last one >>2509813
>>2535017nice smaller peepee
>>2535017
>>2535018imho, it's the perfect mouthful. you get the good feeling in your throat, yet it's not so huge you can't breathe.
The average modern zoomer is a land whale. Imagine being able to stroke to that.
>>2535637there's a discussion in another thread about chunky boy and is the smell of cheese from the pizza or from mold in his apron belly?
>>2535637You all are still railing against this guy lmao how high is the bar
We need more muscle zoomers in these threads
>>2535691Probably some anorexic twink at the end of his twink lifeline lashing out
average member of my generation
>>2535690you’d have to ask him>>2535691what’s the issue?
>>2535759He has a really nice smile and face, but a disgusting body. That's pretty sad. I bet he even has one of those disgusting FUPA's.
>>2535760Agreed. You wouldn’t give him a chance even just once out of pity?
>>2535762I'd watch him jack off, but I wouldn't touch him
As a female I find him very attractive
>>2535760Y’all gotta heal eventually lmao
>>2535768I can heal without touching the obese
>>2535768Maybe by fapping to a zoomer that isn’t obese.
aging zoomer...
>>2535760>I bet he even has one of those disgusting FUPA's.It's not like he's shirtless and you can see he doesn't>>2535769>the obeseFlat stomach when standing, nearly flat pecs, no rolls. Dude obviously has no more than 10-15lbs excess weight.How to out yourself as a vapid fag in two comments.
>>2535760 I like his body, he’s big which I would bottom for, get that it’s not conventionally attractive but it’s hot in its own right
>>2535858hot
>>2535759would in a heartbeat. id like his hot sticky cum on my face idc
>>2535762it's a king size sheet wrapped around just twice.
>>2536084Kek. What adjectives would you use to describe him?
>>2536094Husky. Actual obese guys' nipples usually aren't erect and his seems hard.
>>2536079Joey mills? Not a zoomer he's a millennial.
>>2536104Thank you for the correction. Most humble apologies. I will now spank myself.
honest rating?
nice teeth
>>2536104joey’s like 24, that’s still a zoomer.
>>2535637Who even is he?
>>2536666a fat former athlete
>>2536666Do you have a crush on him or something?
>>2536692i would eat onion rings off his cock.
>>2536693You wouldnt get to the onion rings.
>>2536692Yeah he’s pretty cute, so who is he
>>2535008who is this brown semen demon? couldn’t get sauce on him last time he was posted.
>>2537003
>>2536947This Latino?
>>2536940why do you need to know? so you can do something nefarious like jerk off to his photos?
>>2537011is that the same as OP pic? Sauce?
>>2537016Yes, same Latino! Don’t know sauce, maybe pimeyes?
>>2537016You also like brown guys?
>>2537018the cum is just as tasty.
Is 18-19 the ideal age for zoomermaxxing?
King of the Christian zoomers. He hath risen.
Which one would you coom on?
>>2537213
>>2537214Bottom left for sure
>>2537213option e-all of the above
from 2019, would be an aging zzzoomer now
>>2537015Already did
>>2537362To the fatty? No way.
>>2537405i wouldnt even suck his dick with your mouth
>>2537407my sentiments exactly.
>>2535910AI can't generate porn well.
This guy?
>zoomer thread>all your posts being guys born before 2005what gives?
>>2537507ew yours literally has facial hair, do better
>>2537551point taken, have this one instead.
>>2537552unnatural hair color. pass
>>2537507payton needs to get his cock out
>>2537618if that's from 2005 he's got to be like 40+ now
>>2537552cute, i'd guess super-fem, and has the same IQ as a slice of toast.
>>2537213would have been more interesting with a mouth full of gas being spit out near a flame.
>>2537629that's payton moormeier, in 2005 he was 2 years old. he's like 20 atm
>>2537826ah so. just another cute guy with air in his head posting a lot of not really creative vids. watched a few seconds of one, wow, instantly b-o-r-i-n-g. yawn.
>>2536104Learn what a millennial is first before you make stupid claims like that. Most of us are in our 30s now. Elder millennials are turning 40
>>2536340Cute face, meh body. Would fuck if he kept his shirt on.
>>2537949how about if he were in a tight fitting body bag with a hole to access his hole?
