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Highest Density of Fanservice: Ze Kubiki, his /fit/ vids from when he was in his smol and thicc 30s prime plus extras from Servant of the People:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtcaCsiReQbyUKsgnZ9p2NQ/videos

Homoerotic May-December Subtext: The relationship with the most chemistry in Servant of the People is between Silverfox Yuriy Ivanovich Chuiko and doe-eyed highschool teacher Vasily Petrovych Goloborodko.
Servant of the People 1 to 4
Cлyгa Hapoдa - вce cepии пoдpяд, 1-4 cepии кoмeдийнoгo cepиaлa
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Cлyгa нapoдa 1:30:43
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DXc_KyXdiU
- As I have a makeover kink this is something I rewatch over and over, everybody is manhandling smolensky like he's a little doll.

Cute Twink Era: In his 20s he was a petite twink with a pretty face...this is seen in various KVN skits where unfortunately the video quality is poor, and more clearly in Police Academy, the outtakes are here:
https://youtu.be/H9AutWxQctg
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>>2405563
Previous threads

Zelensky thirst traps / Ukrainian chads Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)02:10:53 No.2390909
>>2390909

More on him/ World leaders thread Anonymous 02/25/22(Fri)21:52:35
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>>2405563
old.reddit.com/r/zelensky/comments/ug5fot/ze_getting_bridal_carried_off_a_soccer_field_due/

We need to track down higher quality of that video!

This guy >>2403577
says it's Veselo Festival (фecтивaлe Beceлo) of 2018, jointly organized by CITA and Kvartal 95
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>>2405563
>Ze Kubiki

Swimming warm-up....


02:56 / 32:22
#влaдимиp #зeлeнcкий #квapтaл
Ze Kubiki #7 - Плaвaниe (oтвeты нa вoпpocы)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra7FfuxAhoI
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>>2405574
In the swimming pool

10:48 swimming pool / 27:53
#ze #kubiki #зeлeнcкий
Ze Kubiki #10 - Плaвaниe и cмeшнoй зaвтpaк
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>>2405575
He's totally my type but I should post more other Ukrainian chads as well:

That's the Mayor of Kyiv and his brother, who is in the military right now, both of them are wrestling champs!
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Ze and his bestie Zheka
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>>2405602
I got a feeling while watching that 2015 interview:
https://youtu.be/x4bqD_eoK5U

That Zheka was purposefully avoiding looking smolensky in the eyes while Siren!Ze is like look at me look at me! Look at me and pick me up!
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>>2405612
you notice that once Zheka couldn't avoid eye contact anymore and looked Ze in the eye, his eyes started flitting between his eyes and mouth? they looked very close to making out
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>>2405612
that pic of Vasya looks so 1920s. like, the eyes, the mouth - he looks made up like in a silent film. but he kind of looked like that in his interview with Zheka too?..
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>>2405628
They really look like the kinda dudes who cuddle and kiss whenever it's just their family and friends. Mostly though I can imagine Zheka or one of the many tall dudes that Kvartal 95 have just picking him up and carrying him when he gets tired from running circles around them all day.

>>2405629
He needs a fedora, he'll fit into film noir well since he plays off against aggressive vamps / femme fatale so often, he'll be the little detective with a deep voice and big guy partner he has lots of homoerotic subtext with.
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>>2405649
>They really look like the kinda dudes who cuddle and kiss whenever it's just their family and friends. Mostly though I can imagine Zheka or one of the many tall dudes that Kvartal 95 have just picking him up and carrying him when he gets tired from running circles around them all day.

whenever they film a behind the scenes with Kvartal, Ze is always either snuggling with one or several of his dudes on the couch or playing around with Zheka. Zheka is definitely on boss-carrying duty though.
>He needs a fedora, he'll fit into film noir well since he plays off against aggressive vamps / femme fatale so often, he'll be the little detective with a deep voice and big guy partner he has lots of homoerotic subtext with.

i mean, they did do a Sherlock parody lol
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>>2405652
I think Ze...and Kvatal 95, can probably pull off a parodic film noir very well, even though that's been done to death, in a way by Tales From the Crypt as well, the episode with archival footage of Humphrey Bogart. in "You Murderer".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b45ytx3Ft4

Something about how serious hardboiled detective stuff in Film Noir makes it good for a parodic take....half parody half serious, like Dick Tracy.
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>>2405563
Smolensky and the giant Croatian PM back on Dec 11th, 2021
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he is not even hot.
>>>/pol/
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>>2405954
Something about the way he dances here always makes me want to just grab him like a cave man and fuck him right away.
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>>2405967
his movements are really fluid and confident and flirty
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Hoekstra visited today, no pictures yet tho.
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>>2405970
He's being a goddamn tease, if he weren't for his bodyguards he'll get his pants pulled down and that ass filled up.

>>2405978
Same here. I would have said, right over that railing, but that railing is rusty so no...that little guy makes me so damn angry being so hot and so cute at the same time.
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>>2405980
>railing is rusty
That is honestly what makes him sexy. The brutalist rotten aesthetic. Eastern Europeans are only sexy in that post apocalyptic environment. And extremely sexy at that.
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Azov would kill you all, it's not his fault as an individual, nazis needed a better cuck
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>>2406005
You can't fuck someone over a rusty railing because he could get cut on that.

I wouldn't say he wouldn't be sexy in a post apocalyptic environment, but even in fantasies where I get rough I like a comfy environment where nobody catches sepsis.

He's so damn cute, I want to kiss him an fuck him on some tropical beach, or some room overlooking a tropical beach because sand gets everywhere on the actual beach.
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>>2405980

>>2405978 #
>Same here. I would have said, right over that railing, but that railing is rusty so no...that little guy makes me so damn angry being so hot and so cute at the same time.
he's so cute he inspires "cute aggression". like a kitten. so cute your brain can't handle it and you low-key want to squish him dead
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>>2406073
>like a kitten. so cute your brain can't handle it and you low-key want to squish him dead
no
seek help
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>>2406073
>he's so cute he inspires "cute aggression". like a kitten. so cute your brain can't handle it and you low-key want to squish him dead

Or make him cry so you can kiss him better. I want to fuck him till he sobs and then holds him and pet him till he mewls.

