Nurses, shaving, measuring, etc...
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>>22968176>non-sexually>straight up wanks itwhat did he mean by this
Hot. Moar plz
>>22968176>Nurses, shaving, measuring, etc...>measuring>"Nurse! Can I have a tape measure over here! I need to get this man's dick measured."
>>22968176sauceee?
>>22968875Someone skipped penis inspection day at school
>>22968176bump, this is a big fetish of mine
>>22968176>>22968181>>22968187These are all sexual, retard.
My favorite waxing gif has a skinny old woman who helps the guy along once he starts cumming, but I haven't seen it posted in a while.
>tfw there's only a handful of ASMR penis exam POV videosWhy must my fetish be so niche?
>>22969842
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>>22969854
>>22969861
>>22969867
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>>22969884
>>22969889all i have
>>22969892Thanks anon, much appreciated
>>22969874How do they film this shit?
>do you have these socks in medium?>please sir, I’ll need to measure your cock>but this is Wal Mart
>>22970073I think they did it with a camera
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>>22969874Most of these vids are staged.
>>22970073I'd be really surprised if filming a massage was illegal. Especially if they're touching your balls.
>>22969889this guy has some jock itch fungus on his dick! damn get some fucking ointment!
>>22970317ive watched this entire video before she's a true professional the entire time looking at the huge cock.
>>22968181This one is hot. More cumming like this plz
>>22968181YUM
>>22970317full vidhttps://br.spankbang.com/6laav/video/hard+on+while+getting+waxed+by+hot+black+lady
>>22969723Care to share with the class?
Johnson & Johnson
>>22968176
>>22970386Are you stupid? You think those places want to get caught on a recording for evidence of crimes?
>>22970376holy fuck. guys, we got a real genius here!! right here, this guy!!
so what need would a guy ever had to get this done?i get all the dudes in these videos just went there to have a chick see them rock hard and coming but aside from that, is there a legitimate reason for a guy to wax off the hair on their cocks?
>>22972513too scared to use a razor
>>22972513There's really no benefit about cutting your pubic hair except the fact that you're cleaner when eventually a girl is going down on you and she'll be happier to suck your dick. From a medical point of view it's actually easier to get STDs if you cut your pubic hair, because bacteria and viruses cannot get stuck in those and can easily enter your body
>>22968176Anon, they are technically being touched sexually if they end up being watched by you as you jerk yourself.I'm sorry.
>>22969646What are you talking about? It's standard procedure to have a video camera in the room for a dick waxing, focused directly on the dick while it gets hard and then cums. And every knows the most professional and non-sexual dick-waxers are the ones that zoom in tight on the money shot.Clearly you've never had a completely non-sexual dick waxing to full completion on camera like what we're obviously seeing here. What's next, you going to suggest that all the dick-measuring is actually sexual in nature, too?
>>22970073some are hidden camerassome double as rub and tugs anyway (especially thailand)some are open minded places that just allow you to film the process for your own use.you can find plenty of videos of women getting their pussies and buttholes waxed and bleached by professionals. why wouldnt this apply to men as well.
>>22972399you'd be implicated just as much as the waxing place would so i geuss some of them assume you wouldn't be stupid enough to go to the police with the video and no one on the internet is gonna care enough about a random beautician to track them down and report it
>>22973191And how do they know you're not a cop? We've had local pd go to amps over a s over to make sure they had enough "evidence" plus it's only your dick vs their face, felony and career. You could tip anonymous if you wanted to snitch.
>>22968176got cathed for surgery once, young female nurse had to take it out afterwards... sure i would have gotten a boner if it didn't feel like someone running razor wire through my dick
>>22969889disgusting, wtf is on this dudes dick. does he have no shame? who tha fuck goes to a massage parlor, prostitute and show their disease ridden dingus like that? fukcin vile
bump
>>22968176>asexual handjobs
>>22970522women don't sexualize cocks the way men do with breasts or pussy, its her job, shes doing it like you would anything else you fucking coomer.
moar
>>22975430Newfag
>>22969874>it's non-sexual, it's a dick massage
>>22969892fuck i need sauce for this
>>22973255When I got my vasectomy the two nurses assisting the doctor were hot as fuck. Under normal circumstances I would have been rock hard if two women had been touching crotch. They were cleaning my sack, adjusting my dick, and just generally touch everything. The problem is that a surgical room is about the most unsexiest place to experience anything arousing. I was also high as fuck on whatever they gave me. I was so limp I was practically an innie.
