like calling a hooker. I sometimes have to jerk off like 4 times a day. There is no other way.
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>>20453594
I was in a similar boat anon. Honestly COVID helped a lot. I ended up not going to an escort almost a year at this point. Looking at all the money I've saved because of it I think I made the right decision. Sometimes I browse the pages for fun, but all it'll take is one "too good to be true" escort that's actually vetted for me to jump back in
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>>20459814
Tell us more about you did to her
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Anyone got a TER account that can check reviews?
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>>20461068
could've sworn there was a pastebin or something with a bunch of burner accounts you could use, but it's been so long I forgot the link
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pretty bored of chaturbate hoes.
how are the other cam sites? want to know where the ahegao sluts are.
also any other interesting chatting places other than cam sites?
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>>20460089
kek, nice troll
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Check out bedpage.com
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>>20454888
based and checked
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>>20460388
>It's just an aesthetic problem for men
No, it can cause penile and prostate cancer in men.
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>>20460420
>HPV is supposedly the most common STD, and like 40% of the sexually active population have it or something. Are genital warts something else? I would think your risk of getting HPV is pretty much 100% if you’re fucking whores. Wouldn’t most people have warts? I don’t get it.
1. Use fucking wikipedia, retard. I assume you know how to read. HPV _is_ genital warts. There many different kinds of it. The strains that cause warts are generally the more benign versions that won't literally kill you from cancer in a year or two.
2. The percentage of the population who contract it at some point is almost 100% for people who are not lifelong monogamous with their virgin-at-time-of-marriage spouse.
3. If you're fucking whores you're just about guaranteed to catch something sooner or later. The only question is when and what not if. Frankly, if all you get is some warts then count yourself extremely lucky.
4. Most people don't _currently_ have warts because the warts caused by the most common strains eventually go away after a couple years if left untreated. If treated then the warts can be gotten rid of though the virus will remain inside you until your body eventually destroys it all (again, a year or two).

Considering what fucking risky shit you anons are into I'm amazed you don't even fucking know some super basic shit.
But, then again, only an absolute fucking retard gets into risky shit like fucking hookers in the first place so I guess it's expected that the anons ITT focus on telling bullshit stories and not on the actual realities of things.
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>>20461749
Yes but the risk is not even remotely close to those of women.
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>>20461780
I’ve had sex with whores, no genital warts for me. Genital warts specifically is one of the lesser common stds people pick up, which is why I asked why it wasn’t more common. You wrote this giant wall of text and somehow you seem more retarded than us syphilis brained whoremongers.
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>>20461849
Why should anyone care about the risk to whores?
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>>20461587
>ahegao sluts
you know that's not a real thing, right?
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>>20453161
If that were true, this entire site would cease to exist.
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>>20461587
>where the ahegao sluts are
You must be 18+ to post here.
Go to bed before mommy finds out you're up late watching porn.
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>>20460089
The number one thing I'm doing before I would ever consider getting with hookers is get vaccinated for HPV.

I don't understand why it's not a more common thing
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>>20452386
closing her eyes and going to her happy place.
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>>20453712
I cook on a 8+ level too, but there's a reason you go out restaurants... so you don't have to spend the time to cook a meal. I'll go do prix-fixe meals with friends. Doing it myself requires a half a day on prep work and cleaning up. Which I'll still do, but only once a year.

Likewise, escorts are just a convenience. I'm in Europe for a few nights while on business - call up an escort and have some fun. I could go to a bar and hit on women. But sometimes just ordering a girl is just a better use of your time .
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Wife and I are looking to hire a trans escort then maybe a normal femme escort next time we travel to some hub like Vegas. Any tips? Anyone have any experience bring wife along (either str8 or trans)
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How likely am I to be able to find a cute white girl that'll let me cum inside of her for a reasonable price?
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>>20462009
There is literally no chance because your Mum won't let you, Chas.
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when i'm at the local red lights, what girl is more prone in giving me an actual good time?

