Can we have a thread for zoomers? Famous or not. Legal of course.
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>>2509814With his friend
>>2509823Nah it’s both the same guy in the OP, just clothed and unclothed. Here’s more of both of them though.
>>2509813i love how zoomers just love being shirtless and showing off their asses.people like to blame tik tok for ruining society, but it's thanks to it that we have all these straight dudes showing off their assets for us pervs to jerk off to
>>2510870Isn’t it great?
bless technology
>>2510903Sad fucks
>>2511089what’s sad about them
>>2511184they are too young to realize the dangers of pervy old men. Many such cases.
>>2512096nah he knows his audience
>>2510903horny Floridian zoomer boys hnnnggg
>>2513908why is sam like this
>>2513914Sam is stereotypical sexy RVCA beachboy twunk ;3
>>2513926too bad he’s straight
Is he a Gen z?
>>2514205Stop spamming almost every thread with this asshole, madam! -.-'
>>2511085Is somebody else filming him?
>>2514226Why does Nobody Like Him?
>>2514319First because of his annoying ego and behavior, acting like he's a comedy god or hot like a demi god. He's just popular because of all the teenage girls getting moist, not because he's hot at all or because of his retarded content.Second because you post this idiot in so many threads now - instead making one single thread just for his pics. What did you expect from us for doing this? Now fuck off!
>>2510903Two white boys acting like black girls.
>>2514854is that a good or a bad thing?
>>2514954moar?
says he's in NYC. But, the electrical outlet looks foreign, and a kettle in the bathroom?
>>2514955only pic i saw. rats. he's way cute.
>>2516248Who dat?
I like to hit zoomers' behinds with a belt until they are bright red and bloody.
>>2516255I would guess Kevin Smith
>>2516259even his?
>>2516264He's padded as fuck lol>t. someone who squats
>>2516271no way
Do you guys have any funny public bathroom stories with Zoomers?
>>2516273You do realize leg extensions have nothing to do with the butt right?
>>2516289but he’s not stuffed
>>2516297I mean, the fact that his butt is considerably smaller here is further proof that he was padding. But it his butt does look nice
>>2516450Cute, but learn to model because you're kinda cringe rn.
>>2516450very zoomer flirty cute fuuuaaark
BrainStorm07
>>2509813bump
>>2516273really kinda large thick legs and a huge butt. if he didn't work out all the time, he'd probably plump up to at least 250 pounds, beer belly not ripped. of course your mileage may vary.
>>2516260duh
>>2519585would that be a good thing?
>>2514293oh, he's CUTE
he looks younger than me but he’s older. how?
>>2516259 I'm gen z
>>2516259uhhh ... do you perchance contribute to bdsm thread, sir
>>2520644with that phone / camera quality i suspect this might be a pretty old pic of a millennial
/fit/ cbt
>>2522748
>>2522749>hugggg+ zoomer jock bubble-butt
a wee bit plump, kinda cute, he just got his foot washed by the Pope. Yep, the guy with the big hat that rules the Vatican.
>>2524436I wonder if he'll ever wash that foot again...
>>2513914What’s his socials?
>>2525071@sam.hoppe on tiktok
>>2516276One time I walked into a public bathroom and these two guys were at the urinal seeing how far back they could stand and still make the bowl. They quickly stopped and laughed and apologized when I walked in, but I saw everything. They were twunkish types. One had the broccoli haircut the other had a buzzcut. They were probably like 20 years old, way too old to be doing that shit, haha. I never forgot it
>>2525708Hot hairy thighs - do u reckon he trims his bush ??
>>2525704this photo has major serbian energy. am i right??
Zoomers are way too clingey and pretty gay even by gay standards.
>>2525739>>2526066I think I got them from r/faceandcock if you wanna try and ask them.
The most perfect zoomer poybussy. I wanna sink my cock in his pussy so bad. I want him as my boywife!!! My cock throbs thinking about him carrying my baby in him. @cayyybaee on twitter
God look at his perfect ass his feet are so fucking sexy too. After I lick all over his hole I’ll shove my cock in and out is feet on my face.
>>2524436>>2524437>a wee bit plump, kinda cute, he just got his foot washed by the Pope. Yep, the guy with the big hat that rules the Vaticanewww thanks for sharing over-the-top Bergoglian papal fixation with Islamic Dhimmitude - cum - submissive foot-washing (a.k.a. like maybe podophilia???)
>>2526076>>2526078Looks like he'd be a real moaner.
>>2526076>>2526078ne special kinky name for pose
Jack Teixeira's young ass and cute mouth, if he isn't executed for being a traitor, will make a whole lotta SuperMax lifers happy. Then in 6 months when he's ugly, he'll be shived.
