ITT we play a little game called count the ropes.Men with hyperspermia can shoot 8-10+ ropes. For average guys it's around 5.Post the biggest facials you've got.ABSOLUTELY NO SOLO MALES.
>>29874279name?
>>29874307No girl ever made me shoot a bigger load than the little Mexican my wife and I tag teamed last year. Holy shit, she had the hottest, tightest body I've ever used. I probably could have hit her with 10 thick ropes from the other side of the room.
>>29874272>ITT we play a little game called count the ropes.>Men with hyperspermia can shoot 8-10+ ropes. For average guys it's around 5.>Post the biggest facials you've got.>ABSOLUTELY NO SOLO MALES.Great thread idea and concept OP but 2 main issues.1: Anons can't count.2. If there's no solo males where else am I going to post my +10 rope/spurt videos at?
>>29874272The highest facial rope count I've seen was 13, and solo 16. It's pretty crazy just 2 of the biggest guys could drop 6x the ropes and 8-10x the volume above average
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>>29874962Which Mythbusters episode is that?
Even when I don't jack off for like a week I barely shoot 2 or 3 ropes...
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>>29874336Carter cruise
>>29876064you're going to the special hell. that looks like a kid.
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>>29876007and youre not going to post it? pretty gay anon. also your math is awful. i know you were horny typing but if it was like 6x the ropes from average according to OPs post (which is pretty flagrant on the ropes side of thing)then thats THIRTY ropes. 30. like did you even think lol? Then for the volume its just so inconsistent with the multiples. But lets assume we are at the peak of average thats 5ml. So these guys came 40-50ml in 13 and 16 ropes? Like think anon think!That being said I do pray every night I can let off some 30 rope loads, and thick too.
>>29876370thats just thaiandfrench, im usually with you all but thats a fully grown adult. it is oxford study though.
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>Let's play a game>>29876064So, is anyone actually counting? This one was 13, but should we count the "pre-pump"? are loads without pressure counted?>>29876226This one also made 13, but the last ones had no pressure. Many others are the same and really impossible to count because of the movement.I think we should ditch the first rope or count it as a half rope, unless it's big, and only count full pressure pumps.What do you think?
>>29876448It's 2 big guys compared to the average, so you need to divide 30 ropes and 40-50ml by 2.
>>29874298Was the original story for this ever confirmed?
>>29874972this would be perfect for an abi shapiro face swap
>>29876736Lol you are twisted
>>29874977Terrible recording and even worse shooting to the side of her face lol pathetic waste
>>29874272Why's he gotta do it like it's a magic wand though?
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>>29876784Lol...He is adding that tiny bit of extra length.He knows his load strength to her face distance. So he's doing his thing
>>29875867Based>honorable mention for Dubs
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>>29876476>So, is anyone actually counting? This one was 13, but should we count the "pre-pump"? are loads without pressure counted?>I think we should ditch the first rope or count it as a half rope, unless it's big, and only count full pressure pumps.>What do you think?You could say it's 13 contractions but equal or fewer ropes, depending what you count as a rope. If by rope you mean any voluminous contraction (whether cum or precum) it could be 10 ropes followed by 3 smaller spurts. In bigger cumshots there's often spurts/gushes between each contraction, so emissions outside contractions could be excluded as ropes but still contribute towards overall volume, and are only counted if comparing 2 cumshots of the same type or during cumshot analysis
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>>29874656We don't care man
Congratulations for wasting the cum that these girls could swallowSad thread
>>29876178worth a bump
>>29878045This thread is not for you
Are yall really that clueless or do you just not care that 80% of these are fake cum?
>>29874956Whomst
>>29874272like most of the shit that gets posted here, this is extremely gay
>>29874656>>29877003I care. Good work anon.I convinced my wife that the more cum ropes there are, the more aroused I am. In reality we know it's just a matter of how long you edge for and good pelvic control. But now she's eager for big cummy loads.
>>29875673She's stunning, does anyone knows her name or sauce?
