Zoomer Thread 6previous >>2556790
>>2562455>not a single pretty white boyit's ogre
>>2562470their time is up. over. in the past. we like brown boys now
>>2562526Kys brownoid nig-nog lover. Yw.
>>2562455Funny how guys cocks in their swimming gear are almost always tiny or almost invisible
>>2562526hating on beauty makes you ugly, babe
>>2562524post the edit
>>2562528(L–R) hideous, homely, ok-looking>>2562530(L–R) generic, ugly
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>>2562537Tell me you've never been in a pool without telling me you've never been in a pool.
>>2562559Neither have you, apparently.
>>2562526Who is "we"?White boys have different hair colors and textures, different colored eyes. Even their nipples have some color variations.Brown boys ALWyhave black hair, brown eyes, Hershey's kiss-lookijg nipples. You've seen one and you've seen them all. It gets boring.
Thoughts on this brown boy?
>>2562613Disgusting and fat, looks retarded aswell
>>2562616How is this fat?
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>>2562688Been trying to bait this twunk for awhile, follow his vimeo but can't get any response
What's a normal body count for a zoomer guy? I'm 23 and my body count is over 400. I usually have a schedule where I sleep with a new guy every week, and also go to parties where I will sleep with 10+ in a night (thanks poppers & painkillers!) That's what makes my count really high.Anybody else this high? Just wondering what's normal for a sooner.
>>2562613Ugly, should be killed slowly.>>2562617He isn't fat he's just ugly. If my daughter bought this home I'd disown her.
>>2562692Having your anus be a public service isn't something to brag about, Anon.
>>2562613Lackluster body, but not offensive and has filling out potential if he hits the weights hard. Face is pleasant, though common. These guys are everywhere in big cities.
>>2562692too obvious bait
>>2562613You keep polluting threads with a chunkster very few, if not only you, people find visually pleasing.
>>2562613>>2562617You littered the other thread with your self pics, don't do that to this one. Give it a rest, chunky, get on sniffies or grindr to get some validation.
HE IS NOT FAT. please stop pretending you wouldn’t
19yo 6'3 blond blue-eyed muscular football stud
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>>2562781that's "muscular" now...??? fuck sakes, Earth must be sterilized, nothing can be salvaged.
>>2562783He got too big. Not worth fapping to, sadly.
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>>2562549>posts some mongrel as a comebacklmao
>>25626920/10Grade - F
>>2562793thanks fwen
>>2562789agree to disagree <3
>>2562793Who is that?
I like ethnic zoomers.except indians because they are smelly and gross no matter what.
>>2562814I've been dying to find out myself
>>2562825i think i'm in love. who is this fine looking boy?
>>2562784Dick color doesn't match his body. Ew.
>>2562777Stop posting him. He sucks and everyone here has already degraded him enough.
Holden won.
>>2562613Hideous face, body like a ftm tranny with child birthing hips
>>2562617Your only hope to transitioning
>>2562777He's got a female bodyshape ofc gay men won't find him attractive, he needs to get on HRT now or he'll rope
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>>2562883how is that a female body shape? always such retarded shit on this site
>>2562921why are you defending a blimp so few people enjoy looking at?
>>2562921Look at his wide child birthing hips, female shoulders, female ass i literally thought it was a ftm when I first saw him
>>2562921Wide hips, narrow shoulders, thick thighs and belly, skinny arms and calves. He's shaped like a neolithic fertility idol
he's the right age for a z boy, but is he a real z boy at 5'4 ? maybe he's more of a mini-z ?
>>2562944perhaps if he were bent over spread eagle zip tied face down ass up in place at Burning Man or a White Party, free for all pump n dump, lube and handy wipes provided...
>>2562926>>2562926>>2562927this is my first time on the zoom zoom thread so i have no idea what you fuckers are on about? he is just skinny fat with very little muscles. simple as. i bet he'd look good with some muscles and hair
>>2562616This makes me ashamed to be part of the community. You're shallow, delusional, and in general just a horrible person.>>2562706>If my daughter bought this homeWith any luck, you will not reproduce. Please, do us all a favor and take yourself out of the gene pool.
>>2562828<3 zoomer in spandex. cant get much better.
>>2563180Twunk>>2563186TwinkSirs, this is a zoomer thread
>>2563135Thread ruined
>>2563136With those wide hips and feminine shoulders, the only men he'd be attracting would be str8/bi
>>2563181Most skinny fat men don't look like pear shaped fertility idols, he'd look good with HRT and long hair. Do you know how many mtfs on /lgbt/ would kill for his figure?