>>22969872holy fuck source
>>22970317how does she just small talk casually the entire time when hes literally throbbing and moaning
>>22970073their phone
>>22970376Whoa...
>>22974723It kind of looks like lichen sclerosus.
>>22978915how did you get audio?
one of the better threads on gif in a while thanks faggot
>>22975430women sexualize cocks theyre attracted to, just not here these because they literally see dicks all day. You think male obgyns sexualize every pussy they see? It's just routine for them at that point but they'd still go home and fuck the shit out of their wives, they just know how to compartmentalize
>>22968176>>22968181>>22968187>>22969842>>22969848As a guy whose had my junk waxed, I have no idea how these guys stay hard during the wax, let alone cum from it. Must have some serious masochist kinks because that shit hurts any chub disappears after the first peel of the wax
>>22969842Is there a full version of this? This is great,
Anyone have rubmaps and can help a nigga out?? Copy/paste some of the reviews at these locations?https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-foot-spa-richardson-tx-43128#rubmapshttps://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-happy-feet-richardson-tx-14719#rubmapshttps://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-studio-martica-richardson-tx-18205#rubmaps
>>22975430virgin
>>22968187Who gets their frenulum waxed?
>>22968176where do people actually go to get this done, are these the shitty "spa/salon" places you see in those mega signs that looks like a lit-who place to walk into
>>22974723its probably baby powder from the waxing procedure ya dingus
not enough
>>22972547Sex feels better.
>>22969892basically asking to get a handjob. She is reevaluating her job choices
>>22980580it's almost like that's what I just fucking said retard.
>>22976447>>22981072>me when I have no argument and project as hard as I can
>>22983651You are a faggot though
>>22981053i looked through them, the only one that seems to have a chance at being non-ero is happy feet but their last ero review was in 2019. www (DOT) rubmaps (DOT) ch (SLASH) erotic-massage-best-thai-massage-richardson-tx-154185#rubmapsthis one might be your best bet. the only review says "takes appointments by text only" so here 214(DASH)900(DASH)8304
>>22968181lmao
>>22981392depends on where you are nut from what i've read the common denominators in the us and canada are:-business is mostly massage-open late night-foreign masseuses-blacked out windows/dark lobby-all female staff-no options for couples massage-bad reviews specifically from women but not men-table shower-general sleazy vibe like you might get scammed
>>22969872i would implode with pleasure holy shit. the ball massage. i need to find a place like this.
>>22984814What about this one? Can you post the most recent reviews?https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-massage-_-center-carrollton-tx-30984
>>22987390all signs point to basic bitch handjobs. again, need to call in advance, so here 469(DASH)269(DASH)4183
>>22981392>>22984814>>22986542>>22987390>>22987906GO >>> >>22973873
>>22970073They are staged you stupid fuck
>>22984814Thanks soo much Anon!Can you let me know what the 1 comment is on the first link from foot spa is? It would make my day. I'm only curious because its one I've actually visited.
no love
>>22969854This looks like fun
>>22972399dick waxing and massages are illegal? what puritan country do you live in lol
>>22969892I second this >>22977600
>>22978915he doesn't really moan. she mentions his dick being hard and he said he couldn't help it.
>>22988420"Sadly, no extras were offered and based on her clothes,language barrier, and body language,I didnt feel like she would give anything up. She's got a very attractive body. Maybe it would take a few visits to warm her up. Under previous ownership, this place was a sure thing, every time. Now, not so much. All in all, a pleasant massage, with no hint of extras."
>>22978915Because cut dicks are mutilated and disgusting.
>>22970391>>22974723It’s talcum powder you basement dwelling cretins.
>>22981207I do. Manzilian means you get rid of all hair.
Any known places in chicago to get a wax done? Felt like giving it a try
More? Hello??
>>22969889Fella got the zombie dick
>>22969884one of my favorites
>>22968176>dicks touched non-sexuallyShe's literally jerking him off at the end.
>>22968181I like how she just keeps going as if nothing happened lol.
>>22969884Any more of this hot momma?
