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Let's play a little game. If you had a harem of 7 men, let's call them your seven little "dwarves", (nothing to do with stature), which 7 men would you choose and what kind of nickname would you bequeath to each of them? Please have a picture for each man chosen posted along with their nickname.
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>>2187372
First one was Goofy, then I have
>Twinky
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>>2187373
>Smirky
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>>2187376
He was Preppy, then I have
>Scratchy
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>>2187377
6
>Piercy
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>>2187379
And last but not least
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>Sneaky

Who would you have in your harem and what would you nickname them?
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>>2187372
We've now seen all the naughty-named Seven Dwarves brahs, but we've still yet to lay our thirsty eyes on sexy Snow White. You coy horny Minx ;3
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>>2187376
Preppy needs to clean his fucking mirror jesus christ that is nasty
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>>2187500
Is that spittle like from coughing or brushing his teeth or is that cum on his mirror?
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>>2187614
Probably from brushing teeth, can't rule out it being cum though
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>>2187617
>>2187617
How do people end up spitting all over the mirror when brushing their teeth? You'd think someone had rabies.
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God I love /hm/ you gentlefolk are so weird and yet creative.
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>>2187377
sauce boss?
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Donny is the Adonis of the group. Always smells nice and great for cuddling.
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>>2187879
Gingy is the group slut.
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>>2187880
Otto the otter is always up for having his dick sucked.
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>>2187882
Twinky is the nicest in the group and most likely to have a following of teeny-bopper Instagram sluts.
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>>2187883
Sporty is almost always in the gym. On the plus side, he's always sweaty and his jockstraps smell delightful.
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>>2187884
Trashy has the biggest attitude, but they teach em how to fuck in the trailer park.
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>>2187885
And finally there's Niggy. Sure he might steal your stereo in the middle of the night, but that cock will have you walking like a retard for the next week.
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Cool dwarf harem n names.
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>>2187879
Which one is your favorite or do you have sex with the most?
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Joe Delaney

https://youtu.be/yyDISM8ZYkk?t=120
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>>2187377
>>2187832

Joe Delaney

https://youtu.be/yyDISM8ZYkk?t=120
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>>2187766
You gotta really get in there when you floss bruh
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>>2187376
>>2187500
How is that gross? I'd love to clean his mirror with my tongue.
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Manny
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Dopey
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Wolfy
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Gingy
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Blondie
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Bossy
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Cocky
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>>2188193
That has to be photoshopped, either that or the angles make your Cocky look bigger.
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>>2188188
I like your Blondie the best, he's muscular, and affectionate at the same time and isn't afraid of showing that he wears glasses.

I'll take Blondie any day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StKVS0eI85I
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>>2188190
Why "Bossy"?
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>>2188188
holy fuck
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>>2188184
>>2188193
Fucking insanely hot names n esp pics. Haha best itt so far!
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>>2188445
No, I know his profile on Ig and have a big tool
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Anyone know the name of Goofy?
Looks Norwegian





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