>>2563184Cringe, seethe, kys
>>2563180>>2563186Any more of these two? Luke is a little cutie and the blond guy is straight up perfection
>>2563216>he'd look good with HRTfuck off, tr*on lover
>>2563258
>>2562789Keep seething with envy, you will never fuck a 10/10 Chad in your miserable life
meeeeeee :3
>>2563279Keep guzzling those rockstars, you're already developing a muffin top
>>2563250I showed his pics to str8 men, they said they WOULD
>>2563250>tr*on?????
>>25633850/10>>2563399imagine being this much of a newfag
>>2563385He doesn’t even look like a woman
>>2563279you're cute, any contact info?
STOP POSTING THESE SENSUAL ZOOMERS ON /FIT/YOU ARE SCARING THE STRAIGHT BOYS AND PUTTING THE SUPPLY OF FRESH SHIRTLESS PICS IN DANGER
>>2563412Who is he?
>>2563420No straight guys post there.
>>2563422why do you ask
>>2563420>>2563423>STOP POSTING THESE SENSUAL ZOOMERS ON /FIT/YOU ARE SCARING THE STRAIGHT BOYS [that post in /fit/ threads and Cbt] AND PUTTING THE SUPPLY OF FRESH [MEATY MUSCULAR] SHIRTLESS PICS [from /fit/ board] IN DANGERDuhhh .... He's referring to straight boys of /fit/.Very very few straight guys lurk on the /h(o)m(o)/ board , WTF?!?! No waaaay....
>>2563412it doesnt look like a man either, so it's an it.
lotsa bounce
>>2563423they're petite twinks. probably squeal like little girls when getting stuffed, judging by their frames, boners would be about 4.5".
>>2563453Frame size is irrelevant to dick size, you delusional woman.
>>2563457If there's a Karen in this relationship, well, it certainly isn't me.
>>2563452love a chubster zoomer. round faces on 6ft+ bods drive me wild
>>2563478>round faces on 6ft+ bodsfirst time i'm learning of this type. berry interesting, anon
hey Karen, you going to bitch about this z boy too?
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>>2563440meth
>>2563412>spazzing in publicKill
>>2563549It’s not spazzing!
>>2563568his buttplug is vibrating
>>2563568his hips are proportionally wide to his shortness like Lizzo's. does he ever show his junk?
>>2563568grand mal seizure. Someone call a doctor! STAT!
>>2563591He’s actually quite tall, anon!
>>2563664It's ok sweetie, 5'6" is tall to people that are 5'4"
>>2563717no, he’s a big guy i promise
>>2563744>bigyes>guylol ok
>>2562833you aren't a zoomer and no one cares about youstop posting your terrible content on here and /gif/
>>2563771if you've ever seen other pics of rizzy, you have undoubtedly vomited.here's fluffy, drool away.
>>256379026 or under? looks older. and looks like he could strap an explosive vest under his kandora and proclaim jihad at the preschool, before going to meet his maker and the 99 virgins waiting for him in heaven...
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>>2563760He’s incredibly manly, anon
>>2563801who the fuck wears shiny "playboy" shorts?
>>2563808>>2563808then let's see his "manly" cock.>>2563808>>2563808
>>2563817i don’t think they’re shiny, they look like sweatpants material. headlights are just very bright
>>2563790>>2563801what country is this
>>2563905The United States of America
>>2563808It is funny how this one anon spams this ugly creature on several boards trying to trick people into thinking he is any sort of attractive but is in reality making fun of him and exposing his ugliness for all of 4chan to see. Now everyone can laugh at this ugly zoom zoom.
>zoomer thread>On hm>One singular nudeFuck off with your waste of space thread
>>2562793Blond twink hours
>>2563918Don't forget, he talks about how manly he is and how big his dick is too, but *always" fails to deliver dick pics. Wouldn't it be a sick plot twist if it turns out his dad is posting all of these pics and he murdered his son during COVID and buried him out on the farm somewhere?
>>2563808not beating the ftm allegations with a picture of it wearing a chest binder
>>2564095his pronouns are he/him
>>2564084his voluminous remains enriched the soil and fed countless insects for years. so he was good for something after all.
>>2564116i'm pretty sure "it/thing" would be more appropriate.
>>2562941Would I stick my dick in his mouth? Yes. Would I then stick my dick up his asshole? Yes. Would I cum in his hairless armpits? For sure.
