Post Twunks
>>2434657>44>twunk
>>2434753more
>>2434759thanks now how do I make a sex doll of this?
>>2434747>>2434749Zelensky wasn't born old and frequently passes as way younger, he was twunk perfection in his 30s, boyish and lithe but masculine enough that you can't mistake him for a woman.I live in hope that somewhere there is a casting coach tape....
genuine question, what is the difference between a twunk and a muscle twink?
a twunk is a twink (under 25) but he's muscular, not skinnythe president of ukraine is not a twunk
>>2435072>the president of ukraine is not a twunkBut he is like a twink and a twunk, very easily corruptible and the US fell for it hook line and sinker.
>>2435072A twink is a boyishly cute youngish gay who tends to be fucked rather than the one who do the fucking, and Vova gave off that vibe in a lot of the Kvartal 95 skits he did i his 20s.In his 30s he was smol and thicc and was still very boyishly attractive, so twunk, he didn't really start looking so old till this year, though there are some pics where if not for the war beard he would still look a bit like Legal Jailbait.
How does this thread have zero twunks?
>>2434657Stop spamming thisdisgusting globohomo faggot. He lost, get over it.
>>2436433He won the contest for Ukraine's most handsome man actually.
I guess every thread is going to get derailed by Zelensky.One of these reporters interviewing him all the time needs to ask the question we all want to know "Where is the money going?". This guy is an actor, and everyone is so stupid they can't see he's putting on a show and he's about to exit stage right with suitcases full of money?
>>2436467Why don't you go interview him and ask him for his nudes? Or ask KVN's host to cough up his casting coach tape?Like why are you REALLY shrilling on a gay porn board, Mr.Russian Narnian?
>>2436469I'm not shilling, this is real life, happening right in front of you. You guys are playing right into this guys psyche. He has the rest of the world snowballed, except the US. The only reason the US is sending him BILLIONS is so he can try to embarrass Russia because the US Democrats thought Russia caused Hillary Clinton to lose the election in 2016 and they're going to get their revenge against Russia by proxy in Ukraine. They are the absolute sorest losers of all, but isn't it funny that starting in 2016 the dems could cry every day on TV about a rigged election but in 2020 when Trump started it was blasphemy. As I said, the sorest losers of all.I can't wait till after the midterms when all the new congressional hearings, and impeachment hearings, start, people will finally get to see what the democratic party was really all about this whole time.
>>2436481>muh democrats>muh US>muh HillaryCan the Ameritards for once realize that not everything is about them? The whole civilized world is helping Ukraine with funding and supplies, not just the US. It is the right thing to do.-t. eastern European
>>2436491It's no use trying to argue. They live in a bubble. Their politics and ideologies have degenerated into pure retardation.
>>2436491Yeah, "the whole civilized world" really coming in clutch, ain't they?The US has sent billions more since this graph was made.
>>2436496>US is big: the graphAt least adjust by economy size
>>2436491I don't think that's an Ameritard but rather an Ivan, a deeply closeted gay one that started stalking our board since he found it because of the Ze thread (they trawl the net for mentions of that guy and his country). He's the bump orc, and since February, he has started looking at other threads on this board that has nothing to do with Ze and is the one leaving homophobic comments like u faggots etc but what are you doing here?I'm actually not happy with Ze politically right now I think he's screwing up on some stuff, and I have talked about it on /pol/, but here, I just want to talk about how hot his body is. He is old looking now but he was like the PERFECT twunk during his Ze Kubiki days: smol and thicc, boyishly cute and yet OBVIOUSLY not underage so I can fap in peace without worrying about Chris Hansen.
JUST POST TWUNKSIGNORE THE UKRAINE SHITHOLY FUCK IT ISN'T HARD
>>2436541What Ukrainian shit?
>>2436547nice thread with lots of hot guys in their undieshttps://twitter.com/llover_boyy/status/1493406607945859074?lang=enThough I wonder what /an/imal this guy is holding:https://twitter.com/DickersonRoss/status/1554087794884153344
>>2435303Literally the only twunk here
>>2437807>>2437402roidy bois
>>2436541holy fuck
>>2439375jfc, the curve. how does he have sex with that?Perfect for a deepthroat though
>>2434640Who dat?
>>2439269So much better. The before pic he looks like terminal aids. The after, a healthy and lean good boy.