>>22970073with the phone, retard
>>22992745I was literally on the edge of my seat......How long did it take for the 'blob fish' cock to go back to normal?
>>22968176Longer version
>>22992745this is why you should go for silicon or something flexibleseriously if you are going to purchase a device who's only purpose is to cut off circulation why would you want it to be made of the thickest metal possible? he would have been better off with a hose clamp
>>22992271https://xhamster.com/videos/two-curious-beauticians-try-a-brazilian-wax-of-a-big-cock-14062505this guy lives in thailand and just goes around getting massages and waxes to show off his dick. Some of the wax ones are legitmate business but most of his videos are rub and tugs or regular thai whores.
>>22992745>nurse, hand me the surgical bolt cutters please
>>22992745german precision at work
>>22970376wrong
>>22993140what a nice woman
>>22989199what's with his balls?
>interesting thread>dieswhy does it have to be like this
>>22994897there isn't much content. i've got a ton of nurse/doctor stuff that is non-sexual but it turns sexual, so.
>>22971728thanks snowhite
>>22993140So what happens after?Do you give her an extra tip?
>>22980621I used to do body piercings back in the day. I've had customers (men and women) cum hard having nipples and genital piercings. Each to their own, you know.
>>22993675I work in the OR and we do actually have gigantic sterilized bolt cutters ready to go if need be. I've never seen any cock rings come up but I have seen them used in hardware removal.
xvideos.com video57925407/teenie_explores_a_soft_cock
>>22993140>how she yanks it away from him and just starts jerking itdamn.
phenomenal
>>22969892souce some1? i need this
>>22992745>That squeeze at the end
>>22972772cum = sexuallady touch cock = sexualare you retarded
>>22980621I had my dick waxed one time and I had the opposite experience I couldn't not have an erection. I didn't enjoy the pain or anything either it hurt like shit, I thinknits just because all my blood rushed to by dick due to the pain.
>>22996299kek
>>22978475>When I got my vasectomy the two nurses assisting the doctor were hot as fuckI wonder if they ever get turned on doing their job. Or maybe women just function differently.
>>22993140This video right here is what got me into looking for wax/massage videos. It's so incredibly cute how she helps jerk him off a little once he starts to cum.
>>22996299fucki want thisi dont know why girls casually using dicks like its nothing gets me so bad
>>22969884sauce
>>22996652>I wonder if they ever get turned on doing their job.I'd argue some clearly do. I've got female friends who work in mental health who work with male patients and they've mentioned being attracted to some of them. Also, think of all the female teachers who've done shit with pupils.
I got 3 different nurses fondling my balls when I was 15, straight out of a porno.
>>22992745It's over.
>>22970073Smart glasses.
>>22999164Story?
>>22968181hot
Can someone check some of the reviews for some of these? First time and want a good experience.https://www.rubmaps.ch/jackson-massage-parlors-mi
I went to my doctor to get a cyst on my inner thigh/groin area.The nurse I seen before my doctor asked to see it, a lady in her late 40s.Pretty hot though.As soon as I pulled my pants down to show her she's like..Ok HahaWhen I went to get it removed there was a hot female medical student there.My doctor got her to do the prep work. Her hand rubbed my dick quite a few times.Too nervous to get hard. Lol
>>22992745so how much of that size was really him
>>22992745This is the only way I can cum, taking an angle grinder to the balls in the ER. Expensive fetish.
not enough love
>>22981053Seriously they are way easy to find. Also helps if you don’t look like a cop at all. Any massage joint in a strip mall with shades over the front windows and an Asian lady with broken English at the front desk is going to be a tug joint. Actually the majority of the time there will be nobody at the desk and the lady comes from around the corner after about a minute. They size you up to see if you’re going to be worth their effort. If you’re ugly or kinda fat and gross, just make sure you shower first and dress nicely and you will get offered. YOU never initiate the offer, always let them do it.
One of my favorite threads in a while. Cheers.
https://youtu.be/-nF5P1TMC5U
>>22996432Learn to detect sarcasm you smooth brain retard
>>22994912post
>>22978915Cuz the dude is gross af but home girl needs the money
>>22970073There isn't a lot of places that do rub and tugs that won't let you film. Or it could be fake.
>>22992745do you think they always have an angle grinder and bolt cutter at hand or did they have to get someone to fetch them somewhere?