Especially Vasya, god he's so cute even his staff bullies him and take so much liberties with him. I love the thought of Yuri or some chad oligarch keeping kitty Vasya as a pet on some beautiful island.
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Leave it to jean claude junker to be a creep but ze really didnt even try to get away

https://youtu.be/xXrk4nQo4HE
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>>2406522
That's just continental european old school behaviour. Friendly and touchy. We aren't as distant as English or Americans or Asians, who wont even touch each other during greetings.
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>>2406613
ok sand dindu
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>>2405980
He's so grabbable. Where hasn't he been grabbed on stage in front of an enthusiastic audience, is the real question.
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>>2406672
Well not here

https://youtu.be/ukz3tqW_fFw
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grabbable *and* grabby
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>>2406522
Jean Claude Junker just seen like a dotty old man, Lukashenko on the other hand...
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>>2406749
He's so cute.
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>>2406919
Dodson better watch it, Zheka won't let any man take away his love
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>>2406985
Zheka ignored Ze for 15 minutes until the poor little guy practically climbed into his lap!
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100% he likes being treated like a smol bean
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ALL OF YOU STOP POSTING PICTURES OF MY HUSBAND
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>>2407133
I WON'T BELIEVE HE'S YOUR HUSBAND UNLESS YOU POST HIS NUDES
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>>2405575
The closest thing we have to nudes, I'm super mad there wasn't better lighting and close ups.
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I wonder when the bump orc is going to realise that its a handful of the same people on this thread and that bumping other threads is just a waste of his time
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>>2407167
First thread which also covered other world leaders had 92 posters, second thread had over 50 posters? Damn, I forgot that once a page archive they only list replies/images and I over wrote the copy that had the poster numbers. Some of the posters are the zombies, but eh, most people on /hm/ lurk.

I think the OP bump zombie is probably like most russians, a closet cocksucker that hates those who aren't afraid of being gay or looking gay, oh, he's not really wasting his time, he's going to fap to these while convincing himself he's totally only accidentally thinking of men while fapping. This is not the only thread I'm in because as much as I adore smolensky for being smol and thicc and warm coloured (my perfect type), there are multiple other stuff I'm into, and I noticed the bump orc in other thread, and he has started bumping black threads at last...

Hey bump orc, I'm sure your mother would understand that you are on a gay porn site all day long to defend Russia!


...and damn, I really appreciate now smolensky keeps /fit/ that doesn't wear any undershirt beneath his dress shirt. Really crossing my fingers that he wouldn't age too badly when his term ends in 2024 and that he'll do more fanservice scenes. I'm so mad we saw multiple butts during the prison shower scene but not his!
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slava ukraini
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>>2407167
Smolensky was born in 1978 so he'll be 46 in 2022. Al Pacino was born in 1940 and was 49 or 48 during his steamy sex scene in Sea of Love (1989), was 55 in Heat (1995) where he had a shirtless sex scene and a shower scene though the cameras didn't linger on him anymore. As far as I know, Al's last on screen sex scene was Any Given Sunday (1999) where his character was supposed to be pathetic but it was still hot (an escort pinched his nipples). Since Ze quitted smoking two packs of cigarettes a day in 2015 (according to reddit comment), and he actually care about staying /fit/, his looks should stick around longer. I really wish he wouldn't over do the arms though, he's much hotter as a twunk than a Hulk.
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>>2407183
Is that young Wladimir Klitschko?

I totally need to find a pic of smolenesky with one of the Klitschko brothers, they have met. Read on reddit that one of the wrestler brothers angrily confronted Zheka for parodying him in one of the skit and smolensky jumped between them telling Klitschko to leave Zheka alone.

Zes so adorable and FEISTY, would love to wrestle him into bed.
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>>2407196
This is only pic i could find. They load each other btw so i doubt there is more
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>>2407167
imma imagine Vasya is standing with his hands tied behind his back and Yuri Ivanovich is about to rip his shirt open and maul his tits
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>>2406996
look Zheka was just trying to maintain plausible deniability in front of the radio hosts. but then he realized his smol king's amorousness will not be denied and let him cuddle in close
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>>2407229
I'm surprised no one has yet written a fic of 2x01 where Vasya's friends all lovingly gangbang him instead.
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>>2407291
seriously that would be SO much kinder than what those assholes actually did. (that( would be an actual birthday present! i bet Vasya would love it. he strikes me as the type to view a train run on him as a team-building/bonding moment
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>>2407229
Yuri looks like the time who would be seductive and teasing, he would probably pull Vasya by his tie to bed first.
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>>2407307
Well I've only seen 1-4 repeatedly trying to figure out what's going on, but he does seem comfy with letting everybody manhandles him, that massage scene kinda feel like a gangbang.
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>>2407175
My sexuality is this shirt stretched tight over those shoulder blades, mmm. Let me take that shirt off you Zaddy, let me wrap myself it, it in the scent of you. Let me fuck you all tan in this golden light...
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Bless germany for their Klitschko content.
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>>2407321
He doesn't look like the zaddy type...right up until 4 months ago he looked like Legal Jailbait with his big doe eyes. I really hopes this war ends soon and the war beard goes away, would be cool if we get to see him in a barbershop like an ASMR episode...
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>>2407324
yeah there's no shred of Zaddy in Ze. that boy is a bottom. he lives to be carried, held, played with, teased, and handcuffed to things
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>>2407333
On at least two occasion his wife walked up to kiss him and he just stood there and let her do what she wanted with him with a big smile on his face, like the smile he has when Macron was leading him around with a hand on his shoulder near his neck.

>>2407208
Imagine if Ze had confronted the Klitschkos alone and it ends with hm getting his hands tied behind his back, sitting on one brother's lap being held down on dick, while the other Klitschko played with his cute little feet.