>>2537953>body bagI feel like I need to call the cops or something now...
>>2537552>>2537701he is a looker.
>>2535021>>2535017Why are you still spamming this small dicked ugly faggot? Are you him or something?
>>2537552>>2537962>>2537701>has the same IQ as a slice of toastHe does have those empty bimbo eyes.
car-son <3
Gavi
>>2537949You really wouldn’t? >>2537953interesting fantasy, he doesn’t deserve that though!!
>>2538016I said I would if he kept his shirt on >>2536340 In the picture on the left, his body is just kind of weird shaped. Like a triangle? His shoulders are actually kind of hot now that I'm looking again, but then he has the chest of a 9 year old, and then everything goes down to what look like women's hips. It may just be his shorts. I wonder what his ass is like.But damn, I just realized I got turned on by his shoulders.I could see myself fucking him from behind then kissing his shoulders and neck while I cum deep inside.
>>2538033I’ve never heard of shoulders having any appeal. Very interesting anon…
>>2538046moar shoulder
>>2538046It kind of makes sense if you think about it. Shoulders lead to clavicles, clavicles to the neck. A very sensual, and vulnerable area. It's like being attracted to someone's thighs, and knowing that they also lead to a very sensual, vulnerable place>>2538051This is the best one so far, anon. You're going to fuck around and make me jack off
>>2538046>>2538060Also to be honest, I'm in the middle of a self-imposed two year dry run. Volcel sort of deal, I got tired of being an alcoholic and ruining my partner's lives. So yeah, I kind of get turned on by random things every once in a while
>>2538060There are worse things to jack off to than a chubby innocent zoomer, anon. Do what your heart desires.
>>2538067moar shoulder
>>2538070I need a dumb blond muscle boy to hang around my house to get fondled by me whenever I want
>>2538067i get this feeling that you have been having a conversation with yourself the entire thread lmao
>>2538087There isn't a way to prove this, but I'm the one who was talking to the other anon. And jerked off to the pictures he posted.My attention went elsewhere after I came
>>2538092incredibly based, thanks for sharing>>2538087weird thought anon. i guess you’ll never know
>>2538092if u like 'em big, you'll have fun with 20yo zoomer Tiny.
>>2538098his face is still uggo tho
>>2538102Not even a little kissable?
>>2538101>AI prompt: average /hm/ poster
>>2538129he's on the lighter side, add a couple hundred pounds. they all live in their Mom's basements and binge on Hostess Snak Cakes... except you and me, we're cool.
>>2538141I'm 33 yeas old, broke, currently single, living on my parent's top floor. You might be cool, good anon, but I am not.
>>2538142if you're cute u can cum live in my guestroom instead. and for something to do, starbucks always needs baristas.
>>2538150I've been a barista before. Like 10ish years ago. It's actually a great hookup job, if anyone needs that tip. You get a guy or girl's name right (the name thing has always been a gimmick, use it to your advantage) and suddenly they think that you're a genius.Thanks for the offer anon. I'm cute (also arrogant, I'm prolly not that cute) but I'm sure that you would feel like disappointment city once I showed up
just hit him up, hope he's real.
>>2538236
>>2537945>cute guy with air in his headthose are the best kind. basically a twink himbo
>>2536640he's 25, and 24 is millennial though, but on the edgealso >>2536079 is not him
>>2538298kek 24 is not millennial
Another new TikTok trend where straight guys find an excuse to wear women’s clothes. Thoughts on him?
>>2538298>>253831224/25 are cuspers. they're both zoomers and millennials because they were born in the final years of one gen and the initial years of the other, because of that they still grew up with a lot of millennial aspects but also grew up with a lot of zoomer aspects. joey is a cusper
>>2538355those shorts should be replaced with a mini skirt. and he should be wearing a thong
>>2538355faggot is screaming in that closet
>>2538367Millennials imo usually need to have been aware/have memories from before 1999. The 1997-2001 years were a hell of a transition for kids/teens to have lived through. I doubt a 25 yo would remember the fear of things like Y2K. Or the generic Armageddon that evangelicals screamed about on TV. Definitely not 9/11. 24/25 could have a couple of superficial cultural aspects of being a millennial, but that's it. Calling them millennial is just weird, "cusp" or not. This isn't the zodiac. Just studied trends and shit.Anyway, this is a porn board, I'll shut up now.