>>22968187this one is a guy doing the wax btw
>>23003962Hospitals prepare for what's common.
>>22996432Ya yaYou=annoying
https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-pine-field-therapy-waldorf-md-5307#rubmapsIs yoyo worth a gogo?
>>23005742>wont let you in before giving you the help line for human trafficingwtf anon
>>23002339Fucking lmao
>>23002339Lel
>>22995305Any stories? Sounds hot af.
>>22968828all you dumb fuckers bitching about the thread title are stupid. The fetish is about the pretense of a non-sexual encounter turning sexual. Of course it gets sexual. What kind of title do you want for this thread?
True story. Not particularly enviable though.>be me age 28>be an overweight, babyfaced manlet>never had a girlfriend, probably look like an incel to most>but my erect penis is 8' by 5.5'>but my flaccid penis is up to 6' by 5' >be a porn and masturbation addict for over ten years>for whatever reason, develop an autoimmune skin disease that effects my foreskin and glans>lichen sclerosis>eventually realize and visit a doctor, then a urologist, who didn't look at my penis, just said I needed a circumcision, then a dermatologist>dermatologist is an early 40s hot milf, hardly any makeup and legs in stockings that go to heaven>can tell she is literally my type in many ways within minutes of speaking, she seems autistic in the way women can be>explain the issue and come down to brass tacks, she has to inspect my foreskin>I am not a virgin but have never seen a woman more internally shocked by my size, it was all over her face>she inspects me and I quickly develop a half chub in her gloved hand>she pulls my foreskin back and I'm hard>we then talk about the disease and my treatment, after first discussing my sex life, how active it isn't, how she will do what she can to get my penis back in working order because "as a person your sex life" is really important and effects mental health>I'm too taken aback to tell her I'm more concerned about my now vastly increased rate penile cancer She said I had a 6/10 case and now it's down to a 2/10. Good doc.
>>23006023hot af
>>22992745These new Makita ads are something
>>23006023Wish there was sound on this one
>>23006023body slumped in my chair from arousal. thanks.
>>23005742Is rubmaps actually good for info or is it just a bunch of larpers jerking off with each other?
>>23006328haha what a story mark
Can anyone scope the comments on https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-new-melody-spa-brooklyn-ny-107612#rubmaps
>>23006328Was she asian?
>>23005742>>23007469I'll let you know if somebody answers...
>>23006328so she chopped 4/10th of your dick? what?
are these supposed to make you feel secondhand embarrassment...?
>>22992745Jesus fucking Christ - my sphincter was clenched so tight watching this I nearly shit diamonds.
>>22994912Post some or link some homie
>be me hairy manbearpig>go to waxing salon near me, its a local chain, but has a good rep>ask for back, shoulders and buttocks>face down, nude but under towel>lady is brazilian I think, cute, smells amazing>i've been waxed before so I know the deal but It's been a long time>start getting turned on for some reason>not into pain, but her legs and butt are amazing and she smells so good>after about 10 min full hard but face down>uncomfortable like this and worried about what happens when it's over>she starts on my ass>pressure of laying on my dick is increasing>suddenly buckets of cum, she rips a strip while I am cumming>sweating and now worried as hell>stop her and she asks if it's hurting>embarrassed I tell her I came>she's not shocked at all>she says it's ok and to get up>takes a small towel and wipes me off, changes the towel on the table and tells me to lie down>waxing continues till over
>>23007957>next wax time, I ask for same girl because she was sweet>i go into the room to undress and lie down and she's placed two small towels and put them over the large towel on the bed right at crotch level>cum catchers>she comes in, says nothing and wax begins>turned on again, this time more so because she knows and it's sort of "ok">gets to ass and I am very close>ask her to stop>she stops and asks in her sexy accent "It happens again?">say "no, but I am close">"it's ok sir, it happens">"but I don't want to make a mess">"no problem. you want me to leave?>"um ok">she hands me some paper towels and oil and leaves me to jerk off I guess>try to cum thinking of her ass and legs but after she is gone I can't make it happen>she knocks after 5 min or so and I say she can come in>i am face down again>"ok?">i respond yes>wax continues but I don't cum>tip her well