The ones i pick, or the ones that actively try to catch my attention? Last session wasn't really satisfying
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>>20462020
also he's a dickless faggot who spends all day doing this lame shit
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>>20462020
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>>20453712
>The analogy is wrong because I know how to cook

Have you been diagnosed yet? Because you got the autismo
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>>20462046
hey, Chazza gets so much cunt that he spends all day telling mongoloids about it and looking at trap cocks and shitting Nazis, anon.
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>>20461780
>4. Most people don't _currently_ have warts because the warts caused by the most common strains eventually go away after a couple years if left untreated

Yeah because having warts on your dick is something totaly wouldn't notice right?
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You pussies.
I have so many warts on my dick from fucking hookers they start sparking when I fuck them fat. They love it, NGL..
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Found out about usasexguide and it looks like the forum for my area needed a little help so I posted a review for 26 different escorts I've seen the past few months. I've had my fun its time to spread my knowledge.
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>>20452372
What exactly does party friendly mean? Is this advertising for coke or some shit.
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>>20462723
It means they're okay if you do drugs. Could mean they also do drugs, but not necessarily. It does not mean free coke.
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Got into an argument with /pol/ larpers on /adv/ about fucking prostitutes, and jannies deleted the thread. Why can't they just let us fuck whores bros?
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>>20457416
Dude. I paid 200$ to ravage the asshole of this girl that I knew from school. She was quiet, in the adjacent class, used to be in her study group. Real pretty, super uptight and proper. When she turned 19 she moved out from her parents and struggled with rent. I jammed a dildo in her pussy and came in her face for 150. Then anal for 200, finally paid 250 to tie her to the bed and just do anything i could think of to her for 1 hour. I put a dildo in her pussy, a huge plug in her butt, then came in her throat. Spent the last 20 minutes grinding her asshole while tickling and choking her. #Bliss
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Test
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>>20462749
>Why can't they just let us fuck whores bros?
it boils down to bullshit morality and wanting prostitution to get taxed
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>>20462767
>Meanwhile I pay $800 for missionary sex and talking
Where the fuck do you find these girls that let you tie them to the bed and do anything?
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>>20454296
Learn to navigate Adultwork. Realise that feedback can be faked, but it's better than nothing. Don't pay deposits. Don't haggle. In your initial message don't tell them it's your first time - it makes you sound like a timewaster.
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where the fuck do you find 18-19 year old hookers? 99% of the hookers around me are 25-30 years old. the 1% that are 18-19 are either black or obese
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>>20452372
I just fucked a tiny Asian call girl. Super enjoyed the whole experience. She cleaned me off in the shower first. Gave an oil massage with her tits. Then she sucked my dick till it got hard and I fucked her for a good 40 mins. She couldn't handle my 7" cock (it's a weak 7"tho) in mating press or slut mode doggy style. She'd do anything I'd ask but I was nervous and it was my first time(paying) so I was super friendly and respectful. She mostly just lay down flat on her belly and stick her ass up for me to fuck. She said she liked it and told me to play with her asshole (which surprised me because previously she had stated no butt stuff). We started to time out so I came on her face and then we showered again and she washed my dick and balls off for me. She told me she's giving me a discount because it was my first time (pretty sure I went way over the initially agreed upon time limit, racked up a huuge bill and messed up her schedule). The fear of getting std's is the only thing keeping me back from just committing to the lifestyle.
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I want to see a hooker but i'm worried my 4 inch dick and losing my boner quickly will affect my performance and ultimately lead to a waste of my money... any tips / advice? especially on staying hard
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>>20463510
Are you a virgin? Do no fap for a week beforehand, book a girl that offers GFE, tell her you're inexperienced with women. If she's any good she'll make sure you're comfortable before starting. A little (not a lot) of booze helps relax the nerves also. I lost my virginity to a GFE escort. We made out for a while beforehand. I had zero issues getting an erection.

