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Anon posted multiple pics of his big cock on another thread. He loves being worshipped. He deserves it too
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>>2497788
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>>2497788
I want this monster so badly
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>>2497790
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>>2497791
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>>2497788
Look at his big monster totem pole
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>>2497788
His penis is a Totem Pole altar to worship as it pokes achingly upward into the open air. His thick head penetrates the open air, on top of his thick mast and full tennis balls. This penis can fuck anything it wants to, because it is so dominant and powerful. It could win a wrestling match against any other cock. That thick vein down the middle gives him the advantage....
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>>2497795
but he's straight. I'm not interested in straight dicks, and i'm not into feeding anyone's ego.

This is most likely selfposting.

Please leave.
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>>2497798
>This is most likely selfposting.
False. I love his cock and I want to continue complimenting it
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isn't this that fugly middle aged guy who got doxxed?

Someone post his face
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>>2497802
>fugly middle aged guy who got doxxed?
Don't care. Nice cock is nice cock
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>>2497804
>Nice cock

dry, mutilated, and scarred isn't nice
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>>2497806
>dry, mutilated, and scarred isn't nice
Doesn't look dry. The lack of foreskin is unfortunate. But I would empty those balls every hour of every day
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>>2497806
better than a smeggy, wet cock. Cut is clean and smells like a good armpit
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>15 posts
>4 posters
Every positive reply ITT is the guy in the pics. He's a literal schizo who spends 12 hours a day posting his gross dick on various boards.
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>>2497798
see
>>2497801
he gets it
it's not about whether the top thinks he's being dominant, who cares what he thinks
it's about what gets you off as a bottom
at the end of the day, we're guys and we're sexual givers
we give cum or we give compliments
and if that's what the other guy likes, why wouldn't that be considered a great deal all around
art of the deal
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>>2497851
>it's about what gets you off as a bottom
Precisely. It's why I worship his monster cock. I live in order to pleasure them
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>>2497788
It is I, thank you so much for the worship. I’m very flattered I’ve been given a thread by the anons of this board
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>>2497859
so glorious and inviting
if it were in me, i'd squeeze down really tight and never let you out
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>>2497861
Big monster
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>>2497865
your cock head would make a nice hook for my tight, taut lips
you would never be able to pull out
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>>2497924
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>>2497948
That looks bigger than my forearm, and I'm not even fucking kidding.

What a monster
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>>2497954
I love being such a massive monster
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>>2497963
don't let people outside see your huge cock..
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>still no cumshots
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>>2497966
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>>2497977
please slap it on my face. it would hurt like a tree branch
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>>2497978
From a gay man’s perspective. Describe and rate my dick, more than just compliments. I wanna really hear it
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>>2497979
I'm actually bi, but I'd say that your cock is very large, and I assume that you're horny 90% of the time. You have nice large hairless balls. A thick and long shaft. Those two spots around the base look very sensitive and I'd love to nibble on them.
Your head is shaped like an arrow, so I would guess that you cum very easily and very often.