>>23007960>next time>i lay down and she starts>finishes back and says, "if you feel a problem, tell me and I will stop">"ok">working on ass again, dick is diamonds>say, "sorry" to let her know to stop>she stops and asks me to get up>get up, still very hard and she sees there is no cum on the table>"it not happen?">"not yet" I reply>"you want me to leave?">I say no and cover myself "just need a minute, sorry">"it's ok sir">she busies herself cleaning up and such while I sit there with a hand towel over my hard cock>she eventually turns back to me and sees that it hasn't gone down>she laughs a bit "its not going away" kind of half a question and half a statement>i say sorry again>she says "i can't touch, sorry">"no, no, no. i am ok. it's not your fault it's mine.">awkwardness ensues>"ok let's just finish" , and I lie back down>waxing is over>after I get dressed and tip her she says "next time try to take care before?">beet red, "yes, sorry">she smiles "it's ok, I like, you are good customer"
>>23007965>next time>everything normal, I did jerk off before though>she gets down to ass and by then I am hard again>she stops and moves the wax and strips off the table to the side and taps my waist>turn to look back>she taps again and says "is it a problem?">i have no idea how to properly respond>"lift" she says>I lift my hips a bit and she sees my erection>She smiles a big smile "You did before?">i nod>"and still?" she says laughing>"roll over">frozen with fear but turned on, wondering what will happen I hesitate>"it's ok, roll, sir">i roll over and cover my erection>she puts her hand near my covered crotch and looks at me and asks "I can?">she moves the wax and strips and small towel onto the bed between my legs>"you want me to wax?">i say no and she says, "ok, must look like" and smiles at me>and with that she oils up my cock and jerks me>she's quiet during but looks at my face from time to time and smiles>she asks "ok?" and I nod>cum within minutes>when I start cumming she smiles a big smile and mimes a ssshhhh with her finger to her mouth>she cleans me up and I roll over>waxing resumes and finishes>at the end I have a pretty good semi>i get up, no longer embarrassed and feeling amazing and she sees it>"again?" with a big smile. "Poor thing."
>>23007973>from that point on she gives me a handy part way through>never escalates beyond that although sometimes she has gloves on and sometimes not>moved and couldn't go over to that location again>never was able to get another girl to do it
>>22996299that's how you get a rash....
how do i find places like this? any spots in florida????
>>22996997I once had a gf who liked to rest her head on my stomach and put my penis on her face to take a nap
>>23007981Good tale, thanks anon
>>23007981 >>23008290Yeah for real, anymore stories like this?
>>22970317Song?
>>22970073most of them will let you film as long as you keep their face out of the camera
>>22973255>cathedwouldn't wish that shit on my worst enemy - had one for surgery a few years ago, the absolute worst shit is when you get a random boners - goes from just feeling constantly slightly painful and uncomfortable to feeling like someone's shoving a wooden dowel covered in fire ants down your hoo-ha, and the worst part is you can't do shit about it until it goes away on its own
>>22981207incels so they can finally have a female touch their penis
LESS BLOGGING MORE VIDEOfuck off back to tumblr
>>22972223best
>>23008334Kat DeLuna - Whine up
>>22969892Sauce please
>>22969842Masked, but no gloves...LOL...sure thing.
>>22970376I don't believe you. Can't be.
>>23002339>surgery is over>so... did you manage to take a video of the operation?>could you send it to me haha
Can anyone tell me the reviews on this place?
can someone show me the reviews here https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-royal-foot-spa-fort-worth-tx-59748#rubmaps
>>23007981how often do you guys need waxing like the fuck,
>>23008933> he doesnt know beauty places have worn masks for a million years>came here to fap but the sight of a mask sends him into a foaming ragechill USA
ok I got a story>be me>go to a legit waxing place>ask for a shave because I'm too pussy to wax>They actually do it>a few minutes later a cute girl comes and takes me to a small room>hellyea.jpg>tells me to undress>already getting hard because of exhibitionist fetish>I lay on the table>she applies shaving gel on my crotch>now i'm fully hard>she starts shaving>we make small talk>she's actually cool>she moving my dick like a joystick with one hand while shaving with the other>whole thing is over in about 20 minutes>finally applies some after shave gel on my dick and balls>diamonds>after about 30 seconds she says she's finished>OhShitNotGood.png>decide to test the waters>Tell her i'm bout to bust>she giggles>tells me she can't do anything about it cause management is strict>me sadpuppyface>tell her ok But I won't be able to wear my pants and hide my boner>She tells me ok then I can do it myself while she watches>It Worked.gif>Im ok with that>She gives me tissues and guards the door>Tells me if someone comes she gives the signal and I should cover up quick>I put on the biggest jerk off show in front of her>mfw her eyes are focused on my dick the whole time>came buckets>mfw she giggles again>get cleaned up and tip her>about to leave>mfw she tells me to come againCan't wait till my pubes grow back so I can go back there and see if I can push the limits
>>23011036>push the limitswhy do you think they do it anon, they really do that stuff there...
