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Let's play a little game. If you had a harem of 7 men, let's call them your seven little "dwarves", (nothing to do with stature), which 7 men would you choose and what kind of nickname would you bequeath to each of them? Please have a picture for each man chosen posted along with their nickname.
>>2187372First one was Goofy, then I have>Twinky
>>2187373>Smirky
>>2187374
>>2187376He was Preppy, then I have>Scratchy
>>21873776>Piercy
>>2187379And last but not least 7>SneakyWho would you have in your harem and what would you nickname them?
>>2187372We've now seen all the naughty-named Seven Dwarves brahs, but we've still yet to lay our thirsty eyes on sexy Snow White. You coy horny Minx ;3
>>2187376Preppy needs to clean his fucking mirror jesus christ that is nasty
>>2187500Is that spittle like from coughing or brushing his teeth or is that cum on his mirror?
>>2187614Probably from brushing teeth, can't rule out it being cum though
>>2187617>>2187617How do people end up spitting all over the mirror when brushing their teeth? You'd think someone had rabies.
God I love /hm/ you gentlefolk are so weird and yet creative.
>>2187377sauce boss?
Donny is the Adonis of the group. Always smells nice and great for cuddling.
>>2187879Gingy is the group slut.
>>2187880Otto the otter is always up for having his dick sucked.
>>2187882Twinky is the nicest in the group and most likely to have a following of teeny-bopper Instagram sluts.
>>2187883Sporty is almost always in the gym. On the plus side, he's always sweaty and his jockstraps smell delightful.
>>2187884Trashy has the biggest attitude, but they teach em how to fuck in the trailer park.
>>2187885And finally there's Niggy. Sure he might steal your stereo in the middle of the night, but that cock will have you walking like a retard for the next week.
Cool dwarf harem n names.
>>2187879Which one is your favorite or do you have sex with the most?
Joe Delaneyhttps://youtu.be/yyDISM8ZYkk?t=120
>>2187377>>2187832Joe Delaneyhttps://youtu.be/yyDISM8ZYkk?t=120
>>2187766You gotta really get in there when you floss bruh
>>2187376>>2187500How is that gross? I'd love to clean his mirror with my tongue.
Manny
Dopey
Wolfy
Gingy
Blondie
Bossy
Cocky
>>2188193That has to be photoshopped, either that or the angles make your Cocky look bigger.
>>2188188I like your Blondie the best, he's muscular, and affectionate at the same time and isn't afraid of showing that he wears glasses.I'll take Blondie any day.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StKVS0eI85I
>>2188190Why "Bossy"?
>>2188188holy fuck
>>2188184>>2188193Fucking insanely hot names n esp pics. Haha best itt so far!
>>2188445No, I know his profile on Ig and have a big tool
Anyone know the name of Goofy? Looks Norwegian
>>2189913His name is PewDie Pie <333
>>2188184who's this?
>>2188193literally godlike
>>2188455because he looks like he's about to tell you exactly what he wants you to do with that huge bulge
moar sexy Chad dwarves!!!
>>2190727This fuck yess.
>>2188190bossy = best cock bod itt
>>2188188He reminds me of the actor Nicholas Hamilton who played Henry Bowers in the remake of IT. He identifies as LGBT, but hasn't said which letter he is, pretty sure it's gay or bi.
Text me 7193394375Eggplants only
>>2187886kek
>>2194028>pretty sure it's gay or biWell, he has a boyfriend, so I'm going to say it's definitely one of those.
>>2194067Cute pic
