>>2515129
i want to cum in his hairy ass
>>2515132>>2515133>>2515135bulge pouch n bro buns so hot fuuuck
He can break me honestly
he is a white terrorist christian who hates gays and would have all of you executed in a heartbeat
>>2515237True but I'd still fuck his ass with my cock
>>2515237ywnbam ellen
>>2515237Execute me, Daddy
>>2515237true, but id still let him hit it
>>2515244cringe. i'm a man, i'm happy with the dick i was born with, and i want you to know you look really stupid when you say this to every person you don't like
I legit think this guy had to sleep with execs to get his career LOL
>>2515237wow your leftist Republican derangement syndrome is showing
>>2515237Well, he's not personally a terrorist, he "just" supports them.Technically he's "just" a Christofascist. All the rest of it is absolutely true though. Made an itty bitty scandal when it came out and he, being a fucking moron in real life, was proud of it and whatnot.
>>2515237He can call me a faggot, toss me around and spit on me any day honestly.
>>2515256You're a woman who chopped her tits off and LARPs as a man, Ellen. Oh, sorry. "Elliot".
>>2515237Is this still because years ago, he attended a church led by a pastor who one time in 1980 expressed views that were normal for the time? You're just as bad as the trannies who scream "TRANS GENOCIDE!!!!11one!!1one1!!!!11eleven" every time someone suggests there needs to be at least a second of sober thought before giving a toddler life-altering hormones and surgeries.
he fell of since he lost weight, his peak was in Parks&Rec
>>2515268i assure you i'm a man with all the "right" chromosomes and body parts (by your mindset), always have been, and it's embarrassing that you are so bothered by trans people that you think otherwise
he's christian that enough proof to know his dick is awful
>>2515237Idc I would let him call me a faggot
>>2515237i want chris pratt to fuck me with his huge christian white dinosaurus rex cock
>>2515281trannies living rent free in your head lol
>>2515175>>2515176add these boner inducing images >>2515141 to hooot list fuuuck
anyone good some fakes porn of him preferably his bottoming?
>>2515354These too
>>2515430Huge bulge
>>2515237Who cares he's hot. Destroy me daddy ugh
>>2515135fake and gae
I don't get the attraction. He's big, and mostly from roids. I don't think he's hot. Big alone isn't hot.
>>2515429>>2515456>>2515457>>2515459>>2515460>>2515462>>2515463Arnold, Maria and his Kennedy-Schwarzenegger in-laws must love these Pratt Fanfic threads.... lol.
>>2515237Great… Now I’m fapping to the idea of Chris Pratt calling me a faggot while he’s spitting on me and choking me until I die
>>2515237you'd rather gaslight yourself into thinking he's not hot? just accept yourself anon
>>2515237terrorize n convert me christofascist daddy uwu
Does anyone have any gay gossip about him? Ain't no way that man is straight.
>>2515686why were picrels referenced deleted? kek
>>2515693manly asf jawline, cleft chin and vascularity so bro hot
>>2515237I’m familiar with religious faithHe would not have us executed, nor would any good Christian; they want us to get help and abandon the gaystyleThe worst they’d do to us a give us the Pence Special
>>2515133That ain’t real; no way he posted that
>>2515237>>2515799>Pence Special please elaborate on evangelical details... lol
>>2515135gray + camo trim workout jacket is sick <3
>>2515802It was a bit of a meme for a while that Mike Pence was homophobic enough to endorse electro-shock therapy to cure the gay
>>2515129i liked him much better when he had a dad bod
My issue with him became overexposure.He was just in too many things. It ended up numbing me to hom
>>2515824this
My dad looked like Chris Pratt when he was younger and allowed me to sleep on top his sweaty body whenever he came back from the gym.
>>2516043very cool and how old were you guys
>>2516043seek therapy friend, you need it
>>2516043That totally happened.
>>2516043Lucky fagIf my dad looked like Chris Pratt I would sexually molest him whenever I’d have the chance
>>2516059ok that's not cool. You don't molest your father, you respect your father. Go seek help.
>>2516061are you anon >>2516043 with sweaty gym daddy
>>2516059kek inb4 some sick fuck posts the gif with the pajeet literally raping his elderly father
*sniiiffff*
ngl I agree with >>2515237 - why sexualize and fap to the enemy?