>>23011053I know about AMP's and places that offer happy endingsHowever this was not one of those casesThis is an actually reputable salon which has a strict 'No funny business" policyWhich is why it was exciting
>>23011077reread your story>tipsno wonder she told you to come back AND you do the work yourself
>>23011104bruh, I just tip the normal amount out of courtesy and she didn't ask for a tip.If this was any other legit salon they would ask me to leave at the sight of the first stroke of the wank session
>>22993140what does she say after "im sexy?" it sounds like "and fuck...90 percent" something something.
>>22983651no hes right, you're a virgin.
>>23011036>>23011077dude, its called a rub and tug~$50 for a massage and another $50-100 for 'extra'go find one and stop creeping on beauticians
>>23011518Not him but the fact that it was more taboo made it even hotterThanks for the webms and stories fellas these were beautiful
>>23011518why tho? like if i was getting a massage and a happy ending was another $10-20 okay go for it but for that price i'd rather sit at home and jerk off for free
>>23011548the fact that its taboo makes you a creep>>23011559here in the first world a legal prostitute is ~$200 for an hour
>>23000456Not feeling like a greentext but my balls started to hurt, got scared and my mom took me to the hospital.Had two young nurses massaging my balls and trying to figure out what was wrong, with at some point made the pain fade away. Then they called a doctor (older lady) who used some lotion and a machine of sorts that felt like a ball deodorant on my nutsack.By that point I couldnt help but get hard and even slowly tried to hump the air as she went, she said nothing but pressed on my stomach to make me calm down. It was actually even more arousing. Had my little penis throbbing and she stopped and told me to get dressed. Nor comment nor reaction.Put on my pants with the hardest dick ever, after that they told my mom it was just that my balls were growing and somehow that could hurt.
>Be about 38>wife just had 4 miscarriages>not all at once>decide to give up on trying for another kid>still want to fuck like rabbits>condoms are shit>book vasectomy>go to clinic>quite local>get called in>Doc says hello>'remove pants please'>nurse walks in>old schoolfriend>always had crush>happy to see me>suddenly very shy about getting half naked in front of cute AF person I know>'seen it all before'>drop trou>I'm... adequate>happier to see me>doc starts asking questions, have I taken any medication, allergic to anything>Nope and nope>girl can't take her eyes off my dick>start procedure>she grabs hold and starts to apply antiseptic to balls>fucking freezing>shrivelled nuts>but johnson gets a chub on>doc's pager beeps>excuses himself>won't be a second>cutie still holding dick>'I have to keep it out of the way of the antiseptic'>actually talk about weather, family>she's single, never married>her hands are getting VERY warm>cheeks blushing>fucking diamonds.png>'sorry, but your hands are very soft'>'you'll have to calm down or we won;t be able to do to procedure'>'don;t think I can'>checks door>grabs tissue>starts wanking me>whatthefuck>that fucking smile>opens tunic>black lacy bra & visible nips>shit, gonna blow>pondering face>bends down>explode in mouth>even warmer>last sperm dose>noisy swallow>wipes residue with tissue>redoes tunic>mr floppy>doc comes back in>all ok>procedure done in seconds>doc leaves again and asks nurse to help be get sorted>too late for that>Awkward glances>'do you want my number?' >Love my wife>but she's much hotter>banging on the side for 10 years now>never wanted kids and I'm a free cumshot.
>>23006328>suggested you get circumcisedHow was he not struck off?
>>22968176>imagine being that gay and/or brainwashed by porn to get your dick/balls waxed
>23011602Imagine typing out this made up drivel.