She's not going to give a shit about your 4 inch dick. Yeah, it's a little small, but it's not micropenis territory. You can still fuck a girl with that thing.
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>>20460257
where do you find these red light district in korea. i sort of know how to get around korea but have no clue where to even start looking for a broth.
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I couldn't maintain an erection recently. The escort was cute, but I just wasn't there. Didn't help that I was sleep deprived and I needed to take a shit. Oh well.
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>>20454888
trips of truth
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>>20463475
Why would you be afraid of STDs aren’t you using condoms
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>>20463661
>unironically wearing cuck sleeves
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>>20453822
If you honestly think only losers come here, then you're an idiot. This place has all types of walks of life visit here.
I came here for the first time 15 years ago. People grow up, get their shit together and grow. That doesn't mean that they have to leave everything behind when they do.
These people have no idea what autism is:
>>20453732
>>20456318
>>20462099

>>20453928
Maybe I am, but I wasn't always. I worked on my shit. You can too.

>>20461969
I never said you needed justification to buy pussy. Hell, I even said I agreed on the theory. If you find it convenient, then have at it. I just stated that analogies are inherently flawed. If you read judgement into my post, it wasn't there.
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>>20463592

Get yourself some bluechew next time.
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>>20462009

This hobby isn't for you. You're asking how to pee in the public pool.
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how does everyone feel about being a suger daddy im currently one and kinda hate it.
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>>20463892
it seems like all the nuisance of having a gf and all the expense of being a whoremonger

i'd rather just be a whoremonger and bang a escort each time
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>>20463892

I'd rather pay cash, that's the point. I'm not going to pay premium prices for mediocre service and lack of exclusivity.

I also reserve the right to stop seeing her if I find someone better. Without having to deal with bitch drama.
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>>20462009
less than 0
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Is saying you're a virgin in a text or something too explicit
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>>20464322
I would just say you're not experienced with women.
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>>20453712
>13
You can't cook for shit, get a grip on yourself and step outside for the first time in a decade you fool.no wonder people like your lurk here still, so unaware of how stupid and little your petty skills matter.
Any where on the streets could probably cook better using the steaming asphalt than whatever hell hole kitchen you have in your shared apartment. Good lord... there actually guys this stupid in the world.
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>>20463892
Probably the stupidest thing any man could willingly do. Take it from someone who has multiple sugar daddies, you are worthless and there will be many more to replace you once your use is done for.
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>>20464405
r u a gril
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>>20453161
>he thinks the payment is for sex

The payment is for sucking my dick and going the fuck away without wasting my time with conversations and nagging that I don't feel like dealing with.
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>>20464473
For me it's for the sex.
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So, over the past few weeks I've found a new avenue I'll share.

Grindr.

Yes, the gay dating/hookup app. Stay with me.

Grindr is probably the only app where you can find and fuck someone within minutes. And the gold mine there is trans men.

Again. Stay with me.

>Download the app
>Make an account
>Make sure you have a pic, even if it's just torso or cut off face.
>The only thing you should have in your profile is that you're seeking NSA hookups but liven it up a bit and use your words to make you seem normal. Do NOT say anything specific about trans men.
>Set the filter to "Trans" and you can change age range to what you desire.

You're going to find a ton of transwomen and straight dudes (I block the dudes to remove them from the grid).

But you're also going to find trans men. I'm into femininity and I will admit there ARE going to be trans men who've been on testosterone for several years and they basically just look like dudes. Not my thing.

The real gold here is the 18-25 or so range of trans men. This demographic is littered with college age women who are just a couple months into taking testosterone and have begun identifying as men.

Physically, there's little to no difference from a cis woman. They might have a bit more acne or a slightly bigger clit, that's it. But the testosterone turns them into absolute cocksluts. They are hornier than they've ever been in their life.

Offer them $60 for head? $100 for a fuck? They will jump at the chance. Hell if you're attractive enough and find the right person, you could get it for free. (I use money to skip the bullshit and get my dick wet)

I've had three transmen between ages of 18-22 THIS WEEK once I started going hard on this. Another one scheduled for Tuesday.