>>2407333
I want to stuff him with a little vibrator and strap him down to a massage chair, then kiss and fondle him till he beg for me to fuck him. He's so cute I want to exhaust him with orgasms and pamper him with treats.
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> I want to stuff him with a little vibrator and strap him down to a massage chair, then kiss and fondle him till he beg for me to fuck him. He's so cute I want to exhaust him with orgasms and pamper him with treats.

You and every ficbook author writing teacher/adult macron x angsty teen/student zelensky fics.
I fail to understand why they all think the age difference is necessary is subby at any age.
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>>2407431
right??? let the man age *and* remain a bottom. also, anyone else sick of Zekron? ffs all Macron did was grope him a little. *everyone* does that. someone discover Ze's real man already, he doesn't call Zheka "my love" for no reason
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>>2407393
A few years ago there was a couple (m/f, i’m bi) who used to make incredible hot videos. I’d like to think that Zel would respond in the same oversensitive way as that guy.

https://xhamster.com/videos/girl-licks-sucks-boyfriends-tied-toes-till-he-orgasms-6208640
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>>2407897
I keep finding new things to fap to in these threads, he's so deliciously subby

>>2407431
I'm tempted to check out ficbook but it looks like a Russian site and I don't even dare to go on livejournal or check out ok.ru for movies anymore.

I guess some people, not me, do the age difference thing for the power difference, even though I think strength and wealth/social/political power is a way bigger element. Al Pacino was born in 1940, Robert De Niro in 1943 -- yet Al always acts more subby in their interaction and roles, most especially Righteous Kill (2008), which is a terrible movie over all but has nice Decino.

Frankly while a 30 year old can easily carried around a 20 year old (Brian/Justin in Queer as Folk), an out-of-shape 69 year old can't do that with a 44 year old, that's why before monke crossed way too many lines months ago I just don't think monke/smolensky is hot. Maybe the Y2K AU where he's like a decade or two younger and still a KGB agent, cause even in 2002 when Ze was 24 and monke was 49, monke was would not have been /fit/ enough, there is a reason he's associated with poisons. Probably mentioned a fetish for Ze as a priest, hmmmn, him as a 24 year old priest and monke as a 34 year old KGB agent in an alternate Y2K...but at this point you might as well replace monke with Alec Trevelyan or Xenia Onatopp.

I actually predict that the Zelensky shipping thing will die down or be replaced with Vasya shipping as more people watch Servant of the People, it'll be like when Supernatural shifted from J2 RPS to Destiel.

The Yuri and Zelensky is not age except where Yuri has more experience I guess, but if they were both in their 30s or of Yuri was younger, he would still be the dom by their personalities.

>>2407511
Macron was the only world leader who treated Ze with respect and consideration during the 2019 peace summit.
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>>2407431
>>2407511

I imagine zekron especially if they were younger would go like this:
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>>2407333
Chained to the rocks as a sacrifice for some lascivious god...
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Here's one with blindfolded Zelenskyy.It's from Dancing with the stars and the whole dance was amazing but that blindfold has a slight S&M feel.

I'm woman, but I come in peace ;) I just love the fact that everybody-gay guys,straight women, lesbians and straight males just adore this guy. He's like little sexual magnet just pulls you in no mater what...and I have to admit that yes he seems to be happy -go- lucky subby. All the women now are like "woo hoo alpha male Zelenskyy" - but while he's extremely curageous and intelligent and just simply amazing guy I'm not sensing this alpha thing at all. On the contrary I think he surrenders so sweetly and likes to be womanhandled/ manhandled. :)
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>>2408041
Dude, there are already women on 4chan, but you don't mention it like that it's attention whoring, normally you'll be told "Tits or Get The Fuck Out", but nobody wants to see that there so nigga, don't mention it again.
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>>2406522
Everybody loves to grab him...the soldiers seem to look jealous when a foreign leader does it:

>>2406613
So which country would actually be friendly and touchy enough to pick him up, he seem to love it: >>2407127 & >>2407128

>>2406672
Even after he became President, Ukraine continued to treat him like he's their pet...sure they got mad at him at one point, but I can see them shaking a rolled up newspaper and resisting the urge to pick him up.

>>2407144
How is it that one person manage to be smol and thicc and lithe?

>>2407229
Do you think Yuri wanted Vasya the moment they met consciously or subconsciously, someone on tumblr said Yuri has been so preoccupied with power games he didn't even think about sex so his crush on Vasya snuck up on him.

>>2407291
I haven't got that far, what happened in 2x01?

>>2407308
What is the context of this clip? Did Yuri kidnap Vasya for a romanic get-away at sea?

>>2407431
I kek at people who write Macron as a teacher seducing a student because he married his teacher. Hmmmn, he was the only one who was friendly to Ze in 2019, I wonder if Macron ever fapped to the thought of being the school delinquent who comes back to bend Mr.Vasya over his desk after the reunion party?

>>2407897
Context of this clip (like link to the skit video)? I like how fluffy his hair is.
>>2407323
The hair is different but Klitschko kinda look like a young David Hasselhoff.
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>>2407167
He returns!

>>2408149
>>2408145

>>2408144
-all over this psot

>>2398471

>>2408139
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>>2408041
yeah he's like a universal sub. everyone except maybe teenage girls wants to top him. we can all sense he wants to be loved, cuddled and taken care of.
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>>2408174
I don't know how much it's audience appeal and how much it's his preference (as his stuff is usually done through his studio -- so it could also be his wife's preference!)...but there is also a strong element of No-No-Yes where he gets chased and 'molested'. There was one where a woman backs him up against a wall or onto a bed. then in 8 New Dates he kept waking up with a blonde he's not married to and she keeps approaching him and touching him as he shies away.

In one of the Big Love in the City movies, his friends pick him up and tosses him in the pool. He got up to maybe get away from them after they threw a cushion at him, but once they picked him up he seem to stop fighting...