I've wanked multiple times to the thought of worshipping your monster cock

Just a perfect monster cock. 11/10
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Please post more pics with cock sticking out of your boxers, its a fetish of my. Mega plus if you have silk/satin boxers hnnnnng
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>>2497982
Thank you very much
>>2497984
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>>2497979
it's nice. a little too shaven and clean-cut for my taste, but i can see 98% percent of the world wanting a penis like yours.
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>>2497991
The golden monster
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There's something so hot about a guy getting aroused from people obsessing over his cock.
It's pure vanity
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>>2498008
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>>2497954
>That looks bigger than my forearm
Are you a cat? It's barely thicker than his thumb
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At least change the filenames if you're going to pretend to be multiple different people
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>>2498034
Why are you here? Nobody wants you
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>>2498048
At least you want you
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>>2497788
Checkem
>>2497789
>>2497790
>>2497791
>>2497792
>>2497794
>>2497859
>>2497865
>>2497948
>>2497963
>>2497977
Checkem
>>2497979
>>2497986
>>2498020
Who is this guy? His huge monster is as thick as my arm. I've never seen anything like it. A true totem pole
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>>2498055
Why are you copying people you freak?
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>>2498070
he just talks to himself all day. best to ignore him
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>>2498055
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>>2497020
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>>2498109
'Lunatic handbreeder'
lol. He just has a nice cock
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>>2498124
Don’t forget my balls are massive too lol
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>>2498126
>my balls are massive too lol
Yes they are. I want to kiss your big balls so badly
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>>2498128
So massive and manly
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>>2498132
Bouncy big. But they look better under your massive mast
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>>2498133
How much bigger are my bald than avg would you say? Genuinely curious
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>>2498138
Hard to say. They look like 2 eggs between your legs. Lots of sperm in them
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>>2498140
Scary huge
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"The Danish Statue"
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>Replies: 53
>Posters: 13
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>>2498142
Tell me how much you like being worshipped, big man?
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>>2498143
The Danish monster
>>2498146
Love it
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>>2498152
>Love it
But why?
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>>2498153
I love being worshipped and told how massive my dick is. I feel like it’s pretty normal for a guy to enjoy that
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>>2498156
>I love being worshipped and told how massive my dick is.
It's very very big
>>2497963
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>>2498159
Massive terrifying monster
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>>2498160
Omg! That thing is huge! I've never seen something so big! Do you get lightheaded when it gets hard?
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>>2498165
I don’t get lightheaded, but thank you.
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>>2498166
I'd kiss your feet and lick your balls
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>>2498175
Would rather have the monster cock worship, I do love my balls being talked about too
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what the fuck is this thread lmao
some kind of satire or something?
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>>2498160
>nuzzles balls and inhales deeply
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>>2497824
>smeggy
you mean you don't like dick cheese?
i fantasize being a tiny man who lives inside an intact giant's foreskin and just feasts on dick cheese all day long
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>>2498272
Absolutely insanely huge balls
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How did the dildo feel in your ass, bottom boi?
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This is the funniest thread on /hm/
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if you're schizoposting at least post the dildo pic
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>>2498363
>This is the funniest thread on /hm/
Post. Cock. Please.
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how is this idiot not getting banned yet
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>>2498373
Op back with more
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>>2497788
Moar of my big monster for y’all
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are you done
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>>2498373
I would, but /hm/ isn't for posting selfies
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>>2498581
He's never done. This is his life
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>>2498574
Are you afraid of cumshots or something?
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>>2498574
>Moar

Yikes
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>>2498714
>Yikes
mmmmm but I like moar
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>>2498715
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>>2498735
That thick meat pole of yours just won't go down, will it?
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>>2498736
Too much of a massive monster
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>>2498738
Can you cover your cock and boxers with your cum, please.
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>>2498738
so so big
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>>2498755
Honestly it’s borderline terrifying. Like legitimately a pornstar dick, whatever women he’s fucked probably are wheelchair bound
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irl it would be large
but not special among internet pics
maybe if you should it cumming or plowing somebody it would be more interesting
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>>2498764
It’s huge, it’s a one in ten thousand dick, sure there’s bigger and what not out there. But he really is as big as most pornstars, he’s got really huge balls on top of it too. It’s just an all around aesthetic huge dick
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weird ass thread, you people realize big dicks are a dime a dozen right?
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>>2497788
>dane
>cut
filthy amerimutt larping
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>>2497788
Bump
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How many people has this cock penetrated?
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>>2499042
14 women, I’m 30 years old
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>>2499050
>14 women
Did they scream?
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>>2499061
Yes, half of them were able to take it balls deep. Only 1 was able to deepthroat it
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>>2499063
Would you fuck a boy if he was begging for your monster?
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cock
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>>2499085
Now this is a perfect cock
How nature intended!
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>>2499073
No sorry, I wouldn’t. Women only
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>>2499105
We all know you love it up the ass gay boy
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>>2499085
kik?
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>>2499105
Fuck, your dick is amazing.
It's such a beautiful looking cock. Sure, bigger cocks exist, but they rarely look so good.
Firstly, it's straight as an arrow. Is doesn't point to the side. That's rare and in my opinion makes it look particularly nice.
Also, the skin looks soft and not too veiny. I like dick veins as much as the next guy, but such a smooth looking cock is so good to look at.
Great looking head too, not too large, just big enough to perfectly cap that smooth looking shaft.
There's also something to be said about how white the unblemished skin looks. Pale dicks are superior.
Honestly, it just looks gorgeous. I could stare at it for hours. And considering how much you post, I probably have stared at it for hours.
If I were given access to that beautiful monster I'd never let go. It would permanently be inside my ass, my mouth or at the very least being fondled by my fingers.
Such a beautiful cock deserves to always have a warm hole to fuck.