Give it a try fellas. I know there might be some hesitation to install a gay dating app on your phone, but it works.
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>>20463746
seconding this.
Applying is easy and the call with an RN or a doctor is over in a few minutes. Completely discreet.
It really works well and helps get over that nervousness or fear. I know what it's like to be in your own head. Worrying so much about staying hard that you can't stay hard.
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>>20464493
this is genius
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>>20464493
Do you live in California or something? I feel like I've literally never seen a trans man in real life. I don't think this is a thing near me.
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>>20464546
I live in a suburb of Dallas/Fort Worth

Granted, this strategy may be reliant on living near a major metro area, but Dallas/Fort Worth is hardly a liberal haven. They're out there.
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>>20464546
>>20464560
and you've probably never seen a transman because they're either completely passable as a dude or they just like women with short/medium hair and they dress a bit tomboyish.

The latter is what I go for on Grindr.
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>>20464560
>>20464576
I live near Milwaukee. I found like 3 trans dudes on grindr, all 3 of them looked like men. I'm gonna pass on this lmao. Also I have no pictures and within 10 minutes on the site I already got two horny dudes hitting me up.

This is a fucking different game lmao. I wish I was gay, getting laid would be so much easier.
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>>20464493
this, the more hairy and bear mode you are the more they want it
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>>20464649
It definitely helps if you're close to a college, but yeah, results may vary.

And yes, gay dudes fucking feast. Honestly I am jealous.
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>>20456267
Port Jefferson Station
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>>20464672
this strategy near a liberal college is a gold mine, you can get fresh tomboys all day long, and fuck them in the ass since they are "gay"
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I got a story for you.

>find a lady on STG for decent rate
>go to her address, it's in the actual projects
>staying in a room she's renting out from some dude, okay whatever
>she's my age (mid-30's) but she's insanely tight
>paid for a qv and I came pretty quick because I was nervous + she was tight as hell
>she asked me which way I was going back home
>"can you drop me off at the bingo hall?"
>it's on the way so fuck it

that was a weird night.
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>>20464560
Any good tips, fellow DFWbro?
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>>20457171
Ran across a friends girlfriend's ad, or rather suspected it was her. They were in an open relationship at the time but it blew my mind if that's how someone does ethical non monogamy. Did some sleuthing including asking one of my best friends who was actually an escort with the same agency. Turns it out it was true, called my pal and told him. He was devastated, they've since worked it out.
My girlfriends sister was an escort as well. It's more common then people realize, I'd do the same if I was a chick. People just don't really confide that kind of thing in others; I just happen to have many friends and I happen to be trustworthy.
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>>20452372
Who dis?
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>>20465433
almost every college chick has a seeking arrangements account.
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I want to end my trip to Spain with a trip to the local brothel to end my virginity and give me some experience with women. The only thing stopping me is a fear of STDs. How likely is it that I get something from a single session?
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normal country
>get in car
>go to brothel
>fuck
>leave

land of the free
>browse sites
>burner phone
>freak out its a cop
>fuck some ugly cunt
>get aids
>can't afford health care
>die
>land of the free
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>>20465687
You can get a fungal infection from badly washed sheets (but that also applies to any kind of sport/team activity).
The risk is really low if you use condoms for everything and don't kiss her or eat her pussy/asshole.
Also wouldn't finger her if I have cuts/tears on my fingers
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>>20456533
Problem is it seems like nobody wants to pick up the phone for less than an hour
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>>20463892
It depends if it's a girls it sucks but if it's a femboy it's fun as fuck you basicaly own them and you can do whatever you want. One used to live with me rent free and i tortured him 24/7 even forced him to get an orchi.
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>>20466027
What's an orchi?
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>>20466117
sex toy
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When you come across a provider listing that says party friendly, can you just text them asking what they like to party with or is normally over the phone
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>>20463544

1) Learn Hangul. You don't need to speak Korean but being able to sound out word or spell will help you a lot.