15:20
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>>2407921
I don't know, I find Ze way way more appealing than Vasya. Vasya is cute but the living man is something else altogether. A universe unto himself. There's 25 years of content covering the gamut of cute, pretty, sexy, and handsome, and there's this energy to him that he keeps restrained when he plays Vasya.
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I always forget its his wife who co-writes these scenes.
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Look at them titties!
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omg, that one with 2 girls in upper left corner, Could you please tell me from where it is? He's so mellow and pretty here.
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>>2408304
Love in the big city @14:12

https://youtu.be/NV_vvpr0ros
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Thank you!!
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>>2408283
Even the movies?

The movies, I knew, prior to 2014, were for a Russian audience - Love In The City 2 actually got banned in Ukraine -- that's why they are so straight, given the amount of gay in his skits though, I think if he was doing it for an American audience (fluent English for example), he would have done gay romance. Very sadly, now that he's permanent brand ambassador for his country, I don't think he's even going to do any kind of romance films after his presidency, not with this amount of sauciness.

Arnold Schwarzenegger actually posed nude for a magazine when he was young, penis out, I used to have a copy of that picture but sadly I've lost track of it (so if anyone reading this has a copy PLEASE post), since he got serious he has regarded that as Old Shame, and probably his nude scene in Terminator (1987) too. Meanwhile Michael Biehn who also had a nude scene in that movie pretty much made The Victim (2011) just to have one more sex scene before his looks faded commercially (my major problem with that film was that it didn't just suck, which he made no pretense about, but it actually didn't contain as much sex scene as was advertised, just ONE! The other guys were good looking too so if they were doing a proper grindhouse the other guys should have been shirtless and there should have been a naked fight scene like Eastern Promise (2007)
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>>2408298
Dear Reddit Tourists, this is NOT r zelensky or r ukraine, this is specifically a gay porn board where we swap fap material, so do NOT post boner killers, he's got nice juicy pecs in that photo but next time, edit out the boner killers first! I'm hiding that thread, urgh.

On similar note avoid posting pictures of women, it's better to link so that others don't see it when they are scrolling.

...and nobody has done it yet, I thought it didn't need to be said till the recent replies, but dear Reddit Tourist, this is a gay porn board, do NOT post anything with his kids in it even if he looks cute.
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>>2408326
Go suck limp dick, i posted that and i am not a reddit tourist, im not gonna keep cropping shit tiill its a vague puzzel of pixels.
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>>2408063
>How is it that one person manage to be smol and thicc and lithe?
his dad was a weightlifter before he became a programmer, and his mom is very slim. so he can do both.
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>>2408316
>>2408283

Or edit them like this.
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>>2408335
Go suck yourself. There something deeply creepy and unsettling about the other people in the photo, and not even in a vaugely hot way like it is with Putin 2019 (before he got too puffy) and Lukashenko.

I suppose the guys on the far right and left MIGHT be okay to scroll pass but the people immediately next to Zelensky are ick, it shows on his face. Normally I like it when visiters mandhandle him, but I'm so glad they did not.
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Still this "classic" shirt is the best. Clingy thing.
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fellas, fellas... settle down, have a Ze!torso
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>>2408347
he's gonna hulk out of it soon
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>>2408347
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>>2408347
Hello nipples! Would love to lick them.

>>2408352
I definitely thinks he's Still Hot now, but I miss how he was during the Ze Kubiki days, he was perfectly proportional, thicc yet lithe, now he looks slightly weird like hulk that's been vertically squashed. Really hoping he'll go back to swimmer's body wen he has access to a swimming pool again, and shave the face fur.
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>>2408366
I think he will be fine once the war is done. he always fluctuated with his weight, plus nicotine caffeine and stress will make your body hold on to a lot of fluid.
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>>2408348
Oi! That's a fappable gif I made. Stay away from it! lol

Anyway, here's another one.
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>>2408348
>>2408377
What really made the OG gif (first seen in 1st and 2nd thirst thread) so perfect is the way his gym spotter is checking him out. Mmmmn, imagine working with a boss you want to bang all the time.

Which video is his gif? God I love his smile, he looks like the type that could giggle during sex.

>>2408374
At least he's healthy I guess, I really hope he's no longer smoking because the air in Kyiv is probably cancerous as it is.

>>2408337
His dad is even shorter than he is, and he's a weightlifter! Hmmmm, I wonder where I can find younger pics of his dad....
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>>2407921
> I'm tempted to check out ficbook but it looks like a Russian site and I don't even dare to go on livejournal or check out ok.ru for movies anymore.

You're fine on ficbook now and days the trolls are as good as gone, but yeah its a lot of old macron x young! Zelensky. Someone did write a semi nice dom andrzej duda/sub zelensky fic the other day.
https://ficbook-net.translate.goog/readfic/12115654?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=nl&_x_tr_pto=wapp

And i also remember reading a fic where zelensky teases macron under the table with his feet.
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>>2408407
> Duda took the hands of his beloved, holding them with one of his own on the table above his head, in order to somehow hinder Zelensky's fidgeting. Suddenly, he hit the other side, forcing Vova to stand up on his toes.

Loved it! Btw duda used to be smoking when ge was younger
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>>2408396
That gif wasn't from one of Ze Kubiki videos. Here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PohoNwCDOFk (Skip to 3:13)

>>2408407
Once read Zekron fic about Macron giving Ze a blowjob then let him fucking his frenchy-ass. As a Macron hater and voter (for reasons), it was worth. :D

https://archiveofourown.org/works/37671157
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>>2408298
Politicians have reached another previously unimaginable level of cringe.
Everyone is now copying that "oh look at me I am just a normal middle class - cheap shoes - unironed khaki pants - guy/woman" "I am totally not some elitist who never owned shoes in a different color than black"
I root for Ukraine since before 2014 and it is disgusting to see it being used as a media gimmick to get popular with your voters.
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>>2408366
>There are no Nazis in Ukraine
also Ukrainians:
Let me show yuo my Hakenkreuz Yoga
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>>2408428
>for reasons
what reasons? Le Pen isn't the antichrist. Zemmour would also be cool. Just Melanchon is a total Russian fuck
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>>2408467
All of them really sucks. The main reason why I voted for Macron is making LePen lose. Imagine the worst consequences for France, EU and Ukraine if she won.

