Anon posted multiple pics of his big cock on another thread. He loves being worshipped. He deserves it too
>>2497788
>>2497788I want this monster so badly
>>2497790
>>2497791
>>2497788Look at his big monster totem pole
>>2497788His penis is a Totem Pole altar to worship as it pokes achingly upward into the open air. His thick head penetrates the open air, on top of his thick mast and full tennis balls. This penis can fuck anything it wants to, because it is so dominant and powerful. It could win a wrestling match against any other cock. That thick vein down the middle gives him the advantage....
>>2497795but he's straight. I'm not interested in straight dicks, and i'm not into feeding anyone's ego.This is most likely selfposting. Please leave.
>>2497798>This is most likely selfposting.False. I love his cock and I want to continue complimenting it
isn't this that fugly middle aged guy who got doxxed?Someone post his face
>>2497802>fugly middle aged guy who got doxxed?Don't care. Nice cock is nice cock
>>2497804>Nice cockdry, mutilated, and scarred isn't nice
>>2497806>dry, mutilated, and scarred isn't niceDoesn't look dry. The lack of foreskin is unfortunate. But I would empty those balls every hour of every day
>>2497806better than a smeggy, wet cock. Cut is clean and smells like a good armpit
>15 posts>4 postersEvery positive reply ITT is the guy in the pics. He's a literal schizo who spends 12 hours a day posting his gross dick on various boards.
>>2497798see>>2497801he gets itit's not about whether the top thinks he's being dominant, who cares what he thinksit's about what gets you off as a bottomat the end of the day, we're guys and we're sexual giverswe give cum or we give complimentsand if that's what the other guy likes, why wouldn't that be considered a great deal all aroundart of the deal
>>2497851>it's about what gets you off as a bottomPrecisely. It's why I worship his monster cock. I live in order to pleasure them
>>2497788It is I, thank you so much for the worship. I’m very flattered I’ve been given a thread by the anons of this board
>>2497859so glorious and invitingif it were in me, i'd squeeze down really tight and never let you out
>>2497861Big monster
>>2497865your cock head would make a nice hook for my tight, taut lipsyou would never be able to pull out
>>2497924
>>2497948That looks bigger than my forearm, and I'm not even fucking kidding.What a monster
>>2497954I love being such a massive monster
>>2497963don't let people outside see your huge cock..
>still no cumshots
>>2497966
>>2497977please slap it on my face. it would hurt like a tree branch
>>2497978From a gay man’s perspective. Describe and rate my dick, more than just compliments. I wanna really hear it
>>2497979I'm actually bi, but I'd say that your cock is very large, and I assume that you're horny 90% of the time. You have nice large hairless balls. A thick and long shaft. Those two spots around the base look very sensitive and I'd love to nibble on them.Your head is shaped like an arrow, so I would guess that you cum very easily and very often.I've wanked multiple times to the thought of worshipping your monster cockJust a perfect monster cock. 11/10
Please post more pics with cock sticking out of your boxers, its a fetish of my. Mega plus if you have silk/satin boxers hnnnnng
>>2497982Thank you very much >>2497984
>>2497979it's nice. a little too shaven and clean-cut for my taste, but i can see 98% percent of the world wanting a penis like yours.
>>2497991The golden monster
There's something so hot about a guy getting aroused from people obsessing over his cock. It's pure vanity
>>2498008
>>2497954>That looks bigger than my forearmAre you a cat? It's barely thicker than his thumb
At least change the filenames if you're going to pretend to be multiple different people
>>2498034Why are you here? Nobody wants you
>>2498048At least you want you
>>2497788Checkem>>2497789>>2497790>>2497791>>2497792>>2497794>>2497859>>2497865>>2497948>>2497963>>2497977Checkem>>2497979>>2497986>>2498020Who is this guy? His huge monster is as thick as my arm. I've never seen anything like it. A true totem pole
>>2498055Why are you copying people you freak?