2) I don't go to RLD. I prefer Massage parlors as they are a bit more discreet. The only trouble is trying to find massage parlors that:
a) Will give happy endings for a decent price(including sex) after a decent massage.
or
b) Do not offer a massage at all and are strictly for sex.

3) Download Naver maps to start. Look for massage shops that are far away from areas where a lot of foreigners live. Most of these massage places cater to Korean men and tend to avoid foreigner neighborhoods.

These girls are built to handle ten 4 inch dicks a day. A guy showing up with a 7+ inch dick and rag dolling her pussy will put some of the girls out of commission for a few days. A lot of thai girls are brave and enjoy the challenge of a big dick for once. Especially when the guy becomes a regular and requests her.

Some Massage shop bosses will refuse foreigners entry if too many foreigners find out about their location just to protect the cervix of their girls prevent Korean guys from being turned off.


The places I go are very obscure so the massage bosses are actually impressed to realize a foreign guy found them. The Boss of the brothel where the Russian goddess works feels like my long lost Korean uncle. I'm 99% sure he's a Korean mafia member. He's like a Korean Leon The professional but a Pimp/whoremonger instead of assassin.
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>>20456526
Who did you see? I'm in the area too
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>>20466117
It's orchiectomy fancy word for balls removel.
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I am going to Dubai next month any tips on getting some coochie while there?
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has anyone partied with one of those bombshell latine TS types? recommend?
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>>20453161
Try saying no to the ones who want to fuck for free, it's kinda liberating and they hate it. I regret knocking a few girls back just because of who they were but I don't regret fucking any of the paid whores I've had.
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Heading to my local AMP in a bit. Prostitution is legal here but getting an erotic massage is so much better. Same price but instead of a quick condom on blowjob or fuck I get a nice, protracted massage followed by a sensual handy.
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>>20464493
I've tried this. Had two successes but then kept running into girls who only wanted unprotected sex which I am not up for.
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>>20464493
Have tried this and the pickings around me are terrible, you're also dealing with a mentally ill individual so beware. There are girls on every normal dating site, for example POF who will fuck pretty much anyone, stick to them if you want a hole for free.
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>>20466478
this, or at least seem disinterested. It's like reverse psychology to them, very few women in general are accustomed to being turned down when it comes to sexual stuff. I had a fwb a couple years back who I would purposefully do this with, act completely uninterested when she brought up sex, but be super flirty and get her horned up all the time.

Of course I wanted to fuck her brains out, but playing the long game worked wonders. She was literally begging me to fuck her, and would hit me up constantly afterwards. From there you have them wrapped around your finger and can do whatever you want.

Plant those seeds gentlemen, water them, give them plenty of sunlight, and be patient until they actually bloom. Then you can fuck them
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>>20466500
>getting an erotic massage is so much better
based AMP chad. I'm kind of glad more people haven't seen the light, they'd fuck up our favorite spots.

