>>22669114That Beluga Shark is the smartest fish in the lake.
>>22669138If you're ever wondering how something evolved and left the ocean and grew legs.
>>22669121mantabros... we won.
Yeah, but wtf are those things playing the musical instruments?
>>22669804Huge old female lot of mating scars. That's so kick ass.
>>22670067>t. incel shark
>>22670067Another ignorant nigger making up something it doesn't know. That shark has claspers. He's a male.
>>22670623Another Ignorant redditor, derailing a good comment.
If you guys want to see something cool, look up "Hook Removal Shark." One diver has a pet 15 foot tiger shark.
>>22669804Built for GWC
>>22669090aaaaand there's poop in his wetsuit
>>22669201I smell the fish but I can't see it
>>22669861this kinda shit makes me wonder if our world is real or nah, holy shit.
>>22669470What, you think you're some sort of aquarium scientist or something? Get real... that's a fucking man-o-tee. Its named after the medieval european sailboat Man-o-War on account of if being pretty good at getting around in the water.If you think that's a beluga than you're full of bologna. Learn your shit.
>>22669158It's hungry after folding space from Ix.
>>22669072I remember watching this 20 years ago. Crazy shit.
>>22669128Fucking metal dude
>>226725122/10
>>22669128based fish killing centicuck
>>22669072this was around 6 months after i was circumcised.
>>22672226Just think of the shit going on right now somewhere in the pacific. For them it is day to day life, for us it is outside of our bubble. Dad (lifeguard) always said: you do not belong in water
>>22669470kek
>>22672512eat a dick, tranny
>>22669114They sound better than they look.
>>22669072Based shark.
>>22677597
>>22672576Lmao
>>22677544Thank yoU!
>>22672512why do you do this type of thing online?
>>22669128wtf kind of fish is this
>>22677666Jew Hunter Killer
>>22669128fishbro just ate him like a noodle lol
>>22677530No way that thing is real, show me a link to the whatever marine something oficial page, has to be cgi, or a fucking alien wtf
>>22677538is she ok
>>22677742She just got a decent meal. She's great!
>>22677538Fake
>>22677552Whale sharks are endangered. Goddamn I hate the Chinese.
>>22677600story?
>>22672512
>>22677921high quality post
>>22674129>>22677509>>22677649>>22677921heh. The anon you anons are responded to clearly knows the post HE responded to was satire and he responded in the same style. Then all you dumbasses came along and missed it completely.I'd suggest you all go back and retake 4th grade where they teach reading comprehension.Clearly the original post had intentional fuckups. The reply also has intentional fuckups.Fucking hell, you guys make me realize "Idiocracy" was a documentary from the future and not a satire film.
>>22677530Wtf is that it moves like a liquid and its got little glowing things on it ??? Fucking aliens get out
>>22678036>Idiocracy was a documentary from the future You just now figuring that out ??
>>22678036it's bait. lurk moar or go back
>>22677666it's a pufferfish
>>22678606>it's a pufferfishWhat, you think you're some sort of aquarium scientist or something? Get real... that's a fucking man-o-tee
>>22677693Cool fish
>>22678940The eyes are the two green/yellow domes located inside the transparent head. They face upward to look for prey swimming above.
>>22677538didnt know sharks eat poo
>>22679537nose of a jew and jaws of a negromust be a goblin
>>22677600Pirates of the Caribbean lookin ass
>>22679673lol they probably came withh the same conclusion
>>22677600weird that his feet and hands are still attached normally they're the first part to go
>>22677534I wonder if the geoduck's nozzle could be used as either a dildo or fleshlight..
>>22677597To shreds you say
>>22669138PUSHHIMBACK!
>>22669090BOOP
>>22677793and gay
>>22669158https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocean_sunfish
>>22669167Das nasty
>>22677530Was believable until 1:10 when it started to move like a shadow on a wall (no resistance) Disappointed, looked rad mhpdr
>>22677552fuck these people
>>22677893eaten by piranhas
>>22677713looks like it may have been photoshopped, but then shows a bloodybelly comb jelly, which are real. there are deep see creatures with bioluminescence
>>22677597a-at least the rat didn't suffer
>>22677713>thats footage from mbari, some new (2018 or so) discovered deepsea squid, idk its name tho
>>22677565how dumb r u? gtfo
>>22683587fuck your mom, bitch nigger boy
>>22677534In Mexico these things are called "chiludas", slang for "big dick". They're delicious. no homo
>>22669090Lol I love Sharks.
>>22678594and so was his. and you took it. fucking newfag.
>>22669090>Hey! watch it where you're going
>>22669149lil nigga got vored
>>22677555I remember I saw some faggy redditor bitch about this vid cause of the poor heckin fisherino
>>22680315Well, how's his wife holding up?
>>22677713https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6luG9mDaGgwHere you go. It's not the same video, but it's the same creature. The source is MBARI, the Monterrey Bay Aquarium Research Institute. They're legit.
>>22669149btw these bastards are deadly as fuck even for people
>>22669114just try climbing this wall, spic
>>22669121Thought the folded flaps were tentacles and this was a goddamn kraken
>>22669128what a fuckin way to go though. gotta give it up for the little centicunt... the last few attempts to bite as the fish snaps the last 3 segments of your body was a boss move. a man can only hope to go down like that
>>22669149fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK FUCK *muffled fuck fuck fuck*
>>22679673https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goblin_shark
>>22669158Fake. Billie eilish is vegan and doesn't eat squid
>>22669121Thailand or something? 99% sure that's a freshwater ray. Crazy footage.
>>22669176Next up on OW MY BALLS
>>22669214Some people dont have fight or flight instincts.
>>22677530kek, the way the body gets ripped in half in the end by some kind of fucked up water vacuum somewhere. holy shit
>>22669214>ill never be rolly bros with a giant sperm whalewhy even live?
>>22681948It moved like that because it got killed violently you literally see it get ripped in half at the end, it was not a natural movement.
>>22686900GO AWAY!BATIN!
>>22687579Typical Florida Man
>>22686585To shreds you say?
>>22670623Thats one tough motherfucker
