can we get a toy thread going? big weird dildos, preferably
>>1784822newfag here, I knew you could go wide, but that DEEP goddamn.
>>1784851You have no idea.
I'm thinking about getting a large Centaur from Mr. Hankeys. They finally have a retail seller in europe (sexmachines.co.uk), which means no import dutys and faster shipping. Has anyone experience with that toy (or others from Mr. Hankeys)?
wasnt there this one toy where you'd insert it and like 15 minutes you'd get a crazy orgasm??? does anyone remeber that?
>>1785184sounds like a prostate massager
>>1785377Anyone got his premium stuff to share?>>1785413Source?
>>1785417Read the Filename.xhamster.com/videos/10159542
Just bought my first prostate massager. Any helpful advice?
>>1785838I'm gonna need the source of this too
tfw no cute boyfriend who likes huge things up his ass
>>1784855Ya'll mofo need jesus
Shit like this is why I stay in the closet I don't want the world to know my mental illness Fellow homosexuals, I beg you stop doing this
>>1786068Such insecurity. People might assume bad things about me through the loosest association! It's your fault, not theirs! Take responsibility for my fears!On a fucking porn board. Guess that's autism for ya. Womp womp.
>>1786068>as if straighties aren't going even weirder shit on a constant basisanyway, here's a guy with a telephone up his ass
>>1786131nothing weird about phone sex
>>1786132guess you're right, idk what i was thinking
>>1786133wtf why would someone put a cactus in their boypussy
>>1786212stop asking so many questions and follow your dreams
>>1786252>watermelon in the ass.jpgIt's very obviously a pineapple...
>>1786253what the fuck is a pineapple? that's a watermelon.
>>1784274>>1784275>>1784822That should be impossible. Yet there it is
What can you use as a make shift one?
>>1786133Pre-cumming from shoving a cactus up your ass is a level of masochism I've not come across before.
>>1786068You should try watching what straight men like to put inside straight women's pussies.so naive
>>1784822okei but wat exactly is happening inside his bossom? Ruined once and for all? Only soup on the menu?
>>1786954asking for a friend.He has ambitions, but doesn't want fun and adventurous sex ruin ordinary-body-time.
Okay, I'm getting into anal. But explain to me how this thread doesn't tell me exactly why I should stop getting into anal. Not being negative; I'm interested in your thoughts.
This is all extreme stuff. Who said you have to go Extreme? I don't go extreme.. I just find it funny.
>>1786966This is the funniest fucking thing ive seen today
>>1786967This thread is extreme anal. Like, regular anal sex isn't going to ruin you like this shit will (unless the dude has like a cock the size of a horse).
I want something like this (Mr. Majestic, they stopped making them years ago), only not so fucking GIRTHY. The toy pictured is about 1.75" in diameter, which is too much.I just want deep ripples all the way down, without it being tapered. I'm actually considering making my own using 3D printed molds, platinum cure silicone, and so on.
>>1789308I have something sort of like this actually! It’s only a 5” one though, good as a “starter”. https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=35165
My favorite veggie dildo is a 10.1/2" long eggplant.
Bending over and weilding the dildo.
Poised for insertion.
Halfway up me.
Ooh that does feel good!
Teasing myself with a bit of the old "In-Out" motion.
>>1785377What kind of material is that suit made of?Latex or something else? Looks pretty nice.
Now for total penetration!
Finally that 10-1/2" veggie dildo is fully inserted up my tight ass. Oh what a feeling!!!