#1. The roommates are still going at it from this morning.Upload a pic and give a numbered sexy scenario for someone to come home to. Roll your dice at home or on a diceroller site, but NOT IN THE THREAD. Elsewise, respond with how you would respond to the situation if it was you. (Please only post high quality pics and no troll/"funny" meme posts.)
#2. That your Boss evidently had an ulterior motive in you working late.
#3. A friend staying over had accidentally destroyed nearly all the clothes doing laundry, including the bottoms he was wearing.
4. Some local cult broke into your house to perform a demonic ritual and are paying for it with their bodies.
#5. An old school bully managed to corner you at the front door and decided to... "catch up".
#6. Your husband has apparently took care of the rent for the month.
Another autist retard thread from reddit
>>2518077wait, what? I literally just thought of this.
#7. The sub you left today had stayed in place like a good boy.
#8. The local fraternity drunkenly invaded your pool.
>>2518075>>2518076sick and imaginative :0
>>2519134Feel free to add your own.
>>2518067bump
