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Let's play a little game. If you had a harem of 7 men, let's call them your seven little "dwarves", (nothing to do with stature), which 7 men would you choose and what kind of nickname would you bequeath to each of them? Please have a picture for each man chosen posted along with their nickname.
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>>2187372
First one was Goofy, then I have
>Twinky
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>>2187373
>Smirky
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>>2187374
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>>2187376
He was Preppy, then I have
>Scratchy
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>>2187377
6
>Piercy
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>>2187379
And last but not least
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>Sneaky

Who would you have in your harem and what would you nickname them?
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>>2187372
We've now seen all the naughty-named Seven Dwarves brahs, but we've still yet to lay our thirsty eyes on sexy Snow White. You coy horny Minx ;3
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>>2187376
Preppy needs to clean his fucking mirror jesus christ that is nasty
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>>2187500
Is that spittle like from coughing or brushing his teeth or is that cum on his mirror?
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>>2187614
Probably from brushing teeth, can't rule out it being cum though
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>>2187617
>>2187617
How do people end up spitting all over the mirror when brushing their teeth? You'd think someone had rabies.
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God I love /hm/ you gentlefolk are so weird and yet creative.
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>>2187377
sauce boss?
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Donny is the Adonis of the group. Always smells nice and great for cuddling.
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>>2187879
Gingy is the group slut.
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>>2187880
Otto the otter is always up for having his dick sucked.
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>>2187882
Twinky is the nicest in the group and most likely to have a following of teeny-bopper Instagram sluts.
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>>2187883
Sporty is almost always in the gym. On the plus side, he's always sweaty and his jockstraps smell delightful.
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>>2187884
Trashy has the biggest attitude, but they teach em how to fuck in the trailer park.
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>>2187885
And finally there's Niggy. Sure he might steal your stereo in the middle of the night, but that cock will have you walking like a retard for the next week.
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Cool dwarf harem n names.
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>>2187879
Which one is your favorite or do you have sex with the most?
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Joe Delaney

https://youtu.be/yyDISM8ZYkk?t=120
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>>2187377
>>2187832

Joe Delaney

https://youtu.be/yyDISM8ZYkk?t=120
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>>2187766
You gotta really get in there when you floss bruh
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>>2187376
>>2187500
How is that gross? I'd love to clean his mirror with my tongue.
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Manny
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Dopey
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Wolfy
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Gingy
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Blondie
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Bossy
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Cocky
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>>2188193
That has to be photoshopped, either that or the angles make your Cocky look bigger.
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>>2188188
I like your Blondie the best, he's muscular, and affectionate at the same time and isn't afraid of showing that he wears glasses.

I'll take Blondie any day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StKVS0eI85I
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>>2188190
Why "Bossy"?
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>>2188188
holy fuck
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>>2188184
>>2188193
Fucking insanely hot names n esp pics. Haha best itt so far!
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>>2188445
No, I know his profile on Ig and have a big tool
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Anyone know the name of Goofy?
Looks Norwegian
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>>2189913
His name is PewDie Pie <333
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>>2188184
who's this?
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>>2188193
literally godlike
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>>2188455
because he looks like he's about to tell you exactly what he wants you to do with that huge bulge
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moar sexy Chad dwarves!!!
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>>2190727
This fuck yess.
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>>2188190
bossy = best cock bod itt
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>>2188188
He reminds me of the actor Nicholas Hamilton who played Henry Bowers in the remake of IT. He identifies as LGBT, but hasn't said which letter he is, pretty sure it's gay or bi.
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Text me 7193394375
Eggplants only
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>>2187886
kek
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>>2194028
>pretty sure it's gay or bi

Well, he has a boyfriend, so I'm going to say it's definitely one of those.
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>>2194067
Cute pic





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