>>2526271he's so gay. damn, i'd like to be his cell mate.
kinda cute.
>>2527060
>>2527061
>>2526271>>2527037Knew I'd see Jack Teixeira posts somewhere in /hm/ and yeahh he definitely gives off cute clean-cut military vibe. Dam cute as fuck. Patriots United! Save Jack Now!
>>2510870Check out The White Lotus, a straight zoomer end up having an affair with his gay boss because they are heteroflexible now.
>>2527123julius and ethel were electrocuted for betraying their country. the court needs to send a message to others by condeming Mr. T. to the same fate. But only after years in prison being spiyt roasted by Bubba and the gang.
>>2520259discovered my fetish w him a while back when he used to let out these deep burps in a bunch of videos
>>2527128was lukas gage's character meant to be a zoomer? he looks way older than he is, so i assumed the character was around his real age, late 20s
>>2510870I have been catfishing guys for quite a while now and I can tell you that something has changed with these straight guys. These guys making these thirst traps tend to be surprisingly prudish. Guys have also become increasingly demanding in what they expect to get for nudes. Like they expect to get a 2 minute fingering and squirting video for a blurry pic of them shirtless. The most surprising thing though, the overall amount of guys willing to do stuff has decreased, but the amount of guys willing to do gay stuff has rapidly increased. 10 years ago it would be rare to find two guys who would suck each other off, now its happening more often. I have also seen guys just start fucking each other. One night I had 2 guys who refused to send anything, so I stopped talking to them. 5 minutes later they send me a video of them fucking each other.
>>2527236any personal favorite wins?
>>2527239I dont share.but I had these twins and their friend that were completely okay being naked together. All of them had 7+ dicks and would cum massive amounts each time. They also played no games and were generous about sending. I had 2 frat boys gang bang a chick for me. I also had this other guy who was a wrestler at his college but then got into drugs. Small guy but he was hung. He would tell me that he had sex tapes but would never send them to me. About 6 months ago I was on twitter and someone else baited him and was posting his stuff. He sent the other guy like 3 sex tapes of his. I hope he is doing okay now, it seems like his life is always a mess and I feel bad.The countless groups of guys who had no problem getting naked together, and then one day they just stop doing it and refuse to ever do it again. Not necessarily something I like, but it makes me laugh how many guys will just cock block themselves or complain about every single thing.
>>2527123not a patroit. just a stpupid fag. NOT doing it to try make the world a better place. heard he was doing it to "impress" young men and "boys" in the thug candy or whatever it was group. very faggy. how cum no one (I've been looking) has found and posted his xxx pics?
>>2520259>>2527164Name? He reminds me of David Dobrik a lil
>>2516450Hayes Grier but as a twink
>>2527514christian leave
>>2520716more recent pic.... ewwwwwwwwwwwww !!!
>>2529194oh that's disappointing...
>>2529194omg such a beauty
>>2529226why dissappppointing? if i was a flaming homo troll already, i'd becum one... i'm drooling at his pics... my 4' wide dell monitor is wet.
Bump
>>2529247thick veiny zoomer dick hot asf
says he's in vegas, only 240 miles away. wonder if he's legit.
Zoomers are really weird when it comes to sex. They’re way too uptight. They also reportedly have hygiene issues. Just bay lays all around. Probably all the synthetic hormones and psych drugs.
>>2529232first, take your meds. second, that boy's hot but he has a tiny dick. that's what was disappointing
>>2529755i'm not in to size, 5 - 7" is fine (real measurement along the top) i'm in to cute faces, slim bods, cum...
>>2529194that's a 2/10 cock
I need some zoomer cuties to sleep on top of my belly. I love crushing them under my belly and then feeling their squirming as they try to slip out.
>>2530013lose weight
>>2530014but it really makes me happy to crush young men under my belly. There's plenty of broke latinos and white cuties where I live. With straight guys you just gotta promise to not do anything sexual outside of taking off my shirt and feeling them squirm under my belly.
>>2530078you're obese, lose weight
>>2530079You just wanna be crushed, but I bet you're too old for my belly.
>>2530100disgusting
>>2530013>obese tatted landwhaledon't scare the zoomies :0ewwwww
asher
This defendant from JJ, i think he's cute and well spoken, his friend too. Both are zoomer farm boys...
>>2530250moar?
>>2530013gross t. zoomer
How can you look so cursed.