>>29879047sasha rose
>>29874966dude is taking poison damage
>>29874962Lilu is the best - always
>>29879329underrrated poast
>>29875842I didnt realise that a man dressed as a woman wearing thongs could be so hot
Hyperspermia is pretty damn annoying. Can't cum anywhere unless it's a strictly controlled environment. Blasting on her back? You risk shooting on the back of the head. But also if you make the angle too steepvon her cheeks it could ricochet off and go on the sheets. Same goes for any open place. You spray so much dressing it just starts dripping off at great speeds. Also mouth, unless she's trained she can choke/gag or at the very least it will start seeping out of her mouth cuz there is no space anymore. It's always a mess.
How the fuck do I shoot more? I stay hydrated and exercise, but it always (mostly) shoots once then drips. If I edged for a long time, it will shoot far twice, but the amount is minimal
>>29879432Give it to me and >>29879605 cuz I have the same problem, we'll split it 50/50
>>29876304is she a doctor?
>>29879675Nice feet, moat?
>>29879712Moar* ffs
>>29874953Name pls
>>29875867On a woman's face or you're gay for posting. And on an IRL woman's face and not a tablet or picture.
The no solo rule is too limiting
>>29878939This one is literally gay but gets me diamonds anyways, spraying that cute fag’s eager face with nut
>>29880458>>29880536Gay as fuck. And read the op >>29880458you stupid fuck.
>>29879712Thanks anon, sure. Pt1
>>29880609Pt 2, cumshot
>>29876667What was the original story?
>>29880536excellent
>>29876197I want to cover this chick so bad
>>29874298One of the best cumshot facials of all fucking time. The story just makes it 100x hotter>>29876667>>29880673Some anon on adult requests made a thread saying how his wife loves cum facials but he could never cum enough for her, so they hired a professional cumshooter known for huge loads to make a vid of his wife. The husband wanted to share the vid but wanted to censor his wife’s face, he ended up emailing the vid for some random anon in thread who said he could do it and then the anon proceeded to post the uncensored vid and the husband freaked out and was panicking the rest of thread .
>>29879605you're normal , 99.9% of this 20 ropes stuff is fake
>>29874272why is it the smallest dicks that shoot the biggest loads, is it nature compensating for them not being able to deposit the sperm deep into women's vagina?
I shoot like 6 ropes, but it's a shit load each rope. What's that count as
I actually have hyperspermia and I don't think you guys really know what it is. It's not just shooting big loads like in OP's post, those are just guys who have been holding their jizz for a while. I consistently shoot massive loads daily, but thing is it's very watery and rarely thick. I figure I probably have a lower sperm concentration and more of the other fluids that make up semen. It's extremely messy, the amount of tissues I require to catch it and clean up is ridiculous, and I have also jizzed on my own face many times. High sex drive seems correlated, I jerk off probably 5 times a day on average, but there's been occasions where I've made it to double digits. I'm not sure if women particularly like it, as the reactions I've got were stuff like "omg it's everywhere" or "that was a lot..." Read up about it or AMA.
>>29879329the first second made him sound like a kicked chicken.
>>29874272>play a little game called count the ropeslets play another game called "explain why your thread isnt super fucking gay, OP"
>>29874272Yeah, I have to say that masturbating to other dudes blowing their loads is basically the definition homosexuality.
>>29881986i need you to know you're living my dream. about twice a year i google if they've found a way to induce hyperspermia yet.
>>29883826>if they've found a way to induce hyperspermia yet.zincl-arginine/citrullinepygeumsaw palmettocelery seed extractmacalecithinsiberian ginsengthis stack is the best i've found so far, easily 2x-3x my output. sadly it's only the first load that's huge so it's not actually like hyperspermia but still breddy kino
>>29881986It's probably watery because you jizz 5 times a day
>>29881986>those are just guys who have been holding their jizz for a while.Bullshit. I can abstain for weeks and I still don't shoot out 1/4th of the ropes in these vids.If you don't get laid for weeks, you could legitimately argue that you're getting blue balls.If I were in your shoes, I'd start an OnlyFans where I just flood random people/objects for cash.
