It's been 3 years since I started making these threads every once in a while to spread the goodness of Catfishing while making Moralfags seethe. https://archiveofsins.com/hm/thread/2030349Let's post some dummy straight guys to celebrate!
I think Catfish threads are not allowed anymoreThey get deleted everytime
I'll start by sharing one of the crown jewels of my collection and a monument to the stupidity of straight guys. This Japanese dude literally ruined his career because he got busted taking sneaky photos of his teammates for my fake chick. The funniest thing is that he always asked me for advice on how to spot "fake profiles" because he was paranoid as fuck of someone selling his nudes to a Japanese Gay Blog since it happened to one of his friends and the poor guy kept getting harassed by horny gay old men on social media.we tl / t-fKkOhWRehW>>2532254I believe most threads die fast because people expect others to share content right away instead of starting the threads by sharing some good stuff first. A lot of threads made by other people start by requesting the services of veteran catfishers.
Here's the files of the hottie with the derpy face from my OG thread:we tl/t-um4mhKIbB5
>>2532261I also got his fruit but he was pretty lackluster in comparison. I didn't have any drive to get more out of him after he begged me to not leave the chat because he was taking forever to cum. Guys acting whiny is such a big turn off.
>>2532262 (You)>his fruit*friendAnyway, I'm going to bed now. I'll post pic related's files tomorrow. It has become much easier to bait hotter guys after I got brand new tools from one of my online buddies from Qatar.
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>>2532252incredibly based thread, thank you op
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>>2532252catfishing str8 dudes is one of my biggest fetishes honestly. i used to do it a ton back in my high school/college days because i was closeted and horny. this was the hottest one for me since i knew him from high school (18+ when i catfished)
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Half these photos don’t even show dick boring thread.
>>2532396holy shit he looks like a less buff version of Jason from Power Rangers. Got any vids to share?
>>2532261any info on him?
>>2532498just use a face check website
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>>2532259I remember you sharing these in a hot discord.
>>2532659What's the name of the channel?
>>2532252I used to do this a lot about ten years ago but my therapist ended up convincing me to stop. I still get really turned on by it though. Sorry for a big text post but I'm just curious, does anyone else who's into this also have a history of being abused or abusive to others growing up? Just curious because I think that's a big part of where it stems from for me. I bullied other kids a lot and enjoyed seeing them get humiliated. Forced nudity was an easy way to do it and I eventually realized it turned me on too. One of my favorite memories of this was in high school, when I already mostly realized this about myself. There was a pretty popular boy who was really cute and mostly nice but had a kind of cool mysterious alternative vibe about him and he always acted like he was too cool to interact with me. He'd also wear his pants low and I loved perving over his visible underwear. One day we got upset at each for some reason and it escalated during passing time in the hallways. A bunch of his friends and other people were around and we started to fight. It quickly turned into us grappling with our arms locked. I was able to slip out and pulled his pants and boxers down in one swift motion and then locked his arms again so he couldn't cover himself. Everyone, even his friends, started howling and laughing while looking at his bare ass and his junk flailing around while he struggled to escape. He eventually pushed me and knocked me off balance so that I let go and he quickly pulled everything up and walked away with a red face. I saw him in the cafeteria later that day eating with a different group of people than the friends he was normally with and I asked if he remembered earlier in the day when everyone saw him naked. I'd ask him that several times over the rest of our time in high school and always in situations where others were around and he could never figure out how to respond lol. He got a lot more introverted and less popular with the girls.
>>2532672>>2532672>but my therapist ended up convincing me to stop.Why would you listen to someone that went to clown school? There's literally nothing wrong with taking advantage of those who are dumber than you. Imagine if a therapist told Donald Trump to stop scamming GOPers and raping women. He would tell that clown to shut the fuck up and go back to being an Apex Predator.
This guy lives near me. He's a top, I'm a bottom. He wants a smooth bottom, I love hairy guys. Problem is I'm taller than him so he said not interested.So one day while I was hornyas fuck created a blank Grindr profile. Started chatting him up and he sent all these pics. I sent pics of myself without my face and he made comments how I was so hot. Why are gay men like this?