>>2538385he seems pretty straight :/
>>2538388I used to seem pretty straight too until I discovered dicksucking lol
latinos>
>>2538399
This is me in a model shot that weirdly exists online. Got paid $200 or something for it, was taken before the internet started in 1991
>>2538386i was born in 92 and i got no memories or awareness of the 90s. i don't remember fuckall about y2k. i don't even remember 9/11
>>2538488your mindset is pathetic, you can look young and youthful well into your 30s, your best years are ahead of you anon, just don't be a pussy and get into skincare
>>25363408/10...curls and adorable face...yum!
>>2538494good taste!
>>2538424You understand that that's a very troubling sign, anon?
>>2538236>>2538238That’s golden georgiii an OF model. you’re being catfished.
>>2537018brown twunks are the best.
Twitter is a goldmine of horny zoomers.https://twitter.com/f1ywhiteguy1/status/1662953395379118080
>>2538498no, it's not. i'm not american. things like y2k or 9/11 are american things. us europeans only remember them because of memes or references in media.how many american millennials remember the berlin wall being taken down?i remember when suddenly we all had the euro and had to get used to the new currency and shops would have signs with both the old currency next to the signs with the euro because people still weren't used to it. i was like 10 at the timeamerican millennials might remember some british news events, like diana's death. but that's about it. and the same applies to us europeans regarding american events.
>>2538516yes. the right of things like onlyfans and being an influencer resulted in a lot of these guys becoming online sluts the second they turn 18. it's amazing
omg I'm a zoomerholic. i love boys between 18-24. never sukt a z boy i couldn't make nut. most like to cum twice. and so easy to get the jeans off, just smoke him out, be nice, and slip a benji in his pocket...
>>2538527Astounding. Absolutely astounding. If you aren't American, then you aren't a millennial, no matter what year you were born. It's American generations, not European. Would you say that your grandparents were part of the silent generation? No, never heard of it? Because that's another American generation.It started with an American study of Americans. Absolutely astounding how you feel the need to comment on something that you aren't a part of.
>>2538527God damn, look up Strauss–Howe generational theory. You fucking eurofag.
Less fighting, moar zoomers
Am I officially ancient dust if 95% of these guys look too young, anorexic, or adhd for me
>>2538623Get drunk n look again
>>2538623This one might work for you >>2536340
>>2536340he looks like he really enjoys getting head. if he were cut, i'd let him glaze my tonsils...
>>2538623I'm 33 and a few of these guys are fuckable. Most of them just look cringey. Some like >>2537962 look like a retarded child
>>2535714Need more of this one
>>2538667What do you define as fuckable?
>>2538669Pretty much just: >>2538544>>2538070>>2538012>>2536640>>2535715>>2535714That's about it
>>2538654Why have you been pushing this guy so hard? You're him, right? He looks like he wiped shit on his upper lip, the way his nose is scrunched up like that. Or the way your nose is scrunched up like that. Every damn picture
>>2538676Is his face not endearing?
>>2538679No.
>>2538682Not even the eyes or smile?
>>2538686See>>2538676
this 18yo zoomer has massive pecs and such a slutty small waistemmanoul__of: magicmannyx
>>2538824
>>2538825
>>2538693pancakes
>>2538676it's the kinda smirk a fat kid makes after he farts silently...
>>2539011good thing he isn’t fat, right?
>>2538079Everyone in the background looks like they hate their lives lol.
>>2538824>>2538825>>2538826This boy got me hard
>>2535637Very handsome, and a nice change of scenery. Twinks are nice and all but damn it's nice to have a big man now and then.
>>2538534Yeah, Europoors have their own cultural and historic-event generations that don't entirely match up with Americans until very recently, and even then it's more of a shared internet middle-class lifestyle/pop culture than anything.There's overlap sure for certain things, but the overall experience is different. Tbh I don't really like how people in Europe behave and their general psyche is so much different than an American; even if they are from the same Ethnicity we're seperated by many decades or centuries in a different cultural and geographic environment.Sorry for being a fag with this long post, but I also just want to say that I'm Spanish-American of colonial Mexican heritage, and I've tried but just cannot relate to Spaniards or Portuguese from Europe, they're just to different, often in bad ways, like how sickeningly snobby and bourgeois they are. Hell, even Brazilians are more like me then them. I have an "acquaintance" from North eastern Spain, and he straight up told me that because I'm American, that I'll never be like them, and should never come back. Like, fuck these Eurotrash.