>>2437807Something looks off about him
>>2441293It's his weird head, it wasn't as noticeable when he was smaller, but once the roids kicked in and he got huge, you can tell there's something really wrong with his head.
>>2441418
any twunk telegram group?
bump
>>2444865get that shit outta here
I hate hearing him speak.Fucking annoying. But fuck me if he isnt good looking.
>>2445429actually super hot
>>2441419love to see a nice fat one cum
>>2444988Fuck anyone know who this is? I need to see him unload
>>2444800Beautiful
>>2439375Loved to see him in a cowboy hat <3
>>2436496Now let's adjust that to show proportion of the country's economy...
David Laid is the ultimate twunk
>>2436496>>2448557here you go
>>2449983it's relevant info to gauge "generosity" or stakes i guess, but it doesn't change the fact that the US is basically bankrolling the whole thing
>>2448593too bad he's a fuckboy fake-natty who barely posts anything outside of adverts
>>2449984This Statistic only shows 1 Month of war-aid and 2 Month general Aid. Many countries only started really giving Money after 3 Weeks.
>>2449955Hot
>>2449983who the fuck uses emojis in excelabsolutely disgusting
>>2450490me bitch
>>2445275who dis
>>2444799>>2448593Is there a limit on how muscular a Twunk can be? Because David Laid and Benjamin Ahlblad are almost 200lbs each.
>>2451367it's more about body type than numbers.
>>2450594@kevindiazofficial on IG
>>2439273Dont say Holy f soo ofensive aganist Holy spirit of God that deserves all respect and devotion
>>2452074shut up for the love of all that is holy jesus christ goddamn fuck
>>2451417I don't know if you know this, but weight tends to influence the type of body you have.
>>2452385explain a skinnyfat at 180lbs and a competitive bodybuilder at 180 lbs
>>2434626
the ultimate twunk
perfect blend of cute twink boy and hard body hunk
>>2434888Sauce?
>>2452416sauce?
>>2452411who is he? ideal body for me
>>2452466>>2452444ex disney channel kid ethan wacker
>>2452401>explain a skinnyfat at 180lbsMost of the their weight is fat.>competitive bodybuilder at 180 lbsMost of their weight is muscle.In both cases, weight has influenced the type of body they have, skinnyfat vs muscled. You explained the difference yourself.
>>2452999You didn't say fat vs muscle. You said weight. Of course BF% and muscle influences body type. But that's not what you said.
>>2453208Just so we're clear, you're arguing that weight doesn't influence the body type you have, while also splitting hairs over weight influencing the body type you have, without actually answering the original question of what the parameters of being a Twunk is.
>>2453259I'm not playing this game where you keep changing what your original question was with you retard
>>2453434>I'm not playing this gameFeel free to shut the fuck up at any time.
>>2453259I’d let you suction my dick clean
>>2434657>>2435653>twink is a boyishly cute youngish gayand narrow framed. some endomorph dwarf can never be one
Where are the twunks?…
>>2455117Yeah many people in this thread clearly dont understand what a twunk is lol
>>2455125No fr I can count on one hand the twunks in this thread wtf it’s either twinks or 30 yr old generic gym rats and roiders. Retards
>>2455117>>2455125>>2455155>Posts nothing but complains anyway
>>2455263yum
>>2455321yeah, double yum
>>2434657>>2455113Zelenski didn't even get swole till relatively recently, for most of his career he was smol and lithe.
>>2447143source?
>>2436433>Russian shillAbsolutely and utterly disgusting. Go back to your communist shithole, you degenerate freak.
>>2434657>goblin manlet is a twunk>'frequently passes as younger'The absolute state of hohol delusions.
>>2457528source?
>>2444920 amazing
>>2436433man i love russian twunks
>>2436433Guys from this board - instead of sucking dicks and holes, enjoy sucking MSM lies more.
>>2459351
>>2459351So hawt
>>2455113He's smol but proportionately so, so not dwarf.