>>2498070he just talks to himself all day. best to ignore him
>>2498055
>>2497020
>>2498109'Lunatic handbreeder'lol. He just has a nice cock
>>2498124Don’t forget my balls are massive too lol
>>2498126>my balls are massive too lolYes they are. I want to kiss your big balls so badly
>>2498128So massive and manly
>>2498132Bouncy big. But they look better under your massive mast
>>2498133How much bigger are my bald than avg would you say? Genuinely curious
>>2498138Hard to say. They look like 2 eggs between your legs. Lots of sperm in them
>>2498140Scary huge
"The Danish Statue"
>Replies: 53>Posters: 13
>>2498142Tell me how much you like being worshipped, big man?
>>2498143The Danish monster >>2498146Love it
>>2498152>Love itBut why?
>>2498153I love being worshipped and told how massive my dick is. I feel like it’s pretty normal for a guy to enjoy that
>>2498156>I love being worshipped and told how massive my dick is.It's very very big>>2497963
>>2498159Massive terrifying monster
>>2498160Omg! That thing is huge! I've never seen something so big! Do you get lightheaded when it gets hard?
>>2498165I don’t get lightheaded, but thank you.
>>2498166I'd kiss your feet and lick your balls
>>2498175Would rather have the monster cock worship, I do love my balls being talked about too
what the fuck is this thread lmaosome kind of satire or something?
>>2498160>nuzzles balls and inhales deeply
>>2497824>smeggyyou mean you don't like dick cheese?i fantasize being a tiny man who lives inside an intact giant's foreskin and just feasts on dick cheese all day long
>>2498272Absolutely insanely huge balls
How did the dildo feel in your ass, bottom boi?
This is the funniest thread on /hm/
if you're schizoposting at least post the dildo pic
>>2498363>This is the funniest thread on /hm/Post. Cock. Please.
how is this idiot not getting banned yet
>>2498373Op back with more
>>2497788Moar of my big monster for y’all
are you done
>>2498373I would, but /hm/ isn't for posting selfies
>>2498581He's never done. This is his life
>>2498574Are you afraid of cumshots or something?
>>2498574>MoarYikes
>>2498714>Yikesmmmmm but I like moar
>>2498715
>>2498735That thick meat pole of yours just won't go down, will it?
>>2498736Too much of a massive monster
>>2498738Can you cover your cock and boxers with your cum, please.
>>2498738so so big
>>2498755Honestly it’s borderline terrifying. Like legitimately a pornstar dick, whatever women he’s fucked probably are wheelchair bound
irl it would be largebut not special among internet picsmaybe if you should it cumming or plowing somebody it would be more interesting
>>2498764It’s huge, it’s a one in ten thousand dick, sure there’s bigger and what not out there. But he really is as big as most pornstars, he’s got really huge balls on top of it too. It’s just an all around aesthetic huge dick
weird ass thread, you people realize big dicks are a dime a dozen right?
>>2497788>dane>cutfilthy amerimutt larping
>>2497788Bump
How many people has this cock penetrated?
>>249904214 women, I’m 30 years old
>>2499050>14 womenDid they scream?
>>2499061Yes, half of them were able to take it balls deep. Only 1 was able to deepthroat it
>>2499063Would you fuck a boy if he was begging for your monster?
cock
>>2499085Now this is a perfect cockHow nature intended!
>>2499073No sorry, I wouldn’t. Women only
>>2499105We all know you love it up the ass gay boy
>>2499085kik?
>>2499105Fuck, your dick is amazing.It's such a beautiful looking cock. Sure, bigger cocks exist, but they rarely look so good. Firstly, it's straight as an arrow. Is doesn't point to the side. That's rare and in my opinion makes it look particularly nice.Also, the skin looks soft and not too veiny. I like dick veins as much as the next guy, but such a smooth looking cock is so good to look at.Great looking head too, not too large, just big enough to perfectly cap that smooth looking shaft.There's also something to be said about how white the unblemished skin looks. Pale dicks are superior.Honestly, it just looks gorgeous. I could stare at it for hours. And considering how much you post, I probably have stared at it for hours.If I were given access to that beautiful monster I'd never let go. It would permanently be inside my ass, my mouth or at the very least being fondled by my fingers.Such a beautiful cock deserves to always have a warm hole to fuck.It's one of my dreams seeing it cum. Please, I am literally begging, post a shot of you cumming or it covered in cum or something similar.I am so jealous of the cunts that were lucky enough to have it inside them.