>>23011602I remember when I was a virgin and thought stuff like that actually happened IRL... Enjoy your virginity anon, wanking by yourself becomes less enjoyable once you're familiar with the real stuff
>>23012501>wanking by yourself becomes less enjoyable once you're familiar with the real stuffexactly the opposite is trueWomen are a lot of work while masturbation is efficient and easy. They are nice sometimes but in general I just wanna bust and most women arent into that.
>>23011602work on your creative writing bud
>>22990368You have hair on your frenulum?
>>22992745Just imagine the agonising trip to the hospital
>>22983750>>23011493what about enjoying this thread makes either of you non virgin non faggots, kids are getting dumber.
>>23011602lol what horseshit.
>>23007960>you want me to leave?>>"um ok"hahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhaha
>>230116027/10 re-write but add some names and some more descriptions
>>23011480i think... "and hot, 90 percent its normal"
>>23014537fuck up virgin.
>>23012501>>23014401>>23014564>>2301462>7 billion people on Earth >4chan can't believe there's a hoe doing hoe shitY'all fucking depressed.
>>23011559Places I’ve been to are typically$50 -Handjob, tits out$100- Blowjob with condom, fully nude$150- sex, with condom until you bust.Typically the girl might offer bareback blowjob, but usually not sex. The price for extras also increases depending on their age, race and looks.Meanwhile $180-300 an hour is the typical incall escort rate.
>>22970073These are either entirely staged fake massages/waxing whatever or they just offer them an extra 50-100 bucks depending on how off-the-boat the girl is.Like the waxing the dick head is obviously staged, that's not how waxing works.
>>22970522>>22975430>>22978915It's just their job, when you're a doctor or waxer or work in assisted living changing adult diapers all day you can end up seeing tons of dicks it just becomes routine and not as embarrassing or sexual to just see a dick in a work setting.Throw in that people can just have random erections and you get used to just ignoring it to avoid making things more awkward, or at most drop a "don't worry, happens all the time" if they seem especially embarrassed.
>>23003962Usually they have to summon the fire department.
>>23011602>wife just had 4 miscarriages>not all at onceMy sides are in orbit.
>>22994833shrivelled up probably cause its cold or he might be nervous
>>23017222>>wife just had 4 miscarriages>>not all at once>My sides are in orbit.
>>22970376They're not "staged". You're implying this guy knows wtf he's doing. They're paying extra to film it yes, but anyone with some social skill would make this actually enjoyable. These losers are so pathetic it's gross. Can't even chuck her a compliment saying she has thicc hands or something. That's how you get them into it and then you're getting her on the bed hotdogging and telling you her husband is a fisherman and she hates to look at his face erry day.
>>22972223GET OVER HEEERRREEE!!!oh..he's gaysadface
>>22981207I pluck them for my gf. She makes Gollum sounds if one of them goes down her throat like a string of spaghetti. They're still attached too.
>>23011602You need to take out the part where she takes the load in her mouth; it simply goes too far to be believable.You also need to change her bra. Women in general don't wear lacy shit to work. They dress for comfort at work, and lace is delicate, not really a daily driver material. She ain't gonna put wear on an expensive sexy-time bra at work. I'm sure there are some chicks who don't give a fuck and wear shit like that at work for whatever reason, but in the case of your story, it simply isn't believable to your audience that your nurse is not only someone you knew, but also your highschool crush, that she is unprofessional enough to immediately suck a cock simply because it's large, that she's the type who would wear lingerie to work, and, finally, that you have a big cock. Only people who are desperate to believe in stuff like this would retain suspended disbelief, but with some corrections, it could be a believable green text
>>23018200dont know the context but lacy bras are sold right beside the non lacy onesthe only issues is the lace lines might show through your shirtbut they're just as delicate as other bras. its just lace sewn on, its not like its made of real delicate lace and that's itif its just lace and sort of looks like a bra shirt its called something else, cant remember atm but they're sort of slutty unless you're like really flat
>>23011602lmao at the sheer virginity of this post
>>22992745That guy copped a feel at the end
>>22969892sauce?
>>23011602let her finish in the tissue and leave out the fucking and it might be kinda believable assuming she is autistic. Although it would have been funny if the doc came in too early
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>>22996299actually would be so hot if he came too
>>22992745I fucking laughed out loud when they pulled out the giant bolt cutters.