Also Macron did many bad things to the people (like increasing the price of gas, foods, etc...), that's why I still hate him and myself because I still enjoy his kind and charisma with Ze. (*sigh*)

Enjoy the pictures of Zekron.
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>>2408495
Le Pen would have at least tidied up your fucking out of control Islamism problem.
France is pretty similar to Ukraine. Complete lackluster government with a candidate that has no actual party when he took office and has no consistent majority and support from the people. Constant civil war like "demonstrations" and endless chaos.
France will be the first EU country to fail.
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>>2408498
Unfortunately, we're all busy supporting Ukraine with weapons/aid and lusting on Ze. My baguetteland will deal with Islamism problem (very) later. xD
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>>2408467
Le Pen is a woman, this is /hm/. Frankly I want monke putin dead he's just awful, but here, I have no problem fapping to the idea of a hotter version of Putin fucking Zelensky, like if it was Y2K again and Putin was in his 30s instead of 50s and a little more /fit/. Looking back at his Y2K photos monke obviously looked better back then, but I realise I have fantasized him as fitter than he actually was because I read he was a KGB agent but he was already in his 50s and actually a taxi driver at one point. For fantasy reasons I'm just going to pretend he was fit like young Sean Connery. and didn't rely on poisons like a woman, and is fit enough to come up behind a twink, cover mouth with hand and carry them off.

If someone wanted older man who scold Ze and share similar objectives though, Poroshenko makes more sense and he's more /fit/, he's running around on the street with a machine gun, slav zaddy.

>>2408498
>>2408466
>>>/pol/

>>2408407
I mean I'm worried about going onto ficbook or any Russian sites right now because I'm worried about catching a case of compute clappers. I'll wait until they move their fics onto AO3.
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>>2408835
If you want to have a point of reference @8: https://youtu.be/DLVA55aMkyI 15 monke opens the kvn show and at 14:35 smolensky makes his entrance

https://youtu.be/DLVA55aMkyI
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>>2405563
Something Shared

Their Vova had always been a very pretty clown, and Poroshenko would not be the only man who had to take himself in hand after watching one of the saucier skits, stroking to the thought of that cute little thing begging kittenishly for cream, those expressive eyes looking up at him as that clever mouth sucked and swallowed him down.

When Poroshenko heard that their clown was running to take his office, he laughed, then he locked the doors and came to the fantasy of bending Zelensky over his desk.

Nowadays their pretty clown was often a sad one, their country's sorrows shining in his eyes even when he smiles. Vova sighed sweetly when Poroshenko pulled him close to hold him tightly, still a soft boy in the stolen moments they share on a narrow cot too hard to even creak as the older statesman guided the younger onto his lap. Vova's face is wet in the dark, and he would make many sounds that he could not, when the lights are on again.
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>>2408407
You can't out perv the French

It started as a joke, or a challenge, to see if he could could make Macron react after the other had teased him about his lack of 'poker face'. The course of dinner proceeded as though nothing was amiss as Zelensky stroked his foot up and down Macron's leg, but when Macron's lack of response drove Zelensky to move his foot further up, Macron pinned it between his knees, and without changing the one of his voice, reached a hand underneath the table to stroke it.
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Ze and his director
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Ze and another director
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>>2409012
Marius Balchunas aka the russian Quentin Tarantino.
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>>2409005
Macron: jokes on you pretty boy thats my fetish.
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>>2406919
>>2409011
>>2409012

David Dodson said that Ze made him feel like he was Steven Spielberg when they were working together, imagine having this cute little thing look up to you!

>>2409102
Macron and smolensky gives off some Casanova smitten with Virgin vibe, Macron is super suave and gentlemanly with Ze who totally gets topped by Macron, but at the same time he has Macron eating out of his hand because smolensky has activated Macron's white knight instincts.

>>2409092
He's got such a cute belly I want to rub and blow on it. Hate the way he looks with a beard but his belly is fine furry or bare.

Here he is licking the camera!

https://old.reddit.com/r/zelensky/comments/u396fn/volodymyr/
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>>2408063
Dude go watch it, most of the episode he’s gagged and tied up. Plus all the epsiodes on youtube have subtitles now.
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>>2409459
What is going on here:

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>>2409459
That episode was so unique. We really need a fanfic about Vasily or Ze x Bodyguards.

>>2409504
It's a blooper from season 2, episode 14. A (not-really) fight scene between Vasily and Serhiy the Minister of Foreign Affairs of Ukraine. xD
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POV Ze gives you a handjob.

(Original video: https://imginn.com/p/CdnpxeyItgT/ )
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>>2409459
>most of the episode he’s gagged and tied up

Urgh, unfortunately, that cake is a complete lie! Half the episode is flashbacks, and while the other half Vasya is endangered, he's not even tired up for 99.9% of the time, actual footage is like minutes or less, caption also died halfway in before it came back.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNbPwegQcag

>>2409509
Yessss, any of the staff x Vasily would do, especially the guy playing with his foot. As for Ze, I like him with the Azov, his soldiers, because they look jealous when the world leaders are pawing him.

>>2409509
A fight scene...in addition to the hands on throat it looks really suggestive, it looks like the scenes in gay porn where someone opens their mouth when someone is cumming on their face.

I just love it when someone has their hands on his neck, like in the Police Academy clip, he's so kittenish.
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https://youtu.be/-Lpdd5-naTY

a 45 sec video of Ze and his bald bestie Zheka making an announcement for fans about voting for best show on Ukrainian television. Ze keeps kissing him.
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>>2409459
I can't believe they used real bullets and that they shot so close to his head -- even rubber or wood bullets have blinded or even killed when it hit the eyes or temple. Even knowing the ending I jumped when the wood of the tree he was taking cover behind splintered next to his head. With friends like these, Vasya really needs Yuri to kidnap him to someplace nice!


