[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vm / vmg / vr / vrpg / vst / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip / qa] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / pw / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / vt / wsg / wsr / x / xs] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
Settings Mobile Home
/hm/ - Handsome Men



Thread archived.
You cannot reply anymore.




File: 253_450.jpg (29 KB, 300x450)
29 KB
29 KB JPG
Old, fat, hairy men, can we get a thread going please?
>>
hell yeah
>>
>>
File deleted.
>>
>>
>>2424596
>>
>>2424597
>>
>>
>>
>>
The fact that he's only 5 feet tall is kind of hilarious to me. Idk fuck him he's cheating on his wife, but just the fact that he's shorter than Tom Cruise is priceless
>>
>>2425208
Oh he's kinda cute but I'm annoyed that he switched to onlyfans, didn't know he was married, weird
>>
>>2425208
He's a weird fucking guy regardless. I chatted with him on twitter before he nuked his account and he wanted me to essentially be tech support for his chaturbate account. Then he asked to skype with me. Surprisingly enough, the topic of us camming or him making videos for me did come up, but the way it did rubbed me the wrong way. He said "if I played my cards right" he'd do these things and acted like he was doing me a favor. He was a little demeaning truthfully and he got offended when I told him I'd pass. I had a feeling he was married or cheating or something with how evasive and horny he was. This guy is so deep in the closet. He also proceeded to tell me his sexual history. I stopped talking to him after that. I didn't even bring up the idea of camming or anything cause he probably gets a lot of horny weirdos asking anyways but it was jarring to have him offer. He was just really pushy and clingy.
>>
>>
>>2425222
Should ask him to cam again, opportunity only knocks once
>>
>>2425209
There’s this older chub who refuses to fuck unless he’s paid 200$. Not gonna lie I love older bigger guys and I really try to challenge my fat phobia but also I’m 8” and he didn’t care.

Is it fucked up I think older chubs should love younger thing tops wanting to eat their asses and fuck them for free?
>>
>>2424643
Too many younger guys
>>
>>2425223
if there's a pic there's a video
>>
>>2425205
Amazing legs
>>
>>
>>2425456
I think this old guy is entitled and autistic he thinks people will fuck a beached whale like him
>>
>>2425209
Mrjim53 is cringy anyways I never liked him. He's just some mushmouth boomer who buys model planes and does nothing with his life
>>
>>2425208
Short manly guys are always super adorable to me. They are so clearly trying to overcompensate and I can't help but find it endearing.
>>
>>2425564
I just think he's a pussy for not telling his wife he likes it up the ass and break it off
>>
>>2425208
Oh weird, I actually skyped with this guy about 3 weeks ago. He asked to cam with me and we did. He was really weird the entire time and kept asserting how straight he was but kept making odd remarks about my dick. It was hot and we both came but afterwards he dropped a weird bombshell. Apparently Jim here is pulling a Dr. Seuss and his wife is sick. I'm paraphrasing but he said something to the extent of "I have no hard feelings towards her, but if she dies I'm okay with that". He's only there because he doesn't want to go through the hassle of getting a divorce but claims he's "still loyal". Idk I knew something was fishy. He said this was wife number 3 and it's pretty obvious he's the problem. I stopped talking to him after that. Weirded me out. It was especially weird when I said I was sorry to hear his wife was sick, and he didn't seem phased. Wife bad irl I guess. Boomers are fucking stupid and marry impulsively because they think "oh she has a good pussy that must mean we're a match". Fucking moron.
>>
File: 20211111_001710.jpg (258 KB, 834x809)
258 KB
258 KB JPG
>>2425208
We get it nobody likes this guy, can we post porn again?
>>
Some nice fat bastard references in these threads.
>>
?????
>>
File: wowowo.png (783 KB, 541x836)
783 KB
783 KB PNG
>>2424248
Anyone know this guys name/ username? Think they used to be on xtube
>>
>>2425208
oh damn people use fabswingers? I use UK equivalent fabguys
>>
>>2425208
I get it he's a piece of shit but you gotta let it go. He's gonna do what he wants, he's a piece of shit, but this doesn't affect you. Just jerk off to someone else
>>
>>
>>2426778
Is there a video source?
>>
File: 5.jpg (126 KB, 1343x755)
126 KB
126 KB JPG
>>
>>2426786
https://es xhamster com/videos/cosmicdebris69-cumpilation-12478211
>>2426787
why are the hottest and beefiest daddies always the ugliest? smfh
>>
>>2426841
Thanks
>>2426786
He's not bad looking but that belly buttom is fucking gross
>>
>>
>>2426496
hodor bros...
>>
>>2424248
My first time was with a man that looked almost exactly like him. I don't want to go into much detail but let's just say it wasn't consensual. At the time I hated it and found it disgusting, to the point that I didn't have sex for the next five years. But nowadays I can only get hard with men that look like the ones in this thread. I think he ruined me lol.
>>
>>2426908
Source please
God I was I was in that pov
>>
>>2426946
See a therapist
>>
File: cfiRYXKi8qjtfqgk (1).webm (2.27 MB, 1280x720)
2.27 MB
2.27 MB WEBM
i dont know where to put this but since its 2 old men ill post it here
here's a better resolution with sound:

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1087669700094578689/pu/vid/1280x720/cfiRYXKi8qjtfqgk.mp4?tag=6
>>
>>2424596
sauce on the slampig?
>>
>>2425203
Got any more of this guy? Woof!
>>
funny
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
File: nt_j5984949.jpg (71 KB, 502x782)
71 KB
71 KB JPG
>>
My dream grandpa....
>>
>>2428644
Source on the bottom

>>2428646
I’ve seen this picture since I was a kid lol does anyone have a source on this?
>>
>>2429644
He is one of the models from Chubvideos.com
>>
>>2429585
looks a lot like my husband (64; 24). And yeah he's rich.
>>
>>2429905
*golf clap* congrats, your a whore
>>
>>2430233
when he dies in what, 20 years max, I'll be 44 and inherit a huge house. So what if I suck grandpa dick?
>>
>>2430240
>it's okay that i wasted the best years of my life because I'll get a house when I'm 40
not worth it imo but you do you
>>
>>2425208
>>2425555
>>2425222
>>2426210
why do I have a feeling that all of those posts were written by a single person, especially the two longer ones lmao
>>
>>2430279
You do realize that in most of this relationships all you have to do is to be a companion to someone that likes you and treats you well while you can still mess around with other guys as long as you don't enter another relationship, right? Old dudes that get with younger guys usually just want a company, like a roommate that makes parties and bring other younger people so they feel included, is a lot less convoluted than people think. Most gays that live that their parents are turned in house slaves where the gay one is considered a failure and treated with disdain, even if they have a job and help at home, I'm happy that I found someone my age to move on early, but sometimes I heard people telling the cases of them sharing a place with an older dude that brings me daddy issues with how I was treated by my father
>>
File: 20220101_185851.jpg (2.38 MB, 3648x2736)
2.38 MB
2.38 MB JPG
>>
>>2431011
So it's a relationship, but it's not actually a relationship.

If I read the other anon's posts he's basically an escort for the long term and only really in it for getting free house + money.
>>
>>2431011
sorry but it still sounds like shit to me. I enjoy waking up everyday next to the person I love, going on vacations with him, making plans about the future, sharing good and bad moments... Having to wait until I'm 40 to do those things without having an old grandpa always in the middle and forcing me to include him just sounds incredibly shitty. If he was going to die in 5 years or something okay, but 20 years is way too fucking long man.
>>
>>2427255
goddamn
>>
>>2431070
sounds like you just have a preference, just like that other anon, crazy wild concept huh
>>
>>2431090
anon I already said it was my opinion in the original response >>2430279 maybe you should learn how to read before you try acting sassy?
>>
>>2431095
so shut the fuck up then if you already said that nobody wants to hear you bitching about someone else's experience, makes no sense at all
>>
>>2431111
>admits that he is fucking a grandpa just for his money
>"s-s-shut the fuck u-u-up it's my experience..."
lmao I'm sorry you are so poor you have to resort to being a whore, but at least you should be honest about it and not pretend that it's a decision you are proud off kek
>>
>>2431070
Welp, not everybody is lucky enough to have a figured out life so they can have a relationship with all that, if you can have it, good for you. You'd be surprised talking to people that grew with abuse and fucked up relationships how nice are for them to be able to move out their parents home. If for you, all of this is just escorts with sugar daddies and forced relations about money and people waiting for others to kick the bucket, I'd hate to be around you. People are much more than this miopic point of view.
>>
>>2431070
You don't seems like a person that have a relationship. Enjoy your hat.
>>
>>2431127
>>2431119
fuck you i suck grandpa dick but ill get my pay off soon, and itll be worth it im not moving back in with my dad again so shut the fuck up asshole
>>
>>2431119
lil bro who hurt you lmao, so fucking sad. go back to instagram
>>
>>2431192
I'm just being honest unlike the other fag. I guess he'll start being honest to himself once his sugar grandpa dies and he is alone and with no life at 40 yo
>>
File: EAKfUuTWkAAbRTg.jpg (285 KB, 998x1864)
285 KB
285 KB JPG
What kinda mental illness do you need to have to enter a thread for a type you don't like only to brag that you fuck that type anyway but for their money? Especially when the other people in the thread actually do find that type attractive, did you really think they would praise you or something? The previous thread too we had the schizoposting about the one guy apparently being an asshole, which really just sounded like someone was super offended the guy didn't grovel at his feet and beg for his bussy like he "should" be because he's old and fat. In other words, someone only chatting up grandpas to boost their self-worth because desperate old men are desperate enough to give him the validation nobody else will.