>>2535760His body is sexy af. He prob has a thick ass
>>2538402Does that mean you're late 30s then?Also, I appreciate you sharing your backstory, but pls no under 18 images on boards like these. No offense of course.
>>2538676Yeah, it screams of desperate need for approval by rando anons on a cocksucking board.
>>2539231>even Brazilians are more like me then themthat's not something you should be proud to announce. brazilians are trash
>>2539231No need to apologize for being a fag. I long post on porn boards tooTo your point though, I'm English American. All of my ancestors, except for a couple of Irish bitches, were of English descent. But I have nothing in common with the people of England today
>>2539440
>>2539448
>>2539450
>>2539440>>2539448>>2539450>>2539451These guys look like they're about 14
>>2539461they’re college xc runners!
>>2539448>>2539450>>2539451>>2539470i need a video of them spitroasting a bitch
>>2538527bro do you even heaven's gate?
>>2539461They're youthful and cute. There's a fatty thread too, no need to shit this one up.
>>2539577Calling someone a fatty lover doesn't make you sound any less like a pedo.
>>2539646What’s wrong with liking attention seeking legal zoomers?
>>2539708He loves showing off those gross toenails.. nasty ass underage whore bitch.
>>2539729would you hatefuck?
>>2539731is this is all they do, real lame. no birthday suit follies? no anal high jinks? no spit roasting of a sugar daddy? if you saw the Nova docu on slime mold navigating life without intelligence, gotta be what they have for brains.
>>2536666>>2536667I'm honestly starting to think nobody knows who he is with the amount of avoiding the question of who he is which is going on. who is he???
>>2540482could be that no one cares who the blimp is.
>>2540487I do
>>2536340way too fat, jesus christ it’s a miracle his heart is still working
>>2538546Who's this? Perfectly builtfat and cute face.
>>2538534>>2538535What a strange over-reaction. Astounding even.
>>2540496Why?!!
>>2540548ah i think i know! when you fuck a fat boy, it's like boning two guys at once.
>>2540548well because:1. The dude's not fat, yall are trolling at this point or incredibly shallow 2. hes got my favorite body type, the perfect mixture of muscle and fat while not being obese3. hes got a cute face and is overall very cute
>>2540625Why does it matter who he is though?
>>2540625>hes got a cute face and is overall very cuteI'm not one of the anons who have been saying he's fat, I'm just an anon that thinks he's ugly as sin. You're delusional.
>>2540626I'd just like to know, for.... reasons.>>2540627Attractiveness is subjective, anon, not one person can define what is beautiful or not, cute or not, one person may find femboys attractive and dislike masculine men while another might be vice versa. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
>>2540625#1. the latter.#2. you drink a lot#3. see #2.
>>2540628What are the reasons?
>>2540633God fucking damn it. You're the spammer. What is wrong with you? Are these guys paying you?
>>2540634Yes, actually. But I only spam the fat one as a joke. If you don’t like them, could you at least contribute a new zoomer that mogs them?
>>2540632not interested in your garbage opinions >>2540633Why do you care?>>2540634Yes.
>>2540636>why do you careI want to feel less bad about being the only person to ever fap to that fatass.
>>2540638Well, I mean you aren't, but hes also not that fat. Lmao, He's literally pretty average.
>>2540636>>2540632 (You)not interested in your garbage opinionsyes you are, otherwise you wouldn't have commented.
>>2540640>He's literally pretty average.You're contributing to the obesity crisis.
>>2540643You're just delusional
>>2540640What are obese landwhale men even good for? He even stands out against his healthy sized friends…
>>2540644I'M the delusional one? Lmfao funniest joke I've heard all week gtfo
>>2540647Yeah he stands out by being the cutest one there, lmfao
>>2540649Unironically? Look at how the fat one’s friends won’t even touch him.
