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Priest thread?
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>>1795702
George Ganswein could test my faith anytime he wants
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>>1795714
qt
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>>1795702
I've had sex with two retired priests. Both were pretty freaky in bed. Go figure.
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>>1795793
Retired priests? So they were over 75? Thats the retirement age for priests.
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>>1795793
What did they do?
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I am currently partnered to a priest. Ask me anything.
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>>1795910
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There's also a facebook group with regular postings - search for clerical dress
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>>1795912
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>>1795907
how old is he
how old are you
is he catholic
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>>1795921
>ow old is he
>how old are you
61
33
Anglican
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>>1795800
One was "retired" because he was caught having sex with guys. They let him do prison ministries but that's it. He was about 60.

The other guy was in his 70's.

>>1795890

Both were bottoms. The freakiest had a drawer full of toys and would have me fuck him first and when I came he wanted me to fuck him with a big rubber cock. He'd let me cum in his mouth, spank him, piss in his mouth, always had porn running when I got there, arranged a threesome with a friend of his and him.
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>>1796049
I also met up with a guy who had a 30-year affair with a catholic priest (oddly enough he was Jewish). They used to go on vacations together. His partner passed away shortly before I met him. It was oddly strange getting fucked under the unapproving gaze of his dead priest partner.
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>>1796049
Were you an escort?
How much did you make?
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>>1796049
That's pretty much standard. Are you even gay?
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Does anyone has any videos from beachbatorfucker? I am not talking about xmaduros, he had more on his tumblr, but they're deleted
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>>1795907
anything really kinky you have done?
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>>1795907
Does he swallow?
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>>1795702
pic is hot. Someone should print it out and jizz on it. I lost my virginity with a friar. It was pretty fucked up though because I wasn't really and it messed up. He was a total mind-fuck and I felt robbed. I was going to join his order but then it all fell apart soon after that because he treated me like shit.
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>>1796210
Not an escort. Just a guy looking to hook up with older guys.

>>1796220
bi
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>>1795922
it would've been hotter if he was catholic or orthodox desu
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>>1796370
What was that tumblr about?
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>>1796504
A mature top priest with a big dick fucking daddies hard in the church.
Also outdoors (same priest as the groans were classy.
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>>1796456
Several. What are you thinking.
>>1796464
All my cum goes to him, either inside his ass or into his mouth
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>>1796774
fuggg
Why didn't I know about that Tumblr before it got deleted
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I'm friends with a couple (in their 50s) who met through their college priest. They both admitted to homosexual thoughts during confession because they had a crush on the priest and the priest confided in them that it was ok, and they he had homosexual thoughts as well. They were fucking in no time. Priest kind of put them on a blind date during a habitat for humanity build and they fell for each other.

They're still friends with the priest to this day. They even asked to take a picture of my feet so the priest could post it on his foot fetish site lol.
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>>1796806
Damn you lucky, ever had 3some ?
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Why only old?
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>>1796779
There are still some good ones on the tumblr
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>>1797004
>>1797005
>>1797006
>tfw you will be a naughty schoolgirl seductress and get knocked up by these men
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>>1796890
I've had a threesome with the couple but I've never met the priest. Ive never even seen him actually, he's in his 60s and that's a little old for me.
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>>1795702
I did it with a priest. When we met I found him really handsome. He was wearing a suit, he was really short (I’m 6”2) with mousey brown hair and a very cute face. He must have been in his 40s but was in excellent shape and perfect skin, like he moisturised his face often. We met in a gay bar when I was 16 and he was wearing a wedding ring. He followed me into the toilets and asked me to meet him just outside of town later on that day, on a busy street.
We met, he was waiting there, he took me up to an apartment on 2nd floor. It looked empty, like no one lived there. He took me to the bedroom and he was unbelievably gentle. He started by asking me to drop my trousers and lean over his lap so he could smack my bare butt. Then he told me to fully undress. He sat on the bed fully clothed staring at me and touching himself. Then he started masterbating just looking at me and asking me to face the wall, naked. He came up behind me and was feeling my butt while he masterbated before he told me to face him and drop to my knees. He put his penis in my mouth and kept on telling me that I liked it and was a good boy. After sucking his penis for a while, he ejaculated all over my face, he was moaning and gasping and it was really sexy. He was still fully clothed with only his hard penis sticking out from his unzipped trousers and he was leaning with 2 hands on the wall over my head.
Afterwards he took my hand and showed me to the bathroom and told me to shower.
After my shower I left the bathroom and went to find him, that’s when I discovered he was a priest. In the kitchen, hanging on the back of the door was his priest suit LOL. There were pictures of him and a woman also, I assume his wife. I felt a little bit of shame so hurried into the next room. Another bedroom, I looked in the closets and there were more priest suits. Again I felt ashamed so hurried out of the room into the hall and just stood waiting nervously until he emerged from the sitting room.
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>>1798416
>priest suits

You're lying I think.
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>my face to this thread.
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>>1798437
I am not lying at all, the one in the kitchen had clear plastic over it like it had just come back from dry cleaning. I don’t know what they’re called but they were definitely genuine priest outfits with the white collars etc.
I don’t live near there any more but my family do and everytime I pass that street I look up at the windows of the apartment and smile to myself.
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>>1796779
https://xhamster.com/videos/grandpa-suck-priest-5880929
https://xhamster.com/videos/holly-father-7014483#mlrelated
https://xhamster.com/videos/slurping-cum-7127152#mlrelated

Those are from the same priest.
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>>1796466
> It was pretty fucked up though because I wasn't really and it messed up.