It's one of my dreams seeing it cum. Please, I am literally begging, post a shot of you cumming or it covered in cum or something similar.

I am so jealous of the cunts that were lucky enough to have it inside them.
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>>2499105
you're gay
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>>2499105
then why the fuck are you even here you fuckin clown
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>>2499155
Not me,

From this fags pornhub


https://www.pornhub.com/model/benissocool
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clearly a forbidden "self-pic/rate me" post
but why do jannies leave it up when they've taken down other ones?
i think they enjoy this spectacle
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>>2499160
Thanks anon
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This thread is so embarrassing
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>>2497788
fat gross dane?
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>>2499085
This thread is for people to worship my monster cock. Make your own thread
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>>2499305
111 posts but only 25 posters. Very suspicious
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>>2499307
>only 25 posters.
A lot of people like his cock then?
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>>2499105
>No sorry, I wouldn’t
But what if he was a cute young twink who was wiggling his bubble butt in front of you and licking his lips and begging for your monster dick?

You wouldn’t at least consider it? Stick it in his mouth?
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worship young healthy fit alpha cock
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>>2499316
Is that you? I’d fall to my knees and beg for spunk on my face
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>>2499385
>Reid
You're talking to multiple people you retard
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denfart
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>>2497859
Post more cock big guy
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>>2499502
Big monster
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>>2499508
Absolutely colossal. So firm and hard and long and threatening.

Honestly I’d be intimidated if you stood in front of me with that thing
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>>2499511
Monster is massive and intimidating, my ex was terrified of it at first. I don’t think she ever stopped being somewhat scared of it
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>>2499520
How does it feel to know people are in awe of your massive member?
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is this dude really not done already
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>>2497791
Love idiots with big dicks
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"straight" but likes rping about fags. Very suspicious.
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these cocks are attached to dudes that are active & don't sit on their flabby ass all day, even better <3
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>>2499541
I love it, I love when my monster cock is awed over and worshipped
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>>2499546
very cringey incel behavior
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>>2499555
pls let me suck it
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>>2499552
Alpha cock
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>>2499566
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denmark sucks
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>>2499575
I'd probably struggle to wrap both my hands around you, you're that thick.

I love the shape of your cock, sir
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>>2499575
>>2499650
I love your big throbbing pink mushroom tip, your thick vein that runs up your entire shaft, your big bouncy balls. I love your muscly thighs. It's a shame you don't have a nice thick bush to keep your powerful cock warm.

I want you to split my weak lips open and choke me on your monster cock. You're obviously an alpha. Alpha cock
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>>2499651
>>2499650
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lady boi danes
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>>2499520
Who are you kidding? It's not even big
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>>2499680
How would you describe your penis? Please be detailed
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>>2499732
Big thick rock hard monster cock
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What alpha puts butt plugs in their asshole
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in what reality is that a monster, have you ever even seen a true monster cock? you are somewhat above average and that's it, what is this larp, what the fuck is this thread

MODS
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>>2499732
Morning wood from today
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>>2499860
I bet you penetrated that bent over hole right after taking the photo?
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>>2499868
I destroyed it
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>>2499860
handbreeder upgraded to silicone ooh!

imagine the smell
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I'm bigger than the larper who posts his penis and pretends other people are praising it.