Meanwhile I'm out here because I really just love this kind of men.
>>
File: media_FUn_-8dVsAERw_b.jpg (283 KB, 1536x2048)
283 KB
283 KB JPG
>>2431240
everything this nigga said is true. Being a young guy into older men is h e a v e n we can get cock so easily bros. Other gays don't get it: we love daddy / grandpa cock.
>>
>>2430944
He seems butthurt
Tyler Durden moment about jerking off to a tiny dick southerner
>>
>>2424259
Id probably eat his shit if he asked me lol
>>
??????????
>>
>>2431450
Please kill yourself
>>
>>2431300
Mah nigga... Sometimes when hooking up with these guys there's a bit of apprehension from them, and I always love the moment that melts away when they realize that daddy/grandpa cock is really so irresistable to me that I'll worship them like a god. Though it's even hotter when they immediately have the confidence (or cockyness) to act like they naturally own my hole, because they sure as fuck are correct about that.
>>
File: FLpa4v3XIAAOTFk.jpg (109 KB, 540x960)
109 KB
109 KB JPG
>>
File: FLP8rPTVIBUAGBK.jpg (629 KB, 2048x1536)
629 KB
629 KB JPG
>>
>>
File: FKFwotdXEAIhvLQ.jpg (259 KB, 1158x1544)
259 KB
259 KB JPG
>>
File: FLO5K-rXIAI81yv.jpg (162 KB, 761x1200)
162 KB
162 KB JPG
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>2431240
the fact that they come in here expecting to be praised really shows you how broken these dudes are, but I have no sympathy for them since no one is forcing them to do it. I just hope grandpas are smart enough to not give them a cent after they are done using their hole.
>>
>>2433265
cope granny
Sent from my iPhone 11 bought by my sugar daddy after having sex
>>
>>2433287
>I looooove being a whore and letting man I find ugly rape me!
Good for you I guess.
>>
>having sex with your partner makes you a whore and it's rape
what a weird assumption and conclusion, seek professional help and love from someone ASAP!
>>
>>2433295
>not denying that you find him ugly
still an L then kek
>>
>not knowking beauty is subjective
cope + cry + bitch about it on a porn forum + autistic behavior + back to twitter
>>
File: 4769523-33.jpg (434 KB, 1280x1753)
434 KB
434 KB JPG
>>2433265
Honestly, I think those people are LARPing or projecting. Maybe they get off on feeling degraded/humiliated for being used by someone "below" their level of attractiveness, but they cope by pretending they just do it for the money rather than just owning up to it like an adult. Or maybe they get off on the fantasy of being hot enough to manipulate older men out of their money, who really cares.
>>
>>
File: 1647794445.jpg (306 KB, 1000x1334)
306 KB
306 KB JPG
>>
File: 5c7bcfeb6ed00-10.jpg (171 KB, 770x1033)
171 KB
171 KB JPG
no idea what specifically about your post triggered him to come back and be unable to cope once again but here we are i guess
>>
File: 1647794464.jpg (150 KB, 770x1027)
150 KB
150 KB JPG
>>
File: 1646150084.jpg (248 KB, 1280x960)
248 KB
248 KB JPG
>>
File: 1647794487.jpg (166 KB, 1000x1000)
166 KB
166 KB JPG
>>
File: 03.jpg (406 KB, 600x900)
406 KB
406 KB JPG
>>
File: 1647794423.jpg (157 KB, 1200x898)
157 KB
157 KB JPG
>>
>>
File: 1647794472.jpg (106 KB, 799x1000)
106 KB
106 KB JPG
>>
File: 1647794485.jpg (185 KB, 1000x978)
185 KB
185 KB JPG
>>
File: EQmXtIeWAAA3dxa.jpg (174 KB, 900x1200)
174 KB
174 KB JPG
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>2433919
hot af, who is he?
>>
Markus from Bochum / Germany
>>
we do not care, stop posting that retarded goblin
>>
>>2433928
oh i'd fuck this man multple times a day
>>
>>2433928
Crazybear721
>>
>>2434206
nope thats >>2433919
>>2433920
>>2433922
>>2433923

not
>>2433928
>>
File: images (3).jpg (9 KB, 191x263)
9 KB
9 KB JPG
tell me youre new here without telling me youre new
>>
>>2434277
Then why don't you actually find out who it is instead of making a redditor "um ackshyually" comment
>>
>>2431694
OMG who is this man! More plz
>>
File: FAT GUY POSTING.jpg (8 KB, 229x221)
8 KB
8 KB JPG
I'm here, my darling
>>
Any tops in her love fucking these guys, hooked up with a trucker 2 days ago. Had a good deepthroat and a nice ass, his moans were HEAVEN
>>
>>2433331
I wanna blow this dude hardcore
>>
>>2424259
honestly fuck ya



Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.