>>2409512
He has such an adorable smile:
https://old.reddit.com/r/ze len sky/comments/uqwe6p/reply_to_the_troops_who_made_it_to_the_border/

I want to pick him up and squeeze him in a tight hug and just carry him around.

...and ha, we are not the only weirdos

https://twitter.com/McFaul/status/1525708752598405120

https://old.reddit.com/r/ze len sky/comments/ur2427/random_zelensky_thirst_posts_from_respectable/

>>2409831
Ze kissed Zheka ONCE, at the beginning, then made a kissy sound at him at the end -- why do redditors always clickbait because it just leads to disappointment. Many times the content is fine on its own except it's been overhyped. It's like telling a girl she's got a room full of flowers waiting for her but it's a single rose -- which is nice on its own but would be a let down if it's been advertised as a room.

>>2409085
I scrolled through the film earlier and I couldn't find the ones with Ze's feet, only the girl's on his face, but I'm getting the vibe that the director is the type who hides the gay behind the het but not quiet successfully. (For example, the most homoerotic scenes between Naruto and Sasuke tend to take place after some random naked girls that failed to distract from the gay that followed).
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>>2409634
Pov:
Russians capture nazi azovites and NATO goons outside Azovstal Mariupol
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>>2409849
Poor little guy looks like he's about to cry, I bet Yuri would have thrown him a better birthday party if things had turned out differently last season...
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Zelensky is so qt I want to sniff his shirt and undies :)
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>>2409885
You want to be the guy on the left. The soldier on the right also wishes he was the guy on the left.
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Alright, which one of you homos did this
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>>2409874

hey sad fag sit down and jerk off to this one like you should

>>2407323
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>>2409634
Pov you fucking smolensky 10 minutes after waking up
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>>2408250
I prefer Vasya because he's more innocent and ingenue, and SoP was filmed several years ago when Zelensky's body type was more my preference.\

Plus I'm just more comfortable with fantasying after fictional characters than real people, like I would be comfy with a fic where Vasya gets forcefully gangbanged in an alternate 2x01 episode but definitely not the actor who is in real actual danger of being raped and/or murdered if unfriendlies got pass his security --- and this danger will actually persist past the war and/or his presidency.
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>>2409529
Looking at how red his ears are he seems the enjoy being held by the neck as well..
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>>2410027
>he seems the enjoy being held by the neck as well

That he does:
>>2409504

I think it's because he's secretly a kitten, he's so relaxed being held by the neck.
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>>2410027
i would guess Ze definitely likes being held/carried/dominated, he ends up repeatedly manhandled in most of his films, shows, and sketches
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>>2410033
he likes imitating a cat in his work too for what it's worth. but not dogs.
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>>2410034
Other people seem to love manhandling him too.

>>2406804
Lukashenko, who really wanted to invite Ze to Belarus back then...

>>2406996
Random guy who got out of the covid quarantine from China -- check the fangirls in the background, especially lady with her hands clasped together.

>>2408063
Croatian PM Andrej Plenkovic

>>2408495
Macron...I think Macron is actually kissing Ze in the bottom left picture.

>>2408835
Even Poroshenko

>>2409011
>>2409012
His directors definitely.

>>2410037
Check out him licking the camera in a really feline manner: >>2409350

They should have done a skit where kitty ze is stuck up a tree and strappling firemen have to carry him down, he would look so pretty with kitty collar, like ribbon and bell.

Girls on inauguration day were grabbing at him over the railing during selfies, and the guys around them looked like they wanted to!
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>>2410037
Eh, he's been both. He has both the lithe trolly cat vibes and the bouncy wholesome dog vibes. They're both cute.
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>>2410044
What's a trolly cat?

He's definitely more feline like than canine, though he's also puppyish at times. Otter since he likes to swim? Or seal since he likes to bask in the sun? He needs to take a break in Hawaii when this blows over.
https://twitter.com/Daily_chickens/status/816780230316597249?cxt=HHwWgoCp-dfS5NUWAAAA
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>>2410013
Okay yeah I don't want to read about older Ze getting forced or hurt either. Dude already has it hard enough. Shipping's easier with Vasya. But I'm into younger Ze and all the possibilities there. Thinking about him living in an apartment with a dozen other guys in the early days, or his old teammates peeling him out of those leather pants...
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>>2405563
FUCK UKRAINE
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>>2410053
I have been guiltily fapping to the idea of younger Putin taking up Ze's offer to take him to settle Ukraine's debt around Y2K, that door is closed so no harm right? ...and I'll imagine monke as being in his 40s instead of 50s during the Y2K era, or 30s, that way he would have gone straight from being KGB to being handpicked President for Russia (instead, monke was actually a taxi driver for a time).

Or given that Ze perform at parties, Poroshenko's party, that guy was hot when he was younger...now he's got a slavic daddy vibe.
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>>2410053
Vasya canonly have a lot of historical themed dreams and some of them make him twist and turn in a rather pornographic manner in his bed, so you can pretty ship Vasya with any historical or mythical figure especially people he knew in those roles, like Poseidon!Yuri...I haven't got that far yet but wasn't there a point where Yuri has Vasya on a boat? >>2407308
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>>2410053
I'm into Zheka and Ze going in 2004 to perform and Zheka's college, like a year into working together. And Zheka seeing a girl pass out just from looking at Ze walk by. and it suddenly hits him: oh, he's hot
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>>2409512
what an ugly ass goblin
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>>2410108
I'm into the conspiracy theory that the guy who was Ze's childhood friend who got kicked out might have been jealous of Zheka, especially Ze climbing Zheka all the time, and then "tried something" with Ze that lead to everybody being mad at him and him fleeing the country.
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>>2410171
i can buy that. Ze found Zheka on another team in 2002, started working with him in 2003, and by the time Zheka got married in 2007, Ze was already making a wedding speech that started like this: "Zhenka, I love you madly. I'm the person who slept with you before Ksyuha." (the bride) (he explained that they were sharing a room on tour. btw that never stopped, they always shared a room on tour until his election in 2019)

so Zheka basically was Ze's obsession that quickly eclipsed all others.
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>>2410176

The tea on Denis

Godfather skit comments
https://old.reddit.com/r/zelensky/comments/ujrnnf/new_sketch_subtitles_zelensky_as_the_godfather/i7kw28j/

But imagine being either a loser or even an ordinary dude or a grumpy misanthrope but your bestfriend is the dude that everybody loves, and you thirst for your bestfriend but your bestfriend would never feel THAT way about you, and then all of a sudden someone new comes along to steal your bestie's attention!
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>>2410177
and that shiny new someone is not only striking (which Zheka was in his youth) and incredibly talented, but he's in awe of Ze (which Ze's vanity loves) and absolutely ready to bend the knee before him in every way. Zheka was - or made himself into - Ze's perfect companion.