>>2516065that’s nastywhere
>>2516098He's just a chunk of sexy meat, you paranoid nancy.
>>2516197What's so psychotic about the Chris Pratt hate is that he's literally never said or done anything to warrant this but go to church. Triggered, narcissist fags who can't fathom that their eye-candy celebrity has faith in God without making it about themselves; get a grip, you degenerates.
>>2515695he literally isn't. he just looks like any low class white trash you can find anywhere in the us or any anglo country like australia
>>2516221If you're that ignorant about something, you shouldn't be talking about it, anon. Go educate yourself.
>>2516247oh no Chris Pratt is gonna sit on your face and literally gas you to death with his christian fumes
>>2516052I'm not that person but I would sleep on my dad's chest when I was a baby. Stil nothing sexual about it. That person's story is definitely a fic though
>>2516098>the enemySee now this type of shit is why I want nothing to do with the "LGBT community". It's like a fucking mind virus that doesn't allow independent thought, expression, or action.
>>2516296That’s why I always go out of my way to say “LGB” community Once we accepted the mentally disabled and added the “T” it all went downhill. It was all good with the first three
>>2516317you're so dumb lol
>>2516393himbo cocky hot asf
>>2515237>no fun allowed>no imagination allowedAnd what about it? At least they're the nicest people in town supporting my business without displaying my trans flag despite knowing that I'm trans. Unlike the liberals leftist that destroyed my shop in 2020. My business was built solely for the need of the town, not because of my trans identity.
>>2515432>Huge bulgeSweet Jesus, is that real? Looks almost photoshopped..He's packing big if that hog is real
>>2516098You're my enemy, not milquetoast christians
>>2515256Cope, only a woman reacts so hysterically and illogical, yes even through your writing we can tell tranny ywnbam
>>2516426Now that you mention it does look a bit too good to be true... prolly edited but idc
>>2516426It’d an edit
>>2516433>It’d an editAhh shit. I'm still going to pretend it's real and he's working me with it though. He can break my little twink body in half with his fat juicy monster
>>2516437
>>2516438Do you think he ever thinks about fucking pale bubble butt twinks half his size?
>>2516444Chris has a pretty strong bisexual vibe, imoSo I’d say yes
>>2516446>Chris has a pretty strong bisexual vibe, imoBased. You can tell Tom wants him here
>>2516098homophobe guys get a pass if they’re hot, duh
>>2515693>>2516267>>2516393>>2516437His cockiness makes me so wet
>>2516448he's not homophobic. he has never said anything like that. he just reads a big book like a good mama's boy.you're just paranoid for some dumb fuck reason because trannies want to boycott everyone who doesn't allow them to crush women at sports or hang out naked around children.
>>2516447I can’t blame TomI’d be on my knees for Chris too
>>2515237Doubt. He might try to hate faggots but he doesn't really mind us. And i would suck his cock without consent anyways
>>2516431you're just digging the hole deeper and deeper. i'm a man, was born a man, with working testes, and you're a dumbass
>>2516317based
>>2516257>Chris Pratt is gonna sit on your face and literally gas you to deathstop giving me a fart fetish anon
>>2516717
>>2516718Chris Pratt gives me serious big dick energy
>>2516414Nah he ain't alone. Being trans has nothing to do with sexuality
>>2516418>At least they're the nicest people in town supporting my business without displaying my trans flag despite knowing that I'm trans.freak
>>2516418trans uncle tom. pathetic
>>2515129chris fatt was hotter
>>2516825He has so many forms, he should have been cast as Kirby instead of Mario.
I got a cousin who looks like Chris so I'm gonna buy him this shirt. I'm so sneaky.https://cutecouplesgifts.com/products/ninja-disguise-t-shirt
>>2516482his cockiness is definitely part of his appeal
>>2516502>>2516639Holy bulge
>>2516639>>2517018I want those big legs around my shoulders while I cum in his hairy ass
>>2516825more ass jiggle when ur fucking him
>>2515237I'd rather have hot high-T guys that openly hate me, than ugly low-T numales that "support" me (but secretly hate me too).
>>2516247Did my research and, wow, honestly I feel so stupid for assuming Chris Pratt WASN'T an active participant in God Hates Fags events or funding ISIS rooftop-kicking squads, but after seeing this picture I now know how hateful he is towards us homos. Sorry for not taking your word for it.