>>23003962Just ask the janitor
>>23007960>ask her to stopWhy anon, why? She even tells you it is ok
>>23011602>wife just had 4 miscarriagesSo you married your mother? You should write novels
>>22994833That one of the statuses the scortum can be in. It may be temp related, I rarely find mine like that but I have found mine like that at some point, the skin is very constricted and the pouch is smaller.
Buddys gf was a cosmo student and always talked about how she’d have hairy dudes come in to get their dicks/balls/butts waxed. Me being a hairy man jokingly mentioned having her do it for me before I go out with some chick I had been talking to. She kept telling me to get one(a wax) and I would jokingly tell her I was going to and stuff. Well a week later she kept asking when I was getting it done so I was like fuck it and scheduled something with her. Got there and she basically told me to take pants off and get on the table on all 4s. I was like hell no and told her I’m not doing anything with my butt she can do my upper thighs, balls and dick. So she started on my thighs and worked her way to the gooch area. (Whole time I was covering my dick and balls with my hands until she told me not to) so when I removed my hands I was kinda chubbed and her eyes widened and she was like “don’t worry this works better if your hard so try and get harder” I thought at that point she was flirting so I flirted back a bit. She started grabbing my dick and putting wax on it and stuff. I ended up getting hard as fuck and she kept commenting on it as she was going. Saying “wow you’re not going to cum are you?” “I said hard not rock solid” things of that nature. When she got done with the wax she said something on the lines of “you’re probably going to cum when I do this but just let it happen” she put some lotion type stuff on my dick and basically jerked me off. I could see her tits were hard through her shirt. She was like “let me know when you’re going to cum” and when I said I was going to she put my dick in her mouth and swallowed it. Had a hard time looking my buddy in the eyes after that.
>>23021200nice dream
>>22969892>All i have - deadmau5Cool trackBest regards /m/
>>23011480To me it sounds like she's saying "and fuck might be possible with more".Then again im not native English speaker.
>>22975430Kek, sure sweety
>>22992745And just like that he's penis will never get erected again
So I went to this fancy theater when I had to use the toilet. The place was really big made out of marble and there was this hot female Restroom attendant working there.greeted me on my way to the urinal. After I unzipped my pants I noticed she was standing right next to me and offered my to hold it. At first I declined but she insisted it was part of the service there. So she held my dick while I peed and I felt her warm hand and it already became bigger. When she shook off the last drop I was fully erect and it was a bit like she was stroking me. Then she got on her knees and said she had to clean that last drop and took my dick in her mouth. I immediately came buckets. She swallowed everything and when I pulled out her tongue licked the pee hole a bit. "all clean now". She led me to the washbasin. I couldn't look directly in her eyes and watched her through the mirror while I washed my hands. She was happily smiling. I said goodbye and left the theater.
i recorded a thing the other day but I have yet to turn it into a webm and I also was too nervous to get a boner :v
>>23006023>>23007452Source for this with sound https://br.spankbang.com/4aj7v/video/waxing+shop
>>22992745do you think it was all so he could get his dick squeezed at the end?
>>23011480I'm sexy and I know it... TN TN TN TN
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>>22993140Don't have a webm, but she says "I'm sexy" as a joke, then "hand fuck, 90 percent it's normal”, she hand fucks most of her male clients, it's a regular thing for her in other words
>>22972399What kind of nanny state makes exchanging sexual services for money illegal lol. Lmaoing at any shithole country who's government tells them they're not allowed to do that.
>>23019658what's happenning here??
>>22992745jesus fucking christ cant stop laughing at them squirting water. fucking hell wheres the coolant when you need it
>>23007482Underrated Comment
>>23024519It's one thing to run a brothel, it's a crime to run a brothel and call it a massage parlour.
>>23007981Good fap material, thanks for the story.
>>22992745>makita grinderkek, it looks so out of place in an operating room.it's like one of the nurses went outside to the nearest construction site and asked if they could borrow one of their tools for the day.
>>22992745good thing the dude's asleep, imagine the shame of being awake and witnessing that
>>23024812Knee replacement.
>>23024812Make to female transition surgery.
>>22992745I love wearing a ball stretcher but holy shit, always use silicone