>>2563808That boy is cute. He probably smells good. I’d like to get his pants off and put my nose in his pubes. Then suck one of his balls at a time while putting my finger inside of his butt. I want him to groan and then shoot his cum in my eyeballs.
>>2564116The person in those pictures should be using señorita/gordita pronouns
>>2563808>>chest binderWe got ourselves a pooner, this bitch is female
>>2563279Only "would" ITT 2bh
>>2564116Sure, every ftm calls herself he/him too
>>2564084The reason "He" always "fails" to deliver dick pics is that "he" has a pussy
>>2564150I see you're a fan of eating pussy anon
>>2564084I hope so. That means he is dead and no new pictures can be created of his wretched body.
>>2564278who tf is this hung zoomer twunk
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>>2564315
>>2564316who wouldn't want to be woken up with this beating on your face...?
I once tricked my younger cousins into stripping each other under the excuse that the one who didn't end up naked while wrestling would get a 50 bill. Both of them ended up naked but I still paid the one who didn't lose his shorts first. I even got to secretly record the fight.
>>2564386i bet you're this guy >>2564385 aren't you
>>2564420
>>2564489ty anon
>>2564472need moar chad, i didn’t save enough of his scenes from the channel
>>2564505his mom just got arrested for child abuse finallyand he goes to BYU now
>>2564509I would free Ruby from prison if it meant getting more Chad content
>>2564276This is what a real man looks like and this is not up for debate.
>>2564472>>2564505>>2564516who dis cute blond mormon twink
>>2564519For fucks sake! Stop posting this queef queen everywhere you stupid retarded brainless god damn motherfucker!
>>2564520chad frankehis parents are very much involved in the LDS church and just got arrested for child abuse on his younger siblingshe's 18 now so doesn't live with them
https://www.tiktok.com/@romeo_lad
>>2564525Spoiler: They're all dribblers
>>2564519Man, this bitch will claw your eyes out with those talons hanging off the end of those fingers.
>>2564386Can I do this with strangers? I often see pairs of zoomies playing on parks and getting rowdy with each other. Would 100 or 200 be enough of a bait for them? I really want to see naked zoomies.
>>2564541he's packing a Hillshire Farms Mini Beef Summer Sausage behind those fancy threads...and WHY WHY WHY another pic of blimpo? you hate us? what did we ever do to you or your mama to deserve this ongoing punishment? why don't ya just kill us and be done with it.
yummy
https://www.tiktok.com/@xxx.4noah
>>2564550he's hot, but why no nudes? he is literally a whore
>>2564551
>>2564553is this thing ai generated?
>>2564551not finding any eitherguess hes just good at hiding them
>>2563413modicinalprego on everything, thanks for the compliment lol :)
>>2564237luckily for you i’m dead set on finding a good/at the very least decent rebound. if ur ever in scotland u should hit me up :p
>>2564555not that i can tell
>>2564560Feet dick hole and sole pics ty
>>2564568
>>2564564no hole posting until marriage / he buys me the virgin suicides soundtrack vinyl :p
>>2564570Post the goods faggot
>>2564562DON'T ENTER THERE'S MEGA LINKS OF THE BAD KINDOMFG WHAT'S WRONG WITH PEOPLE
>>2564569he looks good
>>2564550>OF starThese young faggot get 8 subscribers on OF and they think they a star... how fucking dumb.
>>2564525That's what I used to do
>>2564572my paypal is jalbertinitiny if you wish to contribute to the modicinalprego hole sole and pole posting fund (＾◇＾)
>>2564681disgusting alien face
>>2564682we know you want to lick brian and steve all up and down front back sideways top n bottom...
he's the kinda girl you'd be proud to introduce to your parents. and he's really well hung, he'll make your throat as sore as your ass. oh damn, he's so thick, when he's humping your hiney, the pressure inside you is so intense your eyeballs go in and out in rhythm with his plunging and retracting...
>>2564537giwtwm
>>2564652If you're getting 0 bitches IRL, it probably feels good to have 8 people who are so attracted to you they give you money.
>>2564721>>2564722hawt
>>2564774I get plenty of attention from males and females, but I appreciate the concern
>>2564673I'll send you $20 to never come back to 4chan again
>>2564716>>2564717Why do these 3 look like someone just farted and it sounded squishy? Or maybe it's the guy behind the camera with the gun.
>>2564721>>2564722God damn close your mouth you fucking mongoloid >>2564723Those panties pulled up way too high
>>2564560You must be horse shit ugly if you're looking for a rebound on 4chins. Get some self esteem pal.