>>2499105you're gay
>>2499105then why the fuck are you even here you fuckin clown
>>2499155Not me,From this fags pornhub https://www.pornhub.com/model/benissocool
clearly a forbidden "self-pic/rate me" postbut why do jannies leave it up when they've taken down other ones?i think they enjoy this spectacle
>>2499160Thanks anon
This thread is so embarrassing
>>2497788fat gross dane?
>>2499085This thread is for people to worship my monster cock. Make your own thread
>>2499305111 posts but only 25 posters. Very suspicious
>>2499307>only 25 posters.A lot of people like his cock then?
>>2499105>No sorry, I wouldn’tBut what if he was a cute young twink who was wiggling his bubble butt in front of you and licking his lips and begging for your monster dick? You wouldn’t at least consider it? Stick it in his mouth?
worship young healthy fit alpha cock
>>2499316Is that you? I’d fall to my knees and beg for spunk on my face
>>2499385>ReidYou're talking to multiple people you retard
denfart
>>2497859Post more cock big guy
>>2499502Big monster
>>2499508Absolutely colossal. So firm and hard and long and threatening. Honestly I’d be intimidated if you stood in front of me with that thing
>>2499511Monster is massive and intimidating, my ex was terrified of it at first. I don’t think she ever stopped being somewhat scared of it
>>2499520How does it feel to know people are in awe of your massive member?
is this dude really not done already
>>2497791Love idiots with big dicks
"straight" but likes rping about fags. Very suspicious.
these cocks are attached to dudes that are active & don't sit on their flabby ass all day, even better <3
>>2499541I love it, I love when my monster cock is awed over and worshipped
>>2499546very cringey incel behavior
>>2499555pls let me suck it
>>2499552Alpha cock
>>2499566
denmark sucks
>>2499575I'd probably struggle to wrap both my hands around you, you're that thick. I love the shape of your cock, sir
>>2499575>>2499650I love your big throbbing pink mushroom tip, your thick vein that runs up your entire shaft, your big bouncy balls. I love your muscly thighs. It's a shame you don't have a nice thick bush to keep your powerful cock warm.I want you to split my weak lips open and choke me on your monster cock. You're obviously an alpha. Alpha cock
>>2499651>>2499650
lady boi danes
>>2499520Who are you kidding? It's not even big
>>2499680How would you describe your penis? Please be detailed
>>2499732Big thick rock hard monster cock
What alpha puts butt plugs in their asshole
in what reality is that a monster, have you ever even seen a true monster cock? you are somewhat above average and that's it, what is this larp, what the fuck is this threadMODS
>>2499732Morning wood from today
>>2499860I bet you penetrated that bent over hole right after taking the photo?
>>2499868I destroyed it
>>2499860handbreeder upgraded to silicone ooh!imagine the smell
I'm bigger than the larper who posts his penis and pretends other people are praising it.At least have the praise be believable. You're above average but no bigger than 95th percentile, which isn't crazy big on the internet.
>>2498035This is so sad.. Reid is really a lunatic..he really believes he is fooling someone lol.. what a retard
>>2499948how big are you?
>>2499948smack my face with it
>>24999859"
>>2499948I want to suckle on your cockhead.
>>2499948Based and handbreeder killer.
>>2499948Cock god
>>2499948actual tiny dick energy that you're both looking for validation from literal faggots on 4chan
>>2500173He can have all the validation he wants, that cock is juicier than any others on here
>>2500173>t. seething bitchif you treated your man right he wouldn't be looking for attention from fagshow does it feel to be the one who turned your guy gay?
>>2500173envy
>>2500173HandBreeder Reid seething. Kek
>>2500317>>2500317any with cum?
>>2499948>>2500317You're both hella cringe but at least for OP it's kinda endearing, so I'd go along with it. Also, your cock might be bigger but it's kinda ugly and misshapen by comparison so it's an easy choice honestly.