>>2517585>kino research my dudeAlways knew T-Rex's tiny hands and limp wrists were faggy dead-giveaway ... Jfc.
>>2517585he looks like he has 0 braincells here
>>2517585>>25176640 braincell himbos = gigachad hot, duhh
>>2516043Kek
>>2517585He believes Dinosaurs are real so obviously that means he secretly allows femboys to suck his cock and wash his asshole from time to time.
>>2516247>>2517585>>2517804
The thought of Chris Pratt raping a femboy makes me so hard
>>2518833I don’t really like “rape” fantasy but he’s on an exclusive list of men I would discard that for.
Is it weird I can’t picture myself doing something sexual with him but I would love to watch him fuck another woman?
>>2515237Based white daddy <3
>>2518865>>2518866Why don’t we have deeps yet? It’s criminal
>>2518878>is it weird being a cuck
>>2516825YES
>>2515283so true and nobody else gets this
>>2518878YesUnless you’re like short, fat, and ugly. Then I can see why you would image yourself with a chad like him
>>2515283Guardians 2 was the best. He had a little chunk on him instead of generic Marvel man body
>>2515283I wish he had done more shirtless scenes during that show...
>>2517554>(but secretly hate me too).proof?
>>2518878why is there a girl here?
>>2518878>>2520239>femanons prowling /hm/ undercovercrazy asf ikr, but they do it because gay porn is way hotter, more cock and down to business with no bullshit plot line refuge to shill for "romantics"
>>2515129Chris Pratt bump
>>2515129Chris Pratt fucking Charlie Day
>>2523894charlie day is the sexiest man in the world to me he drives me insane
>>2516043Sure.
>>2516447Tom is meant for Jake. There will be no other pairing.
>>2516502He was literally semi-erect while filming that?! Think about the atmosphere. Standing around in your boxers in a cold roomful of professionals setting up a set with a cage and a water cannon filled with food-dyed glycerin and water....This matches with the stories about he would get naked on the set of P&R without anyone else's consent. He got in real trouble for doing it, but bragged about it later on talk shows.He's a fucked up moron, according to anyone who actually knows him in his daily life.Makes sense that he has some really intense serious sexual issues, too. Honestly, I just hope he has a fetish for creampies and impregnation. I like the idea of him being helplessly desperate to ejaculate inside women already heavily pregnant with his children.
>>2523894I want both charlie and chris to do unspeakable things to me
>>2515237HotmWe need more people like Chris Pratt
>>2524324the gif is altered to make his bulge look bigger retard
>>2525697
I guess now we can proudly claim that we would Do the Mariohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65uNCLBTje0
Fags should learn to respect the alpha god and stop whining about his christian beliefs. Sir Christopher Pratt is a conservative man and He deserves respect and worship from inferiors. Bow down and worship his big white republican cock and kiss his big sweaty ass.
daddy
>>2526613Cringe
>>2526613... ok, Deborah.
>>2526613
Stomping...
>>2515430>>2515432I guess now we know why Amy Poehler gasped when she opened the door
>>2516317super straightsuper gay unite
>>2515333Trannies are literally a government psy-op you fag
>>2530056i came
He would be perfect as live action Chris Redfield, imo
>>2526613DADDY
>>2516426Fucking idiot, of course it's fake. Are you even looking at it?
>>2516621>>2530340it is abuse & destruction of women, men, and children; also trannism is homophobia.
>>2530056holy-Source?
>>2515133Is this real?!
>>2532274Pratt is hot, but lol no
>>2532770His name is "Chris Pratt".
Triggered yet, libtard?
so is the fit 45yo who watches Chris Pratt mow his daddy's lawn an asshole chad or a thirsty chubby chaser?
>>2530056I want him to grind his foot on me and spit on my face
>>2533250A rare well done deepfake
>>2533570He seems to have not so nice feets from what can be seen on the webWouldn't mind to be stomped in shoes /socks tho
>>2529170where is the bulge?
>>2524660kys
>>2535938so obviously shooped you nigger lol
>>2539420Lol wut, there are several other pics in his chubby stage
>>2541299Sex
>>2515237yeah, it's one of those self loathing great fucks
bump!