>>2564797make it 50 and i’ll straight up kill myself
>>2564801mwuehehehe i’m just kidding . doing my little jokes . having fun online and stuff . i personally think i’m pretty decent lol
>>2564803Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn... I knew Michael Jackson didn't die in 2009, this mother fucker been on 4chan the whole time.
>>2563808>>2563918This person is awesome. Whether male, female, trans, whatever. I'd be honored to be with them. <3
>>2564548Ugly cunt
>>2564803Such a cutie waowwwwe
>>2564717Guy on the right looks like the kid form heartstopper.
>>2564943thank u thank u :)
>>2564525I don't get it
>>2565097They all just cummed on their stomachs now they are going to clean up the cum.
>>2565097dribbler
>>2564537holy fuckin fantasy im diamonds>>2564525>>2565097>>2565109they all just shot their load allover their abs, clean up time now
>>2564803You look like a cute zombie boy!got any Halloween Pics?
you wanna play with these tiddies?
uwu
Too many uggos in this thread. This is how real zoomers look.
>>2565451lol ur not even showing his face much but it doesn't look so hot chud
>>2565451That's a muscle twunk. Get your categories right you stupid bitch.
>>2565513Zoomer is a generational category. Twink and Twunk are types of young men. So there are zoomer twinks and twunks.
>>2565853
>>2565446What are we supposed to be looking at here?
>>2565885A bunch of femboys dancing on tiktok
>>2565885a bunch of cute guys about to do the chicken
>>2565885a bunch of retards doing retarded dance moves.
>>2563258This is the kind of cute zoomer I want to exploit.
DHUNTRS
>>2565446zoomer fratboy front and center is one of tiktok "elevator boys"
>>2566505The autotune is so annoying. They're also much uglier in moving pictures.
>>2566451He is the most delicious boy on OnlyFans.
>>2566451Source?
>>2562470if that's what you fetishize, then post some rather than whine like a little bitch
/fit/ cbt saucy twunk
>>2562547>>2562549 these the same guy?
>>2565446>slut on the right fixing himself so the camera catches his dickprintwe see you ho
>>2566638what's his name? I need more
>>2565853>>2565854he looks hot, any at non-thumbnail resolution?
/fit/ threadzoomer gym bro fun with fem twinks omgCaptcha: H0S JK (fr nocap)
>>2563135sauce??
>>2567267
>>2562793I want a fuck and breed that hole like there's no tomorrow.
>>2567227no
>>2567290
>>2567291
>>2567292his dick is meh but i love dat ass
Which one and WWYD?
>>25673806. He’s so cute. I’m surprised he hasn’t been seen on this site before desu. What’s his name?
>>2567382anon this is 6… >>2562613
>>2567384What’s his name tho?
>>2567385why do you need to know, so you can send him hate messages?
>>2563184Community and 4chan, on a porn board lmao, seethe and kys, I'm sure you have a nose piercing like a farm cow and colored hair like a commie
>>2567386So I can worship him and send him money
>>2567389no
yum
>>2566451sauce
>>2567542definitely yummy af
>>2567542Is that Ronald McDonald's son? Look at the size of those feet.
>>2567741Big feet usually means a nice big dick. But I just noticed he has a huge honkin' honker. So meh. I won't post more of him and will go back to making fun of the phatties..
>>2562613
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>>2567764
>>2567770is that your bf now?
>>2567384>>25670061 bony muthafucker that one is
>>2567770at the start of the cheesecake and coke diet>>2567768plumped up about 45 lbs in 6 months
>>2567797She is putting the weight on. Must be getting ready to hibernate for the winter.
>>2567797>>2567823stop fatshaming him.
some big dicked brown zoomer
>>2567767What’s his insta
>>2567832Fuck off and stop posting him then
>>2567841I didn’t.
My friend's butt. I can't stop thinking about him.
>>2567910Those are 35 year-old men with filters. They should be banned from being posted here, especially the creature on the left.
>>2567929thx for the clarification. i thought they were little girls with strap-ons.
>>2567770Kill
>>2568086wtf why, look how happy he is
>>2568124maybe he's having an orgasm thinking about the cake. or his bluetooth buttplug is buzzing. or both. i noticed that when a thread has too many of its pics, ya know, puffy the blimp, it stops getting bumped up. for shame.
>>2565412sniiiiiiiiiffffffffffff
>>256802130 year olds are millennials
>>2568400nice bod. nice bulge. a cute goofy face. with a sexy thoughtless expression.
>>2568445at 35, millennials become geezers, and should move to some other country with a senile geriatric population that has loose bowels, like Florida.