>>2530196That's what all they say until their flaccid dicks become hard for my belly jelly.
looks like the same boy, makes my nads buzz
>>2530250maybe Amish hi-jinks during Rumspringa...
just went down to the bank and saw a really cute zoomer (kinda weird saying it like that since i'm a zoomer myself lol but he was a few years younger than me). blonde hair with that perm haircut, wearing some kind of gaudy sports gear and long running socks, super hot. i tried to take a creepshot but i couldn't get anything usable. however my attraction to him significantly went down once i saw him bust out a ciggie and heard him talk (squeaky voice and speaks like a cretin)
Just think... only 7 years to go until the first Gen Alphas are of legal age and these guys will all be old! djgr2
i’m about to be 22 and i’m afraid of getting walled ngl. lol at you faggots pretending to care about anyone having been born on this date or earlier in 2005. teens are hot.
>>2529837That's less than 5 in, idk why you even put 7 into the range. it's not relevant to that guy's dicksee>>2530009
>>2530346you should be an l.a. boy.
>>2514954Anyone got any more boys like this? I love the long dark hair.
>>2525665nah, guys in their 20s and 30s do retarded shit all the time, specially dads with their kids.
>>2511089yeah his butt is big and weirdly shaped, his face isn't shaped right either.
>>2531469Fuckin love this one.Anyone got any stories of good times they had with zoomer boys? Any seduction stories?
>>2531465Who dis?
>>2531886i'd say the one on the right is the bottom
>>2531898Anon, they’re brothers…
>>2531903i'm confused, i thought one of them was the sister
>>2531905come on anon
>>2531908be cool if they were available for a two on one sesh. unless the pic is a few years old, then they'd be too old.
>>2531910what do you mean? pics recently taken, interesting edit made by a kind anon on /b/
>>2531467Who is that?
>>2531911who r they and where? if they're close, might be fun to pretend to stalk 'em...
>>2532192Expand on this? It’s Brock and Beau Mantanona
>>2531886>>2531903>>2531908>>2531911Bruh, the younger one is still a sophomore in high school. There's no way he's 18.
>>2532205He’s a rising senior actually, so he could be
>>2532205maybe pics posted of them itt aren't current, so few years old
looks like Beau went to or is on the way to Michigan, Brock is buzzing to Istanbul.
>>2532236talented guys!
>>2532427who?
>>2532429snip from independent lens s23e13
>>2532429he is rly rly cute and has a voice that made me quiver. imagine him whispering in your ear as he's licking the lobe...
>>2532433need moar! name?
>>2532433he’s old now
>>2532433>>2532437still might cum to him. maybe
>>2532440he's aged very well
>>2532442why is his mouth always open
>>2532446it's how he gets passing grades
>>2532451hot, any more zoomers to share?
>>2532336>>2532338i'm a high school sports team fluffer, with 30+ years experience, recently laid off due to budget cuts, and now looking for 1099 side gigs.
>>2532336talented, or they just know how to give rly great head to all the right people.
>>2532537Would you hire them for your needs?
>>2532542yeah, they've got to be 18 by now, suck em both off in a motel room, give them a thousand bucks to split. (i usually pay a hundred for cute boy cock and a couple loads, ain't never done twins, so I'd go the extra bucks).
>>2532542although, their ears do stick out a bit. not like Caylan Clossick, but still...
>>2509813sublimated pederasty general
>>2532557very interesting
>>2532563you on the left
>>2532563>pederastygeez goober... you should google the term, which implies an illegal relationship between an "adult man" and a "boy"... they're 18 or older, what would make doinking them illegal?
>>2532569really don't think he's 18 in this pic. you may have posted a pic of a minor for sexual reasons, which means you're sharing child pornography. shame on you!
>>2532573Hmm the focus of this photo was the man on the left and he looks of age to me? Everyone in the picture is fully clothed… where’s the pornography?
probably a fake profile, but wowza if legit.
>>2532576ditto
>>2532575it's in context. if you shared a pic of a minor in wrestling tights on a PTA website, the images on that website aren't there for people to wank it to. here, yeah, I'd say a main reason lots of perves like me are here - to look at pics of guys we find attractive, and usually to jerk off. from the web: Although most of the time clothed images of children is not considered child sexual abuse material, this page from Justice.gov clarifies that the legal definition of sexually explicit conduct does not require that an image depict a child engaging in sexual activity(link is external). So it’s possible that context, pose or potentially even use of an image can have an impact on the legality of the way an image is perceived.i was too lazy to ask chat gpt or bing ai. yawn. i have a date later and need to zip to cvs for ky. peace out brah.
>>2532572Pederasty is the relationship between an adult man and an adolescent boy, whether or not its illegal isn't relevant. In places where the age of consent is 14, 16, 18, whatever, pederasty is still pederasty.