Why run around chasing roasties and getting overcharged for a quick pump & dump when you can instead get completely cleaned (table showers are amazing), hop in a sauna (if they have one), get massaged and pampered, and on top of all that get your balls drained all in 30-60 minutes for a reasonable cost?
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>>20466688
It's funny when you really aren't interested and make up a BS excuse why you aint gonna fuck them, especially if they're fairly hot and are used to being chased. They look so puzzled when you say something like awww no sorry I'd love to come in for a coffee but my dog is at home waiting for me.
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Do any of you conceal carry? Has this precipitated any problems when meeting with a hooker?
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>>20466770
yea that look of bewilderment is so fucking great, that's how you know you're in. They're in the process of getting their worldview upended.
>"Wait...a guy DOESN'T want to fuck me?"
Works even better on women who are insecure (but I repeat myself) or have daddy issues
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>>20453161
Dude is obviously fugly. Crops out his own face but leaves them in. Probably doesn't possess the social prowess (game) to hook up for free either. Not a fatasfuck nor a needledick, so its another issue. Could be emotionally damaged and can't fuck non-strangers. Many possibilities could lead to buying ass.
I doubt it, but there's an outside chance its a successful married dude out cheating. Im stoned having a laugh imagining the different low life's who hire whores
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>>20466784
It's satisfying seeing them realise they've been lied to all their lives, there's a couple that I've never seen again that I do wish I'd wet my dick in just once or twice though. I also hope I haven't put them off approaching guys forever for the sake of other horny bastards who would jump at the chance.
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>>20453161
Imagine being this fucking retarded.
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>>20459937
she used to go by 'urshittygf' on reddit. Not sure she posts anymore though... :(
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>>20466927
he's technically got a point though. The more you're willing to lower your standards, the higher chance you have of finding a woman that just wants to fuck.
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>>20466774
I don't, but I'd imagine it wouldn't end well unless you're transparent about telling them beforehand. And even then they would probably want you to get rid of it before you get near her, or just not accept to avoid the risk.

You can do what you want, but it'd probably introduce more problems than you'd like
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>>20453161
Women arent giving away sex for free. They want drinks, entertainment, pot, food, rides, and whatever else crosses their mind and pleases their little reptile brains.

Be cool. At least prostitutes are honest about the transaction. Plus, they're the backbone of most economies.
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>>20467006
>Plus, they're the backbone of most economies
maybe in 3rd world countries, sure. I don't know about you, but I don't see a lot of escorts paying taxes
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>>20467016
They spend the money on items that are taxed
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>>20467006
>Women arent giving away sex for free. They want drinks, entertainment, pot, food, rides, and whatever else crosses their mind and pleases their little reptile brains.
>Be cool. At least prostitutes are honest about the transaction. Plus, they're the backbone of most economies.

Spoken like a 100% psychopath or virgin in their Mom's house, reeeing.
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>>20464774
I can concur the Grindr angle is sweet.

And the idea of a bush these days is history, but transdudes LOVE to rock a hairy "front hole". Make sure to respectfully refer to her pussy as "His" fronthole and smash em. Also, they are into just about every mild kink like piss and bondage.

But be prepared for the SJW nuts to DM you and attack you for fetishizing trans if you set up your profile with your goal obvious.
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>>20467080
>pot,
Who the fuck calls it 'pot' in 2021? Someone who's never seen grass kek
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>>20467082
>transdudes LOVE to rock a hairy "front hole". Make sure to respectfully refer to her pussy as "His" fronthole and smash em


You are a schizophrenic
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>>20453712
>My steaks are probably one of my best, so it's closer to a 10.
Post your steak recipe if you're so great.
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I feel like I wouldn't be able to get hard with a stranger that I don't know if they have STDs and shit
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>>20467102
Lol, how does that translate from 4chan? I'm only familiar with the classic definition, which couldn't be diagnosed from a post. Am I a schizo just like you may be "Autist"?

Found and offended the fat transman who can't get laid on Grindr. Someday....
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>>20467146
do you ask every date or one night stand if they have AIDS before you fuck them?
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I went to a strip club in Texas with a friend like a week ago and I was pretty surprised by how much the girls touched me and encouraged me to touch them. I mean I was throwing money around, but holy shit. I only got one dance, and she was grabbing my dick, grabbing my hand sticking it on her pussy, sticking her bare pussy in my face so close that it touched my nose. I think it was pretty obvious that I don't spend much time in places like that and the girls were kinda having some fun with me. We were sitting by the stage and this one really hot black chick just kind of appeared next to me and started shaking her ass two inches from my head. In any other context I would have felt like I was being pranked or some shit. Pretty good time overall.
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someone went to Ukraine? How do I find brothels there?
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>pay escort to send me birthday nudes
>she sends me a big happy birthday thing with a nice shot of her pussy
Pretty fucking nice bros, NGL. It’s nice pretending to be chad.
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>>20456063
I get those types of messages along with pictures that looked like there from the rekt vids here. They /the bot threaten me. It's hilarious to talk shit to them.
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>>20467570
>pay roastie to send a full-screen shot of her mangled vag
yea anon, you're definitely a chad
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>>20467650
Sure am.
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>>20466859
Its just playing hard to get lol. Lot of actually classy girls do this.