>>2515333I don't know what you're trying to say here. I take no issue with trans people, I've even been accused of being one of those gays who is "just bisexual with extra steps" for being willing to fuck FtMs. I just think a lot of things, be it trans surgeries or judging a guy who is known to have been an Obama voter as a right wing bigot, require a bit of sober thought before going through with. This seems to be an issue with you.
Yknow I ended up buying this almost $300 figure because of himIt's nice knowing I can have essentially a statue of this hot af dude in my room and excuse it as simple Fandom for the moviesI will not be doing unspeakable things with it
>>2546600Look trans people should be topped off or sent to “holiday. Camps “ with no exit - get my drift. They are nothing but trouble the fucking stupid twats so ….. off with their pathetic nogins
>>2545795I need sex from this man right now
>>2545795>>2546715I finally understand what is so hot about himHe looks like one of those 80s- early 90s beefy 0porn actors/ dads who used have a wife and everything, but they destroy twinks on the down lowHe only needs the moustache to finish the look
>>2516221The reaction to him is the worst kind of faggotry. The fringe elements hating on a guy who doesn’t hate on you. It’s that kind of lunatic fringe that polarizes normies against homolandia
>>2547568The funniest thing aboutit is that I used to go myself to the church Pratt frequents, and they never used to have any problems with gay people as long as you didn't acted it on public of the congregation. Everything is just a fad from Elllen and her seething roastie ass
>>2547649Pretty sure "as long as you don't act it in public" IS having a problem with gays, you sheep.
>>2547530Well, no, the 80s and 90s had a very different aesthetic. He's way too cutesy-pretty to be 1990 porn daddy. Also he's far more ripped than men were in 1990. It's the roids and perfected fitness regimen. Men in those days literally just sort of made it up as they went along. There definitely was a lot of science known and there definitely was a professional caste of bodybuilders. But that isn't how pornstar daddies did things: there was no hired personal trainer for them. They didn't have professional nutritionists designing cuisine specifically for them every day. They weren't on contract to develop and maintain a specific aesthetic with millions spent on cosmetics. And they smoked. A lot.Pratt is a manufactured product of Hollywood professional bodybuilding. There's an entire billion-dollar industry there just for the sake of producing leading man stars. You know this.But 1990 pornstar daddies did not have that. And it's so incredibly stark the instant you actually look at one.
>>2515281Literally no one is providing anything remotely like hormones or genital surgeries to toddlers... that isn't a thing, it doesn't happen - anywhere or ever at any time whatsoever. And that you apparently said that in full seriousness is such a shrieking red flag. You've spent too much time in your echoing basement and you have absolutely zero idea what reality is like.The only thing even remotely close to that fantasy is the circumcision that's still going on as routine male genital mutilation in the US. Which is a thing because of Judeo-Christian-Muslim bullshit, and no where else in the developed world is it routine.
>>2547811Idk what to tell you man but straight people aren't allowed to make out or grope in the middle of the sermon either
>>2547924Yeah, because the Nazis only waited until you made out in front of them... That's all they needed. That was the rubber stamp of okie-dokie that gave them permission. Without it, like if you just never held hands or kissed, they were powerless.
>>2547954>>2547818>>2547811Okay "Elliot", tell us more about how the voices in your head told you to chop your tits off
>>2548109And that's how you know you got the Nazi really really fucking mad when they can only sputter with helpless rage before blurting something incomprehensible about a transman (I'm assuming, based on the name drop, though it's really difficult to parse the word salad). Be careful, little Nazi, those ovens are still there.
>>2548119Least schizophrenic manhater
>>2548119>And that's how you know you got the Nazi really really fucking mad when they can only sputter with helpless rage before blurting something incomprehensible about a transman (I'm assuming, based on the name drop, though it's really difficult to parse the word salad). Be careful, little Nazi, those ovens are still there.
>>2515132This pic makes him look like he's balding
>>2515176God. He has a nice ass tooI bet it's hairy
>>2548109>>2546719kys samefag
>>2515257>I legit think this guy had to sleep with execs to get his careerBros... am I jealous of an old kike producer?
>>2550256>t. 41% suicide rate
>>2516639I want him to spit on me call me a faggot while hitting me in the head with that club until I'm bleeding
>>2515237This you?
Genuinely surprised nobody posted his full naked ass shot from Passengers yet.