>>2500710>>2500736Thank you anon
>>2498126but you're really ugly
fat gross denfart fart sniffing retards
>>2499622He's not even Danish, just a larper
>>2500710Let me know what your mom says
Swede
>>2500736absolute cope pain
>>2499520No one has, or ever will fuck you. This whole post reads like a full ride into psychosis. Between your disgusting thin avg cock and the most unfuckable face I've ever had the displeasure of seeing, you are the saddest mallet in history. Get help for your addictions and mental state. This whole thread nearly made me vomit.
>>2499860>alpha maleFucks rubber pussy cause no one will ever get over his revolting face. Keep larping Reid. The saddest, ugliest man on 4chan.
>>2501280>>2501270Samefag so hard, obsessive lunatic fringe. You’re more obsessed with this dudes dick than he is
>>2501281Fuck it. I'm sending this shit to your family now. Hopefully they can shame you into compliance. Ps. You are the ugliest mother fucker I've ever seen. I salute you for not killing your self, if I was this ugly, short and closeted I would have had the guts to kill myself. Anywho, enjoy the chat with mommy and daddy tonight basement troll.
>dansk>omskurenokej, judesvin
>>2500742Why are you thanking him? He didn't even compliment you. He called you "hella cringe" then insulted the guy who has a bigger dick than you.
>>2499812Handsome menLook at this Quasimodo faced midget.
>>2501620>>2501507More samefagging, you know if you don’t comment nonstop and just echo chamber yourself. The thread will die, every time you come back to have a samefag splurge out. It bumps it back to page 1
>>2501638The irony of you accusing people of samefagging
>>2501270>>2501638You sound like you're having a fucking panic attack, you honestly need to dial back your level of emotion like 20 notches because this is just embarrassing. Unironically who hurt you, are you his ex or something? Your unwarranted level of seething is so off the scale, like he just threw a grenade into a bus of children, only because he posted some dick pics, there has to be some lingering trauma there. He even made a containment thread for himself because he was just posting in the other thread before, you literally go out of your way to continue coping and seething. Do you also have a literal meltdown whenever>that markus kniebes german humiliation faggot>that LARPing "straight" sissy hypno camboy attention whore>that barrett khosh BLACK SAND faggot>zelenski schizoetc. post a new thread? At least this guy actually has a nice cock.
>>2502007Seethe Reid. Kek
>>2498152Do you have a kik? Telegram? Snap?
this bozo still here
>>2502141Kik is Whitemonsterdick12
>>2501935Projection at its gayest. Dude knows no girl will ever fuck him so he turns to hm for validation. Kys Reid.
>>2502205>Whitemonsterdick12Cringe. You're an embarrassment to white men
>>2502141Snap: sissycuckwhiteboi9
>>2497788Lunatic handbreeder 5'2 manlet Reid 0/10>He's also a BBC cuck with his imaginery gf:https://archived.moe/_/search/image/2sKFI0VxLu3yY3FGQymQtA/https://archived.moe/_/search/image/hmjO0JuO2P7xBYxYR4b0qg%3D%3D/https://archived.moe/_/search/image/Zlwvt6nITn8BJoQh8XnryQ/https://archived.moe/_/search/image/ULUK40GZXLWvADW1oCfh8Q/https://archived.moe/_/search/image/R0rfyxqEYOdA2PvUo0DXEg/https://archived.moe/_/search/image/BPYkOVHJa0e5U_HUtAEYkw/https://archived.moe/_/search/image/8Qpg5irXbg8mFvrlf_Aghg/https://archived.moe/b/search/image/JQ2_jsHMHpwl1NHEBN3JBA/
>>2497788Crazy dwarf Reid kek
>>2499812This is the OP? And who is Reid?
>>2503580Yes it is the OP. He's a lunatic 5'2 manlet with a 6" penis and his life revolves around posting his average pencil on 4chan everyday for the last 6 years.
>>2503580He is a virgin, Maga incel who lives in his parents basement in Michigan. He suffers from delusions of grandeur. He never has and never will touch a women, but larps about it often. But I don't think that's a big deal because he prefers to shove large black rubber dicks in his ass. Overall he's a closeted troon, and a certified midget with a thin jew dick and no personality.
>>2503895kek
>>2503905Those rose is almost as tall as he is