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>>2532252Is this Sherry Pie? I loved you on Drag Race!
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>>2532700>>2532701>>2532702>>2532703Fuck that's a nice catch. I'd let him plow me all night.
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>>2532463vids i posted are the only ones i have :( tho i've jerked off to them a bunch haha>>2532672not me i was just horny af and closeted. wanted to see hot guys nude, especially ones i knew, but didn't want them to know my identity. i sent most ppl my own pics but if they were straight or "straight" or just not interested in my type, i'd switch to catfishing
>>2532717nice build on this guy>>2532262Getting someone to take a nude with their face is the ultimate win
>>2532669share the channel?
>>2532762>not me i was just horny af and closeted. wanted to see hot guys nude, especially ones i knew, but didn't want them to know my identitythis. i wasn't getting any sex IRL back then, was lusting after straight guys, and made the obvious calculation that every catfisher does
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is there a discord or groupchat of some kind ?
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>>2532508Whats a face check website?
>>2532259What's the password OP?
>>2533327like facecheck.id or pimeyes. it’s not too hard to find the dumb zoomer
>>2532871>ultimate winI'm a big time winner then since all my baits got face and dick. Let alone cum+face because my fake girl just loves watching the funny faces guys make when they orgasm :3
>>2533580which site is better in your humble opinion?
I had an voyeur buddy who really loved gingers so I always tried to milk them as much as possible. R.I.P. old man who secretly filmed college students who rented his apartments.
>>2533580can you teach me how to correctly use these in exchange for my older brother's nudes? (I catfished him because I'm an amoral zoomer).
>>2532252The OP image is strangely soulful despite being a cheap paint job.
>>2533625>secretly filmedsharing is caring!>>2533648are you trying to find his nudes that you think are already on the internet, or are you asking how to catfish to get his nudes directly from him?
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>>2533648Facecheck.id is free. Just upload the image of their face and it’ll find their socials/any other places they were posted online.
>>2533676oh ok I guess the trick is finding something like their tiktok and pray they use the same username for instagram kek
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Anyone have them?
>>2534962damn, best of two kind of butts
Yes I have all files, telegram: Marco22399
Anyone have a dropbox link of pics to use for catfishing guys?
>>2532259still waiting for the password of this
>>2535721If you're this stupid, you don't deserve to see it.
This new generation is starting to drive me crazy. I am not sure what happened but these guys are terrible to do this with anymore. Its like they look at any sexual situation and treat it as a competition rather than mutually enjoying each other. I am not going to go into details but I have a very convincing way to get guys snapchats on omegle. I ask for they usernames and half of the guys will aggressively will say "no give me your snap!". Its like how are you going to turn down a girl thats clearly interested in you. They act like they are losing something. Then for the guys I do get on snap with, after some small talk I end up sending nudes first without them asking. I have had so many guys complain just because I "didn't show pussy" or "why didn't you squirt". Like they actively complain about seeing free tits. Then their mission is to get me to send as much as possible without sending anything back. Its exhausting, I will burn through 10 guys on a Friday night and just give up because of how difficult they are. The only upside I have seen is that the guys who are willing to do stuff, are willing to do a lot more than guys before. Years ago it would be rare to see some guys blow each other, but I am getting so many guys willing to do some really gay stuff these days.
>>2536190You're just a cheap whore. Men like it when girls demand respect and have them work their asses off to see the good stuff.You bring shame to fake women everywhere.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74GdZs2Ilk4
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Word on the street says this man was a popular catfish(ed?) model on Romeo and suchDoes anyone have more
>>2536222yeah they simply don't respect you >>2536190and/or they're on to you as a fake but are just seeing what porn they can get
>>2536190i think it's the rise of OF, twitter sex workers, etc making homemade-looking porn of hot girls feel much more mundane and low-valueback when i used to do this, there was tons of free studio porn online, and weird amateur stuff filmed by dedicated perverts with camcorders, but i think chatting with a girl and getting her nudes sent personally still felt special, especially back when phone cameras were nonexistent or shit quality and people had to dig out a separate digital camera and put in some effort to send anythingnow people have grown up with snapchat since they were small children, and they're bombarded online with porny influencers selling premium snaps, OF, chaturbate and whatever else, and sending nudes with peers is commonplace, so some random stranger girl throwing herself at you is just more noise
>>2536222>Queen of slime, filth, putrescence!It's true. Ciswomen don't chase straightboys. They just don't. They know they don't have to. They know they have all the power. And straightboys know that. So when you get all thirsty and desperate, you're literally just screaming "I'm a catfish!" at them. Also,>>2536190you're underage if you don't already know these things. So get the fuck out. This is a pink board. You're supposed to be 18+ to be here. Don't make us sic the jannies on you.