>>2552451No need to, he even posted his own sunburnt ass on insta
>>2552680Man I love how slutty he can get sometimes, I'm sure the only thing keeping him from flashing his cock is the fact he has kids
>>2516444>thinkshaha ahaha.. haha... ahh ... hah....
>>2552930>I'm sure the only thing keeping him from flashing his cock is the fact he works for disneythere i fixed for you
>>255298715 year old girls who think they're gay men are more laughable.
>>2553325Chris Evans still worked for Disney when he showed the whole world his peen and he's fine.
>>2553342no he aint
>>2533250looks like jaime lannister. not that that's a problem.
>>2553342Evans showed everyone his dick because he's a retard, not on purposeAlso it happened way after he was done with Disney
Love Chris feet!
>>2555822He needs paizuri on those pecs
>>2515237Imagine getting hate-fucked by Chris...my dick goes diamonds when I think about it. But I've met him in real life and he's the goof that you'd want to pet and ride on his dick to be honest.
>>2526613Based. Sexo
>>2548119This is why no one likes troons even within gay community unless they're sas queen themselves that only time will tell they're gonna transition or something. I'm gay and I love himbos and masc men and I only think with my dick and ass. It's not that deep.
>>2556403>Ass>It's not that deepI'll be the judge of that.
>>2556248Nah, he needs my mouth on those nips
>>2515237Needs rape correction!
>>2533250That's awesome. Anymore?
>>2555822I need to grope this man
I hate this guy. A shitty actor. Oh and also he's christian.
>>2557952You need to be over 18 to post here
Gays that swoon over Chriss Pratt are like Black people that love kkk
>>2558100LolLmao evenChris is a fucking alpha
>>2558100He's not homphobic, stop seething Ellen
>>2515237Get a life karen.
>>2547816Cope of the century! There were plenty of men who had bodies as sculpted as chris in the 80s in bodybuilding gyms, Arnold Schwarzenegger ring a bell?
>>2558217>Arnold Schwarzenegger ring a bell?Isn't he actually Chris' father in law now
>>2558304Curly hair is a really good look on him
>>2515129Yes, Chris Pratt is a handsome man.
Reminder that Chris Pratt would literally sit on your face and gas you to death because he hates homosexuals and everything we stand for. Stop supporting him!
>>2560518nice bait but it's already been done several times in this very thread
>>2560518I would love for him to sit on my face…How is this bad?
>>2560518That gave me a bonerPlz write more
>>2515129saddest. pit.
>>2557952>>2558100Shut up, "Elliot"
>>2557952>>2558100Is there a chance you are an autistic woman?
>>2552451It's a double
>>2560733Chris Pratt is gonna trap you between his muscular christian thighs and slowly drown you to death with a combination of his sweat and testicular juices.
>>2515799still enough reason to open fire if they get too comfortable imposing their will upon us.
>>2516418this is a board for men.you are not a man, why are you here.
>>2563589>back dimplesHoly sex
>>2563798>Testicular juicesMy God, I want his White Christian cum so much
>>2515131He's wearing Aussiebum wonderjocks, give ya a little lift in front. I wear em too.
>>2515129Armpit hair: when I was 14-15 I used to try to get a glimpse of the pit hair of the HS commerce teacher he used to wear polo shirts that showed his pit hair when he lifted his arms up to write on the board whatever. He was a young teacher bit of a jock.
>>2516437>>2516438>>2516717>>2516718Peak attraction for me, thick.>>2515432>>2515177>>2515430>>2545795Too skinny here
>>2515237I want him to destroy my hole so fucking bad man. I hope he calls me a faggot and tries to kill me
>>2515484chunky era chris pratt was the best era. I hope he lets himself go again
>>2516043Faggots are so mentally deranged. You can like men and not be attracted to your father you kike
>>2515129I want to lick his ball sweat after he hits the gym
>>2562486why do white males have the worst physic?
>>2570581esl moment
>>2560518I like the facesitting part, the farting one not so much
>>2558356It's a wig.He looks terrible in the recent movies. It's like they stopped giving a shit about hair/makeup and lighting
>>2570964If they're going going to make the actors look cute then what's the point of these stupid little superhero movies baka
>>2570604I’d probably be okay with his fartsI bet he smells good overallwhen you’re really attracted to someone, you kind of enjoy more smells from them than you would anyone else