>>2532576well even if it is fake, if he is your type you are lucky. That's maxencehot he got OF and stuff. Good stuff.
>>2532782fuuuaaark yeahh
>>2532784damn, nice teeth!
>>2526145froglegs
>>2532805>froglegsvery imaginative name ngl kek
>>2520259Christian Leave he was accused of SA recently so hasn't posted in a while
>>2531468Is that PS?
>>2532849
>>2532850
>>2532851
>>2532853
>>2532603
>>2532629It's funny because the US voted for someone who sexually molests young girls, twice.
>>2532629>i was too lazy to ask chat gpt or bing aichat bots are not reliable sources for anything other than amusement. chatgpt especially has no access to information outside of the language model it's built on (which is just a very complex web of word associations), and makes up its entire response on the spot, every time. when it happens to give you correct information, that's a happy accident
>>2532554Which one?
>>2533276Always 3 >>2532554 and 6 >>2533050
>>2533194What is the name of this guys in the picture ? joef3262 ? Did he have snapchat or something we can contact him ?
>>2533399Very neat grass
>>2532338>>2532532>>2532336>i'm a high school sports team fluffer,with 30+ years experience, recently laidoff due to budget cutsyeah are u serious kek
>>2533465yeah, an aroused boy who's been repeatedly edged but not allowed to nut is really aggressive...
>>2533477very nice indeed
>>2533441very pretty grass>>2533441!
>>2533494Oops ignore the weird double reply
>>2510903>Little white boy acting like a big black womanPass, cringe
>>2514855say what? yu talkin 'bout them crackers?
>>2533214M.A.G.A. -- Make America Gay, Aight.
>>2533913nice hair to tug on while you're glazing his tonsils...
>>2533914mmmm fuck yeahhh brah
>>2533913>Mexi-stacheEw
yes, he’s 18. no, i won’t give you his tiktok.
cute guy I found
dreamy... a webm shows him getting head busting off. anyone know who the hot boy is?
>>2534052
>>2533495i absolutely can not ignore your weird double reply. it hurt me deeply, i'm an emotional wreck, my therapist has no hope for my recovery. my pain and eternal anguish is on you. for shame.
>>2534070Sorry anon :(
Opinions on fat zoomers?
Thoughts on wrestler Cole Rhemrev?
>>2534166
>>2534169
>>2534132lipo.or he should stop scarfing down the ho ho's and ding dongs.
Women posting their bfs asses
>>2534191id leave him bleeding....hnnng
Football fag
Would breed tf out of him
>>2534132Hes not fat he just has a baby face and most people have a little gut when sitting
>>2513914Because he is an attention-starved mindless drone. He isn't doing anything remotely interesting and is too stupid to even do a trending TikTok dance so he does a generic back and forth no-talent "dance" that he has been doing for years. Little white boy acting like a fat black woman.The real question is why did you ask this? You know exactly why Sam is like this. Sam deserves to be beaten and punished for wasting the blessing and technical marvel that is the World Wide Web. Fuck Sam and fuck you.
>>2516264Especially his. I'd beat his ass until the skin was so ripped and damaged that the muscle tissue would be exposed and then continue beating until his ass no longer existed in recognizable form.
>>2520643>>2520644Why is he making a retard face?
>>2526078god I hate that resting bitch face. I wish I could punch every single twink with that fucking resting bitch face
>>2534132That's normal and healthy. If you think that's fat, you are the one with a problem.
>>2534538why are you defending this body
>>2534480>>2534483>>2534488>>2534484Based.
>>2534557he's not fat, he's just big boned. betcha he'll be 300+ when he hits 30.
>>2534585what advice would you give to him?
>>2534586cut back to 2 medium meat lovers pizzas a week from 5, switch from hostess ho ho's and ding dongs to the more nutritious Snickers - peanuts not only satisfy but are packed with protein and essential vitamins - and cut back on snacking on small rodents and pets.
>>2534601would you at least hug the fatass to console him?
>>2534628You think they'd be comfortable getting within pizza sniff distance?
Not sure if the smell of cheese would be from the pizza or his Intertriginous Dermatitis. We normals should be happy there are rly chunky people... cuz when our alien overlords return, they'll eat the fat ones first...
>>2534132Who is he?
>>2535544someone who needs lipo
>>25356924chan anons when they see someone with a perfectly average body type
>>2536668i agree, for a boy with a lot of blubber, he's average.
>>2534011More?
>>2534557>>2536690I ain't no brain surgeon although I've cooked my fair share of possum n raptors, he'd skewer up nicely, and with the right bbq sauce, feed a starving village for a week.
>>2536730of what?