>>2536659If anything all these things have made men think it's "ok" to do all sorts of shit just for women to bother talking to them. I've several simps that have been funding my vidya needs for years. I've reached the point where I don't even need to send them new content, just chat with them about mundane shit like friends, family and work. People claim Boomers are the easiest marks, but guys in their 18-20s are beyond retarded.
>>2533580>>2532261That's a gorgeous boy. Fuck. Wish I could be back in college lol.
>>2536697>guys in their 18-20s are beyond retarded.This. My favorite too and easiest to get them to do kinky stuff. I've got several young guys to wedgie or spank themselves on cam
>>2536222>>2536658>>2536685Jesus you queens are so far up your own asses its funny.I have been doing this shit since myspace and AIM chatrooms. My methods for convincing the guys are solid. The point that I am making is that, if you offered a guy a whore 5-10 years ago, they will get some quick and easy sex. Now you offer them a whore, and they either get angry, disgusted, or disinterested. Of course this is a large generalization but it is something that I have noticed. I still actively get stuff from guys, I am just saying that its getting harder to work with many of the guys I talk to. Like I also said before, the rise of guys willing and happily doing gay stuff is very clear.Between the pros and cons, in the past week I have seen>Guys showing their dick and immediately leaving>Guys showing, I show back, and then they say "thank you!" and then leave>Asking for their snap and they immediately start insulting me>Them begging to see tits and then getting shocked when I ask to see dick>Getting mad because I asked for their friends snap>Blocking me because I did not reply within 5 minutes>Asking to show their asshole instead of their dick>Replying to a guys story where he is flexing shirtless. To say I want to hook up with him, and him replying why would I want to do that>Having two friends go from saying "We aren't getting naked together because thats gay" to nutting in each others mouths>A guy asking me to cashapp him $100 for a dick picIts all just most exhausting than it used to be.
>>2538077>Its all just most exhausting than it used to be.You're just old and busted. Maybe join one of the Catfish Summer Camps run by my Discord buddies.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVcLIfSC4OE&ab_channel=Disney
>>2538703Typical yucky Asian pubes
>>2538703>You're just old and bustedYeah probably >join one of the Catfish Summer Camps run by my Discord buddiesI appreciate it but I am probably still getting much better stuff than the vast majority of people. I only talk to guys that are willing to show with their friends. So unless they are actively getting that then it doesn't matter. All my methods are viable. I go the extra mile to show how "real" I am.
>>2538703Can I join your catfish summer camp?
>>2538743>All my methods are viable. I go the extra mile to show how "real" I am.Anyone can get a cheap whore to do video chats and audios for them. The real trick is to learn how to boss around men to the point where they become your personal slaves for years.
>>2538943>The real trick is to learn how to boss around men to the point where they become your personal slaves for years.lol i had a really got guy who practically begged me for this and it turned me off completely. i'm simply not a dom, oops
>>2538954>a really got guyI first read this as "good goy" lolI should quit trolling in /pol/.
>>2538943>he real trick is to learn how to boss around men to the point where they become your personal slaves for years.Thats the trick? Thats like the easiest thing to get. Get 2 guys to suck each other off and then come and talk to me.
>>2539692lol you're probably catfishing obviously closeted fags then. Many gay guys just play along with the ridiculous demands of retarded catfishers.
Hey anons. I'm new to your thread. I won't read any of it bc it's long but perhaps nudifying these boyos would be a less damaging way to show appreciation to anonymous menCome join us>>>/b/900447568