But if that's the case, Denis held off for almost a decade before exploding.
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>>2410180
Maybe Denis was hoping that the honeymoon period will end with Ze getting tired of Zheka and realising he preferred Denis, especially if Denis have stepped up with hints that he liked Ze that way (but kept getting shoved off).

With Hashirama and Mandara, Littlefinger and Catelyn Tully-Stark, Snape and Lily Evenas-Potter -- you got these friendships that dates back to early grade school, ages 6, 7 -- that's the time when we tend to be friends with those we just happen to live near or share a desk with -- meaning that the personalities might not actually match after all, you get one friend who is more popular, more beautiful usually, but sometimes it's the ohter way around, you get one friend who crushes, and thinks it'll cool to marry their bestfriend, then the other one who just don't see it, maybe deliberately so because they didn't want to ruin the friendship or they feel like the other is like blood family already and it's a turn off.
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>>2410180
...and has Denis ever been linked with women? The other thing is, I'm sure that Zelensky is in love with his wife, they have such chemistry when she kisses him. Maybe Ze is completely straight and just like flirting, maybe he is bi or maybe Zheka is the exception or just the one other person Ze is attracted to that way -- and if Denis is gay, that would explain all the secrecy and the attempted press conference too -- Denis could easily spin Ze as a homophobe for rejecting him...and if Denis is gay that would explain why Ze and his group kicked him out for an attempt non-con but might consider forgiving him for a misunderstanding -- it's how guys who cheat on their wives with another guy because it turns out they are gay are more easily forgiven than guys who cheat on their wives with a woman. A Freudian Excuse.
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Ze x Andriy Shevchenko (Ukrainian football manager and former player)
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>>2410287
Lmao i’m so used to seeing anonymous that i didn’t even notice your username before ;) i’m fixated on how he almost grabs him under his armpit.

Sorry i still have deep need to tickle him even though thats not normally a fetish of mine, i have no idea why.
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>>2410287
Awwww, I'm so glad he could see his friends and family again, the poor little guy must be so touch starved before.

>>2410304
He's just so adorable I want to hear him giggle, I want to rub his belly and make him mewl. I have the feeling long after his hair turn gray he could still be boyishly sweet. He makes me feel predatory and protective at the same time.
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>>2410318
why do Slavs all own exotic animals? How did he even get a white lion as a pet wtf
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>>2410329
Nora is a dog...someone at /pol/ had mentioned which breed earlier but eh I forgot.
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>>2410331
talking about the white one. I can see the black one is dog
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>>2410333
Both of them are dogs, white dog is Nora and black dog is Peter.
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>>2410054

ON YOUR KNEES IGOR
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>>2410180
Ze is so smitten with Zheka
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>>2410490
Ze literally can't hold back from Zheka when they are together. he's always trying to touch him, press against him, climb into his arms, kiss him - he turns into an absolute clingy cat
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>>2410421
as we speak hundreds of azov's are being anally conquered by big russian bears
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>>2410491
The age gap is good, too. Affectionate charismatic older twink luring Zheka in like the pied piper.

Also thinking about a scenario where Zheka (who has a crush) pops a boner while roughhousing with an oblivious Ze, and he gets all apologetic and embarrassed, but Ze laughs it off, because it happens so often around him with his teammates that he thinks it's normal and just what guys do. Zheka inwardly: no it's because you're a siren
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>>2410618
>he thinks it's normal...he's also used to people just picking him up and making cooing noises at him:

Cat Proximity
https://xkcd.com/231/

...a nightmare for his security team who has to keep a protective bubble around him and unfortunately it contributed to him being Sad, whoever is the President's doctor need to write a prescription of at least a daily visit from a friend that can hug him.
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>>2410634
prescription: one Zheka. 250 lbs of cuddles.
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>>2410784
Zheka need to cuddle Ze the way Ze cuddled this puppy >>2410050
and Ze needs to get moar sleep.
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>>2405563
Ze looks rather elvish for Vyshyvanka Day 2022 -- the tips of his ears his ears looks pointed!

https://old.reddit.com/r/ze len sky/comments/utckph/saint_volodymyr/
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>>2410979
yep he's got sharp kitty/elf ears
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>>2411007
He looks rather kittenish in this picture, smug little tom cat:

Any footage of people ruffling his hair or petting him?
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>>2410602
Probably, We all know that the Russian army is violently gay. Which is fun every time Vatniks call the west homo, At least western homo is voluntary.
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>>2411011
Look up Russian Army pimps conscripts or military prostitution ring, I read that at one point, gay travel site Spartacus said that young Russian bussy can be brought for 100 to 500 USD? That's probably an average though, there's probably a lower and higher number.


...and speaking of the higher number, this is where the comment is post relevant: Ze has been acting since around the age of 18...he got famous with the Kvartal 95 on KVN -- Russian Channel in Russia. The host offered young Vova his own show but they wanted to get rid of all his friends, they wanted to isolate him -- he turned down their offered, took his team and poached a few others back to Ukraine and formed his own studio, when he was age 25?