Read that again and tell me how it makes sense.
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he is a crazy evangelical pastor and i want him to hate fuck my bp desu
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okay, let's start posting priests that aren't fat, old as fuck, don't look kinda genderless and like they could actually still fuck you hard despite being older
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>>1798885
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>>1798886
also, orthodox or eastern catholics priest get a plus for having beards
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>>1798887
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>ywn tempt him into fucking your boipucci
why live
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did you know that mount athos is a peninsula in greece that is completely closed off to women?

only orthodox monks from all over live there and only men are allowed to visit




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>>1795702
Actually a pastor, but I figured he deserved honourable mention for smoking meth and having sex with male prostitutes
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I was raised Catholic and went to church until I was 17. After I stopped going, one of the church's priests added me on Facebook and would casually try to convince me to go back to church. He was sweet so I just entertained him with the idea that he had a chance.

Almost 3 years into this, late at night, he starts a conversation. Starts off normal until he asks if I have any sins I want to confess because I haven't gone to confession. I tell him not really, then he makes some suggestions, including pre-marital sex. I tell him I've had sex a couple times.

"Was there oral?"
"Did you penetrate her?"
"Did you inseminate her?"

Eventually he gave up on sounding priest-like and I would just make up stories of me fucking for him to jerk off to. He was in his 60s so I wasn't attracted to him but it felt kind of hot to do an old man a favor.
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>>1801154
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>>1799348
Damn that sounds illegal
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>be me
>priest tells me how devoted I am to church
>lets me touch him
>tells me that it's god's will
>lets him molest me for years afraid I'll go to hell
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>>1795702
jesus christ, op,

with this current news cycle?
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>>1801157
I was 20 when it was going on.
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>>1803129
what?
>>1802299
did you enjoy it?
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what would you do if this was your priest?
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Carnivàle... is a good show
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https://youtu.be/r0BL1kvXHUw
a sample
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>>1795907
If he's fucking you he's probably fucking 8 year olds as well
Just remember that
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>>1803460
>did you enjoy it?
no. knew it was wrong but back then a priest was second only to god so if he said "suck my cock" you're answer was always "yes father".
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>>1803903
when was this?
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>>1803903

hot
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>>1801154
I fucking love this picture
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>>1803462
Let him show me the Holy Spirit in a whole new way
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>>1802299
That's sad but also pretty hot wish had to swallow the holy spirit cum!
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>>1802299
Are you a gay because of it?
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>>1809873
Where is this from?
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>>1809880
>>1801154
>>1801155
>>1798465
Same source
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>>1810131
Can you post sauce then?
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I dated a very cute episcopal priest who was only a few years older than me. He had one of the few uncut dicks that didn't stink. Mostly a bottom but I loved to suck him off.
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>>1811370
Are many catholic priests secretly gay/into younger guys? How to detect those, and how to seduce them?
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>>1811870
I estimate that around 50% of clergy, at least Anglicans, are gay/bi.
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>>1811894
what about catholics from eastern europe? does the saying "you can't resist the gay, the more you try, the gayer you'll become" true? pic i posted has even written an article criticizing homosexual marriage.
https://youtu.be/NSlTDs1QBxg
where is he on your gaydar, from 1-10?
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Where are my frail looking, sexually repressed Catholic priests who just really, really want to be fucked hard.
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>>1795702
such an edgelord

anyway i've always thought that vows of celibacy are the christian version of virgin sacrifices

like this guy who was made to reproduce
priestly vocation is such a waste
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>>1811896
I think he may be gay. I think those "overly straight" people are simply insecure (for instance see the amount of superduper conservative Christians who end up being found out having gay sex, or "The analysis of 24,000 undergraduate students revealed that of the men whose last hookup was with a male partner, one in eight defined as heterosexual."
https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2018/04/29/gay-sex-love-straight-men-study-shows/
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>>1811870
No clue. The Episcopalian church though seems to actively encourage gays and women to be a part of its clergy.
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>>1803462
Get on my knees
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>>1811896
very gay. he just doesn't know it yet.
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>>1818793
kek
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>>1795702
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Not my selfie
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>>1799348
hot as fuck
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>>1821668
Hes watching!
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>>1820452
post cock





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