Also worth noting this only works if shes already sexually interested.
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Quick story from last weekend.....

I am taking my son all over for baseball tournaments. Last weekend we were supposed to stay 2 nights at a reputable hotel. Unfortunately the hotel fucked up and we couldn't have our room for the first night. We ended up going down the road to a cheap hotel. It's about 10:30 at night, my son is sleeping and I step out to smoke. Start searching adult search.com just to look. See Asian lady ad and text her. She sends me address and it's where I'm staying! She says text me when you arrive. I wait a few minutes and text I've arrived. Get room number an she's literally right next door. I knock, got covered bj and she rode me fairly well. $100 for 15 min. Next morning I get a text saying keep in touch and hope service was good. I reply it was great. I am packing up my truck and she pokes her head out door and waves me over. She offers services. I tell her I don't have cash and my son might wonder what I'm doing. She says ok. On my last trip loading the truck she pokes her head out again. "Hey babe come here."
I go to the door and she grabs my wrist and pulls me in. I told her again I have no cash. She takes my belt off, puts it around her neck, has me hold the belt and like magic she has a condom on me and is sucking my dick WTF?!?
She crawls onto the bed doggy style and I fully k her while choking her with my belt. Her choice not mine. I finish. I tell her I don't have money. She says it's ok babe. You good.
Seriously?
You good. You sweet I like you.

I get a text next day. Turns out the same group of rotating girls in my hometown are associated with the girls in area I was in. I got a free bee for being a good, loyal generous customer. Lucky!
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what a good thread
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>>20467751
Cool, but how were you loyal?
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>>20467826
banging hookers isn't cheating
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>>20467849
>banging hookers isn't cheating
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>>20467849
Yeah but the guy had sex with a hooker once and she was such a slut she fucked him for free afterwards. Where does the loyalty come into play?
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>>20467733
IDK, sometimes I think they can become sexually interested by ignoring them. I worked with a girl who was out of my league (she was a 9.9 worldie, me 7/8 on a good day) and got a lot of attention off all the guys. Every time she bent over infront of me I'd avert my gaze, I caught her looking back at me with a disgusted look a few times. She ended up coming onto me despite knowing I had a GF on my level. The look on her face when I laughed at her and told her no thankyou still makes me smile to this day.
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>>20453432
Why does the envelope need to be unsealed?
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>>20468176
I'm not the anon that you replied to, but I gotta say that the envelope thing is fucking annoying.

A lot of escorts write on their website/advertisements that they want the money in an envelope, but almost every time that I've done that they just take the money out of the envelope, count it right in front of me, then throw the envelope in the garbage. As far as I can tell, demanding an envelope is just for her own ego, it makes her feel classy or something. I don't bother with it any more and nobody has complained.
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>>20453205
>>20453345
>>20453432
>>20453687
>>20453870
>>20454129
>>20463758
>hobby
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>>20453161
Cute girls always have boyfriends. Tell me where these sexy singles are in my area and I'll happily go and fuck them.
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>>20468225
You just hand them the money? If you live in the US that's incriminating. Usually you just leave it in an envelope on a table and don't say anything. The envelope is there as a receptacle for the money. If you have two hundred dollar bills, yeah maybe it's fine. If you have 15 $20 bills, put it in an envelope.