I somehow doubt that male prostitution involving various levels of coercion was a problem confined to the military. The way some Russians speak of Ze reminds me of the angry incel that got rejected .
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>>2411020

Was lurking on reddit and I came across a comment with the link to the Russian TV vid where they spent 5 minutes talking about how Ze got waxed for his vaccine photo compared to the beach photo where he had a hairy chest with a happy trail, would appreciate a link to those who remember as I can't find it again...and in spite of the fact that Servant of the People got banned in Russia after the episode, even the people profess to love monke and hate kitten has obviously watched it judging by some of the comments in /pol/. The body is honest in spite of what the mouth says. I would bet that there was a kleenex shortage in Russia after episode 2x01
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>>2411023
Doesn't it look like he’s getting a handjob and he’s about to cum
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>>2411020
There was a kvn sketch were he either played a woman or gay and some of the judges looked a bit sus, no idea ehat the sketch is about tho

https://youtu.be/sEQeESW9jXo
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>>2411180
he's playing the actress Renata Litvinova as the host of The Weakest Link, and he is spot on
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>>2411257
>Renata Litvinova

I had to look her up because my memory of the Weakest Link was this tern looking lady not even people who are attracted to women would fap to, but of course the Russian version would have a sexed up version!

Wiki on Renata says she came out as bisexual in 2021...

>>2411137
He looks like the defiant heroine in a bodice ripper who's ABOUT to be defiled, so not close to cumming yet.

>>2411007
There is this thing he does with his tongue and his facial expressions too that's very kittenish:

>>2411009
>>2410033

I need to see Ze sitting on somebody's lap and zipped up in their jacket.
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How come SotP is completely in Russian? Kievans speak Ukrainian and the show is really anti Russian, so why did they choose to make it in Russian? Was it just more convenient for Volo?
Feels a bit like setting a comedy about the US president entirely in british english or with a heavy scottish accent.
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Ze's naked back from "Я, ты, oн, oнa" movie.
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>>2411279
NOW I care about the rising water level -- it needs to be lowered.
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>>2411266
He wasn't fluent in Ukrainian until several years ago. He actually did catch some flack for SotP being in Russian, but well, you work in the language you know best.
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Arestovich did a little striptease during a interview, i hope ze follows suit.

https://youtu.be/co1cvXwx1Zc?t=1038
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>>2411596
You know what, I've never really gotten Arestovych's appeal, but he's kind of cute when he smiles.
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He's kind of cute as a woman... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOBggWPw7GY
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>>2411596
Arestovich looks nice in his Vyshyvanka Day shirt. I went to check on Vitaliy Kim's twitter, but sadly he has left his shirt at home, he looks happy though:
https://twitter.com/vitalij_kim/status/1527223213104713728?cxt=HHwWgMCy3fba5LEqAAAA

I would guess that there should be pictures of Kim wearing Vyshyvanka shirts in prior years before, but he only started his social media presence, on Twitter, this March.
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POV Ze fucks you harder!
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>>2410043
>>2408425

Polish Prez visited again, and wow, Duda was holding smolensky so tight it was like he didn't want to let go.
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>>2411996
POV smolensky gasps and groans as I grip his hips and make him ride me. Like this >>2407947
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>>2411998
And smolensky's face as he cums on your stomach.
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>>2411997
Just watched the video. Lmao he gave him a hug and then came back like nah not good enough need more. Honestly i would have done the same.

https://youtu.be/Rpaz22R2WBw
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I finally found some whole episodes of the interview show smolensky used to do back in 2010. Every episodes startes with him re-enacting famous movie scenes. In one of the shows he parodied salma hayek snake dance scene from dusk till dawn.
Unfortunately he didn’t do the entire scene, just ended up emptying a bottle on tarantino. I wont spam the board with every episode but i want to share this one where he looks particularly cute in his little bowtie.

Show starts at 1:45 with him on the table fighting in the matrix.
At 9:44 parody starts from some Ukrainian Jesus look a like pop star
10:20 10:25 11:06 Feet!
11:34 Flexing titties
13:08 underwear buldge
13:19 butt, not sure if his to think its digital edited.
49:40 that sex and the city parody scene from the previous thread.
57:20 he and the other host are tied to a chair for a musical act from some girls group. I died laughing at this scene. The three women are doing there best being sexy and smolensky is not having it, i have never seen a hetro men be this uncomfortable when giving a lap dance.

https://youtu.be/JNXa7YUVP58
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Found a pic of denis and zel being cozy on a sleeper train
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>>2412097
So that theory about an increasingly frustrated Denis crushing on the oblivious!Zel who keeps doing stuff like cuddling up to him in bed until Denis finally snaps...reposting from last post:

A Moment of Madness

It wasn't the first time you and Vova had kissed and groped each other, but it was the first time you've had him all to yourself. He cups you and giggled when he found you hard. He turned to get up off the couch but you wrapped your arms around him and kissed the top of his head, and he goes still and leaned back against you and let you hold him, conditioned by years of accepting affectionate gestures from all who loves him so. A flash of possessive jealousy seizes you and you move from nuzzling your face against his to latching on at the junction of his neck and shoulder, tasting and marking him as you grinded against his thicc rump.

He has gone from protesting that you haven't brought him dinner to pinching your arms. You grabbed him by both his wrists and turned to pin him down on the couch, the cushion muffling his indignant yelps as you remember your intense sense of resentment when you saw him leave Maslyakov's office with his doe eyes wet and his hair disheveled, you had known him longer --

The door rattled and the rest of your friends are outside with boxes of pizza in their arms. You went to let them in while Vova curled up on the couch and shook. You told the friends you had for years and years that you weren't hungry as you pulled on your coat, and as you leave, you looked back and saw Vova look at you, his doe eyes wet and his hair disheveled.
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>>2412097
Note how Ze and Denis was sitting across from a boy and a girl who appeared to be a couple.

With Zheka and Ze I just don't sense any sexual tension at all, it's the platonic love of a gorilla and his pet kitty.

Zheka probably replaced Denis because as much as Ze likes to thirst trap he also has an immense need for platonic affection.


Denis is not married and he's pretty much the only one in their crowd not married right?





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