At least have the praise be believable. You're above average but no bigger than 95th percentile, which isn't crazy big on the internet.
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>>2498035
This is so sad.. Reid is really a lunatic..
he really believes he is fooling someone lol.. what a retard
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>>2499948
how big are you?
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>>2499948
smack my face with it
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>>2499985
9"
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>>2499948
I want to suckle on your cockhead.
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>>2499948
Based and handbreeder killer.
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>>2499948
Cock god
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>>2499948

actual tiny dick energy that you're both looking for validation from literal faggots on 4chan
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>>2500173
He can have all the validation he wants, that cock is juicier than any others on here
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>>2500173
>t. seething bitch
if you treated your man right he wouldn't be looking for attention from fags
how does it feel to be the one who turned your guy gay?
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>>2500173
envy
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>>2500173
HandBreeder Reid seething. Kek
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>>2500317
>>2500317
any with cum?
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>>2497788
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>>2499948
>>2500317
You're both hella cringe but at least for OP it's kinda endearing, so I'd go along with it. Also, your cock might be bigger but it's kinda ugly and misshapen by comparison so it's an easy choice honestly.
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>>2500710
>>2500736
Thank you anon
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>>2498126
but you're really ugly
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fat gross denfart fart sniffing retards
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>>2499622
He's not even Danish, just a larper
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>>2500710
Let me know what your mom says
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Swede
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>>2500736
absolute cope pain
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>>2499520
No one has, or ever will fuck you. This whole post reads like a full ride into psychosis. Between your disgusting thin avg cock and the most unfuckable face I've ever had the displeasure of seeing, you are the saddest mallet in history. Get help for your addictions and mental state. This whole thread nearly made me vomit.
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>>2499860
>alpha male

Fucks rubber pussy cause no one will ever get over his revolting face. Keep larping Reid. The saddest, ugliest man on 4chan.
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>>2501280
>>2501270
Samefag so hard, obsessive lunatic fringe. You’re more obsessed with this dudes dick than he is
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>>2501281
Fuck it. I'm sending this shit to your family now. Hopefully they can shame you into compliance. Ps.

You are the ugliest mother fucker I've ever seen. I salute you for not killing your self, if I was this ugly, short and closeted I would have had the guts to kill myself. Anywho, enjoy the chat with mommy and daddy tonight basement troll.
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>dansk
>omskuren
okej, judesvin
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>>2500742
Why are you thanking him? He didn't even compliment you. He called you "hella cringe" then insulted the guy who has a bigger dick than you.
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>>2499812
Handsome men

Look at this Quasimodo faced midget.
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>>2501620
>>2501507
More samefagging, you know if you don’t comment nonstop and just echo chamber yourself. The thread will die, every time you come back to have a samefag splurge out. It bumps it back to page 1
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>>2501638
The irony of you accusing people of samefagging
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>>2501270
>>2501638
You sound like you're having a fucking panic attack, you honestly need to dial back your level of emotion like 20 notches because this is just embarrassing. Unironically who hurt you, are you his ex or something? Your unwarranted level of seething is so off the scale, like he just threw a grenade into a bus of children, only because he posted some dick pics, there has to be some lingering trauma there. He even made a containment thread for himself because he was just posting in the other thread before, you literally go out of your way to continue coping and seething. Do you also have a literal meltdown whenever
>that markus kniebes german humiliation faggot
>that LARPing "straight" sissy hypno camboy attention whore
>that barrett khosh BLACK SAND faggot
>zelenski schizo
etc. post a new thread? At least this guy actually has a nice cock.
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>>2502007
Seethe Reid. Kek
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>>2498152
Do you have a kik? Telegram? Snap?
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this bozo still here
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>>2502141
Kik is Whitemonsterdick12
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>>2501935
Projection at its gayest. Dude knows no girl will ever fuck him so he turns to hm for validation. Kys Reid.
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>>2502205
>Whitemonsterdick12
Cringe. You're an embarrassment to white men
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>>2502141
Snap: sissycuckwhiteboi9



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