>>29881041That's like a 10 year old video now, if not older.
>>29876304She looks so soft, very nice anon.
>>29885772Knew this one before she did porn. She originally wanted to be a glamour model but overdid it a bit.
>>29874298>>29881334One of the best nuts ever posted on the net and the story makes it even hotter if its true. I NEED the full lore on it, anything there is and thats related to it. She so deserved that monster load, I hope she felt ecstatic to receive and feel it. And she took it like an absolute champ too, what a gorgeous girl.
>>29878918ava minx
>>29883826It could be induced through vesiculitis (as you've probably read about) and keeping the vesicles saturated with fluid could cause some inflammation. The ideal would be instant recovery after a maxed out load so they spend more time in that stressed hypertropic state
>>29885363No, it might get slightly thicker if I manage to go for a few days without jerking, but generally it will just be an ungodly amount of fluid and nothing like OP's post for example.
>>29874272Why are you guys so obsessed with calling cum "ropes"? You can't hang yourself with cum.
>>29886773jesus christ that woman is good at making men cum
I remember one with two fat girls getting a big load, I can't remember if either of them had bluee hair. Does anyone know which one I'm talking about or have it in their collection?
>>29887028i think i know the webm you mean. the blue-haired one was lyla everwett.
Lyla Everwettt? i remember two young fat girl (20 years aprox).
>>29887091Alexxxis Allure?
How does one even shoot ropes? Every time I cum it just slowly dribbles out. Surely can't be muscles since I cum daily.
>>29887260I dribble 99% of the time, but the few times I blew huge loads that almost hit my face, I was really worked up and was edging for like 4-6 hours. I still chase that dragon because the feeling of the huge load working its way out makes cumming feel 10x better
>>29881986do you actually have a diagnosis? Wikipedia says 5.5mL per load is hyperspermia did you measure it
>>29884086How many days do you go without cum?
>>29878964Alex Coal
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>>29889181sex gifs?>>29887988i've found there are no gains for me past 3 days>>29887818>5.5mL per load is hyperspermiai'm outputting more than that even when i'm not on the load stack, 5.5mL is nothing noteworthy>>29887260>>29887313they say kegel exercises help with this, i'm not sure though i shoot ropes by default so i've never actually tried them. i am planning on figuring out some kind of kegel regimen though for while i am gooning, i have a suspicion that actively doing it during a wank increases pre-cum production dramatically. are there any knowers here who have tried this?
>>29874298Why does she have a mustache?
“Kingofropes2” on snap has some epic solo ones
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>>29876242Funny enough that real Kary Byron has a podcast now, in one occasion she told the story of a myth involving samples of cum, and she said she was very surprised of how virile a coworker was because he came like a horse. Very hot.
>>29880536Oh geez
>>29889234Kegels while jerking off increases prostate stimulation. Flexing those muscles while you're horny squeezes and massages your prostate, increasing the amount of prostatic fluid it produces.
>>29880458How do they do this?
>>29889629can you use them to control precum production? have you achieved this yourself?
>>29874966why is he wearing a fake dick
>>29889717Think less controlling production, and more like controlling emission. Strong pelvic floor muscles will engage the prostate more fully, leading to an increase in the amount of prostatic fluid ejaculated due to the prostate being "squeezed" more powerfully. A strong pelvic floor doesn't increase the production of prostatic fluid/precum, that's where supplements and a healthy diet/lifestyle/hydration come in. If you have all those factors covered, but your pelvic floor is weak, you might produce more fluid, but it won't necessarily create strong "ropes." Also, something to note: there is such a thing as too much of a good thing, both with supplements and will pelvic floor exercise. There is such a thing as a hypertonic pelvic floor, where the muscles become too tight/strong due to over use (chronic/too frequent masturbation.) The pelvic floor muscles end up getting too strong and can never fully relax, leading to weakened orgasms and less powerful ejaculation (dribbling constantly or only shooting one or two shots then the rest dribbling out.) A hypertonic pelvic floor can't relax and let the prostate swell properly just before orgasm, that's why it's less powerful, the "pulsing/pumping/squeezing" force of a properly relaxed and then properly contracted pelvic floor is what massages/squeezes the prostate rhythmically, that's part of the "feeling" of orgasm experienced by a man. A hypertonic pelvic floor also doesn't let semen properly build up then get forced out during an orgasmic contraction. That's what leads to dribbling. If you're going to practice kegals, you must also practice "reverse kegals." Think of the feeling you have as you relax your pelvic floor to urinate, especially when you try to piss harder. That is a reverse kegal, it's stretching your pelvic floor muscles the opposite direction to ensure they remain flexible AND strong.