>>20468176
Because it's a pain in the ass to open? Why would you bother sealing it? Do you write "Dear whore, thanks for letting me fuck you" on it too?
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>>20461896
>>20461917
cmon guys i just like the demographic of egirls who do it. are there much differences between the cam sites?
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>>20452372
Think I might know girl from OP but need sauce to confirm
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>>20460388
fuck off tranny
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>>20467875
hookers aren't real ppl anon
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>looking to hire an escort that caters to my fetish
>the only local profiles I can find are dominatrices that don't offer full sex

Whyfore must I suffer like this?
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>>20469106
ask your wife if she sees it that way
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>>20452372
Anybody know where to find girls in MTL?

So far I've just fucked 1 girl I learned was a hooker, but I don't think I can get away with asking her to show me some of her friends..
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Hello fake chads

If you happen to be french/living in baguette land, I can recommend this forum (which needs you to subscribe)

https://forum2.escortfr.net/

A lot of older people use it but you can get very detailed reviews of girls from sexemodel/ladyxena/6annonce, even bad ones without encouring the risk of seeing your review deleted by admins
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Why some girls start rubbing their clit when you start fucking them? to try to get a bit hornier and loosen the pussy, to get things less painful?


For the second time I found a girl that did this. I never tell them "hurr touch yourself for me" or anything, they go on their on. Am I supposed to masturbate them before penetration?

NGL I feel pretty insecure and worried when this happen. I know I'm paying, it is not about her, she isnt supposed to enjoy, I'm being pathetic... no need to lecture me here. I never had a gf so just asking if you supposed to do anything before penetration. I generally kiss, hug and do some massage but no masturbation.
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>>20469163
montreal? merb.cc
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>>20469246
Any UK-based forums like that? I don't live in Francistan.
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>>20469296
Girls rub their clit because it feels good and maybe they want to get off while you're fucking too. Also, it lubricates their pussy if they're turned on. Should you be masturbating them? If they're okay with it, sure. They'll get more out of sex with you if they're already stimulated. When you're kissing, just start rubbing their pussy if it's accessible, that's easy. A lot of escorts are interested in just getting it over with, though, so they don't want much foreplay. Some do like sex though, and if you're interested in getting her off, then yeah, try to get her off with your hands or mouth.
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Lmao, girl I just saw said we have similar issues in that we both look better irl than in our pictures. Said I "looked like a serial killer" in the pic I initially sent her, but I was very attractive when we met. Like, thanks for the backhanded compliment I guess?
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>>20469604
Sounds like a compliment, you just take bad pictures of yourself.
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>>20469604
some people are not good with pics.

I know this girl that I've been coming back for years... Her selfies on whatsapp are all horendous but she is very good looking irl. Some people have better proportions to look better in pics.
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>>20469366
I will try next time. I know it is dumb but I always try do to the same things I would do to a non professional.
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>>20463592
I've found I have no issues with fucking random hook ups, but I have a hard time keeping an erection with pros. Think it's a psychological thing since deep down I know these whores don't actually want to fuck me so a little viagra before a meeting helps
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>>20469608
>>20469657
I know I don't photograph very well, but I wasn't expecting her to say anything about it lmao. She was hot and super chill tho so I'm def coming back
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>>20469163
Man, you're so lucky to be in Montreal! So much awesome talent there.

Ruby Red is visiting Toronto this week, and I got a date with her. Perfect tits, perfect ass, hot as fuck and I heard she can fuck like an animal.

Just go check out the twitter feed of any of the whores from MTL.. you amerimutts don't know what youre missing.

@mistressrubyrdd
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Partying with TS escorts, who's done it and what stuff do they like to party with? Will they accept your viagra?
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>>20461749
the weaker strains of hpv cause genital warts he will be fine the body will filter out the virus in anywhere from 6-12 months ...just stay healthy. The deadlier strains that cause prostate cancer and penile cancer don't show any signs till later.
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>>20468227

Some people skydive, some are into surfing or scuba.

I fuck girls way out of my league including strippers.
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>>20467875

Eating ain't cheating and sucking ain't fucking. It doesn't count if there's no soul connected to the titty in your mouth.
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>>20456239
Bitch bogarted all the damn bubbly.
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>>20471295
I'm okay with it.



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