/fit/ twunk
>>2459319This is a twunk. A lot of you did not understand the assignment
>>2459319smoll
/fit/izen twunk cute asf
>>2462622his hands look kind of old for his body
flump
>>2462622girth and heavy balls hot af
>>2436433>disgusting globohomo faggotwelpyou're here
>>2464521Being gay =/= being a sjw globohomo faggotAs long as homosexuality isn't actively persecuted like in sandnigger countries, you can live just fine even without the pointless (((parades))), (((pride months))) etc. Even in Russia the overall perception of homosexuality is "I'm disgusted by it, but I don't care as long as they keep it private", probably the same in North Korea and China.
>>2460603his treasure trail goes a little far down his dick doesn't it?it's like a new pube pattern somebody give it a name, he's so hot
>>2462622moar
>>2463095
>>2465171if you dropped your self-hating shit even just a little bit you could probably have irl friends and not have to spend your time yelling at people here
>>2434640hot belgian twunk that posted in /fit/ cbt last summer
>>2445509Sauce?
sexy af socked twunk
>>2467055you can stop posting cringy words next to the images bud
>>2467114oh my, what an absolutely stunning twunk. who is he... i want to make him mine.
>>2459320unfortunately, most are probably dead thx to Putin.
>>2460603Call it a Pathfinder
>>2459641Nice balls son
>>2435119The word you are looking for is kike
>>2467403You guys still haven't gotten over being rejected by Zelensky when he was in his 20s, and you seethe with incel rage that he's still hot and still saying no, to YOU.I see your slide thread, dumbasses, on a gay porn board! If you are gay and shrilling for monke you are a cuck, if you are 'not gay' but you are still here...
>>2459325very hot Czech military twunks>>2459641big tight balls n bwc gifdefinitely hottest muscle twunk itt
>>2459320What is the source of this?
>>2467422>t. Filthy kike
Not sure if he counts but this is the brother of this chick I knew in HS. Had a boner for him for as long as I can remember.
>>2468223chlorofoam, duct tape, handcuffs, and KY, and he'd be yours...
what even is a twunk
>>2468351>twunkcute young twink + muscle hunk = twunk
>>2468351we need a name
>>2467121Op here. No idea i found it on tumblr.
>>2468418Would Riley Finn, Buffy's first breathing boyfriend, counts as a twunk?
>>2469763That’s some TikTok famous dude, I doubt he’s really posting on /fit/ but maybe
How do you get a bodytype like these guys? Is it possible natty?I've been lifting for a while and I'm getting stronger/bigger, but I don't have the aesthetic body these guys have. Should I cut and do cardio more?
>>2470100depends on which pics you're talking about. A lot of insta models do roid and get bigger or cut faster than is normally possible. The biggest part of it is low bodyfat percentage which is harder than it sounds. Sure, just not eating as much is easy on paper, but once you start really losing the cravings can get worse. Shit's tough.
>>2455142Any more of him??
>>2471079fuck yeahh based /fit/ lifter meme
>>2472489
>>2472591tight bod, big feet, wowza
definitely recent fave
/fit/ progress
>>2473797a bit old to be a twunk, no?
>>2474747yeahh maybe so and beard makes him look more mature ....
not skinny enuff to be a twink, not quite buff enuff to be a twunk. your mileage may vary.so what's a happy go lucky cute guy who's in between called?
>>2459641source? would be eternally grateful.
>>2474913That's an emo, ma'am.
>>2475037fit and cute asf twunk
>>2475037mama mia
>>2459641Chef Julio prepping to add the secret ingredient to his famous Sauce de Amore.
>>2475236I'd love a dish of what he's serving.
>>2475438source
>>2475512@dawsonwray
I really like this body type, but I can't find any images with guys I find facially attractive with it. They all have nice bodies, but I just don't personally find any of the faces attractive, wth.
>>2476391nature is cruel... for every hot guy like this, there are 100 ugly guyz like me :(
latino guy on tiktok jesus castillo
>>2459641Oh shoot, and I thought my balls were too tight.
>>2467110Jeff pls go
>>2476960nice junk too
>>2436496Italy sent 2 artillery pieces that went on sale the following day. American anti armor missiles that cost $100,000 are now on sale online for $30,000. Maybe everyone else isn't as gullible as we are.
Any hairy twunks? those are my favorite
>>2450594Annoyo McSpeaky
>>2440605Sauce? Can we get more of him?
the things I’d let him do to me hngggnng
>>2479791Hopefully the first thing he would do is rip your arms off so we'd never have to see one of your "hnnngng" or "... af" posts on every thread ever again, boomer.