>>29874966Up your image quality, rabbi.
>>29884086You actually need no supplements, all you guys need is not jacking off for a week(s), and not edge, i used to edge for hours and I'd should like 10-11 ropes but they had low volume and were watery, when i stopped edging and came when as i felt it, my semen was the literal color of whip cream, when you precum it's a signifier that load is starting to lose volume, so if you're jacking and decided to edge a little then started to produce precum then you should just cum, don't go for hours, edging isn't even good for you.The normal cum consistency should be gooey not runny.
>>29874272>8-10+>up to 10 or moreBurger education on full display.
>>29875260I’m so happy for her
>>29889546Nice anon, got more?
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>>29889635Superior cum genes.
>shoot 8-12 ropes on averageGuess i have hyperspermia. Explains why everyone keeps praising my cum shots and wondering how i cum so much
>>29878636I blew a fatttttt nut when I was 19 or 20, abstained for 5 or 6 days (had no alone time), was edging nightly, and was "home alone" with my friend's younger sister and her hot ass goth punk friend. I was playing some vidya, the other people went for groceries and I was watching the place. Bout a half hour later his sister calls out to me but I'm just lost in the game and go "Yeah, what's up." but kept playing the game. Then like 5 minutes later my intuition hit me, and like a good samaritan (dipshit) I went to the bathroom and blasted a huge thick load into the sink. I'm talking about, it was like a puddle of yogurt in there. 6 or 7 legendary ropes, another half dozen winding down, and the orgasm reflex lasted at least 30 seconds after that. I swear it would have filled a shot glass and a half.In an alternate universe and an ancient world both of those girls would have been 100% knocked up first try, and looking back I should have done it.
>>29890812You never forget those "puddle of yogurt" loads. I woke up from a wet dream when I was stupidly trying nofap one time and it looked like a bottle of glue had been squeezed out on my stomach.
>>29890900This has to be CGI right guys??
>>29876475anyone got sauce? Kinda looks like my ex
>>29890318anon here is right desu, edging sucks for you load volume
>>29890896>>29890900>>29890904>>29890925hentai tier cum
Still the biggest rope I've ever seen. It looks like she made him cum a shoelace.
>>29874272this one is so fake lol you can tell it's not even coming out of his hole
>>29890318>You actually need no supplementsthis is cope. the supplements work.
I think I'm infertile. I barely ejaculate anything anymore and I'm only 24. I want to kill myself.
>>29891513Seriously, just go buy some lecithin from Walmart and try it for a month. That alone increased my cum and made it thicker and ropier.
>>29891533agreed, but i found zinc and lecithin to be the most important components.
>>29891533I found it made my cum thicker but I didn't shoot farther, which is my main goal. I was worried it was making me shoot less far so I stopped taking it. Just take Zinc and L-Arginine now.
>>29890618Got disc or anything for trades?
>>29891523Pelvic floor and food issue unless it has always been like that.
>>2989152324? you're so fucking old dude holy shit it's so over. this is so real and definitely not be being sarcastic im so serious. how are you not cumming at 24 when you're that old jfc dood wth
>>29876280I used to cum a bunch now I cant fill a thimble, getting old sucks
>>29891585fair, at least you know what you want. i am the opposite, i want thicker loads and don't really want to be shooting them too far, it would be a shame to waste a drop by shooting over my girl's head.
