MFW religious people spend their lives resisting carnal pleasure to get to Heaven only to go to sleep forever after they die
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>>17271837they could have eaten pork and engaged in sodomy, but ancient books came first lmao
>>17271833I'm religious and I coom to my heart's content
>>17271917I think OP is talking about Abrahamics tho.
>>17271833Do you know there's nothing in the Torah which prevents a Jewish man from fucking to his heart's content? Nothing about food or drugs either. Just don't fuck other men's wives, no incest, no animals, and no Jewish virgins unless you want to pay her father and marry her. Aside from that you can blow your load in every snatch from here to Timbuktu.
>>17271833There's nothing to actually resist once real conversion is had. Sin insanity makes and is a nonsense, but whatever in it that pleases any sense only proves to be a mirage—a blade that slides in self-affliction which spills ourselves out in glimmering motion mistaken for some valuable thing. And it's all real delusion, but real joy, the Cross of Christ, soars above it, even in the terms of mere carnal pleasure. >Man cannot live without joy; therefore he who is deprived of true spiritual joy of necessity turns to carnal pleasures. - St. Aquinas
>*wheeze*>*beep........ beep*>it's a good... *wheeze*>it's a good thing I fucked all that thoose women “wheeze”>I just wish I didnt catch aids>or made it to Age 35>HNNNNGGG>*beep beep beep beeeep.......
>>17272481>*wheeze*>i really wish i had spent more tim->*cough*>studying jewish mythology>*chunky exhale*>and starving myself>*gasps*>maybe i would've been more pleasing to an invisible jew in the sky>*flatlines*
>>17271833Not religious but I'm allergic to penicillin & all derivatives, and the more I understand the world & people in it, the more I turn over to misanthropy. Those that enrich the medical industrial complex just so they can catch STDs to “prove” they're something is chronic carelessness & suicidal. HIV/AIDS, herpes, HPV, hepatitis... Go fuck yourself with that shit, I don't need it.
Middle school tier thread