>>2540652Just because he doesnt have abs like the others doesnt make him fat, I'd pick him over the others in that picture anyday
>>2540654You’re the only one. Why? What good even is a big guy?
>>2540655Because I think they're cute and attractive, and great to cuddle with desu.
>>2540667Oh.. Well I hope you find yourself a nice fatty then.
>>2540669Maybe but hes not fatI won't be shamed for my taste in men with an *average* completely normal body type
>>2540673Degenerate.
>>2540688Kys
>>2540673can only imagine how fat you are if you think that's average kek
>>2540673How does this make you feel? Mind changed?
>>2540717what do you think the average body type is? someone who just got out of Auschwitz?>>2540718makes me feel fine
>>2540723does he not look pregnant here?
>>2540718>>2540728
>>2535008>>2535770>>2536692>>2537011>>2537018>>2536695>>2536692who are these ubiquitous cutie twunks being spammed allover /hm - fit - fa/??!?>>2538679>>2538686and him, who is he>>2536692>>2536693>>2536695who the beefy built jock fuck
>>2540728No, your delusional>>2540733>who the beefy built jock fuckI don't know, thats what I've been trying to figure out for the past day, everyone just calls him fat and insults you for asking, lmao
>>2540739to eats his own. he does have a nice smile tho.
>>2540626who dis Leaf cutie wearing hoodie?
>>2540769the fatty
>>2540626>>2540807>black hawks jersey leaf's at hockey game
>>2535637>>2535759>>2535770>>2536692/fa/ thread on same zoomer twunk brat pack
>>2540822
>>2540819choose your qt
>>2540643>>2540717He's right if he's american tho, the majority of americans are overweight so if you're a disgusting fatass you're LITERALLY average
>>2540833from the new york post. jan 2023.
>>2540878Where in your picture does it say the majority of americans aren't overweight? All I'm seeing is a list of very tiny countries nobody ever heard of managing to have a slightly higher percentage than the USA because of their low population
How would you punish an unruly zoomer?
>>2540908i would think it's per capita.
>>2540974make him spend the night with me.
>>2539646>>2539729>>2540461>>2540487>>2540513>>2540601>>2540643>>2540647>>2540648>>2540652>>2540655>>2540717>>2540728Unhinged, retarded faggots
>>2540974this screams 'cum in my mouth babe'
>>2541004>mass reply>"Unhinged, retarded faggots"kek
>>2541008would you?
>>2541010don't think he has the experience to replicate my hand... but i'd give him a thousand bucks to cum in my mouth a couple times...
>>2541004you?
>>2540999Is your shitposting strategy to just state random facts that have nothing to do with what's being said? Bit schizoid
>>2541022i am not from your planet, would you like an anal probe?
>>2540718he's pretty cute tho
>>2541039face or body?
>>2541009was this supposed to do something
>>2540824Sauce on this guy? Holy shit
>>2541058@the_johnd
>>2537962Soooource?
>>2541137thanks!
>>2540826I want to stick my tongue in his ass while he’s jerking it like that
>>2540819more of these guys please
>>2541219I don’t have any more of their feet, sorry anon :(
>>2541221the blond guy on the left showing off his foot i meant i want to coom to him and need more pics
>>2541223I want you to jerk to him, but I don’t have any more of his feet. Sorry anon :(
>>2541224thank you i love how sexy he is
>>2541226i wonder how he’d feel watching you jerk to him
>>2541228i need more shirtless pics of him i hope he likes that i appreciate his body
>>2541231There’s not much more sadly anon :(
>>2541054Just pointing out that if you take the time to go through this thread and make a mass reply, then you're most likely the actual unhinged, retarded faggot.
>>2541228>>2540819same group of zoomer bratpack twunks being posted frequently in /hm - fa - fit/, who are they kek
>>2541313your future husbands
i've been catfishing this 20yo something for a while
>>2541362Idk y people self promo on 4chan
>>2541362cringe
>>2541313 (me)>>2541325;3
Why are Latino lips so perfect?
>>2541429they got like 10% nigga genetics and 90% white genetics. so they got the good parts of being black, like nice lips, big dicks and fat asses, without the negatives of being black, which is being ugly as sin
